Chapter 1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?
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Chapter 1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?
Cass should have known better.
Or, at least, anticipated something like this.
It wasn’t like he was a novice when it came to situations like this. He’d read a lot. Not by choice, but still! He knew what was popular right now, and he’d laughed off how unbelievable they all were. Isekai? That could never happen. Unrealistic.
Well, one couldn’t laugh when they were smacked in the face with a similar situation.
Hmm, his sister was probably laughing at him at this moment, but he couldn’t focus on that thought because fuck, his head was pounding.
The “god” or whoever he talked to didn’t warn him about this.
The headache was incessant, and made it hard to remain lying down. All he wanted to do was curl into a ball on his side and sob. If he’d been at home, he would have been able to do that.
But he wasn’t home. He was very, very far away.
A deep, stinging pain filled his chest and he could feel his eyes grow damp. No. He couldn’t cry.
He shouldn’t cry. Who knows? It wasn’t like he signed a contract with the “god” or anything. It was more like they had begged him for his help. So, he should look at this positively.
Normally, in stories like this, the character could go back home after. Right? Right?
The sharp, throbbing pain of his head got the better of him. He winced, his face contorting with the pain he was feeling. He exhaled sharply, and it was like he’d popped a bubble.
Before he felt like he’d been floating in a dark, deep silence. It felt…all consuming, and trapped him with his thoughts.
Which is why he had probably been spiraling so quickly. If he’d had outside noise, he might not have spiraled so quickly.
…Or not, as the outside noise washed over him and all he could hear were several voices shouting over each other, along with the soft noise of sobs. His mind filled with confusion, since several of them sounded like men. Cass groaned again.
The sounds were not helping his throbbing head, nor clearing up the confusion. That damn “god” hadn’t even told him where he was going so this was even more confusing. He thought he would have started as a baby or something, not as a…whatever this was.
People didn’t behave like this if you were a baby. At least, not in his little experience.
Fuck. He hoped his sister was okay. He had only spoken to her that morning before everything happened. He just wanted to see her face one more time, but the “god” had refused, and flung him out of the subspace that they had been talking in.
Now he was here, confused, with people shouting and crying around him, and too afraid to open his eyes to find out why.
Who was the person he’d…possessed? And why was everyone so…upset? God, what had he walked into?
What had they made him walk into?
A sharp external pain unlike the ones he felt internally caught him by surprise. Someone had pricked one of his toes, and gasping, he flung his eyes open.
His breath coming in pants, Cass stared up at the ceiling above him in shock. What the fuck? Where the fuck was he? This wasn’t covered in the briefing the “god” gave him!
The ceiling was painted in a mural. A very detailed, must have taken years kind of mural. The ones you saw in history documentaries. Which he knew, because he liked to watch them.
It was a painting of several demons chasing a single angel. It was moody, dark, and he was pretty sure the demons were laughing in glee.
It was a bad omen.
Blinking, he turned his head to where the noise was the loudest, and had to take a second to compose himself.
It was a group of some of the prettiest people he’d ever seen in his life. And only two of them were looking at him with anything but pure disdain.
He wouldn’t even call what the two were looking at him with as affection. More like, tolerance. Holy shit. What the fuck was going on?
“The Lord opens his eyes!” Someone hollered, and Cass furrowed his brows. Lord? He was a lord?
“Barely. Can he even see us?” One of the men standing in the back asked, snorting.
He had long, black hair that seemed to have a mind of its own. He wore a white, billowy shirt that barely covered him, and was open at the top but supposedly tied with laces. It showed off the broad expanse of his shoulders and skin, and the scars that covered him. His facial hair was well maintained, but it was the deepset yellow eyes that startled him.
What the fuck? What were those? Where the hell was he? And why did he…look familiar?
“Lucy! Don’t be mean! Lord Blackburn took quite the fall, and no thanks to you!” A woman protested, and Cass turned his attention towards her. She was clearly scolding the other man, who shrugged and huffed.
She had brown hair similar to his sister, but she had it done in an elaborate braided crown around her head. Her grey eyes were piercing, and felt like they could look through his soul. She wore a fitted, dark blue dress that reminded him of the old theatre productions he used to go see when he was a kid.
It looked…gothic? No, that wasn’t quite right. There was a name for it, but it wasn’t coming to mind. Fuck. Ugh, this damn headache!
But Lord Blackburn? Where had he heard that name before?
Wincing, he raised his hand to touch his forehead only to find a bandage there. A man rushed to his side, his head down, and he helped him into a seated position. Cass felt his vision sway as he moved. Whatever had happened to him, he was not well.
And these people really didn’t like him.
There were two other men in the group, along with another woman. Two of them were blonde of differing shades, and the last one was a redhead. All of them were striking a particular cord with him but for the life of him he couldn’t remember why.
