Chapter 200 - Your Technique Is Poor as Hell
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Chapter 200: Your Technique Is Poor as Hell
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
The fact was that he was born two years ahead of Pei Zhen.
Hence even if he had no prior experience, Fu Sichen’s awareness in such matters far surpassed Pei Zhen’s.
With a kiss here and a touch there, he was able to arouse Pei Zhen to the point the man could no longer think straight.
Before Pei Zhen even knew it, he had been stripped. Ever since they became an item, Fu Sichen’s kissing technique had improved by leaps and bounds, and there was no way Pei Zhen could ward him off.
In that state of euphoria, Fu Sichen was in the position to do whatever he wanted to his young boyfriend. Pei Zhen’s efforts to suppress his sweet and unctuous moaning was under great strain. His face had turned a bright red, and only a thread of sanity remained that told him not to cry out.
Things were going well, until…
Suddenly Pei Zhen felt something inside of himself…
His rational mind eventually returned. Pei Zhen widened his eyes and gave Fu Sichen, who was on top of him, a startled look.
“Relax.” He was in pain, and so was Fu Sichen. The latter leaned over and kissed his young boyfriend to placate him. “It’ll be done soon.”
Finally realizing that Fu Sichen was topping him, Pei Zhen couldn’t hide his shock and cursed out loud.
That was his first time, and it was over an hour later.
Pei Zhen was despondent for a while before he recovered. Fu Sichen was still on top of him, with a look on contentment on his face.
Pei Zhen was infuriated, and he had almost lost his voice. “Get out.”
“Are you okay?” Compared to the emotional upheaval that his young boyfriend was experiencing, Fu Sichen was quite satisfied and propped himself up slightly with one hand. “How did it feel?”
“Painful.” Pei Zhen had nothing but complaints about the experience. “Lower back is painful. Legs are painful. It’s painful everywhere.”
“Oh?” There wasn’t the slightest tinge of guilt apparent on Fu Sichen’s face. Leaning over to kiss Pei Zhen on the corner of his lips, he laughed. “What about your rear end? Is it painful?”
“You!” Little Brat Pei had turned red in the ears, but still maintained a look of smugness on his face. “None of your business!”
Fu Sichen’s answer was bold and confident. “Of course it’s my business.”
Silence.
Pei Zhen had to admit that his boyfriend was far more thick-skinned and shameless. Muttering to himself and kicking Fu Sichen, he stumbled off the bed, staggering as he planted his feet on the ground.
“Be careful.” Fu Sichen finally had the mindfulness to reflect on his own conscience. “It’s my fault. I wanted it too much. The next time…”
“There’s no next time.” Pei Zhen snorted. “Your technique is poor as hell.”
“I don’t think so. Weren’t you moaning in pleasure just then?”
Freaking hell!
He was defeated in action and in words. He turned red as Fu Sichen pointed out the truth. He gathered his clothes and hurried into the bathroom, shutting the bathroom door with a bang. He added and said, “You’re not allowed to come in!”
Fu Sichen did want to go in. Just as his bare foot touched the ground, his mobile went off frantically.
It was Wang Youquan.
Fu Sichen assumed that the man must have been calling to hurry him over to the filming location. He said on picking up the call, “I just woke up, will be there in an hour.”
“No!” The Wang Youquan at the other end of the line set a new record for the shrillness of his voice. “I have no time to think about your gay-themed film right now! Fu Sichen! Can’t you be a bit more careful?!”
Fu Sichen raised his eyebrow. He suddenly and unexpectedly recalled the flash of red light that he caught from the night before, and he had a bad premonition.
“What’s wrong?”
“What do you think is wrong!?” Wang Youquan was driven to the brink of his sanity by Fu Sichen. “The reporters caught you and Pei Zhen kissing—they have the pictures to show for it. You can tell from the pictures; it’s clearly you two!”
Even if the two men put on a disguise, they wouldn’t be able to escape the keen eyes of the paparazzi!
“What do we do now?” Wang Youquan was on the verge of tears. “Or what about this? We say you were going through the script?”
