Chapter 8: Is It My Fault for Being Handsome and Rich?
Chapter 8: Is It My Fault for Being Handsome and Rich?
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Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Is It My Fault for Being Handsome and Rich?
Watching the rapidly increasing popularity of the livestream room, Lu Heng was very pleased.
To be honest, Hu’s two hundred Cloud-Piercing Arrows were not worth mentioning in his eyes.
But these lovely viewers, like leeks ready for harvest, kept urging him to reap.
“I have received everyone’s kindness!”
“Get ready to be harvested, my leeks!”
Silently chanting this in his heart, Lu Heng then spoke: “I’m truly sorry for keeping everyone waiting for so long.”
“Today, let’s continue live-streaming fortune-telling!”
“Here, the poor Daoist would like to set a rule: each fortune-telling session will only cost one Cloud-Piercing Arrow.”
“If my fortune-telling isn’t accurate, I could return the money unchanged…”
Before he could finish his sentence, ten Cloud-Piercing Arrows immediately appeared in the livestream room.
Wow!
So many rich people around!
Of course, that doesn’t include me…
Lu Heng was quite surprised.
One must know that, at all times, the internet is mostly filled with freeloaders.
People asking for seeds from kind souls.
Thank-you messages to the original poster, wishing them lifelong peace.
And promises of “definitely next time” and the like.
In short, freeloaders always fill every corner of the internet.
Take livestreaming for example, small streamers might go hoarse trying to get viewers to send any gifts.
Lu Heng glanced at the gift senders; altogether there were two of them, each sending five Cloud-Piercing Arrows.
Remembering their names, he continued: “Alright, today let’s just stick to these two!”
“Everyone else, please don’t send any more gifts.”
“Oh, and I’ll add another rule: during future livestreams, I’ll only do readings for two people each time.”
“After all, revealing too much of fate could bring retribution…”
Although he really wanted to tell the fortunes of everyone there, he knew it was important to stay calm and not be overly flamboyant.
He also didn’t want to make too much of a splash and attract official attention.
Sustainable harvesting is very important!
In the livestream room, many viewers wanted this mysterious Daoist to tell their fortunes.
But not everyone was a rich second-generation like Hu.
A 500-yuan gift isn’t a small amount.
Besides, people couldn’t figure out whether Hu’s situation was genuinely revealed by the Daoist, or if it was just a coincidence.
So, the majority of viewers chose to wait and see.
Now, with two wealthy volunteers stepping up as test subjects, it perfectly satisfied everyone’s curiosity.
Testing the touchstone will naturally reveal whether it’s real gold or scrap iron.
“Let’s take a look at our first lucky viewer.”
“This viewer’s name is ’Is Being Handsome and Rich My Fault?’…”
After reading the name, Lu Heng sent out a co-host invitation.
Soon, the invitation was accepted, and the person appeared on the screen.
He was in a suit, leaning against a luxury car.
A closer look revealed it was actually a Rolls-Royce Phantom!
This scene instantly dazzled the viewers with their titanium dog eyes.
“Holy shit! It’s a big Rolls!”
“Quick, Brother Fu, WeChat me 50!”
“All dressed up, is this car rented?”
“Brother Fu, do you have a boyfriend? If not, unfortunately, contact me, my QQ is 337845818!”
“Boss, next time you party, can you bring your little bro? I want to broaden my horizons!”
“Last time the rich kid Hu got green-hatted by the Daoist, what about this rich guy?”
“How should we address you, Young Friend?”
Lu Heng asked.
“Hello, Daoist, my surname is Cai, just call me Cai,” Brother Fu Cai replied with a smile.
Lu Heng asked again: “Young Friend Cai, what would you like to know?”
“Daoist, I roughly saw what happened with Hu online, some netizens say your fortune-telling is accurate, while others say it was scripted with Hu to create hype.”
“To be honest, I’m curious, so I came to check it out today.”
“Since the Daoist could reveal Hu’s past, I presume you can reveal my past as well?”
Brother Fu Cai maintained his smiling face.
After he finished, the viewers were thrilled.
“Daoist, Daoist, quickly do a green hat reading, he’s here to stir things up?”
“I knew someone wouldn’t believe in the Daoist’s powers, wait till the Daoist shows him some skills!”
“I’ve calculated, Young Friend, you have a touch of green on your head!”
“I also suspect it was scripted, if one could really predict accurately, why not the lottery?”
“Heh, do you think the lottery is truly random?”
“Let me tell you, I’m actually a time traveler with hundreds of lottery numbers in my head, pity I haven’t won a dime in ten years.”
