Chapter 19: Printer Ink and Hacking Spells
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Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Printer Ink and Hacking Spells
The path to the fake document maker’s “office” didn’t go through paved roads, but through the city’s foul-smelling belly. Kancil led Dayat and Dola down mossy stone stairs into the ancient sewer system beneath the Slums.
“Watch out, Bro,” Kancil yelled, his voice echoing in the dark tunnel lit only by bioluminescent moss on the walls. “Don’t step in the neon green water. That’s alchemy factory waste. If it touches your shoes, the soles will melt.”
Dayat jumped to avoid the suspicious puddle while holding his nose. “Crazy, is this a rat path or a monster’s intestine? The smell is worse than my friend’s boarding house room that never gets cleaned.”
Dola walked behind Dayat, her steps remaining elegant even in the filth. She lifted her hobo cloak slightly to avoid the mud.
“Air Analysis: High concentration of methane and sulfur gas,” Dola reported. Her voice was calm, but there was a new tone there. A tone of… annoyance. “This place is inefficient for human respiration. Master is advised to breathe through the mouth.”
Dayat turned. “Since when do you complain about smells, Dol? Usually, you just give percentage numbers.”
“I am not complaining. I am providing health advice,” Dola evaded, then turned her face away slightly. That small gesture—looking away in annoyance—was something she had never done before.
They walked for about twenty minutes until they reached a thick iron door embedded in the sewer wall. The door was covered in faded magic seals.
Kancil knocked on the door in a rhythmic pattern. Thud-thud… Thud… Thud.
The door opened with a heavy creak.
Inside, it wasn’t the damp room Dayat imagined. The room was dry, warm, and filled with the smell of old paper and herbal ink. Tall bookshelves towered to the ceiling, crammed with scrolls, dusty tomes, and stacks of parchment.
In the center of the room sat an old man with long pointed ears—an Elf. But not a beautiful Elf like in the movies. This Elf was old, hunched, wearing thick-lensed glasses, and his fingers were stained with permanent black ink.
His name was Vael, the Exiled Scholar.
“Kancil,” Vael’s voice sounded like tearing paper. “Bringing me more customers? Or more trouble?”
“VIP Customers, Gramps!” Kancil exclaimed, jumping to sit on a stack of books. “They need ’Magic Papers’. Two pieces.”
Vael looked at Dayat and Dola over his glasses. His gaze was sharp, inquisitive.
“Two Class-F Citizen Permits. The cost is 500 Silver. Or…” Vael looked at Dola—more precisely at Dola’s cloak hiding something. “Or barter with something interesting.”
“500 Silver?!” Dayat was shocked. “We only have 60, Gramps! That’s expensive!”
“That’s the price of risk, Kid. If I get caught forging Guild stamps, my head gets chopped off,” Vael replied casually, dipping his quill back into a dried ink bottle. He sighed roughly. “Damn. Out of ink again. Nightshade Ink is hard to get since the Church monopolized the magic plant trade.”
Dayat and Dola looked at each other.
Dola stepped forward. She whispered something to Dayat. “Data Transmission: Chemical Composition of Industrial Quality Black Ink (Carbon Black + Polymer Resin). Master can manifest it.”
Dayat smiled. This was his opening.
“Grandpa Vael,” Dayat said, approaching the workbench. “How about I pay with ink? But not ordinary ink. Ink that is blacker than night, dries in 2 seconds, and is waterproof.”
Vael laughed dismissively. “Kid, I’ve been writing since before your grandfather was born. There is no such ink without dark magic.”
“See for yourself.”
Dayat closed his eyes. He received the data package from Dola. Modern ink chemical formula. Plastic bottle with a pointed tip.
ZING. Purple light glowed.
Dayat placed two 100ml ink bottles on Vael’s desk. The bottles were clear, revealing the pitch-black liquid inside, viscous yet fluid.
Vael picked up one bottle. He opened the cap, sniffing the scent.
“Chemical smell… sharp. No herbal scent,” he mumbled. He dripped a little onto parchment paper. The ink absorbed perfectly, forming a highly contrasting black dot. He rubbed it. No smudge.
The old Elf’s hands trembled. “By the Ancestors… It’s pure. Extremely pure. How did you make this without an Alchemist furnace?”
