Chapter 131: WTF
After the meal, Shawn stood up, went to the restaurant door and stretched himself while complaining:
Michael, Im not having potato mash for my next meal. Its awful.
Michael also dropped his spoon and was cleaning his lips with a handkerchief. Hearing this, he asked calmly:
Do you know we will attract everyones attention as soon as we step out?
So what? We were transported to the Qing Dynasty in the east for no reason, but there is no rule in this dynasty to kill every foreigner they see. At least, we can go out and have some nice food.
By that time, Pierce and Jerre had finished eating, but neither of them joined this conversation. They were fed up with Michaels harsh way of leading this team, but Michael was higher-ranked and better experienced. Therefore, even though they were almost equal in strength, no one dared to question Michael bluntly except for Shawn, the bald fool.
Our side task was to kill eastern audiences, and this is their home field, so we have to be careful. Once we get out of here, no matter how hard we try to imitate a priest, there will be traces of modern life. Those unknown eastern audiences will be able to decipher us while theyre still hiding among other people.
So what?
Shawn walked back and opened the bag under the table. Five or Six human heads fell out, and they all had asian faces.
Ha ha, what can they do even if they know?
The old priest saw human heads all over the place and was scared into shaking. He stepped back and started praying. Mercy god
Michael glanced at the heads on the floor and then at Shawn:
You really think all eastern audiences are so vulnerable?
I believe, in this story world, there must be some strong eastern people that should be handled seriously. We just havent met them yet. The more eastern audiences we kill, the closer we will get to them.
So, we have to be extra cautious at this moment. I dont want someone in this team to be killed because hes careless.
Beside, our main task hasnt been triggered yet. Before we know the main task, we should try our best to hide ourselves.
Michael stood up and slightly bowed to the old priest. Father, please show me a place to rest.
The priest, still badly shaken, immediately nodded and led Michael away to the bedroom.
Shawn put his hands on his waist, puffed and said to Pierce and Jerre, Did you see that? Michael is just a pussycat!
Pierce and Jerre leaned over their chairs, looking cozy.
I miss my cigar, Pierce touched his red hair and said sadly, Here, I cant have my favorite coffee or cigar, only potato mash. Potato mash all the time.
Shawn, you are not the only one whos fed up. I have even begun to think that maybe the only reason we havent triggered the main task is that weve been too low-keyed. We have been hiding quietly, fulfilling the side task only in the night Thats not efficient enough. If we are more radical, we may make a greater influence, and maybe the main task will be triggered! Then we wont have to wait here with only one side task. Although these eastern audiences were easy to kill, we were rewarded too little. After distribution, each of us will have only a few story points.
Pierce was tidying his hair sadly. Apparently, he was not satisfied with the current situation, but he was not as reckless as Shawn, and this was not something he dared to say in front of Michael.
Hang in there, okay? It shouldnt be long. Dreadful Radio wouldnt let us even if we would like to waste time eating tomato mash in this church. According to what is common practice, it will have something arranged for us. Although Im not all for Michaels conservative way, I do think hes right to some extent. Maybe we just need more patience.
Shawn was happy to see the other two team members were all on his side. He was stubborn, and because he had enhanced himself as a werewolf, such a character was highlighted in his blood.
Are you full? Shawn leaned over with his hands against the table and stared at his two friends. I really regret only cutting off those heads as trophies. Should have cut off some flesh so we could have a barbecue by now. There were two eastern women, their boobs must be delicious.
Shawn drooled while talking.
Pierce was surprised: Shawn, youve gone beyond our imagination. Stay away from me, Im a gentleman.
Jerre nodded, You want to eat human flesh? Youre unbelievable!
Ha ha, Im a wolf, wolves eat human flesh, alright? I love human flesh. Shawn didnt care about morality. He was satisfied about their reaction and thought it was a kind of recognition. A wolf should be ferocious and feared by others. You sit here, Im gonna go out for a walk.
Shawn opened the church door and was about to go out.
Pierce stood up, Shawn, youd better stay in. Michael will be angry.
Shawn paused for a second. Apparently, he seemed to be looking down upon Michael, but deep down in his heart, he feared that calm guy.