The redhead was dressed stiffly, in what appeared to be an older version of a three piece suit. It had a big, puffy scarf at the top that Cass wanted to say didn’t suit him, but had a feeling the man would bite his head off if he did. His green eyes stared at him coldly, and it was worse than how the man with yellow eyes looked at him. There wasn’t even like or dislike, just pure, cold, disinterest.
Turning to the remaining man of the group, Cass felt a shiver go up his spine as the man smiled at him. There wasn’t an ounce of kindness in his eyes as he smiled, and it felt hollow. He was the outwardly handsomest of the trio though, as Cass would willingly admit. He had princely good looks, and it seemed that he knew it too. Especially with his almost glowing blue eyes, it was clear that he was a playboy of sorts.
The last of the cast before him seemed the most nervous.
She had her blonde hair pulled back with a few ties and ribbons in a brown shade, matching her eyes. Her hair was soft, at least by looks, since a few strands were around her face. Her large brown eyes were watering, and she was wearing a dress in a brown shade that wasn’t quite unflattering to her eyes, but not quite a complimentary shade. She did not look well.
She looked quite ill, actually, and Cass wondered if she should be the one on the bed instead.
“Is there something displeasing about Lady Ava, Lord Blackburn?” Cass blinked as the other woman, the brunette, covered the woman with her arm. The woman had moved rather quickly across the room to cover the slightly smaller woman. Lady Ava shivered, her eyes spilling over and Cass was stunned.
What on earth was going on here?
“Uh, no. She just looks…” He trailed off as the tension in the room rose as he spoke. Clearly, whatever he had done, it was awful if everyone hated him this much. “Get her a chair. She looks like she is going to faint.” Cass said, the group of five seemed shocked. None of them moved an inch to do so.
The man in the room with him, who had helped him sit up, wasted no time. In but a few seconds, Lady Ava had a seat under her butt and the rest of them seemed to be confused. It was the brunette who spoke.
“Lord Blackburn, you do know who we are, don’t you?” She asked curiously, and Cass stared at them blankly.
“Can I be blunt?” He asked, and the man in the back with black hair snorted.
“When are you not?” He muttered loud enough that Cass could hear him. The brunette shot him a glare, and the blonde man smacked him.
“You may, Lord Blackburn.” The brunette encouraged and Cass cleared his throat.
“No. I do not know who you are, but you do look familiar.” Everyone paled except the redhead.
“You cannot be serious! It wasn’t even that serious of a fall!” The black haired man in the back protested loudly, and Cass winced.
“My throbbing wound would beg to differ.” He deadpanned, and he shut his mouth. The brunette raced to his side, taking his hand in hers.
“Wait. you don’t remember me? Your wife?” Cass’ eyes went wide. His wife? He had a fucking wife?
“I’m married?” He asked, his voice raising in pitch and her gaze filled with sorrow.
“Yes. We had our ceremonies at the same time.” That only caused more confusion to him, as the blonde man chuckled.
“Technically, if we go by law, we are brother husbands of a sort. We are all married to our dear Fiona.” His cold gaze and smile warmed when he looked at the brunette, and Cass felt his head spin.
He closed his eyes, but that didn’t seem to help the fact that the world was spinning.
Groaning, he gripped his head with his other hand, and Fiona gasped.
“Oh no! Was that too much for you?” She asked, worried, and Cass chuckled.
“Well, I think anything at this moment would be too much for me. Uh, Fiona, was it? Can you explain to me what happened before I awoke in this bed? And…why are we married? It doesn’t feel like you even like me.” Fiona went white, as did the other men in the room. Lady Ava swallowed thickly.
“I-I can’t just-” Fiona stopped herself, biting her lip. “Y-You confessed to me.” She admitted, and Cass felt his eyes widen, along with the other men behind her. He glanced at their expressions, and found that this was new information to them. Fiona’s cheeks were pink. It was quite cute.
“Ah, so I was the one who admitted his feelings first? But, given that you already had three suitors…” He trailed off, sighing. He sucked air in through his teeth in pain when his head throbbed in a particular way. Fiona’s grip on his hand tightened, concern in her gray eyes.
“Lord Blackburn, are you alright? I know you said that Ava’s powers wouldn’t work on you, but I highly suggest that we try!” She was desperate, and Cass felt himself frown.
“I know you are worried, but if we do as you say, and I get more hurt, it would only be a burden onto you. I can tell that you have a big heart, but I will be fine with time and rest.” Cass told them, and watched as several of them didn’t take kindly to his words. He wondered why, but didn’t have the energy to prod more. “Who knows? Maybe in the morning I will have more of my memories back.” He joked, but for some reason, it sounded like a threat coming out of his mouth.
