Chapter 256 - 255: Visual Overload! Mr. Gu Hard-Controlled by Happy Sheep!
Chapter 256 - 255: Visual Overload! Mr. Gu Hard-Controlled by Happy Sheep!
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Chapter 256: Chapter 255: Visual Overload! Mr. Gu Hard-Controlled by Happy Sheep!
“Gu An.”
Lin Wan Yi called out.
Her voice wasn’t loud.
Gu An didn’t respond.
His little bottom stuck out, stubbornly tackling the poor bed leg.
The screwdriver in his hand made a “ka-ka” sound.
He was very busy.
After dismantling this bed, he planned to study the not-so-pretty but still sturdy sewing machine.
In this house, there’s nothing that can’t be taken apart.
Except for mom.
“An An, look here.”
Lin Wan Yi called out again.
This time, she held up the drawing paper.
Gently shook it.
The paper rubbed against the air, making a light “whoosh” sound.
Accompanied by a sweet fragrance that tickled the nose.
It was the domineering scent unique to Spiritual Spring strawberries.
Gu An’s little nose twitched.
Inhale.
Inhale again.
So fragrant.
Even more fragrant than the candies dad brought home.
He finally stopped his actions, reluctantly turning his head to see what was tempting his nose.
Then.
He froze.
The screwdriver in his hand clattered to the floor.
Landing on his toe.
He didn’t even flinch.
Those eyes, much like Gu Yanshen’s, stared directly at the paper in Lin Wan Yi’s hand.
On the white paper.
A bunch of snow-white wool.
Two curvy horns.
A shiny golden bell hanging around its neck.
Two rosy blushes on its cheeks.
The most striking thing was the background.
The patch of grassy green that Lin Wan Yi casually painted.
Vibrant, lush green, as if to tear open a gash in this desolate winter.
This color was something Gu An had never seen before.
The brightest thing he’d seen in the compound was the red of the flag and the slogans.
But that red was solemn, heavy.
This one.
Was alive.
As if the little sheep would jump off the paper at any moment and hit him on the head with that golden bell.
“Is this… a sheep?”
Gu An clambered up.
Scrambling and tumbling over.
Darting to Lin Wan Yi like a little cannonball.
His two small, dark hands wanted to grab it but didn’t dare.
Instinctive awe for beautiful things.
“Yes, this is Happy Sheep.”
Lin Wan Yi laid the drawing flat on the coffee table.
“Happy… Happy…”
Gu An repeated the pronunciation.
Perfectly articulated.
Beside him, Gu Ning also stopped crying.
The little girl came over, drawn by the smell.
Drool glistening at the corner of her mouth.
“Ah! Ah!”
She pointed at the pink spot on the drawing, opening her mouth to bite.
It was mixed with strawberry juice.
Edible, indeed.
Lin Wan Yi reached out to stop her daughter’s little mouth and wiped the drool with a handkerchief.
“You can’t eat this, it’s for looking.”
Gu Ning wasn’t happy, pouting about to cry.
Lin Wan Yi picked up a pen.
Dipped it in some black paint.
Made from pot soot mixed with honey.
She sketched a few strokes in the corner of the paper.
Drew a black bomb.
Then dipped it in some red.
Drew a burst of explosive flames.
“Bang!”
Lin Wan Yi added sound effects with her mouth.
Gu An’s eyes lit up instantly.
Brighter than when he looked at the sheep.
That surge of excitement belonging to boys.
“Boom!”
He pointed at the bomb.
His little face flushed with excitement.
“Yes, a bomb.”
Lin Wan Yi held Gu Ning in her arms, one hand holding the pen, looking at her son who had entirely forgotten his plans for destruction.
She smiled.
The little rascal.
Can’t handle you?
“Want to know who threw the bomb?”
Lin Wan Yi sounded like a Big Bad Wolf enticing a child with candy.
Gu An nodded vigorously.
Nodding so hard, his head might fall off.
Lin Wan Yi switched to a new sheet of paper.
Tipped the pen with grey paint.
Made from charcoal with a bit of blueberry juice, giving it a textured grey.
She began drawing.
A scarred face.
A battered hat.
Two sharp teeth.
A fierce yet slightly comical expression.
Grey Wolf.
“This one’s called Grey Wolf.”
Lin Wan Yi explained to the two little country bumpkins who had never seen anything like it.
“He lives in Wolf Castle.”
“His daily mission is to catch sheep.”
“But he never catches any.”
“Because he has a wife named Red Wolf.”
Lin Wan Yi dipped the pen in some red.
Drew a she-wolf holding a frying pan.
“Red Wolf has a bad temper, often hitting his head with the pan.”
“Clonk!”
Lin Wan Yi gently tapped Gu An’s forehead with the pen handle.
Gu An didn’t dodge.
He was stunned.
This kind of story setting, for a child in the ’70s, was as shocking as seeing an alien.
No class struggle.
No remembering hardship to appreciate happiness.
