Chapter 282 13 - Simping 101: Lick Until You Have It All
Chapter 282 13 - Simping 101: Lick Until You Have It All
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- Chapter 282 13 - Simping 101: Lick Until You Have It All
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A so-called “love breakfast” is a meal made for you by the one you love. What’s on the plate isn’t important; what matters is the sentiment behind it.
The white-haired girl, who had woken up early in search of food, looked at the young man who had suddenly appeared before her holding a lavish breakfast tray, and her delicate face registered a hint of alarm.
For a girl unaccustomed to social interaction, having someone publicly confess to her was an event far beyond her comprehension.
How to handle such a situation was, naturally, a question well beyond the scope of her experience.
Faced with this completely unsolvable problem, Miss Kiana’s first instinct was to run.
She decided she would simply avoid Li Zihan from now on, solving the problem through evasion.
Guided by this thought, the girl named Kiana almost instinctively spun around, preparing to flee back to her room.
And then—
The young man’s counsel reached her ears.
“I’ll be the one making all the meals from now on. If you keep avoiding me, you’re going to go hungry quite often.”
“And I don’t think you’d like the feeling of an empty stomach, would you?”
The girl, who had the blood of a super-soldier flowing through her veins and thus a massive appetite—and who, unlike her ancestor, couldn’t substitute Honkai energy for sustenance—froze in place.
“Today’s breakfast was made according to your nationality, you know. Won’t you at least try it?”
The young man, whose eyes were reminiscent of the blazing sun, casually placed the dishes on the dining table, continuing to state the facts.
The girl who had turned away hesitated, a hint of wavering on her face.
“Besides, we’re living under the same roof. Don’t you think it’s a little ridiculous to try and distance yourself from me just by hiding?”
Knowing full well that Kiana didn’t really want to see him, the young man spoke in a light, cheerful tone.
“What’s more, Ishtar’s temple is just the first stop on our journey. We’ll be going to other places later. Unless you plan on staying here all by yourself, we’re destined to travel together.”
The rather heartbreaking reality of her situation sank into the ears of the girl who had stopped in her tracks.
The white-haired girl remained silent for a long moment before turning back around. Under the young man’s watchful gaze, she returned to the dining table.
Li Zihan was telling the truth. Trying to end his pursuit through avoidance was a foolish endeavor.
“Go on, try some.”
The young man, who actually had no idea what Kiana liked to eat and had simply cooked based on the popular tastes of the Germanic region, cheerfully pushed Kiana’s portion toward her.
Kiana looked down at the breakfast before her, a mixture of a traditional German breakfast and the stubborn masterpiece of Great Britain.
The portion was generous, and the variety was extensive.
Even a quick glance revealed grilled tomatoes, butter-fried scrambled eggs, roasted sausages, mushrooms drizzled with cheese sauce, and, clearly prepared for a German with a sweet tooth, toast with jam and oatmeal mixed with honey.
If just one person made all this, it must have taken an hour or two, thought the girl, unaware that this man was an expert at manipulating time within a localized area.
Does that mean he woke up very early to start preparing breakfast, and even made some of these dishes specifically for me?
A strange feeling began to blossom in the girl’s heart.
However, she said nothing. She simply lowered her head, sipped her oatmeal, and quietly picked up her knife and fork, taking small bites of the food from her plate.
Unlike Sirin, who always wolfed down her food, Kiana ate quickly but elegantly. Thus, even though the two looked identical, it was easy to tell them apart.
Li Zihan smiled, sitting to the side and watching the girl eat with her eyes downcast, making idle comparisons in his head.
“I’m full. Thank you for the meal.”
The words came out stiffly. She quickly stood up from the table and walked toward her room with hurried steps.
Faced with this scene, the young man didn’t get angry. He remained smiling, calling out to the girl’s retreating back.
“For lunch, would you prefer Chinese or French? Or perhaps some Turkish cuisine?”
“Whatever you want.”
The girl didn’t even turn her head, her reply utterly cold.
“Pfft—”
After the girl named Kiana had left, the sound of another girl’s laughter rang out from the side.
