Chapter 80: Bechdel’s Worst Nightmare
Chapter 80: Bechdel’s Worst Nightmare
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Chapter 80: Bechdel’s Worst Nightmare
As soon as her mask artifact fell on the sink and her face, eyes, body, and hair returned to normal, she heard a faint squeal from somewhere inside the room. Her first instinct was to power up her fist with a fire aura.
**What am I doing? Control yourself or you’ll destroy the entire house. **
Astrid walked out of the bathroom and scanned the room, but nothing. Under the bed? There was nothing out of the ordinary inside the shoe closet. Her eyes then locked on the curtains, where the shadow of a round figure passed through it.
**No…**
She strolled cautiously towards it, and the small critter tried to escape by jumping, but she caught it. **I could even do it with my eyes shut.**
“A slime?” Astrid tilted her head, trying to figure out why such a low-level monster was there. “I know that the town is now full of creatures like you, but you’re starting to act like an infestation, you hear that?”
The slime seemed to understand what she was saying and tackled her, crashing against her chest. The slime and Astrid’s breasts wiggled with the same consistency.
She snarled and held it aloft, by what she imagined to be its right ‘cheek’. “That wasn’t cute at all, you pest. The only one that I’ll ever let touch my boobs is A–”
**Wait a bloody minute…**
She inspected it closely to see its system’s information. When monsters displayed their names in orange letters, it meant they had been tamed by a User.
Astrid inadvertently let it go, and Sloochie ran away in a heartbeat.
**Oh, bloody crap…**
***
Half an hour later, when the mask’s cooldown reset and she could assume her Idol persona again, Astrid exhaled deeply before returning to the living room. Although she could not calm her rapid heart rate, she did her best to smile and act friendly.
“How is it going, guys? Have you finished reviewing the contract yet?”
“Yes!” Alan smiled at her. “We were waiting for you to come back so we’d sign it together.”
Astrid, acting as Miss Cosmica, inspected his expression. **It seems the slime wasn’t his.** Her eyes then darted to the woman beside him, folding her arms.
“Great!” Miss Cosmica beamed. “What are we waiting for then?”
As Miss Cosmica took a seat and talked to Consteline, Amelia opened her Friend List tab and called her sister, while vigilantly observing the idol called Nebuline at the other side of the room. Amelia noticed the bodyguard’s eyes check something inside her field of vision, before glancing at her for a second.
Although Marissa did not respond, Amelia got the answer she needed.
“I’d like to talk to Miss Cosmica for a moment,” Amelia spoke in a commanding voice.
“Would you like to take that photo I promised first?” Miss Cosmica asked, clapping, but Amelia’s eyes were not showing joy.
“Why? What is it?” Alan asked. “Is there something else to discuss?”
“Alan Warden,” Amelia intoned aloud while not taking her eyes off the idol. “Do you trust your Co-leader?”
“Of course I do,” he said, confused. “I’d trust you with my life.”
Hearing that made Miss Cosmica bite her lower lip.
“Trust me then. Go. It’ll be just a moment.”
Alan said no more and walked towards the exit, accompanied by his two maid NPCs. “Ashley, let’s go.”
The aforementioned girl nodded after taking the box of cookies with her.
The door closed, but two others remained. “Boss?” Nebuline called, frowning, before meeting Amelia’s glare.
“Dammit, Marissa, I know it’s you! Get out of here!” Amelia then crossed her eyes with Consteline. “And you must be Helen, right?”
Consteline smiled widely at her.
“Leave us alone,” Miss Cosmica said. Both bodyguards nodded and their hurried heels echoed through the living room. Astrid took off her mask once the door got shut. The process made her groan, but she endured it to present a neutral face to her hostess. “Are you planning on blackmailing me, Amelia Laflamme?”
Amelia crossed her legs and stretched out her arms on the couch, sneering. “You shouldn’t have taken off your disguise. Your real face is less pleasant to see.”
“I wanted to see if you could handle seeing me in the eye.” Astrid smirked.
“Who would have thought? You, who didn’t bat an eye on plummeting other people’s gold, making millions in secret.”
“Gold that I’ve also invested in the guild. Ask Tamara. She can give you the numbers.”
“Another one of your lackeys. No, thanks. It amazes me you even have the time to do this. Wait, it makes sense. You were barely around.”
“That is a lie, and you know it. If it weren’t for me, we would have never reached the top rankings.”
“And if you weren’t playing pop star so often, Marco Souza wouldn’t have gained so much power and taken a third of the guild with him.”
“You aren’t calling him Lord Marco anymore?”
“He failed to meet my expectations.”
“Did he? If I remember correctly, you were so desperate to please him that you even killed Alan eleven times.”
“Ten, and he has been very forgiving about that. We’re very close now. Very.”
“I know. I’ve seen the bloody t-shirts.”
“Good, burn that image into your mind. What’s with this sponsorship crap, anyway?”
“It’s not a lie. I really believe people will fall in love with Phantom Seekers. At least with the members worth watching.”
“Is this an elaborate plan to gain him back?”
“What if it is? He’ll get the resources he needs to get stronger. He benefits from it.”