Just wolves catching sheep, sheep running, and wolves getting hit.
Simple.
Rough.
Joyful.
“More…more.”
Gu An grabbed Lin Wan Yi’s sleeve.
Pointing to the blank piece of paper.
Wanting more drawings.
Wanting more stories to hear.
Bed legs?
What bed legs?
Are they as interesting as Grey Wolf?
Are they the magical tool that would blow Happy Sheep away?
Lin Wan Yi didn’t stop.
She drew Lazy Sheep, Beauty Sheep, Fierce Sheep in one breath.
A riot of colors.
Filling the entire coffee table.
The atmosphere in the room changed.
No longer was it that tense feeling ready to burst into tears at any moment.
Instead, it was full of vibrant colors and energy.
Each drawing was like a colorful window.
Turning this dull and dusty apartment building into a fairy tale world.
“Mom…tell us.”
Gu An hugged the pile of paper to his chest.
Like a miser.
Afraid it would be blown away by the wind.
He pointed at Lazy Sheep with its poop-shaped hairstyle, demanding a story.
Lin Wan Yi cleared her throat.
Just about to speak.
There came the sound of keys turning at the door.
“Click.”
The lock opened.
A gust of cold wind accompanied by snowflakes came in.
Gu Yanshen pushed open the door and entered.
He carried the lingering cold with him.
A layer of white frost capped his eyebrows.
He was carrying two aluminum lunch boxes.
Dinner brought back from the cafeteria.
“Smells so good.”
Gu Yanshen sniffed.
It wasn’t the smell of food.
But a strange, fruity, sweet scent.
Could his wife have made something delicious again?
He changed his shoes.
Placed the lunch boxes on the cabinet by the door.
Unbuttoning his collar as he walked in.
“Wife, those two kiddos weren’t causing trouble today…”
He didn’t finish the sentence.
He paused.
As if someone had suddenly pressed the pause button.
Gu Yanshen stood in the middle of the living room.
The eyes that had seen life and death, that could remain unfazed by bullets and bombs.
Now.
Staring straight ahead.
Reflecting not his two mischievous kids.
But the wall.
At some point, Lin Wan Yi had taped the finished drawings to that white wall.
The warm yellow light shone on them.
Reds were vibrant.
Yellows were bright.
Greens were vivid.
Purples were enchanting.
Those colors, like some kind of life-filled virus, fiercely invading Gu Yanshen’s barren visual senses.
In this era.
Such highly saturated colors were almost non-existent.
Even the most exquisite illustrated magazines from the Xinhua Bookstore carried some dullness and a grainy feel from the ink.
But these on the wall.
Were so bright.
Bright enough to be dazzling.
Bright enough to quicken one’s heart.
The wolf with a scar was holding a frying pan, as if ready to leap out of the picture at him.
The sheep with a poop hairstyle was sneering, mocking his stupor.
Gu Yanshen’s Adam’s apple bobbed.
He took two steps forward.
His leather boots made no sound on the carpet.
He stretched out a hand.
The rough fingertip wanting to touch the paper.
But stopped a few centimeters away.
Dared not touch.
Afraid of ruining these colors that seemed to have descended from the heavens.
“This…”
Gu Yanshen turned his head.
Looking at Lin Wan Yi, who sat cross-legged on the carpet, paintbrush in hand.
His voice slightly hoarse.
“Did you draw these?”
Lin Wan Yi looked up.
Her face still had a bit of black soot, like a mischievous little cat.
She was holding the last newly drawn picture.
It was “Slow Sheep.”
The old village chief with grass growing on his head.
“You’re back?”
Lin Wan Yi smiled and handed over the paper.
“For Mr. Gu to admire.”
“This is our family’s new member.”
Gu Yanshen mechanically accepted the picture.
Cool to the touch.
Carrying a hint of blueberry fragrance.
He looked at the dawdling old sheep.
Then looked at Gu Ning, who was hugging Gu An’s leg, pointing at the pictures on the wall, shouting and gesturing.
And at Gu An, who usually wasn’t interested in anything but causing trouble, but now behaved obediently like a quail, staring at the drawings.
Gu Yanshen let out a long breath.
The white mist swiftly dissipating in the warm room.
“It’s beautiful.”
He struggled for a while.
Finally uttering these three words.
Lacking cultural embellishment in expression.
But genuinely shaken to the core.
“Compared to those paintings from the art troupe…”
Gu Yanshen paused, seemingly searching for the right word.
Finally, he pointed at the Grey Wolf on the wall.
“Much more dynamic.”
He took off his military coat.
Walked to the wall.
Looking at the colorful spread.
Suddenly, it felt like this previously dull home of only black, white, and gray.
Had come to life.
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Chapters
- Chapter 321 - 319: Envy Is a Disease That Needs Treatment, the Report Letter Flies to the Revolutionary Committee
- Chapter 320 - 318: The Whole School Scrambles for Down Jackets!
- Chapter 319 - 317: Working for Capitalists? No, We’re Working for Fat Chickens!
