Chapter 47: Human Zoo
The great vents beneath the mountain hissed and moaned as hot breath rolled through the stone tunnels. A thousand generations ago, the Deep Flame had chosen this place, and the kobolds had built their homes into the bones of the rock. Low, round chambers dug by hand and claw, warmed by magma-slicked stones and lit by phosphorescent moss hanging like soft green lanterns.
Tom-Tom woke up with dirt in his mouth. That meant it was a good day.
He spit the dirt out (after chewing it, just in case), then rolled out of his sleeping nook in the warm moss pile behind Old Bonefire Pit. His tail twitched as he stretched. One eye was crusty, so he rubbed it with the clean side of his elbow. That helped.
“Jraughan Toune” was busy already. Kobolds ran back and forth carrying sacks of glowing mushrooms, buckets of hot spring water, or screaming younglings. One elder was arguing with a wall. Probably about taxes.
Tom-Tom thumped his tail at everyone. Some thumped back. One threw a beetle. Tom-Tom caught it. Ate it.
Very good day.
Tom-Tom padded barefoot through the central corridor, tail flicking behind him.
He passed the Smokepit , where elders sipped bone tea and argued about bone politics. He passed the Burrow Hall , where younglings practiced scrabbling up slick cavern walls with sticky feet and wild giggles. He paused at the edge of the Singing Cavern, where a group of scale-priests chanted the Nine Scale Hymn, their voices echoing through the chamber like a low drum.
It felt of home, and strangeness. It was both loud, and also beautiful. He loved all of it
He moved past the upper tunnels and then crossed into the egg room, where three kobold mothers were arguing about how many days until hatching. Tom-Tom didn’t understand, so he nodded a lot and then walked away before he found himself being sat on.
The tunnels curled downward from there, a series of spirals in the stone. He liked going down. It was cooler, quieter. And down there was the cave. The one with the strangers.
Tom-Tom was very curious about the strangers.
They were not kobold. They were soft-skins and tall and didn’t know how to speak properly or tail-thump hello. They didn’t even hiss politely! But they made sounds, and they smelled weird (but not bad weird), and they had things. Metal things. Shine-things.
He liked the quiet one best. That one didn’t yell.
He entered the holding chamber with a tall posture, showing confidence.
The holding chamber wasn’t cruel. It was a round den with packed dirt walls, a single vent for warmth, and a small trickle of fresh water that pooled into a carved basin. Glowing fungi clung to the walls, and dry straw mats lined the floor. No bars. Just a harsh slope of smooth earth too steep to climb without claws. The many prisoners held in place by manacles and chains staked into the rock.
He reached the slope down to the holding cave and tapped his claws on the rock. Two guards stood there with pokey-sticks. He didn’t know their names. One had no ears. Maybe ate them.
“Tom-Tom,” he said proudly. “Wanna visit. Be friendly.”
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“No poking,” said the guard.
“Me? I never poke!” Tom-Tom said. He sometimes poked.
The guard shrugged and stepped aside. Tom-Tom skittered down the slope and into the holding den.
The Big-loud one—Garret—was lying on his back, arms behind his head, humming tunelessly. Soft-touch—Allie—she had kind hands, sat near the water basin, chewing on a strip of dried meat with tired eyes. Stuff-smasher—Devon—the skittish one, had taken apart a kobold lantern and was muttering to himself, surrounded by gears and glowing moss. The fierce-eyed girl, was silently sharpening a stick against a rock. She’d tried to stab a guard yesterday. And silent-one just sat. Always watching. Quiet. Still.
There were more, many more soft-skins, eleven in all. Tom-Tom had not given names to all of them yet, but he would eventually.
They all turned when Tom-Tom entered
“Hello!” he said in his best common tongue. Which was… not great.
They stared.
Big-loud tilted his head. “Why the hell does that one keep coming here?”
Tom-Tom didn’t understand. But he thumped his tail and politely hissed at him. Big-loud did not hiss back. Rude.
