Chapter 85: Off the Rails
I didn’t even get the luxury of a slow-motion blink, the kind where the hero’s eyes widen in perfect cinematic horror while a single bead of sweat rolls down his temple like a pearl of impending doom.
Nope, the escort was on me in three bounding leaps that turned the rooftop into a blur of motion, each footfall a thunderclap that rattled the train’s spine and made the steam hiss in protest, as if the locomotive itself was yelling incoming! on my behalf.
His arm whipped forward like a catapult loaded with pure malice before his punch buried itself in my gut with all the subtlety of a meteor crashing a tea party, folding my insides into origami shapes I didn’t know were possible and expelling every ounce of air from my lungs in a wheeze that sounded suspiciously like a deflating whoopee cushion.
My body became a projectile, a hapless comet flung across the rooftops, rolling and bouncing over two cars in a graceless tumble that scraped skin from my hands and knees until I skidded to a stop in a heap of bruised limbs and shattered pride.
I coughed once—a wet hack that painted the roof with a delicate spray of crimson—and for a moment I just lay there, marveling at how quickly my life could turn to shit.
“Bravo on the blood spatter—very avant-garde; but next time, aim for my ego, it’s a bigger target,” I croaked, pushing up on elbows that felt like they’d been through a meat grinder’s idea of foreplay.
Why now, of all the gloriously inconvenient times, did this hit me like a brick to the soul? The conductor was barely a blip on my radar, just an old geezer with a pipe and a talent for dad jokes, and yet here I was—gutted in a way that had zilch to do with the fist-shaped crater in my abdomen.
He’d died for me, for Dunny, for our pie-in-the-sky dream of freedom, and I’d stood there like a decorative lawn ornament, powerless as a kitten in a cyclone.
That fear clamped down on me then, cold and clammy, the terror of being nothing more than a punchline in someone else’s tragedy, watching the people I pretended not to care about get erased while I flailed in the nosebleed seats.
I shoved myself upright on wobbly arms before crouching low, muscles coiling like a spring wound by a caffeinated watchmaker. Every fiber in my body screamed bad idea while my brain cheerfully ignored the memo.
The escort loomed ahead, a silhouette carved from nightmares and bad decisions. Without thinking, I dashed toward him, boots pounding the roof in a rhythm that synced with the frantic jazz solo of my heartbeat, each step a middle finger to the gravity of my grief.
“Running to your doom won’t honor the dead,” he drawled before, in that instant, as if he’d been reading my mind and found it hilariously underwhelming, a torrent of black tendrils erupted from the escort’s back like the grand finale of a fireworks show hosted in hell, writhing and snapping through the air with a hiss that promised pain and disappointment in equal measure.
They closed in on me like whips born of pure spite. In one fluid motion, I shifted, and in seven heartbeats, vanished into that liminal shadow-realm where the world dissolved into grayscale whispers.
I flipped and ducked, twisting mid-air with the grace of a cat burglar evading a room full of tripwires, dodging tendrils that whipped past close enough to ruffle my hair and leave a parting gift of windburn.
I threw the escort off his game, never once losing the momentum that rocketed me forward like a runaway shopping cart with a vendetta.
With one final vanish, a wink into nothingness, I closed the gap and reappeared behind him in a puff of dramatic timing, whipping a kick through the air with all the force of a grudge held since childhood.
He blocked it without even glancing back, his arm snapping up in a motion too smooth for something so grotesque.
The impact jarred up my leg like I’d punted a slab of enchanted granite, but before I could recoup and deliver a witty follow-up, one of those infernal tendrils snaked around my ankle with the speed of a gossip spreading bad news.
The damn thing yanked me mid-air before slamming me onto the roof with a crunch that managed to expel what little air I’d had left in my lungs.
The tendril clung like a possessive ex, whipping me sideways in a fit of violent nostalgia that nearly hurled me off the edge. I snagged the roof’s railing just in the nick of time, fingers screaming in protest as they clamped down on the cold metal.
Wind roared beneath me, a bottomless void yawning for the chance to collect what was left of my half-strung sarcasm.
I kicked blindly, my boot connecting with a squishy thud that forced the tendril to release my ankle with a hiss of wounded pride.
