Chapter 242 242: When a Man Is About to Die, His Words Are Kind
Chapter 242 242: When a Man Is About to Die, His Words Are Kind
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Leaving the Li Family.
The sense of crisis in Chen Xiao’s heart still hadn’t ceased.
He sensed that Li Jindao was silently diverting the topic away from him.
This unusual behavior already indicated some issues.
It’s just that Chen Xiao couldn’t confirm anything at the moment.
What he could be sure of was that Li Jindao seemed to be stalling for time.
But what was Li Jindao stalling for?
He originally intended to determine if the Li couple suspected anything about the child in Lian Yuhong’s belly through conversation.
But Chen Xiao was steered away from this topic from beginning to end.
To be precise, whenever Chen Xiao asked about Peng Yuanqing or Peng Zhou, Li Jindao would subtly shift the subject.
Chen Xiao sensed that Li Jindao didn’t want to discuss Peng Yuanqing and Peng Zhou.
But why?
And why was Li Jindao stalling for time?
He even practiced with the Wooden Man Target with him for quite a while!
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao immediately called Dao.
“Hello, Dao, are you still at the hospital?”
After leaving Changlong Village, Chen Xiao didn’t take Xiaoji and the others, not even when visiting Xie Wensheng or looking for Li Jindao just now.
He left Xiaoji to stay behind in Changlong Village.
Dao had gone to watch over Zhang Shurong in secret.
As for Liu Dayou, Chen Xiao had him follow Peng Zhou.
Receiving Chen Xiao’s call, Dao replied calmly, “At the hospital, yes. Zhang Shurong seems okay, but the doctor who examined her looked increasingly concerned.”
“Of course, having drunk paraquat would do that. Alright, keep a close watch and don’t let anyone near her slip past.”
“Understood.”
After ending the call with Dao, Chen Xiao called Liu Dayou, “Has Peng Zhou gone home?”
“Yes, he’s at home now, and with an older man, who should be Peng Yuanqing from the photos.”
“Okay, keep an eye on them. Contact me immediately if they do anything.”
Managing the situation, Chen Xiao then called Xiaoji.
“Brother Chen, what’s up?”
“No one’s approached the scene, right?”
“Nope.”
“Wait there for me; I’ll be there soon.”
Chen Xiao replied briefly, then hurried to meet Xiaoji at Changlong Village.
Once Xiaoji was in the car, noticing Chen Xiao’s furrowed brows, they couldn’t help but ask:
“Brother, what’s wrong?”
“I just met with Li Xi’s father, Li Jindao. He’s very suspicious.”
Xiaoji’s eyes lit up, “That’s not good then. He’s got motives too!”
“But I think what he’s planning isn’t that simple.”
Xiaoji looked puzzled, and Chen Xiao explained earnestly:
“We need to carefully reevaluate everything based on our thoughts.”
Upon hearing this, Xiaoji immediately took out pen and paper to jot notes.
Chen Xiao began, “All my suspicions rest upon one condition: why did Lian Yuhong die? She had reasons to commit suicide, but with so many ways to do it, why the same method as the Yang Lake Phantom?”
“For Lian Yuhong, this was likely her childhood nightmare, as her father died because of it!”
Xiaoji nodded silently as Chen Xiao continued:
“Based on the scene, I suspect she might have been driven to death. But fundamentally, her death benefits or reassures whom? Naturally, based on our speculation, it’s most likely Peng Yuanqing or the well-disguised Peng Zhou!”
“However, there’s another possibility: if Li Xi and Li Jindao were driven to an extreme, they too have the capability to drive Lian Yuhong to her death! If it were the latter…”
Chen Xiao paused his words here.
“I finally understand why I felt so tense when I was at the Li’s! My instincts were warning me that Peng Yuanqing or Peng Zhou could be in danger!”
After explaining, Xiaoji sudden realization hit, “Brother, you mean, if it’s Li Jindao or Li Xi who drove Lian Yuhong to her death, their anger might not end just because she’s gone!”
“Exactly, because Peng Yuanqing or Peng Zhou are the real culprits; they brought this disgrace!”
Chen Xiao nodded.
