Chapter 206: A very uneventful day
Cass expected that something terrible and awful was going to happen today in the dungeon. So imagine his surprise when nothing happened.
Not a damn thing.
They didn’t run into any undead, they didn’t find another chest, nothing. Just…hours of walking through hallways while Lucian lead the way, Vespertine and Lady Ava hovered around Cass like he was an injured baby deer, and Fiona glared at Lord Ridgewood like he was the spawn of Satan,
Cass tried not to laugh about it, but it was quite funny.
The man who was known for being logical and calm in most situations had reacted poorly to finding out Cass had demonic blood in his body, and instead of everyone being understanding, they had ripped him a new one. He was being reasonable. He should be questioning if Cass was attempting to take advantage of everyone’s kindness.
That was what demons did, after all. Historically, they took advantage of others. You know who else did that?
Gods. They were just viewed as giving more in return whereas demons were a little more true to their natures. At least, that was what the book said, and what Cass had experienced.
His personal experience with those fuckwads had to mean something, right?
Either way, since everything was so calm, Cass had taken the time to go over more training with Lady Ava. They were still talking theory, nothing that involved actual use of powers while they were walking through the dungeon.
It was the perfect learning opportunity, and whenever Lucian had a moment he would also jump in and add something. He explained that he saw the holy powers and the magic that they used as separate, but only by a thin margin. Everything that was involved with holy powers, and probably demonic powers were loosely based off of magic, or vice versa.
Cass could feel how everyone had looked at him when demonic powers were brought up, but he just smiled.
He couldn’t exactly use them if he didn’t even know what kind of demon he was, and honestly, they should have been looking at Vespertine if they were going to look at anyone. His physical appearance was part of the ploy, part of being a vampire.
There was a reason he was so attractive. It was to be able to bring in all kinds of humans to suck their blood. He was a walking, talking thirst trap.
That didn’t bother Cass, however. He was doing his best to let nothing bother him, especially the way that Vespertine and Lucian were acting like Cass was their damn property since yesterday. He should have not let them get that close. He really shouldn’t have.
Cass had nearly fallen, and instead of pulling on his arm like a normal person, Vespertine had caught him by his waist, pulling him against him tightly with his hand on his lower back like he was some damn heroine in a romance novel.
Cass wouldn’t admit how much his heart had raced. No one needed to know that. What they did need to know was that Cass had given him a look, a disapproving one, but he was sure it had only spurred the man on.
Every time he had the chance, he would touch Cass’ lower back. All day, at any moment. When he was teaching Lady Ava, he would lean on Cass’ shoulder, his hand on his lower back or wrapped around his waist. Giving it a squeeze.
It was damn sexual harassment, but Cass couldn’t exactly call him out on it. He didn’t want to make a scene. Only because he wanted today to be calm for his own peace of mind.
Everything came to a head when it was time to go to bed.
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“You’re not sleeping with him alone again.” Vespertine declared shortly after he had finished eating dinner. Cass was still mid chew of his jerky, along with Lady Ava and Fiona. Lord Ridgewood was sitting as far away from everyone as he could manage. Lucian was sitting with his thigh pressed against Cass’, and until just a moment ago, Vespertine had been on his other side.
Now he was standing in front of the small group, his arms crossed as he stared at Lucian.
“What?” Lucian said, blinking a few times. Vespertine’s jaw clenched.
“You heard me. You aren’t sleeping with him again. Certainly not alone. I don’t trust you not to lay your hands on Cass.” Cass felt his eyes widen. He was right not to trust Lucian, but that didn’t make Cass feel any better.
The two of them couldn’t be trusted. It wasn’t just a one person thing. Lucian’s expression darkened at the accusation.
“Are you kidding me? I can’t trust you near Cassian.” Lucian fired back, anger in his tone. Fiona blinked, glancing between the three men a few times while Lady Ava was completely slack jawed.
“What is Lucy doing to Cass?” She asked and Cass nearly choked. His whole face went red at her quietly innocent question.
“What am I not doing to Cass?” Lucian replied, a devious smile on his face. Cass reached over and dug his nails into Lucian’s thigh in punishment.
“He’s doing nothing, Lady Ava.” Cass told her, his face warm and his eyes wide with shock. Lucian’s chuckle next to Cass had his hair standing on end as he leaned in, his breath fanning against his ear.
