Chapter 179 - 177: Even a Pervert Like Me Thinks This Is Perverted!
Chapter 179 - 177: Even a Pervert Like Me Thinks This Is Perverted!
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Chapter 179: Chapter 177: Even a Pervert Like Me Thinks This Is Perverted!
After Gao Shuai finished telling his story, the viewers in the livestream couldn’t help but let out a sigh.
A sense of infinite emotion rose in everyone’s hearts.
But the show must go on…
Even if Gao Shuai was crying miserably, whose happiness isn’t built on someone else’s pain?
“Old man here calculated and it seems bro, you’ve still been cheated on!”
“This humble monk has also calculated, your wife has long been unfaithful, and even the child may not be yours.”
“A sudden breakup or divorce like this must mean there’s someone else on the outside, otherwise, how could it be so decisive?”
“If a woman doesn’t even care about her child, then bro, it’s best not to have any attachments.”
“Old Tie, one should live in the present, don’t be bound by memories of the past!”
“Yeah, forget what needs to be forgotten! After all, people change. Three years ago, I was still an innocent virgin, and now I’ve become the mother of two kids.”
“Black guy question mark.JPG??? Bro… no, sis, what are you…”
“I guess there was someone else outside long ago! The other person must have given her a response, then that woman got love-brained.”
“Bro’s really miserable, together since high school, it must have been at least ten years by now. To break off such a long relationship so decisively, that’s really ruthless!”
“I suggest you quickly do a DNA test! Don’t find out in the end that after raising the kid, they’re not yours.”
“Discovering the 18-year-old daughter isn’t biologically yours, your reaction is? A. Furious B. Ecstatic C. Relieved D. Unconcerned E. Completely uninterested.”
“Hiss… that’s just twisted! Even I, a twisted person, think it’s twisted!”
“Setting aside Xiaoshuai not being handsome, he does look a bit handsome.”
“What are you saying over there?”
“Oh woman, your name is Ruthless!”
“Then I’m bloody called Iron Hand!”
“The Four Great Constables are here: Chasing Life, Cold Blood…”
Gao Shuai was lost in his own sorrowful world, paying no attention to the barrage of comments in the livestream.
After crying for a period, he continued, “Daoist, please help me calculate why my ex-wife left me!”
“Sure!”
Lu Heng nodded slightly.
A relationship of over a decade ended inexplicably, anyone would want an answer.
Then, he asked, “Young Friend Gao, you should know the fortune-telling rules of my livestream, right?”
“If the fortune-teller isn’t the person themselves, you’ll need to provide their real name and birthdate…”
“Daoist, I know!”
Gao Shuai hurriedly nodded, took out paper and pen, and wrote his ex-wife’s name and birthdate.
Then, he raised his phone, adjusted a bit, and aimed the camera at the writing on the paper.
“Daoist, can you see it clearly?”
Worried Lu Heng couldn’t see, Gao Shuai asked somewhat nervously and eagerly.
“I’ve seen it!”
“Please wait a moment while I calculate!”
After noting down the name and birthdate from the paper, Lu Heng silently called out to the Celestial Destiny System in his heart.
“System, search this person’s past!”
[System Notice: Checking past information will cost the host three days of life span, continue?]
“Yes!”
Upon his confirmation, scenes of what Gao Shuai’s ex-wife experienced flashed one by one before his eyes.
After seeing all of it, Lu Heng became somewhat silent.
His previous views were not so different from the viewers’.
Such a decisive choice to divorce surely meant there was someone else outside.
However, the truth was contrary.
Sometimes, reliance on experience can be deadly!
His ex-wife’s past was not much different from the story Gao Shuai told.
They had started dating back in high school.
Even when separated in different places during college, they remained together.
After graduating college, with blessings from family and friends, they happily married.
At that time, this newlywed couple was very poor, so poor they had to rent a basement and squeeze in with others.
But, after striving hard and fighting, they finally had a place to call their own and even welcomed the birth of their love’s fruit.
It can be said that while his ex-wife’s past was simple and ordinary, one could still feel a deep sense of happiness.
The reason she decided to divorce Gao Shuai, and so decisively, was another story.
This story starts a month ago, during a company-organized health checkup.
Shortly after the health checkup, Gao Shuai’s ex-wife received the report delivered from the hospital.
Upon seeing the contents of the report, she almost passed out.
Because it stated that she had “painless lymph node enlargement, liver and spleen enlargement.”
This is commonly known as lymphoma, which is lymphatic cancer!
