Chapter 317: Massacre induced by a smelly fart
Chapter 317: Massacre induced by a smelly fart
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There were invisible bodies circling over Dragon Mountain Valley, invisible monsters which were impossible to detect through their auras or sounds. There was not only one or two of these monsters, but hundreds or even thousands. The seemingly clear sky was actually filled with dense monsters swimming through the air. One could not see them, hear them, or even sense their existence.
When you let your guard down, thinking you were safe, they could very suddenly bite off your head, tearing you limb from limb, causing your tragic death in an unsuspecting manner.
Such an invisible terror was chilling to the heart if one thought about it slightly.
However, the rookies in front of Shi Xiaobai did not know they were in the midst of such horrors. The rookies who had their heads bitten off or even torn apart did not know the tragic outcomes they had experienced in another timeline.
And in this timeline, without everything reset by the Absolute Choice, they could still talk and laugh, deriding how Dragon Mountain Valley did not have dragons, or discuss how gloomy and eerie the valley was, or chat about the impressive punch of Shi Xiaobai from before.
The tragedy had yet to befall, but it was imminent.
And the only person who knew of all this was Shi Xiaobai alone. He had to bear the heavy burden of saving them.
But how was he to save them?
Shi Xiaobai was somewhat at a loss this time. He could brainlessly use his sword techniques to attack the sky in an enveloping fashion. Even if they were invisible monsters, he was still able to kill them, but he would not be able to perfectly protect every rookie. As there were too many monsters, they could attack any person in an unpredictable manner.
Shi Xiaobai’s heart was feeling somewhat heavy, as though he was completely helpless.
However, he could not abandon pondering over the matter because of this.
Suddenly, Shi Xiaobai thought of a questionable problem.
Why did a monster suddenly attack the beheaded rookie only when the rookies were beginning to leave in the dozens, despite there being so many monsters above the valley?
The second time, it was only when the rookies began attacking the sky did they start attacking the rookies after being injured.
Logically speaking, with so many invisible monsters present, it was impossible for the rookies to withstand them if they had taken the initiative to attack as a whole.
Yet, the monsters did not do so. From a certain point of view, their attacks were a result of provocation.
In that case, could these monsters be mild in nature and would not take the initiative to attack the rookies?
However, from the actions of them biting off the rookies’ heads, they were likely brutal carnivores?
“What is going on?”
Shi Xiaobai was feeling perplexed, but his eyes gradually lit up. If he could not crack the puzzle, he might be able to do so in an opportunistic manner.
“Why did these carnivores that had the absolute advantage not take the initiative to attack in a group? Was it because they were gentle by nature despite being carnivorous? Or were they waiting for an opportunity? Or did they lack cohesion?”
Shi Xiaobai muttered to himself. Due to his heavy heart, he had accidentally verbalized the questions in his mind. However, it was extremely soft, nearly silent.
However, there was a person constantly standing beside Shi Xiaobai. She had heard him utter those words to himself.
“Or…they are dreading something, resulting in them lacking the courage to act.”
Ka Xiaozi’s gentle voice reached Shi Xiaobai’s ears.
This sentence was like the sudden sparkling of a star in the darkness.
Shi Xiaobai ruminated over the words as his eyes slowly lit up.
“Dread.”
Shi Xiaobai softly said the word as a smile slowly suffused across his lips.
The word ‘dread’ immediately solved the biggest question on Shi Xiaobai’s mind.
Why were hundreds of invisible monsters, which clearly had the absolute advantage, not attacking until they were injured, an attack that was a result of rage.
Why did the group of monsters pick the rookies in the periphery first when they counterattacked? Whereas Ka Xiaozi and he were not attacked by any monster despite them being separated from the crowd as stragglers.
The two questions could only be answered by the word ‘dread’!
Were the monsters dreading him, or dreading…
Shi Xiaobai turned his head to look at the girl beside him. She had long pink hair that were tied into two ponytails. She looked young and beautiful. Her eyes were large and bright, filled with vibrance. Her delicate facial features and petite body resembled that of a truly beautiful pixie.
The monsters did not dare to attack even when they were injured and infuriated. They had not attacked the separated duo, either because they were dreading him or dreading Ka Xiaozi.
A more reasonable explanation would be that the power of his one punch had frightened the monsters.
