Chapter 153: Smart Friend III
“I’m your friend,” Xiaoai responded with a kind smile.
I forced a smile and started on my egg omelet. 60 dollars… almost twice the price from a restaurant. It really has a homey taste to it, though, which made me think about Mom.
Of course, it wasn’t really that great and Mom would never use MSG because she believed it to be unhealthy. She only ever adds salt to her dishes and she never spreads them out. Her food tasted similar to this, although the methods used were different.
“60 dollars for this? Isn’t it too much?” I asked, frustrated.
Seconds ticked by.
“You mean the egg omelet?” Xiaoai asked.
I shook my head without responding, slowly finishing up the food.
After the meal, I noticed a smell coming from my jacket that hadn’t been in the wash for a week. I shrugged it off, and to my surprise, the cleaning robot came over to take it away.
A few seconds later, Xiaoai added, “Do you want us to wash your clothes, Master?”
“Yeah, wash it.”
I retired to the bedroom and took a nap, only waking up by 6 PM.
I had planned to order delivery but looking at the tablet, I reconsidered my decision. I was curious to see if selecting other dishes was going to bring a miracle.
…
As I expected, the food was expensive and bad.
Xiaoai’s answers were often delayed, but I still couldn’t help myself from chatting with her.
I discovered her limits in those chats.
No matter how advanced she was, she’s still ultimately just a robot that has restricted functions.
She was, however, unique in the aspect that she doesn’t repeat herself like a fool.
This was the 63rd generation smart housekeeper so I knew that countless modifications had been made just to reach this standard.
Despite all of that premium modifications, though, it was still a bit of a stretch to call her a friend.
Half a year passed and I gradually got familiar with her.
Another patch came in – 63.2 beta test version.
My pro-gamer habit kicked in and I went to check for the differences between the current and the new version.
I couldn’t find any information regarding this update on Xiaomi’s website.
After searching for it for a bit, I discovered from the forum that this update was exclusive to the VIP version.
This update would bring in a monthly service, similar to that provided by the housekeeper. According to the forum, the server would offer a 1 to 1 undelayed communication and would cost up to 100,000 a month. 24-hour service would be provided except for maintenance on Sundays.
Stopping operation for maintenance sounded very outdated. Maintenance systems were usually instantaneous nowadays. Nevertheless, undelayed communication was a refreshing change.
I checked my bank account and clicked update.
A blue horizontal laser bar ran down Xiaoai’s body.
Upon completion, Xiaoai greeted, “Hi, Master.”
“Hey,” I smiled.
“Do you need to go out? I analyzed your data, you’ve been at home for too long and lack exercise,” she reported.
The first thing I noticed was the lack of delay in her response.
“Nah, I’m healthy,” I disagreed.
“It’s best if you can just exercise a little. You can leave your body to me now,” she added.
I could see and feel the improvement in her system. I smiled and walked to the door.
Just as I was about to leave, my cleaning robot stopped me and handed a towel and a kettle.
“You just need 30 minutes of running. I’ve already mapped the route out and sent it to your mobile. Enjoy yourself,” Xiaoai continued.
I took the towel and the heavy kettle, supposing that the can was filled with hot water. I exited after taking a look at Xiaoai.
I didn’t know why I chose to listen to a virtual housekeeper, but I still ran for a whole 30 minutes. I even drank from the kettle and wiped my sweat with the towel.
During my run, I tried taking a shortcut due to bad traffic, but I was stopped by Xiaoai. “Do not cheat,” she reminded through my phone.
Lunch was already on the table when I got home.
The dishes were also prepared based on data; they were what I usually had for lunch.
I started eating eagerly but I was disappointed to find out that the taste hadn’t improved.
“Is there a system upgrade for the cooking machine? Or a new generation perhaps? My stomach is going bad with all these food,” I complained.
“There isn’t any currently, but I can assist you with your cooking,” Xiaoai offered.
“What do you mean?” I asked, puzzled.