Fiona gave his hand a squeeze, the concern still in her gaze. Cass didn’t know how to comfort this woman who he was apparently married to but who, at the same time, reminded him of his sister.
That was going to be awkward.
It was even more awkward that he shared her with three other men. But he’d worry about that once they all left this hellish bedchamber.
“Well, I guess that makes sense. Are you sure you want us to leave?” She asked, her eyes big and wide. Cass winced at her expression, and the grip she had on his hand. She was…much stronger than she looked.
“Uh, yes.” He told her, and she seemed…downtrodden. Upset. Cass didn’t know what to say to her. This was a bit too much, and he needed some time to figure out what was going on. She gave his hand another squeeze before she got to her feet.
“Alright. If you need some time, I’ll absolutely give it to you. But, if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to come ask me. We all live together here, even if we have separate rooms. I’m sure anyone would be happy to show you to my chambers.” Cass didn’t believe that from the glares the men were giving him from behind her.
He smiled softly, and watched as her eyes widened slightly.
“Thank you, Fiona. Have a good rest of your day.” She nodded, swallowing, before she helped Lady Ava to her feet, and they finally left him alone.
Well, alone without them. His…butler? Remained.
Sighing, he dropped his head, rubbing his temple. What the fuck had that “God” gotten him into?
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Chapters
- Chapter 534: When a ghost knows how to herd people
- Chapter 533: Never underestimate someone you think is a twink
- Chapter 532: He’s just a really big fairy
- Chapter 531: Sometimes it’s satisfying to tell people to go f themselves
- Chapter 530: Don’t make us your enemy
- Chapter 529: I don’t take good news well
- Chapter 528: Rescue missions shouldn’t be done hungover
- Chapter 527: We’ve got to feed the hungry bunny (m)
- Chapter 526: When a fairy offers you a drink, be careful
- Chapter 525: Dinner with the found family
- Chapter 524: A lake filled with love
- Chapter 523: A joy so infectious that no one can win against it
- Chapter 522: I’m just a very hands on teacher
- Chapter 521: Two men learning together
- Chapter 520: Ambushed by sincerity
- Chapter 519: Caring means supporting your loved ones in their evil plans too
- Chapter 518: Getting down to the basics, with a witness
- Chapter 517: A Gideon sized problem in an Edgar shaped world
- Chapter 516: Goodbyes are not forever
- Chapter 515: An unimaginable loss
- Chapter 514: Get your mind into the gutter, people
- Chapter 513: A gem worth a thousand lives
- Chapter 512: A young, lost hero
- Chapter 511: Is this room beg-worthy?
- Chapter 510: We’re just men, nothing wrong here
- Chapter 509: A family gathering
- Chapter 508: A ginger on the loose
- Chapter 507: A meal before I go (suggestive)
- Chapter 506: A tasty snack and a promise
- Chapter 505: A round two?
- Chapter 504: A very anticlimactic response
- Chapter 503: Are you a demon? Are you a fairy? Are you a ghost?
- Chapter 502: A place where you don’t belong
- Chapter 501: Nowhere else left to hide
- Chapter 500: Sometimes, you just have to break the wall down
- Chapter 499: An angry demon and a dragon who needs to rest
- Chapter 498: Fighting against instinct
- Chapter 497: A demon’s guilt
- Chapter 496: Wonderous magic, itty bitty living space
- Chapter 495: Boil the damn pot
- Chapter 494: Only the best way to use a corpse
- Chapter 493: No one likes the cold
- Chapter 492: We’ve got everyone’s back
- Chapter 491: You...can’t swim?
- Chapter 490: A fierce hunter
- Chapter 489: We all choke on blood sometimes
- Chapter 488: A magician’s pride
- Chapter 487: An unsuspecting hero
- Chapter 486: How did this conversation get so messed up?
- Chapter 485: You better fess up before I get angry
- Chapter 484: Is something bad about to happen? Why are you being so nice to me?
- Chapter 483: Late night anxieties and the sweet embrace of mother
- Chapter 482: A sweet trap
- Chapter 481: A long time coming
- Chapter 480: A damn stubborn Knight
- Chapter 479: Is this going to be...a beach episode?
- Chapter 478: Taking the heir’s trophy
- Chapter 477: Memories aren’t a bad thing
- Chapter 476: Some houses aren’t homes
- Chapter 475: An orgasm so good you forget who you are
- Chapter 474: A man’s gotta eat (m)
- Chapter 473: Someone is feeling a little chatty (m)
- Chapter 472: What? A horny sex demon? (suggestive)
- Chapter 471: A dragon princess
- Chapter 470: If you don’t tell us the truth, Lucian gets to try to make you tell us
- Chapter 469: How are you able to accept this so easily?
