Chapter 1: Chapter 1 – Mini Worlds Gaming Console (1)
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Ding dong… ding dong…
The ear-piercing chimes of the doorbell rang out incessantly, rousing Ren Suo from his slumber. He muttered something under his breath, rubbed his eyes groggily and turned to his side as he went back to sleep.
The doorbell continued to ring on. At this point, Ren Suo could also feel a faint dampness spreading across his right cheek – his face was touching the drool on his pillow when he turned over.
A combination of disgust and the frustration from the doorbell chimes finally woke Ren Suo. He rubbed away the offensive secretion from the corners of his eyes, put on his slippers and walked over to slide open the security latch. Opening the door wide, he was greeted by a deliveryman outside, dressed in his red and white uniform.
“Here’s your parcel,” said the deliveryman. “Please acknowledge here.”
Ren Suo seemed to recall something – his heart instantly leapt in excitement. Hurriedly, he unlocked the security gate, signed the necessary, collected the parcel and brought the large box into his house. Without skipping a beat, he found a small knife and eagerly went about unboxing the parcel!
“Hehehe…” Ren Suo rubbed his palms as his eyes lit with excitement. He slit the plastic wrapper around the large box and with utmost sincerity, he received his dream bride for the past twenty-two years with utter affection –
A home cinematic gaming console!
As a healthy, vigorous young man in the best years of his youth and bursting with boundless energy, Ren Suo was like most others. He yearned above all else to own a gaming console that he could play whenever he wished.
However, he did not come from a wealthy family growing up. Moreover, his parents had refrained from buying him gaming consoles to ensure that he focused his energy on his studies.
When he entered university, Ren Suo had to buy a laptop for his studies and internship, leaving him without any spare cash for gaming purchases. What’s more, it wasn’t convenient to keep a gaming console in his dormitory.
Now, Ren Suo was a Year Four undergraduate on the cusp of joining the workforce, having found a job and made graduation plans. Furthermore, Ren Suo’s eldest uncle was letting out his apartment in the heart of Lianjiang to Ren Suo at a highly-discounted token rate. Looking at it, Ren Suo finally has a place to call his own in Lianjiang. Well, somewhat.
Since there were still a couple of months to go before graduation and work, Ren Suo bought a gaming system, Hell4, off an online shop with the little cash that he had earned during internship. It was time for him to enjoy the exhilaration of the current hottest and most explosive work!
Yet as Ren Suo unboxed the parcel, what greeted him was not the familiar packaging of Hell4 that he seen time and again on the Internet, but rather…
A round, black steel container?
He lifted the circular container cautiously. An icy cool sensation spread across his palms and travelled like a cool current to dissipate the heat of his body. Lianjiang had turned warmer in March; to save on the electricity bills, Ren Suo would time the air-conditioner to turn off after one and a half hours even in these hot summer nights. Each morning, he would be awoken by the sweltering heat.
This box looked no bigger than the typical Danish butter cookie tins. However, Ren Suo couldn’t find the lid on the container; it seemed like a solid circular block.
But as Ren Suo held it in his hand and felt its weight, he sensed that it wasn’t very heavy. It definitely didn’t have a solid steel core.
Ren Suo flipped the circular box over and saw that in the middle of the other side was a concave depression that could be turned – just like one of those money-scamming capsule toys. Without a moment’s hesitation, Ren Suo turned the knob in the depression.
A loud snap rang out, scaring the wits out of Ren Suo. He noticed a deep crack that formed along the cross section of the circular box, in the shape of an ‘X’. Watts of vapour emitted from the cracks like dry ice, which caused the circular box to disintegrate and reveal the object within.
Ren Suo held up the circular black steel lid that he turned earlier to inspect it, and saw that on its inside was a mortise and tenon structure that lined the rim. When he turned it earlier, he had released the core mechanism that held the mortise and tenon in place, thereby causing the structure to collapse.
Although Ren Suo could make some sense out of it, he couldn’t understand how a person could have spent so much effort on a mere storage box to create emitting vapour from it. That person must have been dying of boredom!
Inside that box lay a strange, round machine. It was pure black in colour and its exterior looked like a heap of vinyl records stacked together.
Ren Suo scraped at the side of the machine, feeling the layers upon layers of metal beneath his fingernails. Indeed, there was a pitifully tiny crack between each layer, which was too small even for his fingernails to dig into.
“This can’t be Hell4, can it?”
