Chapter Forty-Four: Incapable Ruler
Xiao Yu was not very interested in Yan Jin’s dull and tedious paperwork, but he had a lot of interest in the Autumn Release Conference. Even if he wasn’t willing to, Xiao Yu still forced himself to search for any related content from those densely packed paragraphs.
As if Yan Jin had seen through Xiao Yu’s torturous expression, he lifted his hand, took away the lengthy documents, and swapped it with another pile of documents that were covered with pictures.
“These should be more interesting. Play with these.” Yan Jin kind-heartedly explained to his hamster.
“Squeakkk!” It’s not time to play! Am I a hamster with no resolve?! I just want to see any news related to the Autumn Release Conference, okay?!
Xiao Yu turned to look at those colorful pictures in disapproval and stomped on them scornfully.
The moment he raised his foot, Xiao Yu realized that something wasn’t right.
Why were these documents so fancy? What were these? Why do these kinds of documents exist?
At a closer look, Xiao Yu was overjoyed. Those weren’t really documents – the thick pile of papers were actually a pile of design drafts.
Design drafts? Design drafts of what?
That question sounded a bit foolish. To have the chance to be placed on Yan Jin’s work desk at such a critical period, what else could those design drafts be? Obviously, they were the design drafts for the Autumn Release Conference!
Xiao Yu had already begun calculating the time. Today was Friday, September 12th. By the time Yan Jin brought these documents home, finished them off over the weekend, and brought them back to his company, they would be exactly two months away from the conference. Setting aside time for factory production and accounting for miscellaneous details, everything would take about half a month. That would mean that they had a month and a half left. There was sufficient time, so these drawings couldn’t be the latest ones.
For the upcoming Autumn Release Conference, aside from the exhibition for the new product releases, most companies would allocate some space for existing products that were already on the market. No companies would be an exception to this practice. Each company would use the exhibition as a chance to promote their best-selling products from the previous year. YL was one such case, except that the judgement of ‘best-sellers’ laid in Yan Jin’s hands.
This was where YL was different from SI. SI would base their decisions on the market sales data, making the need to go through their chairperson redundant.
Xiao Yu would not make any judgement on the merits and drawbacks for such arrangements. Any matters related to the company’s operational matters of philosophy had nothing to do with him, nor would he understand them. What he knew was whether a drawing was good or bad – That was his job scope.
It was just like a mathematics question that needed to be solved.
This pile of drawings had a total of thirty pieces, and every piece was the masterpiece of the world’s greatest designers. The sales volume and marketing related data were all stated in the side columns of the drawing – there was no need for Xiao Yu to analyze the data. He only needed to roughly understand the meaning behind those numbers and the additional requirements of having a unique platform such as the Autumn Release Conference. All the prerequisites were mentioned above, and they would select the five most suitable drawings to be displayed at the exhibition from there.
Five was a general numerical amount that Xiao Yu could understand. Even if YL was determined to be unconventional, they would not stray too far from that figure.
Yet Yan Jin passed those drawings to Xiao Yu as a plaything. Not that the chairperson would be worried that Xiao Yu would accidentally chew on it. After all, those were just photocopies – he could have as many as he wished; there was no need to worry about the cost of paper.
Under Yan Jin’s unrestrained actions, a mysterious scene unfolded.
Xiao Yu put down the drawing that were in his paw, wobbled his way over to Yan Jin’s hand and dipped his little paw into the ink bottle beside the fountain pen!
Yan Jin couldn’t stop his hamster in time. He looked on helplessly as that white little paw was stained black.
“Fishy!?”
Yan Jin had made a mistake. He had chosen to close the ink bottle first before reaching out to grab Xiao Yu. That move made him miss the opportunity to capture his hamster as Xiao Yu nimbly rolled over and successfully escaped his hands.
Xiao Yu, who had successfully made an escape, quickly ran onto the drawing, settled his butt on it, and stretched out his paw –
Boop.
The black little paw was pressed onto the drawing.
Although Yan Jin was mentally prepared to be tormented by Xiao Yu, when the chairman witnessed Xiao Yu’s method of torment, he couldn’t help but to be deeply shaken by it.
This is one hell of a mysterious hamster. Yan Jin could not refrain from ridiculing.
Yan Jin, whose attention was successfully diverted, put aside the work in his hand and devoted himself to watch as Xiao Yu fooled around.
Xiao Yu had wrecked one of the drawings, but did not touch the second one. He lowered himself to bite on that drawing, threw it aside, and revealed the next drawing.
Boop. Sealed.
Sshh. Thrown away.
The black-colored paw stopped on the top corner of the drawing as Xiao Yu lowered his head, throwing that drawing aside.
No sealing; he did not put a seal on that drawing.
Sshh. Thrown away.
