Chapter 169: [SHUT THE F UP!]
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Chapter 169: [SHUT THE F UP!]
“So…”
The tension snapped like a live wire.
Eli, still frozen in disbelief from seeing Caelen and his team appear out of nowhere, looked up as the man himself began to speak again.
Caelen’s smirk hadn’t faltered once. He stood tall, framed by the fading glow of the gate behind him—calm, composed, and absolutely unbothered by the collapsing cave or the furious glare aimed at him by his brother.
“…are you going to give us a recap of what’s going on here so we can help your sorry asses,” he said, voice dripping with amusement, “or do I have to take a guess?”
Eli’s breath hitched. Kairo’s hold on him immediately tightened, his jaw clenching so hard the muscles in his neck tensed.
“What gives you the right to—”
Before Kairo could finish, Eli flinched, his eyebrow twitching from a sudden, sharp pulse of pain.
His Danger Sense flared—so violently it made his head throb.
Something was coming.
But before he could open his mouth to warn them, Caelen’s voice cut through the noise.
“Team, look alive.” His tone was casual, but the shift in his expression was instant—eyes sharp, focused, assessing. “There’s danger.”
He gestured toward Eli, as if to say go on, tell them.
Kairo’s head snapped toward Eli, who was already shaking, eyes widening as he turned—slowly, hesitantly—toward the source.
And then he saw it.
The water behind them rippled violently. The cave shuddered. A low, guttural rumble rolled through the air like thunder.
Eli’s eyes went wide. “The serpent!”
The words tore out of his throat before he could stop them.
The monstrous creature—the same one they thought they’d left behind—was moving again.
Its enormous body was slithering forward, scales scraping against shattered stone. Its head emerged from the darkness, eyes glowing faintly blue as it turned toward the newcomers.
It had sensed them.
“Shouldn’t we—shouldn’t we get out through the gate?!” Mio shouted, panic rising in his voice as he stumbled back. “There’s a gate right there! Why the hell did these guys come in instead of getting us out?!”
Punzo barked a laugh, even as his hands lit up with flame. “Once you come in a gate, you can’t come out, genius!”
The cavern shook again, louder this time.
“GATES ALSO CAN’T JUST APPEAR FROM NOWHERE!” Zaira yelled, the desperation in her voice cutting through the chaos.
Caelen’s smirk returned faintly, even as his team fell into formation behind him. “Well
,” he said under his breath, his sword materializing in his hand, “there’s a first time for everything.”
The serpent roared again—louder, closer—and the ground cracked beneath them.
Eli gritted his teeth, clutching at Kairo’s arm. His heartbeat thundered in his ears.
Despite the danger roaring just behind them, no one moved.
Instead, every eye in the cavern turned toward Caelen—and the tension snapped through the air like static.
Eli, still held tight against Kairo’s chest, could feel the sharp rise and fall of his heartbeat. The air around them felt charged—too heavy, too sharp—as Kairo’s jaw flexed beside his ear.
“Do you always have to be so damn cocky, Caelen?” Kairo’s voice came out low, rough—a threat disguised as a question, his exhaustion sharpening the edge of his tone.
Eli’s stomach twisted.
’Is Kairo… actually taking the bait? It’s obvious Caelen’s taunting him.’
Caelen tilted his head ever so slightly, expression unreadable except for the faint smirk that curled across his lips. His tone was calm, smooth—dangerously amused.
“And do you always have to be so damn uptight?” he fired back. “Considering you—” he paused mid-sentence, eyes flicking briefly toward Eli, then back to Kairo, “—all look like you’re near death. I would’ve assumed you’d be too busy begging for help to still be so proud.”
The words hit like an insult dressed in silk.
Kairo’s aura flared, faint veins of red light tracing along his arm, the air thickening with pressure. “You think this is what near death looks like?” he said coldly. “We didn’t need your help.”
Punzo snorted from behind Caelen, the grin on his face cocky and unbothered. “Didn’t look like it to us.”
That was all it took.
“Watch your mouth,” Mio snapped, his voice taut with irritation. Threads shimmered faintly between his fingers, catching the cave’s dim light. “We don’t need some pyromaniac clown throwing fire in a cave that’s literally collapsing.”
