Chapter 152: 150, Weird system, weird props card

“Uh, shared bikes left by the roadside? Damn it, I’m speechless!” Li Bo started to complain. They weren’t allowed to leave them here.

“No sense of public morality. Just call 110,” said Chen Dali. “They can find the last user of the shared bike there.”

“This… if I swerved onto the non-motorized vehicle lane, there’s no problem, right?” Lin Xiaoyun hesitated.

“Let’s wait for the officer to arrive and then assess the situation,” Chen Dali said. “Based on what happened, you do indeed bear some responsibility for swerving onto the non-motorized vehicle lane to dodge the stray dog. However, leaving the bike in such a place also incurs responsibility.”

“People who are so irresponsible should indeed be pursued to the fullest extent!” Luofeng nodded. “Such a lack of public morality.”

Even if the compensation were split fifty-fifty, for a Porsche 911 Carrera with a smashed headlight, the compensation would be in the six figures, right?

After calling 110, an officer arrived quickly. After questioning a few people, he accessed the surveillance footage.

The person responsible was named Hu Ye—an easy name to remember, but a man of poor character.

“Hello, Mr. Hu Ye, this is… I’m Captain Li.”

“Psycho…”

The other party blurted out and then hung up.

Captain Li was a bit dumbfounded. Who does he think he is? Where does he get off? Hanging up just like that?

“Mr. Hu Ye, if you hang up again, you’ll be charged with obstructing official duties!” Captain Li explained the situation once more.

“You… you’re not a scammer?”

Captain Li said, “Just now, you left a shared bike in the non-motorized vehicle lane. We need to understand the situation in more detail.”

Hu Ye expressed his dissatisfaction, “It’s just a shared bike parked in the non-motorized vehicle lane. How big of a deal can it be? Those shared bikes will be collected by management anyway.”

Uh. What a line of thinking. Truly awesome.

“Mr. Hu Ye, because your improper parking caused a serious traffic accident, please come to XXXX to turn yourself in and discuss the matter,” Captain Li stated.

“I don’t have time!” Hu Ye responded bluntly. “I’ve already scanned the code and settled the payment. What does that bike have to do with me? You should contact the shared bike company directly!”

“Don’t call me again. I understand the law too; you can’t scare me.”

After saying that, Hu Ye hung up again.

Given the other party’s lack of cooperation, Captain Li had no choice but to proceed to the next step. He classified Hu Ye’s actions as a hit-and-run, and Hu Ye was apprehended within half an hour.

One shouldn’t think they can avoid responsibility for causing a traffic accident by improperly parking a shared bike. The principle applies to all vehicles, big or small.

Hu Ye simply couldn’t accept this outcome. Not only was he charged with hit-and-run, but he also had to pay a six-figure sum? Damn it, this is life-threatening.

“Hahaha, worth it.”

After waiting for just one afternoon, the final result came.

“Although my car got smashed, it feels so damn good that asshole was locked up for fifteen days! Plus, he had to pay half the repair costs,” Lin Xiaoyun laughed heartily. “Serves him right for having no fucking public morality!”

“As long as no one got hurt, that’s good,” Luofeng said with a smile. “Seeing those without public morality get punished isn’t bad either.”

“Alright, everyone, let’s disperse. I just got in touch with Miss Ferrari!” Luofeng announced.

“Alright then, Brother Feng, you can use the Ferrari 812,” Li Bo said generously, knowing Luofeng had come to Capital City without a car.

“Thanks, Brother Li,” Luofeng said.

“No worries,” said Li Bo. He’d earned his cars thanks to Luofeng anyway, so what was there to be stingy about? If Luofeng offered to give him the car, Li Bo would nod without hesitation.

Around 6:20 in the evening, Luofeng arrived at the Official Music Academy. He also sent a message to Duanmu Yunji.

“Are you at our school?”

“Yes, I’m at the school entrance. Aren’t you at school?” Luofeng replied.

“I am. I’m in the small Hutong behind the school, having dinner with my roommate. By the way, did you drive? If so, you should park inside our school; you’ll get a ticket for parking outside,” Duanmu Yunji messaged back.

She even sent a photo. Duanmu Yunji was actually eating Dry Pot Fish! This was a hearty dish very popular with the girls at the Official Music Academy! Because Fish visceral organs contain fish roe!!!

Savor it! Keep on savoring it!

“When you go in, if the gatekeeper asks, just say you’re a relative of Duanmu Yunji from the XX-year Piano Department.”