Subsequently, she proactively went to the hospital to confirm if it was a mistake.
However, reality shattered her hopeful thinking.
She indeed had lymphatic cancer.
In that moment, it felt like the sky was collapsing on her!
Though not as deadly as other cancers, treating cancer invariably requires money.
More importantly, whether there will be metastasis, recurrence, and so on in the future remains unknown.
If it were a relatively affluent family, perhaps they could bear the cost of a patient’s treatment.
But the family she and Gao Shuai built belonged to the lower end of ordinary.
By a stroke of luck, Gao Shuai made some successful stock investments, barely enough for a down payment on a house.
Their daughter’s growth and the mortgage repayments made it impossible for this little family to come up with a large sum for her treatment in the short term.
In such circumstances, Gao Shuai’s ex-wife fell into complete despair.
She didn’t want to become a burden to her husband, so she randomly found an excuse and decisively divorced Gao Shuai.
“What a good wife!”
Lu Heng couldn’t help but sigh.
“Young Friend Gao, regarding your ex-wife’s situation, this humble one shouldn’t tell you, actually.”
“Because once you know the truth, it could change your future greatly.”
“You are already in enough pain now, but if you learn the truth, perhaps the future will be even more painful and desperate than now!”
Here, Lu Heng paused slightly, then asked, “So, do you choose to…”
“Listen or not?”
Hearing this, Gao Shuai took a deep breath and solemnly replied, “Daoist, I choose to listen!”
“I want to know why she broke up with me!”
“Why end so many years of relationship!”
“Why break the vow of growing old together!”
“Why abandon me and the child…”
Lu Heng nodded slightly, softly saying, “In that case, let me tell you the whole story!”
“Actually, your ex-wife didn’t fall in love with anyone else as people were saying!”
“She, like you, always deeply loved each other!”
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- Chapter 488 - 486: Unexpected Incident
- Chapter 487 - 485: Menglai Qinawa
- Chapter 486 - 484: The Plaza
- Chapter 485 - 483: Hongzhai Town
- Chapter 484 - 482: Anlin
- Chapter 483 - 481: The Elder
- Chapter 482 - 480: Tongtai Qinawa
- Chapter 481 - 479: Commander Yang
- Chapter 480 - 478: Inspired
- Chapter 479 - 477: Help Me, Please!
- Chapter 478 - 476: Laugh First, Cry Later
- Chapter 477 - 475: Lone Star of Calamity
- Chapter 476 - 474: Windward Urine One Zhang
- Chapter 475 - 473: Stay Away from Gamblers!
- Chapter 474 - 472: Secret
- Chapter 473 - 471: Let’s Get Divorced!
- Chapter 472 - 470: Brother-in-Law
- Chapter 471 - 469: Kidnapping
- Chapter 470 - 468: Shen Yang’s Suspicion
- Chapter 469 - 467: The Viewers’ Analysis
- Chapter 468 - 466: Silly Stream Chat Members
- Chapter 467 - 465: Live Streaming Again
- Chapter 466 - 464: The Matter Is Settled
- Chapter 465 - 463: Spoils of War
- Chapter 464 - 462: Success!
- Chapter 463 - 461: Shenxiao Heavenly Thunder Talisman
- Chapter 462 - 460: Death Curse Technique
- Chapter 461 - 459: Who Will Be Next?
- Chapter 460 - 458: Car Accident
- Chapter 459 - 457: The Note
- Chapter 458 - 456: Nightmare
- Chapter 457 - 455: Where Is the Mastermind?
- Chapter 456 - 454: Deadlock
- Chapter 455 - 453: Centipede Monster
- Chapter 454 - 452: Cheng Wan
- Chapter 453 - 451: Xuan Tong and Xuanxin
- Chapter 452 - 450: Pang Qiuyang
- Chapter 451 - 449: Sima Xuan
- Chapter 450 - 448: Coffins and Memorial Tablets
- Chapter 449 - 447: The Cleaning Lady
- Chapter 448 - 446: The Sudden Appearance of Song Feifei
- Chapter 447 - 445: No One Can Leave Here...
- Chapter 446 - 444: Corpse Reanimation
- Chapter 445 - 443: Black Line
- Chapter 444 - 442: Accident
- Chapter 443 - 441: Masters
- Chapter 442 - 440: Xuanxin and Xuan Tong
- Chapter 441 - 439: The Taoist Priests of Shangqing Tao
- Chapter 440 - 438: Meeting
- Chapter 439 - 437: Dead
- Chapter 438 - 436: You’re a Ghost...