But it was humiliating to retreat after hearing Michaels name since he had talked so big. So he pretended to be fearless and waved his hand:
Never mind. I wont leave the mountain. This church is not even in the county.
Shawn walked out despite his friends still trying to stop him.
The county will be close over this hill, Su Bai said to others in the carriage while driving, Can you walk?
Bai, cant you see? Were injured so badly none of us can walk without resting for days. Seven and I are still negotiable, but Gyatso might never be able to walk again.
Su Bai nodded but didnt reply to Fatty. He turned to Seven:
Should we have some rest here in the county, or go to the demon nest directly?
Seven thought for a second and suggested, Lets have a break. Danger thats meant for us wont be avoided no matter how fast we go, thats for sure. We didnt waste much time before Mt.Fulong, so theres plenty time before the deadline. We can use a few days for recovering. This county is less than one day away from the demon nest; well be in time.
Just like Seven had said, they had brought the kid out from Mt.Fulong in an unimaginably weird way, which might cause Dreadful Radio to control and adjust the story. For example, if one accident didnt take place, Dreadful Radio would soon arrange something else. It was sort of a common practice in the Dreadful Radio Game.
When Dreadful Radio was messing with its audiences, these smart audiences were figuring out the Radios habits, or, to be more exact, its character.
Smells good. Bai, what is it? Fatty sniffed.
Some beggars were cooking. Looks like Beggars Chicken[1]. Su Bai looked in distance. It was indeed Beggars Chicken: after cleaning the chicken, stuff it with fruits or dried meat slice, wrap it with lotus leaves and bury it into a burning pit.
It was how beggars cooked chickens in the old times, but in modern times, it became popular in many places.
Go get it, Su Bai. Fatty felt hungry. Get it for Gyatso and Seven, they need meat for recovery.
Su Bai rolled his eyes. Then he clapped his hands, left the kid in the carriage with Seven, checked his fake braid and jumped off.
Those fake braids were gifts from Lam Chin-Ying when they went to catch zombies for the first time. Seven and Gyatso were monks so they didnt need it, but Fatty and Su Bai needed it as a disguise. Otherwise, they would get into trouble if they ran into officers of the government.
Su Bai was planning to buy the chicken with money. But when he walked to those beggars, a western man approached from the opposite direction. He was wearing a priests clothes, but they looked extremely unfitting. Beside, Su Bai had never seen any bald priest with such a ferocious look throughout history. How could he make a good impression on the local people for his missionary work if he looked so scary?
Shawn had also smelt the food and was planing to do the same thing as Su Bai. When his eyes met Su Bais, both of them glazed. Probably because of a sixth sense, they both felt something unusual about each other.
Confucius never talked about super nature, power, turmoil or immortality. I didnt read my future before going out, and now I met with this western trash. Its pollution to my eyes. Its bad luck, bad luck. Su Bai said while shaking his head dramatically.
Hum, a pathetic scholar. Shawn couldnt understand what Su Bai was saying, but he could understand his obvious inkhorn tone. So he forgot his doubts and went to those beggars before Su Bai.
But after a few steps, he suddenly felt wrong. He immediately looked back, only to find out that pathetic scholar was standing closely behind his back smiling. Suddenly, a sharp dagger went into his waist.
WTF
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Beggars Chicken: a Chinese dish of chicken that is stuffed, wrapped in lotus leaves and clay, and slowly baked at low heat. It can take six hours to prepare a single serving. Wikipedia
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Chapters
- Chapter 209: Mask Of The Death God
- Chapter 208: Fatty’s First Time
- Chapter 207: Forced By A Corpse
- Chapter 206: Missing Weapon
- Chapter 205: Ironic
- Chapter 204: The Taste Of Death
- Chapter 203: Slip-up
- Chapter 202: Black Guy
- Chapter 201: Live Version of Dead Rising
- Chapter 200: Finding Friends
- Chapter 199: Vicious Scene!
- Chapter 198: Erotic Asphyxiation
- Chapter 197: Handcuffs, Uniforms, Little Leather Whip!