Ren Suo was stunned. Swiftly, he took out his phone and found the customer service on the online shopping platform and texted, “Hello.”
Customer Service, “Dearest CatMall customer, this is the official customer service for Hell Co. The collector’s limited edition Hell4Ever Unparalleled is currently available for pre-order (please clic.k here for more details); 50% off for hot games (please clic.k here for more details); Hell Store web card (please clic.k here for more details); delivery by CatMall – to the furthest areas (may take up to 10 days – to check delivery information, please clic.k here for more details).
Ren Suo, “Are you there?”
Customer Service, “Hi there, yes I am. How may I help you?”
Ren Suo, “The thing is this: I think the Hell4 console that I received is a different model from the one I ordered…”
Customer Service, “Alright, please hold on a moment. Let me check for you…”
Thirty seconds later, the customer service personnel replied, “Dear customer, it seems when you bought the Hell4 gaming system, it automatically utilised the 888-off-2000 discount voucher. However, the CatMall platform did not deduct the discount at check-out. When the message was relayed to the back-end service personnel, they mistook it as you having bought the 2888 Hell 4PRO version. That’s why the Lianjiang warehouse mailed out the Hell4PRO.”
Ren Suo replied, ” Huh? So you sent me the Hell 4PRO?”
Customer Service, “That’s right. If you’re not satisfied with it, you may get in touch with the After-Sales Refund Department in CatMall. However, you’ll forfeit the 888-off-2000 discount voucher that you used earlier. As a gesture of good will, however, Hell Co. is willing to offer you a 500-off-2000 discount voucher as compensation.”
Ren Suo glanced at the circular gaming system on his desk and hesitated.
“Let me try it out first. If I still don’t like it, then I’ll return it.”
“Sure, we accept unconditional refunds within seven days. When your refund is successful, you’ll automatically receive the discount voucher from Hell Games. If you like the product, please take a picture and leave a five-star review alright? ~”
Ren Suo kept his phone and began to fiddle with his new gaming system.
Nonetheless, Ren Suo still had his doubts. It’s not that he hasn’t heard about Hell4PRO; in fact, as the newest gaming system that had launched this year, Hell4PRO was an upgraded version of Hell4 with higher performance levels. Ren Suo had also been deliberating between Hell4 and Hell4PRO when the latter entered the market two days ago in Xuan Nation. But since he was embarrassingly short of money, he had chosen to buy Hell4 in the end.
But he recalled that Hell4PRO didn’t look like this model either!
“Forget it. I’ll try it out for now. Anyway, I can always return it…” With a ‘nothing-to-lose’ attitude, Ren Suo began to scrutinise the gaming system.
Very soon, he discovered three troubling problems.
Firstly, he could not find the power plug nor the power inlet for the gaming system.
Secondly, he could not find the audio and visual output cables, or any socket in the gaming system itself.
Thirdly, he could not find the controller.
“What shitty load of crap this is!” Ren Suo was flabbergasted. Just as he was about to complain to the Customer Service, the doorbell rang again.
He opened the door a deliveryman from CatMall standing outside.
“Here’s your parcel, please acknowledge.”
“Another parcel?” Ren Suo was rather baffled. He signed for the parcel and brought it in, before using his knife to swiftly tear it open.
Three seconds later, he was greeted by the packaging for Hell4PRO.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 262 - Holy Wine of Desires
- Chapter 261 - Fulfilling Mission Clearance Requirements Before The Deadline
- Chapter 260 - There’s No Turning Back Anymore
- Chapter 259 - The Earth Elf That Was Driven Into A Pillar
- Chapter 258 - You will never know who stands behind the goddess...
- Chapter 257 - Capturing The Hearts Of Both Men and Women
- Chapter 256 - Encountering the Countermeasure Division, Headcanon Expert
- Chapter 255 - Officially Verified, the Food Goddess of the Heavenly Palace
- Chapter 254 - Whoever dares to oppose the fleeing ghost stall would be crushed to ashes by the game
- Chapter 253 - God of Food
- Chapter 252 - Can You Be In a Relationship With Me?
- Chapter 251 - Little Nine-Tailed Fox
- Chapter 250 - Preparing A Reason
- Chapter 249 - To Fight Evil With Evil
- Chapter 248 - The Smile On His Face Disappeared Completely
- Chapter 247 - Just Feed Him Garbage
- Chapter 246 - Eating With A Ghost
- Chapter 245 - Don’t Think of Yourself as the Only Protagonist
- Chapter 244 - Desire For The Holy Grail
- Chapter 243 - Seasonings of Life
- Chapter 242 - Fleeing Ghost
- Chapter 241 - No More Free Games?
