Chapter 95: Troublesome Uncle
Hua Zuixian, who was sipping wine from his gourd, noticed Dream Butterfly sigh.
“Why so glum?” Hua Zuixian asked. His voice sounded like an old uncle speaking to his niece.
“Huh?” Dream Butterfly was startled. This was the first time a guest had spoken to her in such a tone.
It was not that no one had ever asked about her well-being, but those voices always carried the intention of courting her, treating her concern as part of a pursuit. Hua Zuixian’s voice, however, was calm and friendly, without any hidden motive.
“Err…” Dream Butterfly hesitated. She did not know how to answer.
It was not that she lacked an answer, but as a courtesan whose duty was to entertain guests, she was expected to fulfill their wishes. Beyond providing music and conversation, and sometimes the enjoyment of the flesh, she was not supposed to express her own desires.
She could not simply say that she wanted to watch another man while still serving a guest. Even if this guest did not mind, she was certain the matron would lecture her all night about basic courtesy.
“Ummm… saying this is a little embarrassing, but… I have never gone outside the gates of the Immortal Dream Garden before. And I think… if I ever had the chance to go out, such as watching the match at the Martial Exchange Grand Stage with my own eyes… it would be wonderful…” Dream Butterfly said, telling a half-truth.
She did not tell her guest that the real reason she wanted to go was to find Wei Chen. Wanting to leave was also genuinely her wish. Even though she had enough money and property outside to buy her freedom many times over, for her own safety she still could not leave.
For a mortal who could not cultivate, staying here was far safer than leaving on her own. She knew the outside world was never kind to the powerless.
“Hmmm…” Hua Zuixian hummed, as if thinking about something, before suddenly speaking.
“Call me uncle.”
“Huh?” Dream Butterfly was confused. “Pardon?”
Hua Zuixian turned toward her with a cheeky smile.
“Call me Uncle Hua, and I will bring you to the Martial Exchange Grand Stage.”
This time, Dream Butterfly heard him clearly. What was this expert thinking? Bringing her out? Even if he was powerful and no one in the Immortal Dream Garden could oppose him, this was still inappropriate.
“Err… honorable sir, I… I…” Dream Butterfly stammered. “I do not think this is appropriate. Legally, I am still a slave of the Immortal Dream Garden, and I must abide by…” She tried to continue, but Hua Zuixian interrupted her.
“Nonsense! What is inappropriate about it? Everyone under heaven knows that the Drunken Immortal does whatever he wants. If anyone dares to criticize me, let them stand in front of me and say it. I want to see who dares!” Hua Zuixian said domineeringly.
Dream Butterfly could not help but smile wryly. This type of guest often loved to brag, but the difference was that Hua Zuixian actually had the strength to back up his words. That was why she did not dare to put oil into teh fire by flattering him further.
With that in mind, she quickly came up with a reason to calm her guest down.
“But I might be punished when I return. Please forget what I said. It was only the wishful thinking of this foolish girl,” Dream Butterfly said apologetically. She did not want to cause trouble for the matron.
“Lowly?” Hua Zuixian suddenly turned toward her. His eyes flared with anger, but it quickly vanished as he let out a long sigh. He then spoke in a calm and gentle voice.
“Listen to me, girl. You may try to be polite and humble, and I do not mind, but please…” Hua Zuixian placed his hands on Dream Butterfly’s shoulders, like an adult teaching a child.
“Please do not use words like ’lowly’ or anything that suggests you are beneath others. It is…” Hua Zuixian paused, his mouth opening as if to continue, but he stopped himself at the last moment.
“Just trust me on this, and do not say that again in the future, alright?” Hua Zuixian released her shoulders, and his cheeky smile returned.
“Now… call me Uncle Hua!”
“Huh? Err…”
“Call me Uncle Hua!” he repeated.
“Err…” Dream Butterfly stammered. This was the first time she had ever faced something like this. No one had ever asked her to call them uncle before. Most guests tried to court her, while others addressed her as miss or lady, or pretended to be enlightened scholars above lust and desire.
Hua Zuixian was different. She did not know how to respond.
“Call me Uncle Hua!” Hua Zuixian repeated, his voice growing firmer this time.
“Err… um… un… Uncle Hua,” Dream Butterfly finally said softly.
Hearing this, tears welled up in Hua Zuixian’s eyes before he suddenly burst into laughter.
“Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!”
He laughed long and hard before finally calming down.
“Good. Good! Good!!” Hua Zuixian said the word three times, each with a firm tone, as he ruffled Dream Butterfly’s hair and turned her neatly arranged hairstyle into a mess like a bird’s nest.
