Chapter 131: Super Bowl
“You…” The Gu clan ancestor pointed at Mo Jue. “What is your name? Where did you learn this combat technique? Is it from one of the Primordial Ruins?” he asked.
“Huff… huff… maybe… huf… maybe not. I don’t think this has anything to do with you,” Mo Jue replied defiantly, already exhausted from using the True Sky Severing Cut.
“I asked because I do not want to use soul search on you,” the Gu clan ancestor said, letting out a sigh as if pitying him. “That method could fragment your memories, and it would be troublesome for me to piece them together.”
“Too bad…”
His body suddenly vanished and reappeared in front of Mo Jue, startling him.
“You leave me no choice!”
Like the final decree of heaven itself, the Gu clan ancestor reached toward Mo Jue’s neck. At that moment, a sharp sword intent rushed toward him from one side, while powerful condensed qi formed through water-based spiritual arts surged from another angle.
“Hmph! Weak!” the Gu clan ancestor shouted with disdain.
His left hand unleashed a palm strike while his right leg swung like a blade.
Clank! Boom!
With a deafening clash of metal, the heavenly grade sword in Jian Heng’s hand shattered. The backlash crushed into his internal organs and sent him flying backward, smashing into the ruin wall once again.
The palm strike collided with the condensed water qi and Hua Zuixian’s fan, shattering the qi and tearing apart the fan, which was also a heavenly grade artifact. The backlash tore Hua Zuixian’s muscles and tendons apart.
Hua Zuixian was sent flying, blood spraying from his mouth. Both he and Jian Heng crashed to the ground, desperately trying to circulate their spiritual qi to stabilize their injuries so they could rush forward to help Mo Jue, who was now being held by the throat.
Seeing that no one stood in his way, the Gu clan ancestor reached his left hand toward Mo Jue’s head, preparing to perform soul search.
Then suddenly.
Thwack… crunch…
A violent upward force erupted from below, applied with power strong enough to score a field goal from beyond half the field. No, it was powerful enough to fold an iron plate like tissue paper.
The strike connected dead center, straight up, like a guillotine applied from below.
The impact echoed throughout the ruin like a ringing bell. The wet thwack and brutal crunch made the situation unmistakably clear.
The Gu clan ancestor, a battle-hardened cultivator who had survived countless wars even in the upper realm, had never experienced pain like this before.
Agony exploded from the very center of his body, radiating upward as his testicles were utterly crushed, driven upward and backward in an instant. The scrotal skin stretched to the point of tearing, the membranes screaming as they were compressed far beyond their limits.
His bladder, intestines, and everything vulnerable were assaulted by the pressure. It felt like a tsunami smashing into a lone, crumbling cottage.
Everything that defined him as a man, everything fragile and exposed, was destroyed in one perfect, merciless strike.
“Arggh… ugh…”
Air burst from his lungs in a strangled, high-pitched wheeze that was not quite a scream, like a crushed kettle whistle. His knees buckled as powerlessness washed over him, and his body collapsed to the ground.
Mo Jue was immediately released, but instead of relief, a deep sense of dread seized him. He quickly retreated and shielded his most precious possession. Hua Zuixian and Jian Heng did the same. Their faces showed a mixture of horror and sympathy, the shared understanding of men witnessing an unspeakable disaster.
The one who delivered this merciless strike was none other than Wei Chen.
He had combined Shadowless Reaper Step with the full power of two black holes condensed into a single leg, delivering a lightning-fast, merciless kick straight up the middle.
Perhaps this was the closest possible sensation to being kicked in the groin at the speed of light.
Fearing one strike was not enough, Wei Chen took several steps back, then sprinted forward. With his target lined up, he kicked like a professional star kicker aiming to win the championship.
…..
“Here it comes, folks! Here it comes! The hold is down! The laces are out!”
“Carter takes two steps back, one to the side… eyes locked… deep breath…”
“He swings!”
Whooosh! Booooom!
“Ooooooh! The ball is away! High, deep, perfect spiral! It’s got the distance! It’s got the height!”
The crowd roared as the ball curved beautifully through the air.
“It’s good! It’s good!”
The ball sailed through the goal as time expired.
“YESSSSSSSSS! WILLIAM CARTER NAILS THE 52 YARD FIELD GOAL AS TIME EXPIRES!”
“THE PATRIOTS WIN! THE PATRIOTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!”
“As expected of William Carter! His miracle leg never fails!”
William was thrown into the air by his teammates, the hero who clinched the championship for his team.
….
