Chapter 260 - 259: You Say the Paint Is Toxic? I’ll Eat It in Front of You!
Chapter 260 - 259: You Say the Paint Is Toxic? I’ll Eat It in Front of You!
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Chapter 260: Chapter 259: You Say the Paint Is Toxic? I’ll Eat It in Front of You!
“What’s so improper?”
This retort resounded powerfully.
Fan Chunhua gaped, her throat as if clogged with chicken feathers.
She stared at the painting shoved in her face.
The sheep in the painting were helping an old sheep push a cart.
How could one refute this?
Say that respecting the elderly and cherishing the young is wrong?
Then should she, as the “old,” still care about her reputation?
Say that unity and mutual assistance are wrong?
Would that mean opposing collectivism?
Fan Chunhua’s face turned purple with suppressed anger.
She had been domineering in the courtyard for years, never losing a verbal debate.
Today, she was blocked by a newly arrived young girl.
The surrounding neighbors started whispering.
“Yeah, this painting is quite nice.”
“Such a good meaning, look, the wolf was driven away.”
“If my kid could learn this, I’d be willing to let him watch.”
The tide turned.
Su Qing breathed a sigh of relief, pulling Xiao Hu back to her side.
Da Mao, who had just thrown the painting on the ground, had stopped crying. Taking advantage of his grandmother’s daze, he secretly picked up Happy Sheep from the ground and dusted it off.
Fan Chunhua saw this.
Her anger shot to the top of her head.
If she lost this, how could she maintain authority in front of the family members of the instructors?
She had to find fault.
Any fault.
Her eyes darted around, fixating on the stack of colorful papers in Lin Wan Yi’s hand.
Suddenly.
She pointed at the striking, dripping red on the painting.
“Fine! Even if the content of the painting is fine!”
Fan Chunhua clung to this lifeline, her voice suddenly rising several octaves.
“Then what about this color?”
She rushed into the crowd and snatched a painting from a child’s hand.
She pointed out the colors for everyone to see.
“Look at this! So red! Red like blood!”
“The red ink we usually use isn’t this red!”
“And this yellow! So bright it’s piercing!”
Fan Chunhua grew more excited as she spoke, her saliva spraying.
“What’s this? Are these legit paints?”
“Even the watercolor paints from the supply store aren’t this color!”
She suddenly turned, pointing at Lin Wan Yi, her smile malicious.
“Lin Wan Yi, confess honestly!”
“Where did you get this stuff?”
“Is it that kind of…”
She deliberately lowered her voice, creating a fearful atmosphere.
“Chemical agent used by spies?”
As soon as she spoke.
The atmosphere that had just calmed down immediately turned cold.
The word “spy” in this era could scare people to death.
Several timid parents’ hands shook, nearly dropping the paintings.
“Chemical agent?”
Someone exclaimed.
“I wondered why it smelled so good, so good it seems fake, definitely added fragrance!”
“Oh no! Isn’t that toxic?”
“Quick, toss it away!”
Fan Chunhua saw that this trick worked and grew even more smug.
She grabbed the painting her grandson had just picked up and ripped it in half.
“These are industrial dyes! Highly toxic!”
“Touch it, and it’ll peel your skin!”
“Smell it long enough, and you’ll get a terminal illness!”
“It might even make you stupid!”
She pointed at Gu An.
“No wonder the child doesn’t talk much, I reckon he’s been numbed by these toxins!”
Gu An’s little fists clenched instantly.
He wanted to rush up.
Lin Wan Yi pressed his shoulder down.
She handed the stack of paintings to Gu An.
“Hold this.”
Gu An took it and held it in his arms.
Lin Wan Yi said nothing.
She turned and walked into the house.
“See! She’s feeling guilty!”
Fan Chunhua pointed at Lin Wan Yi’s back and screamed.
“I hit the nail on the head! She’s going in to destroy the evidence!”
“Everyone, don’t let her escape! We have to report her!”
“Poisoning! This is poisoning the flowers of our country!”
The crowd became agitated.
Several impatient parents were about to throw the paintings their kids were holding to the ground.
Su Qing was so anxious she stamped her feet.
“Sister Fan, you don’t have any evidence…”
“What evidence? This color is the evidence!”
Fan Chunhua put her hands on her hips, spitting saliva everywhere.
Just then.
Lin Wan Yi came out.
She carried two large bowls in her hands.
One was bright red, like blood.
One was emerald green, like jade.
These were the leftover paints she had mixed earlier.
She stepped, step by step, to the center of the crowd.
She placed the two bowls on the stone table in the middle of the open space.
“This is the poison you’re talking about.”
Lin Wan Yi spoke.
Fan Chunhua jumped back in fright.
“Oh my! She brought out the poison!”
“Everyone, stay back! Don’t let her splash it on you!”
“This red stuff must be mixed with sulfuric acid! It’ll ruin your face if it touches you!”
Parents held their children and retreated, clearing a big circle in an instant.
The two bowls of paint shimmered with a strange yet alluring sheen under the sunlight.
Too vivid indeed.
So vivid it seemed otherworldly.
Lin Wan Yi looked at the crowd hiding far away.