“Order your food through the tablet but I’ll choose not to put it in the cooking machine. I’ll instruct you on how to cook from there. It will taste better this way,” she suggested.
I nodded and looked at the menu, thinking about what I should get.
“How about an egg omelet? It’s the easiest,” Xiaoai proposed.
Almost instantly, I selected that dish.
After half an hour’s wait, the ingredients were sent to the kitchen.
Xiaoai stood beside me, ordering, “Beat the eggs and add a pinch of salt and some starch.”
“Aren’t you going to let me have a look at the recipe?” I questioned.
“Just follow my instructions,” she said.
“Alright.” I nodded and did as I was instructed.
“A little more salt perhaps,” she added along the way.
“Perhaps?” I repeated. The cooking machine made my food extremely salty each time so I was wary when Xiaoai had me put more salt. I was afraid that she was reciting the recipe that the machine was following. Plus, I was a newbie and if I were to produce an equally salty meal, I might as well have the machine do it.
“One-fifth of a tablespoon. Please trust me,” Xiaoai said.
Not knowing what else to do, I followed her suggestion.
…
After 20 minutes of hard work, an uneven looking omelet was completed.
The cleaning robot came over to bring the dish out but I stopped it, wanting to do it on my own.
The food on the table looked undeniably better than my omelet but I started scooping up the rice anyway.
It was the best food I’ve had for the past half a year.
I completely finished my plate of omelet within minutes.
“I can continue helping you in the future if you’d like that,” Xiaoai told me with a smile.
I nodded enthusiastically, having the urge to learn all the dishes on the menu.
“I think you’re too lonely, Master,” Xiaoai broached.
“What do you mean? Aren’t you my friend? I’m not lonely,” I disagreed.
“Xiaomi has a pet event going on. I think you can get one for yourself,” Xiao suggested.
“What pet should I get?” I asked.
“Taking your financial situation into consideration, a cat would be suitable.”
“Financial situation?”
Xiaoai smiled. “I’ve already opened the user interface on the tablet for you.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 208: Mountain, Sea XIV – Final III
- Chapter 207: Mountain, Sea XIII: Final II
- Chapter 206: Mountain, Sea XII: Final I
- Chapter 205: Mountain, Sea XI: Refinement
- Chapter 204: Mountain, Sea: Gong Fu
- Chapter 203: Mountain, Sea IX: Malong
- Chapter 202: Seven Friends: Let It Be
- Chapter 201: Ghost Market (Part 5) III
- Chapter 200: Ghost Market (Part 5) II
- Chapter 199: Ghost Market (Part 5) I
- Chapter 198: Ghost Market (Part 4) III
- Chapter 197: Ghost Market (Part 4) II
- Chapter 196: Ghost Market (Part 4) I
- Chapter 195: Ghost Market (Part 3) III
- Chapter 194: Ghost Market (Part 3) II
- Chapter 193: Ghost Market (Part 3) I
- Chapter 192: Ghost Market (Part 2) III
- Chapter 191: Ghost Market (Part 2) II
- Chapter 190: Ghost Market (Part 2) I
- Chapter 189: Ghost Market III
- Chapter 188: Ghost Market II
- Chapter 187: Ghost Market I
- Chapter 186: Dig On, Dig On (Part 2) III
- Chapter 185: Dig On, Dig On (Part 2) II
- Chapter 184: Dig On, Dig On (Part 2) I
- Chapter 183: Dig On, Dig On III
- Chapter 182: Dig On, Dig On II
- Chapter 181: Dig On, Dig On I
- Chapter 180: Heaven on Earth III
