Chapter 23: Salty Bureaucracy and Gear Eyes
Chapter 23: Salty Bureaucracy and Gear Eyes
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The Bakasa Branch Adventurer’s Guild building didn’t look like a neat registration office. The structure looked more like a stone fortress converted into a giant bar. The walls were made of sturdy black bricks, the front door was a four-meter high wooden gate that was always open, and from inside came a low hum resembling wasps inside a tin can.
Dayat stood in front of the gate, looking up at the Guild emblem: A Sword crossing with a Wrench over a shield. A strange emblem for a fantasy world, but perfectly logical in the Junkpunk city of Bakasa.
“Is this the place, Dol?” Dayat asked, adjusting the cloth bag on his back that hid the Tactical Crossbow. His bandaged right hand still throbbed, pulsing every time his heart pumped blood faster.
“Affirmative. Coordinates match,” Dola replied from under her cloak hood. “Noise level inside: 85 decibels. Be careful with belongings; pickpocketing rate in the lobby area reaches 15%.”
“Got it. Stick close to me. Don’t let anyone touch you again.”
Dayat stepped inside.
The Guild’s interior was spacious, yet crowded. The air smelled of a mix of cheap beer, sweat, tobacco, and engine oil. Hundreds of adventurers from various races gathered here.
There was a group of Beastkin (wolf-faced humans) counting stacks of coins at a corner table. There was a burly man in plate armor cleaning his giant axe with an oily rag. There were also hooded mages sitting in dark corners, probably planning something illegal.
Dayat felt small. He was just a skinny guy with a bandaged hand and a wife who looked like a beggar.
“To the registration counter,” Dola whispered, pointing to a long desk at the end of the room.
Dayat dragged his feet there, splitting the crowd that looked at him with disdainful gazes.
Behind the counter sat a receptionist. She was an Elf, but not the elegant and friendly type. Her dull blonde hair was tied haphazardly, her eye bags were thick, and she was chewing gum (or licorice root) with her mouth open.
Her name was written on the desk nameplate: Nyssia.
Nyssia didn’t look up when Dayat arrived at the desk. She was busy sorting piles of mission papers.
“Excuse me, Miss. Want to register,” Dayat said politely.
Nyssia stopped chewing for a moment, glanced at Dayat briefly, then returned to sorting papers.
“Can you read and write?” she asked curtly.
“Yes.”
“Have a criminal record in Bakasa?”
“No.” (At least not caught yet).
“Registration fee is 20 Silver. And put your hand on that crystal.”
Nyssia pointed to a clear crystal ball embedded in the wooden desk.
Dayat placed 20 silver coins (almost a third of their remaining money), then hesitantly placed his left hand (the healthy one) on the crystal ball.
“What’s this for?”
“Mana Check. To know what class you fit in. Mage, Mana Warrior, or trash,” Nyssia replied flatly.
Dayat swallowed hard. He remembered Dola’s words: His energy was ’Electricity’, not ’Water’.
Dola, standing behind Dayat, silently activated a micro-scale Jamming Signal from her eyes. She had to mask Dayat’s signal so it wouldn’t blow up the crystal or read as an anomaly.
[Stealth Protocol: Masking Signature. Output: Low Level Mana.]
The crystal ball glowed.
But the glow was very… pathetic. Just a dim gray flicker fading in and out, like a 5-watt bulb about to burn out.
Nyssia snorted. She wrote something on her form with rough strokes.
“Mana Capacity: Negligible. Type: Non-Elemental.”
Nyssia looked at Dayat with a gaze usually reserved for cockroaches.
“You have no magic talent. Muscles like stick figures. What do you want to do here? Want to be Goblin bait?”
“I am… a Marksman,” Dayat replied, trying to sound confident.
Nyssia laughed. Her laugh was dry and insulting. Several adventurers at nearby tables turned and chuckled along.
“Marksman? Using what? A slingshot?” Nyssia shook her head. “Listen, Bro. The Guild doesn’t need Porters right now. Quota is full. Go home, plant cassava.”