“Trade secret,” Dayat said with a wink. “These two bottles for two Fake Ids. Deal?”
Vael stared at the bottles with the lust of an artist finding the best paint. “Deal. Give me an hour. Magic stamps need time to dry.”
Vael immediately got busy with his pen and new ink, muttering praises for the “magic” ink.
While waiting, Dayat nudged Dola’s arm.
“One hour, Dol. What do you want to do? Play Ludo?”
Dola’s eyes were already locked on the bookshelves behind Vael.
“This is not just a document shop, Master,” Dola whispered. “Look at the titles on the shelf. ’Advanced Mana Theory’, ’History of the Tek War’, ’Ancient Golem Mechanics’. Vael is not an ordinary forger. He is a hoarder of forbidden knowledge.”
“Oh?” Dayat understood. “Great chance to download knowledge.”
Dayat cleared his throat. “Gramps, while waiting, can we read the books?”
“Read away. Just don’t take them outside,” Vael answered without turning, too engrossed in writing.
Dola wasted no time. She walked to the dustiest bookshelf—the history and magic theory section.
She picked up the first book. Thick, imitation dragon skin cover.
Flip. Flip. Flip.
Kancil, eating a stolen apple in the corner, looked at Dola in horror again. He had seen this yesterday, but still, watching someone turn pages as fast as a fan blade was terrifying.
This time, Dola wasn’t just scanning text. She was performing Cognitive Synchronization.
Thanks to the upgrade triggered by Dayat’s energy earlier, Dola’s processor could now perform “Cross-Referencing” between Earth Science Logic and Aethera Magic Logic.
Inside Dola’s HUD (Head-Up Display), data flowed like a matrix waterfall.
[Processing Concept: Fire Spell.]
[Book Definition: “Summoning salamander spirits to heat the air.”]
[Dola’s Logic Translation: “Oxygen molecule manipulation and kinetic friction to trigger rapid exothermic reaction.”]
Dola frowned. Her brows knitted together.
“Inefficient,” Dola muttered softly.
“Why, Dol?” asked Dayat who stood next to her, pretending to read an old magazine.
“This book was written by an idiot,” Dola complained. Her tone sounded annoyed—truly annoyed like a human reading a hoax post. “The author claims that Mana must be sung (chanting) to work. Yet data shows Mana is wave energy. Voice is merely a frequency trigger. They waste 3 seconds singing when it could be done instantly with mind resonance.”
Dayat gaped. “Wow… did you just call the wizards of this world idiots?”
“Not calling names. It is statistical fact. Their methods are primitive,” Dola closed the book with a loud BAM, then grabbed another.
Dayat smiled. Dola was becoming more “alive” every day. She started having opinions. She started having intellectual arrogance. That was far better than a robot who only said “Affirmative”.
Dola continued reading. One book. Ten books. Fifty books. Imaginary smoke seemed to come out of her ears from how fast she processed information.
Suddenly, Dola’s hand movement stopped.
She was holding a thin book titled ’Basic Structure of Mana Crystals’.
Dola’s blue eyes shone brighter. This time, she didn’t look at the writing on the paper. She looked… through the paper.
Her Scanning Range v1.2 feature began to evolve again thanks to the new data she absorbed. She started understanding energy patterns.
She turned to the room light—a yellow crystal ball hanging from the ceiling, glowing wirelessly.
To Dayat’s eyes, it was just a magic lamp.
To Dola’s previous eyes, it was just a 600-lumen light source.
But to Dola’s eyes now, she saw Circuits.
She saw thin energy flows like golden threads flowing from the crystal, spinning in complex geometric patterns, then returning to the center. It wasn’t abstract magic. It was Coding.
[Detecting Mana Algorithm.]
[Pattern: Closed Loop.]
[Key Variable: Light Input = True.]
Dola’s hand raised slowly toward the lamp. The distance was five meters. She didn’t touch it.
“Dol? What are you doing?”
“Testing a hypothesis,” Dola whispered.
Inside her processor, Dola sent out a modulated microwave signal mimicking the Mana frequency she read from the book. She had no Mana of her own (other than from Dayat), but she could emit a jamming signal.
She tried to “cut” the imaginary golden thread she saw.
[Injection Command: Light Input Variable = False.]
PET.
The crystal lamp on the ceiling suddenly died. The room went pitch black.
