Chapter 443: Chapter 136: Shameless Vegetable Farmers (Part 3)

Ji Heng reported the situation to Hu Ping.

Hu Ping: “Handle it yourself. If you can fight, fight. If not, then goodbye brother, I can’t help you.”

Ji Heng squeezed out a word: “Good brother.”

“No need to thank me, I believe in you.” Hu Ping really didn’t help Ji Heng. In Hu Ping’s mind, Ji Heng was a freak. Whatever Su Xiaocai taught, he absorbed, and lately, he was getting more formidable, able to withstand several rounds with the Insect Man Warriors.

Just a few rounds already meant he was about to surpass himself.

Ji Heng: “…” This had something to do with his superpower, which was quite unfair.

…

God’s eye view audience watched as they were about to clash, finding it hard not to hold their breath.

The hosts analyzed Hu Ping and Xiang Cha’s objectives; the team match had two hosts, each playing a role.

As of now, Hu Ping had been in command, but no one knew his style, though they knew his thinking was rather erratic, “Quite hard to predict. Logically, they should be playing for time to collect more resources.”

“Xiang Cha has remained steady as always, they have a numerical advantage, a 3-1-1 combination, thus no matter what, they’ll at least secure some resources.”

“Speaking of which, Ah Ping and Ji Er’s bond is genuinely good, they can banter even during battle.”

The two hosts teased the Vegetable Farmers’ teammate-trapping mode.

The audience chuckled.

“Lilei’s prediction was spot-on.”

“Imagining oneself on the field… can’t think of anything.”

“Very impressed with each team’s commander.”

“Brother Ping is too steady. When the cat made a sound, subconsciously, I thought they needed to make a move to cover it up.”

“Without a coach, they might have moved, unaware. Teams with coaches basically don’t make such basic mistakes.”

“Actually, Xiang Cha might look down a bit on Su Xiaocai. After all, Su Xiaocai is only in his teens, lacks experience, who knows if there’s support behind.”

“Experience? They don’t believe Su Xiaocai is the top designer of Extraordinary Island, that’s for sure.”

“That’s not how it is, with the coach I hired, sometimes they overlook things that aren’t explained. Or maybe the lectures were over, they forgot, so on the field, it’s all about one’s own awareness. Not like playing games with chances to retry.”

“Hey, seems like many players among the audience are screen-peeking.”

“This battle is definitely worth watching; everyone’s quality is not bad.”

…

Peony and Lu Ju had already returned to the camp, dropped their stuff, and were heading to the furthest resource point.

One against two, whether Ji Heng has a chance of winning.

During the patient wait, Li Leilei wasn’t idle, assembling drones while constantly monitoring underground creatures.

Even more bombastic, she was actually probing a monster hidden underground.

Using geological instrument fluctuations, seeing what frequencies the monster is more sensitive to, this probing yielded some results.

Because Li Leilei’s side was quite dull, the audience saw little attention there, and God’s eye view couldn’t clearly discern what Li Leilei was doing.

…

“Here it comes.” Li Shanchun’s arrival was loud, and everyone in Xiang Cha noticed him.

“Underpants.” Xiang Cha.

“It’s red underpants.” My Red Underpants angrily scolded the captain; the team members weren’t willing to call that name. As a captain, he couldn’t be ashamed.

Hu Ping didn’t back down against the crazy opponents, boldly said: “Da Chun, lure him.”

Audience: ???

“Lure,” such a niche term.

Li Shanchun: “I’m here!”

The standard mecha carried a canopy full of sticky, clumped-together mass.

Confronted, Li Shanchun straightforwardly threw the canopy over.

A huge blob of “poop” spread out, covering My Red Underpants from head to toe.

Known as poop, it was actually water and mud squeezed incidentally, mixed with nutrition pills, highly resembling freshly excreted feces, truly disgusting.

Watching the live, Xing Miao and Feng Wansha covered their faces—truly typical Hu Ping; even Li Shanchun, a juvenile in the middle of his teenage phase, was turned into a toe-scratching brute.

The audience speculated whether Li Shanchun in real life was scruffy with facial hair.

My Red Underpants quickly dodged, and the mecha tilted and bounced off.

