Chapter 71: One of Us!
Translator: Lonelytree Editor: Millman97
“Shuang Shuang, finish him!”
“Brother Fang, don’t be afraid!”
The group of local friends clapped and cheered Ye Shuang on, and the capital group took pleasure in someone’s misfortune.
Surrounded by cheers from both sides, Ye Shuang snuck a glance at her opponent, Mr. Fang, who was raring to go, and she sighed helplessly. Will I be able to get home for the transformation tonight?
“Ruan Ruan.” Ye Shuang massaged the space between her brows to soften the gathering pressure. “I really have something important to get to…”
“Finish him, Shuang Shuang!” Ruan Yuan waved her tiny fists before Mr. Fang as taunt. Her desperation to win both was both cute and annoying in Mr. Fang’s eyes. “Make him lose even his underwear… Right, Shuang Shuang, did you say anything?”
“…No, nothing.” Facing the glistening pair of eyes that looked expectantly at her, Ye Shuang decided to shift her target instead. “If I can make Mr. Fang lose his underwear, can I go home‽”
“Yes!” Ruan Yuan pumped her fists.
The crowd fell quiet. Wait, something doesn’t sound right‽
Ye Shuang sighed. “Alright then, give me a minute.”
The secret of the transformation had to be kept, so the only way out for Ye Shuang was to finish the battle as soon as possible.
Unlocking super analytic power, calculating the dice cup’s mass and space, the frictional force between the materials… the dice’s mass, gravity, structural analysis… the power of the wrist, angle of handling the dice up…
The people inside the KTV private room looked on with curiosity as Ye Shuang picked up the dice and dice cup from the table, dropped the dice into the dice cup, and gave it a slight shake before putting it all back down. This action was repeated again and again. The placement of the dice and the shaking of the dice cup seemed to differ slightly every time, but the difference was not so obvious that it was discernible by an outsider’s eye.
“What is she doing‽”
After Ye Shuang repeated this for a few more times, a socialite finally could not help but ask the question that was on everyone’s mind. It was a gentleman from the capital who noticed the weird expression on Mr. Fang and Ruan Yuan’s faces. He leaned closer to take a closer and gasped with shock. “She’s practicing…”
Practicing‽ The group of girls looked at each other with bafflement on their faces.
The gentleman from capital hesitated for a moment before sitting back down to ask, “Where did you all find this girl‽ When you gals said that she is some kind of gambler god, I thought you were kidding, but now I’m having second thoughts…”
The group of local socialites were shocked. We were definitely kidding!
Yes, they had been impressed by the fact that Ye Shuang had managed to win four consecutive rounds of Mah-jongg, but this talk of gambler god was just an inside joke. However, based on what the guy had to say, there seemed to be more than a grain of truth to it…
The gentleman continued in a voice filled with disbelief. “When I leaned forward, she rolled three sixes; the second round, she rolled four sixes; the third round, she managed to stack all the dice on top of each other; the fourth round, every single dice of the stack had 6 facing up. It’s unbelievable… she’s truly a gambler god, that’s for sure! She asked us to wait because she needed some time to get the feeling back.”
The group of local socialites were first baffled by what they heard. When they recovered, they ignored the young man from capital who was waiting for a response and all rushed forward to observe up close.
As the young man had described, the ease with which Ye Shuang handled the dice became discernibly better. Her originally awkward movement was now as smooth as water. The numbers that she shook out were almost uniform with occasional stacked dice intertwined in between.
Mr. Fang’s expression turned from derision to surprise to fear before ending with resignation. When Ye Shuang finally found the feeling that she was looking for, and after making sure there would be no mistakes, she raised her head and said, “We can start now.”
Mr. Fang was completely speechless. He tossed the dice cup in his hand weakly onto the table and turned to face the television screen to pick the song that he wanted to sing. Start your head!
Isn’t this just a friendly match? Why did bring someone that is no different from a cheater? What’s the point‽
…
Mr. Fang’s surrender without even a match caused the group of socialites to surround Ye Shuang with their eyes glowing. Even the two guys from capital had given up consoling their brokenhearted friend, so they followed the group of girls to pray at the altar of the gambling world’s newest rising star.