This drawing had no seal either.
Initially, Yan Jin was only quietly watching his pet play around. Moments later, he couldn’t help but realize something.
Could he be selecting the drawings?
After watching for a few more seconds, Yan Jin felt that the possibilities were getting higher.
Chairman Yan picked up the few drawings that Xiao Yu had thrown aside. As expected, he arranged them neatly, flipped through them, and found that not all drawings had paw prints – only two drawings among those ten pieces had paw prints.
A coincidence? Yan Jin looked at Xiao Yu in bewilderment.
The expensive ink was splattered everywhere, yet Yan Jin did not seem to mind at all.
Very quickly, all thirty drawings were completely ‘evaluated’.
The ink on Xiao Yu’s paw was unclear by the fourth drawing. The hardworking Xiao Yu squeaked at Yan Jin, and the latter expressed his understanding as he opened up the ink bottle.
Xiao Yu unreservedly stuck his short little paw into the ink bottle and stirred in it.
All thirty drawings were now in Yan Jin’s hand. Chairman Yan frowned as he looked through them once again.
There were a total of seven drawings that Xiao Yu had sealed his paw print on. Six of those happened to be the choices that Yan Jin had in mind.
Hm, it must be coincidence.
Fishy had proven himself to be the hamster that he kept – he knew Yan Jin’s thoughts too well.
Yan Jin, who was deceiving himself, scooped Xiao Yu into his hand and tenderly stroked that little paw whose fur had been rubbed off.
“Very good, we’ll settle on these few pieces.” Yan Jin supportively set aside those drawings that Xiao Yu had picked out and put away the ones that were not.
“We’ll throw these seven pieces to the design department and let them choose five, okay?”
“Squeak.” Of course.
At this moment, Yan Jin was like the last king of Western Zhou, who had fooled the nobles of the various vassal states of Zhou¹, showing off the traits of an incapable ruler.
It did not matter if King Zhou You was an incapable ruler. In fact, he did that because he was obsessed with making his beauty smile. He was not the only example of a ruler who loved his beauties more than his country – In addition, the concubine Baosi appreciated what her ruler did for her. In Yan Jin’s case, it was more interesting than that – to be obsessed with making his hamster smile? What kind of setup was that?
You would never have guessed, but there was such a setup.
Xiao Yu nodded his head reservedly as if saying ‘this young man is promising’, clearly unaware that he was a hamster-fatale².
Yan Jin watched how cocky Xiao Yu was and couldn’t help but want to tease his hamster.
Thus, Yan Jin picked up one of the drawings from the seven pieces and swayed it in front of Xiao Yu.
“I don’t have high hopes on this drawing though…”
Xiao Yu took a closer look and got angry.
The sales volume for that necklace wasn’t that high, but it had brought a spike in sales figures after it was put on display during his previous life’s Autumn Release Conference – Yan Jin, you illiterate!
So, Xiao Yu forcefully sealed his paw onto that drawing and pressed really hard on the paper.
“Squeakk!!” Must be included!
On Monday, YL’s Chairman Yan took a rare leave of absence. The entire company was brimming with vitality as if it was spring.
Without their Chairman, there would be no sudden inspections, no morning nor evening meetings, and no danger of turbulent winds preceding the mountain storm.
It was time to relax themselves. Some of the employees were even planning to go for a drink after work.
The relaxation that was hard to come by before the Autumn Release Conference was also one of Yan Jin’s plans.
It was just that, there was one thing that was promptly arranged even without Yan Jin’s presence.
Secretary Fan handed over the pile of drawings to the design director and asked them to choose five drawings for the Autumn Release Conference.
It goes without saying that this should not be a problem at all. They were all aware that Chairman Yan had collected the drawings last Friday. Now that seven drawings were chosen, and they had to decide which five to choose – it was nothing out of the ordinary.
Except that the other twenty-three pieces were also returned with the seven chosen drawings.
Problems came with having things to compare.
Those drawings had some strange little black dots… What were those?
They all had thought that maybe the dots were ink stains that were left behind when the documents got splattered by accident. Yet all seven drawings had those stains, and that was weird. Upon a closer inspection, those little black dots actually looked quite exquisite.
It was about one-fourth the size of a one-dollar coin. If you took a closer look, those little black dots had four forks sticking out, evenly spread out, with deep and shallow parts – very exquisite indeed.
No matter how they looked at it, it was impossible that those were accidental stains, nor were it drawn by a fountain pen.
The design director studied the black dots, but came to no conclusion. So he got the others from the design department to look at them together.
It was supposed to be a joke, but in the end, a few people in the group who loved to fool around, brought out a magnifying glass and crowded around to study it.
With the help of the magnifying glass, the entire black dot was revealed very clearly.
