Chapter 75 A Scam
“Hey! There are so many people!”
Xiaofeng was still looking down at the map. He looked up and found that he was suddenly surrounded by a large group of people. They were members of the Doomsday League, which aroused his interest.
“Hey! Buddy! I heard that you looked down upon our Doomsday League in the Novice Village! How dare you offend us!”
Doomsday God of War came forward. He and Xiaofeng stood facing each other. He smiled coldly while Doomsday Law God stood behind Doomsday God and stared at Xiaofeng angrily.
“Doomsday League? What’s that? I can’t remember.”
Xiaofeng smiled and said with disdain. Obviously, he was not afraid of the Doomsday League.
In an instant, dozens of players of the Doomsday League, including Doomsday God, stared at Xiaofeng coldly. Their faces immediately darkened.
“Gee! He’s awesome! How dare he sneer at the Doomsday League? The president is also standing here!”
“I think he’s an idiot! He’s wearing the newbie suit but his name is Archbishop. This name is so strange and I’ve never heard of it.”
“I think he’s doomed! He will be thrown out of this game world!”
The players standing around were also astonished by him. They were discussing this strange player.
“Fine. I will never forget you. I hope that you can also remember me, because Doomsday League will throw you out of this game world.”
Doomsday God was a man in his early 30s. He looked at Xiaofeng indifferently and said flatly.
“You’re doomed! Your account will be deleted!”
Doomsday Law God and Doomsday God of War knew Doomsday God well. They immediately noticed that their president was irritated and gave Xiaofeng a pitying look.
“Oh? Is that true?”
Xiaofeng opened his mouth and said carelessly.
“Let’s go.”
Doomsday God glanced at Xiaofeng once again and didn’t say anything else. In his mind, Xiaofeng was already a dead man.
“Get the hell out of my way!”
Doomsday God of War smiled grimly and reached out to push her away.
“Ah!”
But to his surprise, Xiaofeng suddenly fell on the ground after being pushed by him.
“What are you doing?”
Doomsday God of War was stunned and looked at his extended hands. He just pushed this man softly and shouldn’t receive the damage penalty.
But Xiaofeng, who was lying on the ground, took a deep breath and suddenly shouted and screamed.
“Help me! Someone hit me! Please help me! Where’s the guard? Someone beat me inside the main city!”
His shouting was pathetic and grew louder. All the players standing around were attracted to him and stared at him in astonishment.
“What happened?”
Doomsday God took a step forward and was about to leave, but he suddenly heard the shouting. He turned around and found that Xiaofeng was lying on the ground and screaming. Doomsday God frowned and asked with doubts.
“I don’t know what happened! I just pushed him softly but he fell on the ground. I dare not hit him inside the city! This is a scam! I’m sure he did this on purpose!”
Doomsday God of War didn’t know what to do. He stared angrily at Xiaofeng who was lying on the ground.
“Hey! Stop doing this! I know you want to feign injury and ask the guard to punish us! But it’s impossible! We don’t cause any damage to you!”
“Is he an idiot?How dare he blackmail us in the game?”
“Let’s go. We’ll get in trouble when the guards come here.”
Doomsday God frowned and immediately wanted to leave. But it was late.
“What happened?”
The players on the periphery were separated, and two teams of city guards who were on patrol were attracted to them. They were walking to Xiaofeng and the members of the Doomsday League.
It was too late for them to leave but Doomsday God was not worried. He clearly knew that Doomsday God of War wouldn’t attack other players in the city. He was not so stupid.
But Doomsday God’s face suddenly darkened because he found that the patrol city guards who were bossy and arrogant suddenly changed their attitudes towards Xiaofeng.
“Adventurers, what happened? I warn you to be well-behaved. If I catch you making trouble and fighting with others in the main city, I will send you to jail and you’ll stay here for a month!”
The captain of the city guard came towards them and said arrogantly. But his face suddenly changed after seeing Xiaofeng who was lying on the ground.
“A-a-archbishop! What happened? Please get up! Hurry up and help Mr. Archbishop stand up!”
The captain of the city guard immediately asked Xiaofeng in his oily voice. It seemed that he suddenly became the henchman of Xiaofeng, which made the other players astonished.