- Chapter 318 - 316: I Just Took Off My Jacket and All the Girls Went Crazy with Envy!
- Chapter 317 - 315: The Down Jacket I Made from Rustic Cloth Made the Entire Military Compound Drool with Envy!
- Chapter 316 - 314: Only a Fool Fights Over Cotton—I’m Buying That Pile of Stinky Duck Feathers! (Part 2)
- Chapter 315 - 314: Only Fools Fight for Cotton—I’m Buying That Pile of Smelly Duck Feathers!
- Chapter 314 - 313: You Dare Lay a Finger on Someone I Care About? You Must Have a Death Wish! (Part 2)
- Chapter 313: You Dare Lay a Finger on Someone I Care About? You’ve Got a Death Wish!
- Chapter 312: Aunt Wang Got Scared Again? My Dog Puts All Troublemakers in Their Place!
- Chapter 311: Everyone Says My Dog Is a Jinx, but My Son’s First Words After His High Fever Shocked Everyone!
- Chapter 310: Overnight Transformation into a Wolfdog Shocks the Whole Compound—My Husband Says: It’s Got Wolfishness, We’ll Keep It!
- Chapter 309: Little Gray
- Chapter 308: Do You Deserve to Scam Money Off the Junk My Six-Month-Old Son Repaired?
- Chapter 307: Compensation of 200 Yuan? This Heap of Junk Isn’t Worth It!
- Chapter 306: Winning Over the Whole Compound with Just a Candy? No, It’s Winning Over Everyone!
- Chapter 305: The Treasure of the Compound Publicly Challenged by an Eight-Year-Old Kingpin!
- Chapter 304: The Heroic Dog Smashed Into a Car for My Daughter—My Decision for My Husband: We’ll Keep It!
- Chapter 303: It Bit Two People, Yet My Daughter Pulled Its Ear and Rode It!
- Chapter 302: It Bit Two Handlers, but Crawled and Submitted Before My Daughter!
- Chapter 301: My Daughter Pointed at It and Laughed!
- Chapter 300: Apologizing to You
- Chapter 299: Report Me? I’ll Make You Go Mad in Public and Be Dragged Away in Disgrace!
- Chapter 298: Reporting Me for Illegal Fundraising? Three Sentences to Ruin Your Reputation in Public!
- Chapter 297: Mr. Qian Reports Me for Illegal Fundraising? The Publicity Department Is Here!
- Chapter 296: They Said No One Was Reading? The Next Second, Remittance Slips Piled Up Like a Mountain!
- Chapter 295: Don’t Rush, Let All the Scientists in the Country Cry First!
- Chapter 294: You Call Me Whipped? My Wife Is the National Chief Project Leader!
- Chapter 293: Apology? I Want You to Bow in Public! This Project—I’m in Charge!
- Chapter 292: With My Son’s Point, a National Problem Is Solved!
- Chapter 291 - 290: Scientific Research—I’m In! Comics—I’ll Keep Drawing!
- Chapter 290 - 289: Reporting Me for Ideological Errors?
- Chapter 289 - 288: A Sackful of Letters from Readers, a Border Soldier’s Gift Slaps Hard!
- Chapter 288 - 287: Painting Our Lives? I Have Every Army Wife Backing You!
- Chapter 287 - 286: Honey, I Can’t Draw Anymore! He Kneels Down: Can’t Draw? I’ll Take Care of You!
- Chapter 286 - 285: The Magazine Editor Wants Me to Paint Heroes? My Husband’s Words Made Him Decide on the Spot
- Chapter 285 - 284: You Dare Mess With My Wife? I’ll Make You Apologize in Tears Before the Whole Compound!
- Chapter 284 - 283: Reporting Me for Capitalism? National Studies Authority and City Bureau Leaders Slap Back!
- Chapter 283 - 282: Who Dares Touch My People? The National Studies Titan Issues a Public Warning, Shocking the Entire Audience!
- Chapter 282 - 281: The Leading Scholar Challenges in Public? My Sister-in-law’s Remark Leaves Him Stunned!
- Chapter 281 - 280: The National Studies Master Hasn’t Seen Guests in Ten Years? An Invitation Addressed to My Sister-in-law!
- Chapter 280 - 279: Trading a House for an Inkstick? Let Me Show You What True Integrity Is with an "Animal City
- Chapter 279 - 278: Sister-in-law, Someone Sent an Inkstick and Requested to Paint Your "Integrity"!
- Chapter 278 - 277: One Hundred Industrial Tickets? My Sister-in-Law Only Loves Canned Yellow Peaches!
- Chapter 277 - 276: Refusing 100-Yuan Industrial Tickets, I Want Special Supply Canned Peaches by Name
- Chapter 276 - 275: A Painting That Made the Old General Cry, the Navy Commander Delivered Lavish Gifts Overnight
- Chapter 275 - 274: Is That a Painting? No, It’s the General’s Life!
