Chapter 63: To Split Up (2)

Chapter 1: Hello World

On this fine glorious day, people gathered from all over the world to witness the creation of THE foxaholic fanfic. Everyone watches how the story will unfold, how it will change everyone’s view about humanity. WE SHALL SURVIVE TO INFINITY AND BEYOND TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A DUCK.

It is not simple, being a duck of Foxaholic. Especially when said duck is tossed out of the frying pan into the fire. Foxaholic duck is cheap but tasty when made into Peking duck meat. That aromatic smell, that crispy skin, that tantalizing meat….just thinking of it makes one salivate. Cheap and affordable, anyone could get it.

I knew i had to eat it. As a bonus, the duck feathers make fantastic winter coats to brave Canadian winters. Duck’s jijis are long especially this Shan’s imaginary big thick jiji. Shan the duck even had a wife,lynn and some side chicks like trash who skipped classes yesterday.

Eat her?

The duck liked to be eaten in a ‘special’ way. It looks for its spiritual jiji which was lost in Neverland. However, the way of the spiritual jiji was just lost, somewhere out in the world, waiting for the right person to cultivate it.Only the duck of Foxaholic could cultivate it to such an extent.

The spiritual jiji is an immortal weapon that shot indescribable liquid as defence, and cultivate into a highly prized cultivation tool. The people of Foxaholic wanted nothing but the way to cultivate the spiritual jiji.But there’s a right way to cultivate it, if one couldn’t do it the right way, they will die cruelly by the liquid of the spiritual jiji.

This liquid was scorching and melts you from the inside when sprayed the wrong way.Burning into you, causing the most unexpected things to occur inside. The liquid had infinite spiritual energy that can help u ascend into heaven of pleasure.

But the question is, can it produce a seed ?

If you do it the right way, eventually the spirit energy will condense into a smaller version of you as it pops out after enough time has passed.Thick, slimy, and hot. As the duck obsessed over the perfect spiritual jiji, the other members of foxaholic decided to leave it to its euphoria.Since the immortal weapon lost in neverland, shan read bl in order to properly cultivate as immortal duck.

I remember Z wanting to try the spiritual jiji. So Z set off on a journey to find the spiritual jiji.Z encounter a duckling along the way so Z followed it.

The duck thought to herself, ‘oh z how I love you so, I await for you to find the perfect spiritual jiji!’

Determined and fueled by love, Z searched high and low for the spiritual jiji.Then, he encountered a cliff which full of fluffy cats. From amongst the cats came out a Lazykat along with the duckling Z petted the cats. They were lolicons, dangerous ones. It maybe called Lazy kat but it was loli diligent cat.

The Lazykat did not like to be pet, at least not by anyone who wasn’t a loli. Z could not sense the danger. The Lazykat sat upon its throne looking condescendingly upon its visitor. Lazykat noticed Z carried a lot of cookies He wanted to steal them.

“What brings you disgusting creatures here to my paradise?”

“ONLY LOLIS CAN COME TO MY PARADISE!”

He thought a little more to himself before continuing, “…Unless you’re here to talk about panties.”

“Ahem, who are you to step in here when you’re not a loli!”

Z was pressured and confessed his love for lolis and panties to find a way to escape! Then a pigeon and alien come to rescue Z. JS entered the scene with a loud bark, Albeit disoriented, Z was rather thankful for the distractions. Z went to pigeon kingdom with alien’s ufo.

“Where’s the duck!” Yelled a lady in miko clothing.

Z who was blinded by pleasure for a long time, woke up from euphoria when js, pigeon and alien came. Z could not find the duck anywhere. Meanwhile, Lazykat descended upon JS, presented all his cookies, and said “…I just had some extra, that’s all. “

The duck was left alone for the entire night and saved by a beautiful maiden,Lynn. She held the duck in her bosom and stroked it gently.

“Baby duck,you are safe now”.

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Touched, the cheap duck immediately asked for Lynn’s hand in marriage even though she wasn’t the Z of her dreams, hubba hubba. But as soon as Lynn agreed, the duck just tossed her to the side and left her to gather dust. Although the duck tossed her to the side,the beautiful maiden obviously love cute little duck. The cheap duck ran to seduce more people, gathering a harem that pitied Lynn and hated the duck. However, despite saddened from being forsaken by the duck, she still quietly waited with bot games until the day she is noticed once again.

One day, the harem maybe abandoned shan and become lynn’s harem, then lynn, this beautiful maiden was left crying while bearing the child left by the duck. a fatherless duckling. Lynn remained faithful to the duck nonetheless. Love is beautiful and lynn always believe in power of love.

So she waited for the duck to come back, but the duck had always believed in the power of lust. Driven by lust, the duck set off to retrieve the spiritual jiji again! unknowing of the figure lurking behind the shadows. The beautiful maiden lynn who believe in love adopted children who could accompany her in happiness and hardships. It was also at this time that she met Vex.

Vex, although he looked like a child, was actually a robot. He pitied the young maiden and wanted to provide her with some comfort, so they had a rendezvous at a hotel, but the young maiden could not get her love out of her head.

However Z came in the middle and gasped out in horror, “VEX! How could you?! I thought…I thought we had something special between us!!!”

Vex then vowed to take lynn’s child as his own and raise it together with the young maiden but she decided to live her life as a nun. However, on the day she was supposed to let down her hair, her duck came running. Poor Z, heartbroken and sad, married Cherry.

The duck was running from pursuers who wanted to eat it. But Cherry was not one to be chained down. The duck kissed the beautiful lynn and said,”I love you, Lynn! LET’S HAVE A FOURSOME WITH VEX AND Z!”

Vex can vibrate, The duck got slapped away and landed into a trash bin. As he looked down at the duck in contempt, Z snatched vex away and said, “….Of all things….it should be a 5 some with Cherry too!” Z could handle 5 vibrators at once indeed. The trash bin (which is actually Trash in disguise) fell in love with shan’s jijis. The trash bin loved the cheap duck and felt happy he (duck) went into her (trash) at last. And Cherry–poor cherry–who knew of Z’s strange preferences was satisfied with a contractual relationship (with z) and left the country.

The heartbroken lynn raised Xercia, her octopus child, into a pretty girl.

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