Then glanced at Fan Chunhua, who looked both terrified and gleeful.
She picked up the spoon on the table.
She stirred it in the bowl with the red paint.
The thick liquid clung to the spoon and dripped slowly.
Like oil paint.
More like blood plasma.
“What are you doing?”
Fan Chunhua screamed.
“Trying to destroy evidence? No way! I’m going to call the security department now…”
Before she finished her sentence.
Lin Wan Yi raised the spoon.
A full spoonful of red “oil paint.”
Brought it to her lips.
“Ah!”
Su Qing was so frightened she covered her eyes.
“Wanyi! Don’t do anything rash!”
The surrounding people were stunned.
What was she doing?
Swallowing poison to commit suicide?
Under everyone’s gaze.
Lin Wan Yi opened her mouth.
In one gulp.
She took the spoonful of red substance into her mouth.
Then.
Her throat moved.
She swallowed it down.
Silence.
Dead silence.
Even Fan Chunhua, her mouth agape, forgot to shout.
But that was “industrial dye”!
That was a “chemical agent”!
She ate it just like that?
Lin Wan Yi swallowed and smacked her lips.
She seemed to think it tasted pretty good.
She picked up another spoon.
Dipped it into the green bowl.
Scooped a large spoonful of the green “paint.”
Put it into her mouth again.
Ate it.
She even stuck out her tongue to lick off the green on her lips.
After doing all this,
she tossed the spoon back into the bowl.
It made a clear “clang” sound.
The sound brought everyone’s souls back.
“This…”
Su Qing put down the hand covering her eyes.
Looking at the unscathed Lin Wan Yi.
“This…”
Lin Wan Yi looked at the dumbfounded Fan Chunhua.
“Sister Fan.”
“Want to have a taste?”
“It’s freshly made, still warm.”
Fan Chunhua was so scared that she kept waving her hands, her face trembling.
“You… you’re crazy…”
“Do you have a death wish…”
Lin Wan Yi laughed.
She lifted the red bowl.
Brought it in front of the crowd.
A strong sweet aroma quickly filled the air with her movement.
It was the unique scent of strawberries.
Mixed with the sweetness of glutinous rice.
In this era of scarcity during winter.
In a time when even frozen pears were considered a treat.
This scent.
Was simply a bomb.
“Smells so good!”
Xiao Hu was the first to shout.
He sniffed, almost drooling.
“Mom! It’s the smell of fruity candy!”
Other children also started to stir.
“I smell it too! So sweet!”
“I want to eat it!”
Parents were also stunned.
This was not the smell of chemicals?
This was clearly the purest fruit fragrance!
“This is strawberry.”
Lin Wan Yi pointed to the red bowl.
“This is spinach.”
She pointed to the green bowl.
“Mixed with glutinous rice flour, boiled into a paste.”
She looked at Fan Chunhua, her voice crisp.
“All-natural, harmless.”
“Not only is it non-toxic.”
“It also provides vitamins.”
Boom.
The crowd went wild.
“Oh my gosh! It’s made from strawberries?”
“Using strawberries as paint? That’s extravagant!”
“No wonder the color is so vibrant! It’s genuine!”
“Spinach can make such a beautiful green? I have to try it too!”
Fear vanished instantly.
Replaced by unprecedented enthusiasm.
In this era of not having enough to eat.
Edible paint?
That’s the stuff of immortals!
“Wanyi sis!”
A sister-in-law who had just been hiding far away was the first to rush over.
“Is this really made from strawberries? Can I have a taste?”
“I want to taste it too!”
“Give me a bite too!”
“My kid is drooling!”
The crowd swarmed forward.
Surrounding the stone table tightly.
Lin Wan Yi was very generous.
“There’s still some left in that bowl, everyone can use chopsticks to try some.”
As soon as she finished speaking.
A dozen pairs of chopsticks reached out.
“Ah! It’s so sweet!”
“It really tastes like strawberries!”
“Delicious! Better than the supply store’s fruity candy!”
“Amazing! Truly amazing!”
Praise echoed continuously.
The paint, once seen as a beast, had now become a prized treasure.
The kids holding the paintings hugged them tightly.
Afraid someone might snatch them away.
These were paintings made with strawberries!
Even a lick was sweet!
Xiao Hu even directly licked the Lazy Sheep on the painting.
“Sweet! Mom! This painting is sweet!”
Su Qing watched this scene, feeling both amused and exasperated.
She turned to Lin Wan Yi, her eyes full of admiration.
This skill.
Was incredible.
On the outskirts of the crowd.
Fan Chunhua stood there all alone.
Like a forgotten clown.
She watched Lin Wan Yi, who was now being praised.
Hearing everyone’s praise for that paint.
Her face turned red and white alternately.
What did she just say?
Poisonous?
Rotten skin?
Terminal illness?
Now those people were enjoying it more than anyone!
Some even turned to glance at her.
“Sister Fan, would you like to try some too?”
“This is good stuff, good for the brain!”
“Just right for curing your paranoia!”
Laughter erupted.
Fan Chunhua had never felt so embarrassed in her life.
She stomped her foot hard.
Grabbed her grandson, who was still looking longingly at the strawberry paste and drooling.