Dream Butterfly could not help but pout. She took out her comb and carefully fixed her hair once more.
Hua Zuixian looked at Dream Butterfly with a smile. “Since you call me uncle, I’ll grant your wish. Come with me!” Hua Zuixian did not wait for Dream Butterfly to reply. He used his cultivation to control Dream Butterfly and pull her toward him.
“Eh? Eeeehhh!? Ho… honorable guest, this…!” Dream Butterfly panicked. She tried to resist, but even though she could move her body, her feet did not touch the ground. She could only be pulled toward Hua Zuixian as she flailed her arms and legs.
“What did you call me?” Hua Zuixian stared at her with clear disapproval.
“Err… Uncle Hua, please don’t do this. If I go out without permission, I might be punished when I return,” Dream Butterfly said anxiously.
“Who would dare punish my niece? If anyone dares, I’ll raze the Immortal Dream Garden to the ground!” Hua Zuixian said domineeringly.
At this moment, an array flared up on the ground and quickly imprisoned Hua Zuixian. This imprisonment array was something her matron and the shareholders of the Immortal Dream Garden had prepared in case they encountered violent or unreasonable guests.
The array had been created through the painstaking efforts of many Nascent Soul Realm array masters. Even if Hua Zuixian were a Soul Transformation Realm expert, he should not have had enough power to break free.
Seeing her troublesome guest imprisoned, Dream Butterfly let out a sigh of relief.
But before she could react, Hua Zuixian sneered and stomped his foot on the ground.
Boom!
Like a shattered mirror, the imprisonment array prepared by the Immortal Dream Garden was crushed into hundreds of fragments.
“What!?” Dream Butterfly was shocked. She had faced unreasonable guests many times, but this was the first time she had seen someone break the array so easily.
“Heh. The array was good, but not good enough to hold me,” Hua Zuixian said with proud confidence.
With the array gone, Hua Zuixian tried to take Dream Butterfly and jump out of the balcony, but another array flared up and stopped him.
“This is annoying. Break for me!” Hua Zuixian unleashed a full power palm strike.
Boom! Crash!
With a single palm strike, the array blocking him shattered once again. This time, it was the array protecting the entire Immortal Dream Tower, causing the whole tower to shake as if it were experiencing a small earthquake.
“Honorable guest, please! Don’t do this!” the matron shouted, trying to stop Hua Zuixian.
Seeing that her matron had arrived along with Mirror Butterfly, Dream Butterfly let out a sigh of relief.
The matron looked at Dream Butterfly flailing in the air and could not help but worry. This guest was extremely powerful and even more unreasonable than that young master Murong Wen.
“Do what? Matron, I just wanted to bring my niece out to broaden her horizons!” said Hua Zuixian.
The matron gritted her teeth and decided to come clean. She did not want this expert to die because of Dream Butterfly.
“Honorable guest, please wait. Dream Butterfly herself has a problem. She cannot perform the utmost duties of a courtesan due to her physique. Please understand. She has the Primordial Yin Devouring Physique,” said the matron.
“Of course I know that! What do you think I want to do with her? Woman, She is my niece! I mean… she is calling me uncle! Do you think I am some kind of degenerate!?” Hua Zuixian retorted in anger.
“If you know, then why…” The matron was confused.
“I just wanted to bring her out to watch the Martial Exchange at the Martial Exchange Grand Stage! What do you have in your brain!? If you do not believe me, why do you not come with us so you can be reassured?” Hua Zuixian offered.
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Chapters
- Chapter 206: Time Traveling’s Rule
- Chapter 205: Mo Xingyao’s Care
- Chapter 204: Wei Chen Task
- Chapter 203: Troublesome Case
- Chapter 202: Regressor!?
