Chapter 75: So You’re Really Pissed Off, Huh
Chapter 75: So You’re Really Pissed Off, Huh
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Chapter 75: So You’re Really Pissed Off, Huh
Is everyone safe?
The gold-rank adventurer, Mitt the thief, was worrying about his comrades who were thrown by the No Life King.
According to his party’s mage Belleaile, the secret of the No Life King was actually an extremely powerful illusion magic.
If that was the truth, then when his comrades were tossed into the air was also an illusion, but
Then, why am I the only one who wasn’t affected by the illusion? Is this also part of the illusion? U~h I really have no idea
He really had no idea why that No Life King spared him from that fate.
And the illusion didn’t disappear no matter how much he waited.
The scenery unfolded before him was the usual scenery of the bustling city.
It didn’t look like an illusion no matter how he thought about it.
Maybe I should try to see their situation.
After making sure that he was camouflaged to the best of his ability, he ran at his highest speed to the mainstreet.
He arrived at the rampart that surrounded the city in the blink of an eye and used the rough surface to jump over.
For a thief of his caliber, this kind of feat was childs play.
After arriving at the top of the rampart, he jumped up toward the ground outside of the rampart, landing as light as a feather.
At that moment
WORLD BREAK (BIG BANG STRIKE)!
THIS IS MY EVERYTHINGSTRONG TRUE FIST THRUST!
His ears picked up a familiar voice.
An explosive noise resounded in the place.
Ilran?! And Ronde too!! Could it be that the one they fought was?!
Mitt was already familiar with his comrade’s voice.
Mitt went in a hurry toward the direction from where that sound came from while maintaining his camouflaged state.
And soon enough, he found the figures of his comrades.
Eh?
What happened right there was something beyond his wildest expectations.
For some reason, Belleaile was knocked out in an extremely embarrassing posture.
The ground on both of his sides were gouged out as if he just barely dodged the incoming attack.
Ilran and Ronda were standing still with bewildered looks on their faces, and Mitt didn’t find anyone else aside from them.
Where was the No Life King?
Belle aile? Could it be that he really showed an illusion to all of us?
W-Wait, Ilran-dono, this might be his trap too
Kuh seriously, just which one is the right one?!
Ronda tried his best to stop Ilran who was about to approach Belleaile. Ilran, on the other hand, could only voice his frustration.
A while later, keeping their distance from the unconscious Belleaile, two of them felt that the current situation was strange.
U~h what shall we do with this situation?
No one dared to make a move.
Believing in his instinct as a thief, Mitt approached them.
But then, his sharp eyesight and wide range of vision as a thief could see the thing that was flying above his comrades.
Eh?
It was a stark-naked man.
He was flying in the air with his naked lower-half toward where Mitt stood.
That man might’ve had no worries since he thought that no one could see him even if he was flying naked at such a height.
In fact, he looked like nothing more than a dot in the sky with normal human eyesight.
Unfortunately, Mitt’s eyesight could see even his “D” between his crotch that was dangling freely without a care in the air.
Fortunately, Mitt’s eyesight wasn’t sharp enough to the point of being able to see the No Life King’s expression.
Let’s pretend that I never saw that.
===A Certain Undead With Communication Disorder===
The port city finally came into sight.
Having gotten used to my flight skill, I landed on the highway that was free of danger.
Since the ship would depart tomorrow, I still had some time to kill.
Since I shouldn’t attract unwanted attention by landing so close to the city, I chose this rather faraway and desolate spot and planned to take a walk from this position.
Naturally, I had already fetched some replacement clothes.
I got a resupply in the city along the way.
Naturally, I didn’t forget to take a robe with a hood to hide my face too.
Has the female Holy Knight arrived?
Honestly speaking, I was really nervous.
I mean, I left her behind, leaving only a simple letter to tell her about my plan to travel alone to the port city.
She must be extremely pissed off right now
Yup, just imagining the angry look on her face was enough to send a chill running down my spine.
For someone with abysmal communication power like me, that situation was even worse than death.
I was really careless by thinking that it would be okay if we were going separate ways and regrouping later in the port city, but How could I forget the fact that I was going to face her wrath once we regrouped
I was going back and forth in the middle of the highway upon realizing the hell that was about to come.
Hey, stop moving around like a suspicious person.
~??!
I was really startled when I heard a voice come from behind.
When I turned around really slowly, the one who spoke to me was the number one person I didn’t want to meet right nowthe female Holy Knight.
Ah uhm you see
Here it came, my condition would relapse, making me lose the ability to speak to another person even if the other party was my acquaintance when I didn’t see them for a while.
It only got worse since there was a high possibility that the other party was pissed off.
You can’t talk properly again, huh.
The female Holy Knight heaved a sigh with a dumbfounded look on her face.
Quite a hardcore condition you got there. Wait, how did your clothes change again? Even that robe, it is different from the one you wore before.
Uhm
Well, it’s not like you were involved in some sort of misunderstanding again, right?
I shook my head when she asked, glaring at me with eyes full of suspicion.
I got involved in a little skirmish with those adventurers, but it really wasn’t my fault.
Eh, wait a minute, wasn’t she going to scold me for departing on my own?
Could it be that she wasn’t angry with me?