However, Shi Xiaobai had a baffling feeling. He felt that the monsters were dreading the girl beside him.
Shi Xiaobai gave Ka Xiaozi a meaningful glance before whispering, “Thank you.”
Ka Xiaozi blinked and said with a laugh, “I don’t remember doing anything that is worthy of being thanked for.”
Shi Xiaobai did not explain, but he knew how important were those words Ka Xiaozi had said.
“Then, next there is only one question remaining.”
Shi Xiaobai continued lowering his head in thought.
If the monsters were dreading him or Ka Xiaozi, why would a monster suddenly attack that rookie out of the blue?
“It seems like that is the only resort.”
…
What was ‘that’?
Five words—reconstruction of the crime scene!
Shi Xiaobai repeated his actions from the past two timelines. The plot repeated just as the previous two timelines as the rookies began retreating out of the valley, with more than ten people quickly leaving.
The rookie who was about to be beheaded was still chatting with the girl beside him. In about three seconds, the tragedy was about to happen.
Shi Xiaobai suddenly rushed forward at a very fast speed. He tried his best to suppress the sounds he produced as he held his breath.
He had arrived less than three meters behind the rookie in an instant.
He wanted to see what had happened at that very instant up close. He wanted to know what the rookie did or said that resulted in the monster’s sudden attack on him.
Then, Shi Xiaobai heard a loud sound.
“Pu!”
That was the sound of a fart that could be clearly heard several meters away!
Following that, a foul stench assaulted his olfactory senses!
Shi Xiaobai was caught off guard as he was immediately left dumbfounded.
At the moment he was dumbfounded, the rookie’s head had once again been bitten off by the monster. Blood spewed as the surrounding rookies began screaming. At the same time, many rookies were covering their noses and mouths.
During his first observation, Shi Xiaobai had the impression that these people were covering their noses and mouths because they could not stand the smell of blood.
It turned out it was because they could not stand the stench of the fart!
Shi Xiaobai turned around in silence. He was somewhat disappointed that he had failed to save the rookie because of the fart that shocked him.
However, he was feeling somewhat helpless.
He had originally believed that the rookie had done something earth-shattering or said something astounding or blasphemous, which left the dreaded monster no choice but to attack him.
He never expected that it was because of the rookie farting. The monster probably thought that it had been attacked by toxic gases and could not endure any further.
It was a massacre induced by a smelly fart.
What else could Shi Xiaobai say?
…
“Make your choice, youth!”
When Shi Xiaobai heard the familiar voice, saw the familiar scene and familiar black text, he felt somewhat depressed.
This was the fourth time he was making this choice.
It was also the first time he encountered failure with the Absolute Choice for three consecutive times. In the past, he could complete the Absolute Choice within three tries.
And this time, it was an exception. What was most fucked up was that the reason why he failed three times was because of a smelly fart!
A smelly fart…
Can you imagine how gloomy Shi Xiaobai was feeling at that moment in time?
However, despite feeling gloomy, Shi Xiaobai was also greatly relieved. If his guess was right, everyone could safely leave the valley as long as nothing out of bounds was done.
Shi Xiaobai picked the choice [ Save all rookies in Dragon Mountain Valley ] for a fourth time.
Halted time flowed once again.
Shi Xiaobai immediately shouted to everyone, “Everyone, leave the valley as fast as possible! There’s no time. This King will explain it to all of you once we are out of the valley!”
Shi Xiaobai faked a worried look. Although the crowd found it dubious when they heard this, they immediately believed that Shi Xiaobai had discovered a danger that could not be explained in time. They chose to rush to the valley’s exit due to Shi Xiaobai’s esteemed reputation.
There was no time to explain. Run!
Thankfully, the exit to the valley was large enough, and it did not seem overly crowded when the crowd rushed out.
Shi Xiaobai loudly said, “Note, do not fart!”
The evacuating crowd was immediately dumbfounded.
However, Shi Xiaobai’s voice immediately resounded once again.
“Do not fart!”
“Do not fart!”
He repeated the important things thrice!
The rookies were filled with doubts, but seeing Shi Xiaobai appearing so serious, they could only put the extremely absurd demand at heart.
With so many people around, farting was something that required courage to begin with.
Shi Xiaobai urged the crowd to speed up. The rookies did not dare to delay as they quickly retreated out the valley. Very soon, more than half had been evacuated.