“Oh? Is that what you call nothing?” He whispered and Cass swatted at him. The man laughed, pulling away fast enough to avoid Cass’ anger. Vespertine’s gaze darkened.
“This is what I mean. You keep harassing him. While I understand that you have magic powers that can comfort some parts of Cass’ bloodline, I don’t agree with the other parts.” Cass was at a loss. He did agree with Vespertine on some level he just….
Every part of him that had read a damn romance novel was screaming that he needed to fight having both of them in his tent. It was a bright red flashing light in the back of his mind, screaming. Whirling, twirling, it was a loud siren in his ear.
“Uh, well, I appreciate your concern but…the tents are a little too small for three people.” Cass told him and Vespertine shook his head at Cass’ attempt.
“Cass, we both have bags that can tuck away any excess things in the tent. We can make room so that we can all sleep in one tent.” Cass blinked. Shit. That was a good point. Lucian wasn’t making it any easier. The damn dragon opened his mouth, so casual, like he wasn’t about to drop a bomb that was only going to incite Vespertine more.
“It’s fine. Cass and I sleep curled around each other anyways, so there is enough room for another person.” Cass felt his jaw drop at the casual way Lucian spoke. He wasn’t bragging. He wasn’t saying it to rub it in. He was saying it like he was stating a fact.
Fiona’s jaw was on the floor, Lady Ava’s jaw was on the floor. Cass’ jaw was on the floor. Vespertine looked ready to clock the other man in the jaw with his fist.
“Are you serious?” Vespertine asked and Lucian looked up at him, his brows furrowed.
“Why would I lie? It helps him the most. He gets cold, and you’ve heard what happens when he gets cold.” That was Lucian bragging then. His lips curling into a smug smile that had Cass slamming his mouth closed and covering his whole damn face. This was the worst. Nothing happened today his ass.
“Look, if you want to share a tent with Lucian, that’s fine. I’ll just share a tent with Fiona.” Cass suggested and Lady Ava, Lucian, and Vespertine protested.
“No!” They all said at the same time, and Cass and Fiona were sat there, blinking as the dust settled. Lady Ava flushed, not realising how loudly she had shouted that. Lucian didn’t look embarrassed at all, but Vespertine did. He coughed.
“It’s not right for you two to share a tent.” He said quietly and Cass stared at him, stunned. Not right? Honestly, Cass felt like he was probably the safest option. When he glanced at Fiona, he could tell she was just as confused.
“And what would happen when you had a reaction to this dungeon, Cass? Would you try to get help from Fiona? Absolutely not. She can’t help you the way I can, and it would only inconvenience you.” Lucian said, a growl in his tone. Lucian being possessive wasn’t out of the realm of possibility. Cass could understand that, but Lady Ava?
She was covering her face, clearly embarrassed and Cass realised…it was because he was married to her. Even if Lady Ava knew that he had no interest in her as a woman, she had a knee jerk reaction. She clearly knew how silly she had been, since she wasn’t even defending herself.
“I’m a big boy, everyone. I’m not incompetent.” Cass said and Lucian’s expression softened.
“I’m not saying that you are. I’m just saying it’s more efficient if we keep up the arrangement that we started when coming into this dungeon.” He said and Lady Ava jerked, raising her head as she turned a puzzled look to Cass.
“Wait. If you’re a demon, or have demonic blood…why are you having such strong reactions to this dungeon?” Cass froze. Damn. That was a good question. It distracted Cass long enough that the two men had made up their minds, making a plan for the tent itself while Cass was lost in thought.
When he came back to the land of the living, he found that Vespertine and Lucian had their pinkies locked, making some kind of pact that excluded Cass. Cass felt his stomach drop. That did not spell anything good for him.
Should he…should he get something to protect himself?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 534: When a ghost knows how to herd people
- Chapter 533: Never underestimate someone you think is a twink
- Chapter 532: He’s just a really big fairy
- Chapter 531: Sometimes it’s satisfying to tell people to go f themselves
- Chapter 530: Don’t make us your enemy
- Chapter 529: I don’t take good news well
- Chapter 528: Rescue missions shouldn’t be done hungover
- Chapter 527: We’ve got to feed the hungry bunny (m)
- Chapter 526: When a fairy offers you a drink, be careful
- Chapter 525: Dinner with the found family
- Chapter 524: A lake filled with love
- Chapter 523: A joy so infectious that no one can win against it
- Chapter 522: I’m just a very hands on teacher
- Chapter 521: Two men learning together
- Chapter 520: Ambushed by sincerity
- Chapter 519: Caring means supporting your loved ones in their evil plans too
- Chapter 518: Getting down to the basics, with a witness
- Chapter 517: A Gideon sized problem in an Edgar shaped world
- Chapter 516: Goodbyes are not forever
- Chapter 515: An unimaginable loss
- Chapter 514: Get your mind into the gutter, people
- Chapter 513: A gem worth a thousand lives
- Chapter 512: A young, lost hero
- Chapter 511: Is this room beg-worthy?
