I Rule Fortune-Telling Livestreams

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money:

Netizen: “I’ve been having constant bad luck lately, what’s going on?”

Shen Zhiyao: “Your son is using a Curse Technique on you.”

Netizen: “Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?”

Shen Zhiyao: “Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?”

Netizen: “What’s the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?”

Shen Zhiyao: “Because she’s always dreaming of her lover! She’s in heat!”

Child of Destiny: “Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?”

Shen Zhiyao: “It’s because you were so vile as to piss on someone’s grave.”

Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling.

Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: “Grand Ancestress, I’m begging you, please tell my fortune!”

“Hmm… It depends on my mood!”