The captain of the city guard, who was arrogant and bossy, suddenly bowed and scraped as if Xiaofeng was his father. The players standing around them were astonished. Then the captain carefully picked up the male player who was lying on the ground and shouting.
“Mr. Archbishop, what’s wrong with you? Why are you lying on the ground?”
The captain of the city guards said respectfully. He bowed and scraped and took Xiaofeng’s arms. His voice was oily and he was eager to fawn on Xiaofeng.
“I was attacked by this group of people on the street! You’re not a qualified city guard captain!”
Xiaofeng dusted himself down and pointed angrily at Doomsday God and other members of the Doomsday League.
Doomsday God’s face darkened. He felt that they were in trouble.
The other players who were standing around and looking at Xiaofeng with disdain also noticed that there was something wrong.
“What? I can’t believe this! This group of adventurers is too daring! Come on! Pull them in!”
The captain of the city guards was furious after hearing Xiaofeng’s words. He shouted and two teams of patrol city guards immediately rushed at the players of the Doomsday League.
The large group of players of the Doomsday League was also stunned. They stared blankly at the NPC city guards who were rushing at them and didn’t know what to do.
They couldn’t even find the levels of these NPC city guards by using advanced scouting. They just came to the main city from the Novice Village several days ago and were no match for the guards. The city guards subdued them in an instant.
“Yes! Pull them in! Send them to jail! You’ll be imprisoned for one month! No! Two months!”
Xiaofeng immediately gained the upper hand. He pointed at Doomsday God and other members of the Doomsday League and said in a domineering manner.
“Have you heard what Archbishop said? Pull them in and imprison him for one month! No! Two months!”
The city guard captain immediately followed Xiaofeng’s orders like his henchman.
“Why should you put us in jail? We didn’t attack others in the main city!”
“Let me go! I don’t want to be imprisoned!”
The players of the Doomsday League suddenly became flustered. They were shouting and screaming. If they were really imprisoned by these NPCs for one or two months, they would suffer great losses.
No one dared offend these NPCs at the current stage. Once they were put in jail, they couldn’t do tasks or level up, which meant that they were kicked out of this game. At the current stage, players were busy leveling up. Some players didn’t even have the time to get some food. They couldn’t afford to waste a single minute.
They couldn’t imagine the consequences of staying in jail for one or two months!
The face of Doomsday God paled. Doomsday Law God and Doomsday God of War panicked and they were asking him for help.
But Doomsday God was also desperate. Can he defy these NPC city guards? No, they were no match for these guards, besides, the consequences might be worse.
Therefore, the players of the Doomsday League, including their president, were led away by the NPC city guards. Looking at them, the onlookers were shocked and stunned.
“Mr. Archbishop, are you satisfied with this solution?”
The captain of the city guard continued to ask Xiaofeng in his oily voice. But the players standing around them dared not look down on this NPC. Despite that he was obsequious and shameless, they couldn’t afford to offend him at the current stage.
“Well, you’ve done a good job. By the way, that man is also a member of them. Please pull him in.”
Xiaofeng nodded with great satisfaction and then pointed at a player among the onlookers. He had abused Xiaofeng but Xiaofeng was a revengeful man.
“Ah! No! I have nothing to do with the Doomsday League! Please don’t believe him!”
That player’s face suddenly paled and he shouted with fear.
“Behave yourself! Stand still! How dare you offend the Archbishop! Do you want to be thrown out of the Land of God?”
The captain of the city guard personally went up to get this player. He was shouting and screaming and looked more miserable than Xiaofeng. Xiaofeng had to admit that this man had a louder voice.
Xiaofeng fixed his collar and sighed with resignation. It was lonely to be in a high position. All the other players were staring blankly at him and he strode away arrogantly.
Xiaofeng also found Night Cooer who was standing outside the crowd. She was wearing a mask and looking at him with disdain.
Xiaofeng glared at her as if threatening to pull her in.
Night Cooer stared defiantly back at him. Then she turned and left. In fact, she was afraid that Xiaofeng would put her into prison. It seemed that he was serious.