- Chapter 179: Heaven on Earth II
- Chapter 178: Heaven on Earth I
- Chapter 177: People and Money (Part 2) III
- Chapter 176: People and Money (Part 2) II
- Chapter 175: People and Money (Part 2) I
- Chapter 174: People and Money III
- Chapter 173: People and Money II
- Chapter 172: People and Money I
- Chapter 171: Book of Revelation (Part 3) III
- Chapter 170: Book of Revelation (Part 3) II
- Chapter 169: Book of Revelation (Part 3) I
- Chapter 168: Book of Revelation (Part 2) III
- Chapter 167: The Book of Revelation (Part 2) II
- Chapter 166: The Book of Revelation (Part 2) I
- Chapter 165: The Book of Revelation III
- Chapter 164: The Book of Revelation
- Chapter 163: The Book of Revelation I
- Chapter 162: Door of Truth (Part 2) III
- Chapter 161: Door of Truth (Part 2) II
- Chapter 160: Door of Truth (Part 2) I
- Chapter 159: Door of Truth III
- Chapter 158: Door of Truth II
- Chapter 157: Door of Truth I
- Chapter 156: Smart Friend (Part 2) III
- Chapter 155: Smart Friend (Part 2) II
- Chapter 154: Smart Friend (Part 2) I
- Chapter 153: Smart Friend III
- Chapter 152: Smart Friend II
- Chapter 151: Smart Friend I
- Chapter 150: Blemish of Time (Part 2) III
- Chapter 149: Blemish of Time (Part 2) II
- Chapter 148: Blemish of Time (Part 2) I
- Chapter 147: Mountain, Sea: Ten Sons
- Chapter 146: Mountain, Sea VIII: Chaos
- Chapter 145: Mountain, Sea VII – Jiao Tu
- Chapter 144: Seven Friends: Brother Si
- Chapter 143: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 3) III
- Chapter 142: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 3) II
- Chapter 141: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 3) I
- Chapter 140: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 2) III
- Chapter 139: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 2) II
- Chapter 138: Your Family Name, My Name (Part 2) I
- Chapter 137: Your Family Name, My Name III
- Chapter 136: Your Family Name, My Name II
- Chapter 135: Your Family Name, My Name I
- Chapter 134: Rain Man (Part 3) III
- Chapter 133: Rain Main (Part 3) II
- Chapter 132: Rain Man (Part 3) I
- Chapter 131: Rain Man (Part 2) III
- Chapter 130: Rain Man (Part 2) II
- Chapter 129: Rain Man (Part 2) I
- Chapter 128: Rain Man III
- Chapter 127: Rain Man II
- Chapter 126: Rain Man I
- Chapter 125: Daytime Lady Ghost (Part 2) III
- Chapter 124: Daytime Lady Ghost (Part 2) II
- Chapter 123: Daytime Lady Ghost (Part 2) I
- Chapter 122: Daytime Lady Ghost III
- Chapter 121: Daytime Lady Ghost II
- Chapter 120: Daytime Lady Ghost I
- Chapter 119: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive (Part 2) III
- Chapter 118: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive (Part 2) I
- Chapter 117: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive (Part 2) I
- Chapter 116: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive III
- Chapter 115: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive II
- Chapter 114: Seeking Individuals, Dead or Alive I
- Chapter 113: Wormhole Time Machine III
- Chapter 112: Wormhole Time Machine II
- Chapter 111: Wormhole Time Machine I
- Chapter 110: Karma III
- Chapter 109: Karma II
- Chapter 108: Karma I
- Chapter 107: Blemish of Time III
- Chapter 106: Blemish of Time II
- Chapter 105: Blemish of Time I
- Chapter 104: Panda on Strike III
- Chapter 103: Panda on Strike II
