Chapter 32: Chapter 32: Matchmaking
“Somewhere a little classier…”
Luo Yong rolled his eyes in exasperation, then chuckled and chided him, “Look at you and your cheap tastes. Do you really have to go to those places?”
Of course, Zou Feng didn’t *have* to go, but visiting brothels was the perfect cover for his movements.
“Master, but I…”
Luo Yong waved his hand, cutting him off. “Can’t hold it in, right? Master understands!”
“That’s why I talked it over with your master’s wife yesterday. We decided to arrange a marriage for you, to tide you over for now.”
“A marriage?”
Zou Feng truly hadn’t expected Luo Yong to be so “thoughtful.”
Those of Lowly Status could, of course, get married.
But such unions were generally limited to two people who both shared that same Lowly Status.
“Mhm. But since you haven’t reached Entering Grade yet, you’ll have to make do for now. We’ll set you up with a maid from the mansion.”
“Once you officially reach Entering Grade, if you want to take a few more wives—three or four, whatever—that’ll be up to you.”
“But once you’ve made it big, you’d better not let her down. After all, for her to marry you now is a true act of kindness in your time of need!”
Luo Yong really had thought it through. At Zou Feng’s age, his needs were naturally great.
After starting his martial arts training, his body grew stronger and more robust. Add to that the internal heat from the medicinal diet…
It was indeed difficult to hold back.
You couldn’t really blame the kid for running off to the brothels so often.
“…Master, your disciple is Dedicated to the Martial Dao. I really have no mind for romantic entanglements…” Zou Feng definitely wasn’t going to consider marriage right now.
He had too many secrets, and he still had a long way to go before becoming a true master of the Evil Dao.
’So why would I give myself a weakness right now for no reason?’
“You’re Dedicated to the Martial Dao?” Luo Yong shook his head and laughed. “If I didn’t know you were running off to the brothels every other day, I might actually believe you.”
Zou Feng said helplessly, “Ahem, what your disciple likes is… the atmosphere of the brothels…”
“Alright, stop making excuses. You know the maid your master’s wife picked for you. It’s that Xiaocui who’s always swaying around in front of you.”
Luo Yong’s use of the word “swaying” was brilliant.
It not only described how Xiaocui often found excuses to sashay back and forth in front of Zou Feng, but also pointed out another of Xiaocui’s “swaying” highlights.
“That girl, you can tell at a glance she’d be good for bearing children. She’s got a sturdy build, and her lower body is especially stable. She should be able to handle the roughhousing of a Martial Artist like you.”
“…”
The next moment, as if on cue, Xiaocui appeared.
At the end of the stone-paved path, Xiaocui approached, a bamboo basket on her arm, her hips swaying with every step.
She was coming to the rear kitchen, as was her routine, to pick up the pastries made by Zou Feng’s master’s wife.
The Yang Mansion had many young ladies who ate very little during proper meals but had a fondness for all sorts of small pastries.
In the rear kitchen, Luo Yong was in charge of the hot dishes, while his wife, Mrs. Wang, was in charge of the pastries and baked goods.
So, almost every day at this time, Xiaocui would come and wait here as part of her duties.
That was why she’d had so many opportunities to interact with Zou Feng before.
However, ever since the rumor involving Yang Qianqian, Xiaocui seemed to have given up on the idea of having a fling with Zou Feng.
When they’d run into each other these past few days, she would just give a small nod and a greeting before timidly walking away.
For some reason, seeing her again now, Xiaocui’s whole demeanor was completely transformed.
The slight timidity that once lingered in her eyes had vanished without a trace.
“Brother Feng, Uncle Luo!”
While still a good distance away, Xiaocui waved and called out a greeting.
Luo Yong responded with a grin, “You’re here? Go on in. Your Aunt Wang should have today’s pastries ready.”
Xiaocui nodded. As she passed in front of Zou Feng, the sway of her hips suddenly became more pronounced.
She truly lived up to the name, “swaying” right past Zou Feng’s eyes.
After Xiaocui had swayed her way into the rear kitchen, Luo Yong turned back to Zou Feng. “Still looking? She’s gone. Control yourself before your eyes pop out of your head.”