- Chapter 437 - 435: You... Know Me?
- Chapter 436 - 434: Seeing a Ghost
- Chapter 435 - 433: Song Feifei
- Chapter 434 - 432: Counterattack
- Chapter 433 - 431: Soul-Calling Banner
- Chapter 432 - 430: Foundation Establishment Realm Combat Puppet
- Chapter 431 - 429: The Truth
- Chapter 430 - 428: The Murderer
- Chapter 429 - 427: Memories
- Chapter 428 - 426: Fiancé
- Chapter 427 - 425: Little Sea Star
- Chapter 426 - 424: Too Difficult to Handle!
- Chapter 425 - 423: Cheng Wan’s Experience
- Chapter 424 - 422: The Secret of Hemei Hospital
- Chapter 423 - 421: Suicide? Murder?
- Chapter 422 - 420: Righting Injustice
- Chapter 421 - 419: White Noise
- Chapter 420 - 418: The Condemned
- Chapter 419 - 417: Tie Xiong’s Abilities
- Chapter 418 - 416: Recruitment
- Chapter 417 - 415: Frog in the Well
- Chapter 416 - 414: Master Wu’s Experience
- Chapter 415 - 413: Experience
- Chapter 414 - 412: Return to the Manor
- Chapter 413 - 411: Mr. Tie, Congratulations on Finding Your Daughter!
- Chapter 412 - 410: They All Deserve to Die
- Chapter 411 - 409: No Regard for Martial Ethics!
- Chapter 410 - 408: I Like Girls as Tough as You!
- Chapter 409 - 407: I... I’m Not Dead Yet?
- Chapter 408 - 406: Zhang Shuai
- Chapter 407 - 405: Brother Qiao
- Chapter 406 - 404: My Name Is Tie Xiong, What About You?
- Chapter 405 - 403: Captured
- Chapter 404 - 402: Pursuit
- Chapter 403 - 401: Tie Shanshan
- Chapter 402 - 400: Ending the Livestream
- Chapter 401 - 399: Simp
- Chapter 400 - 398: Girlfriend Diagnosed with Cancer?
- Chapter 399 - 397: Unwilling to Let Go
- Chapter 398 - 396: I Really Can’t Accept This!
- Chapter 397 - 395: Soft and Cute Bunny
- Chapter 396 - 394: I Can’t Even Imagine It!
- Chapter 395 - 393: I’m Willing to Kneel and Listen!
- Chapter 394 - 392: Certified Con Artist
- Chapter 393 - 391: Honorary President
- Chapter 392 - 390: You Are All Muggles
- Chapter 391 - 389: Blood River Talisman
- Chapter 390 - 388: Fate Cannot Be Defied
- Chapter 389 - 387: The Ambitions of the Religious Affairs Bureau
- Chapter 388 - 386: The Daughter’s Whereabouts
- Chapter 387 - 385: At a Total Loss
- Chapter 386 - 384: Master Tie
- Chapter 385 - 383: He’s a Fraud!
- Chapter 384 - 382: My God
- Chapter 383 - 381: Master Weicai
- Chapter 382 - 380: He Is Definitely an Assassin!
- Chapter 381 - 379: Li Yingyuan Has Disappeared
- Chapter 380 - 378: Pill
- Chapter 379 - 377: The Stolen Notebook
- Chapter 378 - 376: The Manor
- Chapter 377 - 375: Are You Sure He’s Your Savior?
- Chapter 376 - 374: This Place Is Truly Hopeless!
- Chapter 375 - 373: Bro... Please Don’t Kill Me!
- Chapter 374 - 372: I’m Willing to Pay, Big Bro!
- Chapter 373 - 371: Am I Not Scary Enough?
- Chapter 372 - 370: Blood Contract
- Chapter 371 - 369: Tie Xiong
- Chapter 370 - 368: The End
- Chapter 369 - 367: What Happened
- Chapter 368 - 366: The Story
- Chapter 367 - 365: Honey, Our Dad Really Has a Warm Heart!
- Chapter 366 - 364: Cai
- Chapter 365 - 363: Old Cai
- Chapter 364 - 362: Where Did the Child Go?
- Chapter 363 - 361: Is My Son Really Not Mine?
- Chapter 362 - 360: It’s Over, I’m Depressed!
- Chapter 361 - 359: Another Disappearance
- Chapter 360 - 358: Esimov
- Chapter 359 - 357: Cyan Phosphorus Charge
- Chapter 358 - 356: Aftermath
- Chapter 357 - 355: Reconciliation
- Chapter 356 - 354: Attrition
- Chapter 355 - 353: Thunder God Thunderbolt, Wind and Cloud Gathering!