- Chapter 240 - Can’t be lying all together
- Chapter 239 - Sunk Into It
- Chapter 238 - Virtual Reality
- Chapter 237 - The Rhythm is Fun
- Chapter 236 - ‘Naisser Ren’s’ Photography Skills
- Chapter 235 - Just A Lucky Guy
- Chapter 234 - Say More, Ren Suo Really Likes It
- Chapter 233 - Entering the Mystery Realm (Part Two)
- Chapter 232 - Entering the Mystery Realm (Part One)
- Chapter 231 - Everything He Says Comes True
- Chapter 230 - “The Mage Under the World Tree” Begins
- Chapter 229 - What Other Reason Could There Be?
- Chapter 228 - – Difference In Strengths
- Chapter 227 - Extraordinary Sister
- Chapter 226 - Anything For Money, Even If It Is Ren Suo!
- Chapter 225 - Coupling System
- Chapter 224 - Promoted To A Level 4 Player!
- Chapter 223 - Legendary!
- Chapter 222 - The Mage Under The World Tree” Cleared!
- Chapter 221 - The True Capability of The Seeker
- Chapter 220 - All Scumbags Must Die
- Chapter 219 - External Aid
- Chapter 218 - They’re Male
- Chapter 217 - Silent Conversation
- Chapter 216 - I Love Writing Thesis Papers
- Chapter 215 - The Candy Siblings
- Chapter 214 - Revived
- Chapter 213 - Troubled
- Chapter 212 - I Can Only Master Myself
- Chapter 211 - Conquering the Checkpoint with People From Earth
- Chapter 210 - – Clone
- Chapter 209 - Do You Need It Urgently?
- Chapter 208 - Gu Yueyan’s Reaction
- Chapter 207 - – Moonlight at the Bottom of the Lake
- Chapter 206 - Encountering The Holy Grail!
- Chapter 205 - All Up to Something
- Chapter 204 - Gu Yueyan’s Request
- Chapter 203 - Mages Under the World Tree Will Never Be Too Far Away
- Chapter 202 - Holy Sword of Spine, Lost Vision
- Chapter 201 - Broken Free From the Game Character
- Chapter 200 - Benefit of Mystery Portals
- Chapter 199 - A New Force: The World Tree
- Chapter 198 - Appropriate Sense of Danger
- Chapter 197 - Game Character and the Jade Pendant
- Chapter 196 - Feigning Death
- Chapter 195 - Forbidden Skill, Activate!
- Chapter 194 - [Secret Records of Glorious Xuan (Chapter 1)]
- Chapter 193 - Forbidden Skills
- Chapter 192 - Road To Salvation
- Chapter 191 - Sacrifice or Salvation?
- Chapter 190 - Level 2 Researcher, Keyboard Warrior (2-in-1)
- Chapter 189 - Flirting
- Chapter 188 - I, Ren Suo, Have a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 187 - You Forced Me to Kill Your Entire Family
- Chapter 186 - Surreptitious Operation
- Chapter 185 - Battle in the Night
- Chapter 184 - The First Visitor on a Rainy Night
- Chapter 183 - You Have Surpassed 99% Of The World’s Upright Primates
- Chapter 182 - “Endless Intrusion” Cleared
- Chapter 181 - Targeting chat software
- Chapter 180 - Nine_Tailed_Fox.jpg
- Chapter 179 - I Will Not Let You Guys Be Harmed
- Chapter 178 - Battle of Immortals (Part 2)
- Chapter 177 - Battle of Immortals (Part 1)
- Chapter 176 - – No ‘B’ Credits Today
- Chapter 175 - None of My Business
- Chapter 174 - Why Is It So [Outstanding]
- Chapter 173 - This Is The Reaction Of The Heavenly Palace
- Chapter 172 - Are You From The Heavenly Palace?