“So you’re accepting this is your way of making him indebted to you.”
“Are you going to tell him?”
Amelia giggled. “Who knows? Having this much power feels sooo great. I may keep the secret as long as you behave.”
“I prefer not. I’d hate owning you one.”
“But you must keep your secret! You don’t want to disappoint your fans, do you? ‘Oh, have you heard? Miss Cosmica, the Novus sweetheart, is none other than the Golden Bitch. I won’t support her anymore’.”
“Do you think I care about my reputation?”
“Well, you need it, at least for a little longer. To help Alan, you approached him as Miss Cosmica, not Astrid. I wonder why?”
Astrid laughed out loud, not caring if the people outside could hear her. “So you’re admitting that my sponsorship would be a good thing for him.”
“We’ll just be using your resources, that’s all. But stay away from him. Got it?”
“I can’t promise you that. To keep a good business relationship, I’ll have to talk to him often.”
This time, Amelia snickered. “It’s sad when you say it like that. This is the only way you’ll get close to him ever again.”
Astrid snarled. “What?”
“He’s not going back to your arms.” Amelia stood up and placed one foot over the coffee table, her closed fists on her hips. “Admit it, you barely had time for him! You want to be a Guild Master, the number one Ranker, and the Novus’ greatest idol?! Please! That’s why he left! You couldn’t even get off your high horse for a single minute and ask him what he wanted, what he needed! And even if you seduce him while using that stupid disguise, would you call that a victory?! He now has companions that will support him, that’ll never abandon him. And I’m telling you, right now, that I’ll make it my priority to make him happy, every single fucking day! SO FUCK OFF!”
“Are you done?”
“Yes. But I could keep going if you want.”
Astrid opened her User Interface and pushed her thumb against a new floating window. “No, I’ve heard enough.” She put on her mask, waited until the process finished, and rose from her seat, stomping toward the exit. “How I missed talking to you, Amelia Lapute.”
“Au revoir, salope. Va te faire voir !”
“Bloody slag,” Miss Cosmica murmured before slamming the door. “I’ve signed the contract,” she said, passing by Alan and his companions. “Sign yours whenever you’re ready. This will be all for the moment.”
“Um, thanks for everything, Miss Cosmica,” Alan replied shyly. “See you later then.”
As Miss Cosmica waited for her companions to call their mount, she responded without looking in his direction. “Take care.”
Alan stood on the house’s porch for a little longer, watching them go on translucid pegasuses. Bright star-like lights lined the mount’s bodies as if they were constellations incarnate.
“Is something wrong?” he asked after hearing Amelia’s footsteps behind him.
“Nothing wrong. I just wanted to make sure if she was trustworthy.”
“And?”
She stood by his side, with crossed arms. “You said you trusted me, didn’t you?”
He remained silent, watching the night sky.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 137: Hello there, Fellow Guilders! (Part 3)
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- Chapter 135: Hello there, Fellow Guilders! (Part 1)
- Chapter 134: Forced Guilt (Part 2)
- Chapter 133: Forced Guilt (Part 1)
- Chapter 132: Gears in Motion (Part 3)
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- Chapter 130: Gears in Motion (Part 1)
- Chapter 129: Healing Capitalism (Part 3)
- Chapter 128: Healing Capitalism (Part 2)
- Chapter 127: Healing Capitalism (Part 1)
- Chapter 126: Holding unto secrets (Part 3)
- Chapter 125: Holding unto secrets (Part 2)
- Chapter 124: Holding unto secrets (Part 1)
- Chapter 123: COMPLACENT INSECURITY - PART 2
- Chapter 122: COMPLACENT INSECURITY - PART 1
- Chapter 121: PHANTOM SEEKERS NOW ONLINE - PART 2
- Chapter 120: PHANTOM SEEKERS NOW ONLINE - PART 1
- Chapter 119: CATCHING UP - PART 2
- Chapter 118: VOLUME’S 2 - 1 - CATCHING UP
- Chapter 117: VOLUME’S 2 PROLOGUE - PART 2
- Chapter 116: VOLUME’S 2 PROLOGUE - PART 1
- Chapter 115: Dylak’s Revenge (FINALE) - END & EPILOGUE
- Chapter 114: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 30) - The Forsaken Lady
- Chapter 113: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 29) - Monster in Diguise
- Chapter 112: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 28) - Unfounded plan
- Chapter 111: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 27) - Silver Fox
- Chapter 110: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 26) - Mana Transfer
- Chapter 109: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 25) - Dylak’s Moving Mansion
- Chapter 108: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 24) - Blazing Combat Maid - Part 2
- Chapter 107: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 23) - Blazing Combat Maid - Part 1
- Chapter 106: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 22) - The Usurper and the Discarded
- Chapter 105: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 21) - Baton Pass
- Chapter 104: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 20) Calling Customer Support
- Chapter 103: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 19) Stupid Lookalike
- Chapter 102: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 18) Combat Butler
- Chapter 101: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 17) As important as Flavor Text
- Chapter 100: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 16) Stockholm Syndrome
- Chapter 99: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 15) Setting Priorities
- Chapter 98: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 14) Digital Empathy
- Chapter 97: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 13)
- Chapter 96: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 12) After the Nightmare
- Chapter 95: Dylak’s Fun Time House (Part 11.111) April Fool’s 2022
- Chapter 94: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 11)
- Chapter 93: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 10)
- Chapter 92: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 9)
- Chapter 91: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 8)
- Chapter 90: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 7)
- Chapter 89: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 6)
- Chapter 88: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 5)
- Chapter 87: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 4)
- Chapter 86: Dylak’s Revenge (Part 3)
- Chapter 85: Dylak’s Revenge PART 2
- Chapter 84: SPECIAL - Dylak’s Revenge (Part 1)
- Chapter 83: Epilogue
- Chapter 82: End of Volume 1
- Chapter 81: Farewell, Beginner’s Town!