“This is actually not that difficult.” Ye Shuang was surrounded on all sides. She glanced at the time and felt tears welling up in her eyes—it was 11pm. She could only try her best to deal with these people and hope to slip away as soon as possible. “The key is the dice’s center of gravity and gravitational direction. The dice inside the cup are only affected by their own gravitational force and the collision force between each other.
“To put it simply, it’s their centripetal force. Combine that with the influence of friction and force… But for a competition of big or small points, there is a trick you can use… Keep your wrist taut and only use force in your lower arm. Make sure the angle of the open end of the cup and the table surface is about seven degrees, and you’ll be able to easily stack the dice…”
With Ye Shuang’s kind guidance, the two guys from the capital who were willing to learn soon mastered this simple technique. After Ye Shuang fixed the angle of their wrists, several practice rounds later, they really did manage to stack the dice.
“Wow, it really works!” The guys were elated. They had managed to master this trick that they had only seen on the television. The sense of accomplishment was no lesser than the feeling of superiority they felt when they boasted about their wealth. Feeling like the god of gambling incarnate, they could not wait to put their new skill to the test. “Fang Han, get over here. How about a few rounds? The one with most points will have to drink!”
Mr. Fang did not know what to say. Are you two even my friends‽
Ruan Yuan was satisfied. Even though the girls had less of an affinity in the game of dice and they could not pick up Ye Shuang’s teaching as fast as the two guys, the fact that they had managed to win the enemies over to their camp was a satisfying feeling indeed.
“Well, well, well.” Ruan Yuan was bursting with pride like she was the one who had won the actual battle. She puffed her chest out and claimed, “Our Shuang Shuang is the best, right?”
“Definitely!” The two young men from the capital, who had deserted their cause, flashed two thumbs up. “Sister Shuang is the best!”
Thus, Ye Shuang bridged the relationship between the local group and the capital group. The only one being left out was Mr. Fang, who sat in the corner facing the wall. Ye Shuang wiped the cold sweat from her face before she glancing at the time. F*ck, it’s already 23:40 pm!
“I really have to leave! It’ll be too late if I don’t leave now!” Ye Shuang practically leaped out of her seat. She grabbed her coat and rushed toward the door.
“So soon‽” The crowd obviously wanted her to stay. “Why not stay a little while longer, maybe teach us some more tricks? We’ll drive you home after this!”
Ye Shuang did not dare risk exposing her dark secret. It was near midnight, and there wouldn’t be much traffic, so it would only be a ten-minute drive home, but what if she was unable to find a taxi? Got halted at a police roadblock? Mugged at midnight… Alright, fine, the possibility of that last one was small.
In any case, one should never say never. The thought of suddenly transforming in the backseat of a taxi caused Ye Shuang to shudder.
“It’s really late, and I need to report to work tomorrow. I also have a meeting with Brother Fang tomorrow morning.” Noting the lonely shadow hiding by the corner of the wall, Ye Shuang added for his benefit, “I mean, I have something to discuss with Fang Mo.”
“Fang Mo‽” When she heard the name, Ruan Yuan instantly pulled out her phone. “Then there’s no need to hurry. Fei Fei and her brother are also at this KTV, but they’re with a client, so I didn’t call them to join us… But considering the time, wait here a moment, I’ll call them now.”
My God! Can I be any luckier‽ Ye Shuang was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Before she could come up with an excuse, Ruan Yuan had already made the call.
Other than grabbing the phone, which was impossible, Ye Shuang could only stand there quietly as Ruan Yuan negotiated on the phone. The client had probably left, and since Ruan Yuan was his sister’s friend, Fang Mo accepted the invitation readily.
After ending the call, Ruan Yuan told Ye Shuang happily, “Wait a minute, they’re seeing the client off; they’ll be here in a minute.”
…Thank you so very much!
Ye Shuang was petrified. With sweat coming out of her every pore, she picked out her phone to glance at the time—11:50 pm.
“What’s wrong, Ye Shuang?” Someone finally noticed how off Ye Shuang was acting. She asked with concern when she saw the grimace on Ye Shuang’s face, “Not feeling well‽”
“Hmm‽ Yes, I am feeling a little under the weather, perhaps I should just go…”
“If you’re not feeling well, quickly sit down!” The girl patted Ye Shuang on her shoulders concernedly. “I’ll have the waitress send in a glass of hot drink. Later, we’ll drive you home; you’re in no condition to return on your own.”