Punzo raised a brow, snapping his fingers once—small bursts of flame sparking in midair like firecrackers.
“Oh, just admit it. You’re too prideful to say thanks. But if it’s a fight you want…” He grinned, teeth flashing. “I’m more than happy to warm things up.”
“Enough!” Jabby’s voice cut through the noise, though her own patience was visibly thinning. Her expression hardened when she caught Mel whispering something under his breath. “What was that?”
Mel lifted his gaze, meeting hers head-on. “I said your team’s as noisy as ever,” he muttered. “Fitting—since your captain’s full of hot air too.”
“Oh?” Jabby tilted her head, her tone dropping to an icy whisper. “Can’t believe I actually worried about you. This is why every woman who talks to you ends up swearing off men.”
Mel blinked. “…The fuck did you just—”
Eli’s headache spiked like a blade being driven through his skull. The noise—the overlapping voices, the clash of mana, the serpent’s low growl echoing from the shadows—it all blurred into one overwhelming pulse of chaos.
His danger sense was going haywire—flaring, fading, then flaring again—like a warning he couldn’t quite decipher.
’How can they still fight at a time like this?’ he thought, clutching his head. ’The monster’s right there—it’s waiting. Planning.’
But no one was listening.
Kairo and Caelen had already stepped closer to one another, their voices low but heavy with venom—the kind only brothers could perfect.
“You showing up here uninvited,” Kairo muttered, every word deliberate, “as always. Just stay out of the way and let us handle this. This is our
dungeon.”
Caelen’s smirk deepened, spinning his sword once in his hand, the crimson blade glinting faintly under the dim light.
“You make it sound like you had things handled,” he said smoothly. “But looking around…” His eyes flicked toward the destruction, the exhausted faces of Kairo’s team. “I’d say someone needed saving.”
Kairo’s teeth clenched, his aura pulsing again. “Don’t test me.”
Caelen chuckled under his breath, voice dark with satisfaction. “I’m not testing you, little brother.”
He leaned forward just slightly, the smile on his face sharp enough to cut.
“I’m proving a point.”
Their auras clashed like colliding storms—crimson and gold, flaring so violently that the very air seemed to ripple between them.
Kairo’s bloodlight shimmered like liquid fire; Caelen’s radiance burned cold and sharp, cutting through the red haze.
The ground vibrated under the weight of it.
Mio and Punzo’s voices overlapped—angry, relentless.
Jabby and Mel were shouting too.
Zaira’s voice rose somewhere between them all, strained and desperate, trying—and failing—to calm them.
The noise was unbearable.
The air buzzed with energy, footsteps, shouting, and the low hum of mana vibrating through the cracked cave floor.
“Enough…” Eli muttered under his breath, clutching his head. The pulse of his danger sense was already pricking at the back of his skull.
No one heard him.
’You’re all being so fucking immature.’
“Enough—”
’We have more pressing matters to attend to!’
Still nothing.
The pressure built—inside his chest, his head, his throat—until it finally broke.
“CAN YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?!”
The shout cut through everything.
The sound slammed into the walls and echoed back at them, louder than any spell or explosion.
Every head turned.
Every voice stopped.
Even the serpent’s distant rumbling seemed to hesitate.
Kairo blinked, his aura dimming slightly in shock.
Caelen’s smirk faded.
Everyone froze—silent, unmoving, as if the entire cave held its breath.
Eli’s chest heaved, his breaths shallow and uneven. “The serpent—”
The words caught in his throat as a sharp, violent pulse of pain exploded in his skull. His danger sense screamed—louder, stronger—like sirens tearing through his mind.
“—is still here, and it’s about to—”
He didn’t even finish.
The world went white.
From the shadows, the serpent struck.
Its massive head shot forward, blindingly fast—faster than anything that large should’ve been able to move. The air warped from the force, the water below them erupting like a bomb as its jaws cut through the darkness.
Eli barely saw it—a flash of blue scales, the glint of teeth—and then motion.
Kairo’s arm snapped around him, blood shields flaring up too late.
CRACK.
The impact was deafening. The ground split beneath them, stone and debris flying in all directions.
“Fuck,” Kairo hissed, tightening his hold around Eli as the shockwave tore through them.
Eli’s stomach dropped.
