Chapter 208: Fatty’s First Time

This scene was a little too disgusting.

Su Bai was not even a little bit surprised with the emergence of Fatty because Fatty was like a hunting dog; he had a habit of sniffing out good treasures.

As for this scene, it was total out of Su Bais expectation.

Funeral parlor,

Crematorium,

Cremation chamber,

A fair and plump Fatty,

A strong and buff black guy,

Shagging,

Shagging,

Shagging

It really was a sight for sore eyes.

Stop watching Help me

Fatty was on the verge of crying, he looked as if he had no reason to carry on living. It was as if he was facing a very frightening punishment.

You guys, is this voluntary? Su Bai asked mockingly.

… Fatty.

If it is voluntary, I cannot interfere because I am an audience and so is he. Su Bai said. Fighting among audiences was not allowed for no reason.

HE.. ARGH IS ALREADY ARGH DEAD ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

Su Bai inhaled a deep breath. He stepped forward and grabbed Fattys arm. Just when Su Bai was getting ready to pull Fatty out of the cremation chamber, Huo Kun suddenly opened his mouth and howled like a wild beast in heat. A wave of strong energy swept towards Su Bai.

With Fatty as a prime example, Su Bai did not wish to be pressed down and shagged like Fatty. He stepped on the steel plate of the cremation chamber with one foot and exited by using the rebound force.

F*CK ARGHHHHHH!!! Fatty couldnt help but to curse when he noticed Su Bai did not pull him out but instead distanced himself from him. Huo Kun was shagging faster and faster, even though Fatty had never been done that before, he was very sure Huo Kun was about to cum.

No Help me Ah Bai Ill give you whatever you want Really

I want my bronze chest. Su Bai said.

Give!

Swear, swear on your dao heart.

The probability of someone who enhanced the way of the Taoist reneging on his word when swearing upon his dao heart was not high, unless Fatty dared to face being devoured while performing sorcery in the future.

SWEAR ON MY DAO HEART! Fatty shouted, F*ck, faster! hes about to cum.

Su Bai smiled. It was quite a happy thought imagining the two-faced Fatty about to be cream-p**d.

At the same time, Su Bai lifted his Hellfire Shotgun, aimed at the black guy who was on top of Fatty and pulled the trigger.

Based on previous encounter, Su Bai believed Huo Kun was dead. The person who was shagging Fatty was not Huo Kun. He did not know why that corpse had the ability to move but it was not considered firing at an audience. It was not considered mutual slaughter among audiences.

BANG!

The black guy directly flew out and smashed into the deep part of the cremation chamber. He then rolled out from that spot and fell on the floor.

Fatty immediately got up, he hastily pulled up his pants.

F*ck, I really did not check the calender when I went out the door this time. Grandpa Fatty has bad luck with chrysanthemums[1] today.

Just when Fatty finished talking, Huo Kun stood up once more and rushed over aggressively. There were three bullet holes on Huo Kuns forehead. They were the remnants of when he was shot to death. There was also a pile of mangled flesh on his chest but it did not affect Huo Kun from continuing to survive, if his current state could be considered surviving.

In the name of the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord, I command you, suppress!

Fatty held a purple talisman. Ah Bai, fire another shot at him.

Ammunition is expensive. Su Bai replied.

Ill make it up to you.

BANG!

Huo Kun was assaulted once more; it was both his legs this time, he was kneeling.

Fatty seized the opportunity to approach. He placed the purple talisman on Huo Kuns forehead. Huo Kun immediately stopped moving and remained kneeling there.

Is this a bouncing corpse? Su Bai walked over to observe in detail. Doesnt seem like it.

Fatty shook his head. Not a bouncing corpse, its a long story. Ill tell you detail after I extract the compass from his body.

The compass is still in his body?

Of course.

Fatty confirmed, Hold on, Ill set up a small formation.

Su Bai nodded his head and took a few steps back. He noticed Fatty was rubbing his butt as he gritted his teeth enduring the pain while he set up a formation. He suddenly felt Fatty had a much better image. A man whose back door had been defiled would be diligent for the sake of a treasure. This type of attitude is worth admiring.

Rise!

Fatty growled. The talisman in his hand burnt on its own, the flags he had just placed were moving without any wind blowing. At that moment, a clear red imprint could be seen at Huo Kuns glabella. Very soon, a ray of light shot out from that red imprint. A compass appeared on the floor in front of him.