- Chapter 510: We’re just men, nothing wrong here
- Chapter 509: A family gathering
- Chapter 508: A ginger on the loose
- Chapter 507: A meal before I go (suggestive)
- Chapter 506: A tasty snack and a promise
- Chapter 505: A round two?
- Chapter 504: A very anticlimactic response
- Chapter 503: Are you a demon? Are you a fairy? Are you a ghost?
- Chapter 502: A place where you don’t belong
- Chapter 501: Nowhere else left to hide
- Chapter 500: Sometimes, you just have to break the wall down
- Chapter 499: An angry demon and a dragon who needs to rest
- Chapter 498: Fighting against instinct
- Chapter 497: A demon’s guilt
- Chapter 496: Wonderous magic, itty bitty living space
- Chapter 495: Boil the damn pot
- Chapter 494: Only the best way to use a corpse
- Chapter 493: No one likes the cold
- Chapter 492: We’ve got everyone’s back
- Chapter 491: You...can’t swim?
- Chapter 490: A fierce hunter
- Chapter 489: We all choke on blood sometimes
- Chapter 488: A magician’s pride
- Chapter 487: An unsuspecting hero
- Chapter 486: How did this conversation get so messed up?
- Chapter 485: You better fess up before I get angry
- Chapter 484: Is something bad about to happen? Why are you being so nice to me?
- Chapter 483: Late night anxieties and the sweet embrace of mother
- Chapter 482: A sweet trap
- Chapter 481: A long time coming
- Chapter 480: A damn stubborn Knight
- Chapter 479: Is this going to be...a beach episode?
- Chapter 478: Taking the heir’s trophy
- Chapter 477: Memories aren’t a bad thing
- Chapter 476: Some houses aren’t homes
- Chapter 475: An orgasm so good you forget who you are
- Chapter 474: A man’s gotta eat (m)
- Chapter 473: Someone is feeling a little chatty (m)
- Chapter 472: What? A horny sex demon? (suggestive)
- Chapter 471: A dragon princess
- Chapter 470: If you don’t tell us the truth, Lucian gets to try to make you tell us
- Chapter 469: How are you able to accept this so easily?
- Chapter 468: Sure, friends can do that
- Chapter 467: How many people saw us being...gay?
- Chapter 466: Oh, so he knows what he’s doing?
- Chapter 465: A distracted but happy dragon
- Chapter 464: A dragon likes to show off
- Chapter 463: Mr. Collins likes older men
- Chapter 462: Well well well, what do we have here?
- Chapter 461: A good meal (m)
- Chapter 460: A taste too sweet to resist (suggestive)
- Chapter 459: Well, look at this! Someone is interested! (suggestive)
- Chapter 458: An observant dragon
- Chapter 457: What even is a date?
- Chapter 456: Every day you learn something new
- Chapter 455: A welcome intruder
- Chapter 454: An Uncle and his fresh-faced nephew
- Chapter 453: A bunny walking into a dragon’s den
- Chapter 452: A red-eyed...bunny?
- Chapter 451: Finally, some sex demon knowledge
- Chapter 450: We’ve all got a finger to point
- Chapter 449: An ancient being having a breakdown
- Chapter 448: You need to learn your place
- Chapter 447: A normal day
- Chapter 446: We’ll make it up to you (m)
- Chapter 445: Taking it a step too far
- Chapter 444: We’ll make you aware (suggestive)
- Chapter 443: Malnourished does not mean ugly (suggestive)
- Chapter 442: A proud dragon and a hissy vampire
- Chapter 441: He’s just a hungry, growing boy (m)
- Chapter 440: No one warned me about his tongue (m)
- Chapter 439: A convincing dragon (suggestive)
- Chapter 438: A little bit of reading got done
- Chapter 437: Can dragons be this thoughtful?
