[15. Lotus Continues to Laugh at the Spring Breeze]
[Private chat] Great God: …
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: …
[Private chat] Great God: In fact, this profession is not bad
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: Not bad your head! [bangs on table crying]
[Private chat] Great God: The official website updated. You should see it for yourself
Ever since his heart was broken by the forum post pinned on the official website, Bai Lian Hua had rarely visited the site. Yesterday the old man [Shenzhou Goddess] also said that the information would be updated today. At that time, he had planned to check but he had forgotten all about it…..Bai Lian Hua sadly thought, no doubt, pulling all-nighters can affect your intelligence!
Opening the official website and ignoring the word “forum” on the top navigation bar, Bai Lian Hua clicked onto “Profession Introduction”. Sure enough, at the very end were two pictures glowing golden yellow. He couldn’t read the two words above it and could only make out the word below the cards: Monk.
After selecting the profession introduction for “Monk”, the first line of words assaulted him: this profession was successfully unlocked by the player [White Lotus] on July 12, 2013 2:31:24.
Without even needing to think about it, he could already picture in his mind the chaos happening at the forums —-the f*g Bai Lian Hua and his mother*cking luck! He even unlocked a hidden profession! I really want to destroy his chrysanthemum!!!
[Basic information:]
Occupation name: [Monk]
Professional equipment: [Jiasha] [Monk Staff] [Rosary] (Initial Equipment)
Professional skills: Unknown (Recorded in: [Buddhist Scriptures])
Professional Sect: Great Leiyin Temple
Number of players in the Great Leiyin Temple : 1
Sect number: Infinity
[Profession Introduction:]
Body is like the Bodhi tree and the heart is like the vanity table. Always diligently clean and without a mess. Bodhi originally has no trees, and the vanity mirror originally did not have a stand. From nothing to something, from dust to gold.
They are the messengers of the heavenly beings [White Lotus remarks: Just say directly that it’s birds with broken wings!]
They are the embodiment of love and justice [White Lotus remarks: Yes, hahaha! I am Musashi Kojiro!]
They are steady and diligent [White Lotus remarks: This is definitely not me!]
A/N: I can’t write anymore, please forgive me (KKNotes: Yes, this was actually in the raw)
– Technical Department: Li Shenzhou [White Lotus remarks: You f*cking waste! Why is a science department guy pretending to be all literay?!]
[Profession characteristics:]
1. Killing the monk increases the value of sin by one hundred. It will render players to be pursued by the city and hunted down. The player will be chased and attacked until they are put into jail.
2. Forever not to find a partner, and to live without gender.
3. The title of the [Monk] in the username is not replaceable.
4. Can be promoted.
The first few of these were not too difficult to understand. But what does it mean by promotion?! Bai Lian Hua was very puzzled. He switched to the game interface, opened the friends list and poked Great God.
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: Great God! What is promotion?
[Private chat] Great God: I only heard that pets can be promoted
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: ???
[Private chat] Great God: For example, the pet of Hundred Days Red: Nine Day Dragon, after reaching a certain experience level, it can be promoted to Xiao Long.
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: …
[Private chat] Great God: Maybe you can promoted to Zen Master
[Private chat] [Ancestral] White Lotus: Your cold joke is not funny OTZ
[Private chat] Great God: What professional skills do you have?
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: Let’s see…
After a few seconds….
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: Reporting to the Great God! Not a single one!!
[Private chat] Great God: …
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: You wait. I will flip through the Buddhist Scriptures.
Official website said Professional skills: unknown (Recorded in: [Buddha Scriptures]). Yesterday, he did seem to recall that bald eagle giving him such a book….Bai Lian Hua, you are now also a bald eagle! And its for life! A bald eagle who can’t even wear wigs!
Bai Lian Hua opened the inventory, left clicked on the Buddhist Scriptures and saw there are two options: 1. [Enlightenment] 2. [Open]. Bai Lian Hua hesitated for a few seconds on Enlightenment and on Open, and chose the latter.
[System Tip: You opened [Buddhist Script] and received a pair of [Jingzhen Abbot’s Socks]]
… Bai Lian Hua wanted to curse. Jingzhen Abbot, are you the kind of bastard who puts your socks in the Buddhist scriptures?! Are you sure you’re really an abbot and not just a lazy old man?!!
With a face filled with black lines, Bai lian Hua selected the item [Jingzhen Abbot’s Socks] ready to destroy it. Unexpectedly, there were another two choices: 1. [Open] 2. [Destroy]. Curiosity killed the cat and can also kill a good young man. Bai Lian Hua clicked open.
[System prompt: You received the [Smelly] attack, you have died]
Bai Lian Hua went all SPARTA! Men in the game technology department!! Is it really okay for you to much around like this?! This is really…unforgivable!!!
He tearfully used a resurrection scroll and once again opened the inventory to see that [Jingzhen Abbot’s Socks] had disappeared.
Helpless, Bai Lian Hua once again selected the scriptures, right clicked, and then selected [Open].