“…” Ye Shuang did not even know what to feel then. She smiled through her tears. “That’s so kind of you… but I need to use the bathroom.”
She could not come up with a valid reason to leave. Fang Mo, who she had hoped to use as an excuse, was being summoned, and if she didn’t leave soon, she would transform before everyone’s eyes. Ye Shuang thought about it, and there was only one final means of escape left—to escape via the bathroom!
At worst, she would apologize to them after the fact.
Finally, no one stopped her. While the rest continued to play, Ye Shuang dashed out of the room. When she reached the end of the corridor, she saw the Fang siblings walking over from the other direction.
She hid behind a conveniently-placed cleaning trolley. When the sound of footsteps faded away, Ye Shuang was about to grow wings and fly away when the familiar sense of pain surged through her body.
Through her bones, muscles, and nerves…
The transformation had started; she was too late. The closest relatively safe space was the bathroom…
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 509 (END) - Ending
- Chapter 508 - Fastest Woman Alive
- Chapter 507 - Basic Math
- Chapter 506 - Hostage Negotiation
- Chapter 505 - Dense
- Chapter 504 - Home for Dinner
- Chapter 503 - Her Goal
- Chapter 502 - Priorities
- Chapter 501 - Efficient
- Chapter 500 - It’s Just a Game
- Chapter 499 - Toilet Break
- Chapter 498 - Sibling Bondage
- Chapter 497 - Bait
- Chapter 496 - Discarded
- Chapter 495 - Let’s Chat
- Chapter 494 - Sis… ter’s Husband
- Chapter 493 - Hostage
- Chapter 492 - Persuasion
- Chapter 491 - I Can Save You
- Chapter 490 - I’ll Be Gentle
- Chapter 489 - For Money?
- Chapter 488 - 11,000 Heartbeats
- Chapter 487 - Unreliable Tech
- Chapter 486 - Not Even a Hug
- Chapter 485 - Brave Sacrifice
- Chapter 484 - Missing Ruffian
- Chapter 483 - Hiding
- Chapter 482 - Garrison
- Chapter 481 - Blame Game
- Chapter 480 - Five-second Shuang
- Chapter 479 - Going in
- Chapter 478 - Maxed Charm Stats
- Chapter 477 - You Don’t Realize How Lucky You Are
- Chapter 476 - Captors
- Chapter 475 - Respite
- Chapter 474 - Just Like in Chinese Movies
- Chapter 473 - Worth Getting Caught
- Chapter 472 - A Spring Onion
- Chapter 471 - Repayment
- Chapter 470 - Acquiring a Vehicle
- Chapter 469 - Good Employees
- Chapter 468 - Red Alert
- Chapter 467 - The Government’s Elite Morons
- Chapter 466 - Sudden Obsession
- Chapter 465 - Father Han Is the Final Boss?
- Chapter 464 - Spicy
- Chapter 463 - You Don’t Want to Know
- Chapter 462 - Big Gun
- Chapter 461 - Nobody Move
- Chapter 460 - Hi
- Chapter 459 - While the Iron’s Hot
- Chapter 458 - Inviting a Fox into a Henhouse
- Chapter 457 - Peeping Shuang
- Chapter 456 - So Many Skills
- Chapter 455 - Do You Know the Way?
- Chapter 454 - No Order Without Rules
- Chapter 453 - Out of Hand
- Chapter 452 - Déjà Vu
- Chapter 451 - Where Is the Love?