Mo Jue, Jian Heng, and Hua Zuixian’s lips curled with dread as severe goosebumps ran through them. Somehow, they felt as if they were experiencing phantom pain in their own little brothers. All of them instinctively moved to protect their family jewels.
The Gu clan ancestor’s eyes rolled back until only the whites were visible. His mouth hung open as saliva soaked into the soil, his face turning black and green.
— Meanwhile – The Upper Realm —
Within the realm connection chambers, the room was filled with various complex formations and slots for spirit crystals. This chamber of the Gu Clan was specifically built to connect with their descendants in the lower realm.
Gu Daicang, the ancestor of the latest Gu Clan who had just ascended to the upper realm, was kneeling on the floor while clutching his family jewel. His face was black and green, and sweat soaked his forehead.
It was fortunate that the pain feedback from the puppet was only thirty percent. Otherwise, he would have already lost consciousness. He was also lucky that he immediately cut the connection the moment he received the first kick.
If he had also received the second kick, he feared that even with only thirty percent feedback, he would have become the first person from the upper realm to turn into a eunuch from pain feedback alone.
Gu Daicang gritted his teeth and tried to channel his spiritual qi to soothe the pain, but the agony from thirty percent of testicular torsion caused by a full power kick from a Void Refining Realm expert was not something he could shrug off easily.
“Arrrgrghhhh! Grrr! I will kill you! I will tear you apart! I will skin you alive! Wei Chen!!!” His scream was filled with intense anger and hatred. This was the first time in his life that he had suffered such humiliation.
He quickly popped a pill into his mouth to soothe the pain. This kind of agony was difficult to endure, even for him.
Gu Daicang looked around the chamber and realized that he needed to reestablish the connection with his descendant. He could not let this go. He absolutely could not let this go.
After the pain fully subsided, he immediately called his servants to prepare spirit crystals so he could reconnect to the lower realm.
But after hours of retrying, the connection still could not be established.
This meant two things. Either Gu Tianhe was dead, or he was no longer considered a worthy descendant.
Gu Daicang quickly left the chamber and went to the ancestral hall, where the soul tablets of his descendants were displayed.
“Huh? Gu Tianhe is still alive. Does this mean…?” Gu Daicang uttered in disbelief.
This could only mean one thing…
Gu Tianhe was no longer considered a worthy descendant…..
— Meanwhile – Lower Realm —
At the Primordial Ruin secret realm, after Wei Chen had already forced Gu Daicang back to his own realm, he was sitting in the infirmary of the Heavenly Sword Sect’s flying ark. Mo Jue, Jian Heng, and Hua Zuixian were lying down after receiving medical attention.
“So… you effectively castrated that guy, huh?” Hua Zuixian said as he looked at Wei Chen, who was sitting nearby, sipping tea from the teacup that Dream Butterfly had poured for him.
“Brother Wei… honestly, I don’t think the second kick was necessary at all. This… it was too cruel,” Jian Heng chimed in. He felt deep sympathy for his old nemesis.
“Hahahahaha! I like your cruelty, Son in Law! How about becoming my sect’s right protector? Hahahahaha!” Mo Jue laughed out loud.
Mo Xingyao let out a sigh. “Sigh. Father… Sword Leader Wang is already the sect’s right protector, remember?”
“Then kick him out!” Mo Jue immediately proposed.
“We can’t do that, Father. Please don’t joke around,” Mo Xingyao retorted.
“By the way…” Mo Jue stopped joking and then asked, “How did you know that kicking his groin would cut his connection?”
Wei Chen placed his teacup down, and Dream Butterfly poured a new one for him. He then thought back to a time when he had an emergency talk with his boss.
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Chapters
- Chapter 206: Time Traveling’s Rule
- Chapter 205: Mo Xingyao’s Care
- Chapter 204: Wei Chen Task
- Chapter 203: Troublesome Case
- Chapter 202: Regressor!?
