Chapter 208 208: Too Contradictory!
Xie Wensheng felt an inexplicable chill.
In over a decade on the force, what scenes hadn’t he witnessed?
But he had quite a gripe about the moonlight tonight!
Shining on him was one thing, but it even pierced through the windows on the door, illuminating the person on the podium.
He shivered slightly, took out his phone, and made a call.
By some strange instinct, his first call was to Chen Xiao.
“Found it?” Chen Xiao answered quickly.
Xie Wensheng responded with a grunt: “Found it, not in the back mountain, just sitting on the podium in the classroom.”
“Just one of them?”
“I only saw one, not You You and Wu Rui; those two are blond, but this one’s hair is black.”
“How old?”
Xie Wensheng took a few steps forward: “About the same age, should be the other boy among the three, Luo Yan.”
Just as Xie Wensheng finished speaking, a shout came from behind: “Captain Xie, found it!”
After a shout, another person also ran out from the original cafeteria of the school, shouting: “Found it!”
Xie Wensheng’s gaze tightened and he said into the phone, “They’ve all been dumped out.”
“Tell me the location, I’m heading over now.”
After Xie Wensheng provided the location, Chen Xiao immediately hung up and called Xiaoji and the three of them.
“Get up, I’ll take you to witness something.”
The three of Xiaoji hurried out of the room, asking, “Bro, is it found?”
“Yeah, tonight he dumped all the dead bodies out. By Captain Xie’s account, his men have already puked up their dinners.”
Liu Dayou’s face changed: “No way, that harsh? Then what are we having for midnight snacks?”
Xiaoji couldn’t help but look at Chen Xiao: “Bro, you did it on purpose, didn’t you? I saw you didn’t eat just now!”
Chen Xiao glared: “Enough nonsense. You guys haven’t seen a real corpse dumping site yet, this time you get to see one.”
“Didn’t the one at Yaoxi count just now?”
“The forensic pathologist covered up a lot, of course, it doesn’t count,” Xiaoji replied.
Whether willingly or unwillingly, all three followed behind.
They got into the car, and soon arrived at the scene.
By the time they arrived, many police officers from the sub-bureau were already there.
The forensic pathologist was destined to be the busiest tonight, and just the ones from the sub-bureau were obviously not enough.
To best record the details, Xie Wensheng borrowed quite a few people from other sub-bureaus.
Chen Xiao entered the old school, musing, “A person very familiar with this area could find a place like this.”
Without saying much, Chen Xiao went looking for Xie Wensheng.
However, when passing by the steps, he paused at the sight of liquid on the ground.
“Zhao Hai’s suspicion can mostly be ruled out.”
Xiaoji quickly asked, “How so?”
“This trace likely dropped when the killer was transporting the body up, looks like it was made tonight. Zhao Hai didn’t have the time to dump a body.”
“So, that means, there’s still a possibility… he hired someone to dump the body.”
“Yeah, hiring someone is possible. After all, money makes the mare go. But Zhao Hai, at the moment, might not actually have money to hire anyone.”
With that, Chen Xiao went upstairs.
Xie Wensheng was still in the classroom, with the forensic pathologist recording the evident information of the body.
“Captain Xie,” Chen Xiao called out.
Xie Wensheng turned his head, “Come take a look.”
Chen Xiao led the three forward. After taking one look, he frowned immediately.
The trio of Xiaoji had their faces turned white at once!
Liu Dayou and Xiaoji Knife Man couldn’t hold it any longer, running out to vomit wildly.
Xiaoji held out for a bit, but ultimately couldn’t bear it and ran out too.
Seeing this, Xie Wensheng laughed, “What, looking to train them?”
“They follow me, they must adapt. But honestly, my stomach is churning too.”
“That’s a natural reaction, but just from this corpse, can you see anything?” Xie Wensheng asked.
Chen Xiao replied, “Though each one is dead, it’s clear the killer treated the females more carefully. But this male, his handling was too rough, it’s unspeakably brutal.”
As Chen Xiao spoke, every part of the deceased’s body began imprinting in his mind.
The victim’s face also had missing features.
His eyes were also gone, but there was a large hole in his throat!
This suddenly made Chen Xiao feel that the previous notion about facial features was somewhat inaccurate.