- Chapter 274 - 273: Is His Wife’s Hand Too Tender? Mr. Gu Grabs the Brush to Clean in Public!
- Chapter 273 - 272: Still Trying to Run? The Director Will Skin You Alive!
- Chapter 272 - 271: You Say the Painting Is Poisonous? The Director’s Grandson Recites the Lesson on the Spot!
- Chapter 271 - 270: Leadership Inspection? I Made Your Reinforcements Into Our Sharpest Blade!
- Chapter 270 - 269: Bold Enough to File a False Complaint? Let Me Show You What a Sea of People Looks Like!
- Chapter 269 - 268: Trying to Play Dirty with Me? Let My Husband Show You What Rules Are!
- Chapter 268 - 267: My Grandson Betrayed Me? He’s Clinging to the "Poison" Wall!
- Chapter 267 - 266: Want to Bet With Me? If You Lose, Serve Me Foot-Washing Water!
- Chapter 266 - 265: Who Do You Think You Are? If You Want to Paint a Mural, You’ll Have to Get Past Me First!
- Chapter 265 - 264: You Call This a Harmful Book? The Principal Invited Me to Teach on the Spot!
- Chapter 264 - 263: No Kids Left in Kindergarten? They’re All Lining Up to See the Sheep!
- Chapter 263 - 262: An Indestructible Cloth Book? The Courtyard Children Line Up to Cheer!
- Chapter 262 - 261: The Living Yama Under Siege by His Brothers: Hurry and Have Your Wife Draw Me a Sheep
- Chapter 261 - 260: Crying and Begging Me to Draw? Every Mom in the Compound Calls Me Teacher Lin!
- Chapter 260 - 259: You Say the Paint Is Toxic? I’ll Eat It in Front of You!
- Chapter 259 - 258: You Call My Drawings Poisonous? Let Me Show You What It Means to Punish Evil and Promote Good!
- Chapter 258 - 257: Throwing a Tantrum for a Drawing? One Move to Silence You!
- Chapter 257 - 256: The Demon Lord of Mayhem Is Stunned—My Son Smacks Him Away: Mine!
- Chapter 256 - 255: Visual Overload! Mr. Gu Hard-Controlled by Happy Sheep!
- Chapter 255 - 254: Only Black, White, and Gray? I Whip Up a Rainbow!
- Chapter 254 - 253: Commander Gu Personally Bestows the Family Heirloom: My Daughter-in-law—Who Dares Touch Her!
- Chapter 253 - 252: You Still Dare Invoke Our Parents? My Father Orders You Out of the Gu Family!
- Chapter 252 - 251: My Father Is Here! Caught Red-Handed in Your Self-Directed Farce!
- Chapter 251 - 250: You Want Me to Kneel? My Genius Son Exposes You With One Word!
- Chapter 250 - 249: Accuse Me of Poisoning? My Man Drank It All in Front of Everyone to Shut You Up!
- Chapter 249 - 248: Want to Ruin My Banquet? Then Taste Boiling Soup on Your Foot!
- Chapter 248 - 247: Coming to Give Thanks—My Aunt Turned Green with Envy!
- Chapter 247 - 246: Calling My Child Unlucky? My Man Will Shut You Up!
- Chapter 246 - 245: Old Traditions? My Child, My Rules!
- Chapter 245 - 244: Think I’m Wasteful? Then Please Close Your Eyes!
- Chapter 244 - 243: Extreme Framing Claims Baby Attacked, Mr. Gu: Our Son’s Aim Is Impressive
- Chapter 243 - 242: You Call My Kid a Porcelain Doll? My Son Strikes Back and Schools the Bully
- Chapter 242 - 241: Jealous of My Child Eating Steamed Egg Custard? Watch Your Kid Cry With Envy!
- Chapter 241 - 240: Ruined Family, Destroyed Lives! You Deserve It!
- Chapter 240 - 239: Drugging Me? I’ll Make You Hug the Leader and Call Him Husband!
- Chapter 239 - 238: Want to Drug Me? Taste It Yourself!
- Chapter 238 - 237: Ruined and Desolate? You Brought This on Yourself!
- Chapter 237 - 236: Cut My Power? I’ll Turn You Into a Prisoner!
- Chapter 236 - 235: May Your Whole Family’s Appliances Go Up in Smoke!
- Chapter 235 - 234: You Dare Cut Off My Power?
- Chapter 234 - 233: Apologize? Looks to Me Like You’re Here for a Beating!
- Chapter 233 - 232: Rotten Cabbage? That’s a State Secret!
- Chapter 232 - 231: So What If I Farm? The Country Begs Me to Plant!
- Chapter 231 - 230: Is This a Meal or Are You Worshipping Me?
- Chapter 230 - 229: This Scent Is the Same as That Fool’s!
- Chapter 229 - 228: Fired on the Spot! Who’s Next?
- Chapter 228 - 227: Social Death Unleashed! So This Is the "Pure Yuriko" You Really Are
- Chapter 227 - 226: Still Pretending? My Six-Month-Old Son Can Eavesdrop Already!