“Brother, aren’t you afraid of being pursued across provinces?”
“Knock knock knock! The hat delivery is here, open up!”
Lu Heng heard and smiled faintly: “Of course, please wait a moment, Young Friend!”
With that, he stared at Cai on the screen, silently chanting in his heart.
“System, query the target’s past information!”
[System prompt: Querying past information requires consuming three days of the host’s lifespan, continue?]
“Yes!”
Painstakingly, he offered another three days of his lifespan and confirmed.
Soon, everything Cai experienced over the past twenty years unfolded before his eyes.
After reviewing Cai’s past, Lu Heng was stunned.
Wow!
I’m speechless, wow!
Why do those coming for fortune-telling always end up being such oddballs?
A saying on the internet holds true: once a man starts acting coquettish, women have no place left.
This Cai in front of him was the crème de la crème of coquettish men!
“Ahem!”
Lu Heng cleared his throat, then unhurriedly said: “Young Friend Cai is twenty-seven this year, both parents passed away.”
“You were raised by your grandparents since young, but at seven, a car accident took their lives.”
“Before his death, your grandfather entrusted you to your second uncle, hoping he could raise you.”
“Your second uncle was fairly decent, but your second aunt was a petty person, often beating and scolding you.”
“At fifteen, unable to endure the hardships of living under someone else’s roof, you ran away with money saved from working student jobs…”
Listening to his recount, Brother Fu Cai’s eyes slightly reddened.
Past events flashed by, evoking a sense of immersion in memories.
All at once, Cai was overwhelmed with emotions, truly revealing his inner feelings.
“Daoist, I’m convinced!”
“You truly are an Immortal, revealing my past with such clarity…”
Brother Fu Cai spoke with a look of admiration.
Seeing the once confident Brother Fu now yielding, the viewers were all baffled.
What’s the situation?
Poverty-stricken? Parents deceased?
Isn’t this guy supposed to be a rich second-generation?
Is the Rolls-Royce and Rolex all fake?
But they don’t look fake?
Could it be all earned from scratch?
Impossible!
So young, starting from scratch to own a Rolls, who would believe that?
It seems more believable to say it was earned as a male escort!
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 488 - 486: Unexpected Incident
- Chapter 487 - 485: Menglai Qinawa
- Chapter 486 - 484: The Plaza
- Chapter 485 - 483: Hongzhai Town
- Chapter 484 - 482: Anlin
- Chapter 483 - 481: The Elder
- Chapter 482 - 480: Tongtai Qinawa
- Chapter 481 - 479: Commander Yang
- Chapter 480 - 478: Inspired
- Chapter 479 - 477: Help Me, Please!
- Chapter 478 - 476: Laugh First, Cry Later
- Chapter 477 - 475: Lone Star of Calamity
- Chapter 476 - 474: Windward Urine One Zhang
- Chapter 475 - 473: Stay Away from Gamblers!
- Chapter 474 - 472: Secret
- Chapter 473 - 471: Let’s Get Divorced!
- Chapter 472 - 470: Brother-in-Law
- Chapter 471 - 469: Kidnapping
- Chapter 470 - 468: Shen Yang’s Suspicion
- Chapter 469 - 467: The Viewers’ Analysis
- Chapter 468 - 466: Silly Stream Chat Members
- Chapter 467 - 465: Live Streaming Again
- Chapter 466 - 464: The Matter Is Settled
- Chapter 465 - 463: Spoils of War
- Chapter 464 - 462: Success!
- Chapter 463 - 461: Shenxiao Heavenly Thunder Talisman
- Chapter 462 - 460: Death Curse Technique
- Chapter 461 - 459: Who Will Be Next?
- Chapter 460 - 458: Car Accident
- Chapter 459 - 457: The Note
- Chapter 458 - 456: Nightmare
- Chapter 457 - 455: Where Is the Mastermind?
- Chapter 456 - 454: Deadlock
- Chapter 455 - 453: Centipede Monster
- Chapter 454 - 452: Cheng Wan
- Chapter 453 - 451: Xuan Tong and Xuanxin
- Chapter 452 - 450: Pang Qiuyang
- Chapter 451 - 449: Sima Xuan
- Chapter 450 - 448: Coffins and Memorial Tablets
- Chapter 449 - 447: The Cleaning Lady
- Chapter 448 - 446: The Sudden Appearance of Song Feifei
- Chapter 447 - 445: No One Can Leave Here...