Xiaoji immediately said, “Brother Chen, should I watch over the Li father and son?”
“You won’t be able to keep an eye on them. Better focus on Peng Yuanqing and Peng Zhou. Go assist Dayou; I’m worried he’s overwhelmed.”
“Okay!” Xiaoji nodded and left promptly.
Chen Xiao once again stepped into Lian Yuhong’s home.
After leaving the Li Family, he constantly pondered if he missed anything on site.
Lian Yuhong wore an unexpectedly unfitting pair of canvas shoes.
Might there be any other clues?
Chen Xiao walked to the old house’s bedroom, sitting on the bed, he silently closed his eyes.
Images of every scene from inside and outside the door started forming in his mind.
However, the pictures in his mind appeared dim, as if he were present on the night of the incident.
When the scene concluded, a car appeared outside the old house.
Lian Yuhong got out and walked into the bedroom, sitting beside Chen Xiao.
Once seated in the constructed scene, she lingered in boredom, perhaps turning on the TV.
Until around 9:40, Li Xi called her.
This call with Lian Yuhong lasted over 40 minutes.
A fact verified by clear call records.
If Li Xi wasn’t lying, right… if Li Xi was truthful, the call contained no extreme emotions.
Otherwise, it wouldn’t have lasted so long.
Moreover, Li Xi mentioned that over the call, no unusual behavior was detected, only a subtle low and imbalanced emotion stemming from her mother’s demeanor.
Yet, a mere hour and a half to two hours after the call, she ended her own life.
What transpired in those one and a half to two hours?
The room was spotless!
The cement floor only bore prints from Lian Yuhong’s return.
As Li Xi recounted, he hadn’t followed her inside.
Opening his eyes, Chen Xiao gazed around.
And at the moment his eyes opened, the mental scene collapsed.
Lian Yuhong’s image shattered.
This pointed to one thing: Chen Xiao’s understanding of the case was incomplete, hence the shallow vision during the Power of Construction.
Nevertheless, several new doubts arose in Chen Xiao’s mind.
“When I met Peng Zhou, he had been discharged and was agitated, wanting to confront. Given the crime happened two days ago, Peng Zhou must’ve recovered substantially. So, why did Zhang Shurong choose to accompany Peng Zhou over her biological daughter?”
“Second doubt: Li Jindao and his wife claimed they couldn’t accept Yuhong’s death, but apart from Mrs. Li who couldn’t stop the tears, Li Jindao seemed composed. When I first saw him, he was melancholically pondering over baby clothes. If they’re so heartbroken over their unborn grandchild, why insist on honoring Zhang Shurong?”
“Moreover, after the call between Lian Yuhong and Li Xi, what happened? If her death indeed involved issues with the child, when did the person driving her come to know, and why choose two nights ago?”
As Chen Xiao pondered, he felt, “Something crucial must’ve happened before that night; perhaps concerning Li Jindao, Mrs. Li, Li Xi… Could it be related to Peng Zhou’s abrupt hospitalization?”
“Would Li Jindao and Mrs. Li have gone if Peng Zhou was admitted, with Zhang Shurong, Peng Yuanqing, Lian Yuhong, and Li Xi attending? May the truth shine through!”
Contemplating this, Chen Xiao dialed Dao’s number again:
“Hand the phone to Zhang Shurong!”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 268 268: Informant!
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- Chapter 106: It’s All Over!
- Chapter 105: Lessons from the Boss
- Chapter 104: A Daoist
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- Chapter 102: Looks Like I Hid Pretty Well
- Chapter 101: The Killer Revealed by the Portrait!
- Chapter 100: I Want to Paint a Picture!
- Chapter 99: His Trap!
- Chapter 98: Gone
- Chapter 97: Ghost Marriage Procession
- Chapter 96: I Want You to Wish You Were Dead!
- Chapter 95: He’s Just Better Than You All!
- Chapter 94: Why Was the Red Bridal Veil Used?
- Chapter 93: The Cruel Reality
- Chapter 92: But He Died Too!
- Chapter 91: There Must Be a Story Between Them!
- Chapter 90: Look Carefully—I’m the One Who Killed You!
- Chapter 89: It’s Time to Step Forward!