- Chapter 226 - 225: Is the Fake Love Letter Flawless? I Caught You Through Your Dialect!
- Chapter 225 - 224: Fake Love Letter Goes Viral Across the Campus?
- Chapter 224 - 223: The Overachiever Wife’s On-Site Tutoring—The Commander Is Shocked!
- Chapter 223 - 222: You Want to Help My Husband Copy Homework? You’re Not Worthy!
- Chapter 222 - 221: My Husband Has OCD—How Dare You Touch His Things?
- Chapter 221 - 220: My Report Has Only Three Sentences, and Every One Is About You!
- Chapter 220 - 219: Trying to Set Me Up? My Husband Treats You Like an Enemy Attack!
- Chapter 219 - 218: My Son Will Teach You a Lesson!
- Chapter 218 - 217: To Advance My Research, I Made My Abstinent Husband Weak in the Knees!
- Chapter 217 - 216: You Dare Show Off in Front of My Man?
- Chapter 216 - 215: He Has to Wash Diapers When He Gets Home
- Chapter 215 - 214: The Birth of a Ten-Thousand-Yuan Household! The Entire Department Is Waiting for My Assignment!
- Chapter 214 - 213: Sweeping Them All Up! Whoever Sister-in-Law Names Becomes Factory Director!
- Chapter 213 - 212: Leadership Making Trouble? My Son Handles It with One Finger!
- Chapter 212 - 211: Skipping Stones? I Wash with the Ancestral Formula!
- Chapter 211 - 210: Is That a Pigsty? No, That’s a Vault!
- Chapter 210 - 208: Judging a Case at Age Two? My Baby is a Toddler Lie Detector!
- Chapter 209: Even More Impressive Than the Experts? My Son Relies on His Hearing!
- Chapter 208 - 207: Trying to Catch My Wife?
- Chapter 207 - 206: Experts Are Worse Than Diaper-Wearers—You Were Told to Run, But You Didn’t
- Chapter 206 - 205: He Said the Next One, Boom!
- Chapter 205 - 204: Dismantled the Courtyard House? Professor: Well Done, Do It Again!
- Chapter 204 - 203: A Watch Worth Tens of Thousands? Taken Apart, So Be It!
- Chapter 203 - 202: I’m Doing Research at Beijing University, You’re Pedaling a Sewing Machine in Jail
- Chapter 202 - 201: Want to Hit My Son? Ask This Brick First!
- Chapter 201 - 200: Who Says I Only Have a Pocket Watch? I Have White Rabbit Candy Too!
- Chapter 200 - 199: Rats in the Gutter Trying to Drag Down a Phoenix
- Chapter 199 - 198: This Slap Landed on the Professor’s Formula!
- Chapter 198 - 197: Wearing Diapers to Beijing University—This Is So Out of Place!
- Chapter 197 - 196: Two National Treasures Fight Over My Son!
- Chapter 196 - 195: Who Taught You to Take It Apart Like That?!
- Chapter 195 - 194: Late-Night “Heart-to-Heart”
- Chapter 194 - 193: You Want to Take Advantage? I’ll Wipe Out Your Whole Nest!
- Chapter 193 - 192: My Son Will Teach You a Lesson!
- Chapter 192 - 191: Who’s Weak, Who’s Right? My Son Teaches You a Lesson with Physics!
- Chapter 191 - 190: The Six-Month-Old "Tactical Master
- Chapter 190 - 189: Steal My Strawberries? My Son’s Slingshot Will Break You!
- Chapter 189 - 188: Slandering My Son as a Fool? Next Second, the Light Will Blind You!
- Chapter 188 - 187: Want to Cut My Power? Did You Ask for My Permission? (2)
- Chapter 187: Want to Cut My Power? Did You Ask for Permission?
- Chapter 186: This Isn’t Babysitting—It’s a Pilgrimage!
- Chapter 185: Mr. Gu, Are You Hiding a Washboard Here?
- Chapter 184: Report, Professor! I’m Not Playing!
- Chapter 183: Report! Not One Year Old!
- Chapter 182: Justice May Be Late, But the Two Villains Finally Fall!
- Chapter 181: Touch My Son and I’ll Make Sure You Rot in Prison!
- Chapter 180: Baby’s First Words
- Chapter 179: The Prodigy in the Cradle Makes a Move!
- Chapter 178: Searching My Home? If Anyone Touches My Child, They’ll Leave on a Stretcher!
- Chapter 177: Spousal Tacit Understanding—I’ll Take the Fall for This Slander
- Chapter 176: Trying to Steal the Fruit? Neither of You Will Get Away!
- Chapter 175: You Want to Snatch Color TV Technology for Just 100 Yuan?
- Chapter 174: Is This Really a Color TV?
- Chapter 173: Laboratory Explosion! She Risked Her Life to Protect the Blueprints!
- Chapter 172: You Think My Wife Is Delicate?