- Chapter 171 - Activation of the Reiki Treasure of the Federation
- Chapter 170 - Ren Suo Wants To Stir Trouble Again
- Chapter 169 - Ren Suo Wants To Sell His Intelligence Information Again
- Chapter 168 - Clash Of Game Settings
- Chapter 167 - Intrusion (Part 3)
- Chapter 166 - – Intrusion (Part 2)
- Chapter 165 - Intrusion (Part 1)
- Chapter 164 - [Exclusive Level-Up Games (Level 3)] (3-in-1)
- Chapter 163 - Lingering Sense of Warmth
- Chapter 162 - A Gamble
- Chapter 161 - Left Hand Holding Onto The Right, Right Hand Holding Onto The Left
- Chapter 160 - Almost Fallen For Me
- Chapter 159 - It’s Been a While, Nine-Tailed Fox
- Chapter 158 - You Must Be Capable Enough To Take The Throne
- Chapter 157 - Jolted Awake
- Chapter 156 - Awakening
- Chapter 155 - Chase
- Chapter 154 - Accident
- Chapter 153 - Activation of the Reiki Treasure
- Chapter 152 - How Envious, How Amazing
- Chapter 151 - Heavenly, Palace
- Chapter 150 - The Gift is the Gatling Gun!
- Chapter 149 - Family
- Chapter 148 - Lucky Winner
- Chapter 147 - Level 3 Player, Side Mission
- Chapter 146 - Red Aurora Seen in Tianjing City
- Chapter 145 - Cultivation with the Heart of Heaven
- Chapter 144 - “Passing Hats” Game Cleared
- Chapter 143
- Chapter 142 - Beating The Rebellious Teen
- Chapter 141 - The Shadow Of The Ambulance
- Chapter 140 - Trial of the Hats
- Chapter 139 - Trade-in
- Chapter 138 - Secret Records of Glorious Xuan
- Chapter 137 - Unlimited Fried Chicken Set
- Chapter 136 - Aura of Cats
- Chapter 135 - Flying Bird
- Chapter 134 - The First Fish in the World
- Chapter 133 - Settlement
- Chapter 132 - “The All-devouring Soul” Cleared!
- Chapter 131 - An Attack That Separates The Sea And Abuses The Angel
- Chapter 130 - Take A Hit From Me!
- Chapter 129 - Monkey King
- Chapter 128 - Red and Blue Trump Card
- Chapter 127 - Undercurrent
- Chapter 126 - Before The Clearance
- Chapter 125 - Nine-Tailed Fox Support Team
- Chapter 124 - The Seeker In Reality
- Chapter 123 - The All-devouring Artifact
- Chapter 122 - National Treasure
- Chapter 121 - – Adding And Patching
- Chapter 120 - Best Observation Target
- Chapter 119 - Will The Heavenly Palace Enter The World?
- Chapter 118 - The Descent of the Nine-Tailed Fox
- Chapter 117 - Incomplete Reiki Treasure
- Chapter 116 - An Encounter By Chance
- Chapter 115 - Benefitting from the Information Gap
- Chapter 114 - Dark Blue Trump Card
- Chapter 113 - Fooling A Small Loli
- Chapter 112 - Re-Encounter With Kallen
- Chapter 111 - Becoming A Special Consultant
- Chapter 110 - The Identity of “Naisser_Ren” Has Been Exposed
- Chapter 109 - The Heavenly Palace Is Very Powerful
- Chapter 108 - Real-life In-game Purchase
- Chapter 107 - We Are Sure That He Is A Reborn!
- Chapter 106 - True Communication with the Fist
- Chapter 105 - Meeting the Earth Elf Again
- Chapter 104 - The Crimson Trump Card, A True Trump Card!
- Chapter 103 - The Elf Protection Act
- Chapter 102 - Upgraded Reiki Vein
- Chapter 101 - – Reiki Treasure
- Chapter 100 - The Hopes of the Pangolin
- Chapter 99 - Worse Than A Pangolin
- Chapter 98 - -Why Did the Gods Speak Mandarin?
- Chapter 97 - One of the Reborn?
- Chapter 96 - The Tiles Of The Female Washroom
- Chapter 95 - Afterimage
- Chapter 94 - A Smelly Sock Too?!
- Chapter 93 - Evolutionary Option
- Chapter 92 - Deities Are Real
- Chapter 91 - How Do I Pretend I Had No Idea?
- Chapter 90 - School Medic
- Chapter 89 - The All-Devouring Soul
- Chapter 88 - Special Lucky Draw Event
- Chapter 87 - : In Big Trouble
- Chapter 86 - Passed! New Month!
- Chapter 85 - Fatty Would Like You To Relay A Message (Part Two)
- Chapter 84 - Fatty Would Like You To Relay A Message (Part One)
- Chapter 83 - Almost Scammed
- Chapter 82 - 2 Merit Points
- Chapter 81 - Why Don’t You Believe It?