- Chapter 354 - 352: Blood Evil Illusion Array
- Chapter 353 - 351: It’s Finally All Over...
- Chapter 352 - 350: Attack
- Chapter 351 - 349: Revealed
- Chapter 350 - 348: Humanity... Shall Prevail!
- Chapter 349 - 347: Taoist Master, Save Me...
- Chapter 348 - 346: Superpower User
- Chapter 347 - 345: Exorcism Talisman
- Chapter 346 - 344: This Isn’t Going as Planned
- Chapter 345 - 343: Continuing the Mountain Search
- Chapter 344 - 342: Aftermath
- Chapter 343 - 341: Monkeypox
- Chapter 342 - 340: Disgusting, Truly Disgusting
- Chapter 341 - 339: Is This Your Husband or Your Dad?
- Chapter 340 - 338: Be My Cat
- Chapter 339 - 337: Case Closed
- Chapter 338 - 336: The Face-Slapping Came So Fast!
- Chapter 337 - 335: Three Hundred Taels Are Nowhere to Be Found?
- Chapter 336 - 334: The Identity of the Deceased
- Chapter 335 - 333: We Found It!
- Chapter 334 - 332: Digging Up the Corpse
- Chapter 333 - 331: The Dream Messenger
- Chapter 332 - 330: You Got It Wrong!
- Chapter 331 - 329: The Killer Is...
- Chapter 330 - 328: Strange Dreams
- Chapter 329 - 327: Spiritual Qi Revival
- Chapter 328 - 326: Do Zombies Really Exist?
- Chapter 327 - 325: Going Live
- Chapter 326 - 324: Refining
- Chapter 325 - 323: Each Generation Has Its Own OP Version
- Chapter 324 - 322: System Upgrade
- Chapter 323 - 321: I’m Dead...
- Chapter 322 - 320: He’s Back
- Chapter 321 - 319: Ascending the Mountain
- Chapter 320 - 318: Damn Leonard
- Chapter 319 - 317: Escape
- Chapter 318 - 316: The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of the Oriole Behind
- Chapter 317 - 315: The Mantis Stalks the Cicada
- Chapter 316 - 314: Searching the Mountain
- Chapter 315 - 313: It’s So Late—What Do You Want From Me?
- Chapter 314 - 312: The Resurrection of the Desiccated Corpses
- Chapter 313 - 311: Something Happened in the Morgue!
- Chapter 312 - 310: Corpse Control Spell
- Chapter 311 - 309: Return to Koukang
- Chapter 310 - 308: Director He
- Chapter 309 - 307: Of Course It’s Your Problem!
- Chapter 308 - 306: A Sigh
- Chapter 307 - 305: Last Night’s Stars
- Chapter 306 - 304: Daoist Priest, I Have One More Question
- Chapter 305 - 303: Simps Never Get the House!
- Chapter 304 - 302: Femme Fatale
- Chapter 303 - 301: I Feel Like I Was Too Soft on Her Earlier
- Chapter 302 - 300: Lu Heng’s Account
- Chapter 301 - 299: Brother Zhang’s Account
- Chapter 300 - 298: Boss Shi’s Account
- Chapter 299 - 297: Boss Shi’s Accusation
- Chapter 298 - 296: The Kidnappers Caught
- Chapter 297 - 295: Kidnapping
- Chapter 296 - 294: Beginning the Divination
- Chapter 295 - 293: The Runaway Child
- Chapter 294 - 292: Level 8 Strong Wind
- Chapter 293 - 291: Unlucky Streak
- Chapter 292 - 290: Discussion
- Chapter 291 - 289: Press Conference
- Chapter 290 - 288: Absolutely Impossible!
- Chapter 289 - 287: Chairman Feng
- Chapter 288 - 286: What Exactly Happened Here?
- Chapter 287 - 285: A Nightmare
- Chapter 286 - 284: Red Mist
- Chapter 285 283: What's Inside the Coffin
- Chapter 284 282: Wen Suo
- Chapter 283 - 281: Beauty in a Red Dress
- Chapter 282 - 280: Departure
- Chapter 281 - 279: A Couple of Thumps
- Chapter 280 - 278: Pill Success
- Chapter 279 277: Firing Up the Furnace for Alchemy
- Chapter 278 276: The Zombie Goes Abroad
- Chapter 277 - 275: Searched Far and Wide in Vain
- Chapter 276 - 274: Light at the End of the Tunnel
- Chapter 275 - 273: Causing Delays!
