Chapter 132 - Off to Claim the Marriage Certificate Tomorrow
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Chapter 132: Off to Claim the Marriage Certificate Tomorrow
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“You’ll see if I dare if you die!”
“Aren’t you afraid I become a vengeful spirit and make you a widow on the day of your wedding?”
“Those things are female. You’re so stupid.”
Li Shaoling was speechless.
K.O.
Ji Wei glared at him, utterly exasperated. “A big man committing suicide just because of a little setback. How embarrassing!”
Li Shaoling was speechless again, but this time he glared hatefully at the little one, who spread his arms innocently.
“I was just telling the truth, Daddy. You looked so hurt it looked like you’re trying to kill yourself. Tsk tsk tsk.”
Pitiful Daddy.
Fine. No painkillers now, and Ji Weixi was actually disgusted with him.
Still, Li Shaoling decided to beat her at their own game. “Ji Weixi, you could tell that I only have feelings for you. I’ll die if you don’t marry me.”
The word ‘die’ seemed to especially unacceptable and frightening for Ji Weixi. “Don’t try to force me, Li Shaoling.”
“I am forcing you.”
He worried each day when she wouldn’t marry him—afraid that someone else would take her away.
Now, he walked up to her and caught her wrist in one stroke and pulled her closer. “You’ve told me that I’m important just a moment ago. Why won’t you marry me?”
“Being important doesn’t mean I could marry you.”
And how could he be not important? He’s her son’s father.
A curse also flashed inside her head. She really wanted to swear!!!
Taking another deep breath, she said, “Fine. I can marry you, but with a condition.”
“Tell me!” Li Shaoling replied almost instantly.
“I want a diamond ring the size of a pigeon’s egg, a ring with no equal in the whole wide world. Every wealth and stock under your name must also be given to me, and anything you have is going to be cleared away in case of a divorce. In other words, everything you have belongs to me. How about that?”
Ji Weixi thought her act as a selfish, greedy woman could not be made clearer.
No man would agree to such a condition.
Wealth was a symbol of authority and success to all men, not to mention that her demand was ridiculous.
He would refuse, right?
Nonetheless, a smile suddenly appeared on Li Shaoling’s handsome face. “Alright. I promise.”
“???”
What?
“Li Shaoling, are you dumb? Is your brain mush?”
“I’m very much lucid.”
“You knew I said that on purpose!”
“I do.”
“And you still agree to it!?”
“Because I only want you. Anything else is not important.” Li Shaoling said, his eyes swirling with twinkling stars and unrestrained tenderness.
Alright, ‘not important’ now, is it?
“I have another condition.” Ji Weixi added resentfully.
“Okay.”
“I’ll marry you when you’re dead!”
Li Shaoling simply nodded as if it didn’t matter to him. “Alright. I’ll promise you.”
Life and death mattered not as long as he could get her.
What the hell? This works too?
Really annoyed now, Ji Weixi punched him heavily. “Bastard!”
Didn’t he know what he’s saying?
What would happen to her if he dies?
What would happen to their son if… oh, right. He wouldn’t care about the kid.
Ji Weixi turned and was about to leave, but Li Shaoling held her from behind. His arms were like two chains that restrained her own arms, keeping her from moving or resisting.
“Let me go!”
“I love you.” He whispered tenderly beside her ear.
She blushed viciously, and turned to the little one unwittingly.
He was simply sitting in a corner, holding up a plate of watermelons and watching as he ate.
Truly, a melon-eating bystander.
Meanwhile, Li Shaoling nestled his chin into his neck, his eyes dark but bright with a lonely look. “I love you.”
‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah can you shut up?!’
Ji Weixi felt as if she was losing her mind. She would be covering her ears with her hands if he did not restrain her.
“Stop talking, Li Shaoling!”
But he kept repeating himself, and was becoming even more loving with each repetition. “I love you. I love you.”
“I beg you, stop!” Ji Weixi stamped her feet; she couldn’t stand it.
“Then marry me, okay?” There was profound emotion in his voice that was as gentle as spring.
“No.”
As such, he continued to whisper into her ear. “Ji Weixi, I love you.”
Ji Weixi closed her eyes and tried self-hypnosis: she heard nothing; she was deaf.
But the more she couldn’t take it, the more he would repeat himself.
Meanwhile, Li Shaoling continued repeating himself ever patiently.
“I love you… Weixi, I love you… I love you the most…”
In the end, Ji Weixi softened feebly in his arms from the teasing.
“You promise?” Li Shaoling’s lips lifted in a smile. “Alright, we’ll get the certificate tomorrow.”
“Who promise—”
Before she could finish, Li Shaoling had stopped her with his own lips.
He smiled devilishly and cleverly. “Isn’t it nice? Becoming my good wife.”