He stepped closer to the group, pulling out his satchel. Inside were treasures: a crushed beetle shell, a carved bone frog, a string, a very good rock. He considered each of them, then offered the bone frog to Soft-touch.
She didn’t take it.
Tom-Tom frowned. “Is nice,” he explained. “I made it. Frog! Ribbit.” He pantomimed a jump, then smacked his hands together to make a ‘splat’ sound. “Funny!”
Soft-touch said something in Human-Noise. Tom-Tom didn’t know the words, but her face was soft. So he gently placed the frog at her feet.
He turned next to Stuff-Smasher, who was fiddling with the pieces of the lantern. Tom-Tom pointed at it. “You break?” he asked. Then pantomimed smashing it against the floor. “Boom! Break!”
Stuff-Smasher frowned. “Fixing it.”
Tom-Tom did not understand “fixing,” so he just nodded and mimed setting it on fire.
“Please don’t,” Stuff-Smasher muttered.
Tom-Tom crawled a little closer and plopped down cross-legged on the dirt. He pulled out a mushroom from his bag and nibbled the top, then offered it to Fierce-eyes.
She sniffed it, then seemed to gag and turned away. An action that was most confusing, since gagging at the smell meant it had aged properly and was ready to eat.
“Food! Makes tummy jump. Very fun.” Tom-Tom explained. He then offered it to her again.
Fierce-eyes frowned and shook her head. “No.”
Tom-Tom shrugged and ate it himself. It was bitter. Then sweet. Then bitter again. His stomach rumbled inside him. “Heh. Tummy is waking up.”
The girl with sunlight hair was watching him closely. Her hair always shone under the glow of the moss. Tom-Tom would name her Glitter-hair. Her hands were near her side, fingers twitching. Tom-Tom smiled at her. “I like you,” he said in Koboldi. “You smell like knife.”
She blinked slowly. Just like with his fellow kobold, Red-Snout, Tom-Tom wasn’t sure if that was a good blink or a bad one. He decided it was good.
He stood and brushed dirt off his legs. Then he bowed, nearly falling over, and chirped one more time. “I bring you more frog next time.”
He turned and scampered up the slope, leaving the humans behind.
But when he was gone, Allie picked up the frog figurine absently, ran a thumb over its carved back, and whispered, “I think he’s on our side.”
Devon nodded. “I think… he’s the weirdest ally we’ve ever had.”
Allie regarded the frog for a second, and then very quietly, slipped it into her pocket.
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- Book 3: Epilogue
- Book 3: Chapter 83: Token Choices
- Book 3: Chapter 82: Royal Aftermath
- Book 3: Chapter 81: Monster
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- Book 3: Chapter 79: Dance Floor
- Book 3: Chapter 78: Match-Up
- Book 3: Chapter 77: Last Minute
- Book 3: Chapter 76: Battle Plans
- Book 3: Chapter 75: The Identity of Theseus
- Book 3: Chapter 74: Devastating
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- Book 3: Chapter 72: Contact
- Book 3: Chapter 71: Together Again
- Book3: Chapter 70: Convergence
- Book 3: Chapter 69: Triple Break Out
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- Book 3: Chapter 67: New Offering
- Book 3: Chapter 66: On The Lamb
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- Book 3: Chapter 63: Arrival
- Book 3; Chapter 62: Character Sheet
- Book 3: Chapter 61: Heavenly Tribulation
- Book 3: Chapter 60: Gains Gains Gains
- Book 3: Chapter 59: Solid Stage
- Book 3: Chapter 58: The Talk
- Book 3: Chapter 57: Dungeon Fail
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- Book 3: Chapter 55: Royal Defeat
- Book3: Chapter 54: Slaughter
- Book 3: Chapter 53: Hive Queen
- Book 3: Chapter 52: No Excuses
- Book 3: Chapter 51: Solo-Fight II
- Book 3: Chapter 50: A New Enemy (Pt2)
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- Book 3: Chapter 49: Solo-Fight
- Book 3: Chapter 48: City Ruins
- Book 3: Chapter 47: Catching Up
- Book 3: Chapter 46: No T-Rex?