- Chapter 446 - 444: Corpse Reanimation
- Chapter 445 - 443: Black Line
- Chapter 444 - 442: Accident
- Chapter 443 - 441: Masters
- Chapter 442 - 440: Xuanxin and Xuan Tong
- Chapter 441 - 439: The Taoist Priests of Shangqing Tao
- Chapter 440 - 438: Meeting
- Chapter 439 - 437: Dead
- Chapter 438 - 436: You’re a Ghost...
- Chapter 437 - 435: You... Know Me?
- Chapter 436 - 434: Seeing a Ghost
- Chapter 435 - 433: Song Feifei
- Chapter 434 - 432: Counterattack
- Chapter 433 - 431: Soul-Calling Banner
- Chapter 432 - 430: Foundation Establishment Realm Combat Puppet
- Chapter 431 - 429: The Truth
- Chapter 430 - 428: The Murderer
- Chapter 429 - 427: Memories
- Chapter 428 - 426: Fiancé
- Chapter 427 - 425: Little Sea Star
- Chapter 426 - 424: Too Difficult to Handle!
- Chapter 425 - 423: Cheng Wan’s Experience
- Chapter 424 - 422: The Secret of Hemei Hospital
- Chapter 423 - 421: Suicide? Murder?
- Chapter 422 - 420: Righting Injustice
- Chapter 421 - 419: White Noise
- Chapter 420 - 418: The Condemned
- Chapter 419 - 417: Tie Xiong’s Abilities
- Chapter 418 - 416: Recruitment
- Chapter 417 - 415: Frog in the Well
- Chapter 416 - 414: Master Wu’s Experience
- Chapter 415 - 413: Experience
- Chapter 414 - 412: Return to the Manor
- Chapter 413 - 411: Mr. Tie, Congratulations on Finding Your Daughter!
- Chapter 412 - 410: They All Deserve to Die
- Chapter 411 - 409: No Regard for Martial Ethics!
- Chapter 410 - 408: I Like Girls as Tough as You!
- Chapter 409 - 407: I... I’m Not Dead Yet?
- Chapter 408 - 406: Zhang Shuai
- Chapter 407 - 405: Brother Qiao
- Chapter 406 - 404: My Name Is Tie Xiong, What About You?
- Chapter 405 - 403: Captured
- Chapter 404 - 402: Pursuit
- Chapter 403 - 401: Tie Shanshan
- Chapter 402 - 400: Ending the Livestream
- Chapter 401 - 399: Simp
- Chapter 400 - 398: Girlfriend Diagnosed with Cancer?
- Chapter 399 - 397: Unwilling to Let Go
- Chapter 398 - 396: I Really Can’t Accept This!
- Chapter 397 - 395: Soft and Cute Bunny
- Chapter 396 - 394: I Can’t Even Imagine It!
- Chapter 395 - 393: I’m Willing to Kneel and Listen!
- Chapter 394 - 392: Certified Con Artist
- Chapter 393 - 391: Honorary President
- Chapter 392 - 390: You Are All Muggles
- Chapter 391 - 389: Blood River Talisman
- Chapter 390 - 388: Fate Cannot Be Defied
- Chapter 389 - 387: The Ambitions of the Religious Affairs Bureau
- Chapter 388 - 386: The Daughter’s Whereabouts
- Chapter 387 - 385: At a Total Loss
- Chapter 386 - 384: Master Tie
- Chapter 385 - 383: He’s a Fraud!
- Chapter 384 - 382: My God
- Chapter 383 - 381: Master Weicai
- Chapter 382 - 380: He Is Definitely an Assassin!
- Chapter 381 - 379: Li Yingyuan Has Disappeared
- Chapter 380 - 378: Pill
- Chapter 379 - 377: The Stolen Notebook
- Chapter 378 - 376: The Manor
- Chapter 377 - 375: Are You Sure He’s Your Savior?
- Chapter 376 - 374: This Place Is Truly Hopeless!
- Chapter 375 - 373: Bro... Please Don’t Kill Me!
- Chapter 374 - 372: I’m Willing to Pay, Big Bro!
- Chapter 373 - 371: Am I Not Scary Enough?
- Chapter 372 - 370: Blood Contract
- Chapter 371 - 369: Tie Xiong
- Chapter 370 - 368: The End
- Chapter 369 - 367: What Happened
- Chapter 368 - 366: The Story
- Chapter 367 - 365: Honey, Our Dad Really Has a Warm Heart!
- Chapter 366 - 364: Cai
- Chapter 365 - 363: Old Cai
- Chapter 364 - 362: Where Did the Child Go?
- Chapter 363 - 361: Is My Son Really Not Mine?
- Chapter 362 - 360: It’s Over, I’m Depressed!