- Chapter 468: Sure, friends can do that
- Chapter 467: How many people saw us being...gay?
- Chapter 466: Oh, so he knows what he’s doing?
- Chapter 465: A distracted but happy dragon
- Chapter 464: A dragon likes to show off
- Chapter 463: Mr. Collins likes older men
- Chapter 462: Well well well, what do we have here?
- Chapter 461: A good meal (m)
- Chapter 460: A taste too sweet to resist (suggestive)
- Chapter 459: Well, look at this! Someone is interested! (suggestive)
- Chapter 458: An observant dragon
- Chapter 457: What even is a date?
- Chapter 456: Every day you learn something new
- Chapter 455: A welcome intruder
- Chapter 454: An Uncle and his fresh-faced nephew
- Chapter 453: A bunny walking into a dragon’s den
- Chapter 452: A red-eyed...bunny?
- Chapter 451: Finally, some sex demon knowledge
- Chapter 450: We’ve all got a finger to point
- Chapter 449: An ancient being having a breakdown
- Chapter 448: You need to learn your place
- Chapter 447: A normal day
- Chapter 446: We’ll make it up to you (m)
- Chapter 445: Taking it a step too far
- Chapter 444: We’ll make you aware (suggestive)
- Chapter 443: Malnourished does not mean ugly (suggestive)
- Chapter 442: A proud dragon and a hissy vampire
- Chapter 441: He’s just a hungry, growing boy (m)
- Chapter 440: No one warned me about his tongue (m)
- Chapter 439: A convincing dragon (suggestive)
- Chapter 438: A little bit of reading got done
- Chapter 437: Can dragons be this thoughtful?
- Chapter 436: A simple touch
- Chapter 435: An angry and worried dragon
- Chapter 434: Pleasure drunk confessions (suggestive)
- Chapter 433: What’s real and what’s fiction (suggestive)
- Chapter 432: People need to go home, Edgar (suggestive)
- Chapter 431: Keep poking the bear, Cass
- Chapter 430: Why am I making you uncomfortable?
- Chapter 429: A humble moment in the carriage
- Chapter 428: Who knew he had worth?
- Chapter 427: A petty off
- Chapter 426: When one argues with gods...
- Chapter 425: A man who should not be a grandfather
- Chapter 424: Is it a good thing that I was right?
- Chapter 423: A minor slight
- Chapter 422: A quiet morning after chaos
- Chapter 421: Lucian, my guy, take your foot out of your mouth
- Chapter 420: Passing the blame
- Chapter 419: I’ll take your Cass privileges away
- Chapter 418: Who knew parts could just...appear like that? (suggestive)
- Chapter 417: Facing a fear (suggestive)
- Chapter 416: A dragon on his best behaviour (suggestive)
- Chapter 415: As soon as the moon rises...(suggestive)
- Chapter 414: An upgrade from a sickly Victorian child
- Chapter 413: Do you really think I am going to take this laying down?
- Chapter 412: Lucian is a good, kind dragon with many good traits
- Chapter 411: Don’t hurt yourself, Sweetness
- Chapter 410: After all this?
- Chapter 409: Switch switch bitch
- Chapter 408: Sympathy does not excuse someone’s actions
- Chapter 407: A fresh victim
- Chapter 406: Sam, take a vacation
- Chapter 405: Even the Willows like a good party
- Chapter 404: Dead to us
- Chapter 403: The rage of the fairies upon you
- Chapter 402: Some truly great news
- Chapter 401: What is the temple teaching these kids?
- Chapter 400: A sparkle in a young man’s eye
- Chapter 399: You got two people in there?
- Chapter 398: Hysteria, it’s a hell of a drug
- Chapter 397: A dragon about to flee the scene
- Chapter 396: Let’s not delay this further
- Chapter 395: A knight’s noble love
- Chapter 394: Ugh, you watered it down, and watered the tea down? Gross
- Chapter 393: Just a pretty little boy toy (suggestive)
- Chapter 392: A great way to wake up (suggestive)
- Chapter 391: Rub a dub dub, three guys in a tub
- Chapter 390: Oh look, two caring husbands
- Chapter 389: Jealous men can get the job done
- Chapter 388: I want to be your friend before your lover
- Chapter 387: Go rest with your husbands, Caspian
- Chapter 386: I will be here for you
- Chapter 385: No one can be strong all the time
- Chapter 384: Mommy dearest
- Chapter 383: A truth too horrifying to believe
- Chapter 382: Who needs to show off that bad?
- Chapter 381: Listen, just because I’m a lord now doesn’t mean I wasn’t a street rat
- Chapter 380: Where did you think I got the wine from?