- Chapter 196: Su Yuxuan
- Chapter 195: How Many Tomorrows Are There Left?
- Chapter 194: That Painting Again!
- Chapter 193: Su Bai’s Turn To Snatch The Prize
- Chapter 192: A Little Drink
- Chapter 191: All Here!
- Chapter 190: To Kill Or Not To Kill?
- Chapter 189: There Are Ghosts
- Chapter 188: Finally Understood!
- Chapter 187: – Background of the Human Skin
- Chapter 186: Two Voting Games Running Simultaneously!
- Chapter 185: The Other Side Of The Voting Game!
- Chapter 184: Painted Skin!
- Chapter 183: Hahahahahaha
- Chapter 182: Psychopath!
- Chapter 181: Short Of One
- Chapter 180: Come On, Harming Each Other!
- Chapter 179: Oh Crap, Going To Go Crazy
- Chapter 178: Second Round Of Voting
- Chapter 177: The First Deceased!
- Chapter 176: Name List Of Death!
- Chapter 175: The Return of Dreadful Radio Game
- Chapter 174: Roasted Brain
- Chapter 173: Swallow
- Chapter 172: Remembered The Fear of Being Overwhelmed!
- Chapter 171: Adorable Little Girl
- Chapter 170: The Voice In The Castle
- Chapter 169: Treatment
- Chapter 168: How To Explain?
- Chapter 167: Confronted By A Formidable Enemy
- Chapter 166: You Want To Control Me?
- Chapter 165: Vampire Club
- Chapter 164: Commit Suicide
- Chapter 163: Kill Her Whole Family!
- Chapter 162: Baidu Picture Search
- Chapter 161: Life Is So Beautiful
- Chapter 160: Spoils Of War!
- Chapter 159: Dissipate My Fortune Just To Kill You!
- Chapter 158: Twin Guns
- Chapter 157: Participant and Victim
- Chapter 156: The Shocking Truth
- Chapter 155: Murder Club
- Chapter 154: A New Breakthrough!
- Chapter 153: The Show!
- Chapter 152: Re-enacting The Murder Case
- Chapter 151: Who Was The Murderer?
- Chapter 150: Die Die Die Die
- Chapter 149: So That Is How It Is
- Chapter 148: Heels That Hover
- Chapter 147: Be Careful When Opening The Doors
- Chapter 146: Poisoning Case!
- Chapter 145: A New Unresolved Case
- Chapter 144: Zombie Girlfriend
- Chapter 143: Sorry, I Am Unsure About My Future
- Chapter 142: Captivating Fingernails
- Chapter 141: Exchange: Hellfire Shotgun!
- Chapter 140: Found it Ugly
- Chapter 139: Just Because I Took An Extra Glance At You In The Crowd[1]
- Chapter 138: Stabbing The Crotch
- Chapter 137: Kill
- Chapter 136: Qi Master
- Chapter 135: Horror
- Chapter 134: Bluffing
- Chapter 133: Kinky
- Chapter 132: Stiff
- Chapter 131: WTF
- Chapter 130: Dreadful Radio’s Bug
- Chapter 129: All Down
- Chapter 128: Dead
- Chapter 127: Mercury Evil Corpse
- Chapter 126: Bridge
- Chapter 125: Unprepared
- Chapter 124: Saint
- Chapter 123: A Dead Lady
- Chapter 122: An Isolated Tomb
- Chapter 121: Famous
- Chapter 120: Bullshit
- Chapter 119: Psychopath
- Chapter 118: For Real
- Chapter 117: Are You Stupid?