Shi Xiaobai turned his head to Ka Xiaozi and said, “Let’s go as well.”
Ka Xiaozi nodded with a smile. Clearly, she could not help but laugh due to Shi Xiaobai’s “Do not fart”.
The two stayed behind the group and walked forward at an appropriate speed.
Shi Xiaobai turned slightly cautious. A guess was after all a guess. In practice, there might be unexpected accidents, so Shi Xiaobai did not dare to relax.
Only after all the rookies had left the valley safely did Shi Xiaobai feel slightly relieved when he and Ka Xiaozi arrived at the exit of the valley.
He turned his head and glanced at the empty valley, hesitant if he should leave.
Even though time had reset, the bloody scenes were still fresh on his mind. Shi Xiaobai’s anger could not be appeased if he did not kill the monsters. And now, with all the rookies safely evacuated, he could kill with impunity.
“Forget it, This King will spare you for the time being. Once the choice is over, This King will come back for revenge.”
With this thought in mind, he walked out of the valley together with Ka Xiaozi.
Outside the valley, the rookies were waiting for Shi Xiaobai to come out. At this moment, they were pinching their noses, grumbling how smelly it was.
The moment Shi Xiaobai appeared, the rookie that was previously beheaded gave an embarrassed smile and said, “Sorry, I couldn’t resist it.”
Even though Shi Xiaobai had emphasized three times for him not to fart, the rookie had still farted. It appeared as though he had held his fart in for a very long time.
But thankfully, this was done outside the valley.
Shi Xiaobai found it somewhat amusing. He had nearly suffered because of a stinky fart.
Shi Xiaobai gradually relaxed. With everyone evacuated from the terrifying valley, they should be in a safe situation.
At this moment, the fiery voice resounded in his mind.
“Make your choice, youth!”
Shi Xiaobai jumped in fright as his mind went into a trance.
The scene before his eyes had suddenly returned to the scene when everyone was inside the valley. Time was halted, and the three choices had materialized in front of Shi Xiaobai just as before.
Shi Xiaobai was truly confounded this time.
Time wound back, indicating that he had failed once again.
But this time, Shi Xiaobai did not know why he had failed. The rookies had clearly been evacuated from the valley, so why was there still someone dying?
Furthermore, the person had died without him even knowing how.
Who died?
Why did that person die?
How did that person die?
Shi Xiaobai was completely clueless this time.
“Make your choice, youth!”
The fiery voice constantly resounded in his mind, as though it was telling Shi Xiaobai that everything was yet to come to an end. No, it was just the beginning of everything.
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- Chapter 506: What are rules? They never existed from the beginning
- Chapter 505: Massacre
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- Chapter 503: What's wrong with enjoying sufficient foreplay before the climax!
- Chapter 502: The Endless Historical Story
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- Chapter 472: Thank you and Sorry
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- Chapter 458 (2/5)
- Chapter 458 (1/5)
- Chapter 457: The Conversation of Fate (6/6)
- Chapter 457: The Conversation of Fate (5/6)
- Chapter 457: The Conversation of Fate (4/6)
- Chapter 457: The Conversation of Fate (3/6)
- Chapter 457: The Conversation of Fate (2/6)
- Chapter 457 (1/6)
- Chapter 456: So, die!
- Chapter 455: What do you want to talk about? I’ll accompany you
- Chapter 454: Power of Love
- Chapter 453: We need to have a good chat
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- Chapter 450: This King’s eyes can only accept victory
- Chapter 449: Might as well slash out with one strike to end it once and for all
- Chapter 448: Monster that triple-tasks
- Chapter 447: The painstakingly found sense of reality
- Chapter 446: Loneliness is the greatest enemy
- Chapter 445: The unverified savage history
- Chapter 444: A battle that could be ended in an instant
- Chapter 443: It’s too realistic
- Chapter 442: Dual-wielding
- Chapter 441: The color in his eyes
- Chapter 440: Goodbye forever, Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 439: Are you satisfied
- Chapter 438: Loathe killing him
- Chapter 437: Always been stalking you
- Chapter 436: Lucifer’s Sword
- Chapter 435: What is your goal?