- Chapter 201: Wei Chen’s Confusion
- Chapter 200: Face to Face
- Chapter 199: Lian Cheng Scheme-Final
- Chapter 198: Lian Cheng Scheme-02
- Chapter 197: Lian Cheng Scheme-01
- Chapter 196: Brewing Trouble
- Chapter 195: Zodiac’s Trouble
- Chapter 194: Dog Food
- Chapter 193: Pissed
- Chapter 192: Zodiac and Rabbit
- Chapter 191: Lian Cheng’s Shock-Final
- Chapter 190: Lian Cheng’s Shock-02
- Chapter 189: Lian Cheng’s Capabilities
- Chapter 188: Lian Cheng’s Shock-01
- Chapter 187: The Journey of Heaven Forging Lord
- Chapter 186: The Fate of The Primordial Yin Devouring Physique
- Chapter 185: In Her Embrace ¬‿¬
- Chapter 184: Debate about the Underworld Palace
- Chapter 183: Unboxing ¬‿¬
- Chapter 182: Dream Butterfly’s Dilemma
- Chapter 181: Mo Xingyao Suspiciousness
- Chapter 180: End of Engagement Ceremony
- Chapter 179: Guilt trip and Fact
- Chapter 178: Proud Mo Jue
- Chapter 177: Let’s be Scientific
- Chapter 176: ‘Fake’ Underworld Palace
- Chapter 175: Shen Tianqing
- Chapter 174: Auspicious Divination
- Chapter 173: Underworld Palace
- Chapter 172: Ximen Hao: Excitement
- Chapter 171: The Engagement
- Chapter 170: Prelude to Engagement
- Chapter 169: Settling Score-Final
- Chapter 168: Settling Score-03
- Chapter 167: Struggle
- Chapter 166: Settling Score-02
- Chapter 165: Settling Score-01
- Chapter 164: Edge Lord Strike!
- Chapter 163: Product Launch Event Second-Half
- Chapter 162: Product Launch Event First-Half
- Chapter 161: The Filming
- Chapter 160: Search for the Star-Second Half
- Chapter 159: Search for the Star-First Half
- Chapter 158: Jobs Ganglie
- Chapter 157: Mo Xingyao’s Enthusiasm
- Chapter 156: Et Tu Yu’er
- Chapter 155: Heaven Forging Lord
- Chapter 154: Punishment!
- Chapter 153: Grilling
- Chapter 152: The Hidden Ancient Sect Young Master?
- Chapter 151: Unlucky Life Devouring Hall - Second Half
- Chapter 150: Unlucky Life Devouring Hall - First Half
- Chapter 149: Little Ningning’s Fear
- Chapter 148: The Chaos in The Underworld
- Chapter 147: Mo Xingyao’s Suspicious
- Chapter 146: Underworld Martial Law
- Chapter 145: Little Trouble Maker
- Chapter 144: The End of Money Gang
- Chapter 143: Clue and Suspicious
- Chapter 142: Ditching
- Chapter 141: Fatty Ding Lao’s Estate Secret
- Chapter 140: Life Devouring Hall
- Chapter 139: Mission From The Lord of Death
- Chapter 138: Assassins
- Chapter 137: A New Kind of Pastry
- Chapter 136: Cut The loss
- Chapter 135: Money Gang
- Chapter 134: Ding Lao
- Chapter 133: Peaceful Development
- Chapter 132: The Aftermath/Foreshadowing
- Chapter 131: Super Bowl
- Chapter 130: The Power of The Upper Realm-Second Half
- Chapter 129: The Power of The Upper Realm-First Half
- Chapter 128: Call Me Father-In-Law
- Chapter 127: Underworld Experience
- Chapter 126: ‘Freshly’ Power
- Chapter 125: The Indomitable Plunger (Fresh)
- Chapter 124: Murong Xuanji Trump Card
- Chapter 123: Wei Chen (Previous) Life’s Goal Completed
- Chapter 122: ARISE!!!
- Chapter 121: Skirmish at the Sea of Forest
- Chapter 120: Murong Xuanji Confrontation
- Chapter 119: Little Ningning
- Chapter 118: Fourth Mama
- Chapter 117: The War for Primordial Ruin Secret Realm-02
- Chapter 116: The War for Primordial Ruin Secret Realm-01
- Chapter 115: The Start of The Primordial Secret Realm Conflict
- Chapter 114: Recruitment
- Chapter 113: Mo Jue… Complication
- Chapter 112: Underworld Red Tape
- Chapter 111: The Vision of the Underworld
- Chapter 110: Deathless Legion Summoning Decree Epiphany
- Chapter 109: Wei Chen Secret Plan
- Chapter 108: Chaos Descent
- Chapter 107: The Brewing Trouble
- Chapter 106: Kicking an Iron Plate
- Chapter 105: Dream Butterfly Panic
- Chapter 104: The Butterfly Outside The Cage
- Chapter 103: The Warm(?) Reunion
- Chapter 102: Edgelord
- Chapter 101: The Warning
- Chapter 100: Ximen Hao Invitation
- Chapter 99: Wei Chen Strategy
- Chapter 98: Xiao Mei Hesitation
- Chapter 97: Debating-Second Half
- Chapter 96: Debating First Half
- Chapter 95: Troublesome Uncle
- Chapter 94: The Start of Martial Exchange
- Chapter 93: Troubled at The Primordial Ruin Desolate Secret Realm
- Chapter 92: Arrived at the Martial Exchange Grand Stage
- Chapter 91: Meeting Ethereal Snow
- Chapter 90: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-End
- Chapter 89: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-06
- Chapter 88: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-05
- Chapter 87: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-04
- Chapter 86: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-03
- Chapter 85: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-02
- Chapter 84: Public Broadcasting: Common Sense Education 1st Season-01
- Chapter 83: Hooligan Mode
- Chapter 82: Who the f*ck is shaking my pagoda?
