Chapter 688 – Accidental green scene

At the school cafeteria of Kuoh Academy.

“Cough, cough!”

“Oi Raku, slow down.”

Shu handed a tissue to Raku who suddenly choked while they were eating ramen together.

“Thanks Shu.” Raku wiped his mouth with the tissue, he was confused why his heart suddenly ached as if something precious had been stolen from him. This feeling reminded him of when he first saw Chitoge smiling gently at Eiji on the beach.

If he saw the scene where Eiji and Tsugumi were hiding in the locker, he would still be confused because he didn’t know Tsugumi was his heroine.

In the original work, it should have been him who was in Eiji’s position and had the advantage of seeing Tsugumi’s breasts and praising her beauty until she started to fall in love with him.

There were two transparent green hats that were in the process of manifesting on top of his head!

“By the way Raku, aren’t the girls in this school beautiful? Especially Yukinoshita-san in our class, she’s so pretty!” Shu started the topic about girls.

Raku agreed with what the boy said and talked about Yukino Yukinoshita from class 2-J…

“I don’t know why but I feel like Yukinoshita-san hates me and looks at me with disdain.”

He remembered how Yukino who looked like an iceberg beauty looked at him when he introduced his name and identity as an exchange student in front of the class. Unlike the other students in the class who were friendly, she did not bother talking to him and was cold.

“Ah, I also received that look. Actually after I asked some students in the class, Yukinoshita-san always behaves like that to all the boys except her boyfriend.”

“She has a boyfriend?” Raku was surprised.

Shu pretended to cry and nodded, “Yes, I heard she has a boyfriend but I forgot to ask who is the lucky boy who gets to date Yukinoshita-san! Damn, I’m so jealous! Waaahhh! Raku you also have a beautiful girlfriend like Kirisaki-san, you make me and many boys jealous!”

“That…” Raku smiled wryly because Chitoge was his fake girlfriend.

Although Shu was his best friend, he had not told him this.

Moreover, the girl had started to ignore him often and kept paying attention to other boys besides him.

Thinking of this, Raku’s face was grim.

{By the way where is Chitoge right now? I hope she’s not with that blonde boy, Eiji! We’re dating and even if it’s fake, we still have to maintain our image as a couple!}

His inner voice was heard by the heroines.

Chitoge was no exception, she snorted and didn’t care what Raku thought. She currently ran towards Eiji who was leaning near the door of the infirmary and said, “Eiji! You’re here, are you okay?”

She asked worriedly because she knew how strong Tsugumi was.

Eiji who had told the girl where he was through the Line waved his hand casually. “As you can see, I’m fine. But your friend Tsugumi fainted and even though she wasn’t hurt, she’s still lying in the health room right now.”

Chisato sighed, she was relieved to know Eiji and Tsugumi were fine even though she didn’t know why the latter had fainted.

Wait, come to think of it she remembered Eiji’s inner voice earlier mentioning many things about Tsugumi being a heroine like her and her big breasts.

This… What exactly happened to the two of them?

“I’m glad you and Tsugumi are okay, I’m also sorry that Tsugumi has been troublesome for you, Eiji.”

Seeing Chitoge bow her head, Eiji was a little surprised that she was much lower than in the original work.

Perhaps it was because the protagonist Raku wasn’t as handsome as him and with his personality, he often annoyed Chitoge so the two often fought.

[I don’t know what’s wrong with Raku’s brain that in the original work, he often calls Chitoge a Gorilla.]

Actually, that boy often calls me Gorilla in this life too, Chitoge thought.

And what he heard from Eiji’s inner voice next made him blush.

[Chitoge is obviously very beautiful and has a good personality unless you piss her off. Instead of waiting for the girl who promised to marry me when I was little whose face and name I don’t even remember, I’d rather go on a real date with Chitoge and marry her in the future.]

[Unfortunately I’m not Raku who doesn’t know how lucky he is.]

Eiji mocked Raku and what he said was not about himself.

However, Chitoge felt sweet in her heart and when Eiji placed one of his hands on her shoulder, she couldn’t help but raise her head and look at his very handsome face.

“Chitoge, you don’t need to apologize. It’s nothing serious to me, me and Tsugumi were just playing chase with her shooting at me with a gun from behind. But luckily I was able to avoid all of his shots.”

Chitoge who was looking at Eiji’s face absentmindedly gasped and felt guilty when she heard his sad experience.

“Isn’t that bad? Tsugumi was too much…”

“It’s fine.” Eiji said but his heart said something else.

[I would probably feel better if Chitoge kissed me. Just kidding, there’s no way I’m saying that.]

You said it in your heart.

The heroines complained.

Chitoge who thought Eiji didn’t know she could hear his inner voice bit her lip and her blue eyes seemed to have made a decision.

In the hallway leading to the deserted school health room, she stood on tiptoe and pressed her body against the boy in front of her.

Then, their lips met…

They kissed.