Dayat felt his face heat up. He was rejected not because he was evil, but because he was deemed weak.
“I don’t want to be a porter. I want to take extermination missions. I have a weapon.”
“What weapon?” Nyssia challenged. “A kitchen knife?”
Dayat didn’t answer with words. He lowered the cloth bag from his back. With careful movements (because his right hand hurt), he untied the knot.
Swish.
The cloth fell to the floor.
Revealing the jet-black Tactical Crossbow on the reception desk.
Its angular shape, the cams (pulley wheels) at both ends, and the composite material unknown in this world immediately drew attention. It didn’t look like an elegant elf wooden bow, nor a heavy dwarf iron crossbow. It looked like a killing machine.
The atmosphere around the counter suddenly went silent.
Nyssia stopped chewing. She stared at the object.
“This… what is this?” she asked, her finger almost touching the scope but pulling back.
“My work tool,” Dayat answered. “Can I test it?”
Nyssia looked into Dayat’s eyes. She saw determination there. Not the determination of a fool, but the determination of a man who knew what he was holding.
“Firing range in the backyard,” Nyssia said finally, her tone changing from dismissive to curious (and slightly wary). “If you can hit a target 50 meters away right in the center, I’ll give you an F-Rank badge. If you miss, you get out and don’t come back.”
The Guild’s backyard was an open area filled with straw and destroyed wooden targets. Several adventurers were practicing swordplay or shooting small fire magic.
They all stopped when they saw Nyssia bringing “The Hobo” (Dayat) into the firing area.
“Oi! A show!” shouted an adventurer. “The hobo wants to shoot!”
Dayat stood at the boundary line. The distance to the wooden target with the red circle was 50 meters. For a normal archer in this world, that was medium range. But for Dayat, whose hand was trembling from burns, it looked very far.
Dola stood right behind Dayat’s left shoulder.
“Condition Analysis,” Dola whispered. “Master’s right hand is experiencing tremors due to muscle pain. Aim stability decreased by 40%.”
“I know,” Dayat hissed while loading the carbon bolt into the flight track. He had to use his foot to hold the bow while pulling the string (since his right hand wasn’t strong enough to pull 185 lbs alone).
CLICK. String locked.
Dayat raised the weapon. Heavy. His right hand holding the trigger grip shook violently. The pain from the burn stung.
“I can’t hold this for long, Dol.”
“Use left shoulder as main support. I will provide wind correction data,” Dola instructed.
Dayat aimed. He looked through the scope. The target wobbled inside the lens because his hand was unstable.
“Wind from 3 o’clock. Speed 4 meters per second. Aim correction: Shift 2 millimeters right from target center.”
Dayat shifted his aim slightly to the right. He held his breath, trying to ignore the pain in his hand.
The crowd of adventurers started whispering, mocking.
“Taking forever! It’s gonna rain soon!”
“What tool is that? Why so many wheels? A kid’s toy?”
Dayat closed his eyes for a moment. Focus. This wasn’t just about joining the Guild. This was about pride.
He opened his eyes.
HOLD BREATH.
His bandaged index finger squeezed the trigger.
THWACK!
The release sound was short, sharp, and mechanical. Different from the usual bow twang.
The bolt flew so fast the naked eye could barely follow it.
THUD!
At the end of the field, the wooden target shook violently.
Nyssia narrowed her eyes. She walked closer to inspect the result. The crowd of adventurers moved forward too, curious.
When they saw the target, the atmosphere turned dead silent.
The black bolt didn’t just stick in the center of the red circle (Bullseye). The bolt embedded so deep that its fletching (rear fins) sank into the wood. The thick wood cracked around the impact point.
“Accuracy: 99.8%,” Dola whispered in Dayat’s ear. “Good shot for a temporarily crippled person.”
Dayat lowered his weapon, sighing in relief while wincing, holding his hand which hurt from the recoil.
Nyssia turned to face Dayat. Her mouth was no longer chewing gum.
