Chapter 112 - Poop Pants Growing Tall At The Old Home
Chapter 112: Poop Pants Growing Tall At The Old Home
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The next morning.
In the car, the little one was yawning and singing along to the music playing in his earphones.
“It’s raining… Poop pants growing tall at the old home… I heard you were alone ever since~~oooh~!”
Li Shaoling appeared disgusted by the singing. “What song is that? The lyrics are terrible!”
Pooping in the pants, and at one’s old home too!
Jiang Cong cleared his throat. “Boss, it’s ‘wood plants growing tall at the old home’. Young master has got it wrong.”
“Not to mention the horrible singing, and going out of tune.” Li Shaoling added.
Ji Weixi was plenty aggrieved and she rolled her eyes at him. “You talk as if you’re pitch-perfect.”
“Oh!” Jiang Cong was excited at those very words. “Let me tell you, Sister-in-law…”
“Who are you calling Sister-in-law?!”
“…Mistress?”
“You’re fired.” Li Shaoling said.
How dare Jiang Cong call her a mistress. He would only have one wife and no other!
At the driver seat, Jiang Cong was petrified. It was so miserable being him!
However, Ji Weixi laughed then. Li Shaoling grinned as well, and decided to spare Jiang Cong. “You get to keep your job if you call her sister-in-law.”
“Alright, Sister-in-law!” Jiang Cong was at once revived and spirited. “Let me tell you, Sister-in-law, President Li sings very well! Back then, every lady present was set aflame right when he started to sing—all of them were queuing up to marry him!”
Queuing up…
Marry him…
Ji Weixi sneered and said icily, “Right. President Li is so handsome, rich and pitch-perfect that the girls chasing after him, and the queue reaches all the way to the Pacific.”
She was angry dissecting Jiang Cong’s every word like Holmes.
‘Back then, every little lady present was set aflame right when he started to sing.’
Keyword: ‘every lady’!
In other words, he was singing on stage!
Moreover, ‘back then’ meant that he had quite a glorious history of romance!
Heh.
Still, Li Shaoling pulled her towards him, sweet-talking him evenly when he saw her face darken. “Come on. There’s only you in my heart.”
Ji Weixi felt as if she wanted to scream at the skies.
‘Only you’—the trademark vocabulary of scumbags!
Ji Weixi kept pulling a long face, unmoved by his tenderness.
That was when the little one lowered his earphones and assisted, “Daddy, Mommy wants a kiss to calm down!”
Ji Weixi threw him a sideway glare then, and the little one promptly pretended that he was looking at the scenery outside and had said nothing.
Well, there’s no kissing to be had—she’s angry.
Even when they reached the company and got down from the car, Li Shaoling was unable to get a word in.
He did not have any chance at all.
In the morning, the elevator was full.
Ji Weixi led the little one and queued up, with Li Shaoling following.
The other workers made way for him, but Ji Weixi did not spare him a glance and got on the elevator.
Li Shaoling quickly followed so that she couldn’t close the doors at him.
Everyone else was left glancing at each other. Was this a repeat of yesterday’s drama?
The elevator ascended in silence.
Then, Li Shaoling put an arm over her shoulder and kissed her cheek. “Don’t be angry, alright? All I have is you.”
‘Go away! He definitely was a womanizer before he lost his memories.
‘There’s no way I’ll believe a playboy like you!’
Annoyed, Ji Weixi wiped her cheek. “Who’s angry? I’m not! Do I look like I’m angry?”
Tsundere and jealous. How cute.
“Alright, You’re not angry. It’s my fault.”
“It’s your fault in the first place.” Ji Weixi replied coldly, folding her arms.
“Yeah.” Li Shaoling hugged her and rocked her gently. “I’ll kneel on a washboard tonight, alright? Hmm?”
Really, it was unimaginable that the great president would be coaxing his wife so naturally without boundaries
The little one’s eyes sparkled.