“Eat eat eat! All you know is eating!”
“That’s the capitalist’s sugar-coated bullet! Eating it will rot your insides!”
She grumbled and pulled her grandson away, slinking off.
Didn’t even dare to pick up the half-torn painting.
Lin Wan Yi watched her flee in disgrace.
Didn’t say a word.
Just pulled Gu An over to her side.
Wiped off the dust from his hands that he got earlier.
“Alright.”
She clapped her hands at the neighbors still scrambling for the paint.
“Since everyone likes it.”
“Today I’ll teach everyone how to make this paint.”
“As long as you have spinach, carrots at home, you can make it.”
“Really?!”
“Wanyi sis, you’re too generous!”
“A living Buddha!”
“Come, come, come! Let’s go to my house for vegetables!”
“To my house! I have carrots at home!”
The entire courtyard.
Boiled over with excitement.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 321 - 319: Envy Is a Disease That Needs Treatment, the Report Letter Flies to the Revolutionary Committee
- Chapter 320 - 318: The Whole School Scrambles for Down Jackets!
- Chapter 319 - 317: Working for Capitalists? No, We’re Working for Fat Chickens!
- Chapter 318 - 316: I Just Took Off My Jacket and All the Girls Went Crazy with Envy!
- Chapter 317 - 315: The Down Jacket I Made from Rustic Cloth Made the Entire Military Compound Drool with Envy!
- Chapter 316 - 314: Only a Fool Fights Over Cotton—I’m Buying That Pile of Stinky Duck Feathers! (Part 2)
- Chapter 315 - 314: Only Fools Fight for Cotton—I’m Buying That Pile of Smelly Duck Feathers!
- Chapter 314 - 313: You Dare Lay a Finger on Someone I Care About? You Must Have a Death Wish! (Part 2)
- Chapter 313: You Dare Lay a Finger on Someone I Care About? You’ve Got a Death Wish!
- Chapter 312: Aunt Wang Got Scared Again? My Dog Puts All Troublemakers in Their Place!
- Chapter 311: Everyone Says My Dog Is a Jinx, but My Son’s First Words After His High Fever Shocked Everyone!
- Chapter 310: Overnight Transformation into a Wolfdog Shocks the Whole Compound—My Husband Says: It’s Got Wolfishness, We’ll Keep It!
- Chapter 309: Little Gray
- Chapter 308: Do You Deserve to Scam Money Off the Junk My Six-Month-Old Son Repaired?
- Chapter 307: Compensation of 200 Yuan? This Heap of Junk Isn’t Worth It!
- Chapter 306: Winning Over the Whole Compound with Just a Candy? No, It’s Winning Over Everyone!
- Chapter 305: The Treasure of the Compound Publicly Challenged by an Eight-Year-Old Kingpin!
- Chapter 304: The Heroic Dog Smashed Into a Car for My Daughter—My Decision for My Husband: We’ll Keep It!
- Chapter 303: It Bit Two People, Yet My Daughter Pulled Its Ear and Rode It!
- Chapter 302: It Bit Two Handlers, but Crawled and Submitted Before My Daughter!
- Chapter 301: My Daughter Pointed at It and Laughed!
- Chapter 300: Apologizing to You
- Chapter 299: Report Me? I’ll Make You Go Mad in Public and Be Dragged Away in Disgrace!
- Chapter 298: Reporting Me for Illegal Fundraising? Three Sentences to Ruin Your Reputation in Public!
- Chapter 297: Mr. Qian Reports Me for Illegal Fundraising? The Publicity Department Is Here!
- Chapter 296: They Said No One Was Reading? The Next Second, Remittance Slips Piled Up Like a Mountain!
- Chapter 295: Don’t Rush, Let All the Scientists in the Country Cry First!
- Chapter 294: You Call Me Whipped? My Wife Is the National Chief Project Leader!
- Chapter 293: Apology? I Want You to Bow in Public! This Project—I’m in Charge!
- Chapter 292: With My Son’s Point, a National Problem Is Solved!
- Chapter 291 - 290: Scientific Research—I’m In! Comics—I’ll Keep Drawing!
- Chapter 290 - 289: Reporting Me for Ideological Errors?
- Chapter 289 - 288: A Sackful of Letters from Readers, a Border Soldier’s Gift Slaps Hard!
- Chapter 288 - 287: Painting Our Lives? I Have Every Army Wife Backing You!
- Chapter 287 - 286: Honey, I Can’t Draw Anymore! He Kneels Down: Can’t Draw? I’ll Take Care of You!
- Chapter 286 - 285: The Magazine Editor Wants Me to Paint Heroes? My Husband’s Words Made Him Decide on the Spot
- Chapter 285 - 284: You Dare Mess With My Wife? I’ll Make You Apologize in Tears Before the Whole Compound!
- Chapter 284 - 283: Reporting Me for Capitalism? National Studies Authority and City Bureau Leaders Slap Back!
- Chapter 283 - 282: Who Dares Touch My People? The National Studies Titan Issues a Public Warning, Shocking the Entire Audience!
- Chapter 282 - 281: The Leading Scholar Challenges in Public? My Sister-in-law’s Remark Leaves Him Stunned!
