Chapter 18: You Must Wash Your Hands Before Meals
Chapter 18: You Must Wash Your Hands Before Meals
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Chapter 18: Chapter 18: You Must Wash Your Hands Before Meals
A spread of three massive basins of food like this would be a showstopper even decades from now, let alone during the current food shortages. Even families who had meat wouldn’t dream of cooking three whole basins at once. No wonder the Thorne family was considered so well-off.
Tang Xiao’nan’s mouth was watering uncontrollably. The room was filled with the rich aroma of meat. It was clearly authentic, farm-raised pork—it didn’t need many seasonings for its fragrance to carry for miles.
“High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods…”
A rich, magnetic voice suddenly echoed in her ears. It was from a show Tang Xiao’nan loved to watch in her past life. She loved the narrator’s broadcast-quality voice and, even more, the variety of delicious foods featured. She had that show to thank for all the extra pounds she carried.
Phoebe Huxley’s cooking skills couldn’t compare to a professional chef’s, of course. But she was generous with the meat, and the rural wood-fired stove added a special flavor that made her dishes incredibly delicious. The fact that every member of the Thorne family was so well-fed was the best proof.
“I’m starving!”
Having just washed his hands, Jim saw the fragrant, thick slices of meat and was about to grab some the moment he sat down, but Tang Xiao’nan smacked his hand away. “Jim, are your hands clean?”
Jim reluctantly put down his chopsticks and held out his hands. “Look! I washed them three times with soap,” he barked. “You little taskmaster!”
’His sister was acting nuts for some reason, suddenly making them wash their hands. This kid had never washed her hands before a meal in her life, but now she was suddenly laying down the law.’
’So annoying.’
But as annoyed as they were, the three brothers still obediently did as they were told, afraid of making Tang Xiao’nan angry.
Tang Xiao’nan inspected their hands carefully. They were a little red from the cold water, but they were indeed spotless. The other two brothers’ hands were the same; they had all taken her order seriously. She nodded in satisfaction, looking like a little adult, which amused Jim so much that he couldn’t resist reaching out to tug her pigtail again.
“Little taskmaster, can we eat now?”
Jim was starving. Usually, when the Thorne family ate, he was the first one to dig in, but today, this little girl had delayed things for so long that his stomach was rumbling loudly.
Felix Thorne and Phoebe Huxley watched the siblings bicker with beaming smiles. They didn’t actually think washing hands before a meal was necessary. Generations of their family had been farmers; they weren’t so particular about things.
’During the busy farming season, they ate right in the fields. Where would they even find a place to wash their hands? But if their precious daughter wanted to make a fuss, they’d let her. This new fixation of hers would only last for a few days at most, anyway.’
“Teacher says there are lots of little bugs under your fingernails, crawling and crawling. If you don’t wash your hands, Jim, the little bugs will crawl into your tummy and grow into a big one like this…”
Tang Xiao’nan spread her hands wide. Her exaggerated expression and vivid description made the three brothers instinctively clutch their stomachs, suddenly feeling like something wasn’t quite right inside.
Felix and Phoebe also felt a bit uneasy. They had lived this way for most of their lives—who ever washed their hands before eating?—and they were still perfectly healthy. But now, after hearing what Tang Xiao’nan said, the confidence they had held for decades began to waver.
’What if we really do have worms growing inside us?’
’Could we even survive?’
The couple grew restless. After a moment’s hesitation, they got up to wash their hands, too. Better safe than sorry.
Tang Xiao’nan smiled smugly. ’I deliberately made my three brothers wash their hands. This tactic is called ’killing the chicken to scare the monkey.’’
’Pfft… no, that’s not it. It’s called ’punishing one as an example to others.’’
Felix Thorne and Phoebe Huxley weren’t slobs, but they certainly weren’t particular about certain hygiene habits, like washing hands before meals or using separate cutting boards for raw and cooked food. They simply had no concept of such things. ’It’s something that will have to be corrected slowly over time,’ Tang Xiao’nan thought.
