Chapter 2: EMERGENCY LOG OUT
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Chapter 2: EMERGENCY LOG OUT
Once they reached the top of the hill, Astrid still had the energy to jump and twirl like a child. “See? I told you the view would be fantastic from here! Look at that clear blue sky and the super green fields!”
Her HP is in the red… How can she move like that?! Alan thought as he tried to catch his breath.
“J-Just give me a moment, p-please.”
“Aha! I told you there was a river nearby,” she said, beaming and stretching out her arms. “Come on, Alan, fill your lungs! The air smells especially good around here!”
The panting Alan followed her gaze, finding a top view of the region. Apart from the Beginner’s Town 300 yards away and the Virmion Woods at their back, he could admire a magnificent blue mountain on the horizon.
Long gone are the sights of sterile lands, gray clouds, black seas, and the dry rivers of the old Earth, huh. This is just like Alvearium Enterprise’s advertisements said: ‘The Novus is a new beginning! Do and be whatever your heart desires!’ Yeah sure, at least until the Santa María arrives at its destination…
“Do you like what you see?” Astrid asked tenderly, locking eyes with him.
“I do…” he absently replied, staring at her cute, impossibly immaculate, perfect face, beautifully enticing plump lips, and her striking blue eyes, features enhanced by the Novus’ avatar rendering. Even her golden bob made her look like a runaway princess.
Who knows? Maybe she secretly is one. She comes from the country of kings and queens, after all.
“Alan?” she called, giving him a funny look. “I’m talking about the scenery. Do you like it?”
He corrected his posture. “Y-Yes! A truly astounding view! It really warms your heart to experience what Earth was supposed to look like hundreds of years ago. Am I right?!” He then laughed out loud, hands on his hips.
She narrowed her eyes at him. “But what’s with the gloomy face you had just a moment ago? Were you thinking about something negative again, Mr. Warden?”
Come on, Astrid, what do you want me to say? Should I tell you that although I had a blast fighting monsters with you every single day, I consider this a waste of time? Look at us! We’re all caged in a semi-medieval setting, learning swordplay and roleplaying as mages instead of learning how to use a gun, repair solar panels, and maintain our home ship!
“Astrid… I…”
She suddenly grabbed his hand. “Have I told you before that I find your sulky expression especially cute?” she said in a serious tone before grinning. “Come on, let’s go to the Town Hall and retrieve our bounty!”
As they ran down the hill, Alan could feel the wind hit his face and fill his lungs with pure air. Not only that. I can feel the muscles in my legs working and my heart thumping like crazy… And just like pain here feels real, the hand I’m holding… Hers… feels like the real deal too.
Unus The Beginner’s Town was up ahead, designated to welcome every new inhabitant of the Eurola region. Its shops and restaurants were small, and the only two-story buildings were the Town Hall and the Moonlight Dream Inn.
“I hope this doesn’t take long. Because I’m starving.”
“We’ve already explored Caeruleum Mountain and Virmion Woods, so what’s next?” he asked, prompting her to raise her chin with pride.
“Dylak’s Mansion, obviously! Let’s show those guys that belittled you yesterday that we can beat that whole dungeon on our own. We don’t need them!”
“Wait, haven’t we heard that place is like hardcore?”
“So what? After today’s battle, I truly think we can take on anything the Novus throws at us. You said I always find a way, didn’t you? Besides, I’ll have you by my side.”
“Which reminds me, are you still up for starting a guild with me?”
“Absolutely! Have you come up with a good name for it yet?”
“Well, I was thinking about that spell you improvised to save me, and it’s kind of inspiring, you know? So let’s become the ‘Shooting Stars’ and soar the skies!”
Astrid grimaced. “Rejected. It sounds lame and girly.”
“What?! No it doesn’t! And didn’t you tell me you loved astronomy stuff? Astronomy… Astr–id… Get it?”
“I have a much better one! We could become the ‘Death Bringers’!”
“Pass. Do you want to scare everyone we meet?”
The Town Hall’s interior looked more like a bank than a local government building. Female employees wearing Victorian-inspired dresses helped visitors from their reception desks with constant transactions of gold and valuables. The woman that received Alan and Astrid had a long blue ponytail and fox-like ears. The title ‘Unus Town Mayor’ could be read above her head.
“Good morning, aspiring heroes! What can I do for you today?” she intoned in a sweet voice.
