Chapter 2: I’m Going to Penetrate You with a Sh*t-Stirring Stick
Chapter 2: I’m Going to Penetrate You with a Sh*t-Stirring Stick
A pleasant smile appeared on Qi Ying’s lips and in conjunction with his handsome, angular face, it was a smile that could captivate the vast majority of women of all ages, as well as some men with special interests.
However, Duan Renshan’s flesh crawled at the sight of Qi Ying’s smile.
That smile was really off somehow!
How could such an innocent young man be capable of revealing a smile that belonged on the faces of sinister antagonists from old novels?
Duan Renshan was struck by an instinctive, ominous feeling. He felt as if Qi Ying had transformed from a harmless youth into a lethal python!
“Die!”
The more unsettled Duan Renshan felt, the more he wanted to completely crush Qi Ying into the ground, shattering some of his bones in order to teach him a lesson.
Boom!
Lunge and punch.
A fist projection erupted from Duan Renshan’s right fist once again.
Yellow Tier Low-Rank battle technique, Gale Monarch Fist!
Duan Renshan was only capable of unleashing this battle technique, and even this was something he had only attained after training arduously for a month. He was going to use it from the get-go and afford his opponent no opportunity to brace himself.
This battle technique could injure an enemy from a distance and even though it possessed more power than a physical kick or punch, it was not very fast and most Strength Martial Stage warriors would choose to evade.
However, Qi Ying remained standing on the spot and didn’t evade.
“Hmm?”
Duan Renshan’s lips twitched at the sight of his stationary opponent.
‘He’s not going to dodge?’
‘Do you think I’ll spare you after defeating you like I did during the dueling platform battle?’
‘No! I’m going to crush you into the ground, ravage your face, break your ribs, and amputate that gloved hand!’
At this moment, Qi Ying finally sprang into action. He raised his gloved left hand and pressed it toward the oncoming fist projection.
Bam!
The yellow fist projection exploded.
Duan Renshan was stunned by the turn of events. Qi Ying had crushed his Gale Monarch Fist with a single hand?
However, before he had a chance to ponder this notion further, Qi Ying had already leaped into the air and was upon him in an instant. He unleashed a vicious low kick into the back of Duan Renshan’s left knee, thereby causing it to buckle; Duan Renshan involuntarily fell forward as a result.
Bam!
Duan Renshan was forced into a half-kneeling position and immediately after that, his breathing was cut off as something icy cold caught his neck in a vice-like grip.
“Argh… Qi Ying, you… you…”
Duan Renshan’s face became flushed from exertion; he was unable to even utter a coherent sentence as his neck was being strangled by Qi Ying’s left hand.
Another ball of True Energy materialized around his fist as he attempted to strike Qi Ying with his Gale Monarch Fist from point-blank range, in order to escape his vice-like grip.
“Argh!”
Duan Renshan let loose another cry of anguish.
His right wrist had also been caught and twisted into an extremely painful position. For some reason, even though Qi Ying was only at the Seventh Strength Martial Stage, he was even stronger than the Energy Martial Stage Duan Renshan. Furthermore, Duan Renshan was distracted by the pain from his neck and wrist, and before he even had a chance to resist, his entire arm had been forcefully folded behind his back.
Qi Ying dug his knee into Duan Renshan’s back and he leaned forward, thereby forcing Duan Renshan onto the ground and immobilizing his limbs.
After being forced into submission, Duan Renshan was extremely scared. On one hand, the current Qi Ying seemed to be a completely different person compared to the Qi Ying he had faced on the dueling platform. He had transformed from a vulnerable kitten into a ferocious tiger and managed to subdue him with ease. On the other hand, could it be… that Qi Ying was that kind of man? He had forced him onto the ground in a secluded place with no one around. Was he planning to…
Slap!
A searing pain suddenly shot through Duan Renshan’s cheek.
Qi Ying had raised his right hand and given him a vicious slap.
Slap! Slap!
Qi Ying raised his hand again and slapped him twice more.
After receiving these three thunderous slaps, Duan Renshan’s entire face had swollen, leaving him in a state of complete shock. He wanted to burst into tears, but he was unable to even cry out as his neck was still being strangled.
“Listen up, Duan Renshan!”
A cold voice sounded.