“Going through the script to the extent of kissing in the car?”
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Chapters
- Chapter 233 (END) - Additional Chapter 3
- Chapter 232 - Additional Chapter 2
- Chapter 231 - Additional Chapter 1
- Chapter 230 - Pei Pei, You’re Your Big Brother’s Favorite (Finale)
- Chapter 229 - Just You Wait Till Big Boss Fu Shows His Raw Instincts
- Chapter 228 - How Did His Boyfriend Turn Out So Cute!
- Chapter 227 - Daddy Had Been Too Lazy to Move
- Chapter 226 - I Can Take Care of You
- Chapter 225 - You’re Bold to Be Messing Around With My Lover
- Chapter 224 - I’m Just a Bottom Party!
- Chapter 223 - How About I Give You a Kiss
- Chapter 222 - Missing the Cat and Dog Couple!
- Chapter 221 - The Power of Love Was Great
- Chapter 220 - The World’s Cutest Mini Top Party!
- Chapter 219 - Our Sichen Is Definitely the Bottom Party! Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
- Chapter 218 - I’m the One Taking Care of You
- Chapter 217 - I Was a Freaking Cat at That Time!
- Chapter 216 - With My Mouth
- Chapter 215 - With Gentleness, Loving Kindness, and Also a Little Fanaticism
- Chapter 214 - I think I Love You Too…
- Chapter 213 - A Hot and Passionate Rendezvous in the Office?
- Chapter 212 - Pei Pei, Slow Down, Slow Down a Little…
- Chapter 211 - Why Are You in Such a Pathetic Plight?
- Chapter 210 - I’m Going over to Be His Savior
- Chapter 209 - Man and Man, Hand-in-Hand
- Chapter 208 - I’m Sorry! I’m the Dog!
- Chapter 207 - Did the Terms of Breaching of Contract Include Coming out of the Closet?
- Chapter 206 - Pei Pei, Can You Not Leave the Circle?
- Chapter 205 - Damn, He Had Been Topped Already!
- Chapter 204 - Three Hundred Million for Dowry?
- Chapter 203 - Pei Zhen Will Not Say No
- Chapter 202 - Cold On the Surface; Scorching Hot in Private
- Chapter 201 - How Can You Keep Your Boyfriend Under Wraps?
- Chapter 200 - Your Technique Is Poor as Hell
- Chapter 199 - Darling, I Will Be Very Gentle
- Chapter 198 - I Won’t Let You Be Hurt Again!
- Chapter 197 - Pei Pei, You Should Turn 18 Tonight
- Chapter 196 - Alcohol Gives Courage and Makes One Lose Control!
- Chapter 195 - You Are Quick, a Man Quick in Every Way
- Chapter 194 - This Is for Nourishing the Body
- Chapter 193 - It Seems That Being Together Isn’t Easy
- Chapter 192 - Would I Have Been Able to Hook You If I Were Straight?
- Chapter 191 - I Like You
- Chapter 190 - The Sort of Exercise That Propagates the Human Race
- Chapter 189 - There’s Only Hatred Between Them; No Love
- Chapter 188 - Can I Have Those Bracelets?
- Chapter 187 - What Grievances Do You Have That You Would Hurt My Daddy Pei!
- Chapter 186 - Good Boy, Let Big Brother Give You a Hug
- Chapter 185 - It’s Unlikely That I Can Be the Top Party
- Chapter 184 - I’ll Happily Go to Ends of the Earth for You
- Chapter 183 - Big Brother Sichen, I Miss You Too
- Chapter 182 - Boyfriend, Do You Want to Come Out?
- Chapter 181 - That’s What a Real Man’s Like in the Morning
- Chapter 180 - Mum, Fu Sichen Is Sleeping with Me Tonight?!
- Chapter 179 - Fu Sichen, the Bitch!
