Chapter 136 - XiaXia & Leston 1: Did you see where my eyes went?
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Chapter 136: XiaXia & Leston 1: Did you see where my eyes went?
Leston was an otaku. He always thought he was different, especially before Lydney came, he was the most educated person in the Vagrant. As one of the best military university graduates in the Empire, Leston was even a little conceited and lacked interest in the outside world. He believed that the outside world was dull and uninteresting, and had no attraction for him at all, even less comfortable than a lunch break.
He could stay in the house all day and depend on a book, a nanocomputer person and their sofa or soft bed. The reasons why he didn’t want to go out were straightforward, and even some were very puzzling, such as being too lazy to move, social phobia, or fear of being sunburnt after going out, etc. And Leston’s reason for not wanting to go out was simple too – he thought he was too handsome and would be watched.
Until one day, there were several new members in the Vagrant, Auguste’s plant JianJian, and Lydney’s plant XiaXia.
Leston began to understand that there was still a small ancestor in the world waiting to torture him every day.
The meeting between XiaXia and Leston was fantastic.
It was the night they left Flower Street in Auguste.
Leston chewed bananas and watched pornography in the hall – the disc Carl brought back on the black market.
As a single man for hundreds of years, or an otaku, Leston would undoubtedly have some physical needs, but he never went out to find someone else, at most on the Internet to get some resources to eat and clothe.
After all, Leston thought he was still a very conservative man – the future of Starcraft was really open, but Leston was still stubborn and wanted to marry his loved ones and stay together forever. He wanted to leave the best of himself to his loved ones, rather than fooling around when he wanted to.
Before Leston arrived on the Vagrant, his conservatism was often laughed at by his classmates and colleagues, who thought he was too dirty to be crushed. But since Leston arrived on the Vagrant, he was reassured that the ship was full of single men for hundreds of years. Although there was a married Jamie, Jamie’s wife was dead, and he was so loyal, and that feeling was that he knew him. Aguste became stronger when he fell in love with JianJian.
Auguste was so miserable that he turned JianJian into a man. Otherwise, he would spend his whole life facing a potted plant.
Leston shook his head and sighed, and the deafening groans in the hall did not arouse half his interest. He stuffed half of the banana into his mouth, got up from the deck chair and prepared to go back to his room to sleep, but carelessly stepped on something.
The thing made a crisp “crack” sound, and some feet were hammering. Leston removed the soles of his feet. His shoes and floor were pulled out of some blood-red mucus. Leston frowned and squatted down to scrutinize the thing.
As a result, the sound of something falling from the floor, like a small ball, fell on the floor and made a “grunting” sound. It was somewhat dull and not at all pleasant. At this time, the light in the hall was somewhat dim, but the sound was somewhat gloomy and terrible.
Leston walked up to the sound and found several staring big, bloodshot eyes on the smooth floor, staring steadily at Leston, the big yellow screen behind him.
“XiaXia?” Leston frowned and picked up the eyes from the ground. Just then, when the yellow film on the big screen was finished, Leston turned off the projection and then went around the hall without finding XiaXia’s shadow.
And the eyeballs he just picked up disappeared.
But Leston was sure that what he had just seen was not an illusion. The senses of touch and hearing were too real. How did XiaXia’s eye come to the hall? XiaXia’s body was not there, was it because the door was not locked before Lydney left, so XiaXia’s eye rolled over?
Leston decided to go and see for himself.
The crew’s rooms weren’t too far apart from each other. Lydney’s room was behind his cabin. Leston walked over and saw that half of Lydney’s door was not closed. Leston leaned his head slightly into the crack and looked at XiaXia on the table.
At this point, Leston smiled with interest – XiaXia eyes were completely closed.
He seemed to be pretending to be asleep, but Leston, as a semi-academic bully, also knew that the teardrop plant did not close its eyes completely when it was really asleep, so XiaXia must be pretending to be asleep.
Leston walked lightly into the room, and Lydney’s room was paved with thick stalls. Leston could not make a sound when he stepped on it.
After approaching XiaXia, Leston slowly bent down and stared at it for a long time. Perhaps XiaXia thought that he had deceived Leston, so a few minutes later, XiaXia quietly opened several eyes to see if Leston was gone.
As a result, when he opened his eyes, he saw two eyes that were also wide open. This time, he was shocked by XiaXia with countless eyes. He immediately closed his eyes and tried to pretend that he had never woken up.
After a long day, it seemed that there was really no movement. XiaXia opened all eyes and looked around.
The room was quiet, only the ticking sound of clocks and watches. Besides, there was no shadow. Did he just see an illusion?
“Wow!” Suddenly a head popped out from under the table and made a face – it was Leston hiding under the table.
XiaXia was really scared enough to urinate this time, but he was just a plant. He didn’t even have a heart, and his scare made him cry.
So when Leston finished his grimace, he saw a XiaXia eye, and countless tears sliding down his eyes, splashing dull water on the table.