- Chapter 281 - 280: The National Studies Master Hasn’t Seen Guests in Ten Years? An Invitation Addressed to My Sister-in-law!
- Chapter 280 - 279: Trading a House for an Inkstick? Let Me Show You What True Integrity Is with an "Animal City
- Chapter 279 - 278: Sister-in-law, Someone Sent an Inkstick and Requested to Paint Your "Integrity"!
- Chapter 278 - 277: One Hundred Industrial Tickets? My Sister-in-Law Only Loves Canned Yellow Peaches!
- Chapter 277 - 276: Refusing 100-Yuan Industrial Tickets, I Want Special Supply Canned Peaches by Name
- Chapter 276 - 275: A Painting That Made the Old General Cry, the Navy Commander Delivered Lavish Gifts Overnight
- Chapter 275 - 274: Is That a Painting? No, It’s the General’s Life!
- Chapter 274 - 273: Is His Wife’s Hand Too Tender? Mr. Gu Grabs the Brush to Clean in Public!
- Chapter 273 - 272: Still Trying to Run? The Director Will Skin You Alive!
- Chapter 272 - 271: You Say the Painting Is Poisonous? The Director’s Grandson Recites the Lesson on the Spot!
- Chapter 271 - 270: Leadership Inspection? I Made Your Reinforcements Into Our Sharpest Blade!
- Chapter 270 - 269: Bold Enough to File a False Complaint? Let Me Show You What a Sea of People Looks Like!
- Chapter 269 - 268: Trying to Play Dirty with Me? Let My Husband Show You What Rules Are!
- Chapter 268 - 267: My Grandson Betrayed Me? He’s Clinging to the "Poison" Wall!
- Chapter 267 - 266: Want to Bet With Me? If You Lose, Serve Me Foot-Washing Water!
- Chapter 266 - 265: Who Do You Think You Are? If You Want to Paint a Mural, You’ll Have to Get Past Me First!
- Chapter 265 - 264: You Call This a Harmful Book? The Principal Invited Me to Teach on the Spot!
- Chapter 264 - 263: No Kids Left in Kindergarten? They’re All Lining Up to See the Sheep!
- Chapter 263 - 262: An Indestructible Cloth Book? The Courtyard Children Line Up to Cheer!
- Chapter 262 - 261: The Living Yama Under Siege by His Brothers: Hurry and Have Your Wife Draw Me a Sheep
- Chapter 261 - 260: Crying and Begging Me to Draw? Every Mom in the Compound Calls Me Teacher Lin!
- Chapter 260 - 259: You Say the Paint Is Toxic? I’ll Eat It in Front of You!
- Chapter 259 - 258: You Call My Drawings Poisonous? Let Me Show You What It Means to Punish Evil and Promote Good!
- Chapter 258 - 257: Throwing a Tantrum for a Drawing? One Move to Silence You!
- Chapter 257 - 256: The Demon Lord of Mayhem Is Stunned—My Son Smacks Him Away: Mine!
- Chapter 256 - 255: Visual Overload! Mr. Gu Hard-Controlled by Happy Sheep!
- Chapter 255 - 254: Only Black, White, and Gray? I Whip Up a Rainbow!
- Chapter 254 - 253: Commander Gu Personally Bestows the Family Heirloom: My Daughter-in-law—Who Dares Touch Her!
- Chapter 253 - 252: You Still Dare Invoke Our Parents? My Father Orders You Out of the Gu Family!
- Chapter 252 - 251: My Father Is Here! Caught Red-Handed in Your Self-Directed Farce!
- Chapter 251 - 250: You Want Me to Kneel? My Genius Son Exposes You With One Word!
- Chapter 250 - 249: Accuse Me of Poisoning? My Man Drank It All in Front of Everyone to Shut You Up!
- Chapter 249 - 248: Want to Ruin My Banquet? Then Taste Boiling Soup on Your Foot!
- Chapter 248 - 247: Coming to Give Thanks—My Aunt Turned Green with Envy!
- Chapter 247 - 246: Calling My Child Unlucky? My Man Will Shut You Up!
- Chapter 246 - 245: Old Traditions? My Child, My Rules!
- Chapter 245 - 244: Think I’m Wasteful? Then Please Close Your Eyes!
- Chapter 244 - 243: Extreme Framing Claims Baby Attacked, Mr. Gu: Our Son’s Aim Is Impressive
- Chapter 243 - 242: You Call My Kid a Porcelain Doll? My Son Strikes Back and Schools the Bully
- Chapter 242 - 241: Jealous of My Child Eating Steamed Egg Custard? Watch Your Kid Cry With Envy!
- Chapter 241 - 240: Ruined Family, Destroyed Lives! You Deserve It!
- Chapter 240 - 239: Drugging Me? I’ll Make You Hug the Leader and Call Him Husband!
- Chapter 239 - 238: Want to Drug Me? Taste It Yourself!
- Chapter 238 - 237: Ruined and Desolate? You Brought This on Yourself!
- Chapter 237 - 236: Cut My Power? I’ll Turn You Into a Prisoner!