- Chapter 171: My Wife—Who Dares Covet Her!
- Chapter 170: You Call That a London Accent?
- Chapter 169: The Scrapyard Beauty?
- Chapter 168 - 167: The Secret of the Library
- Chapter 167 - 166: Is the Child Too Monstrous? The Spiritual Spring Space Reveals a Library!
- Chapter 166 - 165: 5,000 Yuan Award, Nationwide Expansion!
- Chapter 165 - 164: I’m Investing in You!
- Chapter 164 - 163: Picking Up Junk? I’m Going to Build the Nation’s First Color TV!
- Chapter 163 - 162: Ninety-Eight Percent! Sentenced on the Spot Upon Hearing This Number!
- Chapter 162 - 161: Mr. Gu Arrives! Try Touching My Wife and See What Happens
- Chapter 161 - 160: The Young Lady Reveals Her Trump Card, and the Officer Is Stunned!
- Chapter 160 - 159: Withdraw from School and Apologize? The Golden Finger Hatches a Golden Legion!
- Chapter 159 - 158: Golden Insect Eggs Stun the Crowd, and You Call This a Kindergarten Circuit Diagram?
- Chapter 158 - 157: Mutated Insect Eggs? Bewitching Gold!
- Chapter 157 - 156: Absolute Confidence? You Dare Compete for My Student!
- Chapter 156 - 155: Uproot the Cotton? I Say No!
- Chapter 155 - 154: Profiteering? Sorry, This Is an Immortal’s Lifesaver!
- Chapter 154 - 153: Little Tomatoes Shock the Whole School!
- Chapter 153 - 152: The Liu Family Has Fallen? My Man Did It!
- Chapter 152 - 151: I Want Your Whole Family Gone from Beijing Forever
- Chapter 151 - 150: The Child Is Critically Ill? I Was Acting, and You Believed It?
- Chapter 150 - 149: You Finally Came
- Chapter 149 - 148: The Fish Has Taken the Bait—Time to Draw in the Net!
- Chapter 148 - 147: You Dare Harm My Son?
- Chapter 147 - 146: The Living Yama Panics! My Son Has a High Fever, Divine Spring Repels the Enemy!
- Chapter 146 - 145: You Dare Threaten My Family? The Principal Kicks You Out on the Spot!
- Chapter 145 - 144: Face-to-Face Confrontation! Let’s See How Arrogant You Can Still Be, Section Chief!
- Chapter 144 - 143: Dominating Protection of His Wife, the Bully Is Scared Senseless
- Chapter 143 - 142: Classmate Lin, Please Cooperate with Our Investigation
- Chapter 142 - 141: My Dad Is the Deputy Section Chief! Let’s See Who Dares Touch Me!
- Chapter 141 - 140: I’m Reporting Them! They Locked the Door and Are Having an Improper Relationship!
- Chapter 140 - 139: My Husband Is All-Rounded—You Came to Make Fun of Me?
- Chapter 139 - 138: My Husband Feeds Me—Who Do You Think You Are?
- Chapter 138 - 137: The Whole School Watches! Husband Declares His Claim
- Chapter 137 - 136: Rare Gifts for the Beloved Wife! The Living Yama Is Soft Only for Her
- Chapter 136 - 135: My Husband Is Here—Do You Dare Touch Me?
- Chapter 135 - 134: I Brought the Withered Seedlings Back to Life!
- Chapter 134 - 133: The Two Deans Go Wild Competing—You Call Her an Agriculture Student?
- Chapter 133 - 132: Math Professor Poaching? Sorry, I Just Want to Farm
- Chapter 132 - 131: A Chance Encounter in the Library, I Casually Solved a Math Department Problem
- Chapter 131 - 130: Cutting in Line at the Cafeteria? (2)
- Chapter 130: Cutting in Line at the Cafeteria?
- Chapter 129: A Freshman Giving a Lecture?
- Chapter 128: Living in a Private Building, Respecting Talent!
- Chapter 127: What’s So Special About a Detached House?
- Chapter 126: You Laugh at Me for Bringing My Kids to School?
- Chapter 125: Family Dormitory, Plus a Nanny!
- Chapter 124: A One-Month-Old Baby Calls ’Grandma’? The Whole Room Is Stunned!
- Chapter 123: Want Me as Your Disciple? Sorry, My Babies Just Turned One Month Old!
- Chapter 122: Classmate, Will You Be My Teaching Assistant?
- Chapter 121: An Herb Worth Its Weight in Gold
- Chapter 120: Wrecking My Land?
- Chapter 119: You Help Me Clear the Land, I’ll Praise You as a Great Person!
- Chapter 118: This Is the True Dowry Left by Mother!
- Chapter 117: This Is Not an Inheritance! It’s My Mother’s Dowry!
- Chapter 116: The Thirty-Mu Farm in Beijing’s Suburbs Is Mine Now!
- Chapter 115: My Daughter-in-law Has Immortal Skills!
- Chapter 114: Protecting My Child, Suffering Burns!