- Chapter 436: A simple touch
- Chapter 435: An angry and worried dragon
- Chapter 434: Pleasure drunk confessions (suggestive)
- Chapter 433: What’s real and what’s fiction (suggestive)
- Chapter 432: People need to go home, Edgar (suggestive)
- Chapter 431: Keep poking the bear, Cass
- Chapter 430: Why am I making you uncomfortable?
- Chapter 429: A humble moment in the carriage
- Chapter 428: Who knew he had worth?
- Chapter 427: A petty off
- Chapter 426: When one argues with gods...
- Chapter 425: A man who should not be a grandfather
- Chapter 424: Is it a good thing that I was right?
- Chapter 423: A minor slight
- Chapter 422: A quiet morning after chaos
- Chapter 421: Lucian, my guy, take your foot out of your mouth
- Chapter 420: Passing the blame
- Chapter 419: I’ll take your Cass privileges away
- Chapter 418: Who knew parts could just...appear like that? (suggestive)
- Chapter 417: Facing a fear (suggestive)
- Chapter 416: A dragon on his best behaviour (suggestive)
- Chapter 415: As soon as the moon rises...(suggestive)
- Chapter 414: An upgrade from a sickly Victorian child
- Chapter 413: Do you really think I am going to take this laying down?
- Chapter 412: Lucian is a good, kind dragon with many good traits
- Chapter 411: Don’t hurt yourself, Sweetness
- Chapter 410: After all this?
- Chapter 409: Switch switch bitch
- Chapter 408: Sympathy does not excuse someone’s actions
- Chapter 407: A fresh victim
- Chapter 406: Sam, take a vacation
- Chapter 405: Even the Willows like a good party
- Chapter 404: Dead to us
- Chapter 403: The rage of the fairies upon you
- Chapter 402: Some truly great news
- Chapter 401: What is the temple teaching these kids?
- Chapter 400: A sparkle in a young man’s eye
- Chapter 399: You got two people in there?
- Chapter 398: Hysteria, it’s a hell of a drug
- Chapter 397: A dragon about to flee the scene
- Chapter 396: Let’s not delay this further
- Chapter 395: A knight’s noble love
- Chapter 394: Ugh, you watered it down, and watered the tea down? Gross
- Chapter 393: Just a pretty little boy toy (suggestive)
- Chapter 392: A great way to wake up (suggestive)
- Chapter 391: Rub a dub dub, three guys in a tub
- Chapter 390: Oh look, two caring husbands
- Chapter 389: Jealous men can get the job done
- Chapter 388: I want to be your friend before your lover
- Chapter 387: Go rest with your husbands, Caspian
- Chapter 386: I will be here for you
- Chapter 385: No one can be strong all the time
- Chapter 384: Mommy dearest
- Chapter 383: A truth too horrifying to believe
- Chapter 382: Who needs to show off that bad?
- Chapter 381: Listen, just because I’m a lord now doesn’t mean I wasn’t a street rat
- Chapter 380: Where did you think I got the wine from?
- Chapter 379: Behind my back? Tell me the details
- Chapter 378: Get over yourself
- Chapter 377: Edgar, the top potential whore of the whole district
- Chapter 376: Demon lore with Sam
- Chapter 375: Sure, you’re only attracted to them during your heat
- Chapter 374: A pouty Vamp
- Chapter 373: Some demons have a bad rep with their own kind
- Chapter 372: I am just like Fiona
- Chapter 371: A demon’s confession
- Chapter 370: Aftermath
- Chapter 369: I was always the problem
- Chapter 368: A shattering truth
- Chapter 367: We can’t avoid this forever
- Chapter 366: That’s not how babies are made
- Chapter 365: The worries of a long-time hero
- Chapter 364: Another failed attempt
- Chapter 363: One families trash is another families treasure
- Chapter 362: Now is not the time to grovel, Lord Ridgewood
- Chapter 361: Noodled, but still standing
- Chapter 360: Battle plan round 2
- Chapter 359: A drowned cat would look more elegant
- Chapter 358: I’m not crying, my body is
- Chapter 357: You need to let me praise you
- Chapter 356: What the hell are you apologising for?!