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- Chapter 269: Jim Thorne Wails in Mourning
- Chapter 268: Qingming Guo
- Chapter 267: Tang Xiaopang is Still Cuter
- Chapter 266: Disheveled Rosalind Green
- Chapter 265: As Expected, It Was Jacqueline Spann
- Chapter 264: Settling Accounts
- Chapter 263: Jacqueline Spann’s Mind
- Chapter 262: Selling Misery
- Chapter 261: Fierce
- Chapter 260: Even When Beating a Dog, You Have to Consider Its Master
- Chapter 259: Advancing Towards Gideon Green
- Chapter 258: One Must Adapt to the Environment
- Chapter 257: There’s Still Hope for Rosalind Green
- Chapter 256: Adrian Hawthorne’s Change
- Chapter 255: Mighty Daddy
- Chapter 254: Related to Jacqueline Spann
- Chapter 253: Regret
- Chapter 252: The Gentle Felix Thorne
- Chapter 251: What a Blessing to Have Fierce Parents
- Chapter 250: An Unloving Father and an Incompetent Mother
- Chapter 249: An Obvious Difference
- Chapter 248: Tattling
- Chapter 247: My Dad Is Coming Soon
- Chapter 246: A Deadly Kick
- Chapter 245: Tang Xiaonan, the Protector in Front
- Chapter 244: Ganging Up
- Chapter 243: Snatching the Ready-Made
- Chapter 242: Here Comes Trouble
- Chapter 241: Handsome Man
- Chapter 240: The Tofu Beauty
- Chapter 239: None of Them Are Any Good
- Chapter 238: It Was Him After All
- Chapter 237: A Question Beyond the Syllabus
- Chapter 236: Acting Up Again
- Chapter 235: Striking First
- Chapter 234: Public Revenge for a Private Grudge
- Chapter 233: Discovery
- Chapter 232: The Inextricably Linked Jacqueline Spann
- Chapter 231: Must Be Investigated Thoroughly
- Chapter 230: Conspiracy
- Chapter 229: The Blessed Little Golden Mouth
- Chapter 228: There’s a Little Brother
- Chapter 227: Ulterior Motive
- Chapter 226: Immortal Aunt Liu’s Medicine
- Chapter 225: Secret Formula
- Chapter 224: The Immortal Has Another Instruction
- Chapter 223: Everyone Can Go to College
- Chapter 222: Marked Progress
- Chapter 221: Beauty Drunk
- Chapter 220: Let Grandma Eat It
- Chapter 219: Eat Farts or Not
- Chapter 218: Jealousy
- Chapter 217: A Canary Just Has to Be Pretty
- Chapter 216: Worthy of Being a Mother?
- Chapter 215: Poking a Sore Spot Again
- Chapter 214: Bizarre Aesthetics
- Chapter 213: The Lucky Charm Appointed by the Jade Emperor
- Chapter 212: Malted Milk
- Chapter 211: Making a Big Boast
- Chapter 210: A Preemptive Strike
- Chapter 209: Colorful Gossip
- Chapter 208: Enlightened by an Immortal
- Chapter 207: A Magical Dream
- Chapter 206: Future World
- Chapter 205: Discussing Matters Through a Dream
- Chapter 204: Return
- Chapter 203: Can’t Be Woken Up
- Chapter 202: Conspiracy
- Chapter 201: Previous Life
- Chapter 200: Shock
- Chapter 199: Bringing out a Knife
- Chapter 198: Assorted Candies
- Chapter 197: Savvy
- Chapter 196: Helping Others is Helping Yourself
- Chapter 195: Slinging Mud
- Chapter 194: Sandalwood Soap
- Chapter 193: Suspicion
- Chapter 192: Missing the Tigress
- Chapter 191: With Comparison Comes Favoritism
- Chapter 190: Jealousy
- Chapter 189: The Happy Old Master Tate
- Chapter 188: If Life Deceives You
- Chapter 187: Like Family
- Chapter 186: Collecting Rent
- Chapter 185: Selling Dad Out
- Chapter 184: Reserved Concern
- Chapter 183: Health is the Capital of the Revolution
- Chapter 182: Biased Raina
- Chapter 181: The Cheating Uncle-in-law
- Chapter 180: The World is Too Small
- Chapter 179: School Strike
- Chapter 178: Mixed Doubles
- Chapter 177: A Promising Student
- Chapter 176: The Willing Vernon Spann
- Chapter 175: Protecting Mother
- Chapter 174: Gloating Vernon Spann
- Chapter 173: Public Enemy of Women
- Chapter 172: Fresh Strawberries