“So, what do you think? Should we settle it then? I’ll just go have a word with the new Steward of the mansion. There shouldn’t be any problem.”
Luo Yong thought Zou Feng had been mesmerized by Xiaocui’s swaying hips, that he was staring so intently because he’d finally woken up from being “Dedicated to the Martial Dao.”
And that he’d had a sudden epiphany: a balance of work and rest was the true path.
Little did he know, the more Zou Feng looked at the present Xiaocui, the more he felt something was wrong.
This wasn’t like before, when he’d sensed that Xu Haoran was practicing a Poison Skill. This was… ’Is this even fucking Xiaocui?!’
“Master, Xiaocui has indeed blossomed into a real beauty, but that’s precisely why I can’t agree to this marriage!” Zou Feng said with a serious expression after a moment.
Luo Yong frowned, confused. “And why is that?”
’Because this isn’t the same goddamn Xiaocui as before!’
Of course, Zou Feng couldn’t tell him the truth. Doing so would only bring harm to his master’s family.
After all, if Luo Yong knew the truth, his words and actions would inevitably betray him.
As for who this “Xiaocui” really was…
That wasn’t really important. What was important was that this woman was most likely another Evil Dao accomplice brought in by the Blood-handed Butcher to target the Yang Family.
Since the previous attempt by a Poison Dao expert to poison them had failed, causing the Blood-handed Butcher’s plan to fall through…
…it was only natural that if one plan failed, he would come up with another.
Finding an expert skilled in Disguise Technique to infiltrate the Yang Mansion would make many things much more convenient.
As for why Zou Feng could see through the woman’s disguise…
First, Zou Feng had, after all, met the real Xiaocui frequently and was quite familiar with her. Second, it was because of her scent.
Perhaps because he was cultivating a Poison Skill, and had even reached Integration and Mastery with his Five Poison Skill, Zou Feng had become extremely sensitive to all kinds of smells, especially those related to poison.
He was even ninety percent certain that this was not only an Evil Dao expert skilled in Disguise Technique, but also one who was highly proficient with poisons.
She had at least seven or eight different types of poison hidden on her person…
“Master, your disciple has just realized that my willpower isn’t strong enough!”
“Just now, I was indeed finding it hard to control myself when Xiaocui ’swayed’ like that. If I really married her, I’m afraid I’d never want to get out of bed, and I’d have no desire to practice my martial arts.”
“So, I appreciate your good intentions, Master, but right now, nothing is more important than achieving Martial Arts Entry as soon as possible!” Zou Feng explained in a “perfectly reasonable” manner.
Hearing Zou Feng put it that way, Luo Yong found it hard to insist.
He had indeed been a bit hasty. These things could clearly wait until after Zou Feng had reached Entering Grade.
But Luo Yong had his own selfish motives, didn’t he? He wanted to use this opportunity, before Zou Feng truly made it big, to deepen their master-disciple relationship.
After all, if he actually arranged the marriage, it would be a public display that he could make major life decisions for Zou Feng, wielding the authority of a father.
“That makes sense. It was my oversight…”
“No wonder you always go to that filthy Hengyu Building. So it’s because those past-their-prime women can satisfy your needs without any risk of you getting attached,” Luo Yong said, as if a lightbulb had gone off.
“…”
’He sure has a wild imagination.’ But Zou Feng didn’t feel like explaining any further.
After that, he quickly made an excuse about needing to continue his training and hurried away.
He didn’t want to run into “Xiaocui” again.
In any case, for the time being, neither he nor Luo Yong’s family was in any real danger.
It came back to the same point: the Blood-handed Butcher’s accomplices were, and always had been, targeting the Yang Family. What did that have to do with servants like them?
Even if the plan was to massacre the entire household, the Yang Family members would be the priority, and the Household Servants and maids would only be killed afterward as an afterthought.
However, if he really felt uneasy, Zou Feng could also think of a way to tip off the masters from the Heart Meeting Martial Arts Hall stationed here without exposing himself…
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Chapters
- Chapter 353 - 235: Ingenious Use of the Snake Stance
- Chapter 352 - 234: I Crave You Too
- Chapter 351 - 234: I Also Crave You
- Chapter 350 - 233: Great Medicine?