- Chapter 274 - 272: We’re All from the Religious Affairs Bureau—How Are We Outsiders?
- Chapter 273 - 271: Human Traffickers Must Die!
- Chapter 272 - 270: Unbearable Memories
- Chapter 271 - 269: What Do You All Think?
- Chapter 270 - 268: Unlucky
- Chapter 269 - 267: Bitter Tea Red Tea
- Chapter 268 - 266: Actually...
- Chapter 267 - 265: Lovers Turned Siblings?
- Chapter 266 - 264: Green Grassland Will Not Disappear!
- Chapter 265 - 263: Both Families’ Parents
- Chapter 264 - 262: Whose Fault Is It?
- Chapter 263 - 261: Mr. Monkey
- Chapter 262 - 260: Starting a Face-Revealing Livestream
- Chapter 261 - 259: The Kidnappers Awaken
- Chapter 260 - 258: Fantasizing the Impossible
- Chapter 259 - 257: An Unpleasant Parting
- Chapter 258 - 256: The Religious Affairs Bureau Has Changed Personnel
- Chapter 257 - 255: Why Are You Blushing Like a Bubble Teapot?
- Chapter 256 - 254: Blood Evil Illusion Array
- Chapter 255 - 253: It Was All Real
- Chapter 254 - 252: Yan Ya’s Account
- Chapter 253 - 251: What Really Happened
- Chapter 252 - 250: I’m Not a Three-Year-Old, Why Are You Trying to Fool Me?
- Chapter 251 - 249: A Battle Beyond Comprehension
- Chapter 250 - 248: Wiped Out
- Chapter 249 - 247: The Coffin Lid Moved
- Chapter 248 - 246: I Was Left With No Choice Too!
- Chapter 247 - 245: Something Happened
- Chapter 246 - 244: Didn’t Any of You Check the Weather Forecast?
- Chapter 245 - 243: Another Coffin Beneath the Coffin
- Chapter 244 - 242: Golden Phoebe Nanmu Coffin
- Chapter 243 - 241: Assistant Zou
- Chapter 242 - 240: Lively Scene
- Chapter 241 - 239: Seventieth Birthday Celebration
- Chapter 240 - 238: Nothing Much, Just Chatting About Fishing
- Chapter 239 - 237: Grave Relocation
- Chapter 238 - 236: One Spectacle After Another
- Chapter 237 - 235: Palace Drama
- Chapter 236 - 234: Little Junior Sister
- Chapter 235 - 233: Yan Family Ancestral Residence
- Chapter 234 - 232: Old Mr. Yan’s Seven Children
- Chapter 233 - 231: Farewell, Second Senior Brother
- Chapter 232 - 230: Master’s Phone Call
- Chapter 231 - 229: Zhao’s Story
- Chapter 230 - 228: Where Did the Boyfriend Go?
- Chapter 229 - 227: The Heartwarming Reason Behind It!
- Chapter 228 - 226: Boyfriend on the Run
- Chapter 227 - 225: Let Me Make You a Bowl of Noodles
- Chapter 226 - 224: The Truth
- Chapter 225 - 223: White Bones
- Chapter 224 - 222: Your Cousin Is No Longer Among the Living
- Chapter 223 - 221: Dream Message
- Chapter 222 - 220: Ghosts
- Chapter 221 - 219: Straight to the Stomach
- Chapter 220 - 218: Don’t Know! Don’t Know! Still Don’t Know!
- Chapter 219 - 217: The Truth About Li Family Village
- Chapter 218 - 216: Zhao Jinde’s Account
- Chapter 217 - 215: Yin Wood Coffin
- Chapter 216 - 214: Dog-Faced Monkey Mother
- Chapter 215 - 213: I’m Not a Ghost!
- Chapter 214 - 212: Ghost!
- Chapter 213 - 211: Someone Is Faking Supernatural Events
- Chapter 212 - 210: Total Annihilation
- Chapter 211 - 209: Chu Renmei
- Chapter 210 - 208: The Truth Behind the Female Ghost
- Chapter 209 - 207: Brother Yang, So It Was You—You Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 208 - 206: There’s a Ghost!
