Chapter 99: Chapter 98: The Intelligence Chat Becomes a Patient Support Group

LuLu was in a good mood today. Last night, stopping Boss Chen was a huge success, and her late-night stream of over four hours earned her nearly a thousand yuan.

“Streaming really is quite lucrative, as it turns out.”

She only had just over a thousand followers, with a peak of over five hundred viewers in her stream, yet she managed to make that much money.

Previously, some fans said LuLu was just playing a script with Chen Mo, but after yesterday’s hospital stream, everyone believed it; there was definitely no script.

What kind of agency could get such a big hospital to play along with a script?

So, the incident with City Construction Du Gong’s failure was real, and Boss Xiao Chen’s food being delicious was indeed true.

So today at noon, the fans in Intelligence Group 2 were especially active.

“Boss Xiao Chen’s food is so delicious, who wants to try it together?”

“I do! But the problem is Boss Xiao Chen sets up shop at the hospital, and if so many people go there late at night without going to the ER, they’re likely to get caught by security, right?”

“And it’s so late, after all that running around, you won’t even feel sleepy when you get home.”

At this moment, Dunzi, who had been lurking, spoke up.

Oh right, now Dunzi is the admin of this group, and also LuLu’s room manager, so he’s quite a figure now.

“Isn’t there a possibility,”

Dunzi said in the group, “to go to the hospital, register, get admitted, then just go downstairs for dinner at night, and go back to the ward to sleep after eating.”

“Who doesn’t have a problem these days? Only with hospitalization can you get insurance coverage, you know what I mean? Get up in the morning, go to work as usual, go back to the hospital after work, and leave once we’ve eaten enough.”

Dunzi knew this was a bit unethical, but aren’t those old folks who come to the hospital every few days to get nutrient drips ethical?

Can’t young people treat themselves?

After Dunzi finished speaking, the five hundred people in Intelligence Group 2 became quite excited, with everyone saying they would get hospitalized today, turning the intelligence group into a patient group.

If new people joined the group, they might wet themselves from fear.

“What’s your illness?”

“I don’t know either, anyway, I’ve just been having a headache, need to get hospitalized and checked out.”

“Buddy, what’s your issue?”

“My heart’s been feeling uncomfortable, like palpitations, gotta get admitted and checked. What if I suddenly drop dead?”

“Miss, what’s up with you?”

“I bleed every month, it’s scary. I have to get hospitalized to check it out.”

Old Zhao, also a member of Group 2, was lost in thought as he watched the fan group turn into a patient group.

“Honey.”

Guo Aiping was watching TV, “What?”

“I need to get hospitalized.”

Thunk!

Guo Aiping dropped the remote, stood up urgently, “What’s going on, don’t talk nonsense.”

Old Zhao didn’t know what illness to casually claim, because no matter the illness, Guo Aiping would surely insist on accompanying him, but he specifically couldn’t let her do that.

So he thought of something he considered not too excessive, “I want to get circumcised.”

Guo Aiping: ???

“I know you’re not satisfied with me. It’s not that I’m against it, I’m actually very self-conscious, you know? Every time… sigh!”

Guo Aiping suddenly felt a bit embarrassed but also a bit guilty. For Old Zhao, such a big man to say something like that openly, she could only imagine how long he had been mentally preparing for this.

“Hubby, actually… a bit short isn’t bad. If you’re afraid of the pain, you don’t necessarily have to do it. Besides, you’re at this age, will it even be useful?”

Old Zhao’s face was full of gloom, “How will I know without trying? What if I have a second spring?”

Guo Aiping didn’t know what to say. To say she was looking forward to it, there was a bit of that, but she also felt it wasn’t quite right for her husband to make such a big sacrifice for something hard to talk about.

And this kind of surgery is usually for kids around ten years old, isn’t it reasonable for him, such a big person, to go in?

“Alright, my mind is made up! You leave me alone, I’m going to Huimin Hospital this afternoon to book the surgery. I heard their surgery is very mature, and I can be back in three days. Take care of the house during these three days.”

“That won’t do! I’ll go with you.”

Old Zhao waved his hand, like a warrior about to march into battle, “If you go with me, I might not heal well.”

This was the sweetest thing Guo Aiping had heard, “Then… okay. Can you really be back in three days?”

Old Zhao nodded earnestly, “Yes!”

LuLu·Intelligence Group 2

Silently, this group of 500 people began an unprecedented operation, known as the “Getting Sick Action.”

Chang Jianjun swapped shifts with someone today, working a white plus black marathon and then taking a day off, all to enjoy the night shifts.

Generally, the hospital is busier in the morning, with many doctors on duty in the morning, and the afternoons are more relaxed.

Huimin Hospital is quite an exception. Although it’s a state-owned enterprise in terms of qualification, it’s actually a hospital with a high percentage of private investment. In society, it’s also referred to as a private hospital.

This type of hospital is characterized by potentially higher costs, but the doctors and nurses have exceptionally good service attitudes, practically fulfilling every request. Therefore, people with good family backgrounds prefer these hospitals for treatment, as long as the medical conditions are guaranteed.

At the moment, Chang Jianjun was lounging in the office studying recipes, “How did Mr. Chen make tofu taste so good? No one else on the whole internet has the same method as him.”

“Doctor Chang, Doctor Chang!”

The duty nurse rushed in, “You need to come out and take a look!”

“What’s happening?”

“There are a lot of patients in the ER, the doctors are overwhelmed, you’re the on-duty doctor, please come and take a look!”

Chang Jianjun wondered what was going on; was there a traffic accident or some unexpected incident?

When he ran to the ER, he was dumbfounded. A group of people in their twenties, thirties, and forties, both men and women, all looking exhausted. Some were sitting on the floor, others lying on chairs, some laughing, some crying. What the hell is going on?

Huimin Hospital offers 24/7 inpatient registration services, and off-hours require the on-duty doctor’s signature to process.

The emergency doctors were overwhelmed, “Is your headache intermittent or persistent? Is it a migraine or concentrated in a specific spot? Describe it to me.”

The young woman being examined held her temples in pain, “I don’t know, it just hurts so much, I couldn’t sleep all night. Doctor, please process my inpatient registration, I’m dying from the pain!”

The emergency doctor looked confused, then nodded at Chang Jianjun, who signed off and approved the hospitalization.

“And you are?”

A man in his thirties clutched his chest, “I’m not sure, I just can’t catch my breath, as if something’s constricting me.”

The emergency doctor looked intently, “You’re wearing your vest inside out!”

The man smiled sheepishly, “Sorry, I was in a hurry, afraid there’d be no beds, I…” He clutched his stomach, “No, wait, my heart suddenly hurts, like a sharp pain, you understand? I need to get admitted for checks tomorrow!”

The emergency doctor widened his eyes, why the hell is your hand on your stomach if your heart hurts?

Chang Jianjun squinted, sensing something amiss, but still nodded and signed off on the hospital admission.

Then a man in his forties sat down, “Doctor, I want to get it cut.”

Emergency Doctor: ???

“That is…” Old Zhao mouthed the words for foreskin.

The emergency doctor almost lost his balance, “What? You’re forty-five according to your ID, you want to get circumcised?”

With that, the ER fell silent.

Many group buddies immediately looked at Old Zhao’s back.

In everyone’s gaze was admiration, as if looking at a hero sacrificing for the revolutionary cause.

Dunzi clenched his fist.

Brave, Old Zhao, you’re damn brave!

From now on, you’ll be the leader of the Cadillac Owners Group!

I, Dunzi, am not worthy!

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