- Chapter 434: If Shi Xiaobai confessed
- Chapter 433: The fifth path
- Chapter 432: Are you willing to be a side hoe (5/5)
- Chapter 432 (4/5)
- Chapter 432 (3/5)
- Chapter 432 (2/5)
- Chapter 432 (1/5)
- Chapter 431: No More Escaping (4/4)
- Chapter 431 (3/4)
- Chapter 431 (2/4)
- Chapter 431 (1/4)
- Chapter 430: I hate you
- Chapter 429: Meaning of my Existence
- Chapter 428: Everything was done by me
- Chapter 427: Make your move!
- Chapter 426: Posturing before the battle
- Chapter 425: Does the naked Infernal Queen look good?
- Chapter 424: Forgot to tell you
- Chapter 423: Shall we make a bet?
- Chapter 422: The Battle can be lost, but the Celestial King has to die
- Chapter 421: Goodbye
- Chapter 420: So, apparently Field Marshal Awesomo is very awesome?
- Chapter 419: The only fear is that the Celestial King will not dare to participate
- Chapter 418: The most cowardly Infernal King in all of eternity!
- Chapter 417: Tolerate my ass!
- Chapter 416: Infernal King’s Mandate
- Chapter 415: Speechless begins to question life
- Chapter 414: Darling asked the right person
- Chapter 413: Truly realistic acting
- Chapter 412: It’s impossible for This King to make a mistake
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- Chapter 409: Complicated and Confusing Changes
- Chapter 408: Take you flying in awesomeness
- Chapter 407: A Fool that did not care for his life
- Chapter 406: No one can prevent the war!
- Chapter 405: The Seductive Infernal Queen
- Chapter 404: Who exactly are you
- Chapter 403: They are a pack of lone wolves
- Chapter 402: We aren’t real
- Chapter 401: War has already begun!
- Chapter 400: I’ll do whatever you want to do tonight
- Chapter 399: A King that doesn’t know how to bow his head has no right to stand above the heads of his subjects
- Chapter 398: How can it be put into the mouth just like that. Hands had to be washed first!
- Chapter 397: An “Ouch”
- Chapter 396: Why don’t you die now?
- Chapter 395: Because you are not the strongest Transcendent
- Chapter 394: Darling, do you want to take it off yourself?
- Chapter 393: Because you want to be Speechless Li
- Chapter 392-2: Yesterday’s Villain, Tomorrow’s Hero
- Chapter 392: In order to not be bored
- Chapter 391: I’m only waiting for you
- Chapter 390: Gods and Demons
- Chapter 389: The Infernal King is also a King
- Chapter 388: Proving His Identity
- Chapter 387: I know every inch of your body!
- Chapter 386: Did I make a mistake
- Chapter 385: Darling, you finally came back?
- Chapter 384: 139?
- Chapter 383: This King is immune to poison
- Chapter 382: King’s Mandate
- Chapter 381: Do you know what you have eaten
- Chapter 380: End the Age of Bravehearts
- Chapter 379: The Sudden Appearance of the Choices
- Chapter 378: This King has been targeted!
- Chapter 377: Never took a step back
- Chapter 376: No next second
- Chapter 375: Even a fly wanted to bite a piece of meat from a lion
- Chapter 374: The story behind the sword
- Chapter 373: Leonis who lost his reason
- Chapter 372: The hard to beat Leonis
- Chapter 371: What is he trying to do?
- Chapter 370: None of you know anything about strength!
- Chapter 369: Heart feeling downtrodden, an exhaustion that comes from the soul
- Chapter 368: Always waiting
- Chapter 367: Come on, let’s clash head on!
- Chapter 366: Transforming without a word
- Chapter 365: In front of the Door of the Bravehearts, the meeting of girls
- Chapter 364: Wait for your fucking tomorrow
- Chapter 363: His opponent is only himself
- Chapter 362: But This King won’t do so!
- Chapter 361: The physique of humans is bad?
- Chapter 360: You have successfully infuriated This King
- Chapter 359: Humans are just this and nothing more!
- Chapter 358: Erroneous Plot
- Chapter 357: Moya’s rage
- Chapter 356: Leonis on the brink of raging
- Chapter 355: Unarmed combat
- Chapter 354: Shi-style Posturing Technique
- Chapter 353: Shi Xiaobai, I want to learn to posture!