- Chapter 349 - 233: Great Medicine?
- Chapter 348 - 232: Using Public Office for Private Gain (Part 2)
- Chapter 347 - 232: Private Gain, Public Guise
- Chapter 346 - 231: Splendid Scenery of the Immortal Palace (Part 2)
- Chapter 345 - 231: The Grand Spectacle of the Immortal Palace
- Chapter 344 - 230: Wondrous Use of the Treasure Bottle (2)
- Chapter 343 - 230: The Treasure Bottle’s Marvelous Use
- Chapter 342 - 229: Poison Needle Assassination
- Chapter 341 - 229: Assassination by Poison Needle
- Chapter 340 - 228: Evil Hand Squad Leader (Part 2)
- Chapter 339 - 228: Evil Hand Squad Leader
- Chapter 338 - 227: There’s No Time Like the Present (Part 2)
- Chapter 337 - 227: No Time Like the Present
- Chapter 336 - 226: Living Immortal?
- Chapter 335 - 226: Living Immortal?
- Chapter 334 - 225: Poison Burial Illusory Prison
- Chapter 333 - 225: Poison Burial Illusory Prison
- Chapter 332 - 224: All Is Ready (Part 2)
- Chapter 331 - 224: Everything is Ready
- Chapter 330 - 223: A Loving Hug
- Chapter 329 - 223: A Loving Hug
- Chapter 328 - 222: The Dagger is Revealed
- Chapter 327 - 222: The Dagger is Revealed
- Chapter 326 - 221: You Call This a Reward?
- Chapter 325 - 221: You Call This a Reward?
- Chapter 324 - 220: No Escape
- Chapter 323 - 220: No Way to Escape
- Chapter 322 - 219: Twenty-Third Sword (2)
- Chapter 321 - 219: Twenty-Third Sword
- Chapter 320 - 218: Blame Me?
- Chapter 319 - 218: My Fault?
- Chapter 318 - 217: Five Poison Heart-Burning Palm (2)
- Chapter 317 - 217: Five Poison Heart-Burning Palm
- Chapter 316 - 216: Turns Out, I’m the Bigshot?
- Chapter 315 - 216: The Thigh Was Actually Me?
- Chapter 314 - 215: Wind and Thunder Sword Array
- Chapter 313 - 215: Wind and Thunder Sword Array
- Chapter 312 - 214: Fight to Your Heart’s Content?
- Chapter 311 - 214: Fight to Your Heart’s Content?
- Chapter 310 - 213: Inexplicable Appreciation
- Chapter 309 - 213: Inexplicable Appreciation
- Chapter 308 - 212: Showing Off Skills On-site (Part 2)
- Chapter 307 - 212: Live Skill Showcase
- Chapter 306 - 211: Hundred-legged Ancestor
- Chapter 305 - 211: Hundred-legged Ancestor
- Chapter 304 - 210: Golden Toad Pool (2)
- Chapter 303 - 210: Golden Toad Pool
- Chapter 302 - 209: A Suddenly Awakened New Hobby (2)
- Chapter 301 - 209: A Suddenly Awakened New Hobby
- Chapter 300 - 208: Gu King of the Forbidden Land (Part 2)
- Chapter 299 - 208: Forbidden Ground Gu King
- Chapter 298 - 207: Remarkable Leg Skill 2
- Chapter 297 - 207: Excellent Leg Skill
- Chapter 296 - 206: Chef’s Instinct
- Chapter 295 - 206: Chef’s Instinct
- Chapter 294 - 205: Considerate Maid (Part 2)
- Chapter 293 - 205: The Thoughtful Maid
- Chapter 292 - 204: A Flavorful Sword Qi
- Chapter 291 - 204: A Flavorful Sword Qi