- Chapter 450 - Cheating without Dating
- Chapter 449 - All In
- Chapter 448 - For Tips
- Chapter 447 - Underground
- Chapter 446 - Luo Bei Village
- Chapter 445 - Ah, Superior Chinese Morals, It’s Been a While
- Chapter 444 - Life Is a Beautiful Thing
- Chapter 443 - Serious Discussion
- Chapter 442 - Time to Make Arrangements
- Chapter 441 - Examination
- Chapter 440 - New Plan
- Chapter 439 - Cramps
- Chapter 438 - Haywire
- Chapter 437 - Seeing Black
- Chapter 436 - Temperamental Son
- Chapter 435 - Looking Down
- Chapter 434 - Nothing to Do with You
- Chapter 433 - Target Practice
- Chapter 432 - Teach Him a Lesson
- Chapter 431 - No Time to Explain
- Chapter 430 - She’ll Never Leave Me
- Chapter 429 - Fresh Blood
- Chapter 428 - Proportionality
- Chapter 427 - A Secret Signal
- Chapter 426 - Tantrum
- Chapter 425 - A Dog’s Not Just for Christmas
- Chapter 424 - No Fool
- Chapter 423 - Playing Hooky
- Chapter 422 - Remember Your Punctuation
- Chapter 421 - Self-destruction
- Chapter 420 - Show-off
- Chapter 419 - In a Pickle
- Chapter 418 - Still a Man
- Chapter 417 - A Mother’s Concern
- Chapter 416 - Fried Eggs
- Chapter 415 - Scared Little Girl
- Chapter 414 - Midnight Call
- Chapter 413 - You Disgust Me
- Chapter 412 - Only One Day? Sure…
- Chapter 411 - Seen Through
- Chapter 410 - 34F
- Chapter 409 - A Horrible Nightmare
- Chapter 408 - Cannot Catch Old Birds with Chaff
- Chapter 407 - Signal in the Cave
- Chapter 406 - Sect Heir
- Chapter 405 - Human Motives
- Chapter 404 - Earthling
- Chapter 403 - New Boss
- Chapter 402 - The Mine
- Chapter 401 - Not Just the Criminals
- Chapter 400 - Master Eight, More Like Deadweight
- Chapter 399 - Greet Your Grandfather
- Chapter 398 - Retirement
- Chapter 397 - Mixed Results
- Chapter 396 - Master Five
- Chapter 395 - Black Hole
- Chapter 394 - The Guard
- Chapter 393 - Stubborn Blonde
- Chapter 392 - It’s All About Face
- Chapter 391 - Public Property
- Chapter 390 - A Change of Terms
- Chapter 389 - Ha ha?
- Chapter 388 - Where Is the Love?
- Chapter 387 - The Han Revolution
- Chapter 386 - Youre Safe Now
- Chapter 385 - The Real Hero of the Tale
- Chapter 384 - Loonies
- Chapter 383 - Catch a Cat
- Chapter 382 - We All Have Secrets
- Chapter 381 - For Revenge
- Chapter 380 - Cross-Dressing Princesses Everywhere
- Chapter 379 - Recklessness
- Chapter 378 - You Lose
- Chapter 377 - I Do Mind
- Chapter 376 - Such Mental Fortitude
- Chapter 375 - New Plan
- Chapter 374 - Unruly Child
- Chapter 373 - Blonde Bombshell
- Chapter 372 - Forbes? Don’t Need It
- Chapter 371 - Who Will You Choose to Kill?
- Chapter 370 - Beef and Mushroom
- Chapter 369 - That’s Not Haggling
- Chapter 368 - Consider Every Possibility
- Chapter 367 - The Choice Is Clear
- Chapter 366 - Using Connections
- Chapter 365 - Delivery
- Chapter 364 - Temporary Leader
- Chapter 363 - Bring It, Baby
- Chapter 362 - New Job Opportunity
- Chapter 361 - Virus?
- Chapter 360 - Impossibility into Possibility
- Chapter 359 - You’re Positively Wicked
- Chapter 358 - Who Needs Cars When You Can Do Cardio?
- Chapter 357 - Clandestine Agreement
- Chapter 356 - This Movie Has Such Interesting Names
- Chapter 355 - The Worst Possible Situation
- Chapter 354 - 3D Printer
- Chapter 353 - Didn’t You Say You’ll Protect Me Forever? (2)
- Chapter 352 - Didn’t You Say You’ll Protect Me Forever? (1)
- Chapter 351 - Not Our First Encounter
- Chapter 350 - Theres Not Just One Thief
- Chapter 349 - Little Husband
- Chapter 348 - Being Taken Advantage Of
- Chapter 347 - Friend, I Must Explain
- Chapter 346 - Put Down That Brother Ye!
- Chapter 345 - Why Indeed
- Chapter 344 - Princes, Yaoi, and Masks [2 in 1]
- Chapter 343 - Every Child Goes Through It
- Chapter 342 - Oedipus Would Like a Word [2 in 1]
- Chapter 341 - Is This Your Doing?