Duan Renshan actually relaxed a little after finally hearing Qi Ying speak. In any case, this showed that Qi Ying was a human capable of speech and was not some wild animal that was going to eat him alive.
“Duan Renshan, I’m not interested in An Ruyi. I don’t care if she’s your Goddess or your Queen. In my eyes, she’s just a walking pile of sh*t! No matter how beautiful she is, she’ll be reduced to a pile of excrement after being devoured by a tiger.”
“Furthermore, I also know that you, Duan Renshan, are only the Young Master of the Duan family in name, but you’re actually just the b*stard son Master Duan had with a sixty-seven-year-old cleaning lady after mistakenly consuming aphrodisiac pills! You can’t even compare to some of the higher-level servants in your household and you’re just a lackey to Young Master Duan Gucheng! Even if I break an arm or a leg of yours, the Duan family won’t be able to do anything to me in the academy! Do you understand now?”
A bone-chilling sensation ran through Duan Renshan’s heart. Just who was this Qi Ying? No one outside of this family knew about his true situation. For Qi Ying to be aware of all of this indicated that he was definitely not an ordinary disciple.
“Ah… ah…” The strangled Duan Renshan wanted to say something, but was unable to utter any coherent words.
Qi Ying released the pressure he was exerting with his left hand slightly.
“Cough cough cough… I understand! I understand!” Duan Renshan coughed as tears and snot streamed down his face, “Young Master Qi, I understand! You’re my grandpa from now on, I’ll do whatever you tell me to do!”
A disdainful expression appeared on Qi Ying’s face. “You were acting like a human just a second ago, but now you’re acting like a dog? I have no grandson like you! Let me make this clear; all I want is to cultivate in this academy and receive my monthly allotment of pills. I’ll do some missions on the side and earn some more pills, then eventually get my graduation certificate and that will be the end of that. I have no interest in starting any trouble with rich boys and pretty girls like you nobles, do you understand?”
“Yes yes, I understand!”
Duan Renshan nodded like a woodpecker.
“Also, don’t you dare tell any of the academy teachers about what happened here. If you dare tell anyone from the Duan family to come and exact revenge on me, you better make sure that they kill me, because if they don’t, I’m going to kill you! No, I’m going to stick the sh*t-stirring stick from the toilet up your a*s, then find a bunch of thirsty savage slaves from the Colosseum to have their way with you!”
“No no, I wouldn’t dare!”
“I’m glad we’ve come to a mutual understanding. You keep living as the Young Master of the Duan family, I’ll keep getting my monthly allotment of pills, and everything will be fine.”
A satisfied smile appeared on Qi Ying’s face as he inched his right hand toward Duan Renshan’s face.
“Ah, don’t hit me… Eh…” Duan Renshan thought that Qi Ying was going to slap him again and he was frightened to the point of tears. However, to his surprise, Qi Ying only tapped his cheek a few times with his hand.
“Good boy. Don’t cry, little boy, I’ll buy you some candy.”
Duan Renshan: “…”
Qi Ying got up and dusted himself off. Duan Renshan also crawled up from the ground and wiped away his tears before turning to leave.
“Wait!”
Qi Ying called after Duan Renshan.
“Eh!”
Duan Renshan was rooted to the spot before turning around uneasily. “What are your instructions, Young Master Qi?”
“What’s this about Young Master Qi? If you dare to call me that again, I’ll find a wild boar to ram you in the face!” Qi Ying pursed his lips, “You provoked me today, so it was only right that I taught you a lesson. Furthermore, I failed to complete the mission of raking the leaves in the schoolyard because I had to fight you. As such, I missed out on a ‘Great Strength Pill’. Shouldn’t you pay for the losses I incurred?”
Duan Renshan was immediately enlightened and hurriedly pulled out a white jade vial from within his robes before offering the vial to Qi Ying with both hands. “Qi… Qi Ying, these are ‘Energy Containment Pills’ which are allocated monthly to Energy Martial Stage disciples. I got these yesterday and only consumed one… I’ll give all of these to you; is it enough?”
Qi Ying grabbed the jade vial and looked at it before opening the vial and taking a whiff, upon which his brows furrowed. “These pills are far more valuable than a single Great Strength Pill… However, I’m in desperate need of pills at the moment so I’ll take this vial of pills for now; I’ll return a vial to you once I progress to the Energy Martial Stage.”