“We got rid of your pest problem,” Astrid said proudly, putting a blood-stained fang over the desk.
Although I’m pretty sure they’ll all respawn by tomorrow morning, Alan thought, half-smiling.
“That’s wonderful,” the young lady said, smiling brightly. “Congratulations on defeating The Weasenox. As a reward, you can choose a weapon from this list.” With that said, she waved at the air, and a System window popped up in front of them.
“Only one weapon? We’re two here, you know? But whatever!” Astrid said, annoyed, exhaling loudly. “Could you also give us a form to register a new guild, please?”
“Right away, Ms. Bradford,” the fox-eared woman with a permanent grin said, materializing a second window.
“Let’s review the rewards first, eh Alan?” Astrid asked, turning her gaze to him. To her surprise, Alan was consciously observing the female NPC, who did not seem to mind. “W-What are you looking at, you creep?!” Astrid hissed, glancing at the NPC’s ample bosom and curvy figure.
Or was he entranced by those cute animal ears?
“I’ve been wondering for a while,” Alan began, without taking his eyes off the fake woman. “Can these NPCs be considered some kind of advanced AI? They’re part of the System, after all, but what kind of special programming do they have? Do they repeat the same things over and over again after a prolonged conversation?”
“Here it is again,” Astrid said, folding her arms. “Curious Alan. No wait, I have a better one. ‘Alanytical.'”
“S-Sorry for zoning out, Astrid, won’t happen again. You were saying?”
She sighed loudly, hiding a smile. “Help me choose a reward from the list while I fill out the guild form, okay?”
After nodding, Alan skimmed through the list, but the constant loud voices around him caught his attention.
“Man, this place is awesome. Who would have thought this place would be like a video game?”
“I know, right? I wouldn’t mind becoming a frozen vegetable for the rest of my life. Everyone here looks hot as hell, and we’re practically immortal.”
“I hope the Santa María finds nothing but poisonous planets during its whole journey so we get stuck here forever.”
“Yeah. Who in their right mind would want to return to the real world? Especially if we end up stranded on some lame-ass rock in the middle of nowhere.”
Great… Just freaking great.
Alan formed fists and tensed his jaw while his gaze kept absently pointing at the reward list.
That’s what I was talking about. Should we really be wasting our time playing here while our families and the rest of the ‘non-legal’ are literally awaiting death? We all left a dying Earth just a week ago, and we’ve been doing nothing but eating and drinking to our heart’s content and fakely satiating some sense of accomplishment. This… This feels wrong!
Those thoughts incited him to turn around and give a piece of his mind to those Users, teens just like him, but Astrid grabbed his arm and looked deep into his eyes.
“Don’t,” she said quietly, faintly smiling at him. “I knew something has been bothering you lately, so listen, don’t feel bad about living in a utopia. We gain literally nothing from worrying about what we left behind instead of looking at what’s ahead of us. We’ve already said goodbye to all of our relatives, right? So keep proud of their sacrifice and live every day to your fullest for them. That’s what a shooting star does, right? Keep going forward no matter what?”
“Astrid… How did you know…?”
She chuckled, gently tapping his forehead. “Because I’ve been thinking the same since we logged in, silly. Tee-hee. So! Have you made your choice yet?”
He smiled at her and tapped on the reward screen.
“Here’s your new Beginner’s Elemental Staff, Mr. Warden,” the NPC in front of them said, placing the item over the desk, which Astrid stared at, frowning.
“Take it, Astrid. So you can save me again in the future,” Alan said as the girl grabbed it with shaking hands and embraced it.
“D-Deal!” she replied with flushed cheeks before hurrying her way to the exit.
Admiring the way her short blond hair danced left and right at her every step seemed to ease the pressure in his heart. Although I’m not totally convinced, I can’t deny that living here by your side will make it all worth it.
As he stepped in her direction, the NPC urgently called out to him: “Mr. Warden, before you go, would you kindly sign the guild’s form? Just press your thumb on the red dot, and the process will be complete.”
“Ah sure,” he said, following her instructions, and before the window could disappear, he caught a glimpse of the registered guild name: ‘Shooting Stars’.
“Hurry up, Alan, I’m starving! Let’s get some pizza!”
“Yes!” he replied aloud, waving goodbye to the Mayor.
What am I doing worrying about a future so far ahead of us? Astrid is right. Instead of bashing my head against the wall, thinking we’ll screw this up before it even starts, I should focus on taking care of what’s in front of me now.