- Chapter 340 - Suspicions Confirmed
- Chapter 339 - Third Wheel
- Chapter 338 - Youre the Only Pig for Me
- Chapter 337 - Not Worth the Effort
- Chapter 336 - Learn the Damn Language
- Chapter 335 - For the Harem
- Chapter 334 - Bad Feng Shui
- Chapter 333 - Being Too Popular Is a Problem
- Chapter 332 - Such a Wonderful Man
- Chapter 331 - Call Me Maybe
- Chapter 330 - Slip Up
- Chapter 329 - Kids These Days
- Chapter 328 - Black Widow
- Chapter 327 - Hell Do
- Chapter 326 - For Hire
- Chapter 325 - Release That Man(s Virginity)
- Chapter 324 - Psychic Han
- Chapter 323 - Dungeon Crawl
- Chapter 322 - Lie to Me
- Chapter 321 - Heart for Gossip
- Chapter 320 - What’s the Highest Possible Score Again?
- Chapter 319 - Three’s a Crowd
- Chapter 318 - Divide and Conquer
- Chapter 317 - Smelly Cart
- Chapter 316 - Coolmathgames
- Chapter 315 - There’s Been an Accident
- Chapter 314 - A Gentleman Is Trustworthy
- Chapter 313 - Change of Plan [2 in 1]
- Chapter 312 - Free Information
- Chapter 311 - Dance of Words [2 in 1]
- Chapter 310 - Cedrick X Anthony [2 in 1]
- Chapter 309 - How Did the FBI Not Catch Him Before?
- Chapter 308 - Not Quite an Atomic Bomb
- Chapter 307 - Further FBI Scrutiny
- Chapter 306 - Hidden Past
- Chapter 305 - Unexpected Continuation
- Chapter 304 - An Amazing Example of Chinese Culture
- Chapter 303 - Witness a Miracle
- Chapter 302 - What’s Blackmail Between Friends?
- Chapter 301 - What Time Is It?
- Chapter 300 - Kindred Spirits
- Chapter 299 - Same Type
- Chapter 298 - Someone to Be Stupid With
- Chapter 297 - Sore Loser
- Chapter 296 - Cracked Eggs
- Chapter 295 - Leverage [2 in 1]
- Chapter 294 - Invest in Sound Insulation [2 in 1]
- Chapter 293 - Pitiful [2 in 1]
- Chapter 292 - Master Han
- Chapter 291 - Thick and Milky
- Chapter 290 - Karen
- Chapter 289 - Oops, Didn’t Mean To
- Chapter 288 - Could It Be Love? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 287 - Mist
- Chapter 286 - Mr. Moustache
- Chapter 285 - Craftsman
- Chapter 284 - Go Play Outside If You’re Bored
- Chapter 283 - Does That Include Scammers?
- Chapter 282 - One of the Useful Young Masters
- Chapter 281 - Not Buying
- Chapter 280 - Why Didn’t They Just Masturbate?
- Chapter 279 - Reporter Magnet
- Chapter 278 - Loser
- Chapter 277 - Shanghai’s Unique Pair [2 in 1]
- Chapter 276 - Such a Long Chapter and All I Got Was This Lousy Title [4 in 1]
- Chapter 275 - It’s a Small City After All [2 in 1]
- Chapter 274 - No Ragrets
- Chapter 273 - Such an Open-Minded Big Sister
- Chapter 272 - Random Encounter (2 in 1)
- Chapter 271 - Home, James
- Chapter 270 - Endorsement
- Chapter 269 - Decentralization
- Chapter 268 - Respect My Identity
- Chapter 267 - Doe-eyed Accomplice
- Chapter 266 - Paper Bag
- Chapter 265 - The Most Valuable Way to Spend Your Time
- Chapter 264 - Young Master Yes (2)
- Chapter 263 - Young Master Yes (1)
- Chapter 262 - Didn’t See Anything
- Chapter 261 - Qin Chu [2 in 1]
- Chapter 260 - What’s That Got to Do with Us?
- Chapter 259 - A Kind and Understanding Friend
- Chapter 258 - Weighing Options
- Chapter 257 - Oscar-Worthy Performances (2)
- Chapter 256 - Oscar-Worthy Performances (1)
- Chapter 255 - How Did You Know?