“Passed,” she said briefly. “Go inside. Get the badge.”
As Dayat was about to put his weapon away, a wrinkled but strong hand held his shoulder.
“Wait a moment, Young Man.”
Dayat turned. A short old man with a thick white beard and strange double-lensed goggles stood there. He wore a leather apron full of workshop tools.
It was Master Dalgor, the Guild’s Head Artisan.
Master Dalgor’s eyes didn’t look at Dayat’s face. His eyes were glued to the pulley wheels (cams) at the end of Dayat’s crossbow.
“This mechanism…” Dalgor’s voice trembled with intellectual excitement. His oil-stained fingers pointed at the pulley system. “This is not reinforcement magic. This is… Leverage Physics. How did you think of this? How did you get such a light draw ratio for such explosive power?”
Dayat smiled awkwardly. “Uh… family secret, Gramps.”
Dalgor looked up, staring into Dayat’s eyes with an intensity that made Dayat step back.
“Family secret my ass. This is a revolutionary design. You…” Dalgor brought his face closer. “You’re not just a low-level adventurer, are you? You are an Engineer.”
The word “Engineer” was spoken by Dalgor with a tone of high respect, as if it were a noble title.
Dola nudged Dayat’s foot. Signal: Business Opportunity.
“You could say that,” Dayat answered carefully.
Dalgor grinned widely.
“Good. Forget the sewer rat extermination missions. After you get your badge, come to my workshop on the second floor. We need to talk about… patents. And money.”
Dalgor patted Dayat’s shoulder hard (right on the sore shoulder), then walked away laughing to himself, muttering about “force vectors” and “torque”.
Dayat looked at Dola.
“Dol, looks like we just got a shortcut.”
“Analysis: Subject Dalgor possesses high authority in the Guild. Collaborating with him will provide political protection and access to rare materials,” Dola said. “Strategy accepted.”
Dayat smiled. His hand hurt, his body was tired, but he had just silenced a room full of people who underestimated him, and got a VIP invitation from a VIP.
A productive day.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 186: Encounter At The Border
- Chapter 185: Preparation
- Chapter 184: The True Awakening
- Chapter 183: Sacrifice
- Chapter 182 182: The Heart Of The Plague
- Chapter 181 181: The First Sign
- Chapter 180 180: The Calm Before The Storm
- Chapter 179 179: A Peaceful Life Interrupted
- Chapter 178: Voices From The Darkness
- Chapter 177: Shadows In The South
- Chapter 176: The Promise On The Terrace
- Chapter 175: The Architect’s Design
- Chapter 174: Echoes Of Ignis-sol
- Chapter 173: Residual Wounds And Schemes
- Chapter 172: The Hand That Clutches
- Chapter 171 171: Dreams And Thrones
- Chapter 170 170: Silence And The Report
- Chapter 169 169: Violet Blade vs. Crimson Blade
- Chapter 168: The Awakening of the Architect
- Chapter 167: The Maiden’s Final Transfer
- Chapter 166: The Crimson Blade of the Brassvale Hero
- Chapter 165 165: The Red Dot
- Chapter 164 164: The Envoy of Brassvale
- Chapter 163: Morbis’s Offer
- Chapter 162: A New Home for Loy and Riri
- Chapter 161: Aura of the Wailing Forest
- Chapter 160: The Opened Door
- Chapter 159 159: What Remains
- Chapter 158 158: Memories Behind the Scars
- Chapter 157 157: After the Storm
- Chapter 156 156: DEW and Gravity Magic
- Chapter 155 155: Battle in the Narrow Alley
- Chapter 154: The Plan Behind the Darkness
- Chapter 153: Night at Alaric’s Mansion
- Chapter 152: The Adventurer’s Guild and Dalgor’s News
- Chapter 151: Rustgard and the Return to Bakasa
- Chapter 150: The Return Journey and the Beginning of Brassvale(2)
- Chapter 149: The Return Journey and the Beginning of Brassvale(1)
- Chapter 148: Audience with the Dwarf King
- Chapter 147: The Train to Karak-Zorn (2)
- Chapter 146: The Train to Karak-Zorn (1)
- Chapter 145: Toward Karak-Zorn (2)
- Chapter 144: Toward Karak-Zorn (1)
- Chapter 143: The Gates of Terragard