- Chapter 361 - 359: Another Disappearance
- Chapter 360 - 358: Esimov
- Chapter 359 - 357: Cyan Phosphorus Charge
- Chapter 358 - 356: Aftermath
- Chapter 357 - 355: Reconciliation
- Chapter 356 - 354: Attrition
- Chapter 355 - 353: Thunder God Thunderbolt, Wind and Cloud Gathering!
- Chapter 354 - 352: Blood Evil Illusion Array
- Chapter 353 - 351: It’s Finally All Over...
- Chapter 352 - 350: Attack
- Chapter 351 - 349: Revealed
- Chapter 350 - 348: Humanity... Shall Prevail!
- Chapter 349 - 347: Taoist Master, Save Me...
- Chapter 348 - 346: Superpower User
- Chapter 347 - 345: Exorcism Talisman
- Chapter 346 - 344: This Isn’t Going as Planned
- Chapter 345 - 343: Continuing the Mountain Search
- Chapter 344 - 342: Aftermath
- Chapter 343 - 341: Monkeypox
- Chapter 342 - 340: Disgusting, Truly Disgusting
- Chapter 341 - 339: Is This Your Husband or Your Dad?
- Chapter 340 - 338: Be My Cat
- Chapter 339 - 337: Case Closed
- Chapter 338 - 336: The Face-Slapping Came So Fast!
- Chapter 337 - 335: Three Hundred Taels Are Nowhere to Be Found?
- Chapter 336 - 334: The Identity of the Deceased
- Chapter 335 - 333: We Found It!
- Chapter 334 - 332: Digging Up the Corpse
- Chapter 333 - 331: The Dream Messenger
- Chapter 332 - 330: You Got It Wrong!
- Chapter 331 - 329: The Killer Is...
- Chapter 330 - 328: Strange Dreams
- Chapter 329 - 327: Spiritual Qi Revival
- Chapter 328 - 326: Do Zombies Really Exist?
- Chapter 327 - 325: Going Live
- Chapter 326 - 324: Refining
- Chapter 325 - 323: Each Generation Has Its Own OP Version
- Chapter 324 - 322: System Upgrade
- Chapter 323 - 321: I’m Dead...
- Chapter 322 - 320: He’s Back
- Chapter 321 - 319: Ascending the Mountain
- Chapter 320 - 318: Damn Leonard
- Chapter 319 - 317: Escape
- Chapter 318 - 316: The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of the Oriole Behind
- Chapter 317 - 315: The Mantis Stalks the Cicada
- Chapter 316 - 314: Searching the Mountain
- Chapter 315 - 313: It’s So Late—What Do You Want From Me?
- Chapter 314 - 312: The Resurrection of the Desiccated Corpses
- Chapter 313 - 311: Something Happened in the Morgue!
- Chapter 312 - 310: Corpse Control Spell
- Chapter 311 - 309: Return to Koukang
- Chapter 310 - 308: Director He
- Chapter 309 - 307: Of Course It’s Your Problem!
- Chapter 308 - 306: A Sigh
- Chapter 307 - 305: Last Night’s Stars
- Chapter 306 - 304: Daoist Priest, I Have One More Question
- Chapter 305 - 303: Simps Never Get the House!
- Chapter 304 - 302: Femme Fatale
- Chapter 303 - 301: I Feel Like I Was Too Soft on Her Earlier
- Chapter 302 - 300: Lu Heng’s Account
- Chapter 301 - 299: Brother Zhang’s Account
- Chapter 300 - 298: Boss Shi’s Account
- Chapter 299 - 297: Boss Shi’s Accusation
- Chapter 298 - 296: The Kidnappers Caught
- Chapter 297 - 295: Kidnapping
- Chapter 296 - 294: Beginning the Divination
- Chapter 295 - 293: The Runaway Child
- Chapter 294 - 292: Level 8 Strong Wind
- Chapter 293 - 291: Unlucky Streak
- Chapter 292 - 290: Discussion
- Chapter 291 - 289: Press Conference
- Chapter 290 - 288: Absolutely Impossible!
- Chapter 289 - 287: Chairman Feng
- Chapter 288 - 286: What Exactly Happened Here?
- Chapter 287 - 285: A Nightmare
- Chapter 286 - 284: Red Mist
- Chapter 285 283: What's Inside the Coffin
- Chapter 284 282: Wen Suo
- Chapter 283 - 281: Beauty in a Red Dress
- Chapter 282 - 280: Departure
- Chapter 281 - 279: A Couple of Thumps
- Chapter 280 - 278: Pill Success
- Chapter 279 277: Firing Up the Furnace for Alchemy
- Chapter 278 276: The Zombie Goes Abroad
- Chapter 277 - 275: Searched Far and Wide in Vain
- Chapter 276 - 274: Light at the End of the Tunnel
- Chapter 275 - 273: Causing Delays!