Oh, whatever You, how dare you leave me behind and depart on your own! Are you trying to escape from me?!
She was angry about it after all.
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Chapters
- Chapter 105: Shook the World
- Chapter 104: Courting
- Chapter 103: She Was the Beast King
- Chapter 102: Raided
- Chapter 101: Beast Transformation
- Chapter 100: It's Not Like I Didn't Try to Be as Gentle as Possible
- Chapter 99: Beastfolk Was Stronk
- Chapter 98: Handyman Treatment
- Chapter 97: It Was an Emergency Situation
- Chapter 96: The Female Holy Knight Was Unstoppable
- Chapter 95: The Devil Went All Out
- Chapter 94: I Was Feared After All
- Chapter 93: It Was My Fault
- Chapter 92: It Was Useless to Resist
- Chapter 91: The Devil Came Out
- Chapter 90: I Committed a Kidnapping
- Chapter 89: Turned Childish
- Chapter 88: I Opened a Hole
- Chapter 87: Absolutely Impossible to Get Out
- Chapter 86: I Was Locked Up in a Strange Place
- Chapter 85: I Didn't Do Anything At All
- Chapter 84: Flag-like Remark
- Chapter 83: It Was a Sea Monster
- Chapter 82: Found Out
- Chapter 81: Taken as Hostage
- Chapter 80: Got Captured
- Chapter 79: It Was a Pirate Ship
- Chapter 78: It Was a Gorgeous Passenger Boat
- Chapter 77: The Mighty 'C' Has Appeared
- Chapter 76: I Tried Some Dishes
- Chapter 75: So You’re Really Pissed Off, Huh
- Chapter 74: Flying in the Sky
- Chapter 73: The Demon Sword Couldn't Even Pierce Him
- Chapter 72: I Crawled Out
- Chapter 71: It Was Demon Sword
- Chapter 70: It Wasn't an Illusion
- Chapter 69: It Pissed Me Off
- Chapter 68: Explanation... for the Secret?
- Chapter 67: Encounter With No Life King
- Chapter 66: Independent Action
- Chapter 65: Sure Enough, We Met Once Before
- Chapter 64: I Could Enter Smoothly Without Having to Worry About a Sneak Attack
- Chapter 63: The Empress Has Fallen
- Chapter 62: You're Already Dead
- Chapter 61: Overrunning the Imperial Capital
- Chapter 60: Repelled the Magic Cannon
- Chapter 59: It Fired
- Chapter 58: It's the Latest Magic Weapon, You Know
- Chapter 57: Couldn't Espace
- Chapter 56: It Was a Dangerous Country
- Chapter 55: She Leaked
- Chapter 54: I Found the Cause
- Chapter 53: Nicely Caught
- Chapter 52: Finally, I Resigned
- Chapter 51: The White-Haired Undead Was Nearby
- Chapter 50: I Saved the Children
- Chapter 49: A Lot of Monsters
- Chapter 48: Regressed to Infancy
- Chapter 47: Barely Escaped
- Chapter 46: It Was Absolute Immortality
- Chapter 45: I Couldn't Die After All
- Chapter 44: It’s a Trap!
- Chapter 43: They Were Sisters
- Chapter 42: It Was the Knight Commander
- Chapter 41: Sudden Assault
- Chapter 40: Reunion
- Chapter 39: He Was a Useless King
- Chapter 38: I Got a New Familiar
- Chapter 37: Ambushed in One's Own Den
- Chapter 36: Left the Village
- Chapter 35: I Received a Warm Welcome
- Chapter 34: I Saved a Child
- Chapter 33: My Familiar Had a Huge Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32: Involuntarily Gained a Familiar
- Chapter 31: I Defeated the Dragon
- Chapter 30: I Was Saved
- Chapter 29: Another Great Disaster Class Has Came
- Chapter 28: Escaped
- Chapter 27: I Don't Know the Location of the Royal Capital
- Chapter 26: Arbitrary Declaration
- Chapter 25: It Was Ghost Assembly
- Chapter 24: It Has a Tracking Function
- Chapter 23: I Met the Necromancer
- Chapter 22: The Holy Spear Couldn't Scratch Him
- Chapter 21: It Was Ticklish
- Chapter 20: Burning Mansion
- Chapter 19: A Self-Proclaimed Maiden
- Chapter 18: I Blurted the F-Word
- Chapter 17: He's Chasing After Me
- Chapter 16: It’s Familiar For Some Reason
- Chapter 15: I Appeared in Newspaper
- Chapter 14: My Spirit Body Is Done For
- Chapter 13: I Meet a Fellow Undead
- Chapter 12: It's Not a Fireball
- Chapter 11: I Give Up On Communication
- Chapter 10: I was Eaten by the Tarrasque Lord
- Chapter 9: Not Even a Platinum Rank Could Injure It
- Chapter 8: I Tried To Suppress My Magical Power
- Chapter 7: He Didn't Go After Us
- Chapter 6: Our Attack Can't Even Scratch Him
- Chapter 5: Merciless
- Chapter 4: Hundreds Years of Silent Had Worsened My Communication Disorder
- Chapter 3: A Ruined Metropolis
- Chapter 2: I Became an Undead
- Chapter 1: I Became A Corpse