Li Zihan looked over and saw the useless goddess whose attributes heavily overlapped with Aqua’s—Ishtar.
“What’s so funny?”
Li Zihan looked at the goddess who seemed to be mocking him and raised an eyebrow.
“It seems, dear Mr. Supreme God, that your path of love isn’t going so smoothly.”
The useless goddess, who had also been drawn out by the aroma of food, looked at the young man who had clearly tried to curry favor with the girl named Kiana only to receive a frigid response. A teasing smile played on her lips.
“Do you require the great Lady Ishtar to guide you? To set you on the express path to love?”
The goddess, whose authorities were extremely broad and even touched upon the domain of a love god, patted the barren mounds on her chest and spoke proudly to the foreign deity who had seemingly been rebuffed.
“For a fee, of course,” the goddess, who clearly had money on her mind, quickly added.
“My conquest is going very smoothly, thank you. I don’t need your help.”
The young man, who genuinely felt his pursuit of Kiana was progressing, spoke leisurely.
“Hah?”
Ishtar stared, dumbfounded, as if she had just heard the most ridiculous thing.
“Hey, hey, hey, that little girl Kiana is completely ignoring you, and you’re telling me your conquest is going smoothly?”
“My good man, don’t tell me your grand plan is to keep fawning over her while she gives you the cold shoulder? Just a full-on simp offensive?”
“Is there a problem with that?”
The young man, who saw shades of both Sirin and Bronya in Kiana, smiled faintly.
“There are two kinds of simps: those who simp until the very end and get nothing, and those who simp until the very end and get everything.”
“If the final outcome is getting everything, what’s wrong with being a simp for a little while?”
“…”
Hearing Li Zihan’s words, Ishtar fell silent for a moment. Then, as if trying to pull a simp back from the brink of ruin, she warned him.
“But that girl, Kiana, is clearly resisting you.”
It was true. Li Zihan had not made a good impression on Kiana.
He was connected to Otto, the greatest shadow in her life.
And he was pursuing her while already having a lover, which made him the worst kind of scumbag.
“But what does that matter?” the young man, who had once fought with Sirin over Mei and had also been friend-zoned by Bronya many times, said calmly.
“A person who is lonely and starved for affection will instinctively respond to the kindness of others.”
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- Chapter 386 46 - Lord Otto Feels This Round is in the Bag
- Chapter 385 45 - To Family Harmony, Siegfried, Ascend to the Heavens
- Chapter 384 44 - Cecilia's Choice
- Chapter 383 43 - Please, Make Your Choice in This Dream
- Chapter 382 42 - What Do I Do When I Meet My Mother-in-Law? Online, Waiting, Urgent!
- Chapter 381 41 - Mother-in-law-sama is the Best!
- Chapter 380 40 - What Does it Mean to be a Professional Turncoat?
- Chapter 379 39 - Let's Play a Game!
- Chapter 378 38 - In the Name of Man, a Rebellion Against the Divine!
- Chapter 377 37 - Welt's Day of Suffering
- Chapter 376 36 - The Herrscher of the Void (?) and the Herrscher of Reason (?)
- Chapter 375 35 - Goodbye, My Father-in-law, and My Cowardice
- Chapter 374 34 - Siegfried, Get in Here and Get Beaten
- Chapter 373 33 - The Herrscher of the Void isn't Sirin, It's Me!
- Chapter 372 32 - The Title Maiden Has Run Away from Home
- Chapter 371 31 - Dull Goose, and You Still Say You're Not the Cheating Cat?
- Chapter 370 30 - The Dull Goose Doesn't Want to Be a Freebie
- Chapter 369 29 - Punishing the Culprit While Protecting the Future (2-in-1)
- Chapter 368 28 - Where Do You Want to Hold the Wedding?
- Chapter 367 27 - Next, It's Time to Rest, Isn't It?
- Chapter 366 26 - The Dull Goose's Marvelous Adventure
- Chapter 365 25 - Who Are You Taking Me to See?
- Chapter 364 24 - You Just Need to Be a Happy Tsundere Little Queen
- Chapter 363 23 - Don't Underestimate Me
- Chapter 362 22 - I'm Your Future Husband
- Chapter 361 21 - Babel Without a Chess Master
- Chapter 360 20 - What Does It Mean to be an International Scammer?