- Chapter 290 - 203: Green Light Illuminates All
- Chapter 289 - 203: Green Light Shines Everywhere
- Chapter 288 - 202: Overwhelming Domination (2)
- Chapter 287 - 202: Dominant Crush
- Chapter 286 - 201: Killing Intent Beneath the Skirt (Part 2)
- Chapter 285 - 201: Killing Intent Under the Skirt
- Chapter 284 - 200: That’ll Be Extra
- Chapter 283 - 200: That’ll Cost Extra
- Chapter 282 - 199: The Female Thief Full of Perverse Tastes (Part 2)
- Chapter 281 - 199: The Female Thief With a Maxed-Out Perverse Taste
- Chapter 280 - 198: Grass Thief (Part 2)
- Chapter 279 - 198: Grass Thief
- Chapter 278 - 197: Silk Binding Love Gu
- Chapter 277 - 197: Silk Binding Love Gu
- Chapter 276 - 196: Honored Guest Elder (2)
- Chapter 275 - 196: Honored Guest Elder
- Chapter 274 - 195: Silk Cave (2)
- Chapter 273 - 195: Silk Cave
- Chapter 272 - 194: Bountiful Harvest
- Chapter 271 - 194: Bountiful Harvest
- Chapter 270 - 193: Fourth Grade True Intent
- Chapter 269 - 193: Fourth Grade True Intent
- Chapter 268 - 192: Spray Warrior (Part 2)
- Chapter 267 - 192: Jet Warrior
- Chapter 266 - 191: Capital City Divine Catcher (Part 2)
- Chapter 265 - 191: Capital City Divine Catcher
- Chapter 264 - 190: The Five Poison Creatures Again?
- Chapter 263 - 190: Five Poison Creatures Again?
- Chapter 262 - 189: Dragon and Tiger Kan and Li Skill 2
- Chapter 261 - 189: Dragon and Tiger Kan and Li Skill
- Chapter 260 - 188: No Legs, All Waves
- Chapter 259 - 188: No Legs, All Waves
- Chapter 258 - 187: Thousand Hands Exorcism
- Chapter 257 - 187: Thousand Hands Exorcism
- Chapter 256 - 186: Demon Slaying Order (Part 2)
- Chapter 255 - 186: Demon Slaying Order
- Chapter 254 - 185: He Is Already Dead
- Chapter 253 - 185: He Is Already Dead
- Chapter 252 - 184: Hostage Exchange (2)
- Chapter 251 - 184: Hostage Exchange
- Chapter 250 - 183: Don’t Harm Us (2)
- Chapter 249 - 183: Do Not Harm Your Emperor
- Chapter 248 - 182: True Qi Mark (2)
- Chapter 247 - 182: True Qi Mark
- Chapter 246 - 181: Nine Yang Primordial Energy Pill
- Chapter 245 - 181: Nine Yang Primordial Energy Pill
- Chapter 244 - 180: Unbelievable (2)
- Chapter 243 - 180: Unbelievable
- Chapter 242 - 179: Will He Win?
- Chapter 241 - 179: Will We Win?
- Chapter 240 - 178: Trading Bases
- Chapter 239 - 178: Backdooring Each Other
- Chapter 238 - 177: Customized Nightmare, Part 2
- Chapter 237 - 177: Customized Nightmare
- Chapter 236 - 176: Storming the Execution Ground?
- Chapter 235 - 176: Storming the Execution Ground?
- Chapter 234 - 175: You Want to Notify Your Senior Brother?
- Chapter 233 - 175: You Want to Inform Your Senior Brothers?
- Chapter 232 - 174: Why Force My Hand?
- Chapter 231 - 174: Why Are You Forcing Me?