- Chapter 379: Behind my back? Tell me the details
- Chapter 378: Get over yourself
- Chapter 377: Edgar, the top potential whore of the whole district
- Chapter 376: Demon lore with Sam
- Chapter 375: Sure, you’re only attracted to them during your heat
- Chapter 374: A pouty Vamp
- Chapter 373: Some demons have a bad rep with their own kind
- Chapter 372: I am just like Fiona
- Chapter 371: A demon’s confession
- Chapter 370: Aftermath
- Chapter 369: I was always the problem
- Chapter 368: A shattering truth
- Chapter 367: We can’t avoid this forever
- Chapter 366: That’s not how babies are made
- Chapter 365: The worries of a long-time hero
- Chapter 364: Another failed attempt
- Chapter 363: One families trash is another families treasure
- Chapter 362: Now is not the time to grovel, Lord Ridgewood
- Chapter 361: Noodled, but still standing
- Chapter 360: Battle plan round 2
- Chapter 359: A drowned cat would look more elegant
- Chapter 358: I’m not crying, my body is
- Chapter 357: You need to let me praise you
- Chapter 356: What the hell are you apologising for?!
- Chapter 355: A second forgotten meeting
- Chapter 354: Semi-aware, semi-terrified (m)
- Chapter 353: These were prescribed to me (m)
- Chapter 352: A spot untouched (m)
- Chapter 351: Revenge? (m)
- Chapter 350: We’ll never be the same again (m)
- Chapter 349: A new, dangerous hobby (m)
- Chapter 348: I tricked you (m)
- Chapter 347: We are far too clothed for this behaviour (suggestive)
- Chapter 346: Vespertine Blood
- Chapter 345: You might regret saying that in the morning
- Chapter 344: A well earned walk of fame
- Chapter 343: Of course he was a fucking demon
- Chapter 342: He’s very friendly
- Chapter 341: When are you going to get it? This trap was set years ago.
- Chapter 340: A beautiful, bright spot light
- Chapter 339: A refreshing workout
- Chapter 338: Big emotions mean big results
- Chapter 337: Words directly from the gods
- Chapter 336: He’s my property
- Chapter 335: A meeting of the brothers
- Chapter 334: Spreading rumours the old fashioned way
- Chapter 333: Finally all on the same page
- Chapter 332: We’ve got to think about the baby
- Chapter 331: The opening act
- Chapter 330: Why stay in a place that hates you?
- Chapter 329: Me and my big mouth
- Chapter 328: What a warm welcome
- Chapter 327: Lights, camera, action!
- Chapter 326: A lady on a leash
- Chapter 325: We are fancy people in fancy clothes, then there is Lucian
- Chapter 324: A round about way to a kiss
- Chapter 323: Another miss
- Chapter 322: Fine, I admit it! I’m a coward
- Chapter 321: Sneaky little dragon (suggestive)
- Chapter 320: A man on the edge (m)
- Chapter 319: A weird-looking octopus (m)
- Chapter 318: Like a damn fountain (m)
- Chapter 317: A chatty, horny Cass (m)
- Chapter 316: Well, that’s one way to avoid strip poker
- Chapter 315: My secret weapon - Card games!
- Chapter 314: I didn’t blackmail him, but pretty darn close
- Chapter 313: An Anger tempered by Lust
- Chapter 312: It’s like a teacup but slightly different
- Chapter 311: Eye contact has never been so painful
- Chapter 310 - 12 hours
- Chapter 309: It will grow back (m)
- Chapter 308: What a pretty boy (m)
- Chapter 307: I want you to use my mouth (m)
- Chapter 306: Reading between the lines (m)
- Chapter 305: Of course I was right. I’m always right when it’s awful for me
- Chapter 304: A contract with some interesting terms and conditions
- Chapter 303: A trust I don’t want to break
- Chapter 302: Alright, so maybe the fashion choices weren’t Lord Blackburn
- Chapter 301: Sam, I am not going to be your kink partner
- Chapter 300: Mm Mm Mm. It’s going to taste soo good
- Chapter 299: Monarchy Smonarchy
- Chapter 298: I’m supposed to be the Villain. That’s MY job
- Chapter 297: Like a big sister
- Chapter 296: A one man show (m)
- Chapter 295: A dragon in his lap (suggestive)
- Chapter 294: A date and a little experience
- Chapter 293: A whole lot of emotion, not a lot of communication
- Chapter 292: I don’t have a thing for heroes (suggestive)
- Chapter 291: I have the upper hand?
- Chapter 290: What is this feeling? Frustration? Annoyance? I don’t like it
- Chapter 289: A full view
- Chapter 288: It has a dragon head and everything
- Chapter 287: A book and a good soak can fix anything
- Chapter 286: Is it so wrong to say what I think?
