B3 Chapter 14: Thak’ugund of Clan Gormash
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B3 Chapter 14: Thak’ugund of Clan Gormash
Thak’ugund—Thak to his kinsmen—stared out over the pitiful human city. It’s shiny towers stood tall, taller than the tallest trees of his homeland. The humans spent so much time making pretty things. Pretty things that Thak would take for himself.
He and his brothers had made a few stops on their way here. Small ones, snacks on the way to the true meal. It was the best way they knew to celebrate. They had finally beaten the pesky tricksters of the pass, after all.
They had annoyed them for years. The cowards had hidden atop their walls, using their traps and weakling tactics to take out Thak’s men because they were too afraid to face them in battle.
But it was fine. He had won in the end. The humans could not compete with Thak’s stubbornness and the numbers of his brethren willing to fight and die in battle.
This victory proved he was the strongest of the orcs. And no one would dare stand in his way again.
He had fought many challenges to his leadership, and he had crushed all their skulls beneath his feet. But now, they had arrived. The human city—and everything inside it—would be his.
As cowardly and weak as they were, he had to admit that humans made the best treats. It was one of the many reasons why raiding them proved so satisfying.
Thak licked his lips, a string of saliva slipping off one of his magnificent tusks. He resisted the urge to reach up and feel them in public. As impressive as they were, he didn’t want to appear vain.
“I cannot wait for the attack, warchief,” one of the clan leaders beside him said. The Yurok clan was a strange one, wearing skulls as helmets rather than crushing them underfoot as the Gormash clan did. Thak couldn’t imagine that the trinkets brought them more joy than that satisfying crunch did. But his better judgement was one of the many reasons why Thak was the one in charge.
Regardless of their different preferences for skulls, they both anticipated the coming fight. Even now, they could see the tiny figures of humans running toward their walls, like ants fleeing toward their hill. As though they would save them.
“Why should we wait?” Another put forth the question with a savage smile. “Let us attack at once. Let us charge!”
Thak returned the orc’s grin. A charge was a good plan. A satisfying one.
But as much as his blood sang to rush forth immediately, he managed to hold himself back. He loved the heat of battle, the charge, the feeling of flesh parting before his blade and bones crushing beneath his mighty blows. But his love of battle meant that he always wanted more of it. And what better way to fight more than to win his fights?
“Charging is good. Do you not agree, brother?” Thak turned to look down at the figure beside him. His brother Grund was an unfortunate runt of his litter—only six feet tall when he stood perfectly straight. He was a weakling, his muscles lacking the size and firmness of Thak’s own. It took him at least three swings of a war axe to fell a mighty oak.
Yet despite that weakness, his brother had lived. All his life, their tribemates had seized on the orc’s obvious weakness to challenge him, to beat the warchief’s second in command. They always failed. Grund won every time, even when he should have been easily crushed underfoot.
Of course, Thak had never challenged him. Why would he? Grund was beneath him—in strength, in fighting ability, and in their tribe’s hierarchy. But while Thak fought with strength, bravery, and the ferocity of a lion tearing into its prey, Grund was different. When he fought, it was cold and calculating. He used his head for more than just bashing it into his opponents.
He never went so far as to be called honorless. And while Thak held no doubts that he would still be able to beat his little brother… He still couldn’t help but feel a little glad that he’d never had to fight the whelp.
Grund nodded in reply to Thak’s question. “Yes, brother. Charges are indeed good…”
The orc trailed off unsatisfyingly, as though he had more to say. Thak prodded him. “…But?”
Grund smiled. “But… there is a wall. Can you charge through that wall, brother?”
“Of course we can!” The Yurok clan leader snarled derisively. “No wall can stand between us and our prize. Or do you insult my people, calling us weak?”
Thak frowned. His first instinct was to agree. After all, no obstacle could resist an orc forever. But he had also learned to listen to his brother. And so, he listened.
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Grund shook his head. “I have no doubts that we could use our strength to break through. But every minute we spend throwing ourselves against a wall is a moment not spent fighting our foes. Besides can you charge through a mountain? If we are forced to stop and break down the wall… and the wall is very thik. It would no longer be a charge, would it?”
Thak nodded insightfully. Grund always used many words to say what Thak could explain in few.
“…No.” Thak realized. “It is not that the wall is too strong. But destroying the wall would take time. Time not spent charging.”
The other clan leaders had ranged from skeptical to offended at Grund’s words. But once Thak spoke, they nodded and grunted in agreement.