- Chapter 274 - 272: We’re All from the Religious Affairs Bureau—How Are We Outsiders?
- Chapter 273 - 271: Human Traffickers Must Die!
- Chapter 272 - 270: Unbearable Memories
- Chapter 271 - 269: What Do You All Think?
- Chapter 270 - 268: Unlucky
- Chapter 269 - 267: Bitter Tea Red Tea
- Chapter 268 - 266: Actually...
- Chapter 267 - 265: Lovers Turned Siblings?
- Chapter 266 - 264: Green Grassland Will Not Disappear!
- Chapter 265 - 263: Both Families’ Parents
- Chapter 264 - 262: Whose Fault Is It?
- Chapter 263 - 261: Mr. Monkey
- Chapter 262 - 260: Starting a Face-Revealing Livestream
- Chapter 261 - 259: The Kidnappers Awaken
- Chapter 260 - 258: Fantasizing the Impossible
- Chapter 259 - 257: An Unpleasant Parting
- Chapter 258 - 256: The Religious Affairs Bureau Has Changed Personnel
- Chapter 257 - 255: Why Are You Blushing Like a Bubble Teapot?
- Chapter 256 - 254: Blood Evil Illusion Array
- Chapter 255 - 253: It Was All Real
- Chapter 254 - 252: Yan Ya’s Account
- Chapter 253 - 251: What Really Happened
- Chapter 252 - 250: I’m Not a Three-Year-Old, Why Are You Trying to Fool Me?
- Chapter 251 - 249: A Battle Beyond Comprehension
- Chapter 250 - 248: Wiped Out
- Chapter 249 - 247: The Coffin Lid Moved
- Chapter 248 - 246: I Was Left With No Choice Too!
- Chapter 247 - 245: Something Happened
- Chapter 246 - 244: Didn’t Any of You Check the Weather Forecast?
- Chapter 245 - 243: Another Coffin Beneath the Coffin
- Chapter 244 - 242: Golden Phoebe Nanmu Coffin
- Chapter 243 - 241: Assistant Zou
- Chapter 242 - 240: Lively Scene
- Chapter 241 - 239: Seventieth Birthday Celebration
- Chapter 240 - 238: Nothing Much, Just Chatting About Fishing
- Chapter 239 - 237: Grave Relocation
- Chapter 238 - 236: One Spectacle After Another
- Chapter 237 - 235: Palace Drama
- Chapter 236 - 234: Little Junior Sister
- Chapter 235 - 233: Yan Family Ancestral Residence
- Chapter 234 - 232: Old Mr. Yan’s Seven Children
- Chapter 233 - 231: Farewell, Second Senior Brother
- Chapter 232 - 230: Master’s Phone Call
- Chapter 231 - 229: Zhao’s Story
- Chapter 230 - 228: Where Did the Boyfriend Go?
- Chapter 229 - 227: The Heartwarming Reason Behind It!
- Chapter 228 - 226: Boyfriend on the Run
- Chapter 227 - 225: Let Me Make You a Bowl of Noodles
- Chapter 226 - 224: The Truth
- Chapter 225 - 223: White Bones
- Chapter 224 - 222: Your Cousin Is No Longer Among the Living
- Chapter 223 - 221: Dream Message
- Chapter 222 - 220: Ghosts
- Chapter 221 - 219: Straight to the Stomach
- Chapter 220 - 218: Don’t Know! Don’t Know! Still Don’t Know!
- Chapter 219 - 217: The Truth About Li Family Village
- Chapter 218 - 216: Zhao Jinde’s Account
- Chapter 217 - 215: Yin Wood Coffin
- Chapter 216 - 214: Dog-Faced Monkey Mother
- Chapter 215 - 213: I’m Not a Ghost!
- Chapter 214 - 212: Ghost!
- Chapter 213 - 211: Someone Is Faking Supernatural Events
- Chapter 212 - 210: Total Annihilation
- Chapter 211 - 209: Chu Renmei
- Chapter 210 - 208: The Truth Behind the Female Ghost
- Chapter 209 - 207: Brother Yang, So It Was You—You Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 208 - 206: There’s a Ghost!