- Chapter 116: Ironic
- Chapter 115: You Can’t See Through A Psycho
- Chapter 114: Affair
- Chapter 113: Really a Joke
- Chapter 112: Shock
- Chapter 111: Fraud
- Chapter 110: Giant Cadaver
- Chapter 109: F**king Sad
- Chapter 108: Date with a Zombie
- Chapter 107: Kneel, Mouth Open and Bite
- Chapter 106: That was Awkward
- Chapter 105: Like Yin Zhiping to the Little Dragon Maiden[1]
- Chapter 104: First-class Military Official
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- Chapter 102: Talk With Zombie
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- Chapter 100: Uncle Ying
- Chapter 99: Childish
- Chapter 98: Serve in Bed
- Chapter 97: Despised
- Chapter 96: Such a Secret Death
- Chapter 95: Changeling
- Chapter 94: All Here
- Chapter 93: Ghost
- Chapter 92: Strip Off
- Chapter 91: Qing Soldiers
- Chapter 90: Relax in a Bath
- Chapter 89: Love Came So Fast, Like A Tornado
- Chapter 88: Ruthless and Brutal
- Chapter 87: Naughty Again
- Chapter 86: What Do You Mean?
- Chapter 85: Escape
- Chapter 84: Face to Face
- Chapter 83: Hooked Up
- Chapter 82: A College Girl Traveling on a Budget
- Chapter 81: Scapegoat Again
- Chapter 80: Car-cleaning Fee
- Chapter 79: Fatal Injury
- Chapter 78: Instant Retribution?
- Chapter 77: Thanks for the Cigarette
- Chapter 76: One of Them Wasn’t Human
- Chapter 75: Truth
- Chapter 74: Kill
- Chapter 73: Hint of Death
- Chapter 72: Getting Dark
- Chapter 71: Deal
- Chapter 70: Himself and Himself
- Chapter 69: Breakout
- Chapter 68: Embarrassing and Distracting
- Chapter 67: The First Victim!
- Chapter 66: Become the Death
- Chapter 65: Mosaic
- Chapter 64: Change of Nature
- Chapter 63: Blow Job
- Chapter 62: Salsa Dance
- Chapter 61: Death’s Taunt
- Chapter 60: Someone in the House
- Chapter 59: Something Wrong
- Chapter 58: Despicable Smile
- Chapter 57: Totally Confused
- Chapter 56: Don’t Go Home Tonight
- Chapter 55: Still Wanna Sleep With Me?
- Chapter 54: New Life!
- Chapter 53: Damn Idiot
- Chapter 52: Entrapped
- Chapter 51: Fight it Out!
- Chapter 50: Nona
- Chapter 49: Go Up Together
- Chapter 48: Who Can Be Trusted
- Chapter 47: Strike Back!
- Chapter 46: Different from Expectation
- Chapter 45: The Body’s Gone!
- Chapter 44: Opened Eyes!
- Chapter 43: Watery
- Chapter 42: Replace the Murderer
- Chapter 41: Found the Murder
- Chapter 40: Purpose!
- Chapter 39: Amazing Discovery!
- Chapter 38: Plot Changed!
- Chapter 37: Special Identity
- Chapter 36: New Story, Prelude!
- Chapter 35: White Hair
- Chapter 34: You Can See My Real Appearance
- Chapter 33: Out of the Blue
- Chapter 32: Black Cat
- Chapter 31: Check-in Record
- Chapter 30: Bronze Chest
- Chapter 29: Unnatural Relation
- Chapter 28: Inspection
- Chapter 27: Pandora’s Box
- Chapter 26: Fresh Human Blood
- Chapter 25: Blood! Blood! Blood!
- Chapter 24: Home for Paper Men
- Chapter 23: Liu He’s Stuff
- Chapter 22: Ghost Lady
- Chapter 21: Great Horror
- Chapter 20: Why
- Chapter 19: Wanna Eat?
- Chapter 18: Broken Vampire Blood
- Chapter 17: The Murderer!
- Chapter 16: Paper Man!
- Chapter 15: Cooking the Body
- Chapter 14: Push into Hell
- Chapter 13: Crime Time
- Chapter 12: The Murder Came
- Chapter 11: The Dead Return
- Chapter 10: Horror Came Again
- Chapter 9: Strange People
- Chapter 8: Evil Ceremony
- Chapter 7: Another Victim!
- Chapter 6: A Case of Mutilation
- Chapter 5: Human Scalp
- Chapter 4: The Murder Club
- Chapter 3: Good and Evil Will Always Be Rewarded
- Chapter 2: Hide Under the Bed
- Chapter 1: Dreadful Radio