- Chapter 359 19 - That Year, The Pufferfish Had Not Yet Inflated
- Chapter 358 18 - Perhaps, This is Fate
- Chapter 357 17 - Miss Mei's Wedding
- Chapter 356 16 - Dull Goose, You've Been Sold Out
- Chapter 355 15 - Miss Dull Goose is Utterly Baffled
- Chapter 354 14 - Is Durandal the Dull Goose a Cheating Cat?
- Chapter 353 13 - The Herrscher of the Void's Pufferfish, Rises from Her Coffin
- Chapter 352 12 - Miss Pufferfish is About to Rise from Her Coffin
- Chapter 351 11 - Tonight, Bronya Joins the Hunt
- Chapter 350 10 - The Night is Fleeting, But Our Future is Long
- Chapter 349 9 - How is the Other You?
- Chapter 348 8 - Sea Tiger Martial God—Raiden Mei!
- Chapter 347 7 - Mei, You Shall Ultimately Be Crowned Queen
- Chapter 346 6 - What Does It Mean to Harbor Ulterior Motives?
- Chapter 345 5 - After Being Apart for So Long, Shouldn't We Get Intimate?
- Chapter 344 4 - My Scumbag's Teenage Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As Expected
- Chapter 343 3 - The Real Heroine is Me, Mei!
- Chapter 342 2 - Let's Get Married
- Chapter 341 1 - System, Rise Up!
- Chapter 340 71 - I Have a Special Way of Using the Ten Rings
- Chapter 339 70 - A Verdant Prairie Descends Upon Their Heads
- Chapter 338 69 - The Girls from Two Worlds… Will Meet?
- Chapter 337 68 - A Little Sister? The Kind with a Different Father and Mother, Who Happens to Stay the Night?
- Chapter 336 67 - As Everyone Knows, Miss Guda is the Female Protagonist of This Volume
- Chapter 335 66 - A Tree Without Bark Will Surely Die; A Man Without Shame is Invincible
- Chapter 334 65 - Meet Your End, Beast of Pity!
- Chapter 333 64 - Hunting the Beast of Pity (2-in-1)
- Chapter 332 63 - The Death of Li Zihan?
- Chapter 331 62 - Demon God Goetia, Responds to the Summoning
- Chapter 330 61 - Of Course, It's a Fan-Favorite Development
- Chapter 329 60 - Shameless Old Rogue, Shut Up!
- Chapter 328 59 - That's Your Mother-in-Law, Ritsuka
- Chapter 327 58 - My Child, Follow the Laws of Creation!
- Chapter 326 57 - Mama Tiamat, Save Me!!
- Chapter 325 56 - Feeding the Holy Grail to Mama Tiamat
- Chapter 324 55 - Mama Tiamat, Stop Sleeping, Time to Party!
- Chapter 323 54 - I Really Couldn't Think of a Title
- Chapter 322 53 - Time for Some Shenanigans
- Chapter 321 52 - All in All, I Came Out on Top, Didn't I?
- Chapter 320 51 - You're Looking for Ereshkigal, What Does That Have to Do With Me, Ishtar?
- Chapter 319 50 - How to Know the Underworld Queen's Heart?
- Chapter 318 49 - Forgive Me, Ishtar
- Chapter 317 48 - Daga, Kotowaru
- Chapter 316 47 - Will You Accept My Love?
- Chapter 315 46 - The Useless Goddess Wants Me to Confess
- Chapter 314 45 - So This is What You Call a Genius Mind Game?
- Chapter 313 44 - Ritsuka, Let Me Be a Rogue to My Heart's Content
- Chapter 312 43 - Your First Kiss Wasn't Mash, It Was Me!
- Chapter 311 42 - Gorgon: I Will Tear Apart This Fate!
- Chapter 310 41 - Is It Really Okay to Bring a Girl to a Boss Fight?