- Chapter 113: Mother-in-Law Publicly Defends Daughter-in-Law!
- Chapter 112: Beijing Shrew Causes Trouble in Public, Regiment Commander Husband Powerfully Defends His Wife!
- Chapter 111: Just Returned to Beijing, Enemies Meet!
- Chapter 110: Living Yama Protects His Wife! A Single Glance Terrifies the Cadre’s Wife!
- Chapter 109: All Returning to Beijing!
- Chapter 108: Mr. Gu Is Going to Take the College Entrance Exam Too?
- Chapter 107: Going Crazy! Are You Leaving Me and the Children?
- Chapter 106: The Admissions Offices of Tsinghua and Beijing University Went to War!
- Chapter 105: The Zhao Family Must Go Bankrupt! Mr. Gu’s Extreme Possessiveness!
- Chapter 104: A Cup of Miracle Water! Making the Top Reporter Switch Sides on the Spot!
- Chapter 103: Reporter Digs for Scandal, But Is Saved by the Heroine’s Miracle Water!
- Chapter 102: Mr. Gu Defends His Wife Against Reporters! Does This Apple Have a Special Origin?
- Chapter 101: Reporter’s Raid! Isn’t Your Family Living a Bit Too Well?
- Chapter 100: Refusing the Welcome Banquet! The Reporter Holds a Whistleblower Letter!
- Chapter 99: The City’s Number One Sensation! Provincial Director Presents the Award in Person
- Chapter 98: Delivery Room Top Scorer! She Swelled the Gossip Woman’s Face
- Chapter 97: Reporters Dare Call It a Stunt? Mr. Gu’s Outrage in Defense of His Wife
- Chapter 96: The Commander’s Fury! Collective Wife-Protecting Face-Slaps, Results Announced Early!
- Chapter 95: The Aloof Officer Gets Peed on by His Own Son! Social Death on the Spot
- Chapter 94: Those Who Once Gossiped Now Weep, The Hero Comes Home to Love!
- Chapter 93: Delivering Heroism in the Maternity Ward, the Sickly Commander Defends His Wife Fiercely!
- Chapter 92: The Officer Is "Threatened"—If Anything Happens, I’ll Remarry With the Kids!
- Chapter 91: Safe Delivery! My Wife Gave Birth to Twins!
- Chapter 90: He Gave Blood to Save Me, But Said If She Dies He Won’t Live Either!
- Chapter 89: The Whole Room Stands and Applauds for Me!
- Chapter 88: I Shook the Whole City with My Pregnant Belly!
- Chapter 87: He Gave 800cc of Blood to Save Me! The Crowd Is Moved by the Blood Donation Queue!
- Chapter 86: She Drugged My Water! I Forced Her to Drink It!
- Chapter 85: Exam Papers Stolen? I Already Have Backups!
- Chapter 84: Mother-in-Law Calls and Confirms in Public!
- Chapter 83: Grandma Sent a Big Gift Box!
- Chapter 82: I’m Not Only Taking the Exam—I’ll Be Number One in the City!
- Chapter 81: The Problem You Can’t Solve—I’ll Teach You with Two Methods!
- Chapter 80: I Publicly Announced I’m Taking the College Entrance Exam—My Sisters-in-Law Turned Green!
- Chapter 79: My Dad Knelt Down and Begged Me!
- Chapter 78: The Grandfather Says He’ll Come Back to See His Grandchildren!
- Chapter 77: If the Sky Falls, I’ll Hold It Up! The Stoic Officer’s Ultimate Protection of His Wife
- Chapter 76: She Was Abducted! His Eyes Turned Red, Trading My Life for Hers!
- Chapter 75: Father and Daughter Sever Ties
- Chapter 74: Dad Calls to Warn "It’s a Trap"!
- Chapter 73: I Set a Trap with My Letter, She Panicked!
- Chapter 72: I’ll Dig Three Feet Underground to Drag You Out!
- Chapter 71: Touch My People? Get Out of the Military District!
- Chapter 70: Big Baby, Only a Kiss Will Make It Better!
- Chapter 69: Shock in the Military District! I Pretend to Have Pregnancy Complications!
- Chapter 68: Green Tea’s Fake Fall Draws the Whole Yard? I Hold My Pregnant Belly!
- Chapter 67: Collapsing Toward My Pregnant Belly in Front of the Entire Military District!
- Chapter 66: Complaining to the Living Yama? Gu Yanshen’s Dominant Warning!
- Chapter 65: Instigating My Man Right in Front of Me?
- Chapter 64: A Spoonful of Strawberry Jam Makes the Whole Garrison Jealous! Did You Come Just for the Smell?
- Chapter 63: Everyone Except My Wife Is an Outsider!
- Chapter 62: Kiss! Space Upgrade, Strawberries Everywhere!
- Chapter 61: My Wife Wants to Eat the Stars in the Sky!
- Chapter 60: A Delivery to Mr. Gu’s House?