- Chapter 207 - 205: Paper Ashes
- Chapter 206 - 204: Village Corpse
- Chapter 205 - 203: Monsters and Ghosts, Go Away
- Chapter 204 - 202: Air Force Commander
- Chapter 203 - 201: Outdoor Big Yang
- Chapter 202 - 200: Past Events 2
- Chapter 201 - 199: Past Events 1
- Chapter 200 - 198: Meeting the Parents
- Chapter 199 - 197: Qingyue’s Origins
- Chapter 198 - 196: Eighth-Layer Qi Refining
- Chapter 197 - 195: Marriage Scam
- Chapter 196 - 194: But Zhu Yun Knew in Her Heart
- Chapter 195 - 193: Unlucky Bear
- Chapter 194 - 192: The Swindler’s Identity
- Chapter 193 - 191: The Toad Chasing the Frog
- Chapter 192 - 190: Sister Matcha
- Chapter 191 - 189: Bad News
- Chapter 190 - 188: A Piece of Rotten Flesh
- Chapter 189 - 187: Returning to the Owner
- Chapter 188 - 186: Demonic Cultivator
- Chapter 187 - 185: The Effects of Two Bad Luck Talismans
- Chapter 186 - 184: Another Accident Occurred
- Chapter 185 - 183: Traffic Is King
- Chapter 184 - 182: Accident
- Chapter 183 - 181: See You in Court!
- Chapter 182 - 180: Lawyer’s Letter
- Chapter 181 - 179: Open Fire
- Chapter 180 - 178: I Cried, What About You?
- Chapter 179 - 177: Even a Pervert Like Me Thinks This Is Perverted!
- Chapter 178 - 176: Boxing King
- Chapter 177 - 175: What a Waste of Talent Not to Be in Prison!
- Chapter 176 - 174: Only a Man Truly Understands Another Man!
- Chapter 175 - 173: That Immortal Taoist?
- Chapter 174 - 172: Preparing to Condemn His Own Family for Righteousness
- Chapter 173 - 171: AI Girlfriend
- Chapter 172 - 170: Female Online Friend
- Chapter 171 - 169: Pick-and-Sniff Challenger
- Chapter 170 - 168: Great Sea Unity
- Chapter 169 - 167: Ten Consecutive Draws
- Chapter 168 - 166: Human Joys and Sorrows Are Not Shared
- Chapter 167 - 165: Farce
- Chapter 166 - 164: Xie Qingying
- Chapter 165 - 163: The Descent of the Black Mist
- Chapter 164 - 162: There’s a Ghost
- Chapter 163 - 161: Who’s Pretending to Be a Ghost Over There?
- Chapter 162 - 160: Hospital
- Chapter 161 - 159: Viral Across the Internet
- Chapter 160 - 158: I Remember Who He Is!
- Chapter 159 - 157: Saving Lives
- Chapter 158 - 156: Descending the Mountain
- Chapter 157 - 155: The Truth
- Chapter 156 - 154: Another Incident Occurred
- Chapter 155 - 153: Lingbao Celestial Venerable, My Dear Old Man!
- Chapter 154 - 152: A Messy Account
- Chapter 153 - 151: Future Relationship Issues
- Chapter 152 - 150: What If...
- Chapter 151 - 149: Police, Don’t Move!
- Chapter 150 - 148: That Kid Is Definitely Up to Something!
- Chapter 149 - 147: I’m Taking My Two Orange Cats Home!
- Chapter 148 - 146: Like a Cow Stepping on a Live Wire
- Chapter 147 - 145: Sorry, I Don’t Have That Ability
- Chapter 146 - 144: The Rich Girl’s Past
- Chapter 145 - 143: Melody
- Chapter 144 - 142: Teacher Sanshang Announces a Relationship
- Chapter 143 - 141: Maybe I’m the One-in-a-Million Prodigy?
- Chapter 142 - 140: What? The Culprit Is Actually...
- Chapter 141 - 139: Greetings to Uncle-Masters Xuan Tong and Xuanxin!
- Chapter 140 - 138: The Sect Leader Uncle Has Returned
- Chapter 139 - 137: No... Impossible!
- Chapter 138 - 136: Hello, Mother-in-Law!
- Chapter 137 - 135: Hmph, Women Are Nothing but a Distraction from My Studies!
- Chapter 136 - 134: Lingling Doesn’t Like Men...
- Chapter 135 - 133: Damn! I’m Jealous!
- Chapter 134 - 132: Turkey-Flavored Crunchies
- Chapter 133 - 131: Brothers, I Have Some Relationship Problems I’d Like to Consult You About
- Chapter 132 - 130: The Religious Affairs Bureau Shows Up Yet Again
- Chapter 131 - 129: Sudden Disappearance
- Chapter 130 - 128: Hit the Jackpot
- Chapter 129 - 127: Rest Assured...