- Chapter 309 40 - Your Friend, Guda, Has Joined the Party
- Chapter 308 39 - As Expected, It's All About Scheming with Girls
- Chapter 307 38 - Before Us Is Merlin, Let's Divide and Devour
- Chapter 306 37 - Doctor, It's Time to Face Reality
- Chapter 305 36 - The Blame, Pinned on Romani's Head
- Chapter 304 35 - What It Means to Be the Ultimate Scumbag
- Chapter 303 34 - The Grand Scammer and the Grand #1 Fan
- Chapter 302 33 - Danger: Merlin! Danger: Doctor!
- Chapter 301 32 - The Freebie Goddess, Eresh-chan
- Chapter 300 31 - Eresh-chan, I'm Your Fan!!
- Chapter 299 30 - Why Bother Conquering Guda When It's More Fun to Have Her Conquer You?
- Chapter 298 29 - Can This Really Be Called Flirting?
- Chapter 297 28 - Miss Guda's New Job
- Chapter 296 27 - Miss Guda Senses a Chastity Crisis
- Chapter 295 26 - Kidnap Gudako, Command Romani
- Chapter 294 25 - How to Rationally Kidnap Guda
- Chapter 293 24 - On the Self-Cultivation of a Scumbag
- Chapter 292 23 - The Great Distress of Miss Gudako
- Chapter 291 22 - How to Handle Kiana?
- Chapter 290 21 - I Like You a Lot. That's All There Is to It.
- Chapter 289 20 - Taking You to See a World That Isn't Good, But Isn't Bad Either
- Chapter 288 19 - Team Fights Can Be Lost, Merlin Must Die!
- Chapter 287 18 - The Possibility of a Honkai Advent
- Chapter 286 17 - Launch Siegfried, Watch Over All Humanity
- Chapter 285 16 - What Does It Mean to Be Best Friends?
- Chapter 284 15 - The Machinations of a Scumbag Are Always Miraculous
- Chapter 283 14 - Eating from the Bowl, Eyeing the Pot
- Chapter 282 13 - Simping 101: Lick Until You Have It All
- Chapter 281 12 - You're Next, Kiana!
- Chapter 280 11 - How to Handle a Jealous Bronya? Persuade Her in Bed, of Course.
- Chapter 279 10 - What Does It Mean to Be an International Playboy?
- Chapter 278 9 - I Think I Kind of Like Kiana, and I Want to Try Pursuing Her.
- Chapter 277 8 - How to Handle the Goddess of Poverty?
- Chapter 276 7 - Ishtar, Full of Majesty
- Chapter 275 6 - Ishtar, Have You Ever Heard of Zero-Dollar Shopping?
- Chapter 274 5 - How to Arrange the Enemy's Defeat Down to the Last Detail
- Chapter 273 4 - Absolute Traitor Front: Babylonia
- Chapter 272 3 - The Team About to Embark
- Chapter 271 2 - Kiana, I'm Here to Invite You on a Trip
- Chapter 270 1 - The Whereabouts of the Real Kiana
- Chapter 269 48 - As Expected of the Strongest Herrscher, Effortlessly Doing What the Herrscher of Thunder Could Not
- Chapter 268 47 - On the Matter of the Real Kiana
- Chapter 267 46 - The New Heroine Makes Her Official Debut
- Chapter 266 45 - The System That Screws Up Again
- Chapter 265 44 - I Hear Miss Mei and Hera are a Super Match
- Chapter 264 43 - Who is Athena's Scapegoat?
- Chapter 263 42 - The Lolicon's Sickness Finally Acts Up
- Chapter 262 41 - The Definition of a Light-Speed Freebie
- Chapter 261 40 - An Encounter with Athena
- Chapter 260 39 - The Premature Awakening of Athena
- Chapter 259 38 - Let's Debut as a God-Slayer, Shenzhou's Flatboard!
- Chapter 258 37 - The Long-Awaited Arrival of Shenzhou's Flatboard
- Chapter 257 36 - Mei is Preparing Breakfast
- Chapter 256 35 - Care from an Old Father
- Chapter 255 34 - A Proposal from the Fire-Thief
- Chapter 254 33 - Sitting at Home, When a Father Falls from the Sky
- Chapter 253 32 - A Conception of Mei's Wedding
- Chapter 252 31 - On the Importance of Divine Connections
- Chapter 251 30 - Eat My Chest-Piercing Fist!!