- Chapter 285: If he disappeared no one would miss him
- Chapter 284: How do fairies do it?
- Chapter 283: Everyone deserves a little ’work’ sometimes
- Chapter 282: What colour collar should he wear?
- Chapter 281: These memories are going to haunt me
- Chapter 280: What? So no kissing? (suggestive)
- Chapter 279: Barely controlled desires (suggestive)
- Chapter 278: A cute, curious man (suggestive)
- Chapter 277: Certified freak, seven days a week
- Chapter 276: Sir Forsythe is not that kind of a background character
- Chapter 275: A teary-eyed pretty boy
- Chapter 274: Sometimes, the idiot juice tastes good
- Chapter 273: Oh no, am I a third wheel?
- Chapter 272: A man on his knees
- Chapter 271: Then beg
- Chapter 270: None of this flowery language. Speak to me and mean it
- Chapter 269: A Duke in High Priest clothing
- Chapter 268: Lunch and a show
- Chapter 267: Breaking him down with human decency
- Chapter 266: An unexpected emotion
- Chapter 265: A little practise between husbands
- Chapter 264: What’s a little stabbing between friends?
- Chapter 263: Stop feeling embarrassed. Everyone cries
- Chapter 262: A sleeping fly on the wall
- Chapter 261: Just a sleepy little guy
- Chapter 260: It wasn’t what you’re thinking
- Chapter 259: I’m not an emotional person
- Chapter 258: A well kept secret
- Chapter 257: An uncomfortable feeling
- Chapter 256: Magical ndas
- Chapter 255: A rather gay foyer
- Chapter 254: A jaunty tune
- Chapter 253: A fairy...mage?
- Chapter 252: A war criminal?
- Chapter 251: Why do you need confirmation?
- Chapter 250: She speaks for the trees
- Chapter 249: Hey, look at us, eating at the same table
- Chapter 248: A big slumber party
- Chapter 247: Petty in so many ways
- Chapter 246: A nervous realtor joins the chat
- Chapter 245: A cookie cutter lesbian house
- Chapter 244: A firm list to follow
- Chapter 243: For my eyes only
- Chapter 242: We can’t do this here
- Chapter 241: Lady Ava gets what she wants
- Chapter 240: What a pretty girl
- Chapter 239: Are you kidding me? So damn close!
- Chapter 238: I don’t want to be here when you two find out
- Chapter 237: Gender and genderless
- Chapter 236: Hello darkness my old friend
- Chapter 235: A holy knight?
- Chapter 234: I got friends on the other side
- Chapter 233: Come on, help a hero out
- Chapter 232: Survive
- Chapter 231: The weight of the world on your shoulders
- Chapter 230: Every family is complex
- Chapter 229: Father dearest
- Chapter 228: I paid 2 gold for this?
- Chapter 227: The truth to the rumour
- Chapter 226: Leave the poor service workers alone
- Chapter 225: Big, buff, macho guys
- Chapter 224: We are plotting, Cassian
- Chapter 223: Let’s start a rumour, baby
- Chapter 222: Dragon on the roof
- Chapter 221: A handsome man in denial
- Chapter 220: The man doesn’t even know what Cass gave him
- Chapter 219: The audacity of these fools
- Chapter 218: A man and his emotional support jerky
- Chapter 217: A glade? That sounds like the best thing in the world right now
- Chapter 216: White? With this hair colour?
- Chapter 215: Boss battle
- Chapter 214: That’s not what I’m into
- Chapter 213: Step on me
- Chapter 212: The perfect man
- Chapter 211: I’m not here to give you a faith crisis
- Chapter 210: A good hero?
- Chapter 209: Alarmingly normal behaviour
- Chapter 208: A sub in for a bond partner brawl? Alright
- Chapter 207: Above average (m)
- Chapter 206: A very uneventful day
- Chapter 205: Poking the bear
- Chapter 204: We would what?
- Chapter 203: A pact with yourself
- Chapter 202: A forward directed at Cass’ throat
- Chapter 201: Something to kill the time
- Chapter 200: A not so subtle secret
- Chapter 199: The poison? Made for Cass? That poison?
- Chapter 198: You’ve earned this cold shoulder
- Chapter 197: Pushed to the limit
- Chapter 196: An offer you can’t refuse
- Chapter 195: Lucian, let a man breathe
- Chapter 194: Uh, is that how it works? I thought you wouldn’t want them to like me?
- Chapter 193: This isn’t about to be lord of the rings, right?
- Chapter 192: This couldn’t be worse
- Chapter 191: What’s in the bag?
- Chapter 190: Don’t look at me like that
- Chapter 189: A big, beautiful wall
- Chapter 188: Ya’ll split the party?