Was Daddy and Mommy going to kiss?!
Then, his sister…
Suddenly, he hung his head.
Forget it. Daddy was not reliable anyway.
Meanwhile, Ji Weixi coldly turned away as the mental image of Li Shaoling holding a different girl with each hand appeared in her mind, leaving her utterly infuriated.
That was when the elevator doors opened. Many were waiting outside, and were left gaping when they saw what was happening inside.
What was that supposed to mean?
The great overbearing boss was actually tugging at and sweet-talking a woman pulling a long face with puppy eyes.
Did they mistakenly exchange their scripts?
Ji Weixi’s face went red and she cleared her throat.
Li Shaoling slowly released her, reverting to his usual cold look as he scolded her icily, “Ji Weixi, be late again and you’ll be fired!”
With that, he strode off, leaving Ji Weixi at a loss for words.
Ten points for reaction, bro.
Ji Weixi led the little one and left the crowd, hearing them break into quiet debate behind her.
“Don’t you think the child really resembles President Li!”
“I think so too! Could he really be his son? Oh my goodness, maybe Ji Weixi and President Li were married?”
Someone snorted. “What are you talking about? The kid is already so old, but President Li never acknowledged his relationship with Ji Weixi. So what if she gave birth with a one-sided love? And why would President Li care about her anyway? He certainly doesn’t lack women.”
‘Doesn’t lack women.’
Ji Weixi smiled through gritted teeth.
‘Very well.
‘Li Shaoling, draw your sword and let’s duel to the death!’
“Xixi, you’re finally here!” Tian Miaomiao hurried towards her. Her eyes were not so red and the bruises on her face had mostly recovered.
“Wait, what’s with that long face?” She then asked when she saw the look on Ji Weixi’s face.
“Mommy’s jealous,” the little one replied.
“Jealous?” Tian Miaomiao’s eyes twinkled, smelling the scent of gossip.
Ji Weixi, however, did not hear the little one as her mind was full of scenes of Li Shaoling abandoning her.
Did he really want her?
How many women did he have before he lost his memory?
Was she his first?
She was getting more irritated the more she thought about it.
That being said, there were as many women as there were rumors floating around in the company. The little one might inadvertently hear certain things and get hurt.
She would not let her son get hurt.
Moreover, he’s at the age where he should go to a kindergarten.
It seemed that she shouldn’t take him to work, and should be looking for a preschool for him when she had the time.
“Miaomiao, ask Jiang Cong to come by for a moment.” Ji Weixi said as she browsed through the day’s news on the internet.
“Why?” Tian Miaomiao looked reluctant.
“You’re coming with me to Production later. I’m not comfortable with Jiayu staying here, so I’ll have Jiang Cong babysit for a bit.”
“Wouldn’t it be better to just send him to President Li’s office?”
Ji Weixi’s finger over the screen paused for a moment. “Then you take him.”
She did not want to see Li Shaoling.
Just no.
After all, he was singing for others, didn’t lack women and has many ladies chasing after him.
He only had himself to blame.
“Mommy, come back early!” The little one sent her a flying kiss. “I’ll help you keep an eye on Daddy so that other women can’t approach him!”
Later, Tian Miaomiao followed Ji Weixi to Production after sending the little one to Li Shaoling’s office.
The other workers opened the door for after her after checking her pass.
The factory was painted green and white, and several workers dressed in full uniform and wearing face masks were working busily.
Some of them were trimming the sizes of the clothing, some were weaving cloths while others were packaging finished products.
Soon, a woman who stood around one point five meters tall approached Ji Weixi. Taking off her mask, she said, “You must be Miss Ji. I’m Li Wen, I’m in charge of this place.
Ji Weixi smiled and nodded. “Nice to meet you, Miss Li. I’m here to understand the situation.”