- Chapter 102: Panda on Strike I
- Chapter 101: Seven Friends: Fourth Brother
- Chapter 100: Mountain, Sea IX: Pixiu
- Chapter 99: Mountain, Sea VIII: Kylin
- Chapter 98: Mountain, Sea VII: Xiaoqian
- Chapter 97: Smoke and Business III
- Chapter 96: Smoke and Business II
- Chapter 95: Smoke and Business I
- Chapter 94: Immortal Cultivation Studies III
- Chapter 93: Immortal Cultivation Studies II
- Chapter 92: Immortal Cultivation I
- Chapter 91: The Value of Art (Part 2) III
- Chapter 90: The Value of Art (Part 2) II
- Chapter 89: The Value of Art (Part 2) I
- Chapter 88: The Value of Art III
- Chapter 87: The Value of Art II
- Chapter 86: The Value of Art I
- Chapter 85: Turing III
- Chapter 84: Turing II
- Chapter 83: Turing I
- Chapter 82: I Have Superpowers
- Chapter 81: All-seeing Eye (Part 2) III
- Chapter 80: All-seeing Eye (Part 2) II
- Chapter 79: All-seeing Eye (Part 2) I
- Chapter 78: All-seeing Eye III
- Chapter 77: All-seeing Eye II
- Chapter 76: All-seeing Eye I
- Chapter 75: Choice (Part 2) III
- Chapter 74: Choice (Part 2) II
- Chapter 73: Choice (Part 2) I
- Chapter 72: Choice III
- Chapter 71: Choice II
- Chapter 70: Choice I
- Chapter 69: Seven Friends: Whitey
- Chapter 68: Moon of Wrath III
- Chapter 67: Moon of Wrath II
- Chapter 66: Moon of Wrath I
- Chapter 65: Battlefield Reporter
- Chapter 64: Mountain, Sea VI: Baize
- Chapter 63: Mountain, Sea V: Pu Lao
- Chapter 62: Mountain, Sea IV: Wind Fox
- Chapter 61: Bet’s On II
- Chapter 60: Bet’s On I
- Chapter 59: Brilliant Silver III
- Chapter 58: Brilliant Silver II
- Chapter 57: Brilliant Silver I
- Chapter 56: Game of Destruction III
- Chapter 55: Game of Destruction II
- Chapter 54: Game of Destruction I
- Chapter 53: Has Always Been III
- Chapter 52: Has Always Been II
- Chapter 51: Has Always Been I
- Chapter 50: Field of Vision III
- Chapter 49: Field of Vision II
- Chapter 48: Field of Vision I
- Chapter 47: Pacific Ocean
- Chapter 46: My Bride III
- Chapter 45: My Bride II
- Chapter 44: My Bride
- Chapter 43: Escape II
- Chapter 42: Escape I
- Chapter 41: Candy III
- Chapter 40: Candy II
- Chapter 39: Candy I
- Chapter 38: In What World? III
- Chapter 37: In What World? II
- Chapter 36: In What World?
- Chapter 35: Unfortunate Opportunity III
- Chapter 34: Unfortunate Opportunity II
- Chapter 33: Unfortunate Opportunity I
- Chapter 32: Code K III
- Chapter 31: Code K II
- Chapter 30: Code K
- Chapter 29: Why Me? III
- Chapter 28: Why Me II
- Chapter 27: Why Me? I
- Chapter 26: Bomb Specialist III
- Chapter 25: Bomb Specialist II
- Chapter 24: Bomb Specialist I
- Chapter 23: Peaceful Birth, Peaceful Death III
- Chapter 22: Peaceful Birth, Peaceful Death II
- Chapter 21: Peaceful Birth, Peaceful Death I
- Chapter 20: Longevity II
- Chapter 19: Longevity I
- Chapter 18: Mountain, Sea III: Diamond Dust
- Chapter 17: Mountain, Sea II: Tao Tie
- Chapter 16: Mountain, Sea I: Forget-Me
- Chapter 15: Sometimes III
- Chapter 14: Sometimes II
- Chapter 13: Sometimes I
- Chapter 12: Clap Clap Clap II
- Chapter 11: Clap Clap Clap I
- Chapter 10: Summer II
- Chapter 9: Summer I
- Chapter 8: No Loudspeaker III
- Chapter 7: No Loudspeaker II
- Chapter 6: No Loudspeaker I
- Chapter 5: Providence
- Chapter 4: I’m Not Bad
- Chapter 3: Devil’s Corner
- Chapter 2: Dystopian Determination
- Chapter 1: The Knowing