Chapter 152: Operation: Make the Void Touch Grass
Chapter 152: Operation: Make the Void Touch Grass
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Chapter 152: Operation: Make the Void Touch Grass
Grace watched Alia spin a particularly depressed-looking farmer around the tavern floor, both of them stumbling over their own feet. The farmer’s expression had upgraded from “dead inside” to “mildly confused,” which, well, Grace figured she couldn’t be too picky about progress here, so that had to count for something.
“She’s got the right idea,” Mara said, sliding a mug of something that might generously be called ale across the table. “Even if her execution is… questionable.”
Grace squinted.
“I think she just stepped on his foot.”
“Oh three times now. I’ve been counting.”
The farmer winced but kept dancing. Or swaying. It was hard to tell the difference with Alia leading.
Grace took a sip of maybe-ale and immediately regretted it.
“What is this?”
“The bartender called it ’brew.’ Yes, just brew. No other descriptors.”
“It tastes like nothing.”
“Very on brand for this place.”
Across the room, Zephyr had managed to coax a small group into what appeared to be a drinking game. The rules seemed to be “drink when you feel nothing,” which meant everyone was getting plastered at record speed.
As always, people could say what they wanted to about the Love Sisters, but their job was to make people feel good and they were showing how good they were at that.
“So,” Mara said, settling back in her chair. “The Void made you experience existential dread so intense you couldn’t move.”
“Ugh, something like that, yeah.”
“And your brilliant solution was to run away.”
Grace looked away.
“Tactical retreat. Very different.”
“Mhm.” Mara’s smile was knowing. “And now you want to ’fill the emptiness’… somehow?”
Grace slumped forward, head hitting the table with a thunk.
[Why are divine quests so vague? Would it kill Eternia to be specific? “Hey Grace, go do this exact thing at this exact place.” Simple. Clear. Doable.]
“I wish I knew the answer right away.”
“Where’s the fun in that?”
“I don’t want fun. I want instructions.”
Mara patted her head.
“Poor baby.”
“H-Hey! Don’t patronize me while I’m having a crisis.”
“I’m not patronizing. I’m being maternal. Very different.”
Grace lifted her head enough to glare. Mara’s smile widened.
“Alright, let’s think about this logically,” Mara said, shifting into what Grace recognized as her teaching voice. “The Void represents emptiness. The absence of feeling. What’s the opposite of that?”
“Feeling?”
“Well, of course. But, what kind of feeling?”
Grace took a moment to ponder that.
“I don’t know. Joy? Love? Rage? Indigestion?”
“Grace.”
“What? Indigestion is definitely a feeling.”
Mara sighed.
“Look around. What do you see?”
Grace looked. Alia had moved on to a new dance partner, leaving the farmer standing in the middle of the floor looking lost but significantly less dead-eyed. Zephyr’s drinking game had devolved into something involving arm wrestling and giggling. Even the bartender, Mr. “It’s Just Brew,” was watching with something approaching interest.
“They’re… less depressed?”
“Because?”
“Because Alia and Zephyr are forcing them to engage?”
“Hm… Forcing is a strong word. I’d say encouraging.” Mara leaned forward. “What are Alia and Zephyr?”
“Absolute chaos?”
“Love Sisters, Grace. They’re Love Sisters doing what Love Sisters do best.”
[Oh.]
[This is a Love quest,] Grace thought.
“Most likely, you might need to take a page out of their book to solve this problem.”
“Which means I can’t just stab the Void into submission?”
“Maybe. Maybe not.”
“I still hate how vague this is.”
Grace watched Alia accidentally elbow someone in the face while attempting what might have been a dip. The victim seemed too surprised to be upset about it.
“So I need to… what? Make the Void feel love?”
“That’s one possibility. But maybe not love. Could be compassion. Could be anger. Could be… anything.”
Again, truly so very simple.
“Alright, alright, alright. So, how do you make nothingness feel anything?”
“Well,” Mara said thoughtfully, “you could start by figuring out what kind of emptiness it is. Not all voids are created equal.”
“What does that mean?”
“Let’s see. Is a person empty because they never had anything? Or empty because they lost something? Very different problems requiring very different solutions.”