- Chapter 355: A second forgotten meeting
- Chapter 354: Semi-aware, semi-terrified (m)
- Chapter 353: These were prescribed to me (m)
- Chapter 352: A spot untouched (m)
- Chapter 351: Revenge? (m)
- Chapter 350: We’ll never be the same again (m)
- Chapter 349: A new, dangerous hobby (m)
- Chapter 348: I tricked you (m)
- Chapter 347: We are far too clothed for this behaviour (suggestive)
- Chapter 346: Vespertine Blood
- Chapter 345: You might regret saying that in the morning
- Chapter 344: A well earned walk of fame
- Chapter 343: Of course he was a fucking demon
- Chapter 342: He’s very friendly
- Chapter 341: When are you going to get it? This trap was set years ago.
- Chapter 340: A beautiful, bright spot light
- Chapter 339: A refreshing workout
- Chapter 338: Big emotions mean big results
- Chapter 337: Words directly from the gods
- Chapter 336: He’s my property
- Chapter 335: A meeting of the brothers
- Chapter 334: Spreading rumours the old fashioned way
- Chapter 333: Finally all on the same page
- Chapter 332: We’ve got to think about the baby
- Chapter 331: The opening act
- Chapter 330: Why stay in a place that hates you?
- Chapter 329: Me and my big mouth
- Chapter 328: What a warm welcome
- Chapter 327: Lights, camera, action!
- Chapter 326: A lady on a leash
- Chapter 325: We are fancy people in fancy clothes, then there is Lucian
- Chapter 324: A round about way to a kiss
- Chapter 323: Another miss
- Chapter 322: Fine, I admit it! I’m a coward
- Chapter 321: Sneaky little dragon (suggestive)
- Chapter 320: A man on the edge (m)
- Chapter 319: A weird-looking octopus (m)
- Chapter 318: Like a damn fountain (m)
- Chapter 317: A chatty, horny Cass (m)
- Chapter 316: Well, that’s one way to avoid strip poker
- Chapter 315: My secret weapon - Card games!
- Chapter 314: I didn’t blackmail him, but pretty darn close
- Chapter 313: An Anger tempered by Lust
- Chapter 312: It’s like a teacup but slightly different
- Chapter 311: Eye contact has never been so painful
- Chapter 310 - 12 hours
- Chapter 309: It will grow back (m)
- Chapter 308: What a pretty boy (m)
- Chapter 307: I want you to use my mouth (m)
- Chapter 306: Reading between the lines (m)
- Chapter 305: Of course I was right. I’m always right when it’s awful for me
- Chapter 304: A contract with some interesting terms and conditions
- Chapter 303: A trust I don’t want to break
- Chapter 302: Alright, so maybe the fashion choices weren’t Lord Blackburn
- Chapter 301: Sam, I am not going to be your kink partner
- Chapter 300: Mm Mm Mm. It’s going to taste soo good
- Chapter 299: Monarchy Smonarchy
- Chapter 298: I’m supposed to be the Villain. That’s MY job
- Chapter 297: Like a big sister
- Chapter 296: A one man show (m)
- Chapter 295: A dragon in his lap (suggestive)
- Chapter 294: A date and a little experience
- Chapter 293: A whole lot of emotion, not a lot of communication
- Chapter 292: I don’t have a thing for heroes (suggestive)
- Chapter 291: I have the upper hand?
- Chapter 290: What is this feeling? Frustration? Annoyance? I don’t like it
- Chapter 289: A full view
- Chapter 288: It has a dragon head and everything
- Chapter 287: A book and a good soak can fix anything
- Chapter 286: Is it so wrong to say what I think?
- Chapter 285: If he disappeared no one would miss him
- Chapter 284: How do fairies do it?
- Chapter 283: Everyone deserves a little ’work’ sometimes
- Chapter 282: What colour collar should he wear?
- Chapter 281: These memories are going to haunt me
- Chapter 280: What? So no kissing? (suggestive)
- Chapter 279: Barely controlled desires (suggestive)
- Chapter 278: A cute, curious man (suggestive)
- Chapter 277: Certified freak, seven days a week
- Chapter 276: Sir Forsythe is not that kind of a background character
- Chapter 275: A teary-eyed pretty boy
- Chapter 274: Sometimes, the idiot juice tastes good
- Chapter 273: Oh no, am I a third wheel?
- Chapter 272: A man on his knees
- Chapter 271: Then beg
- Chapter 270: None of this flowery language. Speak to me and mean it
- Chapter 269: A Duke in High Priest clothing
- Chapter 268: Lunch and a show
- Chapter 267: Breaking him down with human decency
- Chapter 266: An unexpected emotion
- Chapter 265: A little practise between husbands
- Chapter 264: What’s a little stabbing between friends?