Li Wen nodded. “I understand. Come with me.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 197 (END) - Side Story 3: The End
- Chapter 196 - Side Story 2: Miaomiao, I Am Fond Of You
- Chapter 195 - Side Story 1: Visiting Doctor Jiang
- Chapter 194 - You are the Most Beautiful Sight in My Life (Main Ending)
- Chapter 193 - The Little One Gets A Little Sister
- Chapter 192 - Come Home With Me, Okay?
- Chapter 191 - We Can’t Be Together
- Chapter 190 - Her Brother Ling
- Chapter 189 - His Girl
- Chapter 188 - Ji Weixi’s Roots (Part Two)
- Chapter 187 - Ji Weixi’s Roots (Part One)
- Chapter 186 - Vanished Completely
- Chapter 185 - Memories Restored
- Chapter 184 - Countdown To Conclusion
- Chapter 183 - Li Shaoling is Caught in A Mess
- Chapter 182 - You Resemble A Dead Person
- Chapter 181 - I’ll Be Your Bridegroom and Bride
- Chapter 180 - Weixi’s Confession (Everything falls into place…)
- Chapter 179 - Proposing!
- Chapter 178 - President Li Sees Money As Shit!
- Chapter 177 - How to Send A Child To A Welfare Home
- Chapter 176 - I’ll Wrap My Arms Around You, Okay?
- Chapter 175 - Qiao Biluo Moves Next Door
- Chapter 174 - She Doesn’t Love Me
- Chapter 173 - If You Could Speak, Speak More
- Chapter 172 - Her Proactiveness
- Chapter 171 - Jiang Yigu? Wubbish!
- Chapter 170 - I Spoiled Her. Got a Problem?
- Chapter 169 - I’m Shaoling’s Girlfriend, Who Are You?
- Chapter 168 - Sweetening
- Chapter 167 - Only You Can Heal My Hurting
- Chapter 166 - Li Shaoling, I Miss You…
- Chapter 165 - Qiao Biluo? Choppelo?
- Chapter 164 - Don’t Be Afraid. I’m Here.
- Chapter 163 - Li Shaoling Remembers Fragmented Scenes
- Chapter 162 - Playing A Game
- Chapter 161 - Weixi, You are My Life
- Chapter 160 - Your Dad Thinks You’re Sleepy
- Chapter 159 - You’re Mine!
- Chapter 158 - Good Girl, I’m Your Man
- Chapter 157 - Fighting Monsters on Apollo
- Chapter 156 - Let’s Bark Like A Dog, Arf!
- Chapter 155 - Touch My Woman? You’ll Be Begging For Death!
- Chapter 154 - He Kneels Willingly
- Chapter 153 - President Li Grievously Harms Himself To Save Her
- Chapter 152 - Bring the Money if You Want Her Alive!
- Chapter 151 - Mo Nanfeng is Up to No Good Again
- Chapter 150 - The Ex is Telling Him to Meet Her?!
- Chapter 149 - Sensational! Bro Xi’s Love Rival Is a Man!
- Chapter 148 - We Found Love At A Funeral
- Chapter 147 - He Doesn’t Care About Her Now
- Chapter 146 - Li Shaoling Has an Ex? Really?
- Chapter 145 - Embracing Her
- Chapter 144 - His Coldness
- Chapter 143 - Doctor Jiang Is Fighting!
- Chapter 142 - Crown Champion Tormenting Bronze Winner, Live
- Chapter 141 - President Li: I Want To Be Your Daddy
- Chapter 140 - I Envy You, You Have A Good Husband
- Chapter 139 - Can’t You Straighten Up Your Act?
- Chapter 138 - Wife-Pampering Measures Could be Improved
- Chapter 137 - President Li Has A Fever
- Chapter 136 - Doting
- Chapter 135 - President Li is Upset
- Chapter 134 - Dumbstruck from Handsome
- Chapter 133 - You’re Marrying Me After I Steal Your Hukou Booklet
- Chapter 132 - Off to Claim the Marriage Certificate Tomorrow
- Chapter 131 - Frustrate You Until Your Coffin Wouldn’t Close
- Chapter 130 - I Love You
- Chapter 129 - But I Love You
- Chapter 128 - As Black as A Gas Tank
- Chapter 127 - This Man Is Actually So Damn Sweet!