- Chapter 178 - He Wanted to Top Me, Good My Ass
- Chapter 177 - My Little Diao Diao
- Chapter 176 - Yes, I’m Willing to Be the Bottom Party
- Chapter 175 - I’ll Reserve the Whole Seafood Restaurant Just for You
- Chapter 174 - Sincerely Requesting Pei Zhen’s Morning Photo
- Chapter 173 - Waking up to My Own Good Looks Every Morning
- Chapter 172 - Love-struck, You Won’t Understand
- Chapter 171 - Late Night Date
- Chapter 170 - Pei Zhen… Is It Okay?
- Chapter 169 - Relax, Don’t Worry
- Chapter 168 - Pei Pei, I Like You More Every Day
- Chapter 167 - That’s Right, I’d Like to Eat You
- Chapter 166 - The Sweet Taste of Being in Love
- Chapter 165 - You Can Be in Charge of Warming the Bed
- Chapter 164 - More Kissing and Things Will Get out of Control
- Chapter 163 - You Are Now a Man with a Boyfriend
- Chapter 162 - Kiss My One-And-Only Precious Darling
- Chapter 161 - Embarrassment, Because He Was the One Being Embraced
- Chapter 160 - A Stunner Like Himself Could Not Possibly Be the Bottom Party
- Chapter 159 - Daddy Pei, I Was Talking About This Ab
- Chapter 158 - I Wish I Could Tell the World You’re Mine
- Chapter 157 - Completely Melting and Merging in the Heat
- Chapter 156 - May I Kiss You?
- Chapter 155 - I’ll Wait for You
- Chapter 154 - I Don’t Like Men, I Only Like You
- Chapter 153 - Imagine I’m the Person You Love…
- Chapter 152 - Xiao Nian, Are You Trying to Murder Your Fathers?
- Chapter 151 - You Are Going Through a Breakup, Not a Love Confession
- Chapter 150 - Pei Zhen Definitely Likes Me
- Chapter 149 - Pei Zhen, Do You Think So Lowly of Me?
- Chapter 148 - I Wanted to See You
- Chapter 147 - His Heart Warmed
- Chapter 146 - Come Stay with Me
- Chapter 145 - In Praise of the Virtues of Socialism
- Chapter 144 - I Managed It While Thinking of You
- Chapter 143 - One Would Be Influenced by Whom One Hung out with, Gay People Inclusive
- Chapter 142 - And Now I’m Not Even Allowed to Have a Reaction?
- Chapter 141 - Two Men, Isn’t It Provocative?
- Chapter 140 - Reminded Him Again of Princess Hug!
- Chapter 139 - Feel Like Having Sweets, and Even More Like Having Meat!
- Chapter 138 - Empty Words, Obviously You Like Me
- Chapter 137 - So Who Would Be on Top and Who Would Be Underneath?
- Chapter 136 - Will Not Be Touched by Anyone Else
- Chapter 135 - Fu Sichen, Best Actor Fu
- Chapter 134 - May We Know the Relationship Between You and Best Actor Fu?
- Chapter 133 - He… He… He Had Become a Human Again!
- Chapter 132 - Felt His Soul Suspended in the Air
- Chapter 131 - I Only Want Him to Be Well
- Chapter 130 - I’ll Go and See Pei Zhen Too
- Chapter 129 - The Romantic Sort of Like
- Chapter 128 - Pei Zhen… My Future Boyfriend
- Chapter 127 - Pei Pei Would Eventually Be His
- Chapter 126 - Requires the Lover’s Blood
- Chapter 125 - It Might as Well Be with Someone Good-Looking
- Chapter 124 - ‘Mad Liker’ Fu Sichen Was Active Again!
- Chapter 123 - Like He Was Charging Towards His True Love
- Chapter 122 - Have No Fear, I’ve Got Your Back
- Chapter 121 - Hubby, Hubby, Muacks
- Chapter 120 - Actually, I’d Like to See Him Get the Best Actor Award
- Chapter 119 - All These Years I’ve Loved Only One Person
- Chapter 118 - Fu Sichen Is Miles Ahead of Them!
- Chapter 117 - It Signifies That Our Love Is More Solid Than Gold
- Chapter 116 - What About Caring for This Higher Being Before You?