His vision spun—stone, water, light—everything blurring into one chaotic smear.
And then—
Silence.
No pain.
No crushing pressure.
Just the dull ache of landing hard, the air ripped from his lungs.
He blinked, dazed, his head pounding. The world slowly came back into focus—dust, smoke, faint light.
And then he saw him.
Someone stood between Eli and the serpent.
Not Kairo.
Caelen.
His sword was buried deep into the serpent’s scale, glowing faintly from the heat of impact. Steam hissed from the wound, the scent of scorched blood thick in the air. Crimson light danced along the blade’s edge, flickering against Caelen’s face.
A thin line of blood trailed down his cheek, but his posture didn’t falter—shoulders squared, steady, composed.
He looked back over his shoulder, his eyes cutting toward Kairo—calm, taunting, infuriating.
“Now see,” Caelen said evenly, his voice cool but laced with smug satisfaction, “I was right. You do need help, Kairo.”
Eli’s breath caught.
’Is he… serious right now?’
His pulse thundered in his ears.
’How can he—’
Ding.
The sound rang in his head—sharp, unmistakable.
’NOW?’
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- Chapter 217: [TICK TOCK TICK TOCK]
- Chapter 216: [MENTAL WARFARE]
- Chapter 215: [A TRAP MADE BY A DEMON]
- Chapter 214: [ELI’S TURN TO ANSWER]
- Chapter 213: [CAELEN’S SIDE]
- Chapter 212: [WE GOT ABILITIES PT. 1]
- Chapter 211: [IT STARTED THE DAY-]
- Chapter 210: [THE PARK]
- Chapter 209: [SPARKLY]
- Chapter 208: [DEEP SIGH]
- Chapter 207: [BRINGING UP ORION]
- Chapter 206: [AERTH-LIKE CREATURES]
- Chapter 205: [THERAPY TIME!!!]
- Chapter 204: [THE DREADED NOTIFICATION]
- Chapter 203: [HER BOYS]
- Chapter 202: [KAIRIE RYU]
- Chapter 201: [APEX PREDATORS]
- Chapter 200: [LIGHTHEADED]
- Chapter 199: [JUMP OFF A BALCONY]
- Chapter 198: [5,900]
- Chapter 197: [LITTLE NOODLE]
- Chapter 196: [SMALLER]
- Chapter 195: [UNDENIABLY HUMAN]
- Chapter 194: [A SUDDEN LOSS]
- Chapter 193: [JUST FOR NOW]
- Chapter 192: [FIST FIGHT]
- Chapter 191: [SUCCESS...?]
- Chapter 190: [THE SERPENT AND THE NAME]
- Chapter 189: [PICTURE FRAME]
- Chapter 188: [THE MYSTERIOUS BUILDING]
- Chapter 187: [OUT]
- Chapter 186: [INSIDE THE SERPENT’S MOUTH]
- Chapter 185: [LOOKING AT ME]
- Chapter 184: [IS IT DEAD?]
- Chapter 183: [LION’S FANG GUILD’S TEAMWORK]
- Chapter 182: [IT CAN SPEAK?]
- Chapter 181: [ATTACK THOSE STUPID S-CLASS HUNTERS!]
- Chapter 180: [DUMB FUCKING BOSS MONSTER]
- Chapter 179: [SUSPICIOUS ELI]
- Chapter 178: [WHERE’S ELI?]
- Chapter 177: [NOWHERE TO BE SEEN]
- Chapter 176: [LITTLE SIDEKICKS]
- Chapter 175: [SYSTEM GLITCH]
- Chapter 174: [DID YOU DO THIS?]
- Chapter 173: [HERE THE WHOLE TIME]
- Chapter 172: [MY ORION]
- Chapter 171: [EELS]
- Chapter 170: [TEAMWORK MAKES ELI WORK]
- Chapter 169: [SHUT THE F UP!]
- Chapter 168: [THEN WE HELP]
- Chapter 167: [DON’T START!]
- Chapter 166: [THE POWER-UP IS…?!]
- Chapter 165: [SS-CLASS ABYSS SERPENT]
- Chapter 164: [NORMAL OF THEM]
- Chapter 163: [INSANE!!!]