- Chapter 250 29 - Susanoo, Accept This Lie I've Woven for You
- Chapter 249 28 - The Rising Killing Intent of Susanoo
- Chapter 248 27 - The Definition of Groveling at Light Speed
- Chapter 247 26 - So Very Green! Imperial Jade Green!
- Chapter 246 25 - Green! So Very Green! It's Imperial Jade Green!
- Chapter 245 24 - This is This Man Li's Ultimate Escape Route!
- Chapter 244 23 - You Thought It Was Archer? It Was Me, Kuro!
- Chapter 243 22 - The Definition of a High-Speed Turncoat
- Chapter 242 21 - Mei, Can You Still Count All Your Hats?
- Chapter 241 20 - On How to Build Good Relationships with God-Slayers
- Chapter 240 19 - Bros for Life
- Chapter 239 18 - Grass Chicken, I Have Come to Imprison You
- Chapter 238 17 - How Many Minutes to Take Down Kusanagi Godou?
- Chapter 237 16 - The Existence Truly Worthy of Concern
- Chapter 236 15 - The Grass Chicken King Thinks He's Got This
- Chapter 235 14 - The God Hiding Behind the 'Grass-Cutter' King
- Chapter 234 13 - Have You Forgotten What 'Kusanagi' Symbolizes in the Language of the Far East?
- Chapter 233 12 - On How to Fleece the Rebirth Ritual
- Chapter 232 11 - The Daily Bullying of Skadi Begins
- Chapter 231 10 - Heroic Spirit Summoning? No, It's God Summoning!
- Chapter 230 9: Miss Ana in Los Angeles
- Chapter 229 8: The Conflict Between God-Slayers
- Chapter 228 7: I am the King of the Far East
- Chapter 227 6: Miss Pandora is Very Confused
- Chapter 226 5: Your Weapon? No, This is MY Weapon!
- Chapter 225 3: A Trial from the Sun God
- Chapter 224 4: How to Slay a God? E=mc²
- Chapter 223 2: Not All People Are Created Equal
- Chapter 222 1: A New World
- Chapter 221 27 - To Whom Does Lady Luna Kindred Truly Belong?
- Chapter 220 26 - The Bloodsucking Cat—Luna
- Chapter 219 25 - Kin of the Herrscher of Erosion?
- Chapter 218 24 - The Sudden Appearance of Luna Kindred
- Chapter 217 23 - The Apocalypse Scandal?
- Chapter 216 22 - Ah Li, You Really Are a Pervert!
- Chapter 215 21 - Mei: I Am the Heroine of the New World (Convinced)
- Chapter 214 20 - The Tactless Ling
- Chapter 213 19 - Would You Be Willing to Help Me Share the Burden of Honkai Energy?
- Chapter 212 18 - On the Method of Alleviating One's Own Honkai Energy Erosion
- Chapter 211 17 - Mei: My Best Friend is an Upstanding Individual
- Chapter 210 16 - I Forgive You
- Chapter 209 15 - Mei's Sick Visit
- Chapter 208 14 - Li Zihan Critically Ill?
- Chapter 207 13 - Mei, Arrived at Last
- Chapter 206 12 - I'm Sorry, Mei
- Chapter 205 11 - Some Things, You Shouldn't Make a Girl Say
- Chapter 204 10 - Kiana in the Commercial District
- Chapter 203 9 - Rita's Undoing
- Chapter 202 8 - There's No Plan Sister Tazi Can't Wreck!
- Chapter 201 7 - Miss Rita, Do You Know the Consequences of Selling Out Your Superior?
- Chapter 200 6 - Bastard Ah Li, Eat My Fist!
- Chapter 199 5 - A Past Shrouded in Doubt
- Chapter 198 3 - Rita, You Schemed Against Me!