I hauled myself back onto the roof in a scramble of elbows and desperation, rolling to my feet just as the escort descended upon me in a flurry of close-quarters chaos.
His blade-like hand cut through the air in quick, surgical arcs that whistled like a kettle about to blow, his tendrils weaving through the gaps like serpents on payroll.
I moved with refined elegance, my body flowing like mercury, ducking under a sweep of his hand that parted the steam like a hot knife through butter.
I spun on my heel to evade a tendril that speared toward my chest like a javelin thrown by a jealous god before vaulting back over a low slash, hands planting on the roof for a heartbeat before launching into a backflip that carried me clear of a trio of tendrils converging like the jaws of some mangled beast.
I landed light, too light, pivoting into a desperate cartwheel that carried me just out of reach of another thrust. The fight became a deadly waltz, his movements all precision and pettiness while mine teetered somewhere between acrobatics and survival instinct dressed as bravado.
Saints above, the man pressed his assault with the enthusiasm of a tax collector on commission.
“Darling, if you audit my reflexes any harder, I’ll demand a receipt for every bruise,” I sang, spinning out of a thrust like a debutante dodging an unwanted dance partner.
He snarled, tendrils writhing like unpaid invoices. “Receipts burn; your ledger’s due in blood.”
I gasped with theatrical shock, hand fluttering to my chest as if scandalized. “Saints above, did the abyss just attempt wordplay? How flattering.”
“Silence,” he growled in reply.
He fainted left, a flicker of movement that drew my balance just enough off center—and before I could curse myself for taking the bait, one of those cursed tendrils lashed out and wrapped around my wrist.
It was no use.
I twisted free with a wrenching yank that sent pain shooting up my arm like a telegram from hell. My breath tore out in a hiss through my teeth, and before my brain could invent another reason to stop, I retaliated with a spinning elbow that cracked across his jaw, followed by a low sweep at his knees.
He leapt over it with inhuman grace, countering with a tendril that whipped across my back and left a burning welt that felt like a love letter from a branding iron.
I ducked under another arc of his blade, rolling forward to come up inside his guard. My fist slammed into his midsection with a meaty thud that drew a guttural grunt from his lips, proof that even nightmares had organs worth rearranging.
From that point on, the rooftop became our private stage, a twisted theater of motion and mayhem, and I danced upon it with the desperation of a man who had a train to crash and a monster to maim.
Eventually, my luck—or coordination—buckled. I landed hard on one knee, the blow rattling bone, my palm slapping down for balance, only to yank back with a hiss as the metal scorched my skin like a skillet left on high by a chef with a grudge.
I glanced around the train to see wisps of smoke curling from its windows below, thin at first, but thickening like the breath of a dragon who’d just discovered caffeine.
Atticus’s pyromaniac masterpiece, no doubt. The smoke was a warning, a ticking time bomb in vapor form, and I needed to wrap this up before…well…you know the rest.
I moved again, instinct outpacing thought, eyes locking on the escort’s writhing silhouette as he reared for another strike. The tendrils shot toward me—fast, precise, merciless—but I adapted on the fly, bounding off the first one with a spring of my legs that launched me into the air.
The second tendril came like a serpent’s strike, but I turned it into a trampoline, using its momentum to propel myself higher, twisting in mid-air like a circus performer with a death wish before descending in a wicked drop kick that connected squarely with his face.
Gods, the impact was nearly unbearable, reverberating up my legs like I’d stomped on a sack of angry eels.
I landed in a controlled roll, coming up in a crouch as the escort staggered, then rose slowly, turning to face me with a breath that came a little harder now, his pristine teeth caved in and splintered, black ichor dripping from the ruin of his maw like motor oil from a busted engine.
I wasn’t having it, not the delay, not the mockery, not the lingering ghost of the conductor’s blood still fresh in my mind.
I lunged, closing the distance in a blur, pinning him by the shoulders with every ounce of fury still thrumming through my veins. My fingers sank into the pulsing sinew of his flesh, clutching as though I could wring the corruption right out of him like poison from a wound—or toothpaste from a tube, depending on how charitable I was feeling.
The tendrils reacted instantly, snaking up my arms and legs in a vise of living darkness that squeezed with bone-creaking pressure, joints threatening to pop like corks at a victory toast. But I refused to yield. The storm inside me had momentum, reckless and divine.