- Chapter 142 142: Journey Through the Forest of Lamentation
- Chapter 141 141: A Jealous Morning
- Chapter 140 140: Strategy and Room Warmth
- Chapter 139: The Architect’s Blueprint
- Chapter 138: Throne of the Architect
- Chapter 137: Dinner of the Damned
- Chapter 136: Echoes in the Binary Corridors
- Chapter 135: Awakening Upon the Steel Throne
- Chapter 134: The Bastion of Indigo Light
- Chapter 133 133: The Goddess’s Authority
- Chapter 132: The Goddess’s Priorities
- Chapter 131 131: The Goddess’s Agony
- Chapter 130 130: Metallic Carnage
- Chapter 129: Awakening of the Harbinger
- Chapter 128: Echoes of the Maiden: Tragedy Behind Logic
- Chapter 127 127: Binary Echoes Behind the Memory
- Chapter 126 126: The Architect's Nadir
- Chapter 125: Silver Rain on Lamping Hill
- Chapter 124: The Line Upon the Hill
- Chapter 123: Lament Upon the Scorched Wheat
- Chapter 122: Dawn’s Echo on the Brink of Purification
- Chapter 121: The Queen’s Mobilization
- Chapter 120: The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 119: Echoes Behind the Shadows
- Chapter 118: The Price of a Betrayal
- Chapter 117: Resonance Behind the Straw
- Chapter 116: Service in the Land of the Mixed
- Chapter 115: Fugitives at Rest in the Northern Grasslands
- Chapter 114: Runners on Wheels
- Chapter 113: The Crumbling of the Sacred Walls
- Chapter 112: Path of Blood
- Chapter 111: Resonance of the Primal Light
- Chapter 110: The Fall of the Architect
- Chapter 109: Days of Rust and Roots
- Chapter 108: Memory of Rust and Blood
- Chapter 107: Echoes of Screams Within the Roots
- Chapter 106: The Oppressive Depths of the Roots
- Chapter 105: A Thorny Banquet
- Chapter 104: The Signature of Doom
- Chapter 103: The Banquet of the Ancestors
- Chapter 102: The Mover of Winds
- Chapter 101: Echoes of Tranquility
- Chapter 100: The Awakening Omen
- Chapter 99: A New Mission
- Chapter 98: The Queen’s Gratitude
- Chapter 97: Battle in the Canopies
- Chapter 96: The Confrontation
- Chapter 95: The Trap is Set
- Chapter 94: The Inquisitor’s Ghost
- Chapter 93: Investigation: Forensic Data
- Chapter 92: The Poisoned Sap
- Chapter 91: The Shadow in the Garden
- Chapter 90: A Moment of Peace
- Chapter 89: The Skeptical Council
- Chapter 88: Manifestation: Drip Irrigation
- Chapter 87: Dola’s Soil Analysis
- Chapter 86: Verdia’s Agriculture Crisis
- Chapter 85 - 83: The Asylum Agreement
- Chapter 84: The Sisters’ Face-Off
- Chapter 83: Dayat’s New Look
- Chapter 82: The Living Wonders of the Ancients
- Chapter 81: Entry to the World Tree
- Chapter 80: The Paladin’s Ambush
- Chapter 79: The Emerald Threshold
- Chapter 78: The Sight of Daylight
- Chapter 77: Supplies Running Low
- Chapter 76: The Hall of Memories
- Chapter 75: A Breath in the Void
- Chapter 74: The Silent Stalker
- Chapter 73: Echoes of the Maiden
- Chapter 72: Farewell to the Forge
- Chapter 71: The Deep Road Map
- Chapter 70: The Price of Victory
- Chapter 69: The Breach Closure
- Chapter 68: Manifestation: Anti-Tank Javelin
- Chapter 67: Dola’s Tactical Overload
- Chapter 66: The Demon General Appears
- Chapter 65: The Fortress Hold
- Chapter 64: Kancil’s Training Ground
- Chapter 63: The Science of Exorcism
- Chapter 62: The Shadow Swarm
- Chapter 61: Under the Last Light
- Chapter 60: The Emergency Council
- Chapter 59: The Foundry of Progress
- Chapter 58: The Scout’s Report
- Chapter 57: The First Tremor
- Chapter 56: Dola’s Origin Inquiry
- Chapter 55: Manifestation: Industrial Lathe
- Chapter 54: The Meritocracy Challenge
- Chapter 53: The Great Workshop
- Chapter 52: The Customs of Iron
- Chapter 51: The Stone Breath
- Chapter 50: The Steel Threshold
- Chapter 49: Dayat’s Emotional Acceptance
- Chapter 48: Logical Conclusion (Wife Status)
- Chapter 47: Dola’s Reboot — Logic Within Tears
- Chapter 46: Recovery & Discovery
- Chapter 45: Manifestation of Wrath
- Chapter 44: Broken Dola (The Climax)The heavens had finally broken.