- Chapter 162: [BLOOD BATH]
- Chapter 161: [LET’S MAKE SOME TAKOYAKI]
- Chapter 160: [MAKE THAT PAIN REAL]
- Chapter 159: [OBSERVATION OF A FAN]
- Chapter 158: [MAYBE WE CAN]
- Chapter 157: [HAVE TO WONDER]
- Chapter 156: [FIND HIS WAY BACK]
- Chapter 155: [GET KAIRO BACK]
- Chapter 154: [FOR A SPLIT SECOND]
- Chapter 153: [BLACK INK]
- Chapter 152: [THREE HEARTS]
- Chapter 151: [PULSING]
- Chapter 150: [BUY US MORE TIME]
- Chapter 149: [ALL EYES ON ELI]
- Chapter 148: [TIME TO THINK]
- Chapter 147: [IS THAT MEL?]
- Chapter 146: [WANTED MY FIRST KISS]
- Chapter 145: [KISS UPGRADE]
- Chapter 144: [DON’T DIE, DIE!]
- Chapter 143: [WHY, INDEED?]
- Chapter 142: [ELI DID WHAT?!]
- Chapter 141: [IT’S THE—]
- Chapter 140: [CAN’T BE HEARD]
- Chapter 139: [PRINCESS]
- Chapter 138: [MINE TO PROTECT]
- Chapter 137: [KILL HIM]
- Chapter 136: [CHASE US]
- Chapter 135: [TEMPORARY POWER-UP?]
- Chapter 134: [ESTIMATED DEATH LIKELIHOOD]
- Chapter 133: [700 ML]
- Chapter 132: [AT A LOSS]
- Chapter 131: [WHAT WAS LEFT BEHIND]
- Chapter 130: [USE MY BLOOD]
- Chapter 129: [KAIRO’S SWORD]
- Chapter 128: [GIANT OCTOPUS]
- Chapter 127: [LOOK UP]
- Chapter 126: [CHARM SHROUD]
- Chapter 125: [A HUNTER’S LIMIT]
- Chapter 124: [THROBBING HEAD]
- Chapter 123: [LIKE A PUPPET]
- Chapter 122: [PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE]
- Chapter 121: [SAVING WHISTLE]
- Chapter 120: [YOUR FAULT!]
- Chapter 119: [UNCERTAINTY]
- Chapter 118: [STOPPED APPEARING]
- Chapter 117: [A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION]
- Chapter 116: [WHAT DID YOU SEE?]
- Chapter 115: [UNCONSCIOUS]
- Chapter 114: [PHANTOMS]
- Chapter 113: [EYES UNDER THE WATER]
- Chapter 112: [THE KEY IS....]
- Chapter 111: [SS-CLASS]
- Chapter 110: [FEELING WEAK]
- Chapter 109: [OMINOUS]
- Chapter 108: [MY FAULT]
- Chapter 107: [ON HIS LEGS]
- Chapter 106: [DON’T FEEL SO GOOD]
- Chapter 105: [STAY CLOSE TO ME]
- Chapter 104: [A VERY DARK DUNGEON]
- Chapter 103: [KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE!]
- Chapter 102: [COME HERE]
- Chapter 101: [GOING IN RIGHT AWAY]
- Chapter 100: [CALM DOWN]
- Chapter 99: [TAKING YOU WITH ME]
- Chapter 98: [GOT LOST]
- Chapter 97: [HUFFING]
- Chapter 96: [HOUSE TOUR]
- Chapter 95: [COUCH IS REALLY COMFY]
- Chapter 94: [I’LL MAKE YOU BLUSH!]
- Chapter 93: [DO IT RIGHT]
- Chapter 92: [MISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRL]
- Chapter 91: [LUCAS KIM]
- Chapter 90: [HEAT THINGS UP?!]
- Chapter 89: [ARE YOU KIDDING?]
- Chapter 88: [SEEING GLASSES]
- Chapter 87: [HEART BREAK]
- Chapter 86: [UNEXPECTED]
- Chapter 85: [BRATTY]
- Chapter 84: [CHEST TOUCHING]
- Chapter 83: [DANGEROUSLY CLOSE]
- Chapter 82: [ANY SUGGESTIONS?]