Smiling about the possibilities of a bright future awaiting him, Alan Warden hurried his steps, promising to look at the good side of things just like her, before a red system window blocked his field of vision.
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++++ WARNING!
COMMUNICATION WITH THE NOVUS SYSTEM HAS BEEN LOST. ++++
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His legs stopped working, and reality froze around him as a static image of Astrid waiting for him at the door got carved into his brain.
And it may be my imagination, but I think I can hear her voice in the distance, screaming my name…
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+++++NOTICE:
+++++User #29318 ALAN WARDEN YOU HAVE LOGGED OUT OF THE NOVUS SYSTEM. ++++
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- 99 – [VOL II – Ch16] (Healer Competition Arc) — Otherworldly Beauty
- 98 – [VOL II – Ch15] (Healer Competition Arc) — Deadly Penalty
- 97 – [VOL II – Ch14] (Healer Competition Arc) — Witholding Information
- 96 – [VOL II – Chapter 13] — Priorities
- Chapter 140: Living Iron
- Chapter 139: Sonata of the Fallen
- Chapter 138: In the Land of the Faceless, a Pretty Face is Queen
- Chapter 137: Hello there, Fellow Guilders! (Part 3)
- Chapter 136: Hello there, Fellow Guilders! (Part 2)
- Chapter 135: Hello there, Fellow Guilders! (Part 1)
- Chapter 134: Forced Guilt (Part 2)
- Chapter 133: Forced Guilt (Part 1)
- Chapter 132: Gears in Motion (Part 3)
- Chapter 131: Gears in Motion (Part 2)
- Chapter 130: Gears in Motion (Part 1)
- Chapter 129: Healing Capitalism (Part 3)
- Chapter 128: Healing Capitalism (Part 2)
- Chapter 127: Healing Capitalism (Part 1)
- Chapter 126: Holding unto secrets (Part 3)
- Chapter 125: Holding unto secrets (Part 2)
- Chapter 124: Holding unto secrets (Part 1)
- Chapter 123: COMPLACENT INSECURITY - PART 2
- Chapter 122: COMPLACENT INSECURITY - PART 1
- Chapter 121: PHANTOM SEEKERS NOW ONLINE - PART 2
- Chapter 120: PHANTOM SEEKERS NOW ONLINE - PART 1
- Chapter 119: CATCHING UP - PART 2
- Chapter 118: VOLUME’S 2 - 1 - CATCHING UP
- Chapter 117: VOLUME’S 2 PROLOGUE - PART 2
- Chapter 116: VOLUME’S 2 PROLOGUE - PART 1
- Chapter 115: Dylak’s Revenge (FINALE) - END & EPILOGUE
- Chapter 114: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 30) - The Forsaken Lady
- Chapter 113: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 29) - Monster in Diguise
- Chapter 112: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 28) - Unfounded plan
- Chapter 111: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 27) - Silver Fox
- Chapter 110: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 26) - Mana Transfer
- Chapter 109: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 25) - Dylak’s Moving Mansion
- Chapter 108: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 24) - Blazing Combat Maid - Part 2
- Chapter 107: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 23) - Blazing Combat Maid - Part 1
- Chapter 106: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 22) - The Usurper and the Discarded
- Chapter 105: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 21) - Baton Pass
- Chapter 104: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 20) Calling Customer Support
- Chapter 103: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 19) Stupid Lookalike
- Chapter 102: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 18) Combat Butler
- Chapter 101: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 17) As important as Flavor Text
- Chapter 100: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 16) Stockholm Syndrome
- Chapter 99: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 15) Setting Priorities
- Chapter 98: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 14) Digital Empathy
- Chapter 97: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 13)
- Chapter 96: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 12) After the Nightmare
- Chapter 95: Dylak’s Fun Time House (Part 11.111) April Fool’s 2022
- Chapter 94: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 11)
- Chapter 93: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 10)
- Chapter 92: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 9)
- Chapter 91: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 8)
- Chapter 90: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 7)
- Chapter 89: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 6)
- Chapter 88: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 5)
- Chapter 87: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 4)
- Chapter 86: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 3)
- Chapter 85: Dylak’s Revenge PART 2
- Chapter 84: SPECIAL - Dylak’s Revenge (Part 1)
- Chapter 83: Epilogue
- Chapter 82: End of Volume 1
- Chapter 81: Farewell, Beginner’s Town!