- Chapter 197 2 - Miss Kiana's Melancholy
- Chapter 196 1 - Return from 500 Years Ago
- Chapter 195 16 - Don't Court Death, and You Won't Die
- Chapter 194 15 - The Woeful Higokumaru
- Chapter 193 14 - I Accept Your Confession
- Chapter 192 13 - Li-kun, You Will Take Responsibility, Won't You?
- Chapter 191 12 - Twin Lotuses on a Single Stalk
- Chapter 190 11 - The Possibility of Marriage and a False History
- Chapter 189 10 - Big Brother, Can You Take Seele Back to Siberia Sooner?
- Chapter 188 9 - The Death of Big G
- Chapter 187 8 - Black Seele the Heroine, Forever God
- Chapter 186 7 - Future Husband?
- Chapter 185 6 - Evocation?
- Chapter 184 5 - Heading to Yae Shrine
- Chapter 183 4 - The Encounter with Yae Sakura
- Chapter 182 3 - Mission (×) Couple's Trip (√)
- Chapter 181 2 - That Year, Miss Yingyingying Didn't Have Beast Ears
- Chapter 180 1 - Arriving Five Hundred Years in the Past
- Chapter 179 46 - Saving Private Kallen?
- Chapter 178 45 - The Already Completed Chaldea
- Chapter 177 44 - Now, Accompany Me on a Proper Date
- Chapter 176 43 - The Story Written for You
- Chapter 175 42 - Diarector, what is the hidden truth you are talking about?
- Chapter 174 41 - I Accept Your Confession
- Chapter 173 40 - "Seele": I Agree to Go Out With You
- Chapter 172 39 - Danger, Li Zihan, Danger
- Chapter 171 38 - Dark Seele the Heroine Discovers an Anomaly
- Chapter 170 37 - How to Delay the Shuraba?
- Chapter 169 36 - The Real Experiment
- Chapter 168 35 - Time for Overtime
- Chapter 167 34 - I want... to get to know you better
- Chapter 166 33 - Can You Go Out With Me?
- Chapter 165 32 - A Question from Ana
- Chapter 164 31 - Is This a Husky?
- Chapter 163 30 - Ana Schariac
- Chapter 162 29 - You... Have a Herrscher Fetish?
- Chapter 161 28 - Rita's Little Lesson
- Chapter 160 27 - Are You Made of Wood?
- Chapter 159 26 - The Dangers of the Artificial Herrscher Experiment?
- Chapter 158 25 - The Aftermath of the Peeping Incident
- Chapter 157 24 - The Art of Passing the Buck
- Chapter 156 23 - Internal Strife of the Lecher Duo
- Chapter 155 22 - Group Peeping or the Herrscher Experiment, Which is More Important?
- Chapter 154 21 - Testing the Aptitude for Spiritron Transfer
- Chapter 153 20 - The Test Subjects for Spiritron Transfer
- Chapter 152 19 - Tell Me, Who is the Forever God!
- Chapter 151 18 - The Rice Cooker is Learning Oil Painting
- Chapter 150 17 - The Artificial Herrscher Experiment
- Chapter 149 16 - The Possibility of Eroding Herrscher Cores and Gems
- Chapter 148 15 - Guess Who's on This Canvas?
- Chapter 147 14 - It's Seele-da!
- Chapter 146 13 - Fenghuang Down, Forever a God!
- Chapter 145 12 - Fenghuang Down
- Chapter 144 11 - The Scent of Perfume on You
- Chapter 143 10 - Theresa's Tortuous Path to Demanding Her Salary
- Chapter 142 9 - Regarding the Matter of Docking Theresa's Salary
- Chapter 141 8 - Perhaps This is Scum
- Chapter 140 7 - Miss Mei's Heart is Very Confused
- Chapter 139 6 - Henceforth, Please Take Care of Me
- Chapter 138 5 - Um, I Think I Might Like You
- Chapter 137 4 - Miss Banya's Mood is Very Complicated
- Chapter 136 3 - Reversing the Past
- Chapter 135 2 - Bronya is Very Confused
- Chapter 134 1 - Returning to the Honkai World
- Chapter 133 34 - Before Departure
- Chapter 132 33 - The Omnipotent Hole-Blaster Finally Appears
- Chapter 131 32 - Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony
- Chapter 130 31 - Be My Hug Pillow for a Month, Don't Forget
- Chapter 129 30 - I'm Sorry, Alice
- Chapter 128 29 - Jizo Mitama, Forever a God!