Grund’s smile widened. “Precisely, brother. The cowardly humans will hide obsequiously behind their stone walls and their metal shells. And as dishonorable as such tactics are, the fact remains that it makes them more difficult to kill.” His voice started to rise as the thrill of battle lit his eyes. “But we shall root them out! And pry their shells open to get at them.”
His brother shook his head hard for a second, barely overcoming the [Battle Lust]
that welled within him—one of the defining features of each and every orc. It seemed like Grund fought it more than his enemies sometimes. But Grund was strange like that.
The younger orc breathed deeply before turning to Thak once more. “Still. We must deal with the wall, brother, if we are to make the humans come out… and make our own way in.”
“We will destroy the wall!” One of the clan leaders shouted, earning a roar of approval from his brethren. Yet Thak frowned.
“But… that will take time.”
“Yes. It will.” Grund agreed. “But there are ways to handle this problem that are more efficient than others. Tell me, brother. How does one crack an egg?”
“An egg?” He asked with confusion.
“Yes.”
“Hmmm…” He only had to think for a moment before clenching his hand into a fist. “Simple. You crush it within your grip!”
“Smash it with a hammer!” Another hollered.
“Throw it on the ground!” Yelled a third.
Grund seemed to sigh as the suggestions rolled in. “While those methods will work, they are flawed. How will you cook and eat the delicious insides if they are splattered against the ground or dripping down your hand?”
“We are no cooks. We are warriors.” Thak growled.
“Of course. But the metaphor—er, the example—is a useful one.” Grund backpedaled slightly. “Rather than try and destroy the entire shell, all you need is one spot. To focus your efforts on a single point. Like that, it takes only a few gentle taps to crack the egg. Then everything will come spilling out.
“The walls must be cracked, brother. Like cracking an egg. Once we break them, we can take what is inside.”
The prospect once again filled the surrounding orcs with excitement. Even Thak found himself grinning. “Yes. The very delicious insides.”
Grund gestured toward the city in the distance. “We must focus our attack at one point and break it. That will be the most effective—and fastest—-way to break through. Then, we will be able to battle to our hearts’ content.”
Thak nodded sagely. His brother spoke good sense. As strange as his way of thinking was, it had not failed them yet. His tricks had even allowed them to drag those pesky humans in the pass down for true battles. So why would they not work here?
Though Thak was a little worried at his words. Why did he know how to crack an egg? Surely he hadn’t been cooking. That was women’s work.
“Although…” Grund continued, his expression thoughtful. “There may be an even faster way into the city. Into battle.”
“What is it?” Thak couldn’t help but ask.”
“Even if we are to focus on a singular point, breaking through the wall will still take time. But… there are ways to get around it entirely. For example, if we used ladders…”
“Ladders?” One clan leader scoffed. “We don’t have no stupid ladders.”
“It will take only a day to make several. Or less, if we are quick about it. And doing so will make sure we can fight even faster.” Grund said.
The orcs grumbled about having to delay. Why could they not simply charge now? But Thak nodded. “All right. If you think it will be faster…”
“I do,” his brother confirmed. “Or, if you wanted to be even faster, we could strike at two or three points, all around the city. That way—”
“That’s dumb!” One of the orcs shouted. “That way weak. Attack together strong!”
There was a chorus of grunts in agreement. Thak nodded too. That was just common sense.
Grund seemed to disagree. “You are not wrong. But only if everyone can attack at the same time. With our numbers, the best way to leverage them would be to—”
“No. We will do it this way.” Thak decided. He had had enough of talking and planning. As the strongest and the leader of their forces, he had decided what they would do. And though he was sure that the others would not normally have patience to build ladders, Thak would make sure it happened. Even if he had to fight a few of his brethren to let off some steam.
“Over the wall is better. One spot is faster. We shall crush our enemies.” Thak stated confidently.
Grund smiled. Not a smile of [Battle Lust], but a strange one. One he recognized as slightly strained. He likely had other things he’d wanted to say, other ideas for the battle. But neither Thak or the others would hear of it. They had a path forward, and they would pursue it until their enemies had fallen.
Liking to talk was one of his brother’s many weaknesses. It truly was a shame that he wasn’t stronger.