- Chapter 80 - No Feeling
- Chapter 79 - Why did it have to be me?
- Chapter 78 - Time for Change! Golden Ranger!
- Chapter 77 - Plug-in, Forming A Team
- Chapter 76 - Silent Treatment
- Chapter 75 - The Tour Around The Television Drama Location
- Chapter 74 - – Family Comedy Drama
- Chapter 73 - Poverty Calms A Person
- Chapter 72 - Holy Priest: Survival Battle
- Chapter 71 - Video Refresh
- Chapter 70 - The Start Of The Game
- Chapter 69 - Kill and Destroy
- Chapter 68 - The Ren Tribe of Luoyang
- Chapter 67 - A Matter of Paths
- Chapter 66 - Opening the Treasure Chest; He is Called Ren (2-in-1)
- Chapter 65 - – Level Two Player
- Chapter 64 - Holiday, Upload Appraisal!
- Chapter 63 - March On, Cross Over My Dead Body
- Chapter 62 - Appraisal, Grain Rain Discounts
- Chapter 61 - The Blessings of the Ancestors!
- Chapter 60 - So It’s A Game Developed By BOSS?
- Chapter 59 - Starving Ghost
- Chapter 58 - Trace of the Demons
- Chapter 57 - I Am Actually So Great and Mighty
- Chapter 56 - What on Earth, Exploiting Nature
- Chapter 55 - White-Eyebrowed Ma Liang and The Goddess of the Luo River, Mi Fei
- Chapter 54 - Saving Cao Zhi and Finding…The Goddess of the River of Luo?
- Chapter 53 - This Is Not A Historical Game!
- Chapter 52 - Education is a Problem
- Chapter 51 - I Am Still A Kid
- Chapter 50 - Countermeasure Division Team 3
- Chapter 49 - Saved File Gone to Waste
- Chapter 48 - Why Did You Mess With Cao Cao Alone…
- Chapter 47 - Why Can’t I Witness the Process? Did You Delete It?
- Chapter 46 - run-hit-run
- Chapter 45 - A Turn-based Game?!
- Chapter 44 - Mating, Mating, The Purpose Is To Mate!
- Chapter 43 - The Endless Battle
- Chapter 42 - : Free Reward!
- Chapter 41 - What Kind of People Were Supporting Them?
- Chapter 40 - The People’s Goddess (3)
- Chapter 39 - The People’s Goddess (2)
- Chapter 38 - The People’s Goddess (1)
- Chapter 37 - You Can Even Make This Into A Movie?
- Chapter 36 - : Chapter 36: The Dilemma
- Chapter 35 - The Free Game Of The Month Has Been Updated!
- Chapter 34 - Young People, Train Diligently, Don’t Daydream
- Chapter 33 - Huh? Good-for-nothing?
- Chapter 32 - Slept With One
- Chapter 31 - What? I am Hitting on a Girl?
- Chapter 30 - Knowledge From Understood But Unspoken Experience
- Chapter 29 - – Clothing and Lock
- Chapter 28 - Get Them in Bed!
- Chapter 27 - Awakening?
- Chapter 26 - Getting to Know About Reiki
- Chapter 25 - Training Camp
- Chapter 24 - Louder, I Can’t Hear You
- Chapter 23 - - The Beginning
- Chapter 22 - The Young Man, Yu Kuangtu
- Chapter 21 - Needless Routines
- Chapter 20 - Shot to Death?
- Chapter 19 - Improving One’s Physical Abilities
- Chapter 18 - : April Fools’ Appraisal
- Chapter 17 - : I am Weak
- Chapter 16 - A Strong Warrior Ascends 10,000 Meters
- Chapter 15 - New Game Acquired!
- Chapter 14 - Key Acquired! (2)
- Chapter 13 - : Key Acquired! (1)
- Chapter 12 - A Stirring in the Heart
- Chapter 11 - The Victoria Intelligence Agency and the Extraordinaires
- Chapter 10 - The Heavenly Debate
- Chapter 9 - The Maturing Hitman
- Chapter 8 - Acting as Lamperouge Family’s Butler
- Chapter 7 - – Special Achievement: Obsessed with a Lolicon
- Chapter 6 - Celestial Palace
- Chapter 5 - Loading Save File
- Chapter 4 - This Game’s Pretty Interesting (2)
- Chapter 3 - This Game’s Pretty Interesting (1)
- Chapter 2 - Mini Worlds Gaming Console (2)
- Chapter 1 - Mini Worlds Gaming Console (1)