- Chapter 88: Setting the Stage, the Rat Deserves the Best Actor Award!
- Chapter 87: What Kind of Underworld Skill Is This!
- Chapter 86: The Day of Heaven and Earth’s Struggle Is Coming!
- Chapter 85: Found It!
- Chapter 84: An Earlobe in the Rice Cooker!
- Chapter 83: The Inspiration from a Ladle of Golden Soup
- Chapter 82: Living Written in Blood!
- Chapter 81: She’s Here Too!
- Chapter 80: Why Must Everything Revolve Around You?
- Chapter 79: Sudden Enlightenment!
- Chapter 78: Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth—Five Elements Sacrifice
- Chapter 77: A Fortune from Heaven
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- Chapter 75: I’m Done Pretending, I’m Coming Clean
- Chapter 74: The Sacrificial Murder Case
- Chapter 73: Honey, Your Clothes Are Poking Me!
- Chapter 72: Brother-in-Law, Are You Crying?
- Chapter 71: I’m Going to Find That Unfilial Son Now!
- Chapter 70: The Day of the Five Elements’ Defeat
- Chapter 69: Leave None Behind!
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- Chapter 64: Officer, I Want to Turn Myself In!
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- Chapter 51: The Burning Love on the Photo Wall!
- Chapter 50: She’s So Beautiful!
- Chapter 49: Do You Mean the "Ying" in "Shadow"?
- Chapter 48: Her Name Is Si Ying!
- Chapter 47: She Is a Ray of Light in My Heart!
- Chapter 46: Change Lies Within, Not in Appearance!
- Chapter 45: Caught a Ghost in Broad Daylight!
- Chapter 44: Unclean Thing!
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- Chapter 42: Experiencing the Crime Scene Under Reconstruction
- Chapter 41: The Sharpest Spear, the Strongest Shield!
- Chapter 40: Xiaohongsha Day, Handwriting Reveals Character!
- Chapter 39: A Complete Madman!
- Chapter 38: So Beautiful!
- Chapter 37: You’d Better Find More People, or It Won’t Be Enough for Brother Chen to Fight!
- Chapter 36: Never Again, Never Ever Again!
- Chapter 35: Something Happened After All!
- Chapter 34: Do You Believe in Metaphysics?
- Chapter 33: Are Your Eyes That Sharp?!
- Chapter 32: The Skeleton in Swallow Lane!
- Chapter 31: Tonight, Can I Sleep in the Room?
- Chapter 30: Snap!
- Chapter 29: They Overlap! Everything Overlaps!
- Chapter 28: The Arrival of the Sister-in-law!
- Chapter 27: Just Looking for a Safe Harbor for a Troubled Conscience
- Chapter 26: A Sinful Confession, the Devil’s Notebook!
- Chapter 25: Don’t Touch, or You’ll Lose Your Head!
- Chapter 24: Absconding in Fear of Crime?
- Chapter 23: This News Is Absolutely Explosive!
- Chapter 22: Who Was That Person?!
- Chapter 21: The Blade to Slay You Will Be the Sharpest and Most Decisive!
- Chapter 20: What? You Found the Murder Weapon!
- Chapter 19: A Heart Stirred by 500,000
- Chapter 18: A Life for a Life!
- Chapter 17: Chen Xiao, You Really Are My Lucky Star!
- Chapter 16: Blade Forging Club
- Chapter 15: The Dawn Brought by Spirited Youngsters!
- Chapter 14: Where’s My Motorcycle?!
- Chapter 13: Who Says a Street Rat Is Good for Nothing?
- Chapter 12: Stepmother!
- Chapter 11: Honey, Are You Asleep? I Can’t Fall Asleep!
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- Chapter 9: What, Do You Think You’re More Important?
- Chapter 8: Headless Corpse!
- Chapter 7: Two Pieces of Good News!
- Chapter 6: Letter of Appreciation
- Chapter 5: Oh No, I Forgot My Mother-in-Law!
- Chapter 4: My Husband Is the Smart One!
- Chapter 3: Although My Husband... But My Husband...
- Chapter 2: Damn, So This Is Why You Go to Bathhouses?
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