- Chapter 81: Yun Feng, Guarding the Pagoda
- Chapter 80: Advance to Nascent Soul
- Chapter 79: Myriad Realms Epiphany Pagoda
- Chapter 78: The First Round of Performance Assessment - Second Half
- Chapter 77: The First Round of Performance Assessment - First Half
- Chapter 76: Coincidental Meet
- Chapter 75: The Hunt for Lost Taste
- Chapter 74: Forgotten
- Chapter 73: Mirror Butterfly
- Chapter 72: A Night in A Gilded Cage
- Chapter 71: Shocking Discovery
- Chapter 70: Wei Chen Status
- Chapter 69: Special Broadcast - End & Interrogation
- Chapter 68: City Lord Burden
- Chapter 67: Special Broadcast: Li Goushi
- Chapter 66: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 03
- Chapter 65: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 02
- Chapter 64: Special Broadcast: Dream Butterfly Performance - 01
- Chapter 63: Murong Wen
- Chapter 62: Little Bird in a Gilded Cage
- Chapter 61: Visit Immortal Dream Garden
- Chapter 60: Interrogation
- Chapter 59: Wei Chen, Interrogating
- Chapter 58: Arson
- Chapter 57: Arrived at Azure River Capital City
- Chapter 56: The Undercurrents
- Chapter 55: Mo Xingyao act strange
- Chapter 54: Meeting with ‘Old Man Who Like History’
- Chapter 53: Ximen Hao’s Worry
- Chapter 52: Yun Feng
- Chapter 51: Post Third Broadcast
- Chapter 50: Third Broadcast - End & The Spirit Net First Debut
- Chapter 49: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 04
- Chapter 48: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 03
- Chapter 47: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 02
- Chapter 46: Third Broadcast: Heaven’s Chosen Secret Part Two - 01
- Chapter 45: A Glimpse Into The Apex
- Chapter 44: Lord of Death’s Annoyance
- Chapter 43: Ambush
- Chapter 42: The Young Master Favor
- Chapter 41: The Crumbling Dao
- Chapter 40: Samsara Severing Sword Shards
- Chapter 39: What the hell!?
- Chapter 38: The Thief
- Chapter 37: Break Through to Core Formation Realm
- Chapter 36: Extortion
- Chapter 35: Elder Ming Vs. Wei Chen - Second Half
- Chapter 34: Elder Ming Vs. Wei Chen - First Half
- Chapter 33: I think you’re going to screw me over soon
- Chapter 32: Foreshadowing
- Chapter 31: Cat out of the bag
- Chapter 30: Drunken Immortal & Thousand Treasure City
- Chapter 29: Advertisement and The Bounty
- Chapter 28: Live Broadcast: The Power of Indomitable Plunger
- Chapter 27: Live Broadcast: Heavenly Vow
- Chapter 26: Live Broadcast: Bargaining
- Chapter 25: Live Broadcast: Crashing the Sect Gate
- Chapter 24: Broadcast Interruption
- Chapter 23: Second Broadcast: Heaven Chosen
- Chapter 22: Preparation for Next Broadcast
- Chapter 21: Shopping Spree
- Chapter 20: The Change in the world - Second Half
- Chapter 19: The Change in the world - First Half
- Chapter 18: Wei Chen’s Plan
- Chapter 17: Azure Sky Elder Arrival
- Chapter 16: Business Talk
- Chapter 15: Azure Sky Elder Power Play
- Chapter 14: Max
- Chapter 13: The Gain & First Experience of Idiocy
- Chapter 12: First Broadcast - End
- Chapter 11: First Broadcast - 04
- Chapter 10: First Broadcast - 03
- Chapter 9: First Broadcast - 02
- Chapter 8: First Broadcast - 01
- Chapter 7: The Problem of Black Hole Core
- Chapter 6: You are a genius, but also an idiot.
- Chapter 5: Spirit Beast First Encounter
- Chapter 4: Nascent Soul!?
- Chapter 3: Wei Chen Cultivates
- Chapter 2: The Three Wishes
- Chapter 1: An offer you can’t refuse