- Chapter 171: A United Front Against Outsiders
- Chapter 170: The Meat Is a Serious Problem
- Chapter 169: A Storm of Jealousy
- Chapter 168: Coming to Pick a Fight
- Chapter 167: The Forsaken Felix Thorne
- Chapter 166: Phoebe Huxley on a Rampage
- Chapter 165: Airing Grievances
- Chapter 164: Secret Meeting
- Chapter 163: Living Only for Her Son
- Chapter 162: Two-faced
- Chapter 161: Clayton Xavier Shows His Skill
- Chapter 160: Going to the Xavier Family
- Chapter 159: A Dislocated Arm
- Chapter 158: What a Lousy Teacher
- Chapter 157: The Love and Hatred of the Past
- Chapter 156: Third Brother is Mighty
- Chapter 155: Wolf Girl Cousin
- Chapter 154: Let’s Hurt Each Other
- Chapter 153: A Very Poor Impression
- Chapter 152: The Old Flame is also a Green Tea
- Chapter 151: School Has Started
- Chapter 150: The Tragedy of Second Uncle’s Family
- Chapter 149: The Infertile Second Aunt
- Chapter 148: Old Flame
- Chapter 147: Tuition Fee
- Chapter 146: Bringing Honor to the Ancestors
- Chapter 145: Are You Well?
- Chapter 144: A Dragon Stranded in the Shallows
- Chapter 143: The Shit-stirrer
- Chapter 142: Her Maiden Family’s Strength
- Chapter 141: The First Pot of Gold Is Gone
- Chapter 140: Meat with Every Meal vs. a Single Meal of Meat
- Chapter 139: Recruiting a Downline
- Chapter 138: Collecting Protection Money
- Chapter 137: The Worrying Little Girl
- Chapter 136: White Rabbit
- Chapter 135: The Hawthorne Family
- Chapter 134: The Power of Money
- Chapter 133: The Unlearned and Unskilled Slacker
- Chapter 132: The Flexible Jim Thorne
- Chapter 131: Poster
- Chapter 130: The Three Smiles
- Chapter 129: Issuing the Good Person Card
- Chapter 128: Great Sales
- Chapter 127: The Train Station
- Chapter 126: Walking the Little Fat Pig
- Chapter 125: Splitting Up
- Chapter 124: Sales Commission
- Chapter 123: Ginger Brown Sugar Water
- Chapter 122: Devising a Plan
- Chapter 121: Worried Patrick Thorne
- Chapter 120: Hundred Children Zitan Bed
- Chapter 119: Treasure
- Chapter 118: Staying for a Meal
- Chapter 117: A Visit from the Big Shot
- Chapter 116: In Need of a Strategist
- Chapter 115: Cannot Use Brute Force
- Chapter 114: Not a Good Match
- Chapter 113: You Can’t Trust Hearsay
- Chapter 112: Spring Has Come
- Chapter 111: Wariness
- Chapter 110: Jim Thorne, the House Guardian
- Chapter 109: Born to be Doted On
- Chapter 108: A Sense of Crisis
- Chapter 107: Jealousy
- Chapter 106: Terror in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 105: A Dark and Windy Night
- Chapter 104: Gestational Hypertension
- Chapter 103: Gold in Troubled Times, Antiques in Prosperous Times
- Chapter 102: Scrap Collection Station
- Chapter 101: The Female Lead is a Green Tea
- Chapter 100: A Ruined Plan
- Chapter 99: Guilt
- Chapter 98: A Honeyed Mouth, a Sword in the Belly
- Chapter 97: Double-Dealing
- Chapter 96: The Self-Harm Ploy
- Chapter 95: My Dad Won’t Let You Off
- Chapter 94: Still the Same Tang Xiao Pang
- Chapter 93: Same-Day Revenge
- Chapter 92: Mama’s Boy
- Chapter 91: Giving Oneself Away
- Chapter 90: The Best Time
- Chapter 89: Little Brother
- Chapter 88: Goddamn Scumbag
- Chapter 87: A Little Spat
- Chapter 86: A Huge Business Opportunity
- Chapter 85: Painted Skin
- Chapter 84: A Lead on the Postcards
- Chapter 83: You Can’t Listen to Everything Adults Say
- Chapter 82: A Calculated Life
- Chapter 81: Aunt Isn’t Doing Well
- Chapter 80: Asking About Postcards
- Chapter 79: Sticky Rice Ball
- Chapter 78: Not So Magnanimous
- Chapter 77: Reforming Brother Starts with Being Civilized
- Chapter 76: Suspicious Again
- Chapter 75: An Unexpected Affair
- Chapter 74: Where Did the Meat Come From?