- Chapter 187: This feels too easy
- Chapter 186: Hot and cold (suggestive)
- Chapter 185: When the body finally gives out
- Chapter 184: Something to choke on
- Chapter 183: I’ll flirt with him wherever I please
- Chapter 182: Vespertine has some questions
- Chapter 181: Someone needs to be put in a time out
- Chapter 180: An insensitive bastard
- Chapter 179: We do not go around saying we like to eat people
- Chapter 178: Two souls, one body
- Chapter 177: An old dog can learn new tricks
- Chapter 176: Look, we’re not so different, you and me
- Chapter 175: Some secrets can’t stay secrets forever
- Chapter 174: I don’t want to talk about it
- Chapter 173: You have got to be joking
- Chapter 172: I hope no one was hungry
- Chapter 171: Everyone, I’m fine! My body is just revolting against being here. Totally normal
- Chapter 170: Can’t a guy just have a little bit of fun?
- Chapter 169: Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but stop looking at me
- Chapter 168: A saintess with power, but no connection
- Chapter 167: A racing mind and a tired body
- Chapter 166: A joke made in poor taste
- Chapter 165: What? Did you think I only went after girls? Ha!
- Chapter 164: This feels a bit like a hostage negotiation
- Chapter 163: We’re all supposed to share, huh?
- Chapter 162: The Dragon finally gets what he wants
- Chapter 161: It’s textbook demon manipulation, baby
- Chapter 160: Magic and a cookie for a well rested man
- Chapter 159: Not above using my new name
- Chapter 158: A looong carriage ride
- Chapter 157: Hey, it’s a fantasy world after all!
- Chapter 156: Oh no. They’re more than a handful
- Chapter 155: I would like to hide myself in a hole now
- Chapter 154: Repressing only gets you so far
- Chapter 153: A not awful interaction with Lady Ava? In this economy?
- Chapter 152: Vibrating with irritation
- Chapter 151: Do I look like I give a shit?
- Chapter 150: This slight will be repaid in full
- Chapter 149: Listen, sometimes we just don’t look at things too deeply, okay?
- Chapter 148: We will not tolerate this kind of behaviour
- Chapter 147: A tired hero is a useless hero
- Chapter 146: Debrief on dungeons
- Chapter 145: Everything’s good, right Doc?
- Chapter 144: A worrying revelation
- Chapter 143: Was the book finally taking it’s eyes off of Cass?
- Chapter 142: A begging man
- Chapter 141: It’s just a shoulder you guys
- Chapter 140: Something is shifting...I don’t like it.
- Chapter 139: The sweet temptation of an IOU
- Chapter 138: Should I just wear an eye mask so I don’t have to look at these fools?
- Chapter 137: One secret revealed to protect another
- Chapter 136: Two truths, several lies
- Chapter 135: You aren’t part of my team
- Chapter 134: A revelation and a good job
- Chapter 133: A dragon’s broken promise
- Chapter 132: I can do cool tricks too!
- Chapter 131: Don’t fuck this up
- Chapter 130: He was a fairy
- Chapter 129: I don’t think you’re using that correctly
- Chapter 128: A dragon’s husband
- Chapter 127: Why is no one else upset about this?
- Chapter 126: A vaguely familiar thirst
- Chapter 125: I hate feeling like this
- Chapter 124: Pretty sure eyes aren’t supposed to bleed
- Chapter 123: Don’t worry, there’s enough Draken to go around
- Chapter 122: Listen, I’m not as good of a person as you are making me out to be
- Chapter 121: It’s a little too late to apologise, don’t you think?
- Chapter 120: Speak for me again, I dare you
- Chapter 119: Is it supposed to feel like that?
- Chapter 118: Comfort the dragon way
- Chapter 117: What is a good mate?
- Chapter 116: An unaware, injured man
- Chapter 115: Lord Draken isn’t your master, I am
- Chapter 114: A chat about intentions
- Chapter 113: Can it be? Is this true?
- Chapter 112: It’s not my fault that I’m better than you
- Chapter 111: Why do you think I can trust you?
- Chapter 110: Asking for a little bit of help
- Chapter 109: Yeah, we got matching tattoos without you, Draken
- Chapter 108: The less people who know, the better
- Chapter 107: Knock knock, the Doctor pays a home visit
- Chapter 106: Just a dragon who spits fire
- Chapter 105: A suck up of a dragon
- Chapter 104: A dragon on the edge
- Chapter 103: Between a dragon and a...dragon?
- Chapter 102: A human ragdoll
- Chapter 101: Twice in a row? Am I...a Chosen One?
- Chapter 100: An unquenchable thirst (suggestive?)