- Chapter 352: The importance of a posturing technique
- Chapter 351: Wrong way of posturing
- Chapter 350: Some fruits no longer exist if you miss them
- Chapter 349: Do you prefer being raped before being killed, or being killed before being raped
- Chapter 348: Leonis and civil strife
- Chapter 347: The powerful Transcendents
- Chapter 346: To dare mess with This King, eat first, talk later
- Chapter 345: Racial Discrimination
- Chapter 344: Stop or die!
- Chapter 343: Four legendary figures
- Chapter 342: It’s venomous, you are toxic
- Chapter 341: Their Choices
- Chapter 340: Not only mimicry
- Chapter 339: A Difficult Nemesis
- Chapter 338: This matter was so hard to refuse
- Chapter 337: Shi Xiaobai’s Delicacy Tour
- Chapter 336: Are you courting death or committing suicide
- Chapter 335: Take a good look at who he is!
- Chapter 334: You have clearly awakened, why are you playing dumb
- Chapter 333: Prevent Wang Feng from making the headlines
- Chapter 332: Nobody should have thoughts on grabbing tomorrow’s headlines!
- Chapter 331: True demon
- Chapter 330: Pushing down Kali!
- Chapter 329: Sorry Kali
- Chapter 328: God Slaughtering Command
- Chapter 327: Don’t fucking add scenes for yourself!
- Chapter 326: You must return safely as well
- Chapter 325: You raged for This King, This King will commit suicide for you
- Chapter 324: The Light in a Hopeless Situation
- Chapter 323: I have ten thousand ways to let him die
- Chapter 322: The dragon won’t run away anymore
- Chapter 321: The dragon is here!
- Chapter 320: Why spit everywhere!
- Chapter 319: Murder induced by a pool of pee
- Chapter 318: An Impossible Possibility
- Chapter 317: Massacre induced by a smelly fart
- Chapter 316: Blood-red fireworks
- Chapter 315: Sudden turn of events
- Chapter 314: We have a deal
- Chapter 313: This King has a diamond, do you have applause?
- Chapter 312: It’s time to bring out the big guns
- Chapter 311: What happened during This King’s afternoon nap
- Chapter 310: Don’t hesitate, quickly kiss
- Chapter 309: This spot definitely should harden, as a form of respect
- Chapter 308: After saying so much, can I have a spot on your Friends list
- Chapter 307: Trousers just halfway off
- Chapter 306: I’m rushing back to sleep with my boyfriend
- Chapter 305: What a shameless old hag
- Chapter 304: I’ll accompany you on this escapade
- Chapter 303: Never expected
- Chapter 302: The best protector
- Chapter 301: The avenger that waited for the opportunity
- Chapter 300: What about my hand?
- Chapter 299: Protect Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 298: This King will follow shortly
- Chapter 297: Tolerated you for a long while!
- Chapter 296: Last Minute
- Chapter 295: Fusing as one
- Chapter 294: This pair is not to be spared
- Chapter 293: Who dares to touch her
- Chapter 292: The Bullet that Changed the Outcome
- Chapter 291: Professional Assist
- Chapter 290: So as to eliminate her personally
- Chapter 289: You really can’t blow well
- Chapter 288: How do you wish to die?
- Chapter 287: Excalibur
- Chapter 286: Failure is the mother of success
- Chapter 285: Heavens, quickly take this bastard back
- Chapter 284: You shall be defeated by this sword attack
- Chapter 283: I’ll just quietly watch you posture
- Chapter 282: For Lord Shi Xiaobai!
- Chapter 281: What goes around comes around!
- Chapter 280: You can scold anyone but Tu Dahei!
- Chapter 279: You are actually a lefty, right?
- Chapter 278: Jealousy
- Chapter 277: This black sword is against him!
- Chapter 276: Always ready
- Chapter 275: Bronze Minotaur
- Chapter 274: That night, she shattered several toilets squatting
- Chapter 273: Battle Arena, enemies often cross each other’s paths
- Chapter 272: Shi Xiaobai, you are my daddy
- Chapter 271: A little excited just thinking of it!
- Chapter 270: Cowardly retracted its head like a turtle
- Chapter 269: Leaped over a wall in desperation
- Chapter 268: Rub, rub!
- Chapter 267: Ah, that spot won’t do
- Chapter 266: This is a true King
- Chapter 265: Those foolish lives are worth anything?
- Chapter 264: The Abrupt Sure Death Scenario
- Chapter 263: Negotiations Broke Down, Kill it!