- Chapter 230 - 173: A New Big Brother Appears (Part 2)
- Chapter 229 - 173: A New Big Brother Appears
- Chapter 228 - 172: Three-in-One (2)
- Chapter 227 - 172: Three-in-One
- Chapter 226 - 171: Just Up and Leave (Part 2)
- Chapter 225 - 171: Just Up and Leave
- Chapter 224 - 170: Gang Qi Transformation
- Chapter 223 - 170: Gang Qi Transformation
- Chapter 222 - 169: Basic Operation, No Hype
- Chapter 221 - 169: Just a Basic Operation
- Chapter 220 - 168: Troubling Your Wife to Be the Lookout
- Chapter 219 - 168: Please Have Your Wife Be the Lookout
- Chapter 218 - 167: Celestial Flying Immortal (2)
- Chapter 217 - 167: Celestial Flying Immortal
- Chapter 216 - 166: Wangchuan Road (2)
- Chapter 215 - 166: Wangchuan Road
- Chapter 214 - 165: Not Strong Enough
- Chapter 213 - 165: Not Potent Enough
- Chapter 212 - 164: Another Usage (Part 2)
- Chapter 211 - 164: Another Usage
- Chapter 210 - 163: People of the Same Path (Part 2)
- Chapter 209 - 163: Kindred Spirits
- Chapter 208 - 162: The Reason to Go to the Brothel (Part 2)
- Chapter 207 - 162: The Reason to Go to the Brothel
- Chapter 206 - 161: Hitting It Off Immediately
- Chapter 205 - 161: Hitting It Off
- Chapter 204 - 160: True Inheritor of the Silk Cave 2
- Chapter 203 - 160: Silk Cave True Inheritor
- Chapter 202 - 159: Big Brother Seeks Revenge 2
- Chapter 201 - 159: A Good Big Brother Seeks Revenge
- Chapter 200 - 158: Wandering Dragon Master (2)
- Chapter 199 - 158: Wandering Dragon Master
- Chapter 198 - 157: Bathed in Fire, Gang Qi Realm (Part 2)
- Chapter 197 - 157: Gang Qi Realm Forged in Fire
- Chapter 196 - 156: Poison Duel!
- Chapter 195 - 156: Poison Duel
- Chapter 194 - 155: New Big Brother on the List (Part 2)
- Chapter 193 - 155: A New Big Brother Makes the List
- Chapter 192 - 154: The Great Gu Cultivator (Part 2)
- Chapter 191 - 154: Major Gu Cultivator
- Chapter 190 - 153: The Day of Thunder and Rain (Part 2)
- Chapter 189 - 153: The Day of the Thunderstorm
- Chapter 188 - 152: Bold Probing
- Chapter 187 - 152: Bold Probe
- Chapter 186 - 151: What is the Price?
- Chapter 185 - 151: What is the Price?
- Chapter 184 - 150: Must Secure the Kill
- Chapter 183 - 150: Must Secure the Kill
- Chapter 182 - 149: Second Form
- Chapter 181 - 149: Second Form
- Chapter 180 - 149: Second Form
- Chapter 179 - 148: Showing Off Before a Master
- Chapter 178 - 148: Showing Off Before an Expert
- Chapter 177 - 147: Palm of the Universe (2)
- Chapter 176 - 147: Palm of the Universe
- Chapter 175 - 146: Missed a Good Opportunity?
- Chapter 174 - 146: Missed a Golden Opportunity?
- Chapter 173 - 145: Hunting and Assassination (Part 2)
- Chapter 172 - 145: Hunting and Assassination
- Chapter 171 - 144: Bestowed with Poisoned Wine?
- Chapter 170 - 144: Bestowed Poisoned Wine?
- Chapter 169 - 143: One-Minute True Man
- Chapter 168 - 143: One-Minute True Man
- Chapter 167 - 142: Revisiting an Old Haunt (Part 2)
- Chapter 166 - 142: Revisiting an Old Haunt
- Chapter 165 - 141: The Turtle in its Shell (Part 2)
- Chapter 164 - 141: Cowardly Turtle
- Chapter 163 - 140: I’m Poisoned?
- Chapter 162 - 139: Late Night Conspiracy
- Chapter 161 - 138: How Am I Heartless?
- Chapter 160 - 138: How Am I Heartless?
- Chapter 159 - 137: A Sure Path to Death
- Chapter 158 - 137: A Way to Court Death
- Chapter 157 - 136: Press-ganging?
- Chapter 156 - 136: Conscription?
- Chapter 155 - 135: An Upright Evil Cultivator (Part 2)
- Chapter 154 - 135: An Open and Aboveboard Evil Cultivator
- Chapter 153 - 134: Hongxing or Heaven-Blasting?
- Chapter 152 - 134: Hongxing or Heaven-Exploding?