- Chapter 43: Scorched Remnants and the Whispers of Doom
- Chapter 42: Mage vs. Logic
- Chapter 41: The Weight on My Shoulders and the Irrational Heartbeat
- Chapter 40: Blood Ultimatum at the East Gate
- Chapter 39: Scorched Trails and the Shadow of the Hunter
- Chapter 38: Collapsed Logic and the Anomalous Heartbeat
- Chapter 37: Death Resonance and the Traitor’s End
- Chapter 36: Thunder in the Narrow Alleys and the Mist of Death
- Chapter 35: Festival Symphony and the Traitor’s Frequency
- Chapter 34: Heavy Gravity and Magnetic Rails
- Chapter 33: Three Threads of Fate and the Escape Map
- Chapter 32: Logic in the Dead End and The Painful Truth
- Chapter 31: The Serpent’s Banquet and The Living Main Course
- Chapter 30: Dinner Etiquette and The Golden Serpent
- Chapter 29: Warm Soup for Broken Souls
- Chapter 28: Shock in the Dark and The Eight-Legged Queen
- Chapter 27: Ghosts of the Past and Bloodless Tactics
- Chapter 26: Bloody Bonus and The Screaming Book
- Chapter 25: A Deadly Picnic and The Stone-Piercing Bolt
- Chapter 24: Blueprints, Royalties, and Peeping Eyes
- Chapter 23: Salty Bureaucracy and Gear Eyes
- Chapter 22: The Price of an Explosion and Melting Steel
- Chapter 21: Touch of Used Rubber and The Ghost Bow
- Chapter 20: Purple Anomaly and Corrupted Code
- Chapter 19: Printer Ink and Hacking Spells
- Chapter 18: The Dust Library and the Little Spy
- Chapter 17: Chromium Shine and The Hunger Transaction
- Chapter 16: The City of Scrap and The Economy of Rust
- Chapter 15: The Rusty Iron City and Those Who Hate Machines
- Chapter 14: The Mask of Kindness and Filthy Touches
- Chapter 13: Night School Language Class and Bridge Thugs
- Chapter 12: Incognito Mode and The Outskirts Humans
- Chapter 11: Cracked Asphalt and the Glitched Toll Keeper
- Chapter 10: Pendulum Physics and anAerial Embrace
- Chapter 9: The Humor Algorithm and the Definition of Catching Feelings
- Chapter 8: Right Angles Amidst Natural Chaos
- Chapter 7: Sleep Anomaly and The Breathing Battery
- Chapter 6: Puppet Dance and Data Threads
- Chapter 5: A New Name and the ForestThat Never Sleeps
- Chapter 4: The Hunger Download
- Chapter 3: Imagination Colliding with Logic
- Chapter 2: Interface in Flesh and Blood
- Chapter 1: The Last Message on a Saturday Night