- Chapter 262: It’s coming to This King for dog food
- Chapter 261: Feels like I’ve fallen for a scam
- Chapter 260: Just as inaccurate as always
- Chapter 259: Intercourse for a moment
- Chapter 258: The Improvement in Three Hours
- Chapter 257: Super Healer and Godlike Mentor
- Chapter 256: Deceptive Assassin!
- Chapter 255: It’s you yourself that is depriving yourself of your flexibility!
- Chapter 254: The best teacher, Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 253: Lord Shi Xiaobai can massage wherever he wants
- Chapter 252: Fear of everyone not being able to replace the lost nutrients faster than they can be gained
- Chapter 251: But it’s too comfortable!
- Chapter 250: I feel we will be doomed sooner or later!
- Chapter 249: What posture is teaching and learning
- Chapter 248: It must be an illusion
- Chapter 247: Wow, this constipation
- Chapter 246: You and I know Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 245: I have champagne in my room
- Chapter 244: City Destroyer Hero
- Chapter 243: The Blinding of Everyone’s Eyes
- Chapter 242: Demonic Beasts that filled the lands!
- Chapter 241: Venturing alone
- Chapter 240: The youth would eventually become a King
- Chapter 239: City Attack!
- Chapter 238: Letting everyone clear
- Chapter 237: A true man never turns his head to watch an explosion
- Chapter 236: Two Peng Grills
- Chapter 235: Shi Xiaobai has come
- Chapter 234: Hero and Villain
- Chapter 233: True Glory
- Chapter 232: The Tree of Life is about to die
- Chapter 231: You seem to have big breasts
- Chapter 230: Aggro Mobbing
- Chapter 229: This mute is a chatterbox
- Chapter 228: Kun-Stewing Wok
- Chapter 227: Tower Defense
- Chapter 226: An Earthquake amongst Rookies
- Chapter 225: None of you are qualified!
- Chapter 224: Team Leader Tu Dahei
- Chapter 223: Tu Dahei says Shi Xiaobai is awesome
- Chapter 222: Mt. Chang Pulp Farmer
- Chapter 221: A Wondrous Lucky Charm
- Chapter 220: Please Read the Setting Patiently!
- Chapter 219: Choosing ten out of a thousand, picking one out of a hundred
- Chapter 218: Not splitting, let’s assist!
- Chapter 217: Tussled 300 times that night
- Chapter 216: Take off!
- Chapter 215: Shit, there’s no way to stop!
- Chapter 214: Combined assault on Tu Dahei
- Chapter 213: I engaged in it for five hours
- Chapter 212: In the northern darkness, there is a fish and his name is Kun
- Chapter 211: This is the happiness that belongs to her
- Chapter 210: Rookies’ Mudslide
- Chapter 209: The Purest Sword Fanatic
- Chapter 208: These legs of hers could go around the block for a year
- Chapter 207: Set off with This King!
- Chapter 206: His Freedom was not there
- Chapter 205: The King’s Choice
- Chapter 204: We Can’t Lose Again!
- Chapter 203: Didn’t you see Tu Dahei one-shot Heartless?
- Chapter 202: Feeling Sad, Wanting to Cry
- Chapter 201: Can Only Tolerate, Silently Suffer
- Chapter 200: A Crush from a Single Sword Strike
- Chapter 199: The Former Child Prodigy
- Chapter 198: Since the Heavens made the Moon, why did They make the Sun too
- Chapter 197: The King’s Fury
- Chapter 196: King’s Beginner Sword
- Chapter 195: Why must a Fatso make things difficult for a former Fatso
- Chapter 194: Who should receive the Academy Award for Best Actor
- Chapter 193: If Shi Xiaobai were here
- Chapter 192: Take Ten Million to Feed the Pigs!
- Chapter 191: Looks Competition MVP
- Chapter 190: Back in the day, against the headwinds, thirty feet I could pee, but today, my shoes are soused despite tailwinds
- Chapter 189: Ye Siblings
- Chapter 188: King of Lolicons
- Chapter 187: Come on out, the extremely cute little loli
- Chapter 186: Can I borrow your hand to smack faces
- Chapter 185: A super, super flirting expert
- Chapter 184: The darn godlike collapse of tear ducts
- Chapter 183: This King wants to fight one against all
- Chapter 182: The vengeful [Zeus]
- Chapter 181: In This King’s eyes, all of you are already dead
- Chapter 180: Double Speed Mirage
- Chapter 179: This is the reason for you to break public property?