- Chapter 236 - 235: May Your Whole Family’s Appliances Go Up in Smoke!
- Chapter 235 - 234: You Dare Cut Off My Power?
- Chapter 234 - 233: Apologize? Looks to Me Like You’re Here for a Beating!
- Chapter 233 - 232: Rotten Cabbage? That’s a State Secret!
- Chapter 232 - 231: So What If I Farm? The Country Begs Me to Plant!
- Chapter 231 - 230: Is This a Meal or Are You Worshipping Me?
- Chapter 230 - 229: This Scent Is the Same as That Fool’s!
- Chapter 229 - 228: Fired on the Spot! Who’s Next?
- Chapter 228 - 227: Social Death Unleashed! So This Is the "Pure Yuriko" You Really Are
- Chapter 227 - 226: Still Pretending? My Six-Month-Old Son Can Eavesdrop Already!
- Chapter 226 - 225: Is the Fake Love Letter Flawless? I Caught You Through Your Dialect!
- Chapter 225 - 224: Fake Love Letter Goes Viral Across the Campus?
- Chapter 224 - 223: The Overachiever Wife’s On-Site Tutoring—The Commander Is Shocked!
- Chapter 223 - 222: You Want to Help My Husband Copy Homework? You’re Not Worthy!
- Chapter 222 - 221: My Husband Has OCD—How Dare You Touch His Things?
- Chapter 221 - 220: My Report Has Only Three Sentences, and Every One Is About You!
- Chapter 220 - 219: Trying to Set Me Up? My Husband Treats You Like an Enemy Attack!
- Chapter 219 - 218: My Son Will Teach You a Lesson!
- Chapter 218 - 217: To Advance My Research, I Made My Abstinent Husband Weak in the Knees!
- Chapter 217 - 216: You Dare Show Off in Front of My Man?
- Chapter 216 - 215: He Has to Wash Diapers When He Gets Home
- Chapter 215 - 214: The Birth of a Ten-Thousand-Yuan Household! The Entire Department Is Waiting for My Assignment!
- Chapter 214 - 213: Sweeping Them All Up! Whoever Sister-in-Law Names Becomes Factory Director!
- Chapter 213 - 212: Leadership Making Trouble? My Son Handles It with One Finger!
- Chapter 212 - 211: Skipping Stones? I Wash with the Ancestral Formula!
- Chapter 211 - 210: Is That a Pigsty? No, That’s a Vault!
- Chapter 210 - 208: Judging a Case at Age Two? My Baby is a Toddler Lie Detector!
- Chapter 209: Even More Impressive Than the Experts? My Son Relies on His Hearing!
- Chapter 208 - 207: Trying to Catch My Wife?
- Chapter 207 - 206: Experts Are Worse Than Diaper-Wearers—You Were Told to Run, But You Didn’t
- Chapter 206 - 205: He Said the Next One, Boom!
- Chapter 205 - 204: Dismantled the Courtyard House? Professor: Well Done, Do It Again!
- Chapter 204 - 203: A Watch Worth Tens of Thousands? Taken Apart, So Be It!
- Chapter 203 - 202: I’m Doing Research at Beijing University, You’re Pedaling a Sewing Machine in Jail
- Chapter 202 - 201: Want to Hit My Son? Ask This Brick First!
- Chapter 201 - 200: Who Says I Only Have a Pocket Watch? I Have White Rabbit Candy Too!
- Chapter 200 - 199: Rats in the Gutter Trying to Drag Down a Phoenix
- Chapter 199 - 198: This Slap Landed on the Professor’s Formula!
- Chapter 198 - 197: Wearing Diapers to Beijing University—This Is So Out of Place!
- Chapter 197 - 196: Two National Treasures Fight Over My Son!
- Chapter 196 - 195: Who Taught You to Take It Apart Like That?!
- Chapter 195 - 194: Late-Night “Heart-to-Heart”
- Chapter 194 - 193: You Want to Take Advantage? I’ll Wipe Out Your Whole Nest!
- Chapter 193 - 192: My Son Will Teach You a Lesson!
- Chapter 192 - 191: Who’s Weak, Who’s Right? My Son Teaches You a Lesson with Physics!
- Chapter 191 - 190: The Six-Month-Old "Tactical Master
- Chapter 190 - 189: Steal My Strawberries? My Son’s Slingshot Will Break You!
- Chapter 189 - 188: Slandering My Son as a Fool? Next Second, the Light Will Blind You!
- Chapter 188 - 187: Want to Cut My Power? Did You Ask for My Permission? (2)
- Chapter 187: Want to Cut My Power? Did You Ask for Permission?
- Chapter 186: This Isn’t Babysitting—It’s a Pilgrimage!
- Chapter 185: Mr. Gu, Are You Hiding a Washboard Here?
- Chapter 184: Report, Professor! I’m Not Playing!
- Chapter 183: Report! Not One Year Old!
- Chapter 182: Justice May Be Late, But the Two Villains Finally Fall!
- Chapter 181: Touch My Son and I’ll Make Sure You Rot in Prison!
- Chapter 180: Baby’s First Words
- Chapter 179: The Prodigy in the Cradle Makes a Move!