[System Tip: You have reached the limit of the number of times you can open the scripture today].
Upper limit your mum!! Men in the game technology department you are really showing me your lower limits!! Dammit ahhhhh!! Bai Lian Hua angrily closed the inventory and internally wanted to smash his keyboard. But in fact, he really did smash it.
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: m,, zxm, zmzxmz, .zl.sZzsxxdaklsjlask sdfa deceled drsakoa ¥%
[Private chat] Great God: What is that
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: This poor thing in need of love is crying aslkdwkljkeljwqrlussad so pitiful agdslgng
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: … 4 # ¥ 908 hjvj,bj
[Private chat ] Great God:?
[Private chat] [Monk] White Lotus: Sorry great God! I was just cleaning the keyboard…OTZ! /Hits wall
[Private chat] Great God: En
Bai Lian Hua couldn’t understand the meaning of Great God’s comment and proceeded to open the Buddhist scriptures once again. This time he selected “Enlighten”.
[System prompt: You have been enlightened by the Buddhist scriptures. Holiness +5]
Once it was selected again: [System prompt: The number of times you can be enlightened by the Buddhist scriptures has reached the upper limit]
Bai Lian Hua could feel a volcano erupting at the top of his head. Without any restraint, he kicked his computer case.
The system let out a soft “beeep———-“, suddenly stopped and then….the screen turned black.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! His mother!!!!!!!!! The computer won’t turn on!!!!!!!!
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 64 (END) - Extra 2: Side character’s story part 2
- Chapter 63 - Extra 1: Side character’s story part 1
- Chapter 62 - Final chapter + 62.5 Extra “Forever and Ever”
- Chapter 61 - Countdown until completion 2
- Chapter 60 - Countdown until completion 3
- Chapter 59 - A Different Voice
- Chapter 58 - Suddenly came the spring breeze
- Chapter 57 - Lovesickness can lead to dependence
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 55 - I will update even if I die
- Chapter 54 - I should update on a good day
- Chapter 53 - Rain drizzling onto the footpaths
- Chapter 52 - This is Madness
- Chapter 51 - The Star River Leading to the Sky
- Chapter 50 - April 1st – April Fool’s Day
- Chapter 49 - Extra: Smile in Tears
- Chapter 48 - Moon finally updated
- Chapter 47 - Romance may not Bloom with Spring Flowers
- Chapter 46 - This chapter’s three views are correct
- Chapter 45 - This article is really not heavy
- Chapter 44 - There are not many Qixi days
- Chapter 43 - Smile is a Real Man
- Chapter 42 - It’s not good to be arrogant
- Chapter 41 - It’s so difficult updating with my phone
- Chapter 40 - The Great God is Like Flower and like Jade
- Chapter 39 - The Earth Shattering Truth
- Chapter 38 - Today Moon Will Post One More
- Chapter 37 - Today’s three more second hair
- Chapter 36 - First Release for Today
- Chapter 35 - Cannot Distinguish Between Real and Fake
- Chapter 34 - Extra – When They First Met
- Chapter 33 - Silently Fixing the Text Part 2
- Chapter 32 - Silently Fixing the Text
- Chapter 31 - Sun Moon Holy Cult is Happy
- Chapter 30 - My Heart is Directed to the Dragon Egg
- Chapter 29 - Sentiments of an Incomplete Song
- Chapter 28 - Ten miles of Red Lotus
- Chapter 27 - The Author has Problems with their IQ
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 25 - Longing for Yet Unable to Meet
- Chapter 24 - Even at the End of the World is Shenzhou
- Chapter 23 - My Heart’s Direction is Pure
- Chapter 22 - The Master Will Not Perish First
- Chapter 21 - The Immortal under the Peach Blossoms
- Chapter 20 - Tao Hua Xis Water Depth is a Thousand Feet
- Chapter 19 - Since Then, Another Concern Arose
- Chapter 18 - Flowers Flying All Across The Sky
- Chapter 17 - The Past Can Fade Like a Puff of Smoke
- Chapter 16 - Long Live the Great God
- Chapter 15 - Lotus Continues to Laugh at the Spring Breeze
- Chapter 14 - One Flower, One Leaf, One Bodhi
- Chapter 13 - Last night’s Broken Wishes
- Chapter 12 - Entering the After World
- Chapter 11 - Smiles Anger
- Chapter 10 - Half-hearted Smiles Crazy Antics 2
- Chapter 9 - Half-hearted Smiles Crazy Antics 1
- Chapter 8 - Flower Viewing in the Fog
- Chapter 7 - Accompanying Spring and Night Outings
- Chapter 6 - Naturally Inspiring and Hard to Give Up
- Chapter 5 - Wu Ling Young Contenders
- Chapter 4 - The Great Gods Charming Smile
- Chapter 3 - Who Sent Roommate through the Cloud
- Chapter 2 - The Rise of Two Hackers
- Chapter 1 - The Lower Limits of a Group of Idiots