“HEY!” Vael shouted in shock. “Who turned off the light?! The battery is new!”
Kancil shrieked in surprise.
Dayat looked at Dola in the darkness. The blue light from Dola’s eyes was the only thing glowing bright, and there was a small, very satisfied smile on her face.
“Interesting,” Dola whispered. “Magic is merely technology that doesn’t have a manual yet.”
Dola lowered her hand. She stopped her jamming signal.
TING.
The light turned on again by itself.
Vael stood up, confused, looking at the lamp. “Weird… must be ether interference. Damn, my eyes hurt.”
Only Dayat knew what just happened. His robot wife just hacked a magic lamp. No spell. No wand. Just by staring at it.
“Dol…” Dayat swallowed hard. “Did you just… turn off the light using Wi-Fi?”
“More precisely, I disrupted its mana structure stability,” Dola corrected, returning to her calm mode. “This opens new tactical opportunities, Master. If I can cut the Mana flow of a lamp, theoretically, I can do the same to magic weapons or door locks.”
“Mana Hacking,” Dayat concluded. “You really are a Cyberpunk Mage.”
“Done!” Vael shouted suddenly.
He held up two sheets of thick paper stamped with Dayat’s pitch-black ink. The stamp shimmered magically—fake but perfect.
“These are your Ids,” Vael said, handing them to Dayat. “Name: Hidayat and Dola. Origin: South Outskirts Village (so no one checks). Status: Class F Citizens.”
Dayat took the paper. It felt like holding a ticket to freedom.
“Thanks, Gramps. Keep the rest of the ink.”
“Of course I’m keeping it! Go before a patrol comes!” Vael shooed them away, impatient to experiment with his new ink.
They exited the sewer with a new status. They were no longer illegal immigrants. They were official (fake) citizens of Bakasa City.
As they walked back to the surface, Dola walked more upright. She no longer felt blind to this world. Her head was now full of maps, war history, and basic magic formulas ready to be dismantled.
“Master,” Dola said when they saw sunlight again.
“Yes?”
“Based on the history books earlier, I found one data anomaly related to Master.”
“About what?”
“About Master’s energy. Those books state that humans cannot produce Mana themselves, they can only absorb it from nature. But my sensors indicate Master produces energy from within. Master is a Generator, not a Battery.”
Dayat stopped. “So what does that mean?”
“It means, Master is not a mage. Master is something else. And we must find out what before the Church or Nobles realize it.”
Dola looked at Dayat with an analytical yet warm gaze.
“And I think, I just unlocked a new feature to scan Master’s ’energy’ deeper. Tonight, I need permission to perform a comprehensive scan.”
Dayat shuddered. “Comprehensive scan? That sounds ambiguous.”
“Just a medical procedure, Master. Don’t catch feelings (Jangan Baper).”
Dayat laughed. Dola had really learned how to use that word.
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Chapters
- Chapter 186: Encounter At The Border
- Chapter 185: Preparation
- Chapter 184: The True Awakening
- Chapter 183: Sacrifice
- Chapter 182 182: The Heart Of The Plague
- Chapter 181 181: The First Sign
- Chapter 180 180: The Calm Before The Storm
- Chapter 179 179: A Peaceful Life Interrupted
- Chapter 178: Voices From The Darkness
- Chapter 177: Shadows In The South
- Chapter 176: The Promise On The Terrace
- Chapter 175: The Architect’s Design
- Chapter 174: Echoes Of Ignis-sol
- Chapter 173: Residual Wounds And Schemes
- Chapter 172: The Hand That Clutches
- Chapter 171 171: Dreams And Thrones
- Chapter 170 170: Silence And The Report
- Chapter 169 169: Violet Blade vs. Crimson Blade
- Chapter 168: The Awakening of the Architect