“There’s no need for that; this is a gift to you, Young Master Qi.”
“Hmm?”
“Ah, my mistake, I meant Qi Ying…”
“Yes.”
A satisfied smile finally appeared on Qi Ying’s face as Duan Renshan disappeared into the distance. He stowed the jade vial into his robes before looking at the silver glove on his left hand. “For f*ck’s sake, ever since I became a warrior, this thing has been demanding more and more pills. Thank god this idiot came along; otherwise, I would have to make a trip to the Colosseum again… Life sure is hard… All flowers blossom in spring while I’m busy earning pills…”
Qi Ying hummed an impromptu tune as he walked along the path deep into the mountains. After he was several thousand feet away, a rustling sound suddenly erupted from a nearby bush and a gorgeous figure emerged from within.
An Ruyi’s beautiful eyes flashed with excitement as she thought back to what she had just witnessed. She had surreptitiously followed Qi Ying and hidden in the bush to see what he was up to. She turned toward the direction Qi Ying had departed in and murmured to herself. “He’s only at the Strength Martial Stage, but his left hand can crush a battle technique. Could he really be the person who saved me that day?”
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Chapters
- Chapter 153: The Frost Cave
- Chapter 152: B*stard Son
- Chapter 151: Heaven Engulfing Beast Battle Spirit
- Chapter 150: Dark Green Dragon Battle Spirit
- Chapter 149: Shameless B*stard
- Chapter 148: Tell Her to Pleasure Me for a Night
- Chapter 147: An Insecure Kid
- Chapter 146: I’ve Been Waiting for You for a Long Time
- Chapter 145: Danger From All Directions
- Chapter 144: Heavenly Black Feather Falcon
- Chapter 143: Former Young Master
- Chapter 142: Both of Them Have to Die
- Chapter 141: Have Some Candy Little Doggie
- Chapter 140: Commencement of the Trial
- Chapter 139: Holy Flame Monarch Constitution?
- Chapter 138: There’s No Place for You Here
- Chapter 137: The Dragon Metamorphosis Trial
- Chapter 136: Finally Getting Carried
- Chapter 135: Have You Sucked Someone Off Before?
- Chapter 134: Carrying vs Getting Carried
- Chapter 133: You Can Have Lin Yin
- Chapter 132: A Bluff
- Chapter 131: Building a Faction
- Chapter 130: The Alliance Goddess
- Chapter 129: I Want to Join a Faction
- Chapter 128: He Must Be Here to Recruit Underlings
- Chapter 127: Engulfment Monarch Constitution
- Chapter 126: Death Injunction
- Chapter 125: I’ll Thrust You to Death
- Chapter 124: Fire Python Energy
- Chapter 123: Completely Wiped Out
- Chapter 122: Get Back Down
- Chapter 121: Collapse
- Chapter 120: Poison
- Chapter 119: Ant’s Nest
- Chapter 118: Counterattack in the Forest
- Chapter 117: Assailants From the Jade Class
- Chapter 116: Scorching Sun Fist
- Chapter 115: Chu Kaolie
- Chapter 114: Special Treatment
- Chapter 113: The Unspoken Rules of the Green Class
- Chapter 112: Li Yanlang’s Rules
- Chapter 111: Rules of the Green Class
- Chapter 110: A Perilous Place
- Chapter 109: I’ll Kill You
- Chapter 108: Grey Aptitude
- Chapter 107: Bloodline Aptitude
- Chapter 106: Han Xue
- Chapter 105: Basal Properties
- Chapter 104: Five Colors
- Chapter 103: The Black Mystical Beast
- Chapter 102: The Cloud Steps
- Chapter 101: Young Master Qi Ying
- Chapter 100: Departure
- Chapter 99: Surname
- Chapter 98: The Fall of the Duan Family
- Chapter 97: I’m Not the Owner
- Chapter 96: Seventy-Two Badges
- Chapter 95: Smashed Head
- Chapter 94: Where Are You at This Moment
- Chapter 93: You Go
- Chapter 92: Casting Votes
- Chapter 91: A Man Should Have the Resolve to Kill
- Chapter 90: A Man Should Have the Resolve to Kill
- Chapter 89: A Slide
- Chapter 88: Keep Dreaming
- Chapter 87: A Walking Hunk of Delectable Meat
- Chapter 86: Bullsh*t
- Chapter 85: Plunder
- Chapter 84: Being Hunted
- Chapter 83: The Hunter Becomes the Prey
- Chapter 82: Selfish Pursuit for One’s Future
- Chapter 81: The Hunt Begins
- Chapter 80: Getting Picked on
- Chapter 79: Future Hopes of the Kingdom
- Chapter 78: Move Quick Think Fast
- Chapter 77: Golden Blood Armor
- Chapter 76: Stolen Ability
- Chapter 75: Evil Technique
- Chapter 74: Dark Tier Treasured Tool?