In one wild, desperate motion, I slammed my forehead into his. The crack echoed like a thunderclap—or maybe like divine applause for idiocy.
Pain exploded across my skull in a fireworks display of stars and regret, but I didn’t stop—again, and again, headbutting with the fervor of a man possessed, each collision mashing his face into a mangled mess of black blood and splintered tendrils.
His grip faltered, the tendrils loosening for a fraction of a second, and just then I heard it—a faint hum building to a large, resonant click that sang through the air like the chime of fate’s own doorbell. The rails were being switched.
“Saint’s bless that kid,” I whispered under my breath, a flicker of pride cutting through the rage like a sunbeam through storm clouds.
Just then, a figure yelped from the back of the train, Dunny no doubt, leaping into the void with all the grace of a sack of potatoes.
I reached into my boot with blood-slick fingers then, pulling out Dregan’s battered lighter, the metal cool and reassuring against my palm. I stood up fully, legs shaky but defiant, flicking the lighter open with a thumb that trembled only slightly.
I stared into the tiny flame as it danced like a mischievous pixie, casting flickering shadows across the escort’s ruined face.
His voice rasped out, a wet, gurgling sound that barely qualified as words, “Your father would be proud.”
I froze dead still, the flame wavering in my grip, my eyes widening in a moment of stunned silence before my expression hardened into grim determination, a mask forged from the ashes of old wounds and fresh betrayal.
So he knows, I thought, the revelation hitting like a sucker punch to the soul from a ghost I’d buried six feet under sarcasm. A thousand questions swarmed my mind like angry bees in a bonnet—How? Why now? Who else knows about my past?!—but I brushed them off because there, just ahead, loomed the monolith of a barrier, a towering wall of thick steel laced with rotting wood.
It stood jagged and unyielding, like the Warden’s own ego made manifest, rushing toward us with the inevitability of a tax audit.
Without a moment’s hesitation, I tossed the lighter down onto the escort’s form, the flame kissing the oil-slick sinew and igniting in a whoosh of hungry fire that enveloped him instantly, flames leaping up like eager demons claiming their due.
Strangely, horrifyingly, he began to laugh through the inferno, a loud, overbearing cackle that bubbled up from his burning throat, defying the agony as if pain were just another joke in his twisted repertoire and he was the punchline.
Let him laugh, I thought, a cool line crystallizing in my mind amid the heat and chaos, laughter’s the last refuge among the damned.
The fire spread with voracious speed, licking along the rooftop toward the smoke billowing from below like a gossip spreading rumors.
I sprinted then, a mad dash across the train’s spine, pushing through curtains of smoke that clawed at my lungs like a cat with separation anxiety and steam that scalded my skin like a bad spa day.
Each footfall rang out on the rooftop—clang, clang, clang—a frantic metronome counting down to oblivion, and I could swear the train itself was laughing now, a deep, metallic chuckle that vibrated through my bones.
Ten cars to go. Eight. Five.
The heat was a living weight on my back now, pressing down like the hand of a giant who’d decided I’d make a lovely pancake. I could hear the crates below detonating in muffled whoomps, the duskmetal igniting with a sound like the gods themselves cracking their knuckles.
Three cars. Two. The edge rushed up to meet me, a narrow lip of metal jutting over the abyss, and beyond it—nothing but darkness and the promise of a very hard landing. I didn’t slow. I didn’t think. I just prayed.
And then I jumped.
I leapt from the back just as the train collided with the barrier in a cataclysmic embrace, the impact a thunderous roar that birthed an explosion of dramatic fury.
Flames erupted in a blooming flower of orange and red, metal twisting and screaming as it crumpled like a soda can in a giant’s fist. The duskmetal crates detonated in secondary blasts that painted the tunnel in apocalyptic light, shards of debris hurtling through the air like confetti at the world’s worst party.
The full wave of the blast slammed into me mid-air, a giant’s hand swatting me forward, propelling me through the smoke-choked darkness before I rammed into the cool stone floor of the tunnel in a bone-jarring crash that drove the breath from my lungs.
Pain ignited across my body like a thousand tiny suns throwing a rave, every nerve screaming in protest.