- Book 3: Chapter 45: To The Wire
- Book 3: Chapter 44: Touchback
- Book 3: Chapter 43: Maze
- Book 3: Chapter 42: Fetch
- Book 3: Chapter 41: Garden Biome
- Book 3: Chapter 40: Blizzard
- Book 3; Chapter 39: Ice Wraiths
- Book 3: Chapter 38: Tundra Biome
- Book 3: Chapter 37: Admonishment
- Book 3: Chapter 36: Big Crikey! (Pt 1)
- Book 3: Chapter 35: Upgrades
- Book 3: Chapter 34: Obby Inc
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- Book 3: Chapter 32: Marco?
- Book 3: Chapter 31: Lake Biome
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- Book 3: Chapter 29: Bear Boss (Pt 1)
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- Book 3: Chapter 27: Trial of Change
- Book 3: Chapter 26: Status Sheet
- Book 3: Chapter 25: Energy From A Lizard
- Book 3: Chapter 24: Dungeon Gate (pt.1)
- Book 3: Chapter 23: Hiking
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- Book 3: Chapter 18: Roadside Barters
- Book 3: Chapter 17: Artificial Mage
- Book 3: Chapter 16: Installation
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- Book 3: Chapter 14: Progression
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- Book 3: Chapter 12: Antidote
- Book 3: Chapter 11 : O’ Mother Where Art Thou
- Book 3: Chapter 10: Research
- Book 3: Chapter 9: Stone Silence
- Book 3: Chapter 8: Inevitable
- Book 3: Chapter 7: Culture Swap
- Book 3: Chapter 6 : This One’s For Gnashing
- Book 3: Chapter 5: Orkish Respect
- Book 3: Chapter 4: Glass Fangs
- Book 3 Caravans and Introductions
- Book 3: Chapter 2: Demon Aspirants
- Book 3: Chapter 1: Travel Across the Land
- Book 3: Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 57: Demon of Terraxum
- Book 2: Chapter 56: Revelation
- Book 2: Chapter 55: Eruption
- Book 2: Chapter 54: Peace Talk
- Book 2: Chapter 53: Rematch
- Book 2: Chapter 52: Traps
- Book 2: Chapter 51: Battle Charge
- Book 2: Chapter 50: Breakthrough
- Book 2: Chapter 49: Gains II
- Book 2: Chapter 48: Ill-Gotten
- Book 2: Chapter 47: Failure
- Book 2: Chapter 46: Boss Fight
- Book 2: Chapter 45: Aeralith Prince
- Book 2: Chapter 44: Friendly Visitors
- Book 2: Chapter 43: Re-Supplies
- Book 2: Chapter 42: Earthbreakers
- Book 2: Chapter 41: In the Trenches
- Book 2: Chapter 40 : Deployment
- Book 2: Chapter 39: Called to Duty
- Book 2: Chapter 38: Welcome to the Army
- Book 2: Chapter 37: Shipping Out
- Book 2: Chapter 36: Votes
- Book 2: Chapter 35: Council
- Book 2: Chapter 34: Midnight Rendezvous
- Book 2: Chapter 33: Victory
- Book 2: Chapter 32: Exhibition Match
- Book 2: Chapter 31: Bugged
- Book 2: Chapter 30: Martyr
- Book 2: Chapter 29.2: Tea With Enemies
- Book 2: Chapter 29.1: Tea With Enemies
- Book 2: Chapter 28: Leyforge
- Book 2: Chapter 27.2: Back to the Drawing Room
- Book 2: Chapter 27.1: Back to the Drawing Room
- Book 2: Chapter 26.2: Divide and Conquer
- Book 2: Chapter 26.1: Divide and Conquer