There were two parts – four oval-shaped little dots on the top and a peshaped bottom with the sunken parts slightly shallower.
“Are these… footprints?” someone said unsurely.
“I think so.”
“It must be a footprint, no doubt.”
The design director was still puzzled: “What kind of footprint is this? How could it be so small?”
“It shouldn’t be a cat – their paws don’t look like that.”
“Obviously. Where on earth can you find such a small cat?”
“Only the drawings that Chairman Yan picked out had those markings. It must be a seal.”
“What kind of seal?”
“You know, like when you’re in kindergarten, the teachers would give children who performed well a small red stamp.”
The group of people look at each other in dismay.
That explanation actually sounded logical, but wasn’t that… too childish?
Was Chairman Yan this kind of chairperson?
The design director turned to look at the designer who came up with the little red seal logic and sincerely suggested: “Why don’t you ask him?”
“Wow, boss, don’t get me in trouble. No way I’m asking.”
The crowd fooled around again before they finally dispersed themselves.
Eventually, the design director selected four drawings after he evaluated the sales figures. The remaining three weren’t too different from each other, but the factor that led him to come up with a decision from among those three was a small, little finding –
The one drawing that he had the least hopes for had two little black dots on it!
Since then, somehow or another, Yan Jin’s exclusive paw print seal suddenly spread throughout YL. YL’s designers took it as a supreme honor if their drawings could receive such a paw print, especially after the Autumn Release Conference.
Translator’s Notes:
[1] 烽火戏诸侯的周幽王 – the last king of the Western Zhou (795-771 BC) was infamous for being an incapable ruler. He lit up the beacon tower for the sake of entertaining his concubine. When his vassals saw that the beacon tower was light up, they thought that the country was under attack. But when they rushed to save their king, it turned out that it was just a joke by the king. It then happened a few more times. Later, when the real attack eventually came, nobody came to rescue their king. (Basically, an older, Chinese version of the boy who cried wolf. xD)
[2] 鼠颜祸水 (hamster-fatale) – a term that would only be used when your hamster is seductive enough to lure men into dangerous or compromising situations. (The original English term was of course, Femme Fatale.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 224(end) - Epilogue
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- Chapter 222 - The Cat Clan (I)
- Chapter 221 - The Life That Could Be Saved
- Chapter 220 - Finally, The End
- Chapter 219 - The Rotten Family
- Chapter 218 - Hard to Say (III)
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- Chapter 216 - Hard to Say (I)
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- Chapter 208 - Chess (III)
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- Chapter 206 - Chess (I)
- Chapter 205 - POST-WEDDING REALIZATIONS
- Chapter 204 - EMERGENCE OF THE DEAD
- Chapter 203 - PROBLEMS EXPOSED AND AN APPEAL
- Chapter 202 - THE FINAL WEEK
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- Chapter 200 - MARRIAGE AND HONEYMOON
- Chapter 199 - THE RESULT OF OVERLOOKING THE NEWS
- Chapter 198 - ALICE’S INSANITY (III)
- Chapter 197 - ALICE’S INSANITY (II)
- Chapter 196 - ALICE’S INSANITY (I)
- Chapter 195 - PLANNED AND UNPLANNED
- Chapter 194 - SURVEILLANCE
- Chapter 193 - ESCAPE
- Chapter 192 - AN UNPROFESSIONAL ABDUCTION
- Chapter 191 - FROM TRIUMPH TO SORROW (III)
- Chapter 190 - From Triumph to Sorrow (II)
- Chapter 189 - From Triumph to Sorrow (I)
- Chapter 188 - Chasing Memories
- Chapter 187 - An Inescapable Past (III)
- Chapter 186 - An Inescapable Past (II)
- Chapter 185 - An Inescapable Past (I)
- Chapter 184 - Cancelling the Engagement and Coming Out of the Closet
- Chapter 183 - A Powerful Comeback (III)
- Chapter 182 - A Powerful Comeback (II)
- Chapter 181 - A Powerful Comeback (I)
- Chapter 180 - An Unexpected Development
- Chapter 179 - Retribution (III)
- Chapter 178 - Retribution (II)
- Chapter 177.1 - Retribution (I)
- Chapter 176 - Outside the Cubicle
- Chapter 175 - Sense of Security
- Chapter 174 - Explosive News
- Chapter 173 - A Storm Approaches
- Chapter 172 - Business Trip
- Chapter 171 - The Price of a Bowl of Noodles