I gasped once, a desperate pull of air that tasted of blood, ash, and the faint tang of victory. Then, without warning, darkness came to envelop me, merciful and absolute, swallowing the chaos in a velvet shroud as unconsciousness claimed its prize with a wink and a nod.
Somewhere, in the back of my mind, a tiny voice whispered that this wasn’t the end, that I’d wake up to more chaos, more quips, more impossible odds—but for now, I was content to let the world spin without me, a brief intermission in the ongoing circus of my life.
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Chapters
- Chapter 299: Creating a Monster
- Chapter 298: A New Arrangement
- Chapter 297: In the Tavern
- Chapter 296: Seeking Strength
- Chapter 295: Custody Swap
- Chapter 294: The Grotto
- Chapter 293: Angelic Voice
- Chapter 292 292: Drafting The Letter
- Chapter 291: Necessary Steps
- Chapter 290: Tea Time
- Chapter 289: Brewing the Recipe
- Chapter 288: Necessary Ingredients
- Chapter 287: Hidden Motives
- Chapter 286: Brass and Bronze
- Chapter 285: A Tight Leash
- Chapter 284 284: New Complications
- Chapter 283: I Can Sing
- Chapter 282: Catching Up
- Chapter 281: The Director’s Gift
- Chapter 280: Roleplay
- Chapter 279: A Chance at Redemption
- Chapter 278: Making Connections
- Chapter 277: Intelligence Gathering
- Chapter 276: Dossier
- Chapter 275: Acceptance
- Chapter 274: War on the Horizon
- Chapter 273: Unyielding Grandeur
- Chapter 272: Re-encounter
- Chapter 271: A New Employee
- Chapter 270: Ma Mort Nous Fait Taire
- Chapter 269: Dimming the Lights
- Chapter 268: Reincarnation
- Chapter 267: Solving the Relic
- Chapter 266: No Hesitation
- Chapter 265: Tongue Tied
- Chapter 264: Keeping Promises
- Chapter 263: The Setup Begins
- Chapter 262: Dealing with the Warden
- Chapter 261: Minimal Effort
- Chapter 260: The Furnace
- Chapter 259: Arrival at the Maw
- Chapter 258: Emotional Complexities
- Chapter 257: Shadow Assassin
- Chapter 256: Danger Strikes
- Chapter 255: Oberen’s Fate
- Chapter 254: Unique Attributes
- Chapter 253: The Deed is Done
- Chapter 252: Delicate Decent
- Chapter 251: Firelight Fiasco
- Chapter 250: On Full Display
- Chapter 249: Llyod’s Decision
- Chapter 248: Demonic Healing
- Chapter 247: Willow Returns
- Chapter 246: Open Invitation
- Chapter 245: Rules of the Realm
- Chapter 244: Moving Pieces
- Chapter 243: Killing Intent
- Chapter 242: A Proposition
- Chapter 241: The Ivory Gambit
- Chapter 240: Power Trip
- Chapter 239: New Horizons
- Chapter 238: A Thorough Lesson
- Chapter 237: Learning Curve
- Chapter 236: New Applications
- Chapter 235: Rematch
- Chapter 234: Confrontation
- Chapter 233: Home Sweet Home
- Chapter 232: Drowning in Wealth
- Chapter 231: The Vault
- Chapter 230: Lost Legality
- Chapter 229: Contacting the Spire
- Chapter 228: Surging Bodies
- Chapter 227: Worn Locks
- Chapter 226: Proprioception
- Chapter 225: Trigger Happy
- Chapter 224: Russian Roulette
- Chapter 223: Blackmail
- Chapter 222: Final Wager
- Chapter 221: Escrow Account
- Chapter 220: The Subtle Art of Losing
- Chapter 219: Flying Fingers
- Chapter 218: Game On
- Chapter 217: Liar’s Dice
- Chapter 216: It’s Time
- Chapter 215: The Black Box
- Chapter 214: Setting the Stage
- Chapter 213: Grand Reversal
- Chapter 212: The Subtle Art of Winning