Suddenly, Xie Wensheng looked down and saw a small plump creature almost crawling onto his shoe, and immediately stomped on it.
A “bia” sound was heard.
Chen Xiao shook his head with a wry smile: “Raised them really fat.”
“Your tolerance is quite strong, you’ve probably seen a lot of bodies with Captain Zhang Zhang Xian?”
“I’ve seen plenty of bodies, but not many on the scene, especially not ones this decomposed. Honestly, I’m holding it together with tough skin.”
Indeed, Chen Xiao hadn’t seen many decomposing bodies on the scene.
When Zhao Xiaohong was killed, she hadn’t decomposed much when found.
The Swallow Lane fishbone case was arguably the most bizarre death Chen Xiao had encountered.
As for the Xiaofeng Village case, when he saw the body, much time had already passed.
And Cheng Qing and Wan De’s deaths were just skeletons by then.
Speaking of decay levels, the third deceased would rank second earlier, while the current one would rank first.
But victims who died almost at the same time had different levels of decomposition; it was enough to show the killer used different methods or environments when handling the two bodies.
Xie Wensheng didn’t elaborate further, returning to the main topic:
“The killer used a chair and podium to keep his body splayed across the podium without it slipping down.”
“Judging from the manner of death, it matches the previous three girls, all have nails driven through their temples.”
“I estimate the killing process wasn’t torturous; just systematically killing them one after another.”
Chen Xiao nodded: “Now the six missing persons are all found, and dumping the three males in one spot suggests the killer’s done.”
“Yeah, but you’re sensitive to the killer’s hints. Look closely and see if there’s any guidance left.”
Now with much admiration for Chen Xiao, Xie Wensheng subconsciously began letting Chen Xiao take the lead.
When seeing the third body earlier, Chen Xiao mentioned the killer possibly only hinted halfway.
And this half he mentioned was actually left vague.
Now, with a stark gender distinction among the six victims, Chen Xiao internally confirmed his suspicion.
But Chen Xiao didn’t speak immediately, leaning against a wall after thoroughly examining the body, then closed his eyes.
He needed to process!
“When the third victim’s posture I guessed was a Young Pioneers salute, and it was a female, at that moment my intuition told me it could be a hint from the killer.”
“Young Pioneers salute isn’t related to middle school, high school, or university, it’s more likely from primary school.”
“By posing an adult deceased in such a salute, is he telling all the police that he once had a daughter?”
“Is it because he had a daughter that he’s so distinct in dealing with males and females?”
“Though these thoughts are still baseless, perhaps I could formulate a line of case logic.”
“Whether it’s Xiong Ruru or You You and the boys, all had numerous prior criminal acts. So they not only robbed Zhao Hai, but could’ve also harmed or even killed a young girl?”
“There’s always a motive for murder, let alone killing six at once! If there’s a story behind this, it’s most likely bloodstained.”
“But the killer treated them to a hot pot for their last meal, meaning You You likely knew the killer, and their bond wasn’t bad. Otherwise, how could they be so defenseless?”
“When checking the contents of the first two deceased, Xie Wensheng also probed into their social circles, but he never suspected anyone!”
“With no suspect, and possible close ties between the six victims and the killer, what did they do to leave themselves so unguarded?”
“Contradiction! So many contradictions here!”
Thinking this, Chen Xiao couldn’t help but open his eyes.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 302 302: Cellmate, the Sloppy Man with a Barbie Backpack
- Chapter 301 301: She's Just Pretending!
- Chapter 300 300: The Inspiration for the Male Lead!
- Chapter 299 299: Before and After People, Inviting a Wolf into the House
- Chapter 298 298: Killing, Scenes, and the Past
- Chapter 297 297: An Unexpected Encounter, Madman!
- Chapter 296 296: The Fear of Treatment
- Chapter 295 295: You Want Imported, Too?
- Chapter 294 294: The Power of Bathing Begins to Emerge!
- Chapter 293 293: Posters, Uncle's Back
- Chapter 292 292: Does Seating Order Matter?
- Chapter 291 291: Pluck and Gouge!
- Chapter 290 290: Heart Removal!
- Chapter 289 289: Ashtray
- Chapter 288 288: Refusing to Confess!
- Chapter 287 287: Bro, Let Me Show You the Real World!