- Chapter 128 - 126: Gossip King Qingming
- Chapter 127 - 125: Taoist Zhenyuan Is Preparing to Take Disciples
- Chapter 126 - 124: Taoist Master, I’m Getting a Divorce!
- Chapter 125 - 123: Throwing Cold Water
- Chapter 124 - 122: Chrysanthemums for the Beauty
- Chapter 123 - 121: You Reap What You Sow
- Chapter 122 - 120: Careful You Don’t Drop Dead!
- Chapter 121 - 119: Could There Really Be a Twist?
- Chapter 120 - 118: Sixth Uncle’s Story
- Chapter 119 - 117: Thank You, Zhan Shuangkun, Fan Xiangyu, Pan!
- Chapter 118 - 116: Signing Bonus of 100 Million!
- Chapter 117 - 115: Immortal Taoist
- Chapter 116 - 114: That Must Be Very Interesting!
- Chapter 115 - 113: Returning to Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 114 - 112: Now This Is a True Master!
- Chapter 113 - 111: A Lesson Learned
- Chapter 112 - 110: The Real Purpose of This Trip
- Chapter 111 - 109: Root Planting Technique
- Chapter 110 - 108: To Cultivate the Dao as a Mortal, One Must Have a Spirit Root!
- Chapter 109 - 107: Greetings to Taoist Zhenyuan!
- Chapter 108 - 106: Before the Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 107 - 105: Dual Cultivation
- Chapter 106 - 104: Who Would Believe This?
- Chapter 105 - 103: Banned Again
- Chapter 104 - 102: The Burial Site
- Chapter 103 - 101: Handsome Guy, Do You Need a Boyfriend?
- Chapter 102 - 100: Just How Extreme Is the Welfare Girl?
- Chapter 101 99: Your Fiancée Is Actually a...
- Chapter 100 98: Your Future Is Not in Prison, but in...
- Chapter 99 97: Cherish Your Confusion While It Lasts!
- Chapter 98 96: Sudden Viral Fame
- Chapter 97 95: Finally Finished Telling the Story
- Chapter 96 94: If You've Heard of Him, Then There Must Be Ghosts!
- Chapter 95 93: Religious Affairs Bureau Returns
- Chapter 94 92: Supreme Profound Alchemy Technique
- Chapter 93 91: A System Product Is Truly a Masterpiece!
- Chapter 92 90: Uncle Master, We Three Admit Our Mistake!
- Chapter 91 89: I Have Terminal Leukemia!
- Chapter 90 88: Making Porridge for You!
- Chapter 89 - 85: Void-Breaking Dao
- Chapter 88 - 84: Even If He’s Executed, He’ll Prove the Taoist’s Awesomeness
- Chapter 87 - 83: Hello, Sir, We’re from Property Management!
- Chapter 86 - 82: Class-A Most Wanted Criminal
- Chapter 85 - 81: Never Seen Before! Nine Leaky Fish!
- Chapter 84 - 80: Reality Is Often More Fantastical Than Fiction!
- Chapter 83 - 79: Old Man Terminator
- Chapter 82 - 78: If You Don’t Want Others to Know, Don’t Do It Yourself!
- Chapter 81 - 77: I Can Only Say, Your Grandpa Really Knows How to Have Fun!
- Chapter 80 - 76: Parking in the Maple Forest Late
- Chapter 79 - 75: Li Hongwei Brought to Justice
- Chapter 78 - 74: Where Am I?
- Chapter 77 - 73: This Is Betrayal After Seduction!
- Chapter 76 - 72: Are Fortune Tellers This Skilled Nowadays?
- Chapter 75 - 71: Darkness Falls, Unconsciousness
- Chapter 74 - 70: Your Cousin Was Deliberately Murdered
- Chapter 73 - 69: Please Accept My Condolences
- Chapter 72 - 68: I’m Just Afraid That After You’re Done Reading My Fortune, My Whole Family Will Be Gone
- Chapter 71 - 67: Young Lady, You May Face Imprisonment!
- Chapter 70 - 66: What Does It Mean to Be a Fortune-Telling Immortal
- Chapter 69 - 65: Women Are Like Clothes, the Daoist Is Like a Father!
- Chapter 68 - 64: A Man with Principles
- Chapter 67 - 63: You’re Awake?
- Chapter 66 - 62: If Young People Aren’t Arrogant, Are They Still Young?
- Chapter 65 - 61: Old Daoist Master, You Truly Are an Enlightened Immortal!