Ji Weixi glared at him very unhappily but didn’t dare to say a word.
In all her years, this was the first time she was being forced into a marriage.
Where had all the reason gone?
***
At night, after coaxing the little one to sleep and quietly closing the door, Ji Weixi slipped into her sheets in her bedroom. Turning on her phone’s app, she started checking the location of Jian Jie’s house.
It looked quite remote.
Ji Weixi also checked the news too. Although she had thought that she would be cursed wretchedly just like last time, it turned out that there was not a whiff about her.
There wasn’t even a mention of her this time.
Could it have been blocked?
Was it Li Shaoling?
Still, it was a good thing and she now had an ease of mind. She’s merely a fashion designer working behind the scenes, and wouldn’t want frequent attention.
She could use this time to find Jian Jie, the key witness.
As long as she could convince her to reveal the real mastermind, Lin Xiaoman’s incident would be resolved.
Ji Weixi hence gave Tian Miaomiao a call.
Tian Miaomiao had been watching a tv drama with a devastatingly handsome protagonist and smiling like an idiot when her phone screen suddenly lit up.
She was about to curse, but quickly straightened up when she saw that it was Ji Weixi and put on her serious face. “Hello? What’s up, Xixi?”
“Miaomiao, I know where Jian Jie is. Are you going to come with me tomorrow?”
“Of course! It’s going to be dangerous if you went alone… I have to go with you!”
“Alright, that’s settled—hey! What are you doing!”
There was static over on the other side of the call, and Tian Miaomiao had to keep the phone away from her ear to wait for things to calm before listening again. “Xixi, Xix?”
A man’s cold voice suddenly spoke from the other side of the phone. “You don’t have to go.”
Then, the call was disconnected before Tian Miaomiao could react.
Meanwhile, Ji Weixi was glaring at the man who was holding her after snatching her phone away.
“Am I supposed to go alone without Miamiao?”
Li Shaoling had just finished bathing. His white face was shrouded with thin vapors, his eyes dark and watery while his lips a faint red, exuding a soul-eating disembodying presence.
“I’m going with you, of course.”
“What about our son?”
“I’ll send him to Jiang Cong’s place.”
Ji Weixi was rather worried about that idea. “Jiang Cong has never raised children. What if something happens?”
“He has a younger brother who he raised since he was a child.” Li Shaoling spouted nonsense with a most serious look. “He knows how to sweet-talk a kid, don’t worry.”
Ji Weixi was only half-convinced. “Really?”
How did she not know Jiang Cong had a younger brother?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 197 (END) - Side Story 3: The End
- Chapter 196 - Side Story 2: Miaomiao, I Am Fond Of You
- Chapter 195 - Side Story 1: Visiting Doctor Jiang
- Chapter 194 - You are the Most Beautiful Sight in My Life (Main Ending)
- Chapter 193 - The Little One Gets A Little Sister
- Chapter 192 - Come Home With Me, Okay?
- Chapter 191 - We Can’t Be Together
- Chapter 190 - Her Brother Ling
- Chapter 189 - His Girl
- Chapter 188 - Ji Weixi’s Roots (Part Two)
- Chapter 187 - Ji Weixi’s Roots (Part One)
- Chapter 186 - Vanished Completely
- Chapter 185 - Memories Restored
- Chapter 184 - Countdown To Conclusion
- Chapter 183 - Li Shaoling is Caught in A Mess
- Chapter 182 - You Resemble A Dead Person
- Chapter 181 - I’ll Be Your Bridegroom and Bride
- Chapter 180 - Weixi’s Confession (Everything falls into place…)
- Chapter 179 - Proposing!
- Chapter 178 - President Li Sees Money As Shit!
- Chapter 177 - How to Send A Child To A Welfare Home
- Chapter 176 - I’ll Wrap My Arms Around You, Okay?
- Chapter 175 - Qiao Biluo Moves Next Door
- Chapter 174 - She Doesn’t Love Me
- Chapter 173 - If You Could Speak, Speak More
- Chapter 172 - Her Proactiveness
- Chapter 171 - Jiang Yigu? Wubbish!
- Chapter 170 - I Spoiled Her. Got a Problem?
- Chapter 169 - I’m Shaoling’s Girlfriend, Who Are You?
- Chapter 168 - Sweetening
- Chapter 167 - Only You Can Heal My Hurting
- Chapter 166 - Li Shaoling, I Miss You…
- Chapter 165 - Qiao Biluo? Choppelo?
- Chapter 164 - Don’t Be Afraid. I’m Here.
- Chapter 163 - Li Shaoling Remembers Fragmented Scenes
- Chapter 162 - Playing A Game
- Chapter 161 - Weixi, You are My Life
- Chapter 160 - Your Dad Thinks You’re Sleepy
- Chapter 159 - You’re Mine!