- Chapter 263: Stop feeling embarrassed. Everyone cries
- Chapter 262: A sleeping fly on the wall
- Chapter 261: Just a sleepy little guy
- Chapter 260: It wasn’t what you’re thinking
- Chapter 259: I’m not an emotional person
- Chapter 258: A well kept secret
- Chapter 257: An uncomfortable feeling
- Chapter 256: Magical ndas
- Chapter 255: A rather gay foyer
- Chapter 254: A jaunty tune
- Chapter 253: A fairy...mage?
- Chapter 252: A war criminal?
- Chapter 251: Why do you need confirmation?
- Chapter 250: She speaks for the trees
- Chapter 249: Hey, look at us, eating at the same table
- Chapter 248: A big slumber party
- Chapter 247: Petty in so many ways
- Chapter 246: A nervous realtor joins the chat
- Chapter 245: A cookie cutter lesbian house
- Chapter 244: A firm list to follow
- Chapter 243: For my eyes only
- Chapter 242: We can’t do this here
- Chapter 241: Lady Ava gets what she wants
- Chapter 240: What a pretty girl
- Chapter 239: Are you kidding me? So damn close!
- Chapter 238: I don’t want to be here when you two find out
- Chapter 237: Gender and genderless
- Chapter 236: Hello darkness my old friend
- Chapter 235: A holy knight?
- Chapter 234: I got friends on the other side
- Chapter 233: Come on, help a hero out
- Chapter 232: Survive
- Chapter 231: The weight of the world on your shoulders
- Chapter 230: Every family is complex
- Chapter 229: Father dearest
- Chapter 228: I paid 2 gold for this?
- Chapter 227: The truth to the rumour
- Chapter 226: Leave the poor service workers alone
- Chapter 225: Big, buff, macho guys
- Chapter 224: We are plotting, Cassian
- Chapter 223: Let’s start a rumour, baby
- Chapter 222: Dragon on the roof
- Chapter 221: A handsome man in denial
- Chapter 220: The man doesn’t even know what Cass gave him
- Chapter 219: The audacity of these fools
- Chapter 218: A man and his emotional support jerky
- Chapter 217: A glade? That sounds like the best thing in the world right now
- Chapter 216: White? With this hair colour?
- Chapter 215: Boss battle
- Chapter 214: That’s not what I’m into
- Chapter 213: Step on me
- Chapter 212: The perfect man
- Chapter 211: I’m not here to give you a faith crisis
- Chapter 210: A good hero?
- Chapter 209: Alarmingly normal behaviour
- Chapter 208: A sub in for a bond partner brawl? Alright
- Chapter 207: Above average (m)
- Chapter 206: A very uneventful day
- Chapter 205: Poking the bear
- Chapter 204: We would what?
- Chapter 203: A pact with yourself
- Chapter 202: A forward directed at Cass’ throat
- Chapter 201: Something to kill the time
- Chapter 200: A not so subtle secret
- Chapter 199: The poison? Made for Cass? That poison?
- Chapter 198: You’ve earned this cold shoulder
- Chapter 197: Pushed to the limit
- Chapter 196: An offer you can’t refuse
- Chapter 195: Lucian, let a man breathe
- Chapter 194: Uh, is that how it works? I thought you wouldn’t want them to like me?
- Chapter 193: This isn’t about to be lord of the rings, right?
- Chapter 192: This couldn’t be worse
- Chapter 191: What’s in the bag?
- Chapter 190: Don’t look at me like that
- Chapter 189: A big, beautiful wall
- Chapter 188: Ya’ll split the party?
- Chapter 187: This feels too easy
- Chapter 186: Hot and cold (suggestive)
- Chapter 185: When the body finally gives out
- Chapter 184: Something to choke on
- Chapter 183: I’ll flirt with him wherever I please
- Chapter 182: Vespertine has some questions
- Chapter 181: Someone needs to be put in a time out
- Chapter 180: An insensitive bastard
- Chapter 179: We do not go around saying we like to eat people
- Chapter 178: Two souls, one body
- Chapter 177: An old dog can learn new tricks
- Chapter 176: Look, we’re not so different, you and me
- Chapter 175: Some secrets can’t stay secrets forever
- Chapter 174: I don’t want to talk about it
- Chapter 173: You have got to be joking
- Chapter 172: I hope no one was hungry
- Chapter 171: Everyone, I’m fine! My body is just revolting against being here. Totally normal
- Chapter 170: Can’t a guy just have a little bit of fun?