- Chapter 127 28 - An Unconventional Trip Underground
- Chapter 126 27 - The Underground World Built for You
- Chapter 125 26 - The Concept of a Pseudo-Armor of the Three Gods
- Chapter 124 25 - Aoko?
- Chapter 123 24 - Musings on the Future
- Chapter 122 23 - Someone Has to Get Beaten Up, Right?
- Chapter 121 22 - A War of Hacks is a Competition of Whose Hack is Bigger
- Chapter 120 21 - Is There Something Wrong With Wanting to Build Chaldea in the Honkai World?
- Chapter 119 20 - Stockholm Syndrome
- Chapter 118 19 - Miss Reines Makes Her Dazzling Entrance
- Chapter 117 18 - I'm Here to Bribe the Referee
- Chapter 116 17 - The War in Progress
- Chapter 115 16 - The Fateful Showdown
- Chapter 114 15 - The Curtain of War is Finally Drawn
- Chapter 113 14 - The Fall of Lord El-Melloi
- Chapter 112 13 - Should I Resort to Seduction?
- Chapter 111 12 - When it Comes to Losing Face, Who Reigns Supreme?
- Chapter 110 11 - I Will Defeat You and Aoko
- Chapter 109 10 - Alice's Wonderland
- Chapter 108 9 - To the Mad Hatter
- Chapter 107 8 - Miss Seele and Karen
- Chapter 106 7 - The Participants of the Holy Grail War
- Chapter 105 6 - Your Daughter is Amazing!
- Chapter 104 5 - The Magus and the Witch
- Chapter 103 4 - Perhaps, This is a War of Hacks
- Chapter 102 3 - The Runaway Plot
- Chapter 101 2 - Going to Fight the Black Grail War?
- Chapter 100 1 - Aozaki Touko is in a Very Bad Mood
- Chapter 99 99: VOLUME 1 ENDS
- Chapter 98 98 - Seele Vollerei
- Chapter 97 97 - Just How Many Times Have You Used Jizo Mitama?
- Chapter 96 96 - Farewell to Bronya
- Chapter 95 95 - The Ark Project
- Chapter 94 94 - A Deal with the Forerunner
- Chapter 93 93 - Sumeru in a Mustard Seed
- Chapter 92 92 - The Whereabouts of the Second Divine Key
- Chapter 91 91 - The Influence of the Key of Erosion
- Chapter 90 90 - Getting Rich, All Thanks to Maintenance
- Chapter 89 89 - A Tentative Agreement Between Two Parties
- Chapter 88 88 - Otto, in Waiting
- Chapter 87 87 - Exchange on the Helicopter
- Chapter 86 86 - On the Impact of the Pufferfish Awakening
- Chapter 85 85 - Little Di, Come Out and Work!
- Chapter 84 84 - First Blood Sucking
- Chapter 83 83 - The Daily Life of the Pufferfish
- Chapter 82 82 - The Pufferfish Herrscher, Enters the Stage
- Chapter 81 81 - The Girl with Long Purple Hair
- Chapter 80 80 - Waiting, and Full of Expectation
- Chapter 79 79 - It's Time to Answer Questions, Classmate Zihan
- Chapter 78 78 - An Unexpected Encounter with Mei
- Chapter 77 77 - Your Friend, Otto, is About to Come Online
- Chapter 76 76 - How About Being My Maid?
- Chapter 75 75 - Miss Rita is Officially Defeated
- Chapter 74 74 - There's No Operation I, Sister Rita, Can't Flip!