[Chitoge kissed me when I was caught off guard! Oh my, that surprised me!]

Eiji pretended to be surprised.

The heroines who had known him for a long time couldn’t believe he would be surprised just by a kiss.

But Chitoge was pleased with his surprise and after separating their lips, she covered her mouth with her hand. Her heart was beating fast, her face was very red and her blue eyes looked watery— she was so cute.

“D-Don’t misunderstand, Eiji! That was my personal apology for what Tsugumi did. After all, she is my bodyguard.”

Chitoge was too embarrassed and regretted saying that.

Eiji knew this but nodded with a smile on his face. “I understand. Don’t worry, Chitoge. I won’t misunderstand. Besides, I heard you already have a boyfriend.”

Chitoge regretted it even more and even though she knew Eiji should have known Raku was just her fake boyfriend from the original work, she panicked and denied.

“No! That Beansprout… I mean Raku isn’t my boyfriend, he’s just my fake boyfriend! Our family situation forced us to pretend to date.”

Eiji widened his eyes. “Is that so?”

“Yes!”

“So that was your first kiss?”

“O-Of course!”

Chitoge felt her face heat up, she didn’t dare to look into the eyes of the boy in front of her and lowered her head slightly.

[Chitoge even told me that she and Raku only pretended to date because of their family situation. She trusted me so much to tell me that and I wonder if she fell for me?]

“I’ll check on Tsugumi!” Chitoge fled into the health room in embarrassment.

Eiji rubbed his nose, he didn’t chase after Chitoge and was content with a soft kiss from her for now. Still, his eyes immediately fell on the figure peeking at the end of the corridor.

He smiled amusedly.

[What a coincidence. This is what happens when romcom protagonists are too slow to realize their feelings and the heroines are wooed by another boy.]

???

The heroines didn’t understand why Eiji suddenly said that. But if they saw a boy hiding behind the wall leading to the school health room, they would understand and be surprised of course.

It was Raku who was on his way back to his class, he accidentally saw Chitoge running towards the health room. He was curious enough to follow her and saw her meeting up with Eiji.

He was angry but just watched even as his fake girlfriend kissed another boy on the lips in front of his eyes.

Chitoge kissed Eiji!

“Damn…” Raku clenched his fists with an ugly expression and facial skin colored green from Eiji’s point of view.

“Why? Why Chitoge… Does she like Eiji? Damn it.”

He kept cursing and didn’t know why his heart hurt so much. After all, Chitoge was his fake girlfriend and they didn’t like each other to begin with.

He himself only liked Onodera and the girl who promised to marry him in the past, he shouldn’t feel like this for seeing Chitoge kissing Eiji!

But why?

His heart hurt like a husband whose wife was stolen by another man.

He gripped the pendant around his neck tightly so that its sharp parts pierced his flesh.

The protagonist’s blood dripped onto the floor.

Eiji who was on his way to his class whistled happily.

…

In the blink of an eye, it was already afternoon and class time was over.

Tsugumi woke up and was surprised to see herself wearing a girl’s school uniform.

She wondered how she could be in the health room and wearing clothes even though she was naked before…

‘Wait! No way, Eiji was the one who did all that and that means he saw me naked?!’

It didn’t take Tsugumi long to remember everything that happened to her in the boys’ locker room with Eiji. Especially Eiji’s penis and what he said about her beauty.

Her face was so red that Chitoge wondered if she had a fever?

“O-Ojou, I… I’m fine.”

I’m already dirty! I can’t get married again! Woo woo! Tsugumi hugged her own body, she couldn’t believe Eiji didn’t do anything to her body when she was unconscious.

[Ah I almost forgot to tell Chitoge that I didn’t do anything to Tsugumi when she fainted. I just took her to the health room and changed her clothes into the Kuoh Academy girls’ school uniform. Of course, in the process it was inevitable that I saw how beautiful Tsugumi’s figure was.]

“Ahhhhh!!!” Tsugumi held her head like crazy.

Although she was relieved that from Eiji’s inner voice, she was still a virgin. But what that boy did to her still made her very embarrassed.

“T-Tsugumi?” Chitoge was surprised but began to suspect that the girl could also hear Eiji’s inner voice.

Tsugumi looked at her Ojou sadly and asked. “O-Ojou, I… Can I kill Eiji Seiya?”

“Eh, of course not. Oh right, from now on you must not do anything to hurt Eiji! If you dare to do it again and I find out, I will hate you!”

After giving Eiji her first kiss, Chitoge didn’t hesitate to protect him as if he were her boyfriend.

Tsugumi gasped and couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Her Ojou said he would hate her if she dared to hurt Eiji again?

“Ojou! Please don’t be fooled by Eiji Seiya, he’s a bastard! Earlier I saw him kissing the student council vice president, Tsubaki.”

She persuaded her Ojou to take back her words by telling him what she had seen.