- Chapter 64 - 60: Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 63 - 59: Drawing Talismans
- Chapter 62 - 58: As It Turns Out, I’m Just an Idiot!
- Chapter 61 - 57: Enough Talk, My Wife Just Got Pregnant—I’m Off to Get Checked at the Reproductive Clinic
- Chapter 60 - 56: This World Is Too Frightening!
- Chapter 59 - 55: Good Grief!
- Chapter 58 - 54: I Believe You! I Believe You!
- Chapter 57 - 53: You’re Nothing but a Liar!
- Chapter 56 - 52: My Name Isn’t Hey, It’s Chu Yuqun!
- Chapter 55 - 51: Never Trust in Feudal Superstitions
- Chapter 54 - 50: Such Abilities Far Exceed Our Previous Estimates
- Chapter 53 - 49: We Want... to Go to Jail... Go to Jail...
- Chapter 52 - 49: We Want... to Go to Jail... Go to Jail...
- Chapter 51 - 48: Cloud-Forming and Rain-Spreading
- Chapter 50 - 47: Why Do You Think He Suddenly Showed Up, But Refuses to Reveal Himself?
- Chapter 49 - 46: Agents from the Religious Affairs Bureau Arrive
- Chapter 48 - 45: What’s Behind the Cabinet
- Chapter 47 - 44: Have You Ever Considered Whether You’re Tainted by Something Unclean?
- Chapter 46 - 43: My Admiration for You Is as Boundless as the Flowing River
- Chapter 45 - 42: Young Man, Your Wife Will Never Be Able to Get Pregnant in This Lifetime
- Chapter 44 - 41: Auspicious Little Cucumber
- Chapter 43 - 40: I Don’t Think It’s an Immortal!
- Chapter 42 - 39: I Want to Join Shangqing Tao! I Want to Be a Daoist! I Want to Cultivate Immortality!
- Chapter 41 - 38: There Really Are Immortals!
- Chapter 40 - 37: The Island Country Yin Yang Master Challenges Shangqing Tao!
- Chapter 39 - 36: Taoist Xuanming, Why Push People Away?
- Chapter 38 - 35: Representatives of Underworld Culture
- Chapter 37 - 34: Senior Brother Will Take You to See the Goldfish
- Chapter 36 - 33: What If the Boss Is Just a Pervert?
- Chapter 35 - 32: This Figure Feels So High-Tech
- Chapter 34 - 31: In the Future, You Will Suffer from Severe Depression
- Chapter 33 - 30: Could It Really Be Just a Coincidence?
- Chapter 32 - 29: My Young Friend’s Future—Imprisonment Awaits!
- Chapter 31 - 28: The Cow Comes Full Circle
- Chapter 30 - 27: Such Enthusiastic Chives!
- Chapter 29 - 26: Can Someone Really Be This Unlucky?
- Chapter 28 - 25: Didn’t Expect the Bad Luck Talisman to Come in Handy So Soon
- Chapter 27 - 24: Coveting My Beauty and Harboring Evil Intentions!
- Chapter 26 - 23: I’m Done Playing!
- Chapter 25 - 22: Death Omen Entwined
- Chapter 24 - 21: Edgy Teen and Scooter Kid
- Chapter 23 - 20: Daoist, You Really Are 36!
- Chapter 22 - 19: Playing the Pretty Boy at the Club
- Chapter 19: When at the White Horse Club...
- Chapter 18: Kid, I Advise You to Be Kind
- Chapter 17: Senior Brother, the Tea Here Is Really Delicious!
- Chapter 16: Honey, Look! There’s an Immortal!
- Chapter 15: Huh?
- Chapter 14: Taoist Priest, I’m Going to Call the Police
- Chapter 13: Bro, She’s a, a, a...
- Chapter 12: Online Romance—Pick Me, I’m the Sweetest
- Chapter 11: East Sea Marquis Long Tao
- Chapter 10: My Wife Was Born in the ’60s
- Chapter 9: Taoist Master, I’d Like You to Read My Wife’s Fortune Too
- Chapter 8: Is It My Fault for Being Handsome and Rich?
- Chapter 7: The Explosive Livestream
- Chapter 6: A Moment of Misdeed, a Lifetime of Trouble
- Chapter 5: Adulterers
- Chapter 4: Catching Them in the Act on Live Stream
- Chapter 3: To Be Honest, Your Son Has a Different Father
- Chapter 2: The Fish Takes the Bait
- Chapter 1: Sexy Celestial Master, Fortune Teller Online