- Chapter 286 286: The Former Scholar, Now Middle-Aged
- Chapter 285 285: Specimen!
- Chapter 284 284: Advisor Chen, Will You Take My Command This Time?
- Chapter 283 283: Bathing? Power of Bathing!
- Chapter 282 282: The Day of Great Loss!
- Chapter 281 281: I Very Much Look Forward to Our Encounter
- Chapter 280 280: Enjoying Adulation, Embracing Honor
- Chapter 279 279: Dreamlike? Is It Still Dreamlike Now?
- Chapter 278 278: His First Encounter with Chen Yan
- Chapter 277 277: I'll Wait for You to Come Home
- Chapter 276 276: All Because of That Bastard Up in Heaven
- Chapter 275 275: What a Masterful Mind Game!
- Chapter 274 274: The Videotape!
- Chapter 273 273: Think Again, Think Carefully!
- Chapter 272 272: It Really Is Him!
- Chapter 271 271: He Is Actually Jin Bao?
- Chapter 270 270: The Most Important Trait
- Chapter 269 269: It Shouldn't Be This Strange!
- Chapter 268 268: Informant!
- Chapter 267 267: What Can You Do to Me?
- Chapter 266 266: Puppet on Strings!
- Chapter 265 265: Integrating Fragmented Suspicions!
- Chapter 264 264: This Is an Inquiry for You!
- Chapter 263 263: I Won't Make This Choice!
- Chapter 262 262: Cao Chan
- Chapter 261 261: The Missing Record!
- Chapter 260 260: A Case Within a Case!
- Chapter 259
- Chapter 258
- Chapter 257 257: That Man Is Far Too Terrifying!
- Chapter 256 256: The Old Bed and Scratch Marks
- Chapter 255 255: Be Practical!
- Chapter 254 254: Hey Handsome, Hello!
- Chapter 253 253: Three Eyes, Zuo Erlang
- Chapter 252 252: The Importance of Experience!
- Chapter 251 251: Mother!
- Chapter 250 250: Entangled and Elusive
- Chapter 249 249: What Divination Was It Again?
- Chapter 248 248: I'm Afraid I Can No Longer Shield Against That Blade
- Chapter 247 247: I Confess!
- Chapter 246 246: Wake Up, You've Already Been Seen Through!
- Chapter 245 245: That's Right, I Caught Him, and He's Still My Cousin!
- Chapter 244 244: The Vileness of the Vile
- Chapter 243 243: Birds Scatter When Disaster Strikes?
- Chapter 242 242: When a Man Is About to Die, His Words Are Kind
- Chapter 241 241: Crisis Awareness!
- Chapter 240 240: Golden Saber and Wooden Man Target!
- Chapter 239 239: Words That Awaken the Dreamer
- Chapter 238 238: Is My Hypothesis Too Conservative?
- Chapter 237 237: Whose Child Is It?
- Chapter 236 236: Driven to Death?
- Chapter 235 235: Death Simulation
- Chapter 234 234: Investigating One by One, Seeking the Root Cause
- Chapter 233 233: Didn't She Already Have a Reason to Hang Herself?
- Chapter 232 232: No Heirs Shall Continue!
- Chapter 231 231: The Phantom Returns, Is Xie Wensheng Incompetent?
- Chapter 230 230: Who Has the Nerve to Call Himself Your Brother?
- Chapter 229 229: A Night Visit to Yang Lake
- Chapter 228 228: Loyal Dog, Grand Dreams!
- Chapter 227 227: Yang Lake Phantom
- Chapter 226 226: Silent Mentor
- Chapter 225 225: Fiery Eyes, Words That Hit the Mark
- Chapter 224 224: The Old Man and the Little Girl
- Chapter 223 223: When People Face Death
- Chapter 222 222: Fate's Cruel Trick
- Chapter 221 221: The Pursuing Mutt!
- Chapter 220 220: Cravings of the Tongue
- Chapter 219 219: I'm Here!
- Chapter 218 218: My Life Ends Today, Soul Gone, Corpse Remains Long
- Chapter 217 217: The Fuse
- Chapter 216 216: He Even Killed His Own Wife with His Treatment!
- Chapter 215 215: His Pattern!
- Chapter 214 214: Playing the Cards! Laying the Cards Down!
- Chapter 213 213: Autopsy!