- Chapter 158 - Good Girl, I’m Your Man
- Chapter 157 - Fighting Monsters on Apollo
- Chapter 156 - Let’s Bark Like A Dog, Arf!
- Chapter 155 - Touch My Woman? You’ll Be Begging For Death!
- Chapter 154 - He Kneels Willingly
- Chapter 153 - President Li Grievously Harms Himself To Save Her
- Chapter 152 - Bring the Money if You Want Her Alive!
- Chapter 151 - Mo Nanfeng is Up to No Good Again
- Chapter 150 - The Ex is Telling Him to Meet Her?!
- Chapter 149 - Sensational! Bro Xi’s Love Rival Is a Man!
- Chapter 148 - We Found Love At A Funeral
- Chapter 147 - He Doesn’t Care About Her Now
- Chapter 146 - Li Shaoling Has an Ex? Really?
- Chapter 145 - Embracing Her
- Chapter 144 - His Coldness
- Chapter 143 - Doctor Jiang Is Fighting!
- Chapter 142 - Crown Champion Tormenting Bronze Winner, Live
- Chapter 141 - President Li: I Want To Be Your Daddy
- Chapter 140 - I Envy You, You Have A Good Husband
- Chapter 139 - Can’t You Straighten Up Your Act?
- Chapter 138 - Wife-Pampering Measures Could be Improved
- Chapter 137 - President Li Has A Fever
- Chapter 136 - Doting
- Chapter 135 - President Li is Upset
- Chapter 134 - Dumbstruck from Handsome
- Chapter 133 - You’re Marrying Me After I Steal Your Hukou Booklet
- Chapter 132 - Off to Claim the Marriage Certificate Tomorrow
- Chapter 131 - Frustrate You Until Your Coffin Wouldn’t Close
- Chapter 130 - I Love You
- Chapter 129 - But I Love You
- Chapter 128 - As Black as A Gas Tank
- Chapter 127 - This Man Is Actually So Damn Sweet!
- Chapter 126 - Scare Her Again and I’ll Have You Go Full Cripple
- Chapter 125 - Don’t Be Afraid, Sister-In-Law
- Chapter 124 - Li Shaogan
- Chapter 123 - I Want to Marry You
- Chapter 122 - Terrible Consequences!
- Chapter 121 - I Rejoice Every Time I See You
- Chapter 120 - Why are You Here, Doctor Jiang?
- Chapter 119 - My Woman is Beautiful Ji!
- Chapter 118 - Qixi Special Chapter (Part Two)
- Chapter 117 - Qixi Special Chapter (Non-Canon)
- Chapter 116 - You Must Miss Me
- Chapter 115 - President Li Is Acting Spoiled…
- Chapter 114 - You’re the One Who Saved Me That Night?
- Chapter 113 - He Fainted
- Chapter 112 - Poop Pants Growing Tall At The Old Home
- Chapter 111 - Me And You, Like Sheep And Wolf, Like Fish And Cat
- Chapter 110 - No Quarter If You Touch My Wife And Son
- Chapter 109 - Li Shaoling Is My Man, You Have To Get Through Me First!
- Chapter 108 - You’re Pregnant?!
- Chapter 107 - Parents Met, Let’s Get Married!
- Chapter 106 - You Can Love Me Only
- Chapter 105 - Is Mommy Pregnant?!
- Chapter 104 - I’m Angry! And You’re Not Sweet-Talking Me!
- Chapter 103 - You Are Moving Out Tonight!
- Chapter 102 - Jealous Again, Again!
- Chapter 101 - I Have Been Looking for Her For Years…
- Chapter 100 - Tian Miamiao’s Springtime Has Arrived
- Chapter 99 - President Li, Asking For Adoption
- Chapter 98 - President Li Is Proposing Again
- Chapter 97 - I’m Su Yang, Have You Been Well?
- Chapter 96 - My Weixi is Really Cute
- Chapter 95 - The Future Madam President
- Chapter 94 - President Li is Jealous Again, Again
- Chapter 93 - I Finally Found You
- Chapter 92 - President Li, Stop Fooling Around
- Chapter 91 - I’m Here Now
- Chapter 90 - Stop Crying Please
- Chapter 89 - I Want To Marry You
- Chapter 88 - Can You Tell Me?
- Chapter 87 - Let’s Not See Each Other Again
- Chapter 86 - President Li’s Mindbreak
- Chapter 85 - Horror! The Old Madam Has Come Looking For Her
- Chapter 84 - You Look Very Nice
- Chapter 83 - Routine, It’s All Routine
- Chapter 82 - Want To Scan My WeChat, Handsome?