- Chapter 73: The Author’s Own Son
- Chapter 72: The Uncle and Nephew’s Uncanny Synchronization
- Chapter 71: Became Wary
- Chapter 70: The Heroine Who Worries for the Nation, the People, and the World
- Chapter 69: Chicken Feathers for Candy
- Chapter 68: Stall
- Chapter 67: There’s a Kind of Cold Called "Mom Thinks You’re Cold
- Chapter 66: The Slightly Blind Third Brother
- Chapter 65: Don’t Preach Goodness Without Experiencing Their Suffering
- Chapter 64: Jim Thorne Holds Down the Fort
- Chapter 63: Language Genius
- Chapter 62: Feeling Sour
- Chapter 61: Suspicion
- Chapter 60: A Deep Relationship
- Chapter 59: Inducement
- Chapter 58: Acting Cute
- Chapter 57: Going to the City
- Chapter 56: Well-versed in Both Literary and Martial Arts
- Chapter 55: Reciting the Song of the Solar Terms
- Chapter 54: Emperor’s Tongue
- Chapter 53: The Sky is About to Change
- Chapter 52: Use the Newspapers to Start a Fire
- Chapter 51: A Different Style
- Chapter 50: Holding Hands
- Chapter 49: The Goading Tactic
- Chapter 48: The Old Man’s Dignity
- Chapter 47: Third Brother’s Unlimited Potential
- Chapter 46: One Dares to Teach, One Dares to Learn
- Chapter 45: Startling Insects
- Chapter 44: A Blissful and Heavy Love
- Chapter 43: Second Brother is the Real Big Shot
- Chapter 42: Not an Ordinary Bed
- Chapter 41: A Pleasant Fragrance
- Chapter 40: Soggy Biscuits
- Chapter 39: The White Moonlight Female Lead
- Chapter 38: Jianghu Rules
- Chapter 37: Desperately Wanting to Go to the City
- Chapter 36: Postcard
- Chapter 35: Port Krol Movies
- Chapter 34: Severe Malnutrition
- Chapter 33: The Triggering Event
- Chapter 32: Fried Rice Cake Slices
- Chapter 31: Must Sleep Alone
- Chapter 30: The Masses Have Sharp Eyes
- Chapter 29: The Whole Family Has Great Prestige
- Chapter 28: Where Is the Pig’s Trotter?
- Chapter 27: The Lousy Carpenter Uncle
- Chapter 26: Pork Trotters and Soybeans
- Chapter 25: Madly Farming Impression Points
- Chapter 24: Of All Virtues, Filial Piety Comes First
- Chapter 23: Honoring the Elders
- Chapter 22: Striving to Be a Civilized Family
- Chapter 21: Fellow Villagers Who Kick Someone When They’re Down
- Chapter 20: Setting the Rules
- Chapter 19: No Rules, No Karen Ford
- Chapter 18: You Must Wash Your Hands Before Meals
- Chapter 17: Das Kapital
- Chapter 16: Big Slices of Fatty Meat
- Chapter 15: The Frail Mother
- Chapter 14: The Three Jealous Brothers
- Chapter 13: Educating the Bear Child
- Chapter 12: Eating Candy
- Chapter 11: Repaying a Kindness
- Chapter 10: Buying a Sentence for 500 Yuan
- Chapter 9: Slapping Oneself
- Chapter 8: Setting the Brothers Straight
- Chapter 7: Weak and Easy to Bully
- Chapter 6: Sending Meat to Gain Favorability
- Chapter 5: The Future Big Shot Who Can’t Get Enough to Eat
- Chapter 4: The Fearsome Dad
- Chapter 3: 3 Bully Older Brothers
- Chapter 2: Shrewish Mother
- Chapter 1: Transmigrated