- Chapter 170 - The Aftermath of the Dismissal
- Chapter 169 - The Person In Control III
- Chapter 168 - The Person In Control II
- Chapter 167 - The Person in Control I
- Chapter 166 - Nan Wei Starts His Job
- Chapter 165 - Improvement
- Chapter 164 - About His Elders
- Chapter 163 - At Every Step
- Chapter 162 - The Person He Should Have Thanked
- Chapter 161 - Assets That Could Not Be Given
- Chapter 160 - Holding One’s Head High
- Chapter 159 - Chairman Yan’s Mark
- Chapter 158 - The Evolved Incapable Ruler
- Chapter 157 - Bad Friends
- Chapter 156 - I Already Understand
- Chapter 155 - Settling In
- Chapter 154
- Chapter 153 - Discussion
- Chapter 152 - The Ups and Downs of the Past Two Months
- Chapter 151 - The Man Called Yan Jin
- Chapter 150 - Something Feels Wrong
- Chapter 149 - An Unexpected Acquaintance
- Chapter 148 - It’s Not a Confession
- Chapter 147 - The Genius’ Shortcomings
- Chapter 146 - The World Really Is Small
- Chapter 145 - So It’s Okay
- Chapter 144 - First Attempt at Drunk Play
- Chapter 143 - Earth Day
- Chapter 142 - The Unusual Faye
- Chapter 141 - The Smitten Scoundrel Who Forgot His Friends
- Chapter 140 - What Could Happen in Two Weeks
- Chapter 139 - The Little Tail That Was Forgotten
- Chapter 138
- Chapter 137
- Chapter 136 - The Hideously Adorable Design
- Chapter 135 - “Lifetime” Contract
- Chapter 134 - Come To YL
- Chapter 133
- Chapter 132 - Do you want to become a flaw?
- Chapter 131 - Wrapped in Happiness
- Chapter 130 - The Light at The End of The Tunnel
- Chapter 129 - Twists and Turns III
- Chapter 128 - Twists and Turns II
- Chapter 127 - Twists and Turns I
- Chapter 126 - (Real) Exposed
- Chapter 125 - Forget It Then
- Chapter 124 - Panic
- Chapter 123 - Discovering the Mystery of Life
- Chapter 122 - The Meeting of The White Cat and Hamster II
- Chapter 121 - The Meeting of The White Cat and Hamster I
- Chapter 120
- Chapter 119 - It Could Not Get Any Worse
- Chapter 118 - More Troubles Ensues
- Chapter 117 - Mastermind
- Chapter 116 - The Truth Will Still Lead to Death
- Chapter 115
- Chapter 114
- Chapter 113 - Making Glutinous Rice Balls
- Chapter 112 - New Car
- Chapter 111 - New Year’s Worries
- Chapter 110 - Omen
- Chapter 109
- Chapter 108 - How to Say Goodbye
- Chapter 107 - There Are No What Ifs
- Chapter 106 - Before Lunar New Year
- Chapter 105 - To Those Who Cannot Take Advice
- Chapter 104 - Battling Wits and Courage for Nothing
- Chapter 103 - One Week
- Chapter 102 - The Wish of a Lifetime
- Chapter 101 - Chairman Yan Plays a Game
- Chapter 100 - A Tie-Break in Twelve Hours
- Chapter 99 - The Strongest Public Relations Team
- Chapter 98 - Hacked
- Chapter 97 - Being Taken Advantage of as Usual
- Chapter 96 - Trump Card
- Chapter 95 - Who’s Paying for It?
- Chapter 94 - How Misunderstandings are Created
- Chapter 93 - Revisiting Four Seasons Manor
- Chapter 92 - En Route
- Chapter 91 - It Was Over Just like That
- Chapter 90 - What Goes Around Comes Around
- Chapter 89
- Chapter 88 - The Modelling Hamster
- Chapter 87 - Heart Lock
- Chapter 86 - Nannan’s Whispers (III)
- Chapter 85 - Nannan’s Whispers (II)
- Chapter 84 - But it Would be Awesome
- Chapter 83 - It Would Be Great If He Could Be Exposed Immediately
- Chapter 82 - An Unexpected Need to Break-Up
- Chapter 81 - What it was like Having Split Personalities
- Chapter 80 - Weather Change
- Chapter 79 - The End and the Sequel
- Chapter 78 - Insomnia is Also Contagious
- Chapter 77 - A Special Way of Confessing
- Chapter 76 - The Correct Way to Use ‘A Man of His Words’
- Chapter 75 - To be a Self-Aware Hamster
- Chapter 74 - Jewelry Case
- Chapter 73 - Moonlit Manacles
- Chapter 72 - The Miserable SI
- Chapter 71 - Needless Doubt
- Chapter 70 - Designing Objects Other Than Jewelry
- Chapter 69 - Winner III
- Chapter 68 - Winner II
- Chapter 67 - Winner I
- Chapter 66 - The Chaotic Opening Ceremony
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 52
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- Chapter 50
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 47
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- Chapter 44
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 42
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- Chapter 39
- Chapter 38
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- Chapter 36
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 7
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