Leston was stunned.
He actually made a potted plant cry??!!
Leston began to panic. He touched XiaXia’s body and tried to comfort him, but he was shoved away by XiaXia with a branch: “XiaXia… Are you all right?”
But XiaXia just twisted in a direction and continued to cry. Without Leston, Leston was embarrassed and went around XiaXia. “Well, I can compensate you…”
Compensation?
He thought about it and stopped crying. He felt that the movie Leston had seen in the hall was good. They say that the eyes are the windows of the soul and that XiaXia was always staring at Leston’s nanocomputer. Leston has to shake his right hand and ask, “Do you want to type?”
XiaXia blinked.
So Leston took off his nanocomputer wrist and handed it to XiaXia. XiaXia tapping a line of small words on the transparent screen with XiaXia of his eyeball, Leston looked at it and could not help but readout, “I – want – see…Film? Watching movies? What movie do you watch?”
He stared at Leston XiaXia as if he were saying to him, “What are you pretending to be pure? So, XiaXia typed a line of small words on his nanocomputer: “Yellow film, don’t tell me you don’t have it.”
Leston: “…”
He wondered why a potted plant would be interested in yellow slices.
Can plants grow? No. Can plants get hard? No. What’s the use of a yellow “perverted” film?
But Leston promised to compensate for his XiaXia, and he could not break his promise, so he left the hall with XiaXia in his arms to show him a film.
As a result, Leston found that XiaXia was a yellow film maniac. He had many eyeballs, so he asked Leston to find more than a dozen display screens for him. Each display screen had different yellow films. Several eyeballs watched a yellow movie with great interest.
“XiaXia…” Leston waved in front of XiaXia. “What’s the point of looking at this?”
XiaXia talked with his branches low, “click” a few times in the light of the brain knocked out a sentence: “I can’t be happy, can’t you see it?!”
Leston: “…” There’s a good reason for nonsense. He can’t even refute it.
In this way, the Yellow Film Alliance between XiaXia and Leston was formed. Every night and day when Auguste went out, they watched pornographic films in the hall, in all styles, in all postures, in all kinds of props. Leston even made XiaXia typewriter screens and engaged in cross-species communication between plants and humans.
What about JianJian vines? XiaXia can type.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 137 (END) - XiaXia & Leston 2: Did you see where my eyes went?
- Chapter 136 - XiaXia & Leston 1: Did you see where my eyes went?
- Chapter 135 - Back to Cessie 2: I want to leave all my tears to you.
- Chapter 134 - Back to Cessie 1: I want to leave all my tears to you.
- Chapter 133 - Dean: Hell is next to heaven.
- Chapter 132 - The death of Uncle Ye and Palatine 5: another kind of rebirth, God loves all.
- Chapter 131 - The death of Uncle Ye and Palatine 4: another kind of rebirth, God loves all.
- Chapter 130 - The death of Uncle Ye and Palatine: another kind of rebirth, God loves all.
- Chapter 129 - The death of Uncle Ye and Palatine 2: another kind of rebirth, God loves all.
- Chapter 128 - The death of Uncle Ye and Palatine 1: another kind of rebirth, God loves all.
- Chapter 127 - Please do not forget my sincere love
- Chapter 126 - You are my little star
- Chapter 125 - She’s coming back
- Chapter 124 - Our bodies will turn into stars to light the dangerous darkness for you.
- Chapter 123 - Great Sword!
- Chapter 122 - Dragon must not be touched.
- Chapter 121 - The Elf said, “Let there be light.”
- Chapter 120 - I’ll take you to catch fish.
- Chapter 119 - A Big Monster
- Chapter 118 - Veteran driver. Ouch – Dirty Master
- Chapter 117 - What messy things have you learned?
- Chapter 116 - A Super Large Planet
- Chapter 115 - Do worms eat worms?
- Chapter 114 - Embrace in Ashes
- Chapter 113 - Annual Welfare
- Chapter 112 - With a belt and two dogs
- Chapter 111 - A dragon dog took it.
- Chapter 110 - Prelude to the Final War
- Chapter 109 - Little Secrets
- Chapter 108 - A bunch of white roses
- Chapter 107 - Dark gel
- Chapter 106 - What a big eye!
- Chapter 105 - Magnetic Storm Comes
- Chapter 104 - Learn magic together
- Chapter 103 - Why is it so crowded here?
- Chapter 102 - Playing with Guns = Sleep = Philosophy
- Chapter 101 - Brother and Brother
- Chapter 100 - There’s no shame!
- Chapter 99 - Was he really fat?
- Chapter 98 - Pier: I’m not heavy, really…
- Chapter 97 - Let you touch
- Chapter 96 - Got into trouble again
- Chapter 95 - They all changed
- Chapter 94 - wearing underwear inside out
- Chapter 93 - XiaXia: Where are my eyes?