- Chapter 167: The Maiden’s Final Transfer
- Chapter 166: The Crimson Blade of the Brassvale Hero
- Chapter 165 165: The Red Dot
- Chapter 164 164: The Envoy of Brassvale
- Chapter 163: Morbis’s Offer
- Chapter 162: A New Home for Loy and Riri
- Chapter 161: Aura of the Wailing Forest
- Chapter 160: The Opened Door
- Chapter 159 159: What Remains
- Chapter 158 158: Memories Behind the Scars
- Chapter 157 157: After the Storm
- Chapter 156 156: DEW and Gravity Magic
- Chapter 155 155: Battle in the Narrow Alley
- Chapter 154: The Plan Behind the Darkness
- Chapter 153: Night at Alaric’s Mansion
- Chapter 152: The Adventurer’s Guild and Dalgor’s News
- Chapter 151: Rustgard and the Return to Bakasa
- Chapter 150: The Return Journey and the Beginning of Brassvale(2)
- Chapter 149: The Return Journey and the Beginning of Brassvale(1)
- Chapter 148: Audience with the Dwarf King
- Chapter 147: The Train to Karak-Zorn (2)
- Chapter 146: The Train to Karak-Zorn (1)
- Chapter 145: Toward Karak-Zorn (2)
- Chapter 144: Toward Karak-Zorn (1)
- Chapter 143: The Gates of Terragard
- Chapter 142 142: Journey Through the Forest of Lamentation
- Chapter 141 141: A Jealous Morning
- Chapter 140 140: Strategy and Room Warmth
- Chapter 139: The Architect’s Blueprint
- Chapter 138: Throne of the Architect
- Chapter 137: Dinner of the Damned
- Chapter 136: Echoes in the Binary Corridors
- Chapter 135: Awakening Upon the Steel Throne
- Chapter 134: The Bastion of Indigo Light
- Chapter 133 133: The Goddess’s Authority
- Chapter 132: The Goddess’s Priorities
- Chapter 131 131: The Goddess’s Agony
- Chapter 130 130: Metallic Carnage
- Chapter 129: Awakening of the Harbinger
- Chapter 128: Echoes of the Maiden: Tragedy Behind Logic
- Chapter 127 127: Binary Echoes Behind the Memory
- Chapter 126 126: The Architect's Nadir
- Chapter 125: Silver Rain on Lamping Hill
- Chapter 124: The Line Upon the Hill
- Chapter 123: Lament Upon the Scorched Wheat
- Chapter 122: Dawn’s Echo on the Brink of Purification
- Chapter 121: The Queen’s Mobilization
- Chapter 120: The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 119: Echoes Behind the Shadows
- Chapter 118: The Price of a Betrayal
- Chapter 117: Resonance Behind the Straw
- Chapter 116: Service in the Land of the Mixed
- Chapter 115: Fugitives at Rest in the Northern Grasslands
- Chapter 114: Runners on Wheels
- Chapter 113: The Crumbling of the Sacred Walls
- Chapter 112: Path of Blood
- Chapter 111: Resonance of the Primal Light
- Chapter 110: The Fall of the Architect
- Chapter 109: Days of Rust and Roots
- Chapter 108: Memory of Rust and Blood
- Chapter 107: Echoes of Screams Within the Roots
- Chapter 106: The Oppressive Depths of the Roots
- Chapter 105: A Thorny Banquet
- Chapter 104: The Signature of Doom
- Chapter 103: The Banquet of the Ancestors
- Chapter 102: The Mover of Winds
- Chapter 101: Echoes of Tranquility
- Chapter 100: The Awakening Omen
- Chapter 99: A New Mission
- Chapter 98: The Queen’s Gratitude
- Chapter 97: Battle in the Canopies
- Chapter 96: The Confrontation
- Chapter 95: The Trap is Set
- Chapter 94: The Inquisitor’s Ghost
- Chapter 93: Investigation: Forensic Data
- Chapter 92: The Poisoned Sap
- Chapter 91: The Shadow in the Garden
- Chapter 90: A Moment of Peace
- Chapter 89: The Skeptical Council
- Chapter 88: Manifestation: Drip Irrigation
- Chapter 87: Dola’s Soil Analysis
- Chapter 86: Verdia’s Agriculture Crisis
- Chapter 85 - 83: The Asylum Agreement
- Chapter 84: The Sisters’ Face-Off
- Chapter 83: Dayat’s New Look
- Chapter 82: The Living Wonders of the Ancients
- Chapter 81: Entry to the World Tree