- Chapter 212 212: Masking One Scent with Another
- Chapter 211 211: Western Medicine, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Miao Medicine!
- Chapter 210 210: New Skill, Gold-Picking Drill!
- Chapter 209 209: The Bomb Disposal Theory!
- Chapter 208 208: Too Contradictory!
- Chapter 207 207: Midnight Moonlight!
- Chapter 206 206: Becoming More and More of a Match!
- Chapter 205 205: Salute?!
- Chapter 204 204: Endurance and Love, Zhao Xiaoyu Waves Hello!
- Chapter 203 203: The Killer Has Been Guiding You!
- Chapter 202 202: How Was the Stench of Corpses Covered Up?
- Chapter 201 201: The Five Facial Features
- Chapter 200 200: Do You Think Everyone Is an Idiot!
- Chapter 199 199: This Is Killing Me!
- Chapter 198 198: Eyes and Nose Gouged Out!
- Chapter 197 197: Brother-in-Law! Brother-in-Law!
- Chapter 196 196: Colluding Together!
- Chapter 195 195: If Kou Can Go There, So Can I!
- Chapter 194 194: Trouble Caused by the Motorcycle Gang
- Chapter 193 193: My Little Sister-in-Law’s Tears
- Chapter 192 192: Could He Be an Impostor?
- Chapter 191 191: You Can't Get Fine Oil from Rotten Wood!
- Chapter 190 190: The Daoist Recruited by the Police
- Chapter 189 189: Shit, I Fucking Forgot the Omens!
- Chapter 188 188: Death Stare!
- Chapter 187 187: Acknowledging the Ancestors!
- Chapter 186 186: Luo Dali's Fox
- Chapter 185 185: The Most Wonderful Place
- Chapter 184 184: Something's Off With You—Walk for Me!
- Chapter 183 183: Sinful Confession
- Chapter 182 182: There Is Karma in This World, Retribution Never Fails!
- Chapter 181 181: Cut the Crap, Run!
- Chapter 180 180: I've Even Begged for Death—Why Won't You Let Me Go!
- Chapter 179 179: The Story of the Ruthless Bandit
- Chapter 178 178: The Thief King's Ultimate Technique!
- Chapter 177 177: The Chen Family's Ultimate Showdown!
- Chapter 176 176: Haunted by Guilt, Feeding Blood to the Bones!
- Chapter 175 175: She's Simple
- Chapter 174: 24 Hours Is Enough!
- Chapter 173: Should I Dig Up His Grave to See If He’s Really Fearful?
- Chapter 172: The Man Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 171: So She Is LX!
- Chapter 170 170: What Did You Say Your Sister's Name Was?
- Chapter 169 169: Could Someone Be Faking Their Death?
- Chapter 168 168: Scalp Tingling
- Chapter 167 167: Dogs!
- Chapter 166 166: Life Is Like a Play—It's All About Acting!
- Chapter 165 165: Tossing Wads of Cash Right in Front of Him!
- Chapter 164 164: So Satisfying!
- Chapter 163 163: That's Right, Investigate Their Ancestors!
- Chapter 162 162: The Skull Identification Results Are Out!
- Chapter 161 161: What Is He Trying to Prove?
- Chapter 160 160: Artistic Skills Unleashed, Reliving the Past!
- Chapter 159 159: Know-It-All!
- Chapter 158 158: Go, Find That Woman!
- Chapter 157 157: When Pigs Sing, You Know It's Absurd!
- Chapter 156 156: Let's Go Claim Your Dad's Inheritance Together!
- Chapter 155 155: Why Stand Beneath the Lion?
- Chapter 154 154: The Master of the Skull
- Chapter 153 153: Yang Gong's Taboo Day, Theft!
- Chapter 152 152: Hero Fountain Pen, Lasting Friendship!
- Chapter 151 151: Osteological Investigation, The Last Luggage
- Chapter 150 150: The Goddess on the Train That Year
- Chapter 149 149: You're Being Unfair, You're Lying!
- Chapter 148 148: Naturally Rotting, Forty-Nine Days!
- Chapter 147 147: Wild Fishing, Giant Catch
- Chapter 146 146: Life Is But a Moment
- Chapter 145 145: The Bloodstained Lion!