- Chapter 92 - Wilderness is exciting!
- Chapter 91 - The old driver drove
- Chapter 90 - You’re carrying me on your back.
- Chapter 89 - Emerging Hooligans
- Chapter 88 - Large Carnivorous Animals
- Chapter 87 - Love Your Plants
- Chapter 86 - Teased in the Bathroom
- Chapter 85 - JianJian’s relatives
- Chapter 84 - Those who have light in their hearts can eventually cross the swamp of darkness.
- Chapter 83 - JianJian grew up, not deceived
- Chapter 82 - Black Raven: Come and play. I’ll fight you to the death!
- Chapter 81 - Hai’an: You can’t beat my beautiful
- Chapter 80 - Lorenzo: I’m a villain
- Chapter 79 - Alexia
- Chapter 78 - Aphrodisiac
- Chapter 77 - JianJian, look at me, what are you afraid of?
- Chapter 76 - Beloved
- Chapter 75 - Hooligans’ Daily
- Chapter 74 - Bloody Air Garden
- Chapter 73 - You are a hooligan
- Chapter 72 - I saw her part 2
- Chapter 71 - I saw her
- Chapter 70 - Auguste: You hurt me
- Chapter 69
- Chapter 68 - Lydney… I like you…
- Chapter 67 - I heard that Lydney was bitten by Carl
- Chapter 66 - tanghulu candies are eaten by licking.
- Chapter 65 - Your good friend [Uncle Ye] is online.
- Chapter 64 - My greatest hobby is playing with nuns…
- Chapter 63 - JianJian’s dad, feed bananas to him quickly
- Chapter 62 - Wear couple’s clothes to accompany you shopping
- Chapter 61 - Are you wearing this skirt or not?
- Chapter 60 - “Augu ~”
- Chapter 59 - Continuous Snapping
- Chapter 58 - White things overflow the corners of the mouth
- Chapter 57 - Bite your finger
- Chapter 56 - Start a gourmet planet
- Chapter 55 - To win, you have to bleed
- Chapter 54 - A Tomorrow without Smoke
- Chapter 53 - Final Expeditionary Force
- Chapter 52 - Hello, Xiao Pang 1 serves you
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 50 - Don’t cry, I’ll be distressed.
- Chapter 49 - Open your mouth and feed you dirt
- Chapter 48 - White and tender
- Chapter 47 - The night before the little Hai’an
- Chapter 46 - Two goblins
- Chapter 45 - The delicacies of black elves
- Chapter 44 - I seem to like him
- Chapter 43 - The way in which everyone becomes human.
- Chapter 42 - Someone has changed into a VIP!
- Chapter 41 - How dirty you are!
- Chapter 40 - Can’t you hug me?
- Chapter 39 - Meaty-pink Monster Planet
- Chapter 38 - I have a flower on my head.
- Chapter 37 - Kiss you and keep me company.
- Chapter 36 - Black Market War
- Chapter 35 - Pull your sword! Have a nice fight!
- Chapter 34 - Ha ha ha ha. Look at the egg
- Chapter 33 - Kicking and pain
- Chapter 32 - Whoa, Whoa, Who is Big Money Pit?
- Chapter 31 - Dean: You seem to be saying I’m handsome.
- Chapter 30 - Please let me cry
- Chapter 29 - Please let me cry
- Chapter 28 - Smile is yours. Love is mine.
- Chapter 27 - JianJian is drinking your milk.
- Chapter 26 - It was stolen. Now it was found.
- Chapter 25 - XiaXia, You have many eyes.
- Chapter 24 - Fishing, suction, hydrolysis and Thirst Relief bar
- Chapter 23 - Red, Red, Red, let me have a bite
- Chapter 22 - Idiot, let me mend your knife
- Chapter 21 - Psychological reactions of liquid
- Chapter 20 - Brandishing shameless aliens
- Chapter 19 - Stream excavates a heap of aliens
- Chapter 18 - Foot Control Welfare. Do you have enough hair?
- Chapter 17 - Gone with the wind. Let me take you for a walk.
- Chapter 16 - The world is so beautiful.
- Chapter 15 - I grow hot!
- Chapter 14 - Entanglement to hold hands
- Chapter 13 - Touch your coquettish appearance without me.
- Chapter 12 - Star Marshal
- Chapter 11 - Would you like to make eggs for me?
- Chapter 10 - Walk around. Go around.
- Chapter 9 - Fly away. You can’t eat this chicken leg
- Chapter 8 - Vehicles and cars take you flying
- Chapter 7 - Do you want to eat me?
- Chapter 6 - Dump water on your face and wash your feet
- Chapter 5 - Friendship Tips: Bitter and Good Maintenance
- Chapter 4 - The owner of the plant
- Chapter 3 - Do you see my beauty?
- Chapter 2 - Eggs and More Eggs
- Chapter 1 - Immortality