- Chapter 126 - Scare Her Again and I’ll Have You Go Full Cripple
- Chapter 125 - Don’t Be Afraid, Sister-In-Law
- Chapter 124 - Li Shaogan
- Chapter 123 - I Want to Marry You
- Chapter 122 - Terrible Consequences!
- Chapter 121 - I Rejoice Every Time I See You
- Chapter 120 - Why are You Here, Doctor Jiang?
- Chapter 119 - My Woman is Beautiful Ji!
- Chapter 118 - Qixi Special Chapter (Part Two)
- Chapter 117 - Qixi Special Chapter (Non-Canon)
- Chapter 116 - You Must Miss Me
- Chapter 115 - President Li Is Acting Spoiled…
- Chapter 114 - You’re the One Who Saved Me That Night?
- Chapter 113 - He Fainted
- Chapter 112 - Poop Pants Growing Tall At The Old Home
- Chapter 111 - Me And You, Like Sheep And Wolf, Like Fish And Cat
- Chapter 110 - No Quarter If You Touch My Wife And Son
- Chapter 109 - Li Shaoling Is My Man, You Have To Get Through Me First!
- Chapter 108 - You’re Pregnant?!
- Chapter 107 - Parents Met, Let’s Get Married!
- Chapter 106 - You Can Love Me Only
- Chapter 105 - Is Mommy Pregnant?!
- Chapter 104 - I’m Angry! And You’re Not Sweet-Talking Me!
- Chapter 103 - You Are Moving Out Tonight!
- Chapter 102 - Jealous Again, Again!
- Chapter 101 - I Have Been Looking for Her For Years…
- Chapter 100 - Tian Miamiao’s Springtime Has Arrived
- Chapter 99 - President Li, Asking For Adoption
- Chapter 98 - President Li Is Proposing Again
- Chapter 97 - I’m Su Yang, Have You Been Well?
- Chapter 96 - My Weixi is Really Cute
- Chapter 95 - The Future Madam President
- Chapter 94 - President Li is Jealous Again, Again
- Chapter 93 - I Finally Found You
- Chapter 92 - President Li, Stop Fooling Around
- Chapter 91 - I’m Here Now
- Chapter 90 - Stop Crying Please
- Chapter 89 - I Want To Marry You
- Chapter 88 - Can You Tell Me?
- Chapter 87 - Let’s Not See Each Other Again
- Chapter 86 - President Li’s Mindbreak
- Chapter 85 - Horror! The Old Madam Has Come Looking For Her
- Chapter 84 - You Look Very Nice
- Chapter 83 - Routine, It’s All Routine
- Chapter 82 - Want To Scan My WeChat, Handsome?
- Chapter 81 - President Li Is Single By Nature
- Chapter 80 - President Li’s Horrific Possessiveness
- Chapter 79 - Don’t Touch Me!
- Chapter 78 - You Are A Married Woman
- Chapter 77 - My Arms Are Waiting For You, Always
- Chapter 76 - Bro Xi’s Fountain of Joy
- Chapter 75 - Good Girl, Remember To Cut Your Jugular Next Time
- Chapter 74 - President Li Has A Very Sharp Tongue
- Chapter 73 - Let’s Go, And Enjoy The Show
- Chapter 72 - Ji Jianing Commits Suicide, And They Are Going To Watch
- Chapter 71 - The Little One Reduced To Collateral
- Chapter 70 - Yandere Horror II
- Chapter 69 - Yandere Horror I
- Chapter 68 - Daddy, Hurry, Mommy Is Running Away
- Chapter 67 - Legendary Shamelessness
- Chapter 66 - Teasing Mo Nanfeng
- Chapter 65 - Can You Forgive Me?