- Chapter 207 - 205: Paper Ashes
- Chapter 206 - 204: Village Corpse
- Chapter 205 - 203: Monsters and Ghosts, Go Away
- Chapter 204 - 202: Air Force Commander
- Chapter 203 - 201: Outdoor Big Yang
- Chapter 202 - 200: Past Events 2
- Chapter 201 - 199: Past Events 1
- Chapter 200 - 198: Meeting the Parents
- Chapter 199 - 197: Qingyue’s Origins
- Chapter 198 - 196: Eighth-Layer Qi Refining
- Chapter 197 - 195: Marriage Scam
- Chapter 196 - 194: But Zhu Yun Knew in Her Heart
- Chapter 195 - 193: Unlucky Bear
- Chapter 194 - 192: The Swindler’s Identity
- Chapter 193 - 191: The Toad Chasing the Frog
- Chapter 192 - 190: Sister Matcha
- Chapter 191 - 189: Bad News
- Chapter 190 - 188: A Piece of Rotten Flesh
- Chapter 189 - 187: Returning to the Owner
- Chapter 188 - 186: Demonic Cultivator
- Chapter 187 - 185: The Effects of Two Bad Luck Talismans
- Chapter 186 - 184: Another Accident Occurred
- Chapter 185 - 183: Traffic Is King
- Chapter 184 - 182: Accident
- Chapter 183 - 181: See You in Court!
- Chapter 182 - 180: Lawyer’s Letter
- Chapter 181 - 179: Open Fire
- Chapter 180 - 178: I Cried, What About You?
- Chapter 179 - 177: Even a Pervert Like Me Thinks This Is Perverted!
- Chapter 178 - 176: Boxing King
- Chapter 177 - 175: What a Waste of Talent Not to Be in Prison!
- Chapter 176 - 174: Only a Man Truly Understands Another Man!
- Chapter 175 - 173: That Immortal Taoist?
- Chapter 174 - 172: Preparing to Condemn His Own Family for Righteousness
- Chapter 173 - 171: AI Girlfriend
- Chapter 172 - 170: Female Online Friend
- Chapter 171 - 169: Pick-and-Sniff Challenger
- Chapter 170 - 168: Great Sea Unity
- Chapter 169 - 167: Ten Consecutive Draws
- Chapter 168 - 166: Human Joys and Sorrows Are Not Shared
- Chapter 167 - 165: Farce
- Chapter 166 - 164: Xie Qingying
- Chapter 165 - 163: The Descent of the Black Mist
- Chapter 164 - 162: There’s a Ghost
- Chapter 163 - 161: Who’s Pretending to Be a Ghost Over There?
- Chapter 162 - 160: Hospital
- Chapter 161 - 159: Viral Across the Internet
- Chapter 160 - 158: I Remember Who He Is!
- Chapter 159 - 157: Saving Lives
- Chapter 158 - 156: Descending the Mountain
- Chapter 157 - 155: The Truth
- Chapter 156 - 154: Another Incident Occurred
- Chapter 155 - 153: Lingbao Celestial Venerable, My Dear Old Man!
- Chapter 154 - 152: A Messy Account
- Chapter 153 - 151: Future Relationship Issues
- Chapter 152 - 150: What If...
- Chapter 151 - 149: Police, Don’t Move!
- Chapter 150 - 148: That Kid Is Definitely Up to Something!
- Chapter 149 - 147: I’m Taking My Two Orange Cats Home!
- Chapter 148 - 146: Like a Cow Stepping on a Live Wire
- Chapter 147 - 145: Sorry, I Don’t Have That Ability
- Chapter 146 - 144: The Rich Girl’s Past
- Chapter 145 - 143: Melody
- Chapter 144 - 142: Teacher Sanshang Announces a Relationship
- Chapter 143 - 141: Maybe I’m the One-in-a-Million Prodigy?
- Chapter 142 - 140: What? The Culprit Is Actually...
- Chapter 141 - 139: Greetings to Uncle-Masters Xuan Tong and Xuanxin!
- Chapter 140 - 138: The Sect Leader Uncle Has Returned
- Chapter 139 - 137: No... Impossible!
- Chapter 138 - 136: Hello, Mother-in-Law!
- Chapter 137 - 135: Hmph, Women Are Nothing but a Distraction from My Studies!
- Chapter 136 - 134: Lingling Doesn’t Like Men...
- Chapter 135 - 133: Damn! I’m Jealous!
- Chapter 134 - 132: Turkey-Flavored Crunchies
- Chapter 133 - 131: Brothers, I Have Some Relationship Problems I’d Like to Consult You About
- Chapter 132 - 130: The Religious Affairs Bureau Shows Up Yet Again
- Chapter 131 - 129: Sudden Disappearance
- Chapter 130 - 128: Hit the Jackpot
- Chapter 129 - 127: Rest Assured...