- Chapter 169: Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but stop looking at me
- Chapter 168: A saintess with power, but no connection
- Chapter 167: A racing mind and a tired body
- Chapter 166: A joke made in poor taste
- Chapter 165: What? Did you think I only went after girls? Ha!
- Chapter 164: This feels a bit like a hostage negotiation
- Chapter 163: We’re all supposed to share, huh?
- Chapter 162: The Dragon finally gets what he wants
- Chapter 161: It’s textbook demon manipulation, baby
- Chapter 160: Magic and a cookie for a well rested man
- Chapter 159: Not above using my new name
- Chapter 158: A looong carriage ride
- Chapter 157: Hey, it’s a fantasy world after all!
- Chapter 156: Oh no. They’re more than a handful
- Chapter 155: I would like to hide myself in a hole now
- Chapter 154: Repressing only gets you so far
- Chapter 153: A not awful interaction with Lady Ava? In this economy?
- Chapter 152: Vibrating with irritation
- Chapter 151: Do I look like I give a shit?
- Chapter 150: This slight will be repaid in full
- Chapter 149: Listen, sometimes we just don’t look at things too deeply, okay?
- Chapter 148: We will not tolerate this kind of behaviour
- Chapter 147: A tired hero is a useless hero
- Chapter 146: Debrief on dungeons
- Chapter 145: Everything’s good, right Doc?
- Chapter 144: A worrying revelation
- Chapter 143: Was the book finally taking it’s eyes off of Cass?
- Chapter 142: A begging man
- Chapter 141: It’s just a shoulder you guys
- Chapter 140: Something is shifting...I don’t like it.
- Chapter 139: The sweet temptation of an IOU
- Chapter 138: Should I just wear an eye mask so I don’t have to look at these fools?
- Chapter 137: One secret revealed to protect another
- Chapter 136: Two truths, several lies
- Chapter 135: You aren’t part of my team
- Chapter 134: A revelation and a good job
- Chapter 133: A dragon’s broken promise
- Chapter 132: I can do cool tricks too!
- Chapter 131: Don’t fuck this up
- Chapter 130: He was a fairy
- Chapter 129: I don’t think you’re using that correctly
- Chapter 128: A dragon’s husband
- Chapter 127: Why is no one else upset about this?
- Chapter 126: A vaguely familiar thirst
- Chapter 125: I hate feeling like this
- Chapter 124: Pretty sure eyes aren’t supposed to bleed
- Chapter 123: Don’t worry, there’s enough Draken to go around
- Chapter 122: Listen, I’m not as good of a person as you are making me out to be
- Chapter 121: It’s a little too late to apologise, don’t you think?
- Chapter 120: Speak for me again, I dare you
- Chapter 119: Is it supposed to feel like that?
- Chapter 118: Comfort the dragon way
- Chapter 117: What is a good mate?
- Chapter 116: An unaware, injured man
- Chapter 115: Lord Draken isn’t your master, I am
- Chapter 114: A chat about intentions
- Chapter 113: Can it be? Is this true?
- Chapter 112: It’s not my fault that I’m better than you
- Chapter 111: Why do you think I can trust you?
- Chapter 110: Asking for a little bit of help
- Chapter 109: Yeah, we got matching tattoos without you, Draken
- Chapter 108: The less people who know, the better
- Chapter 107: Knock knock, the Doctor pays a home visit
- Chapter 106: Just a dragon who spits fire
- Chapter 105: A suck up of a dragon
- Chapter 104: A dragon on the edge
- Chapter 103: Between a dragon and a...dragon?
- Chapter 102: A human ragdoll
- Chapter 101: Twice in a row? Am I...a Chosen One?
- Chapter 100: An unquenchable thirst (suggestive?)
- Chapter 99: A full denial breakdown
- Chapter 98: An introduction into a world you’ve never known
- Chapter 97: The night before all hell broke loose
- Chapter 96: A knight’s knowing gaze
- Chapter 95: A chance encounter
- Chapter 94: A punishment to fit the crime
- Chapter 93: Let’s not focus on what happened, and save a knight instead
- Chapter 92: A devious dragon
- Chapter 91: An unexpected, and unwelcome visitor
- Chapter 90: Do I look as insane as I feel?