But she’d only gone a few paces before she stopped. She followed Xiaofeng once again and caught him outside the main city.
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- Chapter 410 Slaughter the Arena
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- Chapter 403 Kim Jonghan
- Chapter 402 Mythical Pet Xiaobai
- Chapter 401 Fetter
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- Chapter 396 Influence
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- Chapter 392 Don’t Worry
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- Chapter 388 Plan
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- Chapter 386 Nun Ruth
- Chapter 385 The Secret
- Chapter 384 Taboo
- Chapter 383 Betting
- Chapter 382 Silver Carp
- Chapter 381 Breakthrough
- Chapter 380 Take Off His First
- Chapter 379 Conspiracy
- Chapter 378 Meet Again
- Chapter 377 Women Are Troublesome
- Chapter 376 Facing Ling
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- Chapter 371 Return
- Chapter 370 Jiang Caishen
- Chapter 369 The System of Capability
- Chapter 368 The Luck of My Life
- Chapter 367 Pants Are Pulled Down
- Chapter 366 Restart
- Chapter 365 Hey No
- Chapter 364 I Have Known All
- Chapter 363 The City of Gloom Opened
- Chapter 362 Zhang Xiaofeng
- Chapter 361 Home Run
- Chapter 360 Trouble
- Chapter 359 Alone
- Chapter 358 Go To Your Room
- Chapter 357 Fate
- Chapter 356 The Sea Breeze
- Chapter 355 Fire and Smoke
- Chapter 354 Ice Sword
- Chapter 353 There Will Be Changes If It’s Late
- Chapter 352 The First Battle of the Hell
- Chapter 351 Come Out
- Chapter 350 Declare War
- Chapter 349 Return
- Chapter 348 Blond Hair And Silver Hair
- Chapter 347 Wake Up
- Chapter 346 Full Charisma
- Chapter 345 Highness
- Chapter 344 Myth Opened
- Chapter 343 The Two Worlds
- Chapter 342 The Hell
- Chapter 341 She, she, she
- Chapter 340 The Ultimate Secret of the Base
- Chapter 339 A Strange Black Bird
- Chapter 338 Hell Three-headed Dog
- Chapter 337 The News of The Game World
- Chapter 336 Fairy Flowers
- Chapter 335 Auction in Imperial City
- Chapter 334 Overlord Rankings in Guild List
- Chapter 333 The Influence
- Chapter 332 The Uninvited Visitors
- Chapter 331 Erebus
- Chapter 330 The Black King Kong
- Chapter 329 The Coming of The Hell
- Chapter 328 Xiao Feng Left
- Chapter 327 The First Update
- Chapter 326 Deterrence Force
- Chapter 325 Lance Longinus
- Chapter 324 Be Forced
- Chapter 323 The Prize
- Chapter 322 Breakthrough
- Chapter 321 Testimonials for One Million Words
- Chapter 320 By Hook or By Crook
- Chapter 319 Fighting
- Chapter 318 Share Common Interest
- Chapter 317 Lich Kerr Sue
- Chapter 316 The Situation
- Chapter 315 The Chaos Arises
- Chapter 314 Build the Light Temple
- Chapter 313 The Meet in City of Gloom
- Chapter 312 The Antiquity and the God of the Sword
- Chapter 311 Anger of Lava
- Chapter 310 DPS
- Chapter 309 Magma Drake
- Chapter 308 You Are a Good Man
- Chapter 307 Shengshui City
- Chapter 306 Falling into Chaos
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- Chapter 303 Satisfaction Point Increased
- Chapter 302 The Traitor Ni Wu
- Chapter 301 Alchemy Puppet
- Chapter 300 The Traitor Ni Wu