- Chapter 115 - The Stinker Obviously Had Ulterior Motives!
- Chapter 114 - Apologies, Pei Pei Is Ignorant
- Chapter 113
- Chapter 112 - How Can This Cat Be So Alpha
- Chapter 111 - Play More Gay-Themed Movies
- Chapter 110 - Do Not Embrace the Cat, Do Not Kiss, and Do Not Pat
- Chapter 109 - I Treated My Childhood Buddy as the Enemy
- Chapter 108 - Pardon Me for Being a Beast Then
- Chapter 107 - Get Out of the Way, I’m Taking My Cat to Be Spayed
- Chapter 106 - He Is My Sweetheart
- Chapter 105 - Arranged in the Shape of the Letters ‘PZ’
- Chapter 104 - What the Hell, He Wasn’t Even Fu Sichen’s Partner!
- Chapter 103 - Blossoming of a Young Heart
- Chapter 102 - Pet Manager
- Chapter 101 - Best Actor Fu’s Debut Screen Kiss
- Chapter 100 - Huh. Women. All Pigs’ Trotters
- Chapter 99 - Don’t Worry, They Will like My Wife
- Chapter 98 - Fu Sichen! You’re Being Poisoned!
- Chapter 97 - The Gentle and Kind Pei Zhen
- Chapter 96 - I Only Want Pei Pei, I’m Very Loyal
- Chapter 95 - To Live More Comfortably, One Has to Give and Take
- Chapter 94 - Relive the Glory of That Day at the Hospital
- Chapter 93 - The Hired Cat Turned out to Be a Dumb One
- Chapter 92 - So You Are the Legendary ‘Schwarzcatger’
- Chapter 91 - Entering the Eternal Abyss of the Gay Universe
- Chapter 90 - Why Was Fu Sichen Keeping This!
- Chapter 89 - My Precious One, Are You in Love with Me Yet
- Chapter 88 - Not Being Human Is Chillingly Lonely
- Chapter 87 - Hubby Is a Term for One Person’s Use Only
- Chapter 86 - Hubby, He Has Been Bullying Me Again!
- Chapter 85 - Catching Demons and Performing Rites All-in-One Package
- Chapter 84 - Fate Is Thin, Not Mating, Thanks
- Chapter 83 - Can You Hold a Grand Procession to Wed Me
- Chapter 82 - Best Actor Fu, Did You Pat a Dog Last Night?
- Chapter 81 - He Liked This Cat Too Much!
- Chapter 80 - Too Dashing Looking
- Chapter 79 - First, Find the Cat a Dad
- Chapter 78 - Yes, Big Brother. I Will Do as You Say, Big Brother!
- Chapter 77 - My Name Is Red Scarf
- Chapter 76 - An Amazing Dog and Cat Fight
- Chapter 75 - Big Brother, You’re Amazing.
- Chapter 74 - No Need to Envy, Everyone Will Have His Share
- Chapter 73 - Me Kissing Your Daddy Is Most Reasonable
- Chapter 72 - He Only Has a Dad
- Chapter 71 - Don’t You Get Jealous of Your Daddy
- Chapter 70 - Pei Zhen Wanted to Gnaw Him to Death
- Chapter 69 - Are You Waiting For My Sweetheart To Die From The Pain?
- Chapter 68 - Not Suitable For Kids
- Chapter 67 - Cats Were Cats, How Could They Have Been Human Beings?
- Chapter 66 - I’m Okay With Bestiality Now
- Chapter 65 - I Want You to Hug Pei Pei Like a Mother Hen Would Hug Her Chicks!
- Chapter 64 - He Can Only Be Mine
- Chapter 63 - Is It Possible for a Man to Become a Cat?
- Chapter 62 - Then Why Would Fu Sichen Save My Notes?
- Chapter 61 - Were You Sullied by Best Actor Fu?
- Chapter 60 - God-given Talent
- Chapter 59 - Why Did It Seem a Little Gay in Retrospect?