However, Chitoge did not look surprised. “Isn’t that natural? Tsubaki-senpai is Eiji’s girlfriend. And not just her, I know Eiji has a fiancée… Actually he has a harem.”

“H-Harem?” Tsugumi didn’t know what a harem was but she was disappointed that her Ojou wasn’t angry and still seemed to want to protect Eiji.

What about her? That boy soiled her body by staring at her while she was passed out naked!

When he saw her breasts, he even got an erection and his penis poked her stomach. Tsugumi felt humiliated but at the same time embarrassed, and strangely didn’t really hate the feeling.

What’s going on with her?!

“Hmm… As far as I know, a Harem is a situation where a man is in a romantic relationship with many women at the same time.”

Tsugumi blinked her red eyes repeatedly and said, “That means Eiji’s a bastard!”

“No, Tsugumi. Eiji’s not a bastard! Lala and his other women agreed to share him among them.”

“That’s crazy! And Ojou, why do you keep defending Eiji even though he has many women?”

Chitoge blushed and did not answer.

Tsugumi was dumbfounded but also felt complicated because now she didn’t even feel disgusted or hate Eiji.

This was strange.

…

A while later.

Yui, Chitoge, Onodera and Tsugumi arrived in front of a luxurious house.

The student exchange program was not enough for one day and would continue for three days. So they had to have a place to stay.

And the place they were staying was different from Raku and the other Bonyari High School students who were staying at a hotel affiliated with Kuoh Academy.

“Whose house is this? Why aren’t we staying at a hotel like everyone else?” Tsugumi asked while clutching her skirt awkwardly, she still wasn’t used to wearing women’s clothes.

Chitoge and Onodera naturally glanced at their teacher, Yui.

Yui scratched her cheek before saying, “This… After I talked to the teachers at Kuoh Academy. Three of them (Shizuka, Chisato and Mikado) offered me to live together. I found it hard to refuse their kindness and since only girls can come, I brought the three of you.”

“Oh but Yui-sensei, you haven’t answered whose house this is?” Tsugumi asked curiously.

Yui hesitated to answer and at this moment, the gate of the house opened.

They saw a boy they recognized and a silver-haired woman in a maid uniform beside him.

“Eiji Seiya! You, why are you here?!” Tsugumi couldn’t help shouting when she saw the boy who had shamed her earlier.

She refrained from hitting him because she remembered Chitoge’s order.

“Yui-san and the others, hello. This is my house but don’t worry, there are many bedrooms in it and although I don’t want to brag… My house is no worse than a hotel.”

[Host, you’re bragging.]

‘I’m not, Miss System.’

While Chitoge was happy because she would stay at Eiji’s house. Onodera just goes with the flow and Tsugumi complains, the latter invites her Ojou to stay elsewhere but is rejected by her.

Tsugumi was sad and vowed to protect her Ojou’s chastity when they stayed at Eiji’s house.

Eiji secretly praised Shizuka, Chisato and Mikado in his heart.

[Shizuka, Chisato, Mikado. I don’t know how you three convinced Yui to stay at my house but good job! You did a good thing that made me love you even more!]

The inner voice this time could not be heard by the Nisekoi heroines.

Shizuka: Hmph! Your love sounds cheap, Eiji. But you at least still remember to praise us.

Chisato: Glad you like it, Eiji.

Mikado: Fufu. Speaking of persuading Yui-san, it was quite easy.

Actually they just gently persuaded the girl. She already knew they were his women because they were living in his house but instead of refusing their offer, Yui agreed because she heard that the hotel affiliated with Kuoh Academy was full and could only accommodate some of the students.

Yui had no choice but to accept the offer to stay at Eiji’s house.

Still, she didn’t know Sona was lying when she told her the hotel affiliated with Kuoh Academy was full.

Eiji’s women were doing wingman operations.

“Good afternoon, my name is Lucia and I am one of the maids in this house. I will escort you guys to the empty bedrooms and help you with other things.”

Lucia introduced herself like a professional maid.

Onodera was amazed because it was the first time she saw such a serious maid.

“Thank you Lucia-san and Eiji, please take care of us for the next few days.”

“Yui-san, you don’t need to be so polite. You, Chitoge and the others can think of my house as your home from now on.”

“That’s too much, right?”

Eiji was too kind so Yui was worried but she believed that even though he had a harem, he wouldn’t do nasty things to her and her students.

Their first meeting gave her a very good impression of him even though she had heard many perverted things from his inner voice.

Eiji shook his head.

“That’s not too much, Yui-san.”

[After all, you are all my future wives. My home is your home.]

Chitoge, Onodera and Tsugumi couldn’t help but think Eiji was shameless.

Yui wondered if she made the right choice for her and her students?

…

A/N: After this Eiji will return to the world of Trinity Seven to continue the plot and fight with some people. The girls from Nisekoi will not be directly conquered even if they stay at Eiji’s house, there is a process for that.

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