- Chapter 128 - 126: Gossip King Qingming
- Chapter 127 - 125: Taoist Zhenyuan Is Preparing to Take Disciples
- Chapter 126 - 124: Taoist Master, I’m Getting a Divorce!
- Chapter 125 - 123: Throwing Cold Water
- Chapter 124 - 122: Chrysanthemums for the Beauty
- Chapter 123 - 121: You Reap What You Sow
- Chapter 122 - 120: Careful You Don’t Drop Dead!
- Chapter 121 - 119: Could There Really Be a Twist?
- Chapter 120 - 118: Sixth Uncle’s Story
- Chapter 119 - 117: Thank You, Zhan Shuangkun, Fan Xiangyu, Pan!
- Chapter 118 - 116: Signing Bonus of 100 Million!
- Chapter 117 - 115: Immortal Taoist
- Chapter 116 - 114: That Must Be Very Interesting!
- Chapter 115 - 113: Returning to Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 114 - 112: Now This Is a True Master!
- Chapter 113 - 111: A Lesson Learned
- Chapter 112 - 110: The Real Purpose of This Trip
- Chapter 111 - 109: Root Planting Technique
- Chapter 110 - 108: To Cultivate the Dao as a Mortal, One Must Have a Spirit Root!
- Chapter 109 - 107: Greetings to Taoist Zhenyuan!
- Chapter 108 - 106: Before the Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 107 - 105: Dual Cultivation
- Chapter 106 - 104: Who Would Believe This?
- Chapter 105 - 103: Banned Again
- Chapter 104 - 102: The Burial Site
- Chapter 103 - 101: Handsome Guy, Do You Need a Boyfriend?
- Chapter 102 - 100: Just How Extreme Is the Welfare Girl?
- Chapter 101 99: Your Fiancée Is Actually a...
- Chapter 100 98: Your Future Is Not in Prison, but in...
- Chapter 99 97: Cherish Your Confusion While It Lasts!
- Chapter 98 96: Sudden Viral Fame
- Chapter 97 95: Finally Finished Telling the Story
- Chapter 96 94: If You've Heard of Him, Then There Must Be Ghosts!
- Chapter 95 93: Religious Affairs Bureau Returns
- Chapter 94 92: Supreme Profound Alchemy Technique
- Chapter 93 91: A System Product Is Truly a Masterpiece!
- Chapter 92 90: Uncle Master, We Three Admit Our Mistake!
- Chapter 91 89: I Have Terminal Leukemia!
- Chapter 90 88: Making Porridge for You!
- Chapter 89 - 85: Void-Breaking Dao
- Chapter 88 - 84: Even If He’s Executed, He’ll Prove the Taoist’s Awesomeness
- Chapter 87 - 83: Hello, Sir, We’re from Property Management!
- Chapter 86 - 82: Class-A Most Wanted Criminal
- Chapter 85 - 81: Never Seen Before! Nine Leaky Fish!
- Chapter 84 - 80: Reality Is Often More Fantastical Than Fiction!
- Chapter 83 - 79: Old Man Terminator
- Chapter 82 - 78: If You Don’t Want Others to Know, Don’t Do It Yourself!
- Chapter 81 - 77: I Can Only Say, Your Grandpa Really Knows How to Have Fun!
- Chapter 80 - 76: Parking in the Maple Forest Late
- Chapter 79 - 75: Li Hongwei Brought to Justice
- Chapter 78 - 74: Where Am I?
- Chapter 77 - 73: This Is Betrayal After Seduction!
- Chapter 76 - 72: Are Fortune Tellers This Skilled Nowadays?
- Chapter 75 - 71: Darkness Falls, Unconsciousness
- Chapter 74 - 70: Your Cousin Was Deliberately Murdered
- Chapter 73 - 69: Please Accept My Condolences
- Chapter 72 - 68: I’m Just Afraid That After You’re Done Reading My Fortune, My Whole Family Will Be Gone
- Chapter 71 - 67: Young Lady, You May Face Imprisonment!
- Chapter 70 - 66: What Does It Mean to Be a Fortune-Telling Immortal
- Chapter 69 - 65: Women Are Like Clothes, the Daoist Is Like a Father!
- Chapter 68 - 64: A Man with Principles
- Chapter 67 - 63: You’re Awake?
- Chapter 66 - 62: If Young People Aren’t Arrogant, Are They Still Young?
- Chapter 65 - 61: Old Daoist Master, You Truly Are an Enlightened Immortal!