- Chapter 73: Blood Moon
- Chapter 72: Assassination
- Chapter 71: One Raises Their Cup and Asks the Heavens
- Chapter 70: When Did the Bright Moon First Appear
- Chapter 69: A Flying Ark
- Chapter 68: A New Secret
- Chapter 67: Staff vs Stick
- Chapter 66: Qi Ying’s Charisma
- Chapter 65: The Peerless Staff Strike
- Chapter 64: The Longer You Live, the More You See
- Chapter 63: Securing a Spot
- Chapter 62: Please Enlighten Me
- Chapter 61: Xuan Yu Yu Xuan
- Chapter 60: We’re Just Going to Get Rich Without Offending Anyone
- Chapter 59: One Does Not Know What Year It Is in the Heavens This Evening
- Chapter 58: I’m Going to Kill Everyone from the Duan Family
- Chapter 57: Anyone Who Touches Qi Ying Will Die
- Chapter 56: Qi Ying Must Die
- Chapter 55: Battle Spirit
- Chapter 54: Confrontation
- Chapter 53: Massive News
- Chapter 52: The Price of Underestimation
- Chapter 51: Executive Decision
- Chapter 50: Number One Male Idol
- Chapter 49: Qi Yan
- Chapter 48: A New Wave Rises
- Chapter 47: Before the First Wave Subsides
- Chapter 46: Attack and Defense
- Chapter 45: The Fire Kirin Beast
- Chapter 44: The Absentminded Duan Huangye
- Chapter 43: Pinnacle of the First Energy Martial Stage
- Chapter 42: Practice
- Chapter 41: The Kingdom’s Seven Major Families
- Chapter 40: Promiscuous Floral Incense
- Chapter 39: A Pretty Boy
- Chapter 38: He Was under My Sheets
- Chapter 37: A Plan
- Chapter 36: Who Wants to Take Qi Ying
- Chapter 35: Flowing Shadow Strike
- Chapter 34: Initial Success in Battle Technique
- Chapter 33: But You Can Have Me
- Chapter 32: Duan Xilai
- Chapter 31: Headless Corpse
- Chapter 30: A Wrath Scale
- Chapter 29: Being Followed
- Chapter 28: An Ill Omen
- Chapter 27: Dark Falcon Illusionary Claw
- Chapter 26: I Am a Dragon
- Chapter 25: Energy Martial Stage
- Chapter 24: Even I’m Scared of My Own Aptitude
- Chapter 23: Progression Through Pill Consumption
- Chapter 22: Mass Brawling Is a Skill
- Chapter 21: The Determined Lackeys
- Chapter 20: Lackeys Don’t Have the Right to Talk
- Chapter 19: The Purple Energy Cultivation Method
- Chapter 18: Spring Night Intoxication
- Chapter 17: I Don’t Want to (Spoiler ~ Highlight the text to see the title)
- Chapter 16: The Unspoken Rules of The Colosseum
- Chapter 15: Supreme-Grade Fresh Meat
- Chapter 14: The Dark Golden Ape and the Ironback Gorilla
- Chapter 13: Using One’s Looks as a Source of Income
- Chapter 12: Intimidation
- Chapter 11: A Bunch of Idiots
- Chapter 10: Piling Pain upon Oneself
- Chapter 9: Bloodline Inheritance
- Chapter 8: Master Thirteen of the Celestial River County
- Chapter 7: The Black Shadow’s Smile
- Chapter 6: This is Actually Just A Commercial Game
- Chapter 5: Contracted Warrior
- Chapter 4: Working at the Colosseum
- Chapter 3: The Left Hand of Darkness
- Chapter 2: I’m Going to Penetrate You with a Sh*t-Stirring Stick
- Chapter 1: A Jealousy-Fuelled Battle