- Chapter 178: Flirting Expert Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 177: How can this be
- Chapter 176: Fat chance
- Chapter 175: Not even given a ‘Nice Guy Card’
- Chapter 174: Lord God’s Advice
- Chapter 173: Given up for chicks
- Chapter 172: Have you never seen safety shorts
- Chapter 171: The kick at the threshold
- Chapter 170: A Hooligan Unfortunately
- Chapter 169: How can you be such a hooligan
- Chapter 168: Knocking on the Wrong Door
- Chapter 167: The Choice of Courting Death
- Chapter 166: Still able to do another few hundred rounds
- Chapter 165: Be faster for This King
- Chapter 164: Come, let’s have a good battle
- Chapter 163: A person should be more like Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 162: Who is messing with who
- Chapter 161: The Girl who doesn’t drink Chicken Soup.
- Chapter 160: Truly Heh heh
- Chapter 159: Mozzie
- Chapter 158: Fragrance and Odor
- Chapter 157: Big Perv Shi
- Chapter 156: Plans of a King
- Chapter 155: Let’s celebrate by getting a room
- Chapter 154: Will you feel regret
- Chapter 153: Massage Technique of God
- Chapter 152: This tests skill
- Chapter 151: Coach, I want to learn swords
- Chapter 150: An honest person does not “play with swords”
- Chapter 149: Don’t stick it back
- Chapter 148: Cherish Life, Stay Clear from Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 147: Able to posture even while not being awesome
- Chapter 146: Invincibility is such Loneliness
- Chapter 145: What you said makes a lot of sense
- Chapter 144: Golden-white holy dragon shows its prowess
- Chapter 143: Beat O’ unyielding heart!
- Chapter 142: Is your face hurting badly?
- Chapter 141: Hold it in even if you can’t accept it
- Chapter 140: This King needs you
- Chapter 139: Wait, you must wait!
- Chapter 138: A Sorrow that should be Drowned
- Chapter 137: A Very Silly Story
- Chapter 136: You have successfully infuriated me
- Chapter 135: Being able to see you before my death
- Chapter 134: Can you give This King a knife
- Chapter 133: Are you kidding me
- Chapter 132: Quick stick it back
- Chapter 131: Can you be a bit faster
- Chapter 130: Intoxicated Moan
- Chapter 129: Upright person despite Being tough on words
- Chapter 128: Very cute, very naive
- Chapter 127: This is the reason why you are enduring?
- Chapter 126: The adorable you
- Chapter 125: Refreshing your world view
- Chapter 124: Who is Chen Lingcun
- Chapter 123: Filthy Turtle Divine Technique Combo!
- Chapter 122: Do not scream in pain even when balls shatter
- Chapter 121: Peeling Memories
- Chapter 120: This King is wrong
- Chapter 119: Imbalanced Broken Character in the World
- Chapter 118: This Turtle Is Hardest
- Chapter 117: All Tu Dahei’s fault
- Chapter 116: Where did the gentle reminder go
- Chapter 115: Hisith wants some quietness
- Chapter 114: Lovers’ Pact 2.0
- Chapter 113: Why are you this skilled
- Chapter 112: Whiteology Appearance
- Chapter 111: Oppai is also justice
- Chapter 110: Strength comes from Oppai
- Chapter 109: A teammate that accidentally harms you
- Chapter 108: This is a monster
- Chapter 107: Where the King’s Blade Tip Points
- Chapter 106: I’m back
- Chapter 105: Let us go home
- Chapter 104: You might not believe it if I told you
- Chapter 103: You sure were naughty
- Chapter 102: Eyes have changed
- Chapter 101: This problem is problematic!
- Chapter 100: This is such a bonus
- Chapter 99: Stabbed Into My Heart
- Chapter 98: Go on First
- Chapter 97: Door of Darkness
- Chapter 96: I want to know you
- Chapter 95: Don’t kill them all
- Chapter 94: Anymore?