- Chapter 73 73 - An Exchange Laced with Murderous Intent
- Chapter 72 72 - The Scum Maid is Here
- Chapter 71 71 - The Manifestation of Jizo Mitama
- Chapter 70 70 - Higokumaru's Choice (Part 5)
- Chapter 69 69 - How About Working For Me? (Part 4)
- Chapter 68 68 - I'll Be Waiting For Your Explanation (Part 3)
- Chapter 67 67 - You Bit Me, You Think You Can Just Get Away With That? (Part 2)
- Chapter 66 66 - The Ultimate One-for-One (First Update)
- Chapter 65 65 - Confession in Progress
- Chapter 64 64 - Stigmata Implantation
- Chapter 63 63 - Encouragement from Otto
- Chapter 62 62 - Yae Sakura's Revival
- Chapter 61 61 - On How to Deal with Higokumaru
- Chapter 60 60 - The Second Transaction
- Chapter 59 59 - Prelude to a Second Transaction
- Chapter 58 58 - Siegfried, Come in and Get Beaten
- Chapter 57 57 - Kiana's Sister?
- Chapter 56 56 - Siegfried's Anxiety
- Chapter 55 55 - The Whereabouts of Siegfried
- Chapter 54 54 - The Path to the Sea of Quanta
- Chapter 53 53 - Miss Banya's Thoughts
- Chapter 52 52 - Cocolia has fallen
- Chapter 51 51 - Miss Paramecium Has Fallen
- Chapter 50 50 - Let's Duel! Beauties Only Belong to the Strong!
- Chapter 49 49 - Kiana is About to Explode
- Chapter 48 48 - Miss Mei is a Little Flustered
- Chapter 47 47 - Kiana is on Her Way
- Chapter 46 46 - This is, a Dowry?
- Chapter 45 45 - Have You Ever Considered Mei's Feelings, You Bastard?!
- Chapter 44 44 - The First Exchange
- Chapter 43 43 - You Can Actually Trust Me a Little More
- Chapter 42 42 - Raiden Ryoma Has Arrived on the Battlefield
- Chapter 41 41 - Power Bank
- Chapter 40 40 - Welt's Arrival
- Chapter 39 39 - Miss Mei's Invitation
- Chapter 38 38 - Miss Mei Decides to Extend a Helping Hand
- Chapter 37 37 - Li Zihan's Desire
- Chapter 36 36 - Theresa's Confusion
- Chapter 35 35 - News of the Herrscher of Erosion
- Chapter 34 34 - A Few Words About the Plan
- Chapter 33 33 - Exchange After Meeting
- Chapter 32 32 - Theresa is thinking MMP
- Chapter 31 31 - The Real and Fake Great Aunt
- Chapter 30 30 - An Unknown Crisis
- Chapter 29 29 - Theresa's Arrival
- Chapter 28 28 - On How to Correct Li Zihan's Awkward Personality
- Chapter 27 27 - A Question from Mei
- Chapter 26 26 - Miss Banya Don't Want to Fall in Love
- Chapter 25 25 - Conversation
- Chapter 24 24 - Conversation with Bronya
- Chapter 23 23 - Theresa and Himeko
- Chapter 22 22 - The Crashing Ryoma and the Impending Arrival of Theresa
- Chapter 21 21 - Raiden Ryoma is Silently Screaming 'MMP!'
- Chapter 20 20 - Who's Going to Pay?
- Chapter 19 19 - Kiana, Is Your Wallet's Balance Still Sufficient?
- Chapter 18 18 - Testing Stigmata Dracula
- Chapter 17 17 - The Trio is Assembled
- Chapter 16 16 - Banya Joins the Team
- Chapter 15 15 - Miss Kiana's Day of Suffering
- Chapter 14 14 - Miss Banya is Now Working
- Chapter 13 13 - My Lord, The Times Have Changed
- Chapter 12 12 - It's Time to Show True Skill
- Chapter 11 11 - GG'd Amidst Laughter and Joy
- Chapter 10 10 - Mister Assassin
- Chapter 9 9 - The Pursuer, Bronya
- Chapter 8 8 - The Hero's Help
- Chapter 7 7 - A Confused Mei
- Chapter 6 6 - Miss Mei's Day of Suffering
- Chapter 5 5 - The Mastermind
- Chapter 4 4 - Mei, the Morning Drama Female Lead
- Chapter 3 3 - Sword Master Showdown
- Chapter 2 2 - Kiana and Raiden Mei
- Chapter 1 1 - Second Transmigration