- Chapter 201: Wei Chen’s Confusion
- Chapter 200: Face to Face
- Chapter 199: Lian Cheng Scheme-Final
- Chapter 198: Lian Cheng Scheme-02
- Chapter 197: Lian Cheng Scheme-01
- Chapter 196: Brewing Trouble
- Chapter 195: Zodiac’s Trouble
- Chapter 194: Dog Food
- Chapter 193: Pissed
- Chapter 192: Zodiac and Rabbit
- Chapter 191: Lian Cheng’s Shock-Final
- Chapter 190: Lian Cheng’s Shock-02
- Chapter 189: Lian Cheng’s Capabilities
- Chapter 188: Lian Cheng’s Shock-01
- Chapter 187: The Journey of Heaven Forging Lord
- Chapter 186: The Fate of The Primordial Yin Devouring Physique
- Chapter 185: In Her Embrace ¬‿¬
- Chapter 184: Debate about the Underworld Palace
- Chapter 183: Unboxing ¬‿¬
- Chapter 182: Dream Butterfly’s Dilemma
- Chapter 181: Mo Xingyao Suspiciousness
- Chapter 180: End of Engagement Ceremony
- Chapter 179: Guilt trip and Fact
- Chapter 178: Proud Mo Jue
- Chapter 177: Let’s be Scientific
- Chapter 176: ‘Fake’ Underworld Palace
- Chapter 175: Shen Tianqing
- Chapter 174: Auspicious Divination
- Chapter 173: Underworld Palace
- Chapter 172: Ximen Hao: Excitement
- Chapter 171: The Engagement
- Chapter 170: Prelude to Engagement
- Chapter 169: Settling Score-Final
- Chapter 168: Settling Score-03
- Chapter 167: Struggle
- Chapter 166: Settling Score-02
- Chapter 165: Settling Score-01
- Chapter 164: Edge Lord Strike!
- Chapter 163: Product Launch Event Second-Half
- Chapter 162: Product Launch Event First-Half
- Chapter 161: The Filming
- Chapter 160: Search for the Star-Second Half
- Chapter 159: Search for the Star-First Half
- Chapter 158: Jobs Ganglie
- Chapter 157: Mo Xingyao’s Enthusiasm
- Chapter 156: Et Tu Yu’er
- Chapter 155: Heaven Forging Lord
- Chapter 154: Punishment!
- Chapter 153: Grilling
- Chapter 152: The Hidden Ancient Sect Young Master?
- Chapter 151: Unlucky Life Devouring Hall - Second Half
- Chapter 150: Unlucky Life Devouring Hall - First Half
- Chapter 149: Little Ningning’s Fear
- Chapter 148: The Chaos in The Underworld
- Chapter 147: Mo Xingyao’s Suspicious
- Chapter 146: Underworld Martial Law
- Chapter 145: Little Trouble Maker
- Chapter 144: The End of Money Gang
- Chapter 143: Clue and Suspicious
- Chapter 142: Ditching
- Chapter 141: Fatty Ding Lao’s Estate Secret
- Chapter 140: Life Devouring Hall
- Chapter 139: Mission From The Lord of Death
- Chapter 138: Assassins
- Chapter 137: A New Kind of Pastry
- Chapter 136: Cut The loss
- Chapter 135: Money Gang
- Chapter 134: Ding Lao
- Chapter 133: Peaceful Development
- Chapter 132: The Aftermath/Foreshadowing
- Chapter 131: Super Bowl
- Chapter 130: The Power of The Upper Realm-Second Half
- Chapter 129: The Power of The Upper Realm-First Half
- Chapter 128: Call Me Father-In-Law
- Chapter 127: Underworld Experience
- Chapter 126: ‘Freshly’ Power
- Chapter 125: The Indomitable Plunger (Fresh)
- Chapter 124: Murong Xuanji Trump Card
- Chapter 123: Wei Chen (Previous) Life’s Goal Completed
- Chapter 122: ARISE!!!
- Chapter 121: Skirmish at the Sea of Forest
- Chapter 120: Murong Xuanji Confrontation
- Chapter 119: Little Ningning
- Chapter 118: Fourth Mama
- Chapter 117: The War for Primordial Ruin Secret Realm-02
- Chapter 116: The War for Primordial Ruin Secret Realm-01
- Chapter 115: The Start of The Primordial Secret Realm Conflict
- Chapter 114: Recruitment
- Chapter 113: Mo Jue… Complication
- Chapter 112: Underworld Red Tape
- Chapter 111: The Vision of the Underworld
- Chapter 110: Deathless Legion Summoning Decree Epiphany
- Chapter 109: Wei Chen Secret Plan
- Chapter 108: Chaos Descent
- Chapter 107: The Brewing Trouble
- Chapter 106: Kicking an Iron Plate
- Chapter 105: Dream Butterfly Panic
- Chapter 104: The Butterfly Outside The Cage
- Chapter 103: The Warm(?) Reunion
- Chapter 102: Edgelord
- Chapter 101: The Warning
- Chapter 100: Ximen Hao Invitation
- Chapter 99: Wei Chen Strategy
- Chapter 98: Xiao Mei Hesitation
- Chapter 97: Debating-Second Half
- Chapter 96: Debating First Half
- Chapter 95: Troublesome Uncle
- Chapter 94: The Start of Martial Exchange
- Chapter 93: Troubled at The Primordial Ruin Desolate Secret Realm
- Chapter 92: Arrived at the Martial Exchange Grand Stage
- Chapter 91: Meeting Ethereal Snow
- Chapter 90: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-End
- Chapter 89: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-06
- Chapter 88: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-05
- Chapter 87: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-04
- Chapter 86: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-03
- Chapter 85: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-02
- Chapter 84: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-01
- Chapter 83: Hooligan Mode
- Chapter 82: Who the f*ck is shaking my pagoda?