But ultimately couldn’t escape the spreading range of the poop.

The side of the mecha was coated with many speckles of poop.

My Red Underpants’ rage boiled, seeing the mecha as the Mecha Master’s wife.

“Wife” getting dirty felt like being cheated on in a romantic sense; unbearable, intolerable. The Vegetable Farmers were a bunch stirring fecal matter, specializing in organic fertilizers.

Xiang Cha: “Underpants, don’t fight him, get back first.” Unfortunately, the command was too late.

My Red Underpants decisively chose to fight.

Nobody had weapons; My Red Underpants’ mecha performance had an absolute advantage.

But Li Shanchun, having undergone so much “senior” torment, was no pushover.

As Underpants approached, Li Shanchun braked, immediately flew back, then jumped behind a big rock; his mecha couldn’t fight, but he could certainly hide.

Underpants coldly smiled; the detector showed only one lifeform behind the rock, hiding didn’t help Li Shanchun.

He took to the skies, choosing aerial assault on ground targets.

As the mecha lifted off, a sturdy alloy rope looped in from the side, tightening.

My Red Underpants’ mecha stumbled before stabilizing.

Where the rope came from, My Red Underpants quickly tried to break free.

Wu Feiyang had waited for this moment, solidly flooring My Red Underpants attempting to escape.

Li Shanchun seized the chance to charge forward.

Xiang Cha and Cat Grass couldn’t care less now; Underpants was their strongest combat power—losing him would be problematic.

The five clashed, fighting was a mess—uh, not flattering.

The audience wore expressions akin to the grandpa in the subway watching his phone; no matter how serious the team, against the Vegetable Farmers, becoming comical was inevitable.

My Red Underpants cursed, while adorable Da Chun’s mouth opened and closed.

“Despicable, shameless, you Vegetable Farmers have real skill, less scheming, compete fair and square. The kind of coach trains the kind of players.”

“Blah blah blah, charge, if I can’t beat you, I can still disgust you to death. I will win; all I need is to win.” Li Shanchun kept hypnotizing himself, believing his approach was justified as long as it wasn’t cheating, any tactic was permissible.

All’s fair in war.

And Hu Ping took advantage of the chaos, stealthily detoured, snagging the resources.

Xiang Cha and Wu Feiyang, Li Shanchun gradually exchanged blows fiercely.

Li Shanchun’s weapon punctured several holes in their mecha.

Underpants’ actions were restricted by the rope; without a weapon, he was at a disadvantage, forced to untie it.

By the time Underpants was free, the resources had disappeared, and Hu Ping had joined the brawl.

Close combat without weapons left Miracle Patchi at a disadvantage; even My Red Underpants was suppressed by Hu Ping.

“Retreat.” Xiang Cha gritted his teeth, prioritizing preserving strength; Lu Ju and Peony already secured resources, not lacking a bit of time.

But Li Shanchun’s mind focused on entangling his opponent; three frantically chased them.

Suddenly, Li Leilei’s voice echoed through the comms, urgently telling Hu Ping to leave quickly; the underground monster was emerging.

Hu Ping and Wu Feiyang swiftly slid and pulled Li Shanchun apart, each pulling him and sprinting away at lightning speed.

My Red Underpants saw this, intending to chase but was blocked by Xiang Cha sensing something off, “Leave.”

The Vegetable Farmers clearly held the upper hand; choosing not to pursue indicated a threat of irresistible power.

Xiang Cha’s intuition was correct; the ground shook.

The thick soil boiled like water, something underneath seemed to call out from within.

A giant beast burst out from underground, its form akin to a Bobbit worm, with deep white teeth glaring under the light.

“Woa cow, woa cow.” Originally pulled along, Li Shanchun and My Red Underpants simultaneously spat out expletives.

Then grabbed teammates and ran as fast as possible.

Host: “Hahaha, the wildlings’ brawl wasn’t fun, colossal creature intervening in multiple matches, is this AI-generated computation?”

Audience comments: “I’m dying laughing, Vegetable Farmers in team matches are always hilarious.”

Xing Miao asked Feng Wansha: “What do you think?”

Feng Wansha smirked, “What can I think, we’re definitely winning.”

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