- Chapter 80: Bechdel’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 79: The Thirty-six-year-old Teen (Part 2)
- Chapter 78: The Thirty-Six-Year-Old Teen
- Chapter 77: Paparazzi
- Chapter 76: Reinauguration
- Chapter 75: Under the stars
- Chapter 74: The Novus’ true purpose
- Chapter 73: Sense of Defeat
- Chapter 72: Remembrance (Part 2)
- Chapter 71: Remembrance
- Chapter 70: Ghost in the Machine
- Chapter 69: Phantom Seekers’ First Stream
- Chapter 68: The Novus’ brightest star
- Chapter 67: Voice Within
- Chapter 66: Final Round
- Chapter 65: My mentor always said...
- Chapter 64: Amelia Blueflamme
- Chapter 63: Herculean Tenacity
- Chapter 62: A Beautiful promise under Dire circumstances
- Chapter 61: The Weakest Hero of the People
- Chapter 60: The Stranded Hell Princess
- Chapter 59: Hell’s Brat
- Chapter 58: Like the sun and moon
- Chapter 57: Like day and night
- Chapter 56: Rise of the Engineer (Part 2)
- Chapter 55: Rise of the Engineer
- Chapter 54: Businessman Rank 1
- Chapter 53: Baby Steps (Part 2)
- Chapter 52: Baby Steps
- Chapter 51: Gaming Ethics
- Chapter 50: Three Way Secret (Part 2)
- Chapter 49: Three Way Secret
- Chapter 48: Rejected #36
- Chapter 47: Trust Issues (Part 3)
- Chapter 46: Trust Issues (Part 2)
- Chapter 45: Trust Issues
- Chapter 44: The Beginning of a stress-filled life
- Chapter 43: Never abandon your allies
- Chapter 42: Never make a girl cry
- Chapter 41: Bitter Aftermath (Part 3)
- Chapter 40: Bitter Aftermath (Part 2)
- Chapter 39: Bitter Aftermath (Part 1)
- Chapter 38: Cat, Mouse, and Owner - Part 2
- Chapter 37: Cat, Mouse, and Owner - Part 1
- Chapter 36: Nuke Dragon - Part 2
- Chapter 35: Nuke Dragon - Part 1
- Chapter 34: Satellite - Part 2
- Chapter 33: Satellite - Part 1
- Chapter 32: Down in the Warzone - Part 2
- Chapter 31: Down in the Warzone - Part 1
- Chapter 30: Non-Compliant Monsters - Part 2
- Chapter 29: Non-Compliant Monsters - Part 1
- Chapter 28: Equinox Festival - Part 3
- Chapter 27: Equinox Festival - Part 2
- Chapter 26: Equinox Festival - Part 1
- Chapter 25: Carefully Planned Encounter (Part 2)
- Chapter 24: Carefully-Planned Encounter
- Chapter 23: Never listen to a Gold Digger (Part 2)
- Chapter 22: Never listen to a Gold Digger
- Chapter 21: Hardcore Gold Farming
- Chapter 20: Eyes as bright as the lights of the city
- Chapter 19: Long-term Promises to kick butts
- Chapter 18: Bitter memories
- Chapter 17: Cute Masquerade
- Chapter 16: Looking for Trouble
- Chapter 15: Separated Paths (Part 2)
- Chapter 14: Separated Paths
- Chapter 13: Finally, a place to call home? (Part 2)
- Chapter 12: Finally, a place to call home?
- Chapter 11: Finally, Allies? (Part 2)
- Chapter 10: Finally, allies?
- Chapter 9: Emergency Loaning
- Chapter 8: Emergency Feeding
- Chapter 7: Emergency Welcoming (Part 2)
- Chapter 6: Emergency Welcoming (Part 1)
- Chapter 5: Emergency Maintenance (Part 2)
- Chapter 4: Emergency Maintenance
- Chapter 3: Emergency Recruitment
- Chapter 2: EMERGENCY LOG OUT
- Chapter 1: WELCOME TO THE NOVUS
- POST VOLUME 1 - Phantom Seekers Member’s Status
- POST VOLUME 1 - List of Phantom Seekers’ NPC members
- List of Main Characters (POV characters)
- List of Known Artificial Intelligence
- Elemental Profficiency & STATS Explained
- Magic & Battle System
- The Tandem & Users Classifications
- The Santa María & The Novus