- Chapter 64 - Terrible Things Happen When President Li Gets Angry
- Chapter 63 - Ji Jianing Is So Dead
- Chapter 62 - Who’s Jealous?
- Chapter 61 - I’m Your Baby, The Big Baby!
- Chapter 60 - He Is Not A Common Man
- Chapter 59 - Baby Wants To Be Together With Daddy And Mommy
- Chapter 58 - President Li Claims That He Is Hers
- Chapter 57 - He Is… Embarrassed?
- Chapter 56 - President Li Is Very Childish
- Chapter 55 - Tian Miaomiao, So Manly
- Chapter 54 - Those I Hit Are Subhuman
- Chapter 53 - The Little One’s Eighth-Grader Syndrome
- Chapter 52 - President Li’s Jar of Envy Tilted Over
- Chapter 51 - Should We Make Ji Weixi Junior?
- Chapter 50 - Does Your Hand Hurt from Slapping?
- Chapter 49 - Boo Hoo, Shao Ling, Save Me
- Chapter 48 - I Enjoy Beating Uglies
- Chapter 47 - I Like It When You Scream for Help
- Chapter 46 - Help, President Li Is Hitting A Woman!
- Chapter 45 - He Did Not Bring Luggage
- Chapter 44 - That Is Not Really Wrestling
- Chapter 43 - Shock! Marrying Rich, Only To Fall Victim To…
- Chapter 42 - You’ve Come, Little Brother
- Chapter 41 - I Want Her, Even If It Means Giving Up on Everything Else
- Chapter 40 - You Must Marry Ji Jianing
- Chapter 39 - He Likes You
- Chapter 38 - Poor President Li
- Chapter 37 - President Li Is Really Thick-Skinned
- Chapter 36 - Giving You A Sister
- Chapter 35 - Who Is the Idiot Here?
- Chapter 34 - We Shall Not Meet Again
- Chapter 33 - Wedding Cancelled
- Chapter 32 - Be Nice, I Will Take Responsibility For You
- Chapter 31 - You Must Take Responsibility For Me
- Chapter 30 - Im Interested In You
- Chapter 29 - I Gained Weight Through Skill
- Chapter 28 - How Many Grams Is Your Brain?
- Chapter 27 - The Great Bride Kidnapping, Live
- Chapter 26 - Find Her to Settle A Score
- Chapter 25 - Sensational! Congratulations, Young Master Li, Youre A Dad!
- Chapter 24 - Come On Then, It’s an Act-Off
- Chapter 23 - All Men Are Pigs
- Chapter 22 - Li Shaoling, Let’s Runnow!
- Chapter 21 - I’ll Sue You, Believe It
- Chapter 20 - Are You A Demon?
- Chapter 19 - Are You A Pig?
- Chapter 18 - Excuse Me, President Li!
- Chapter 17 - Surprise Dog Food from President Li
- Chapter 16 - Inhumane!
- Chapter 15 - Enjoy Yourselves While I Turn Myself Off
- Chapter 14 - Li Shaoling’s Image Has Collapsed
- Chapter 13 - Help, A Thug!
- Chapter 12 - His Majesty Provoked Upon Entry
- Chapter 11 - Is Li Shaoling Blind?
- Chapter 10 - Chivalry is Dead with Li Shaoling
- Chapter 9 - President Li Cuckolded
- Chapter 8 - Bumping into Ji Jianing
- Chapter 7 - She’s Fired, But Actually Glad?
- Chapter 6 - Sister’s Fiancé, Immediate Superior
- Chapter 5 - Baby Wants A Daddy
- Chapter 4 - Cheap Daddy
- Chapter 3 - Returning with a Son
- Chapter 2 - Special Physique
- Chapter 1 - From This Day Forth, You Are No Longer A Member of the Ji Family