- Chapter 151 - 133: Capturing the Alliance Leader While the Tea is Still Warm
- Chapter 150 - 133: Subduing the Alliance Leader Before the Tea Gets Cold
- Chapter 149 - 132: General Leader
- Chapter 148 - 132: General Leader
- Chapter 147 - 131: You Only Have Three Breaths Left to Live
- Chapter 146 - 131: You Only Have Three Breaths Left to Live
- Chapter 145 - 131: You Have Only Three Breaths Left to Live
- Chapter 144 - 131: You Only Have Three Breaths Left to Live
- Chapter 143 - 130: I Want to Be Reckless for Once
- Chapter 142 - 130: I Want to Be Reckless for Once
- Chapter 141 - 130: I Want to Be Reckless for Once
- Chapter 140 - 129: Cramming
- Chapter 139 - 129: Cramming
- Chapter 138 - 128: Evil Eye Medicinal Wine
- Chapter 137 - 128: Evil Eye Medicinal Liquor
- Chapter 136 - 127: The Situation is Settled?
- Chapter 135 - 127: The Situation is Settled?
- Chapter 134 - 127: The Situation is Settled?
- Chapter 133 - 126: You’re So Poisonous
- Chapter 132 - 126: You’re So Vicious
- Chapter 131 - 126: You’re So Toxic
- Chapter 130 - 125: Another Master?
- Chapter 129 - 125: Another Expert?
- Chapter 128 - 124: Lotus in Lotus
- Chapter 127 - 123: A Bad Temper
- Chapter 126 - 122: I Want to Be the Gang Leader
- Chapter 125 - 121: Evil Eye Suppresses the Gu Insect
- Chapter 124 - 120: The Grace of Recognition
- Chapter 123 - 120: The Grace of Recognition
- Chapter 122 - 119: Poison, Come
- Chapter 121 - 118: Treasure Bottle?
- Chapter 120 - 117: Delivered to the Mouth, It Still Must Be Eaten
- Chapter 119 - 116: You Are Already Dead
- Chapter 118 - 115: Fleeing for Life
- Chapter 117 - 114: Immortal Treasure in Hand?
- Chapter 116 - 113: Even the Strongest Resolve is Futile
- Chapter 115 - 113: Even the Strongest Awakening is Futile
- Chapter 114 - 112: You’re Using This as a Weapon?
- Chapter 113 - 111: Guardian of the Ten Directions Sect
- Chapter 112 - 110: Bombshell News
- Chapter 111 - 109: Universal Relief for All Beings?
- Chapter 110 - 108: Unifying the Gangs?
- Chapter 109 - 107: The Villain Knows Kung Fu
- Chapter 108 - 106: What Goes Around, Comes Around?
- Chapter 107 - 105: Suppressing the River, Boiling Fish
- Chapter 106 - 104: He Passed Away Peacefully?
- Chapter 105 - 103: Better to Hunt Men Than Beasts
- Chapter 104 - 102: The Seven Deadly Sins
- Chapter 103 - 101: Nightmare
- Chapter 102 - 100: Sitting at Home, Disaster Falls from the Heavens
- Chapter 101 - 99: You Cannot Satisfy This Hall Master
- Chapter 100 - 98: Asking for Trouble
- Chapter 99 - 97: Immortal Treasure Opportunity?
- Chapter 98 - 96: All Are But Minor Paths
- Chapter 97 - 95: The Ultimate Shaking Flower Hand
- Chapter 96 - 95: Ultimate Shaking Flower Hand
- Chapter 95 - 94: Love That Can Stretch and Contract at Will
- Chapter 94: Love That Can Stretch and Contract at Will
- Chapter 93: An Evil Skill with Maxed-Out Evilness
- Chapter 92: To Practice This Skill, One Must First...
- Chapter 91: Great Victory
- Chapter 90: No Martial Virtue
- Chapter 89: Let’s Do This Job
- Chapter 88: Vacuum Poison Force
- Chapter 87: I Don’t Want to Eat at a Banquet Again
- Chapter 86: Overly Suspicious
- Chapter 85: A World Apart
- Chapter 84: Celebratory Banquet at the Yang Mansion
- Chapter 83: Harder
- Chapter 82: Knowledge is Power
- Chapter 81: Great Compassion Hand
- Chapter 80: Overly Concerned?