- Chapter 254 - Supershuang
- Chapter 253 - Organic and Unprompted
- Chapter 252 - Play Dead
- Chapter 251 - The Star of XX
- Chapter 250 - Rite of Passage
- Chapter 249 - She Who Should Not Be Named
- Chapter 248 - Just One Scene
- Chapter 247 - Practice Makes Perfect [2 in 1]
- Chapter 246 - Dont Let Your Family Blame Me
- Chapter 245 - The Next Tragedy [2 in 1]
- Chapter 244 - Very Professional [2 in 1]
- Chapter 243 - New Team… What‽
- Chapter 242
- Chapter 241 - Date [2 in 1]
- Chapter 240 - Wait for Me, My Darling [2 in 1]
- Chapter 239 - Making Moves [2 in 1]
- Chapter 238 - There’s Always Another Choice
- Chapter 237 - Hong Men Banquet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 236 - Passive Woman [2 in 1]
- Chapter 235 - Resolve [2 in 1]
- Chapter 234 - Ye Shuang Outsmarts a Six-Year-Old
- Chapter 233 - Such Standards [2 in 1]
- Chapter 232 - Local Tycoon [2 in 1]
- Chapter 231 - Always Recycle [2 in 1]
- Chapter 230 - Mastermind [2 in 1]
- Chapter 229 - What Propensity for Violence? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 228 - Sister Yao Suffers a Breakdown or Two
- Chapter 227 - Collision [2 in 1]
- Chapter 226 - Little Fox in Disguise [2 in 1]
- Chapter 225 - Good Brothers
- Chapter 224 - Habits
- Chapter 223 - Customer Satisfaction
- Chapter 222 - More of the Authors Unique Views
- Chapter 221 - So Helpful
- Chapter 220 - Flirt
- Chapter 219 - Not Quite a Pimp
- Chapter 218 - Second Self-Introduction [2in1]
- Chapter 217 - Its a Trap!
- Chapter 216 - Interpol
- Chapter 215 - What Arena?
- Chapter 214 - This Is My Failure
- Chapter 213 - Lusting for You
- Chapter 212 - Visit
- Chapter 211 - New Partner
- Chapter 210 - Mental Gymnastics
- Chapter 209 - What About Us?
- Chapter 208 - Good Cop, Bad Cop (2)
- Chapter 207 - Good Cop, Bad Cop (1)
- Chapter 206 - Zuo Yuanhang
- Chapter 205 - Another Tactless Kid
- Chapter 204 - Al
- Chapter 203 - All About Timing
- Chapter 202 - Babysitting Isnt Easy
- Chapter 201 - Couldve Been Worse
- Chapter 200 - Youre Overthinking It
- Chapter 199 - The Mansplaining Trader
- Chapter 198 - Job Done
- Chapter 197 - Taming
- Chapter 196 - No Time for You
- Chapter 195 - Not Our Business
- Chapter 194 - Sweet Thing [2in1]
- Chapter 193 - Youre to Blame, Too
- Chapter 192 - Only Chumps Sit and Wait for Their Meal to Be Cooked [2 in 1]
- Chapter 191 - Deaf or Dumb? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 190 - Jade Bracelet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 189 - Through Her Backdoor [2in1]
- Chapter 188 - A Lackey, a Friend, a Fan, or a Pet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 187 - Father Yes Parenting Skills
- Chapter 186 - Blinded with a New Profession [2 in 1]
- Chapter 185 - Gurgle Gurgle
- Chapter 184 - The Tortoise and the Hare
- Chapter 183 - Charmingly Dark
- Chapter 182
- Chapter 181 - Agent of Justice
- Chapter 180 - Shameless and Shamelesser
- Chapter 179 - Cooperation
- Chapter 178 - Narcissus
- Chapter 177 - Disgusting
- Chapter 176 - How Desirable Do You Think You Are?
- Chapter 175 - One Gaze Does Plenty
- Chapter 174 - Look Down on My Sister‽
- Chapter 173 - Tricky Gossip
- Chapter 172 - Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 171 - Little Brother Emo
- Chapter 170 - Marry Us
- Chapter 169 - The Underground Organization
- Chapter 168 - Nobody Tells Me Nuffin
- Chapter 167 - Karma
- Chapter 166 - Chopstick Knitting
- Chapter 165 - Friendship or Pity
- Chapter 164 - The Kissing Game
- Chapter 163 - Leeching Editors
- Chapter 162 - Running in Circles
- Chapter 161 - My, Arent Web Novel Authors Fabulous?
- Chapter 160 - Ye Shuangs Second Pup
- Chapter 159 - Brother Backdrop
- Chapter 158 - You Still Dont Know How You Lost?