- Chapter 299 The Dusty Key to the Seal
- Chapter 298 Invincible Combo Attacks
- Chapter 297 Zhang Xiaoyu
- Chapter 296 PK
- Chapter 295 Prick the Hand
- Chapter 294 Dragon Suit
- Chapter 293 Guardian of the Fourth Floor of Underground Palace
- Chapter 292 Kill Him
- Chapter 291 Fight
- Chapter 290 An Accident
- Chapter 289 Gain Level
- Chapter 288 Speculation
- Chapter 287 Arrangement
- Chapter 286 Hell Had No Door
- Chapter 285 She Was Rebelling
- Chapter 284 Two Pieces of News
- Chapter 283 Arena
- Chapter 282 The New Level List
- Chapter 281 The Dark Duke
- Chapter 280 The Holy Resurrection
- Chapter 279 The Holy Pontifex
- Chapter 278 The Recovery of the Sage Staff
- Chapter 277 The Guardian of the Fifth Floor of the Underground Palace
- Chapter 276 Dragon’s Armor
- Chapter 275 Power of God
- Chapter 274 Guardian of the Underground Palace
- Chapter 273 Evil Crystal Cannon
- Chapter 272 Pull Strings
- Chapter 271 The Coalition Starts Off
- Chapter 270 The Task in the War
- Chapter 269 The Commander in Chief
- Chapter 268 The Second Profession Transfer Mission
- Chapter 267 Strange Things
- Chapter 266 Offend Openly
- Chapter 265 Dragon’s Brassart
- Chapter 264 Challenge the Second Floor of the Underground Palace
- Chapter 263 Log on the Game
- Chapter 262 Blackout
- Chapter 261 10 Minutes
- Chapter 260 Ancient General’s Undead Soul
- Chapter 259 The General’s Tomb
- Chapter 258 I’m Coming Right Now
- Chapter 257 Stage Two
- Chapter 256 I Slept with Him
- Chapter 255 Excitement and Thrill
- Chapter 254 Mighty Power
- Chapter 253 Plan B
- Chapter 252 Changes
- Chapter 251 Assistance
- Chapter 250 Make War
- Chapter 249 The Sudden Outbreak of Guild War
- Chapter 248 The Troubles Arose
- Chapter 247 The Shadow Word
- Chapter 246 Why Were You Here
- Chapter 245 An Accidental Encounter
- Chapter 244 Late-night Supper
- Chapter 243 Advanced Skills
- Chapter 242 Level 22
- Chapter 241 Kill Them
- Chapter 240 Kill Many Birds with One Stone
- Chapter 239 The Forging Skill
- Chapter 238 The Method of Repairing Sage Staff
- Chapter 237 Give Up Everything
- Chapter 236 Rubbish
- Chapter 235 Continue
- Chapter 234 Misunderstanding?
- Chapter 233 The Auction
- Chapter 232 Treasured Place
- Chapter 231 Help Yourself
- Chapter 230 The Jungle of Trapped Beast
- Chapter 229 Antiquity, Zhao Xiaoyu
- Chapter 228 Sensation
- Chapter 227 The Space Ring of Immortal Equipment
- Chapter 226 The Trodden Grand Underground Grave
- Chapter 225 Provocation
- Chapter 224 Log Off
- Chapter 223 Continue to Gain Levels
- Chapter 222 Damaged Sage Staff
- Chapter 221 The Influence of the Activity
- Chapter 220 Meet the Weird Little Girl Again
- Chapter 219 I Want to Be an Unspecialized Character
- Chapter 218 Chasing and Killing
- Chapter 217 Master’s Meeting
- Chapter 216 Protecting the Priest
- Chapter 215 Sudden Change
- Chapter 214 The End of the Melee
- Chapter 213 Interception
- Chapter 212 Crossing Swords for the First Time
- Chapter 211 Firestorm Tyrant
- Chapter 210 God of Plague
- Chapter 209 Things Got Strange!
- Chapter 208 Immortal Equipment Appears
- Chapter 207 Occupy the Bonus Area
- Chapter 206 Doing Something Big!