- Chapter 144 144: Memories of Bygone Love
- Chapter 143 143: Money Debts Are Easily Repaid, But Debts of Gratitude Linger
- Chapter 142 142: The Cigarette Lit by My Father!
- Chapter 141 141: Huh? That Troublemaker Is Back!
- Chapter 140 140: The Ringleader Is Your Relative!
- Chapter 139 139: A Layout for Wealth
- Chapter 138 138: Actions Are the Best Proof of My Love for You!
- Chapter 137: Want to Borrow the Rope? Let’s Tie Ourselves Up Together!
- Chapter 136: While They Fight Like the Snipe and the Clam, You’re Electro-Fishing!
- Chapter 135: Hello, Lou Yang! Hello, Chen Yan!
- Chapter 134: He Wants to Challenge the Two of Us Alone!
- Chapter 133: My Goddess of Fortune!
- Chapter 132: Even If She’s Crazy, It’s Still Dissociative Identity!
- Chapter 131: I Want This Bait—Double Kill!
- Chapter 130: A Deal with the Devil
- Chapter 129: Killing Is Terrifying!
- Chapter 128: Heart-Piercing Punishment
- Chapter 127: I’m Scared, I Want to Stay with Uncle!
- Chapter 126: Even a Cornered Rabbit Will Bite
- Chapter 125: A Turn Reveals Heaven’s Secrets
- Chapter 124: Following the Crowd
- Chapter 123: The Dominant Contrast
- Chapter 122: Liu the Cripple and the Private Jailhouse
- Chapter 121: Half of Her Face
- Chapter 120: She and I Are Getting Closer and Closer!
- Chapter 119: Hurry, Check If There’s Anything in the Well!
- Chapter 118: Her Problems Are Huge!
- Chapter 117: Jolted into a Cold Sweat
- Chapter 116: Are There Really Such Shameless People in This World!
- Chapter 115: A Name That Must Remain
- Chapter 114: The Chen Yan You Mentioned—Is It the "Yan" of "Actor"?
- Chapter 113: The Woman Once Again
- Chapter 112: We Witnessed a Monster Today!
- Chapter 111: The Game Is Called "You Say, I Draw
- Chapter 110: You Want a Lesson? Fine, Let Me Teach You One!
- Chapter 109: The Woman with the Backpack
- Chapter 108: Girl, You Really Are a Tiger!
- Chapter 107: A Catastrophically Massive Disaster
- Chapter 106: It’s All Over!
- Chapter 105: Lessons from the Boss
- Chapter 104: A Daoist
- Chapter 103: What Is Really Locked Inside That Villa!
- Chapter 102: Looks Like I Hid Pretty Well
- Chapter 101: The Killer Revealed by the Portrait!
- Chapter 100: I Want to Paint a Picture!
- Chapter 99: His Trap!
- Chapter 98: Gone
- Chapter 97: Ghost Marriage Procession
- Chapter 96: I Want You to Wish You Were Dead!
- Chapter 95: He’s Just Better Than You All!
- Chapter 94: Why Was the Red Bridal Veil Used?
- Chapter 93: The Cruel Reality
- Chapter 92: But He Died Too!
- Chapter 91: There Must Be a Story Between Them!
- Chapter 90: Look Carefully—I’m the One Who Killed You!
- Chapter 89: It’s Time to Step Forward!
- Chapter 88: Setting the Stage, the Rat Deserves the Best Actor Award!
- Chapter 87: What Kind of Underworld Skill Is This!
- Chapter 86: The Day of Heaven and Earth’s Struggle Is Coming!
- Chapter 85: Found It!
- Chapter 84: An Earlobe in the Rice Cooker!
- Chapter 83: The Inspiration from a Ladle of Golden Soup
- Chapter 82: Living Written in Blood!
- Chapter 81: She’s Here Too!
- Chapter 80: Why Must Everything Revolve Around You?
- Chapter 79: Sudden Enlightenment!
- Chapter 78: Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth—Five Elements Sacrifice
- Chapter 77: A Fortune from Heaven
- Chapter 76: He’s Clinging to His Last Breath
- Chapter 75: I’m Done Pretending, I’m Coming Clean
- Chapter 74: The Sacrificial Murder Case
- Chapter 73: Honey, Your Clothes Are Poking Me!
- Chapter 72: Brother-in-Law, Are You Crying?