- Chapter 157 - The Cobra Effect
- Chapter 156 - Awesome Simplicity
- Chapter 155 - Now This Is Epic
- Chapter 154 - Drinking Testosterone
- Chapter 153 - Staying in the Countryside
- Chapter 152 - His Natural Habitat
- Chapter 151 - Venting on Glasses
- Chapter 150 - Twitching Together
- Chapter 149 - Invitation
- Chapter 148 - Boxing
- Chapter 147 - Partner
- Chapter 146 - Charming the Elders
- Chapter 145 - First and Only Love
- Chapter 144 - You Know This Guy?
- Chapter 143 - All Your Fault
- Chapter 142 - Bored
- Chapter 141 - Treachery
- Chapter 140 - Bro, Thats Illegal
- Chapter 139 - More Work for Him
- Chapter 138 - Three Nos
- Chapter 137 - Why Would I Want to Hug You?
- Chapter 136 - You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
- Chapter 135 - Disappointed
- Chapter 134 - What a Coincidence
- Chapter 133 - Graceful Munching
- Chapter 132 - Equally Marvelous
- Chapter 131 - Gossip! News! Headlines!
- Chapter 130 - Earning Favors
- Chapter 129 - Its Kexin, Not Kevin
- Chapter 128 - Pretty Faces, Dark Hearts [2 in 1]
- Chapter 127 - A Bored Supercomputer
- Chapter 126 - The Cheongsams Grace
- Chapter 125 - Im Your Biggest Fan
- Chapter 124 - Catch Me If You Can
- Chapter 123 - A Girls Gotta Eat Somehow
- Chapter 122 - That Spherical Organ
- Chapter 121 - The Most Electrically-Charged Gaze in the Business
- Chapter 120 - He Didnt Tell You?
- Chapter 119 - The Pride of Men
- Chapter 118 - The Secret to Success
- Chapter 117 - What Flavor Candy Do You Like?
- Chapter 116 - Have a Candy
- Chapter 115 - If I Cant Find a Boyfriend, Maybe a Girlfriend
- Chapter 114 - Reputation
- Chapter 113 - Late
- Chapter 112 - That Was Your First‽
- Chapter 111 - Sleepover
- Chapter 110 - Dont Worry, It Will Be Fine
- Chapter 109 - Dangerous Woman
- Chapter 108 - I Am Not That Weak, Either
- Chapter 107 - Two Puppies
- Chapter 106 - Go Mingxin!
- Chapter 105 - A Different Kind of Pressure
- Chapter 104 - Western Parents Also Give Their Children Nicknames, Who Knew?
- Chapter 103 - Baby Face
- Chapter 102 - He Wont Be That Unlucky
- Chapter 101 - Viral
- Chapter 100 - What Is the Connection?
- Chapter 99 - Housewarming
- Chapter 98 - New Homes for All
- Chapter 97 - New Discovery
- Chapter 96 - Finding Her First Case
- Chapter 95 - The Whitest Lotus
- Chapter 94 - Come at Me
- Chapter 93 - Sleep with Your Phone on Silent
- Chapter 92 - So Crude
- Chapter 91 - Face Me, You Coward
- Chapter 90 - The Source of Little Brother Yes Problem
- Chapter 89 - Testing the Newbie
- Chapter 88 - Crazy for Noodles
- Chapter 87 - A Top Ten Anime Betrayal
- Chapter 86 - Take Care of Our Boss, Lady Boss!
- Chapter 85 - The Valiant Damsel Saves the Knight in Distress
- Chapter 84 - Third Letter of Recommendation, Collected
- Chapter 83 - Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?
- Chapter 82 - Tactless Minions
- Chapter 81 - The End of Yao Zhixings Reign?
- Chapter 80 - Challenge
- Chapter 79 - A Taunt
- Chapter 78 - Cruel World, Why?
- Chapter 77 - Hard to Believe!
- Chapter 76 - But What Are You Going to Do?
- Chapter 75 - Fast Progress
- Chapter 74 - A Gentleman Around Women
- Chapter 73 - Two Ye Shuangs‽
- Chapter 72 - Perpetual Utility Man to the Rescue
- Chapter 71 - One of Us!
- Chapter 70
- Chapter 69
- Chapter 68
- Chapter 67
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 1