- Chapter 205 The God Had Descent
- Chapter 204 The Battle Among the Elites
- Chapter 203 Hunting and Reverse Hunting
- Chapter 202 Hunting for Points
- Chapter 201 The First Encounter
- Chapter 200 That Lucky Drawing Machine Sucks
- Chapter 199 Opportunity
- Chapter 198 Thor
- Chapter 197 Without Souls
- Chapter 196 The Zhang Family
- Chapter 195 Big Fish
- Chapter 194 Bleak
- Chapter 193 Blademaster
- Chapter 192 Arrangement
- Chapter 191 Special Situation
- Chapter 190 Meet the Bad Woman Again
- Chapter 189 Activity Began
- Chapter 188 Winning the Defensive War
- Chapter 187 Just Obey My Order
- Chapter 186 The Game Changer
- Chapter 185 The Second Defensive War Encampment
- Chapter 184 Serial Task
- Chapter 183 Bold Thoughts
- Chapter 182 It Was Good Over There
- Chapter 181 Misunderstanding
- Chapter 180 You Have Been Surrounded By Me
- Chapter 179 The Wolves
- Chapter 178 Skeleton King’s Ring
- Chapter 177 Victory
- Chapter 176 The Horrible Xiaobai
- Chapter 175 Desperate Situation
- Chapter 174 Unexpected Change
- Chapter 173 Survive
- Chapter 172 Head-On Fight
- Chapter 171 Maxed-Out Attributes
- Chapter 170 Battle of Honor
- Chapter 169 Server-Wide Treasure Hunt
- Chapter 168 Starting to Attack
- Chapter 167 My Lord
- Chapter 166 Loli Babysitter
- Chapter 165 Disconsolate
- Chapter 164 Ning Keke
- Chapter 163 What Did You Think?
- Chapter 162 What Were You Doing?
- Chapter 161 Dragon’s Claw
- Chapter 160 BOSS
- Chapter 159 Xiaobai at Faerie Level
- Chapter 158 An Unexpected Advancement
- Chapter 157 Qian Duoduo
- Chapter 156 Conflict
- Chapter 155 We’re Done
- Chapter 154 A Group of Rookies
- Chapter 153 A Team of Weakers
- Chapter 152 Ignorant
- Chapter 151 New House
- Chapter 150 Changes
- Chapter 149 Humiliation
- Chapter 148 Liu Qiangwei
- Chapter 147 Meet Offline
- Chapter 146 Midsummer Rose’s Fate
- Chapter 145 Wordless
- Chapter 144 Failure
- Chapter 143 Unstoppable
- Chapter 142 The Requisition
- Chapter 141 An Empty City
- Chapter 140 Great Difficulty
- Chapter 139 Brag
- Chapter 138 The Paladin Order
- Chapter 137 Dragon’s Skull
- Chapter 136 Purple
- Chapter 135 An Accident
- Chapter 134 The Night before Leaving
- Chapter 133 Being Killed for the First Time
- Chapter 132 Getting Out of the Mist of War
- Chapter 131 The Mist of War
- Chapter 130 Fight in the Wild
- Chapter 129 Mandala Sachet
- Chapter 128 Su Tingting
- Chapter 127 The Weird Little Girl
- Chapter 126 Meet Su Tingting Once Again
- Chapter 125 Han Feng
- Chapter 124 Down with the Unscrupulous Businessman
- Chapter 123 Chew and Screw
- Chapter 122 The Goddess List
- Chapter 121 The Celebrity List and the Internet Troll
- Chapter 120 The New Ranking List
- Chapter 119 The Price of One Million
- Chapter 118 The Sky-high Price
- Chapter 117 The Start
- Chapter 116 The Appetizer
- Chapter 115 The Treasure Pavilion Opened
- Chapter 114 Astonishment
- Chapter 113 Level 15
- Chapter 112 The Golden Mount
- Chapter 111 Xiaoxue
- Chapter 110 The Eve of the Treasure House
- Chapter 109 Harvest
- Chapter 108 Challenging the undercity Dungeon
- Chapter 107 I’ll Save You
- Chapter 106 Live Streaming
- Chapter 105 What are You Saying
- Chapter 104 Silver Sword Edge
- Chapter 103 Endless Nightmare
- Chapter 102 The Instance Zone Task
- Chapter 101 Encounter the Kid Again
- Chapter 100 Building the Treasure Pavilion
- Chapter 99 Feeding
- Chapter 98 Mission Completed
- Chapter 97 The Busy Live Studio
- Chapter 96 A Grand Occasion
- Chapter 95 Become a Streamer
- Chapter 94 Fail to Get the Best Drops
- Chapter 93 The Advertisement
- Chapter 92 The Cooperation
- Chapter 91 Huge Figure of Damages
- Chapter 90 Salamander Lord
- Chapter 89 Rubbish
- Chapter 88 The Line of Killing
- Chapter 87 What Happened?