- Chapter 81: [PERSPECTIVE]
- Chapter 80: [MEETING WITH MIDAS]
- Chapter 79: [HANDSOME!]
- Chapter 78: [DELIVERED]
- Chapter 77: [INVITATION]
- Chapter 76: [GOOD REWARDS]
- Chapter 75: [ACCOMPLISHED]
- Chapter 74: [CHALLENGE ACCEPTED]
- Chapter 73: [COMPETITION BETWEEN TWO S-CLASS HUNTERS]
- Chapter 72: [STRANGE]
- Chapter 71: [SUDDEN VISIT]
- Chapter 70: [BEEP BEEP]
- Chapter 69: [A GENIUS]
- Chapter 68: [SINGLEHANDEDLY]
- Chapter 67: [PHENOMENON]
- Chapter 66: [GOLDEN AURORA DRIVE]
- Chapter 65: [FINAL STAND]
- Chapter 64: [THREE SECONDS]
- Chapter 63: [A DISTRACTION]
- Chapter 62: [SQUASH THE ROACH]
- Chapter 61: [DESTROY THE GARGOYLES]
- Chapter 60: [FOCUS AND NEGLECT]
- Chapter 59: [WE NEED A PLAN]
- Chapter 58: [DON’T STOP LOOKING]
- Chapter 57: [EYES!]
- Chapter 56: [THE PRIEST]
- Chapter 55: [PREPARATION]
- Chapter 54: [A DOOR]
- Chapter 53: [HOLD HANDS?]
- Chapter 52: [FIND THE BOSS]
- Chapter 51: [NOT AN A-CLASS?]
- Chapter 50: [SOMETHING’S WRONG]
- Chapter 49: [GROTESQUES]
- Chapter 48: [ELI’S FIRST DUNGEON RAID]
- Chapter 47: [THE A-CLASS GATE]
- Chapter 46: [SUDDEN CROWD]
- Chapter 45: [CRAZY]
- Chapter 44: [POACHED]
- Chapter 43: [TEST RUN]
- Chapter 42: [SIMULATION ROOM]
- Chapter 41: [TRAINING FACILITY]
- Chapter 40: [WHY DO YOU CARE?]
- Chapter 39: [DON’T BE WARY]
- Chapter 38: [THE NATION’S PRINCE]
- Chapter 37: [KIDNAPPED]
- Chapter 36: [DELIVERY?]
- Chapter 35: [WHAT TO DO]
- Chapter 34: [VIRAL]
- Chapter 33: [RANDOM REWARDS]
- Chapter 32: [PENALTY]
- Chapter 31: [RIVALRY]
- Chapter 30: [A MOMENT OF DISRUPTION]
- Chapter 29: [S-CLASS HUNTERS’ MEETING]
- Chapter 28: [ONE WAY OR ANOTHER]
- Chapter 27: [BATTLE’S OVER]
- Chapter 26: [AN OPENING]
- Chapter 25: [READY]
- Chapter 24: [BACK-UP ARRIVES]
- Chapter 23: [BOSS’ MOVE]
- Chapter 22: [ATTACK THE BOSS]
- Chapter 21: [SAVED AGAIN]
- Chapter 20: [KILLER ROAR]
- Chapter 19: [NO FEAR]
- Chapter 18: [ELI’S HELP]
- Chapter 17: [CONDITIONING]
- Chapter 16: [DID IT COUNT?]
- Chapter 15: [CRIMSON SHADOW]
- Chapter 14: [ELI VS. THE OGRE]
- Chapter 13: [NO HUNTERS NEARBY]
- Chapter 12: [DANGER, DANGER!]
- Chapter 11: [SYSTEM MISSION: OBJECTIVE 1]
- Chapter 10: [SYSTEM PROFILE: ELIONE NOA AHN]
- Chapter 9: [SEDUCE OR DIE!]
- Chapter 8: [CHOOSE: YES OR NO]
- Chapter 7: [SYSTEM NOTICE]
- Chapter 6: [SYSTEM INITIATED]
- Chapter 5: [WARNING: DUNGEON IS CLOSING!]
- Chapter 4: [S-CLASS DUNGEON]
- Chapter 3: [THE E-CLASS]
- Chapter 2: [SYSTEM: START]
- Chapter 1: [SYSTEM: PROLOGUE]