- Book 2: Chapter 25: Ploys and Failures
- Book 2: Chapter 24: Gala Politics
- Book 2: Chapter 23: Oaths and Invitations
- Book 2: Chapter 22: Welcome “Guests”
- Book 2: Chapter 21: Asura’s Bloodwrath
- Book 2: Chapter 20: Travel
- Book 2: Chapter 19: Capture
- Book 2: Chapter 18: Out of Time
- Book 2: Chapter 17: Wyrm-Heart
- Book 2: Chapter 16: Become The Hunted
- Book 2: Chapters 15: When The Hunters
- Book 2: Chapters 14: Return and Trade
- Book 2: Chapter 13: Team Play
- Book 2: Chapter 12: Gains
- Book 2: Chapters 11: Entry
- Book 2: Chapter 10: Den Preparations
- Book 2: Chapter 9: Farewells
- Book 2: Chapter 8: Well Fighting
- Book 2: Chapter 7: Shopping Spree
- Book 2: Chapter 6: Return to Baba
- Book 2: Chapter 5: Adept-Tier
- Book 2: Chapter 4: Training
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Pep-talk
- Book 2 Party-time
- Book 2: Chapter 1: Reunion
- Earthbreaker Prologue
- Epilogue
- Chapter 76: Shopping
- Chapter 75: Descending Demon
- Chapter 74: Breather
- Chapter 73: Ex Machina
- Chapter 72: Sigil-Binders
- Chapter 71: Puzzles II
- Chapter 70: Puzzles
- Chapter 69: Upgrades
- Chapter 68: Human Zoo II
- Chapter 67: Boss
- Chapter 66: Hidden Quest
- Chapter 65: Hidden Dagger
- Chapter 64: Endless
- Chapter 63: First Floor
- Chapter 62: Dungeon Prep
- Chapter 61: Dark Den
- Chapter 60: Last Meal
- Chapter 59: Jail Break
- Chapter 58: Enchanting
- Chapter 57: Infiltration
- Chapter 56: Numbers Burr
- Chapter 55: Graduation
- Chapter 54: Mantis
- Chapter 53: Training II
- Chapter 52: Demon Asura
- Chapter 51: Training
- Chapter 50: Elves
- Chapter 49: Contact
- Chapter 48: Progress
- Chapter 47: Human Zoo
- Chapter 46: New Spells
- Chapter 45: Confessions
- Chapter 44: Smash Bros
- Chapter 43: Return
- Chapter 42: Aether Attunement
- Chapter 41: Arcane Beasts
- Chapter 40: Scramble
- Chapter 39: Negotiation
- Chapter 38: Alone
- Chapter 37: Rite and Wrong
- Chapter 36: New Spell
- Chapter 35: Caged
- Chapter 34: Escape
- Chapter 33: Boss Fight
- Chapter 32: Raid Prep
- Chapter 31: Grinding
- Chapter 30: Predator
- Chapter 29: Refinement II
- Chapter 28: Bear-dger
- Chapter 27: Hunting
- Chapter 26: Brotherhood
- Chapter 25: Elements
- Chapter 24: Aftermath
- Chapter 23: Squirrely
- Chapter 22: PvP
- Chapter 21: Aether Gathering
- Chapter 20: Power Up
- Chapter 19: Refinement
- Chapter 18: Rewards
- Chapter 17: Team 2
- Chapter 16: Attributes
- Chapter 15: Magic
- Chapter 14: Shame-Holes
- Chapter 13: Baba Yaga
- Chapter 12: Apothecary
- Chapter 11: Vrung’s Quarry
- Chapter 10: First Time
- Chapter 9.2: Reunion (pt 2)
- Chapter 9.1: Reunion
- Chapter 8: Moving Up
- Chapter 7: Ambush
- Chapter 6: Visitors
- Chapter 5: Experience Points
- Chapter 4.2: Prove Yourself (pt .2)
- Chapter 4.1: Prove Yourself
- Chapter 3.1: Schwartzenbadger
- Chapter 2: Clown World
- Chapter 1: Welcome
- Dawnlight: Prologue