Grace thought back to her encounter. This was clearly at least a little different given that Eternia had planted those feelings in the Void, but still, Grace tried to consider the question.
She thought about the Void’s patience. Its offer to “help” by taking her feelings away.
“It seemed… lonely isn’t the right word. But like it wanted connection. Just backwards. Connection through disconnection.”
“Hmm.” Mara drummed her fingers on the table. “And it didn’t try to kill you. Just drain you.”
“Very thoroughly.”
“But not maliciously, right?”
“Does intent matter when the result is the same?”
“I believe so. Remember, this creature was made for this. What if it quite literally doesn’t know anything other than draining?”
[That’s… actually a good point.]
“Graaaaace!” Alia crashed into their table, nearly upending the maybe-ale. “Dance with me!”
“Hold on, I’m strategizing.”
“Strategize while dancing!” Alia grabbed her hands, pulling. “Come on, everyone’s actually having fun! It’s weird!”
Grace let herself be dragged up.
“I don’t really dance—”
“Liar. I’ve seen you dance.”
“When?”
“Last week. You were drunk and doing something you called ’the divine wiggle.’”
“T-That was supposed to stay between us!”
“Nothing stays between us. We live together.” Alia spun her awkwardly. “Also Zephyr talked about it too.”
“She what?”
But Alia was already moving, pulling Grace into something that resembled dancing if you squinted and had very low standards. Around them, the tavern had transformed. Still beige, still bland, but filled with actual life. Laughter. Conversation. One couple was making out in a corner with the desperation of people remembering they could feel things.
[Huh.]
“Alia,” Grace said as they swayed. “You’re a genius.”
“I know! Wait, why specifically?”
“This. All of this. You filled their emptiness.”
“I did what now?”
“With passion. Connection. Desire to feel something, anything.” Grace spun Alia, mind racing. “The Void doesn’t need to be fought. It needs to be shown what it’s missing.”
Alia beamed.
“Wait… That sounds like you wanna throw a party.”
Grace stood up, muttering quietly:
“The biggest party Hollowtown has ever seen.”
“That’s a very low bar.”
“Then we’ll clear it easily.”
—
Two hours later, Grace stood on a table in the middle of the tavern, slightly tipsy and absolutely committed to her terrible idea.
“Attention!” She wobbled. Mara steadied her. “Citizens of Hollowtown! I have an announcement!”
The crowd, significantly more lively than before, turned to look.
“Tomorrow night, we’re throwing a festival!”
Confused murmurs.
“Why?” someone asked.
[….. Good question.]
“Because!” Grace spread her wings for dramatic effect, nearly knocking over a lamp. “When’s the last time this town celebrated anything?”
More murmurs. Someone said:
“Define celebrate.”
“Exactly! You’ve been living in the shadow of cosmic depression for so long you’ve forgotten how to party!”
“Is that bad?” the same someone asked.
“Yes! Very bad! Humans need joy! Laughter! Connection!” Grace was really feeling the maybe-ale now. “And if we make enough noise, maybe the Void will come see what all the fuss is about!”
“That seems dangerous,” Martha said from the doorway. Even she had ventured out, drawn by the commotion.
“Everything’s dangerous! Existing is dangerous! But we do it anyway because the alternative is… this!” Grace gestured at the beige walls. “Brew that tastes like sadness! Children who don’t play! A complete absence of anyone getting laid!”
“Grace,” Mara warned.
“I said what I said!”
Zephyr raised her mug.
“I volunteer to help with that last part!”
“See? Zephyr gets it!”
“I really don’t think—” Martha started.
“That’s the point! Stop thinking! Start feeling!” Grace nearly fell off the table. “Tomorrow night! Music! Dancing! Food that actually has flavor! And if the Void shows up, we show it what it’s missing!”
“And if it drains us all?” Martha pressed.
Grace considered this.
“Then at least we’ll go out having fun?”
Not her best motivational closer.
But Alia started clapping. Then Zephyr. Then the farmer Alia had been dancing with. Slowly, uncertainly, others joined in.
“Festival,” someone said, testing the word. “I remember festivals.”
“My grandmother used to make honey cakes,” another added.
“There was music. Real music. Not just… silence.”