- Chapter 93: Time is a pig slaughtering knife
- Chapter 92: The Benevolent Butcher
- Chapter 91: Terrifying knife strike
- Chapter 90: If you can do it then you should go up and do it
- Chapter 89: To be Killed to the Ends of Time
- Chapter 88: I hope you would last longer
- Chapter 87: The Great Demon Lord Xiao Xiao
- Chapter 86: That one Knife
- Chapter 85: Holding Power
- Chapter 84: This is not a drill
- Chapter 83: You know nothing about your ex-wife
- Chapter 82: The color of the wind is green
- Chapter 81: Let me do it!
- Chapter 80: Giving you Full Marks for Customer Service
- Chapter 79: Doomed Sooner or Later
- Chapter 78: Princess Xiao Xiao
- Chapter 77: Unexpected Opening
- Chapter 76: The Brave Pig Slaughtering Knife
- Chapter 75: Take you flying into awesomeness
- Chapter 74: Xiao Xiao’s Rules
- Chapter 73: God DogLeading
- Chapter 72: Battle of the Sacred Cup
- Chapter 71: Devil’s Footwork
- Chapter 70: Yang Weiwei’s Soul of Deception
- Chapter 69: There is really such a madman in this world?
- Chapter 68: Yea-habitant of the Yea Planet
- Chapter 67: Your name
- Chapter 66: You should become such a Crab!
- Chapter 65: The Answer From the Very Beginning
- Chapter 64: OneHeadShotWithoutExplanation
- Chapter 63: Abusing Elementary School Students like Dogs
- Chapter 62: Thanking Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 61: Playing games can even be done in such a grand manner?
- Chapter 60: Two Fancy Schlocks
- Chapter 59: The Promotion of Anything really relies on Lying!
- Chapter 58: Laziness and Diligence
- Chapter 57: It Isn’t Easy for Any One of Us
- Chapter 56: The Strongest Attack in History!
- Chapter 55: This Sacrifice is too Great!
- Chapter 54: Cherish Life, Stay Clear from Girlfriends!
- Chapter 53: The Sudden Upset
- Chapter 52: Holmes.Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 51: My Hands Are Stained with Sin
- Chapter 50: Kinder than Kind
- Chapter 49: The Kind Dan Liang
- Chapter 48: Watching the meteor rain fall onto Earth with you
- Chapter 47: One-Pun man
- Chapter 46: Meteors and Hero
- Chapter 45: Kali
- Chapter 44: She comes from the Darkness, bringing the Light!
- Chapter 43: Naagin’s Devotees!
- Chapter 42: The precursor before one person takes all
- Chapter 41: At that moment, he crumbled!
- Chapter 40: Why are you dealing your cards so erratically!?
- Chapter 39: That Poker Card
- Chapter 38: Quick hand over your underwear
- Chapter 37: The Absolute Choice that forcefully changes the Outcome
- Chapter 36: Ye Jiaquan’s Ye Family Punch
- Chapter 35: The Game has just Begun
- Chapter 34: Please shatter it!
- Chapter 33: True Weakness
- Chapter 32: The Weakest Rookie
- Chapter 31: You are actually a Demon, right?
- Chapter 30: Another Game?
- Chapter 29: Do you need to go this extent just because of the Bathroom?
- Chapter 28: Shi Xiaobai’s Intuition
- Chapter 27: O’ My Beloved Little Toy
- Chapter 26: This King, Tu Dahei
- Chapter 25: The Targeted Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 24: Shi Xiaobai is not the Hope of Team Red
- Chapter 23: The Great Figure Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 22: This King has Something to Ask You
- Chapter 21: Shi Xiaobai, you need to keep a low profile
- Chapter 20: Inverse Sourced World
- Chapter 19: Riko’s Superpower
- Chapter 18: Return me my Shi Xiaobai
- Chapter 17: Riko’s Choice
- Chapter 16: You Are This King’s Person
- Chapter 15: Perception of God
- Chapter 14: Why did I agree
- Chapter 13: Shi Xiaobai’s Confidence is Shaken
- Chapter 12: So we were overthinking the situation!
- Chapter 11: This King takes back everything he just said
- Chapter 10: People are born Unequal
- Chapter 9: Owning the Entire World
- Chapter 8: I Can Only Rely on You
- Chapter 7: Girl, Your King is here
- Chapter 6: Hurry Up and Sign a Contract with This King
- Chapter 5: Can I call you Big Brother?
- Chapter 4: Hero! Hero! Hero!
- Chapter 3: Have you experienced Despair?
- Chapter 2: If Despair had a Color
- Chapter 1: Make Your Choice, Youth