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- B3 Chapter 67: The Wheels of Progress
- B3 Chapter 66: At an Impasse
- B3 Chapter 65: A Steed in Need is a Steed Indeed
- B3 Chapter 64: Discipline Equals Freedom
- B3 Chapter 63: The Winds of Change
- B3 Chapter 62: The Wonderful World of Politics
- B3 Chapter 61: An Imperial Welcome
- B3 Chapter 60: A Little Bit of R&R
- B3 Chapter 59: Division in the Ranks
- B3 Chapter 58: Maker of Myth
- B3 Chapter 57: Royal Rumble
- B3 Chapter 56: Field Trip
- B3 Chapter 55: Time to Experiment
- B3 Chapter 54: Best Laid Plans
- B3 Chapter 53: Where Time Wanders To And Fro
- B3 Chapter 52: Pied Piper
- B3 Chapter 51: A Hero in My Heart
- B3 Chapter 50: Necessary Sacrifices
- B3 Chapter 49: Bursting with Ideas
- B3 Chapter 48: Recruitment Drive
- B3 Chapter 47: An Orc in a China Shop
- B3 Chapter 46: The Toob
- B3 Chapter 45: Presenting, The Beetles
- B3 Chapter 44: Step 1: ???, Step 2: Prophet
- B3 Chapter 43: Here Comes The Sun
- B3 Chapter 42: Chapter 200 Proof
- B3 Chapter 41: A Numbers Game
- B3 Chapter 40: Into the Meat Grinder
- B3 Chapter 39: Come One, Come All
- B3 Chapter 38: A Perfectly Reasonable Response
- B3 Chapter 37: The Clock Turning
- B3 Chapter 36: Congratulations!
- B3 Chapter 35: Cleaning House
- B3 Chapter 34: Everyone Loves a Good Execution
- B3 Chapter 33: In a Flash
- B3 Chapter 32: God Save the King
- B3 Chapter 31: No Strings Attached
- B3 Chapter 30: The Executioner’s Axe
- B3 Chapter 29: Mythchaser
- B3 Chapter 28: Growth Spurts
- B3 Chapter 27: Hail the Conquering Heroes
- B3 Chapter 26: Turtling Up
- B3 Chapter 25: The Bigger Picture
- B3 Chapter 24: Heroism and Heresy
- B3 Chapter 23: One Last Charge
- B3 Chapter 22: Paratroopers
- B3 Chapter 21: Door-to-Door Salesman of the End Times
- B3 Chapter 20: A Light Drink
- B3 Chapter 19: Send in the Cavalry
- B3 Chapter 18: Into the Breach
- B3 Chapter 17: The Waiting Game
- B3 Chapter 16: A Rock and a Hard Place
- B3 Chapter 15: Eye on the Prize
- B3 Chapter 14: Thak’ugund of Clan Gormash
- B3 Chapter 13: Getting Ahead of the Problem
- B3 Chapter 12: Plan B
- B3 Chapter 11: Battering Ram
- B3 Chapter 10: Performance Review
- B3 Chapter 9: Assault and Battery
- B3 Chapter 8: The Welcoming Party
- B3 Chapter 7: Shots Fired
- B3 Chapter 6: Under New Management
- B3 Chapter 5: Lord Help Us
- B3 Chapter 4: Set Apart
- B3 Chapter 3: A Structural Reorganization
- B3 Chapter 2: Lost and Found
- B3 Chapter 1: Ready to Roll
- B2 Epilogue
- B2 Chapter 72: Onward
- B2 Chapter 71: We Are Legion
- B2 Chapter 70: The Emperor’s New Clothes
- B2 Chapter 69: Necessary Innovations
- B2 Chapter 68: No True Mage
- B2 Chapter 67: Quittin’ Time
- Chapter 66: Armed and Dangerous
- B2 Chapter 65: War is Coming
- B2 Chapter 64: Skill Issue
- Chapter 63: An Evolving Skillset
- B2 Chapter 62: Place Your Bets
- Chapter 61: A Gauntlet of Gladiators
- B2 Chapter 60: Sword and Boar’d
- B2 Chapter 59: To Whom it May Concern
- B2 Chapter 58: Strategic Citizenship
- B2 Chapter 57: Duking it Out
- B2 Chapter 56: Moving on Up
- B2 Chapter 55: Curiouser and Curiouser
- B2 Chapter 54: Let's Make a Deal
- B2 Chapter 53: Fetch
- B2 Chapter 52: Stay A While
- B2 Chapter 51: Posting Up
- B2 Chapter 50: Word on the Street
- B2 Chapter 49: A Night on the Town
- B2 Chapter 48: A Stone’s Throw Away
- B2 Chapter 47: Lost and Found
- B2 Chapter 46: Horsing Around
- B2 Chapter 45: Escort Quest
- B2 Chapter 44: All Hail
- B2 Chapter 43: A Call to Adventure
- B2 Chapter 42: Home, Sweet Home
- B2 Chapter 41: Taking Losses
- B2 Chapter 40: Death from Above
- B2 Chapter 39: Ashes of a Noble Heart
- B2 Chapter 38: It’s Raining Men
- B2 Chapter 37: A Feast for the Crows
- B2 Chapter 36: No Mercy for the Brave
- B2 Chapter 35: Truce or Dare
- B2 Chapter 34: To Fight, or Not to Fight
- B2 Chapter 33: The Ninth Son
- B2 Chapter 32: We Have You Surrounded
- B2 Chapter 31: Simply Offensive
- B2 Chapter 30: Family Man
- B2 Chapter 29: Boneless Wings
- B2 Chapter 28: A Bone to Pick
- B2 Chapter 27: Ides of March
- B2 Chapter 26: Some Call It Bravery
- B2 Chapter 25: Quality vs. Quantity
- B2 Chapter 24: The Fantastic Five
- B2 Chapter 23: Best Laid Plans
- B2 Chapter 22: It’s a Wash
- B2 Chapter 21: What is Your Profession?