- Chapter 79: Boar Rush
- Chapter 78: A Stunning Slash
- Chapter 77: Young Lady, Don’t Be Afraid, I’m a Good Guy
- Chapter 76: Abnormal Eighth Grade, Inner Qi Release
- Chapter 75: Crimson Poison Needle
- Chapter 74: There’s No Way to Come Up Empty Every Day
- Chapter 73: The Cook Who Knows a Little Medicine
- Chapter 72: Coming Up Empty is the Norm
- Chapter 71: Strangulation
- Chapter 70: An Old Acquaintance Seeks an Audience?
- Chapter 69: Running from the Poison
- Chapter 68: Hair Gel Hand
- Chapter 67: They Gave Too Much
- Chapter 66: Miss of the Black Flood Dragon Gang
- Chapter 65: There Isn’t One Normal Person
- Chapter 64: Fatal Blow
- Chapter 63: Actually, I’m a Cook
- Chapter 62: Drunken Immortal Gazing at the Moon, Fragrant Flower Hand
- Chapter 61: Farewell Forever?
- Chapter 60: I Specialize in Treating People Who Can’t Control Their Hands
- Chapter 59: Commendation Banquet
- Chapter 58: Able to Bend and Stretch?
- Chapter 57: The Human Body Has Its Limits
- Chapter 56: Continue the Music, Continue the Dance?
- Chapter 55: Even If You’re Not Afraid of Pain, Max Out Defense
- Chapter 54: The Leisurely Warehouse Keeper
- Chapter 53: The Black Flood Dragon Gang is Full of Characters
- Chapter 52: Suicide Three-Piece Set
- Chapter 51: The Great Way is Not Lonely
- Chapter 50: Who’s the Best Fighter?
- Chapter 49: Waiting for the Highest Bidder
- Chapter 48: The Air of Freedom Is Not Sweet
- Chapter 47: Pulling Punches
- Chapter 46: I Am the Yang Family’s Benefactor
- Chapter 45: Accidentally Entered the Grade
- Chapter 44: Preparations Before the "Epiphany
- Chapter 43: Cultivation Predicament
- Chapter 42: The Captain Investigates the Case
- Chapter 41: Qi Blood Pill?
- Chapter 40: The Temptation of the Sheep
- Chapter 39: Enlightenment Entry, Refined Skill
- Chapter 38: Refine Them All
- Chapter 37: A Serious Beating
- Chapter 36: A Complete Mess
- Chapter 35: Who Is Plotting Against Whom?
- Chapter 34: The Desire for Slaughter Is Surging
- Chapter 33: Gold Medal Instructor
- Chapter 32: Matchmaking
- Chapter 31: You’re About to Go?
- Chapter 30: Unprovokable
- Chapter 29: Setting the Trap
- Chapter 28: Integration and Mastery
- Chapter 27: The Third Young Master’s Peculiarity?
- Chapter 26: The Three Great Vicious Fiends
- Chapter 25: Golden-Scaled Plague Serpent
- Chapter 24: Who is Whose Gu?
- Chapter 23: Five Poison Heart-Pushing Palm
- Chapter 22: So Strong
- Chapter 21: Fellow Practitioners of the Poison Dao?
- Chapter 20: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
- Chapter 19: The Pinnacle of Bad-Boy Charm
- Chapter 18: Superb Household Servant?
- Chapter 17: The Makings of a Third-Class Martial Artist
- Chapter 16: Five Poison Pile Skill?
- Chapter 15: Murder for Money
- Chapter 14: Drunken Immortal Moon Gazing Step
- Chapter 13: Turning the Tables?
- Chapter 12: Blood-handed Butcher
- Chapter 11: Trouble at the Yang Mansion
- Chapter 10: Dizziness is Normal
- Chapter 9: The Little Ones Are Cute, Too
- Chapter 8: Stand Up and Pedal
- Chapter 7: I’ll Win
- Chapter 6: The Perks of Procurement
- Chapter 5: Slightly Accomplished
- Chapter 4: You Smell So Good
- Chapter 3: Righteous Dao Martial Artists
- Chapter 2: What a Good Kid
- Chapter 1: Five Poison Palm