Chapter 7

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My new neighbor greeted me with a big meat stick.

ACT 7

His army buddy sent him an Amway1 link, and just after he clicked it, Luo Kaichao couldn’t help but want to smash his hand. “Fuck, this little girl is really hot!” It made his heart itch while his cock itched too. He couldn’t help but take out the big bulge under his trousers to touch.

Not long after, another message came, “Solo is not as good as a crowd. Company commander, I know that there’s no woman near your house. It’s 11 o’clock, and the takeout girls won’t go out anymore. Hahaha!”

“Loathsome guy,2 when I return to the barracks the day after tomorrow, you’ll be in trouble.”

But… He touched his chin, and remembered the fair and tender buttocks in the elevator today. Who said there was no woman near his house? Wasn’t there one today?

Luo Kaichao’s tanned and cheerful face couldn’t help but rippled to a lewd smile, and went directly to ring the neighbor’s door bell.

Well, it’s a man’s nature to do what his little head says!3

What a good neighbor. I don’t think my new neighbor would mind having some late night threesome. I did say I would need his advice. Hehe.

“Who…still rings the doorbell so late at night. So annoying…” Yin Shuang Shuang, who had just fallen asleep after she put on a face mask was awakened by the doorbell. She yawned and opened the door. What had appeared frightened her so suddenly that she couldn’t say a word of reproach!

A man she didn’t know was in front of her, with his bronze upper body bare and wearing a tight black boxer underwear…with his meat stick jutting out being rolled by him.

“I’m sorry, little beauty. I really can’t hold it in anymore. I didn’t bother you, did I? Is Yi En here? How about we have a 3p?”4 The almost naked Luo Kaichao hit her with a fast ball with his words that knocked her sanity off.

There’s only one thought that echoed in her heart, how…can such a cheerful and upright face say such rogue words.

“Big sis, sister?” Luo Kaichao’s hand was waving in front of her face.

The already dried face mask fell off at this moment, and Yin Shuang Shuang’s face with her gaping mouth in an o-shape was exposed.

Luo Kaichao’s heart quivered. This face is really his type ah. Today he is really blessed! But where have I seen it before? How come she’s so familiar!

“Yi, Yi En is not here. You should go!” After Yin Shuan Shuan recovered her senses, she closed the door with lightning speed.

Luo Kaichao couldn’t help but collapse his shoulder as he sighed at his still firm and trembling meat stick.

Like a jolt of lightning struck his brain, this, was this not the fallen angel’s face that made his dick too hard?!

“Open the door, you open the door!” Luo Kaichao reacted quickly and knocked on the door.

Yin Shuang Shuang’s face made a grimace at the door, “Smelly rascal!5 You think I’m stupid. I’m stupid enough to open the door for you before!” She didn’t know why the smelly rascal wanted to do her, what’s more, he wanted a 3p. In your dream!

The next moment, two beeps resounded and the door opened.

Holding a firm meat stick, Luo Kaichao came in and slammed the door shut.

“Who are you?! How did you get in here! Get out of here! Or I’ll call the security!”

“Hello, my name is Luo Kaichao. I’m your neighbor. We met at the elevator earlier. I couldn’t introduce myself to you at that time. Now I bring my big dick to introduce myself to you!” The tanned face also gave out a sunny smile as he took a big step forward.

Yin Shuang Shuang slowly retreated to a distance. “How did you get in? Go away, I’m going to call the security guard! Guards! Where’s the security guards? Why didn’t the alarm sound for malicious intrusion?!”

“I’m a soldier.”

“S…so what?” What’s with that answer. And shouldn’t soldiers protect the country, respect the old and love the young? What’s the matter with breaking into a private house at night?

“All I have to do is put my body fluid on the electronic sensor on the door lock, and I can enter your house.” Luo Kaichao moved closer with the stick.

What kind of divine operation is that… “You, you are breaking the law…”

“I didn’t violate any laws. The constitution grants legal rights and interest to military personnel. They can request sexual intercourse to any female at any time during their leave.”

“Can, can I refuse?” Yin Shuang Shuang looked at his big red meat stick and swallowed her saliva. This one was not much worse than the one in the morning! She will be ruined! No!!

“No, if you refuse. I have the right to report you. When you go to the military camp for service, you will still be fucked by me.”

“…..” What kind of world is this!

“Do you want to be taken by me now or go to the barracks together?” Luo Kaichao’s smile was extremely bright as his white teeth flashed, almost blinding her eyes.

TL Notes:

Any girl would swoon if she saw a big dog, but not if it was a horndog. I know I’m repeating myself, but boy… This world is nuts and I love being crazy along with it.

You know how there are cultures that like to give presents as greetings for their new neighbor? I feel like Shuangshuang was given that and more…

Hold on just a little more, Shuangshuang! Your time to shine will soon come.

A witch with a broken broom who’s struggling to fill her empty cauldron and have too much love for reading and sour foods.

1. Amway (安利): brand/ to recommend (a product)/to promote.
2. Loathsome guy (臭小子): smelly boy or naughty boy/despicable fellow.
3. T/N: To be led by his dick was the epitome of true man for Luo Kaichao.
4. 3p: Threesome.

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