- Chapter 89: I would never want your damn spot
- Chapter 88: Foot, meet mouth
- Chapter 87: Cass in his happy place
- Chapter 86: For the kids?
- Chapter 85: A trio of merchants, not furries
- Chapter 84: Failsafe’s are great, until they get in your way
- Chapter 83: No questions? You just...believe me?
- Chapter 82: Finally, a manager!
- Chapter 81: Damn, I really hate these ’gods’
- Chapter 80: A fly on the wall
- Chapter 79: I do not need to prove my worth to you
- Chapter 78: Falsely accused
- Chapter 77: Does not forget, does not forgive
- Chapter 76: There is always room for improvement
- Chapter 75: Who do you think you’re talking to?
- Chapter 74: Does this make me look like a Villain?
- Chapter 73: Adulthood looks good on you
- Chapter 72: The consequences of your damn actions
- Chapter 71: How did you know?
- Chapter 70: Not the sharpest tool in the shed
- Chapter 69: A bad habit
- Chapter 68: A fair and legal contract
- Chapter 67: Alright, I got this
- Chapter 66: Children? I don’t like children
- Chapter 65: Isn’t that a waste of money?
- Chapter 64: He must never know
- Chapter 63: No peeking
- Chapter 62: The first cleansing
- Chapter 61: I can’t look weak
- Chapter 60: No knight, but you’ll do
- Chapter 59: Don’t try to be a hero
- Chapter 58: A plan that never fails
- Chapter 57: I’m not a picky man. I see BL, I pick it up
- Chapter 56: Is this a trap? It feels like a trap
- Chapter 55: Trying to draw the line
- Chapter 54: Is this where you take all of your snacks?
- Chapter 53: I can’t be weak, I’m just an imposter
- Chapter 52: What am I?
- Chapter 51: It was just a sip
- Chapter 50: A blanket to bond us
- Chapter 49: This is not a date
- Chapter 48: Let’s hug it out
- Chapter 47: A loyal playboy
- Chapter 46: I am no Cinderella, I don’t need a Prince
- Chapter 45: Just do it for the bookstore
- Chapter 44: We stan Lord Blackburn in this house
- Chapter 43: Are you surprised I can’t trust you?
- Chapter 42: That is a privilege for Sam alone
- Chapter 41: I will never call you
- Chapter 40: Isn’t this too big of an age gap?
- Chapter 39: Just be handsome and dumb
- Chapter 38: Don’t find me endearing
- Chapter 37: Open your mouth, Lord Blackburn
- Chapter 36: That’s a lot of blood
- Chapter 35: A small amount of magic ruined by a memory
- Chapter 34: I’m not like you
- Chapter 33: I’m not your archnemesis. I’m your nemesis once removed
- Chapter 32: You wanted a villain? Fine. I’ll be one
- Chapter 31: I never consented to this
- Chapter 30: An introverts lament
- Chapter 29: They’re lesbians, Cass
- Chapter 28: A blob? A slime? A couple of...girls?
- Chapter 27: Flirting? You don’t even know the word!
- Chapter 26: A clear bill of health
- Chapter 25: A 3 step plan should be easy, right?
- Chapter 24: When the memories begin to return, get mean
- Chapter 23: Isn’t this a bit ridiculous?
- Chapter 22: All the work, none of the power
- Chapter 21: A place to belong
- Chapter 20: Afraid of a little kiss?
- Chapter 19: Trading blows with a beast
- Chapter 18: A pain so bad that even the men cared
- Chapter 17: A challenger approaches
- Chapter 16: Does he even own normal clothing?
- Chapter 15: A deal with a devil?
- Chapter 14: Just don’t break him
- Chapter 13: Two heroes? In one place?
- Chapter 12: A strong, powerful...wife?
- Chapter 11: A comrade in arms
- Chapter 10: Am I...a bad guy?
- Chapter 9: I’d trade a god for a dollar
- Chapter 8: If you don’t act like anything is wrong, no one will notice
- Chapter 7: A skinny, sickly twink? Really?
- Chapter 6: What a greedy girl, huh?
- Chapter 5: A test of courage for a new henchmen
- Chapter 4: What the hell did I put in this?
- Chapter 3: Making deals with ’higher powers’ never end well.
- Chapter 2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies?
- Chapter 1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?