The energy shifted. Grace could feel it, that spark of something in the hollow-eyed townspeople.
[This might actually work.]
“So,” Grace said, climbing carefully down from the table. “Who knows how to plan a party?”
Every hand stayed down.
“Right. Forgot where we were.” Grace looked at her team. “Guess we’re doing this ourselves.”
“I’ll handle music and entertainment,” Zephyr volunteered.
“Food and decorations,” Mara added.
“I’ll get everyone drunk!” Alia cheered.
“What else is new?” Grace muttered.
“What’s your job?” Mara asked.
Grace thought about it. “Convincing an anthropomorphic representation of nothingness to come to a party.”
“How?”
“I have absolutely no idea.”
But that was tomorrow’s problem. Tonight, they had a festival to plan and a town to resurrect from emotional death.
[The Void wanted to take my feelings. Let’s see how it handles a whole town’s worth.]
“Alright!” Grace clapped her hands. “Let’s make Hollowtown remember how to live!”
The crowd dispersed with more energy than she’d seen since arriving. People actually talked to each other. Made plans. Remembered things they’d forgotten they could do.
“This is either brilliant or the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Mara said.
“Can’t it be both?”
“With you? Usually is.”
Grace grinned. Tomorrow, she’d throw a party for the void.
[How’s that for filling emptiness, Eternia?]
In her mind, she could swear she heard divine laughter.
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- Chapter 173: Epilogue
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- Chapter 171: Into the Impossible
- Chapter 170: Century’s End
- Chapter 169: Wings and Wants
- Chapter 168: Three Years
- Chapter 167: Tea with a Goddess
- Chapter 166: Order’s Last Stand
- Chapter 165: The Final Pillar
- Chapter 164: Sins of the Creator
- Chapter 163: Blood in Paradise
- Chapter 162: When Heaven Breaks
- Chapter 161: The Weight of Creation
- Chapter 160: Corruption’s Edge
- Chapter 159: Creation’s Face
- Chapter 158: Midnight Provocations
- Chapter 157: When Angels Fall
- Chapter 156: Celestia’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
- Chapter 155: Everything’s Fine
- Chapter 154: To Feel or Not to Feel
- Chapter 153: Planning a Party Is Harder Than Demon Slaying?
- Chapter 152: Operation: Make the Void Touch Grass
- Chapter 151: Emotional Support
- Chapter 150: The Void
- Chapter 149: Into the Abyss
- Chapter 148: Heavy is the Head That Reads the Horniest Scripture
- Chapter 147: Welcome Home to Chaos
- Chapter 146: Breaking Rocks
- Chapter 145: Stone Cold Reception
- Chapter 144: Gauntlet Run
- Chapter 143: Rock Hard Problems
- Chapter 142: Mountains and Munchings
- Chapter 141: When Heaven Gets Messy
- Chapter 140: Morning Existential Crisis
- Chapter 139: Contemplation
- Chapter 138: Reporting Back
- Chapter 137: Halfway Done*
- Chapter 136: Clarity
- Chapter 135: Two Options
- Chapter 134: Tag Team
- Chapter 133: Attempt Two
- Chapter 132: Helping Hand
- Chapter 131: The Storm Ahead
- Chapter 130: Take Two
- Chapter 129: An Attempt Was Made
- Chapter 128: Indecision
- Chapter 127: Kicking Off
- Chapter 126: Probing Questions
- Chapter 125: Emotional Damage
- Chapter 124: Storm Warning
- Chapter 123: Power-Up
- Chapter 122: Aftermath of an Ass-Kicking
- Chapter 121: Anger Management
- Chapter 120: Playing With Fire
- Chapter 119: Steam
- Chapter 118: Hero
- Chapter 117: Brave
- Chapter 116: More Training*
- Chapter 115: Fiery Training
- Chapter 114: A Change In Approach
- Chapter 113: Igniting Old Passion
- Chapter 112: Blood Boiling
- Chapter 111: Mt. Ignata
- Chapter 110: The Flame