- Chapter 178: Searching My Home? If Anyone Touches My Child, They’ll Leave on a Stretcher!
- Chapter 177: Spousal Tacit Understanding—I’ll Take the Fall for This Slander
- Chapter 176: Trying to Steal the Fruit? Neither of You Will Get Away!
- Chapter 175: You Want to Snatch Color TV Technology for Just 100 Yuan?
- Chapter 174: Is This Really a Color TV?
- Chapter 173: Laboratory Explosion! She Risked Her Life to Protect the Blueprints!
- Chapter 172: You Think My Wife Is Delicate?
- Chapter 171: My Wife—Who Dares Covet Her!
- Chapter 170: You Call That a London Accent?
- Chapter 169: The Scrapyard Beauty?
- Chapter 168 - 167: The Secret of the Library
- Chapter 167 - 166: Is the Child Too Monstrous? The Spiritual Spring Space Reveals a Library!
- Chapter 166 - 165: 5,000 Yuan Award, Nationwide Expansion!
- Chapter 165 - 164: I’m Investing in You!
- Chapter 164 - 163: Picking Up Junk? I’m Going to Build the Nation’s First Color TV!
- Chapter 163 - 162: Ninety-Eight Percent! Sentenced on the Spot Upon Hearing This Number!
- Chapter 162 - 161: Mr. Gu Arrives! Try Touching My Wife and See What Happens
- Chapter 161 - 160: The Young Lady Reveals Her Trump Card, and the Officer Is Stunned!
- Chapter 160 - 159: Withdraw from School and Apologize? The Golden Finger Hatches a Golden Legion!
- Chapter 159 - 158: Golden Insect Eggs Stun the Crowd, and You Call This a Kindergarten Circuit Diagram?
- Chapter 158 - 157: Mutated Insect Eggs? Bewitching Gold!
- Chapter 157 - 156: Absolute Confidence? You Dare Compete for My Student!
- Chapter 156 - 155: Uproot the Cotton? I Say No!
- Chapter 155 - 154: Profiteering? Sorry, This Is an Immortal’s Lifesaver!
- Chapter 154 - 153: Little Tomatoes Shock the Whole School!
- Chapter 153 - 152: The Liu Family Has Fallen? My Man Did It!
- Chapter 152 - 151: I Want Your Whole Family Gone from Beijing Forever
- Chapter 151 - 150: The Child Is Critically Ill? I Was Acting, and You Believed It?
- Chapter 150 - 149: You Finally Came
- Chapter 149 - 148: The Fish Has Taken the Bait—Time to Draw in the Net!
- Chapter 148 - 147: You Dare Harm My Son?
- Chapter 147 - 146: The Living Yama Panics! My Son Has a High Fever, Divine Spring Repels the Enemy!
- Chapter 146 - 145: You Dare Threaten My Family? The Principal Kicks You Out on the Spot!
- Chapter 145 - 144: Face-to-Face Confrontation! Let’s See How Arrogant You Can Still Be, Section Chief!
- Chapter 144 - 143: Dominating Protection of His Wife, the Bully Is Scared Senseless
- Chapter 143 - 142: Classmate Lin, Please Cooperate with Our Investigation
- Chapter 142 - 141: My Dad Is the Deputy Section Chief! Let’s See Who Dares Touch Me!
- Chapter 141 - 140: I’m Reporting Them! They Locked the Door and Are Having an Improper Relationship!
- Chapter 140 - 139: My Husband Is All-Rounded—You Came to Make Fun of Me?
- Chapter 139 - 138: My Husband Feeds Me—Who Do You Think You Are?
- Chapter 138 - 137: The Whole School Watches! Husband Declares His Claim
- Chapter 137 - 136: Rare Gifts for the Beloved Wife! The Living Yama Is Soft Only for Her
- Chapter 136 - 135: My Husband Is Here—Do You Dare Touch Me?
- Chapter 135 - 134: I Brought the Withered Seedlings Back to Life!
- Chapter 134 - 133: The Two Deans Go Wild Competing—You Call Her an Agriculture Student?
- Chapter 133 - 132: Math Professor Poaching? Sorry, I Just Want to Farm
- Chapter 132 - 131: A Chance Encounter in the Library, I Casually Solved a Math Department Problem
- Chapter 131 - 130: Cutting in Line at the Cafeteria? (2)
- Chapter 130: Cutting in Line at the Cafeteria?
- Chapter 129: A Freshman Giving a Lecture?
- Chapter 128: Living in a Private Building, Respecting Talent!
- Chapter 127: What’s So Special About a Detached House?
- Chapter 126: You Laugh at Me for Bringing My Kids to School?
- Chapter 125: Family Dormitory, Plus a Nanny!
- Chapter 124: A One-Month-Old Baby Calls ’Grandma’? The Whole Room Is Stunned!
- Chapter 123: Want Me as Your Disciple? Sorry, My Babies Just Turned One Month Old!
- Chapter 122: Classmate, Will You Be My Teaching Assistant?
- Chapter 121: An Herb Worth Its Weight in Gold
- Chapter 120: Wrecking My Land?
- Chapter 119: You Help Me Clear the Land, I’ll Praise You as a Great Person!