“Okay.”

Luofeng replied.

However, the gatekeeper didn’t ask Luofeng anything at all. He was let in directly.

So, this is what it’s like to have a supercar?

At the Official Music Academy, Luofeng parked his car in the open-air lot. Luofeng easily found the school’s back gate; he knew the way. Soon, he found the Dry Pot Fish Shop.

As he walked in, he glanced around and, amidst a group of rather plain-looking girls, immediately spotted the stunning beauty, Duanmu Yunji.

Duanmu Yunji rolled her eyes at Luofeng. “I’ve already sanitized the chopsticks for you. Can you eat Fish visceral organs?”

“This place’s Fish visceral organs include fish tripe and intestines…”

Luofeng smiled and said, “I’m not picky.”

As he spoke, he looked at Duanmu Yunji’s roommate and felt a flicker of nervousness. “Aren’t you going to introduce us?”

Because Duanmu Yunji’s roommate looked somewhat familiar. After all, the only girls Luofeng knew in Imperial City were from the bar atmosphere teams. Could she be one of them? If Duanmu Yunji found out… that they had hired an atmosphere team… That was not something a time management master should do…

Before Duanmu Yunji could make the introduction, her roommate spoke up, “Hello there, Wrist Magnate!”

????? Luofeng was a bit confused by this title.

“We’ve met before, in the Patek Philippe VIP room. Do you remember now, little brother?” the person hinted. “My name is Ye Bing: Ye as in ’leaf,’ and Bing as in ’ice-cold.’”

Luofeng breathed a sigh of relief. So the familiarity wasn’t from a bar, but from Patek Philippe? Wait a second… This Ye Bing? Wasn’t she in the VIP room with a middle-aged man, looking at watches?

“Nice to meet you, Luofeng.”

Luofeng responded calmly, but inwardly he wondered about the relationship between this Ye Bing and the middle-aged man.

“I know who you are. Yunji talks about you almost every day. How could I not know?”

Duanmu Yunji looked at Ye Bing in surprise. “You’ve already met?”

“Yes, I was with my dad at Patek Philippe and happened to meet the Wrist Magnate then,” Ye Bing teased. “This Wrist Magnate is truly awesome! He bought 2 million worth of watches in just a few minutes. Yunji, you tell me, if that doesn’t make him a Wrist Magnate, what does?”

“It’s mainly because my old man said he’d reimburse me,” Luofeng replied modestly. “Let me try some fish roe first. I like this stuff, but it’s hard to find where I come from.”

Fish roe is fish eggs. The golden-yellow fish roe, after being cooked in the dry pot, looked truly mouthwatering.

Luofeng couldn’t wait to take a bite. The fish roe burst in his mouth—it was indeed delicious.

But Luofeng found it a bit absurd. It was one thing for girls to enjoy such things, but why did guys enjoy it too? Seeing how much they were enjoying it, Luofeng thought, why not try his own? After all…

In Luofeng’s backpack, there was a peculiar Prop Card. It was truly awesome.

[Billion Offspring Without Return]

This card stipulated that as long as the host’s hundred million “offspring” were “consumed” by a member of the opposite sex with a beauty score over ninety, the host would receive a cashback. The cashback would be based on one percent of the number of “offspring,” scaled by the satisfaction level of the partner involved.

When Luofeng first received this card, he was floored.

What about the King of Cars? You want to step out for a moment? Compare yourself with the System? The System is the real King of Cars, okay?

However, Luofeng noticed a loophole: There was no limit on the number of women involved, was there? Was this encouragement for multi-player ranking?

Under normal circumstances, a man has over 300 million “offspring.” One percent of that is 3 million. Multiply that by a 10-point satisfaction level, and for one person, that’s a cashback of 30 million.

What about a threesome, foursome, or even a fivesome? My goodness. This was like hitting an easy little target, wasn’t it?

But then Luofeng realized something wasn’t quite right. What if he went for multiple partners at once? How would he manage their satisfaction levels? Wouldn’t they be very low? It was highly possible that with three partners, satisfaction would plummet. Plus, it was limited to goddesses with a beauty score over ninety.

But then he chuckled. Even a ’duo queue’ would be great, what more could I ask for?

Based on an “offspring” count of 300 to 500 million, if the satisfaction level was 10 points, the reward from a single “mouthful” could even surpass everything Luofeng had earned through his sleepless nights recently.

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