- Chapter 86 What the Fuck Are You Doing?
- Chapter 85 Join the First Team
- Chapter 84 Kill the First BOSS
- Chapter 83 The Plan
- Chapter 82 The Horrible Attacking Force
- Chapter 81 The Detachment
- Chapter 80 Set Off
- Chapter 79 Who is the Person?
- Chapter 78 The Pioneering Team
- Chapter 77 The Efficiency
- Chapter 76 The Horrible Scene
- Chapter 75 A Scam
- Chapter 74 Make Trouble
- Chapter 73 Privilege
- Chapter 72 Compromise
- Chapter 71 A Rewarding Journey
- Chapter 70 Xiaobai
- Chapter 69 The Temple of Light
- Chapter 68 Boiling with Rage
- Chapter 67 A Big Trouble
- Chapter 66 Master Player
- Chapter 65 I’ll Resist Its Attack
- Chapter 64 Fierce Attack
- Chapter 63 Ice Giant Guardian
- Chapter 62 An Excellent Woman
- Chapter 61 Meet War Spirit Knife by Chance
- Chapter 60 The Plot
- Chapter 59 Discovery
- Chapter 58 The Big Lich Fled
- Chapter 57 The Dark Army
- Chapter 56 The Contaminated Muguang Forest
- Chapter 55 Capture Skill
- Chapter 54 ACE
- Chapter 53 Thank You for Reminding Me
- Chapter 52 The Horrible Damage
- Chapter 51 Lying in Ambush outside the Instance Zone
- Chapter 50 Eat Two Pounds of Shit
- Chapter 49 Go Back to the Novice Village
- Chapter 48 Storyline Task
- Chapter 47 Half of the List Was Occupied by Xiaofeng
- Chapter 46 The Golden Skeleton King
- Chapter 45 The Strange Muguang Forest
- Chapter 44 The Waves of Transferring Professions
- Chapter 43 Transfer Profession and Become a Ritualist
- Chapter 42 Level 10
- Chapter 41 The End of the Foreshadowing
- Chapter 40 Fear
- Chapter 39 The Unexpected News
- Chapter 38 The Golden Bull Totem
- Chapter 37 The Difficult Fight Against the BOSS
- Chapter 36 The Invincible Red-eyed Bull King
- Chapter 35 The New Elite BOSS in the Wild
- Chapter 34 Qian Duoduo Was a Tough Girl
- Chapter 33 Kill the 9th-Level BOSS
- Chapter 32 The Poisonous Crocodile King
- Chapter 31 The Ranking List
- Chapter 30 Qian Duoduo is a Barrel of Laughs
- Chapter 29 Investigation
- Chapter 28 Level 8
- Chapter 27 The Best Analyst of Online Games
- Chapter 26 The Underground Hole
- Chapter 25 System Tips Bombing
- Chapter 24 Swarming Kill in Novice Village
- Chapter 23 The Hidden Task in the Forbidden Land
- Chapter 22 Scrounging Free Meal
- Chapter 21 I’m Gonna Call the Police
- Chapter 20 A Woman Hooligan
- Chapter 19 Men Never Give in!
- Chapter 18 Special Task
- Chapter 17 Selling Items in the Stall
- Chapter 16 Equally Honest with Aged and Child Customers
- Chapter 15 I’m Ill-tempered
- Chapter 14 Naughty Boy
- Chapter 13 You Win!
- Chapter 12 Ask the Player to Fight Offline Only to Find She is a Girl?
- Chapter 11 The Only Task
- Chapter 10 Run Wild in the Novice Village
- Chapter 9 Great Drop!
- Chapter 8 The slightest Slip of Attention
- Chapter 7 Midsummer Rose
- Chapter 6 Onlookers
- Chapter 5 Bang Bang Bang
- Chapter 4 Can A Priest Attack Monsters?
- Chapter 3 Myth
- Chapter 2 A Little Girl with Golden Hair and Blue Eyes
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