- Chapter 109: New Team
- Chapter 108: Embers
- Chapter 107: Recognition
- Chapter 106: Back to Lessons
- Chapter 105: Affectionate
- Chapter 104: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Seven
- Chapter 103: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Six
- Chapter 102: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Five*
- Chapter 101: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Four
- Chapter 100: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Three
- Chapter 99: Date With Watery Destiny, Part Two
- Chapter 98: Date With Watery Destiny, Part One
- Chapter 97: Advanced Lessons*
- Chapter 96: Expert Assistance
- Chapter 95: Divine Attraction
- Chapter 94: Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 93: Caught in the Currents
- Chapter 92: Bright Ideas*
- Chapter 91: Hands-On Training
- Chapter 90: Revelations and Celebrations
- Chapter 89: Wet and Wild
- Chapter 88: New Confidence
- Chapter 87: Technique Acquired
- Chapter 86: Practice Makes Perfect*
- Chapter 85: Hands-On Education
- Chapter 84: The Tide’s Desire
- Chapter 83: Midnight Visit
- Chapter 82: Wet Negotiations
- Chapter 81: High and Dry
- Chapter 80: Depths of Devotion
- Chapter 79: Ocean’s Embrace
- Chapter 78: Salt
- Chapter 77: Rising Waters
- Chapter 76: The Tide Turns
- Chapter 75: Routine
- Chapter 74: New Resident*
- Chapter 73: Mission Statement
- Chapter 72: Mission Report
- Chapter 71: Mistaken Identity
- Chapter 70: Forgotten
- Chapter 69: Created
- Chapter 68: The Bargain
- Chapter 67: Deep Waters
- Chapter 66: Corrupted Waters
- Chapter 65: Ancient Hunger
- Chapter 64: Ancient Entities
- Chapter 63: Whispers of the Root
- Chapter 62: The Garden’s Touch
- Chapter 61: Healing Rosewood
- Chapter 60: Spreading Sickness
- Chapter 59: The Core’s New Form
- Chapter 58: The Core
- Chapter 57: Kiss of Life
- Chapter 56: Beneath the Surface
- Chapter 55: The Herbalist’s Tale
- Chapter 54: Solo
- Chapter 53: The Green Barrier
- Chapter 52: Unorthodox Methods
- Chapter 51: Hostile Vegetation
- Chapter 50: The Shy Angel
- Chapter 49: Divine Assignment
- Chapter 48: Vol. 1 Epilogue
- Chapter 47: Return to the Dominion
- Chapter 46: Protection
- Chapter 45: Primal Fear
- Chapter 44: The Battle for Oakridge
- Chapter 43: The Nest
- Chapter 42: The Truth
- Chapter 41: First Contact*
- Chapter 40: Dividing Forces
- Chapter 39: Welcome to Oakridge
- Chapter 38: Journey to Oakridge
- Chapter 37: Mission Briefing
- Chapter 36: Scripture
- Chapter 35: Relics
- Chapter 34: The Celestial Banquet, Part Eight
- Chapter 33: The Celestial Banquet, Part Seven
- Chapter 32: The Celestial Banquet, Part Six
- Chapter 31: The Celestial Banquet, Part Five
- Chapter 30: The Celestial Banquet, Part Four
- Chapter 29: The Celestial Banquet, Part Three
- Chapter 28: The Celestial Banquet, Part Two
- Chapter 27: The Celestial Banquet, Part One
- Chapter 26: Little Warrior, Part Five
- Chapter 25: Little Warrior, Part Four
- Chapter 24: Little Warrior, Part Three
- Chapter 23: Little Warrior, Part Two
- Chapter 22: Little Warrior, Part One
- Chapter 21: Antsy
- Chapter 20: Progress
- Chapter 19: Mysterious Ways
- Chapter 18: Hope
- Chapter 17: Fallen Angels
- Chapter 16: Love Sisters
- Chapter 15: Curiosity
- Chapter 14: Choir
- Chapter 13: Prayers
- Chapter 12: Natural
- Chapter 11: The New Girl
- Chapter 10: Learning The Ropes
- Chapter 9: Eternia
- Chapter 8: Welcome Committee
- Chapter 7: Selection
- Chapter 6: Tests
- Chapter 5: Strange Words
- Chapter 4: Angels
- Chapter 3: Demons
- Chapter 2: Toward The Flames
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