- Chapter 81: Yun Feng, Guarding the Pagoda
- Chapter 80: Advance to Nascent Soul
- Chapter 79: Myriad Realms Epiphany Pagoda
- Chapter 78: The First Round of Performance Assessment - Second Half
- Chapter 77: The First Round of Performance Assessment - First Half
- Chapter 76: Coincidental Meet
- Chapter 75: The Hunt for Lost Taste
- Chapter 74: Forgotten
- Chapter 73: Mirror Butterfly
- Chapter 72: A Night in A Gilded Cage
- Chapter 71: Shocking Discovery
- Chapter 70: Wei Chen Status
- Chapter 69: Special Broadcast - End & Interrogation
- Chapter 68: City Lord Burden
- Chapter 67: Special Broadcast: Li Goushi
- Chapter 66: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 03
- Chapter 65: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 02
- Chapter 64: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 01
- Chapter 63: Murong Wen
- Chapter 62: Little Bird in a Gilded Cage
- Chapter 61: Visit Immortal Dream Garden
- Chapter 60: Interrogation
- Chapter 59: Wei Chen, Interrogating
- Chapter 58: Arson
- Chapter 57: Arrived at Azure River Capital City
- Chapter 56: The Undercurrents
- Chapter 55: Mo Xingyao act strange
- Chapter 54: Meeting with ‘Old Man Who Like History’
- Chapter 53: Ximen Hao’s Worry
- Chapter 52: Yun Feng
- Chapter 51: Post Third Broadcast
- Chapter 50: Third Broadcast - End & The Spirit Net First Debut
- Chapter 49: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 04
- Chapter 48: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 03
- Chapter 47: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 02
- Chapter 46: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 01
- Chapter 45: A Glimpse Into The Apex
- Chapter 44: Lord of Death’s Annoyance
- Chapter 43: Ambush
- Chapter 42: The Young Master Favor
- Chapter 41: The Crumbling Dao
- Chapter 40: Samsara Severing Sword Shards
- Chapter 39: What the hell!?
- Chapter 38: The Thief
- Chapter 37: Break Through to Core Formation Realm
- Chapter 36: Extortion
- Chapter 35: Elder Ming Vs. Wei Chen - Second Half
- Chapter 34: Elder Ming Vs. Wei Chen - First Half
- Chapter 33: I think you’re going to screw me over soon
- Chapter 32: Foreshadowing
- Chapter 31: Cat out of the bag
- Chapter 30: Drunken Immortal & Thousand Treasure City
- Chapter 29: Advertisement and The Bounty
- Chapter 28: Live Broadcast: The Power of Indomitable Plunger
- Chapter 27: Live Broadcast: Heavenly Vow
- Chapter 26: Live Broadcast: Bargaining
- Chapter 25: Live Broadcast: Crashing the Sect Gate
- Chapter 24: Broadcast Interruption
- Chapter 23: Second Broadcast: Heaven Chosen
- Chapter 22: Preparation for Next Broadcast
- Chapter 21: Shopping Spree
- Chapter 20: The Change in the world - Second Half
- Chapter 19: The Change in the world - First Half
- Chapter 18: Wei Chen’s Plan
- Chapter 17: Azure Sky Elder Arrival
- Chapter 16: Business Talk
- Chapter 15: Azure Sky Elder Power Play
- Chapter 14: Max
- Chapter 13: The Gain & First Experience of Idiocy
- Chapter 12: First Broadcast - End
- Chapter 11: First Broadcast - 04
- Chapter 10: First Broadcast - 03
- Chapter 9: First Broadcast - 02
- Chapter 8: First Broadcast - 01
- Chapter 7: The Problem of Black Hole Core
- Chapter 6: You are a genius, but also an idiot.
- Chapter 5: Spirit Beast First Encounter
- Chapter 4: Nascent Soul!?
- Chapter 3: Wei Chen Cultivates
- Chapter 2: The Three Wishes
- Chapter 1: An offer you can’t refuse