Su Bai immediately dashed over, Fatty also leaped forward. However, his light as a sparrow movement art was delayed due to the intense pain coming from his back door; he even fell down due to the pain. It was obvious that the intense activity had caused an injury at his back door.

Su Bai had easily picked up the compass from the floor.

Ah Bai, you are unable to use this item. Fatty climbed up with much difficulty. Really unable to use.

I know, but there are other who could use it, trading item for item, Su Bai looked at Fatty as he said.

Alright, you hold on to it first. I will trade with you. But there is a precondition.Fatty started stammering, his face was flushed. The intense pain from his back door injuries were very obvious.

What precondition?

First send me to the hospital.

How about him? Su Bai asked.

Cremate, damn it. Isnt this a place for cremation? Fatty gritted his teeth as he said. He still had deep hatred towards Huo Kun. No, it was Huo Kuns corpse to be precise; he hated it deep down to the bone.

Su Bai nodded his head. No matter what, Huo Kun was a high experienced audience, they should let him rest in peace.

The cremation furnace was actually simple to operate. Su Bai placed Huo Kuns corpse on the conveyor and pressed the button at the side. He watched Huo Kun being sent to the cremation chamber, gasoline was then sprayed out and the fire ignited.Huo Kuns body immediately sat up.

It was a normal occurrence when a corpse was being cremated, there would be changes in the muscles and bones when the stiff corpse encountered high temperatures, the corpse would be curled up or would directly sit up.

After seeing Huo Kuns corpse being cremated, Su Bai couldnt help but sigh deep within his heart. Audiences seems to be existence like gods in the eyes of ordinary people, but in truth, they were just the same, they could die at any moment just like an ordinary human.

After leaving the funeral parlor, Su Bai started his car. Fattys butt did not even touch his seat, it was as if he was in a horse stance for a whole fifteen minutes before they arrived at a hospital.

Being in a horse stance while in the car is harder and expands a lot of effort compared to doing it on flat ground due to the cars movement as well as acceleration and deceleration. Fatty had no choice because it would hurt badly if he sat down.

Su Bais mouth curved into a smile as he drove causing Fatty to roll his eyes multiple times at him because Su Bai did not cover up his joy in Fattys misfortune.

In the car, Fatty told the whole story while stammering.

What Su Bai analyzed previously was correct. When Fatty called him, he was already at Shanghai Pudong International Airport on the way over. He really did not even waste a single minute.

Fatty never had imagined Huo Kun would be so self-abusing.

Huo Kuns enhancement contradicted Fattys but they were both the same type. Huo Kun had mentioned to Su Bai that he drew the little ghost, Huo Kuns cultivation method was the inhuman dao, he drew his own seven emotions and six desire, he then suppressed them within his own body. Even though it was still in his body, it was already separated, it was a method to be emotionless. Even so, Huo Kuns ability had not reached Litchis level. There was still a huge gap. His method however was considered on the right track.

Huo Kun had died, he really was dead; he died right in front of Su Bai. Due to the death of his body, the seven emotions and six desires he had sealed up to train his mental state had loosened up. When Fatty carried Huo Kuns corpse to the crematorium and was getting ready to set up a formation to extract the compass from Huo Kuns body, The sealed Lust so happened to break free and triggered Huo Kuns corpse to have beast-like impulses. Fatty had naturally been his target to vent and satisfy himself. It was considered a type of high level change in the corpse, that was the reason why Su Bai saw that scene when he went to the cremation chamber.

After entering the hospital, Su Bai assisted Fatty to get a number and headed to the proctology department.

The proctology departments were professionals in researching and treating constipation, anal fissures, hemorrhoids, fistulas, rectal prolapse, rash around the rectal area, piles and so on.

Fatty enter and had the doctor conduct a check up. The doctor then gave a prescription which was to be paid at the main hall.

Im really terrified this time, too damn unlucky. Fattys first time was gone just like that, at a moment when he wasnt mentally prepared.

This prescription is quite meaningful, there is unexpectedly Romance in it. Do dispensaries sell these items? Su Bai said as he swipe a glance at the prescription.

Fatty was feeling confused. He turn his head over and looked at Su Bai. What the hell is Romance?

A lubricant brand. Seems like the doctor felt heartache for you.

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