- Chapter 80: The Paladin’s Ambush
- Chapter 79: The Emerald Threshold
- Chapter 78: The Sight of Daylight
- Chapter 77: Supplies Running Low
- Chapter 76: The Hall of Memories
- Chapter 75: A Breath in the Void
- Chapter 74: The Silent Stalker
- Chapter 73: Echoes of the Maiden
- Chapter 72: Farewell to the Forge
- Chapter 71: The Deep Road Map
- Chapter 70: The Price of Victory
- Chapter 69: The Breach Closure
- Chapter 68: Manifestation: Anti-Tank Javelin
- Chapter 67: Dola’s Tactical Overload
- Chapter 66: The Demon General Appears
- Chapter 65: The Fortress Hold
- Chapter 64: Kancil’s Training Ground
- Chapter 63: The Science of Exorcism
- Chapter 62: The Shadow Swarm
- Chapter 61: Under the Last Light
- Chapter 60: The Emergency Council
- Chapter 59: The Foundry of Progress
- Chapter 58: The Scout’s Report
- Chapter 57: The First Tremor
- Chapter 56: Dola’s Origin Inquiry
- Chapter 55: Manifestation: Industrial Lathe
- Chapter 54: The Meritocracy Challenge
- Chapter 53: The Great Workshop
- Chapter 52: The Customs of Iron
- Chapter 51: The Stone Breath
- Chapter 50: The Steel Threshold
- Chapter 49: Dayat’s Emotional Acceptance
- Chapter 48: Logical Conclusion (Wife Status)
- Chapter 47: Dola’s Reboot — Logic Within Tears
- Chapter 46: Recovery & Discovery
- Chapter 45: Manifestation of Wrath
- Chapter 44: Broken Dola (The Climax)The heavens had finally broken.
- Chapter 43: Scorched Remnants and the Whispers of Doom
- Chapter 42: Mage vs. Logic
- Chapter 41: The Weight on My Shoulders and the Irrational Heartbeat
- Chapter 40: Blood Ultimatum at the East Gate
- Chapter 39: Scorched Trails and the Shadow of the Hunter
- Chapter 38: Collapsed Logic and the Anomalous Heartbeat
- Chapter 37: Death Resonance and the Traitor’s End
- Chapter 36: Thunder in the Narrow Alleys and the Mist of Death
- Chapter 35: Festival Symphony and the Traitor’s Frequency
- Chapter 34: Heavy Gravity and Magnetic Rails
- Chapter 33: Three Threads of Fate and the Escape Map
- Chapter 32: Logic in the Dead End and The Painful Truth
- Chapter 31: The Serpent’s Banquet and The Living Main Course
- Chapter 30: Dinner Etiquette and The Golden Serpent
- Chapter 29: Warm Soup for Broken Souls
- Chapter 28: Shock in the Dark and The Eight-Legged Queen
- Chapter 27: Ghosts of the Past and Bloodless Tactics
- Chapter 26: Bloody Bonus and The Screaming Book
- Chapter 25: A Deadly Picnic and The Stone-Piercing Bolt
- Chapter 24: Blueprints, Royalties, and Peeping Eyes
- Chapter 23: Salty Bureaucracy and Gear Eyes
- Chapter 22: The Price of an Explosion and Melting Steel
- Chapter 21: Touch of Used Rubber and The Ghost Bow
- Chapter 20: Purple Anomaly and Corrupted Code
- Chapter 19: Printer Ink and Hacking Spells
- Chapter 18: The Dust Library and the Little Spy
- Chapter 17: Chromium Shine and The Hunger Transaction
- Chapter 16: The City of Scrap and The Economy of Rust
- Chapter 15: The Rusty Iron City and Those Who Hate Machines
- Chapter 14: The Mask of Kindness and Filthy Touches
- Chapter 13: Night School Language Class and Bridge Thugs
- Chapter 12: Incognito Mode and The Outskirts Humans
- Chapter 11: Cracked Asphalt and the Glitched Toll Keeper
- Chapter 10: Pendulum Physics and anAerial Embrace
- Chapter 9: The Humor Algorithm and the Definition of Catching Feelings
- Chapter 8: Right Angles Amidst Natural Chaos
- Chapter 7: Sleep Anomaly and The Breathing Battery
- Chapter 6: Puppet Dance and Data Threads
- Chapter 5: A New Name and the ForestThat Never Sleeps
- Chapter 4: The Hunger Download
- Chapter 3: Imagination Colliding with Logic
- Chapter 2: Interface in Flesh and Blood
- Chapter 1: The Last Message on a Saturday Night