- Chapter 71: I’m Going to Find That Unfilial Son Now!
- Chapter 70: The Day of the Five Elements’ Defeat
- Chapter 69: Leave None Behind!
- Chapter 68: I’ve Been So Terribly Deceived!
- Chapter 67: The Evolution of a Demon
- Chapter 66: During an Avalanche, Not a Single Snowflake Is Innocent!
- Chapter 65: My Meticulous Scheme, So Easily Defeated!
- Chapter 64: Officer, I Want to Turn Myself In!
- Chapter 63: The Person Who Loves Her Most in the World
- Chapter 62: The Deepest Doubt, Finally Understood!
- Chapter 61: I Really Boarded Your Pirate Ship!
- Chapter 60: The Wind Rises!
- Chapter 59: Night Visit to Ancestral Tomb Mountain
- Chapter 58: I Almost Believed Your Fake Affection!
- Chapter 57: The Only Silhouette
- Chapter 56: That Guy Seems Impotent
- Chapter 55: Did You Know He Likes Raw Meat?
- Chapter 54: Hello, Chen Xiao! Hello, Si Ying!
- Chapter 53: Only the River Flows
- Chapter 52: Hidden Dangers Left by Si Ying
- Chapter 51: The Burning Love on the Photo Wall!
- Chapter 50: She’s So Beautiful!
- Chapter 49: Do You Mean the "Ying" in "Shadow"?
- Chapter 48: Her Name Is Si Ying!
- Chapter 47: She Is a Ray of Light in My Heart!
- Chapter 46: Change Lies Within, Not in Appearance!
- Chapter 45: Caught a Ghost in Broad Daylight!
- Chapter 44: Unclean Thing!
- Chapter 43: He’s a Veteran!
- Chapter 42: Experiencing the Crime Scene Under Reconstruction
- Chapter 41: The Sharpest Spear, the Strongest Shield!
- Chapter 40: Xiaohongsha Day, Handwriting Reveals Character!
- Chapter 39: A Complete Madman!
- Chapter 38: So Beautiful!
- Chapter 37: You’d Better Find More People, or It Won’t Be Enough for Brother Chen to Fight!
- Chapter 36: Never Again, Never Ever Again!
- Chapter 35: Something Happened After All!
- Chapter 34: Do You Believe in Metaphysics?
- Chapter 33: Are Your Eyes That Sharp?!
- Chapter 32: The Skeleton in Swallow Lane!
- Chapter 31: Tonight, Can I Sleep in the Room?
- Chapter 30: Snap!
- Chapter 29: They Overlap! Everything Overlaps!
- Chapter 28: The Arrival of the Sister-in-law!
- Chapter 27: Just Looking for a Safe Harbor for a Troubled Conscience
- Chapter 26: A Sinful Confession, the Devil’s Notebook!
- Chapter 25: Don’t Touch, or You’ll Lose Your Head!
- Chapter 24: Absconding in Fear of Crime?
- Chapter 23: This News Is Absolutely Explosive!
- Chapter 22: Who Was That Person?!
- Chapter 21: The Blade to Slay You Will Be the Sharpest and Most Decisive!
- Chapter 20: What? You Found the Murder Weapon!
- Chapter 19: A Heart Stirred by 500,000
- Chapter 18: A Life for a Life!
- Chapter 17: Chen Xiao, You Really Are My Lucky Star!
- Chapter 16: Blade Forging Club
- Chapter 15: The Dawn Brought by Spirited Youngsters!
- Chapter 14: Where’s My Motorcycle?!
- Chapter 13: Who Says a Street Rat Is Good for Nothing?
- Chapter 12: Stepmother!
- Chapter 11: Honey, Are You Asleep? I Can’t Fall Asleep!
- Chapter 10: Lunar Taboo Day, Avoid Major Matters!
- Chapter 9: What, Do You Think You’re More Important?
- Chapter 8: Headless Corpse!
- Chapter 7: Two Pieces of Good News!
- Chapter 6: Letter of Appreciation
- Chapter 5: Oh No, I Forgot My Mother-in-Law!
- Chapter 4: My Husband Is the Smart One!
- Chapter 3: Although My Husband... But My Husband...
- Chapter 2: Damn, So This Is Why You Go to Bathhouses?
- Chapter 1: Bro, the Cops Really Came!