- Chapter 59: Mother-in-law Cries and Apologizes!
- Chapter 58: Immortal Daughter-in-law, Mom Was Wrong!
- Chapter 57: A Bottle of Medicinal Wine—Let Me Show You My Power!
- Chapter 56: Perfect Timing to Treat Her Chronic Leg Pain!
- Chapter 55: How Can She Be Pregnant with Twins!
- Chapter 54: Not One! Two Heartbeats!
- Chapter 53: Special Meals Just for Her!
- Chapter 52: Trading Military Medals for Sour Plums?
- Chapter 51: Trading Cigarettes for Prunes? The Entire Military District Exploded!
- Chapter 50: The Sister-in-law Arrives!
- Chapter 49: Bestie, You’re the Hero of Our Family!
- Chapter 48: Congratulations, You’re Going to Be a Dad!
- Chapter 47: He Lost Control and Roared, Doctor!
- Chapter 46: Morning Sickness on the Day of the Performance?
- Chapter 45: Abusing Your Power for a Woman!
- Chapter 44: How Dare You Call My Wife a Spy?
- Chapter 43: The Lead Dancer’s Illness Blamed on Me?
- Chapter 42: The Lead Dancer Suddenly Falls Ill—Are You Saying It Wasn’t You?
- Chapter 41: Mad Dog Bites But No One Cares?
- Chapter 40: You’re the Grand Finale Act!
- Chapter 39: This Wife Is Simply an Immortal!
- Chapter 38: Spiritual Spring Beautifies Beyond Imagination
- Chapter 37: The Cold Tough Guy Turns Into a Pure Sweetheart in Seconds!
- Chapter 36: Special Approval from the Commissar! Mr. Gu’s Private Phone Line Shocks the Entire Compound!
- Chapter 35: She’s My Wife, I’ll Protect Her!
- Chapter 34: Who Dares Insult My Wife? Mr. Gu Lays Down the Law: Get a Telephone!
- Chapter 33: My Wife Has an Earth-Shattering Secret!
- Chapter 32: Baby, Is the Porridge Tasty?
- Chapter 31: Out of Control! In a Hoarse Voice, He Calls Her: Baby!
- Chapter 30: The Aloof Commander Gets Flustered and Saws the Wood Crooked!
- Chapter 29: The Whole Courtyard Watches! Don’t Move, Let Me Hold You a Little Longer!
- Chapter 28: The Whole Compound Is Stunned! The Cold Commander Pulls a Cart for Love!
- Chapter 27: A Reward for You! The Iron-Blooded Tough Guy Can’t Take It Anymore!
- Chapter 26: The Logistics Department Bows Together!
- Chapter 25: Public Execution! The Commissar Kicks Over the Toxic Coal Stove!
- Chapter 24: Miracle Water Saves a Life!
- Chapter 23: Please, Save My Son!
- Chapter 22: Coughs Fill the Courtyard, Mr. Gu’s Home Overflowing with the Aroma of Meat!
- Chapter 21: The Sniveling Villain Delivers a Moldy Quilt!
- Chapter 20: The Whole Battalion Watches as Mr. Gu Gets Teased for "Spoiling His Wife"!
- Chapter 19: Pillow Talk Cuts Off the Captain’s Retreat, Mr. Li from Logistics Sharpens His Knife!
- Chapter 18: The Nasty Neighbor Comes Looking for Trouble? Win Them Over with a Bag of Rock Sugar!
- Chapter 17: A Single Cucumber Upends the Family Compound!
- Chapter 16: Living Yama? More Like the King of Hard Work!
- Chapter 15: A Bottle of Medicinal Wine, a Cucumber, and the New Bride Lands Half a Household Empty-Handed!
- Chapter 14: My Man Dotes on Me! One Sentence Infuriates the Gossiping Military Wives!
- Chapter 13: A Bowl of Vegetable Porridge Makes Half the Family Courtyard Drool with Envy!
- Chapter 12: Setting the Rules! Completely Under His Wife’s Thumb!
- Chapter 11: From Dilapidated Shack to Cozy Home, One Apple Leaves the Entire Courtyard Craving!
- Chapter 10: Picking a Fight? I’ll Make Your Punch Land on Cotton!
- Chapter 9: Dare to Make Things Difficult for My Husband? I’ll Embarrass You on the Spot!
- Chapter 8: All the Money Is Yours, My Life Too!
- Chapter 7: My Big Brother Is Really Unbelievable!
- Chapter 6: With One Leg Draped Over, the Living Yama Went Completely Rigid!
- Chapter 5: On the First Day of Marriage, the Living Yama Turned In All His Assets
- Chapter 4: My Best Friend Breaks Down in Tears as I’m Dragged into a Flash Marriage by the Living Yama!
- Chapter 3: Let’s Get Married
- Chapter 2: Turning the Tables! The Living Yama Blocks Her in the Dark Room
- Chapter 1: Messed With the Wrong Person! The Living Yama Says: She’s Mine