- Chapter 81 - President Li Is Single By Nature
- Chapter 80 - President Li’s Horrific Possessiveness
- Chapter 79 - Don’t Touch Me!
- Chapter 78 - You Are A Married Woman
- Chapter 77 - My Arms Are Waiting For You, Always
- Chapter 76 - Bro Xi’s Fountain of Joy
- Chapter 75 - Good Girl, Remember To Cut Your Jugular Next Time
- Chapter 74 - President Li Has A Very Sharp Tongue
- Chapter 73 - Let’s Go, And Enjoy The Show
- Chapter 72 - Ji Jianing Commits Suicide, And They Are Going To Watch
- Chapter 71 - The Little One Reduced To Collateral
- Chapter 70 - Yandere Horror II
- Chapter 69 - Yandere Horror I
- Chapter 68 - Daddy, Hurry, Mommy Is Running Away
- Chapter 67 - Legendary Shamelessness
- Chapter 66 - Teasing Mo Nanfeng
- Chapter 65 - Can You Forgive Me?
- Chapter 64 - Terrible Things Happen When President Li Gets Angry
- Chapter 63 - Ji Jianing Is So Dead
- Chapter 62 - Who’s Jealous?
- Chapter 61 - I’m Your Baby, The Big Baby!
- Chapter 60 - He Is Not A Common Man
- Chapter 59 - Baby Wants To Be Together With Daddy And Mommy
- Chapter 58 - President Li Claims That He Is Hers
- Chapter 57 - He Is… Embarrassed?
- Chapter 56 - President Li Is Very Childish
- Chapter 55 - Tian Miaomiao, So Manly
- Chapter 54 - Those I Hit Are Subhuman
- Chapter 53 - The Little One’s Eighth-Grader Syndrome
- Chapter 52 - President Li’s Jar of Envy Tilted Over
- Chapter 51 - Should We Make Ji Weixi Junior?
- Chapter 50 - Does Your Hand Hurt from Slapping?
- Chapter 49 - Boo Hoo, Shao Ling, Save Me
- Chapter 48 - I Enjoy Beating Uglies
- Chapter 47 - I Like It When You Scream for Help
- Chapter 46 - Help, President Li Is Hitting A Woman!
- Chapter 45 - He Did Not Bring Luggage
- Chapter 44 - That Is Not Really Wrestling
- Chapter 43 - Shock! Marrying Rich, Only To Fall Victim To…
- Chapter 42 - You’ve Come, Little Brother
- Chapter 41 - I Want Her, Even If It Means Giving Up on Everything Else
- Chapter 40 - You Must Marry Ji Jianing
- Chapter 39 - He Likes You
- Chapter 38 - Poor President Li
- Chapter 37 - President Li Is Really Thick-Skinned
- Chapter 36 - Giving You A Sister
- Chapter 35 - Who Is the Idiot Here?
- Chapter 34 - We Shall Not Meet Again
- Chapter 33 - Wedding Cancelled
- Chapter 32 - Be Nice, I Will Take Responsibility For You
- Chapter 31 - You Must Take Responsibility For Me
- Chapter 30 - Im Interested In You
- Chapter 29 - I Gained Weight Through Skill
- Chapter 28 - How Many Grams Is Your Brain?
- Chapter 27 - The Great Bride Kidnapping, Live
- Chapter 26 - Find Her to Settle A Score
- Chapter 25 - Sensational! Congratulations, Young Master Li, Youre A Dad!
- Chapter 24 - Come On Then, It’s an Act-Off
- Chapter 23 - All Men Are Pigs
- Chapter 22 - Li Shaoling, Let’s Runnow!
- Chapter 21 - I’ll Sue You, Believe It
- Chapter 20 - Are You A Demon?
- Chapter 19 - Are You A Pig?
- Chapter 18 - Excuse Me, President Li!
- Chapter 17 - Surprise Dog Food from President Li
- Chapter 16 - Inhumane!
- Chapter 15 - Enjoy Yourselves While I Turn Myself Off
- Chapter 14 - Li Shaoling’s Image Has Collapsed
- Chapter 13 - Help, A Thug!
- Chapter 12 - His Majesty Provoked Upon Entry
- Chapter 11 - Is Li Shaoling Blind?
- Chapter 10 - Chivalry is Dead with Li Shaoling
- Chapter 9 - President Li Cuckolded
- Chapter 8 - Bumping into Ji Jianing
- Chapter 7 - She’s Fired, But Actually Glad?
- Chapter 6 - Sister’s Fiancé, Immediate Superior
- Chapter 5 - Baby Wants A Daddy
- Chapter 4 - Cheap Daddy
- Chapter 3 - Returning with a Son
- Chapter 2 - Special Physique
- Chapter 1 - From This Day Forth, You Are No Longer A Member of the Ji Family