- Chapter 99: A full denial breakdown
- Chapter 98: An introduction into a world you’ve never known
- Chapter 97: The night before all hell broke loose
- Chapter 96: A knight’s knowing gaze
- Chapter 95: A chance encounter
- Chapter 94: A punishment to fit the crime
- Chapter 93: Let’s not focus on what happened, and save a knight instead
- Chapter 92: A devious dragon
- Chapter 91: An unexpected, and unwelcome visitor
- Chapter 90: Do I look as insane as I feel?
- Chapter 89: I would never want your damn spot
- Chapter 88: Foot, meet mouth
- Chapter 87: Cass in his happy place
- Chapter 86: For the kids?
- Chapter 85: A trio of merchants, not furries
- Chapter 84: Failsafe’s are great, until they get in your way
- Chapter 83: No questions? You just...believe me?
- Chapter 82: Finally, a manager!
- Chapter 81: Damn, I really hate these ’gods’
- Chapter 80: A fly on the wall
- Chapter 79: I do not need to prove my worth to you
- Chapter 78: Falsely accused
- Chapter 77: Does not forget, does not forgive
- Chapter 76: There is always room for improvement
- Chapter 75: Who do you think you’re talking to?
- Chapter 74: Does this make me look like a Villain?
- Chapter 73: Adulthood looks good on you
- Chapter 72: The consequences of your damn actions
- Chapter 71: How did you know?
- Chapter 70: Not the sharpest tool in the shed
- Chapter 69: A bad habit
- Chapter 68: A fair and legal contract
- Chapter 67: Alright, I got this
- Chapter 66: Children? I don’t like children
- Chapter 65: Isn’t that a waste of money?
- Chapter 64: He must never know
- Chapter 63: No peeking
- Chapter 62: The first cleansing
- Chapter 61: I can’t look weak
- Chapter 60: No knight, but you’ll do
- Chapter 59: Don’t try to be a hero
- Chapter 58: A plan that never fails
- Chapter 57: I’m not a picky man. I see BL, I pick it up
- Chapter 56: Is this a trap? It feels like a trap
- Chapter 55: Trying to draw the line
- Chapter 54: Is this where you take all of your snacks?
- Chapter 53: I can’t be weak, I’m just an imposter
- Chapter 52: What am I?
- Chapter 51: It was just a sip
- Chapter 50: A blanket to bond us
- Chapter 49: This is not a date
- Chapter 48: Let’s hug it out
- Chapter 47: A loyal playboy
- Chapter 46: I am no Cinderella, I don’t need a Prince
- Chapter 45: Just do it for the bookstore
- Chapter 44: We stan Lord Blackburn in this house
- Chapter 43: Are you surprised I can’t trust you?
- Chapter 42: That is a privilege for Sam alone
- Chapter 41: I will never call you
- Chapter 40: Isn’t this too big of an age gap?
- Chapter 39: Just be handsome and dumb
- Chapter 38: Don’t find me endearing
- Chapter 37: Open your mouth, Lord Blackburn
- Chapter 36: That’s a lot of blood
- Chapter 35: A small amount of magic ruined by a memory
- Chapter 34: I’m not like you
- Chapter 33: I’m not your archnemesis. I’m your nemesis once removed
- Chapter 32: You wanted a villain? Fine. I’ll be one
- Chapter 31: I never consented to this
- Chapter 30: An introverts lament
- Chapter 29: They’re lesbians, Cass
- Chapter 28: A blob? A slime? A couple of...girls?
- Chapter 27: Flirting? You don’t even know the word!
- Chapter 26: A clear bill of health
- Chapter 25: A 3 step plan should be easy, right?
- Chapter 24: When the memories begin to return, get mean
- Chapter 23: Isn’t this a bit ridiculous?
- Chapter 22: All the work, none of the power
- Chapter 21: A place to belong
- Chapter 20: Afraid of a little kiss?
- Chapter 19: Trading blows with a beast
- Chapter 18: A pain so bad that even the men cared
- Chapter 17: A challenger approaches
- Chapter 16: Does he even own normal clothing?
- Chapter 15: A deal with a devil?
- Chapter 14: Just don’t break him
- Chapter 13: Two heroes? In one place?
- Chapter 12: A strong, powerful...wife?
- Chapter 11: A comrade in arms
- Chapter 10: Am I...a bad guy?
- Chapter 9: I’d trade a god for a dollar
- Chapter 8: If you don’t act like anything is wrong, no one will notice
- Chapter 7: A skinny, sickly twink? Really?
- Chapter 6: What a greedy girl, huh?
- Chapter 5: A test of courage for a new henchmen
- Chapter 4: What the hell did I put in this?
- Chapter 3: Making deals with ’higher powers’ never end well.
- Chapter 2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies?
- Chapter 1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?