- Chapter 80: Bechdel’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 79: The Thirty-six-year-old Teen (Part 2)
- Chapter 78: The Thirty-Six-Year-Old Teen
- Chapter 77: Paparazzi
- Chapter 76: Reinauguration
- Chapter 75: Under the stars
- Chapter 74: The Novus’ true purpose
- Chapter 73: Sense of Defeat
- Chapter 72: Remembrance (Part 2)
- Chapter 71: Remembrance
- Chapter 70: Ghost in the Machine
- Chapter 69: Phantom Seekers’ First Stream
- Chapter 68: The Novus’ brightest star
- Chapter 67: Voice Within
- Chapter 66: Final Round
- Chapter 65: My mentor always said...
- Chapter 64: Amelia Blueflamme
- Chapter 63: Herculean Tenacity
- Chapter 62: A Beautiful promise under Dire circumstances
- Chapter 61: The Weakest Hero of the People
- Chapter 60: The Stranded Hell Princess
- Chapter 59: Hell’s Brat
- Chapter 58: Like the sun and moon
- Chapter 57: Like day and night
- Chapter 56: Rise of the Engineer (Part 2)
- Chapter 55: Rise of the Engineer
- Chapter 54: Businessman Rank 1
- Chapter 53: Baby Steps (Part 2)
- Chapter 52: Baby Steps
- Chapter 51: Gaming Ethics
- Chapter 50: Three Way Secret (Part 2)
- Chapter 49: Three Way Secret
- Chapter 48: Rejected #36
- Chapter 47: Trust Issues (Part 3)
- Chapter 46: Trust Issues (Part 2)
- Chapter 45: Trust Issues
- Chapter 44: The Beginning of a stress-filled life
- Chapter 43: Never abandon your allies
- Chapter 42: Never make a girl cry
- Chapter 41: Bitter Aftermath (Part 3)
- Chapter 40: Bitter Aftermath (Part 2)
- Chapter 39: Bitter Aftermath (Part 1)
- Chapter 38: Cat, Mouse, and Owner - Part 2
- Chapter 37: Cat, Mouse, and Owner - Part 1
- Chapter 36: Nuke Dragon - Part 2
- Chapter 35: Nuke Dragon - Part 1
- Chapter 34: Satellite - Part 2
- Chapter 33: Satellite - Part 1
- Chapter 32: Down in the Warzone - Part 2
- Chapter 31: Down in the Warzone - Part 1
- Chapter 30: Non-Compliant Monsters - Part 2
- Chapter 29: Non-Compliant Monsters - Part 1
- Chapter 28: Equinox Festival - Part 3
- Chapter 27: Equinox Festival - Part 2
- Chapter 26: Equinox Festival - Part 1
- Chapter 25: Carefully Planned Encounter (Part 2)
- Chapter 24: Carefully-Planned Encounter
- Chapter 23: Never listen to a Gold Digger (Part 2)
- Chapter 22: Never listen to a Gold Digger
- Chapter 21: Hardcore Gold Farming
- Chapter 20: Eyes as bright as the lights of the city
- Chapter 19: Long-term Promises to kick butts
- Chapter 18: Bitter memories
- Chapter 17: Cute Masquerade
- Chapter 16: Looking for Trouble
- Chapter 15: Separated Paths (Part 2)
- Chapter 14: Separated Paths
- Chapter 13: Finally, a place to call home? (Part 2)
- Chapter 12: Finally, a place to call home?
- Chapter 11: Finally, Allies? (Part 2)
- Chapter 10: Finally, allies?
- Chapter 9: Emergency Loaning
- Chapter 8: Emergency Feeding
- Chapter 7: Emergency Welcoming (Part 2)
- Chapter 6: Emergency Welcoming (Part 1)
- Chapter 5: Emergency Maintenance (Part 2)
- Chapter 4: Emergency Maintenance
- Chapter 3: Emergency Recruitment
- Chapter 2: EMERGENCY LOG OUT
- Chapter 1: WELCOME TO THE NOVUS
- POST VOLUME 1 - Phantom Seekers Member’s Status
- POST VOLUME 1 - List of Phantom Seekers’ NPC members
- List of Main Characters (POV characters)
- List of Known Artificial Intelligence
- Elemental Profficiency & STATS Explained
- Magic & Battle System
- The Tandem & Users Classifications
- The Santa María & The Novus