- Chapter 211: Seizing Victory
- Chapter 210: Jazmin’s Choice
- Chapter 209: Hook, Line, and Sinker
- Chapter 208: Playing the Fool
- Chapter 207: Old Maid
- Chapter 206: Into the Fray
- Chapter 205: Coaxing Secrets
- Chapter 204: Turning the Tables
- Chapter 203: Heating Up
- Chapter 202: The Jackal Women
- Chapter 201: Let’s Dance
- Chapter 200: Honeypot
- Chapter 199: Registration
- Chapter 198: Blood Money
- Chapter 197: Oberen’s Den
- Chapter 196: Let’s Go Gambling
- Chapter 195: Running Options
- Chapter 194: Three Thousand
- Chapter 193: Surprise Visit
- Chapter 192: Departure
- Chapter 191: A Long Night
- Chapter 190: Warehouse Reunion
- Chapter 189: Business Talk
- Chapter 188: One Month
- Chapter 187: Negotiations
- Chapter 186: Debt Collection
- Chapter 185: Unexpected Arrival
- Chapter 184: Countershock
- Chapter 183: Against the Odds
- Chapter 182: Roshambo
- Chapter 181: Striking Gold
- Chapter 180: Restricted Access
- Chapter 179: Causing Chaos
- Chapter 178: Growing Power
- Chapter 177: To the Hot Springs
- Chapter 176: Excarnic Magic
- Chapter 175: A Proper Succubus
- Chapter 174: Flashing Steel
- Chapter 173: Born Anew
- Chapter 172: Compliance
- Chapter 171: Soaked in Sweat
- Chapter 170: Have Sex with Me
- Chapter 169: Setting Arrangements
- Chapter 168: Finding the Frequency
- Chapter 167: Into the Basement
- Chapter 166: Rooftop Philosophy
- Chapter 165: Frantic Union
- Chapter 164: Heat and Hunger
- Chapter 163: Mavus Grey
- Chapter 162: Familial Connections
- Chapter 161: New Introductions
- Chapter 160: Ficklebottom Returns
- Chapter 159: May the Show Begin
- Chapter 158: Into the Slums
- Chapter 157: Day of Assignment
- Chapter 156: Stacking the Winnings
- Chapter 155: Twisted Morality
- Chapter 154: The Final Thread
- Chapter 153: Glorious Retribution
- Chapter 152: A Stepping Stone
- Chapter 151: Frozen in Shock
- Chapter 150: Causing An Uproar
- Chapter 149: Pleading for Mercy
- Chapter 148: Twisting Shadows
- Chapter 147: You May Begin
- Chapter 146: Iskanda’s Gift
- Chapter 145: Quick Debrief
- Chapter 144: The Diagram
- Chapter 143: Into the Garden
- Chapter 142: Filthy Charity
- Chapter 141: In the Spotlight
- Chapter 140: Dance of Death
- Chapter 139: Fatal Freefall
- Chapter 138: Enhancements
- Chapter 137: Climbing the Spire
- Chapter 136: Incarnic Vs Excarnic
- Chapter 135: All Those Years
- Chapter 134: Link to the Past
- Chapter 133: Secret Heritage
- Chapter 132: Dignity is Dead
- Chapter 131: Iskanda’s Ruby
- Chapter 130: Into the Library
- Chapter 129: The Edge of Memory
- Chapter 128: Setting the Match
- Chapter 127: Rules and Regulations
- Chapter 126: The Director
- Chapter 125: Final Strike
- Chapter 124: Shadows Collide
- Chapter 123: Framed in Fury
- Chapter 122: Silk and Submission
- Chapter 121: Right in the Balls
- Chapter 120: Unseen Desire
- Chapter 119: Sneaking Off
- Chapter 118: Easing the Tension
- Chapter 117: Secrets Unveiled
- Chapter 116: Finding a Specialty
- Chapter 115: Training Begins
- Chapter 114: Six Heartbeats
- Chapter 113: Wicked Punishment
- Chapter 112: New Power
- Chapter 111: Afterglow Calculations
- Chapter 110: Ceaseless Oppression
- Chapter 109: Perilous Descent
- Chapter 108: Losing Control
- Chapter 107: Sending a Message
- Chapter 106: Back to Business
- Chapter 105: Do I Stink?