- B2 Chapter 20: Running Away From Your Problems
- B2 Chapter 19: Map Quest
- B2 Chapter 18: Echoes in Eternity
- B2 Chapter 17: What We Do in Life
- B2 Chapter 16: Getting Amped Up
- B2 Chapter 15: Gadgets and Gearheads
- B2 Chapter 14: What Have We Learned?
- B2 Chapter 13: Swords to Plowshares
- B2 Chapter 12: A Long, Long, Time Ago
- B2 Chapter 11: Horsing Around
- B2 Chapter 10: The Emperor Finds His Groove
- B2 Chapter 9: When in Rome
- B2 Chapter 8: The Age of Man
- B2 Chapter 7: A Battle of Wits (And Ballistae)
- B2 Chapter 6: Those Who Throw Stones
- B2 Chapter 5: Spearheading the Improvements
- B2 Chapter 4: Dad's Home
- B2 Chapter 3: Homecoming
- B2 Chapter 2: Stonewalling
- B2 Chapter 1: When the Dust Settles
- Epilogues: Baron, King
- Chapter 56: Light at the End of the Tunnel
- Chapter 55: Justice is Served
- Chapter 54: Field of Ashes
- Chapter 53: Closing the Gap
- Chapter 52: Scorched Earth
- Chapter 51: War of the Gods
- Chapter 50: Do You Have a Warrant?
- Chapter 49: Digging for Answers
- Chapter 48: The Standard
- Chapter 47: Divide and Conquer
- Chapter 46: Snooping Around
- Chapter 45: Hell Breaks Loose
- Chapter 44: Divine Architecture
- Chapter 43: Resisting Arrest
- Chapter 42: This Land Was Your Land, This Land Is My Land.
- Chapter 41: The Idea is Simple
- Chapter 40: Actions Have Consequences
- Chapter 39: Everyone's a Critic
- Chapter 38: Reap What You Sow
- Chapter 37: Death and Taxes
- Chapter 36: Something Stupid This Way Comes
- Chapter 35: Numbers Go Brrr
- Chapter 34: The Men Yearn for the Mines
- Chapter 33: Rite of Passage
- Chapter 32: Death in the Family
- Chapter 31: A Mismatch of Skills
- Chapter 30: A Call to Action
- Chapter 29: Herding Cats
- Chapter 28: Romulus and Remus
- Chapter 27: Do You Want to Live Forever?
- Chapter 26: Wishy Washy
- Chapter 25: A Pleasant Stroll
- Chapter 24: Something Sneaky This Way Snakes
- Chapter 23: Change of Plans
- Chapter 22: Get Good
- Chapter 21: Come Out Swinging
- Chapter 20: I Wanna Go Home
- Chapter 19: An Old Flame
- Chapter 18: Reporting for Duty
- Chapter 17: A Legend in the Making
- Chapter 16: Diplomacy in Action
- Chapter 15: A Disagreement of Sorts
- Chapter 14: Just Wartime Things
- Chapter 13: Yo Momma, The Broodmother
- Chapter 12: Everyone Hates Spiders
- Chapter 11: Roman the Woods
- Chapter 10: Art Thou Upset, Brother?
- Chapter 9: Old Women Spy Network
- Chapter 8: Trading Barbs
- Chapter 7: Professional Mouthbreather
- Chapter 6: Wine and Cheese
- Chapter 5: The Class System
- Chapter 4: The Birth of an Empire
- Chapter 3: A Slight Miscalculation
- Chapter 2: They Came, They Saw, They Wondered Where They Were
- Chapter 1: Tiberius, We're Not in Rome Anymore