- Chapter 58 - Are You That Unwilling to Sleep on the Bed?
- Chapter 57 - It Suited His Taste
- Chapter 56 - Taking Advantage of My Feelings for You
- Chapter 55 - Come On! Let’s See Who Can Hurt The Other More!
- Chapter 54 - The Persian Cat Doesn’t Belong to You. He Belongs to Mother Nature.
- Chapter 53 - How Dare He!
- Chapter 52 - I Like Spoiling Him. Do You Have a Problem With That?
- Chapter 51 - I Hate Him and I Don’t Know Who He Is! Save Me First!
- Chapter 50 - Come Pick Me Up! I Want to Elope With You!
- Chapter 49 - There’s Something Wrong With This Cat
- Chapter 48 - This Cat… Has Become Immortal!
- Chapter 47 - This Cat Was a Vixen
- Chapter 46 - Fish Only Had a Seven Second Memory
- Chapter 45 - One Testicle per Fish
- Chapter 44 - You Secretly Lost Your Virginity!
- Chapter 43 - So What If You’re Rich?!
- Chapter 42 - Sit Down, and Don’t Touch the Cat
- Chapter 41 - I’m Going to Wake Up Your Daddy Pei!
- Chapter 40 - Pei Pei is My Pei Pei
- Chapter 39 - Donating Pet Clothes
- Chapter 38 - Share Your Joy With Us! Show Us Best Actor Fu’s Body!
- Chapter 37 - He Lightly Pulled Apart the Cat’s Hind Legs
- Chapter 36 - Miracle Healer
- Chapter 35 - He Had a Pennant In His Hands
- Chapter 34 - Best Actor Fu’s Cat Was Amazing
- Chapter 33 - This Rat Is Fake. Don’t Be Afraid?
- Chapter 32 - You Got Dirty Again; You’ll Need to Take Another Bath.
- Chapter 31 - Are You Keeping a Cat to Scratch Other People?
- Chapter 30 - Come Here, Pei Pei
- Chapter 29 - Fu Sichen Really, Really Loved Pei Zhen
- Chapter 28 - Why Is He Looking at Me Like That?! He’s Still Looking at Me!
- Chapter 27 - The Extremely Handsome Little Fairy Girl
- Chapter 26 - Do You Really Think That I Can Fraternize With the Enemy?!
- Chapter 25 - It’s a Little Pink Dress. You Can Be a Little Tease If You Put It On…
- Chapter 24 - This Is My Cat. Not Only Is He Very Well Behaved, but He’s Also Very Close to Me.
- Chapter 23 - He Really Likes Me
- Chapter 22 - He Wants to Have Me Neutered!
- Chapter 21 - Are You Saving Yourself For a Female Cat?
- Chapter 20 - I Need to Bathe Him Again
- Chapter 19 - Stay Away From My Cat From Now On
- Chapter 18 - He’s Yours! Pei Zhen is Yours!
- Chapter 17 - Hurry Up And Fight For My Custody!
- Chapter 16 - Find Me a Shaman
- Chapter 15 - Unfilial Son, Is This How You Treat Your Daddy!
- Chapter 14 - A Person Like Me Doesn’t Deserve to Live or Breathe!
- Chapter 13 - This Is Nothing— He Even Pees Standing Up
- Chapter 12 - Acting Spoiled— What a Cute Boy
- Chapter 11 - Do You Even Have a Conscience?
- Chapter 10 - He’s Had His Heart Broken
- Chapter 9 - Big Brother, I Like You the Most
- Chapter 8 - He Missed Wearing Pants
- Chapter 7 - He Felt Completely Exhausted
- Chapter 6 - Damn, I Really Am Good-Looking
- Chapter 5 - If You Meow for Me, I’ll Give You Some Food
- Chapter 4 - Pei Zhen is Dead
- Chapter 3 - Let Go of Me! You *sshole!
- Chapter 2 - He... He... He Had Turned Into a Cat!
- Chapter 1 - One Day, I’ll Have You Bow Down to Me and Call Me Daddy