- Chapter 64 - 60: Seeking Immortality Temple
- Chapter 63 - 59: Drawing Talismans
- Chapter 62 - 58: As It Turns Out, I’m Just an Idiot!
- Chapter 61 - 57: Enough Talk, My Wife Just Got Pregnant—I’m Off to Get Checked at the Reproductive Clinic
- Chapter 60 - 56: This World Is Too Frightening!
- Chapter 59 - 55: Good Grief!
- Chapter 58 - 54: I Believe You! I Believe You!
- Chapter 57 - 53: You’re Nothing but a Liar!
- Chapter 56 - 52: My Name Isn’t Hey, It’s Chu Yuqun!
- Chapter 55 - 51: Never Trust in Feudal Superstitions
- Chapter 54 - 50: Such Abilities Far Exceed Our Previous Estimates
- Chapter 53 - 49: We Want... to Go to Jail... Go to Jail...
- Chapter 52 - 49: We Want... to Go to Jail... Go to Jail...
- Chapter 51 - 48: Cloud-Forming and Rain-Spreading
- Chapter 50 - 47: Why Do You Think He Suddenly Showed Up, But Refuses to Reveal Himself?
- Chapter 49 - 46: Agents from the Religious Affairs Bureau Arrive
- Chapter 48 - 45: What’s Behind the Cabinet
- Chapter 47 - 44: Have You Ever Considered Whether You’re Tainted by Something Unclean?
- Chapter 46 - 43: My Admiration for You Is as Boundless as the Flowing River
- Chapter 45 - 42: Young Man, Your Wife Will Never Be Able to Get Pregnant in This Lifetime
- Chapter 44 - 41: Auspicious Little Cucumber
- Chapter 43 - 40: I Don’t Think It’s an Immortal!
- Chapter 42 - 39: I Want to Join Shangqing Tao! I Want to Be a Daoist! I Want to Cultivate Immortality!
- Chapter 41 - 38: There Really Are Immortals!
- Chapter 40 - 37: The Island Country Yin Yang Master Challenges Shangqing Tao!
- Chapter 39 - 36: Taoist Xuanming, Why Push People Away?
- Chapter 38 - 35: Representatives of Underworld Culture
- Chapter 37 - 34: Senior Brother Will Take You to See the Goldfish
- Chapter 36 - 33: What If the Boss Is Just a Pervert?
- Chapter 35 - 32: This Figure Feels So High-Tech
- Chapter 34 - 31: In the Future, You Will Suffer from Severe Depression
- Chapter 33 - 30: Could It Really Be Just a Coincidence?
- Chapter 32 - 29: My Young Friend’s Future—Imprisonment Awaits!
- Chapter 31 - 28: The Cow Comes Full Circle
- Chapter 30 - 27: Such Enthusiastic Chives!
- Chapter 29 - 26: Can Someone Really Be This Unlucky?
- Chapter 28 - 25: Didn’t Expect the Bad Luck Talisman to Come in Handy So Soon
- Chapter 27 - 24: Coveting My Beauty and Harboring Evil Intentions!
- Chapter 26 - 23: I’m Done Playing!
- Chapter 25 - 22: Death Omen Entwined
- Chapter 24 - 21: Edgy Teen and Scooter Kid
- Chapter 23 - 20: Daoist, You Really Are 36!
- Chapter 22 - 19: Playing the Pretty Boy at the Club
- Chapter 19: When at the White Horse Club...
- Chapter 18: Kid, I Advise You to Be Kind
- Chapter 17: Senior Brother, the Tea Here Is Really Delicious!
- Chapter 16: Honey, Look! There’s an Immortal!
- Chapter 15: Huh?
- Chapter 14: Taoist Priest, I’m Going to Call the Police
- Chapter 13: Bro, She’s a, a, a...
- Chapter 12: Online Romance—Pick Me, I’m the Sweetest
- Chapter 11: East Sea Marquis Long Tao
- Chapter 10: My Wife Was Born in the ’60s
- Chapter 9: Taoist Master, I’d Like You to Read My Wife’s Fortune Too
- Chapter 8: Is It My Fault for Being Handsome and Rich?
- Chapter 7: The Explosive Livestream
- Chapter 6: A Moment of Misdeed, a Lifetime of Trouble
- Chapter 5: Adulterers
- Chapter 4: Catching Them in the Act on Live Stream
- Chapter 3: To Be Honest, Your Son Has a Different Father
- Chapter 2: The Fish Takes the Bait
- Chapter 1: Sexy Celestial Master, Fortune Teller Online