- Chapter 118: This Is the True Dowry Left by Mother!
- Chapter 117: This Is Not an Inheritance! It’s My Mother’s Dowry!
- Chapter 116: The Thirty-Mu Farm in Beijing’s Suburbs Is Mine Now!
- Chapter 115: My Daughter-in-law Has Immortal Skills!
- Chapter 114: Protecting My Child, Suffering Burns!
- Chapter 113: Mother-in-Law Publicly Defends Daughter-in-Law!
- Chapter 112: Beijing Shrew Causes Trouble in Public, Regiment Commander Husband Powerfully Defends His Wife!
- Chapter 111: Just Returned to Beijing, Enemies Meet!
- Chapter 110: Living Yama Protects His Wife! A Single Glance Terrifies the Cadre’s Wife!
- Chapter 109: All Returning to Beijing!
- Chapter 108: Mr. Gu Is Going to Take the College Entrance Exam Too?
- Chapter 107: Going Crazy! Are You Leaving Me and the Children?
- Chapter 106: The Admissions Offices of Tsinghua and Beijing University Went to War!
- Chapter 105: The Zhao Family Must Go Bankrupt! Mr. Gu’s Extreme Possessiveness!
- Chapter 104: A Cup of Miracle Water! Making the Top Reporter Switch Sides on the Spot!
- Chapter 103: Reporter Digs for Scandal, But Is Saved by the Heroine’s Miracle Water!
- Chapter 102: Mr. Gu Defends His Wife Against Reporters! Does This Apple Have a Special Origin?
- Chapter 101: Reporter’s Raid! Isn’t Your Family Living a Bit Too Well?
- Chapter 100: Refusing the Welcome Banquet! The Reporter Holds a Whistleblower Letter!
- Chapter 99: The City’s Number One Sensation! Provincial Director Presents the Award in Person
- Chapter 98: Delivery Room Top Scorer! She Swelled the Gossip Woman’s Face
- Chapter 97: Reporters Dare Call It a Stunt? Mr. Gu’s Outrage in Defense of His Wife
- Chapter 96: The Commander’s Fury! Collective Wife-Protecting Face-Slaps, Results Announced Early!
- Chapter 95: The Aloof Officer Gets Peed on by His Own Son! Social Death on the Spot
- Chapter 94: Those Who Once Gossiped Now Weep, The Hero Comes Home to Love!
- Chapter 93: Delivering Heroism in the Maternity Ward, the Sickly Commander Defends His Wife Fiercely!
- Chapter 92: The Officer Is "Threatened"—If Anything Happens, I’ll Remarry With the Kids!
- Chapter 91: Safe Delivery! My Wife Gave Birth to Twins!
- Chapter 90: He Gave Blood to Save Me, But Said If She Dies He Won’t Live Either!
- Chapter 89: The Whole Room Stands and Applauds for Me!
- Chapter 88: I Shook the Whole City with My Pregnant Belly!
- Chapter 87: He Gave 800cc of Blood to Save Me! The Crowd Is Moved by the Blood Donation Queue!
- Chapter 86: She Drugged My Water! I Forced Her to Drink It!
- Chapter 85: Exam Papers Stolen? I Already Have Backups!
- Chapter 84: Mother-in-Law Calls and Confirms in Public!
- Chapter 83: Grandma Sent a Big Gift Box!
- Chapter 82: I’m Not Only Taking the Exam—I’ll Be Number One in the City!
- Chapter 81: The Problem You Can’t Solve—I’ll Teach You with Two Methods!
- Chapter 80: I Publicly Announced I’m Taking the College Entrance Exam—My Sisters-in-Law Turned Green!
- Chapter 79: My Dad Knelt Down and Begged Me!
- Chapter 78: The Grandfather Says He’ll Come Back to See His Grandchildren!
- Chapter 77: If the Sky Falls, I’ll Hold It Up! The Stoic Officer’s Ultimate Protection of His Wife
- Chapter 76: She Was Abducted! His Eyes Turned Red, Trading My Life for Hers!
- Chapter 75: Father and Daughter Sever Ties
- Chapter 74: Dad Calls to Warn "It’s a Trap"!
- Chapter 73: I Set a Trap with My Letter, She Panicked!
- Chapter 72: I’ll Dig Three Feet Underground to Drag You Out!
- Chapter 71: Touch My People? Get Out of the Military District!
- Chapter 70: Big Baby, Only a Kiss Will Make It Better!
- Chapter 69: Shock in the Military District! I Pretend to Have Pregnancy Complications!
- Chapter 68: Green Tea’s Fake Fall Draws the Whole Yard? I Hold My Pregnant Belly!
- Chapter 67: Collapsing Toward My Pregnant Belly in Front of the Entire Military District!
- Chapter 66: Complaining to the Living Yama? Gu Yanshen’s Dominant Warning!
- Chapter 65: Instigating My Man Right in Front of Me?
- Chapter 64: A Spoonful of Strawberry Jam Makes the Whole Garrison Jealous! Did You Come Just for the Smell?
- Chapter 63: Everyone Except My Wife Is an Outsider!