- Chapter 104: Perfume and Pretense
- Chapter 103: Settling In
- Chapter 102: Mirror Match
- Chapter 101: Into the Spire
- Chapter 100: The Velvet Chambers
- Chapter 99: Ascension
- Chapter 98: Iskanda
- Chapter 97: A Sudden Turn
- Chapter 96: The Final Stretch
- Chapter 95: Into the Forge
- Chapter 94: Trust no One
- Chapter 93: Retribution
- Chapter 92: Poison
- Chapter 91: Sex Heavy Haze
- Chapter 90: Brief Intermission
- Chapter 89: Done and Dusted
- Chapter 88: No Mercy
- Chapter 87: An Act of Betrayal
- Chapter 86: Aftermath Deliberations
- Chapter 85: Off the Rails
- Chapter 84: A Traitor’s Judgment
- Chapter 83: Nightmares of Flesh
- Chapter 82: Blood on the Tracks
- Chapter 81: All Aboard Panic
- Chapter 80: Trouble Arises
- Chapter 79: Static Theology
- Chapter 78: Hostile Notions
- Chapter 77: Checkpoint Charade
- Chapter 76: Trudging Deeper
- Chapter 75: Nothing to It
- Chapter 74: Tunnel Waltz
- Chapter 73: Foolish Redemption
- Chapter 72: Back in Motion
- Chapter 71: Plans and Pouts
- Chapter 70: Sewer Sprint
- Chapter 69: Grace and Grime
- Chapter 68: Spilling Secrets
- Chapter 67: Time for Torture
- Chapter 66: Bitter Truths
- Chapter 65: Like a King
- Chapter 64: Beneath the Mask
- Chapter 63: Dealing with the Devil
- Chapter 62: The Curtain Call
- Chapter 61: Chaos Unleashed
- Chapter 60: An Ambush
- Chapter 59: Final Preperations
- Chapter 58: Stress Relief
- Chapter 57: I’ve got a Plan
- Chapter 56: Lessons in Seduction
- Chapter 55: Meeting Mia
- Chapter 54: Hostage Situation
- Chapter 53: Misty Threesome
- Chapter 52: Training Session
- Chapter 51: The Mechanism
- Chapter 50: Like a Machine
- Chapter 49: Grounded
- Chapter 48: Building the Batch
- Chapter 47: Gaining Traction
- Chapter 46: Flesh and Folly
- Chapter 45: Expanding the Business
- Chapter 44: Planting the Seed
- Chapter 43: Undercover Escape
- Chapter 42: Blazing Chaos
- Chapter 41: The High Warden
- Chapter 40: Grim Arrival
- Chapter 39: Encore of Idiocy
- Chapter 38: New Developments
- Chapter 37: Humiliation Ritual
- Chapter 36: Let’s get Mixing
- Chapter 35: Femboys and Firearms
- Chapter 34: Vanishing Act
- Chapter 33: A Grim Decision
- Chapter 32: Deeper Troubles
- Chapter 31: Into the Wearhouse
- Chapter 30: Sex at the Stakeout
- Chapter 29: Forming a Plan
- Chapter 28: The Boss’s Rival
- Chapter 27: Rising Tensions
- Chapter 26: Growing Ambitions
- Chapter 25: The Courtyard
- Chapter 24: Brief Recovery
- Chapter 23: Cum Cards
- Chapter 22: Let’s Play Poker
- Chapter 21: One More Game
- Chapter 20: Warming Up
- Chapter 19: High Stakes
- Chapter 18: Meeting the Boss
- Chapter 17: Naked Ambitions
- Chapter 16: Whiffs and Wagers
- Chapter 15: Yearning for the Mines
- Chapter 14: Let’s get to Work
- Chapter 13: Waking Into Chains
- Chapter 12: Sex, Steam, and Submission
- Chapter 11: Dripping with Desire
- Chapter 10: Communal Degeneracy
- Chapter 9: Wine Stains and War Crimes
- Chapter 8: Unholy Exhange
- Chapter 7: Bargaining for Blood
- Chapter 6: Putting on a Show
- Chapter 5: Ballroom of Beasts
- Chapter 4: The Smell of Opportunity
- Chapter 3: The Warden’s Pet
- Chapter 2: Awaiting Punishment
- Chapter 1: Guttermeat