- Chapter 62: Kiss! Space Upgrade, Strawberries Everywhere!
- Chapter 61: My Wife Wants to Eat the Stars in the Sky!
- Chapter 60: A Delivery to Mr. Gu’s House?
- Chapter 59: Mother-in-law Cries and Apologizes!
- Chapter 58: Immortal Daughter-in-law, Mom Was Wrong!
- Chapter 57: A Bottle of Medicinal Wine—Let Me Show You My Power!
- Chapter 56: Perfect Timing to Treat Her Chronic Leg Pain!
- Chapter 55: How Can She Be Pregnant with Twins!
- Chapter 54: Not One! Two Heartbeats!
- Chapter 53: Special Meals Just for Her!
- Chapter 52: Trading Military Medals for Sour Plums?
- Chapter 51: Trading Cigarettes for Prunes? The Entire Military District Exploded!
- Chapter 50: The Sister-in-law Arrives!
- Chapter 49: Bestie, You’re the Hero of Our Family!
- Chapter 48: Congratulations, You’re Going to Be a Dad!
- Chapter 47: He Lost Control and Roared, Doctor!
- Chapter 46: Morning Sickness on the Day of the Performance?
- Chapter 45: Abusing Your Power for a Woman!
- Chapter 44: How Dare You Call My Wife a Spy?
- Chapter 43: The Lead Dancer’s Illness Blamed on Me?
- Chapter 42: The Lead Dancer Suddenly Falls Ill—Are You Saying It Wasn’t You?
- Chapter 41: Mad Dog Bites But No One Cares?
- Chapter 40: You’re the Grand Finale Act!
- Chapter 39: This Wife Is Simply an Immortal!
- Chapter 38: Spiritual Spring Beautifies Beyond Imagination
- Chapter 37: The Cold Tough Guy Turns Into a Pure Sweetheart in Seconds!
- Chapter 36: Special Approval from the Commissar! Mr. Gu’s Private Phone Line Shocks the Entire Compound!
- Chapter 35: She’s My Wife, I’ll Protect Her!
- Chapter 34: Who Dares Insult My Wife? Mr. Gu Lays Down the Law: Get a Telephone!
- Chapter 33: My Wife Has an Earth-Shattering Secret!
- Chapter 32: Baby, Is the Porridge Tasty?
- Chapter 31: Out of Control! In a Hoarse Voice, He Calls Her: Baby!
- Chapter 30: The Aloof Commander Gets Flustered and Saws the Wood Crooked!
- Chapter 29: The Whole Courtyard Watches! Don’t Move, Let Me Hold You a Little Longer!
- Chapter 28: The Whole Compound Is Stunned! The Cold Commander Pulls a Cart for Love!
- Chapter 27: A Reward for You! The Iron-Blooded Tough Guy Can’t Take It Anymore!
- Chapter 26: The Logistics Department Bows Together!
- Chapter 25: Public Execution! The Commissar Kicks Over the Toxic Coal Stove!
- Chapter 24: Miracle Water Saves a Life!
- Chapter 23: Please, Save My Son!
- Chapter 22: Coughs Fill the Courtyard, Mr. Gu’s Home Overflowing with the Aroma of Meat!
- Chapter 21: The Sniveling Villain Delivers a Moldy Quilt!
- Chapter 20: The Whole Battalion Watches as Mr. Gu Gets Teased for "Spoiling His Wife"!
- Chapter 19: Pillow Talk Cuts Off the Captain’s Retreat, Mr. Li from Logistics Sharpens His Knife!
- Chapter 18: The Nasty Neighbor Comes Looking for Trouble? Win Them Over with a Bag of Rock Sugar!
- Chapter 17: A Single Cucumber Upends the Family Compound!
- Chapter 16: Living Yama? More Like the King of Hard Work!
- Chapter 15: A Bottle of Medicinal Wine, a Cucumber, and the New Bride Lands Half a Household Empty-Handed!
- Chapter 14: My Man Dotes on Me! One Sentence Infuriates the Gossiping Military Wives!
- Chapter 13: A Bowl of Vegetable Porridge Makes Half the Family Courtyard Drool with Envy!
- Chapter 12: Setting the Rules! Completely Under His Wife’s Thumb!
- Chapter 11: From Dilapidated Shack to Cozy Home, One Apple Leaves the Entire Courtyard Craving!
- Chapter 10: Picking a Fight? I’ll Make Your Punch Land on Cotton!
- Chapter 9: Dare to Make Things Difficult for My Husband? I’ll Embarrass You on the Spot!
- Chapter 8: All the Money Is Yours, My Life Too!
- Chapter 7: My Big Brother Is Really Unbelievable!
- Chapter 6: With One Leg Draped Over, the Living Yama Went Completely Rigid!
- Chapter 5: On the First Day of Marriage, the Living Yama Turned In All His Assets
- Chapter 4: My Best Friend Breaks Down in Tears as I’m Dragged into a Flash Marriage by the Living Yama!
- Chapter 3: Let’s Get Married
- Chapter 2: Turning the Tables! The Living Yama Blocks Her in the Dark Room
- Chapter 1: Messed With the Wrong Person! The Living Yama Says: She’s Mine