Chapter 62: [SQUASH THE ROACH]
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Chapter 62: [SQUASH THE ROACH]
Time blurred into rhythm—an endless cycle of calls and motion.
“Left—two steps! Now, jump!”
Caelen obeyed instantly, boots detonating against fractured stone, his body pivoting midair. The golden cracks webbing across his skin blazed brighter, each one a vein of molten light straining against flesh.
The priest’s colossal hand carved down like a guillotine.
BOOOOM.
The ground split apart as if the earth itself had been cleaved, shards of shattered gargoyle bodies scattering in the wake. Dust geysered upward, choking the chamber, wings splintering to pieces before raining down like brittle ash.
Again and again, they repeated the deadly dance. Eli’s voice cracked like a whip across the battlefield, commanding sharp turns and brutal dodges. Caelen moved exactly as directed, each step tearing into stone, each leap burning streaks of golden light through the haze.
One by one, the gargoyles were crushed beneath the priest’s relentless swings—stone bodies crumbling into nothing but rubble and dust.
And then—
Silence.
The final gargoyle split apart, its head rolling once before disintegrating into fragments at Eli’s feet. The noise died, leaving only the low groan of shifting stone and the pendulum-sway of the priest’s rosary.
Eli’s throat burned from shouting. His chest heaved.
Caelen exhaled sharply, his grip still locked around Eli’s body, holding him tight as though refusing to let go even when the threat had passed. The cracks across his body pulsed violently with every breath, light flickering brighter, then dimmer, like a furnace on the verge of collapse.
“As much as you’re light, sweetheart…” Caelen’s voice rasped, low and raw, edged with fatigue. “…carrying you while dodging this long is killing me.”
Eli’s heart jolted. He blinked at him, guilt threading sharp through his chest. “…Then put me down.”
Caelen didn’t hesitate. His arms loosened, lowering Eli with deliberate care until his boots touched solid ground. Immediately, the knight straightened, shoulders rolling back with a heavy crack, free hand flexing as if shaking off invisible chains. His breaths were ragged, but he stood—unyielding.
They had cleared the gargoyles. At last.
But the priest still towered before them. Watching. Waiting.
Its rosary swayed idly, its massive frame hunched as though listening. Its glowing eyes never left Eli.
’We’ve cleared the pawns… but that doesn’t make this easier,’ Eli thought, his gaze narrowing. ’He still has both arms, and one of them is the rosary. Even if Caelen unleashes all that stored pain in one strike, there’s no way it’ll land clean if he’s ready to counter.’
Eli clenched his jaw, every nerve in his body screaming to think, to strategize—but his Danger Detection coiled like a blade at his throat.
’If I think too hard about him, he’ll attack again. Shit—how do I…’
Then it hit him.
What if he stopped thinking about the priest… and thought of something else?
Something filthier. Something beneath him.
Eli’s lip curled faintly as the thought bloomed.
’A roach. A giant, disgusting, stone-skinned roach.’
He pictured it—scuttling across the walls, twitching legs, bloated body dragging itself through the cracks. A vile insect swollen with filth. His chest constricted with disgust, his skin crawling at the thought.
And—
Nothing.
No pulse of danger. No movement. The priest didn’t react.
Eli’s breath caught. ’…It’s not responding. It doesn’t care if I think of it this way. It only reacts when I acknowledge it as the priest. As what it is. If I strip that away… if I reduce it to something lesser, then I can plan without triggering it.’
“Hey.”
Caelen’s gravel-edged voice cut through his racing thoughts. The knight’s molten gaze slid toward him, brows raised faintly. “What are you thinking about so hard that it stopped moving?”
Eli’s lips moved before his brain caught up. “…Roaches,” he muttered absently.
Caelen stilled. Blinked once. His cracked, golden-lit face twisted into disbelief. “…Roaches?”
Eli’s head snapped toward him, heat flashing across his ears. “Wait—I didn’t mean it like that—”
Caelen’s brow arched higher, his expression caught between exhaustion and absolute disbelief. “We’re one breath away from dying in this dungeon, and you’re standing there… thinking about bugs?”
Eli groaned into his hand, face burning hot. “Shut up. It’s working.”
“Enlighten me. What’s working?”
Caelen’s voice was gravel and heat, low but edged with challenge. He crossed his arms against his chest, broad shoulders blotting out half the rubble-strewn chamber as the golden cracks along his body pulsed like molten veins.
Eli exhaled slowly, forcing his nerves into check. He jerked his head toward the priest. The giant stood motionless, rosary swaying like the pendulum of some ancient clock, its glowing eyes locked unwaveringly on him.
“I’m trying to figure out,” Eli said, voice low but sharp, “how you can squash the roach.”
The word hissed from his tongue with venom.
For a heartbeat, Caelen just stared at him. Then his golden eyes widened slightly, realization flickering like a spark catching kindling. His smirk tugged wider. “…Oh. That’s very clever.”
Eli bit the inside of his cheek, fighting the urge to gloat. ’I know.’
Instead, he pressed forward, steadying his breath. “You won’t be able to carry me anymore. But we both know it’ll keep targeting me—especially when I’m using my abilities to guide you. Even if I keep calling it a roach, it’s smart enough to realize I’m helping you set it up to die.”
The cracks along Caelen’s frame flared faintly with his next exhale, light licking across his jaw. He gave a single, firm nod. “True enough. For that—” his voice dropped, curling into something dark, almost playful, “—I do have a suggestion.”
Now, that was surprising.
Eli’s pulse stuttered. His brows knit tight, suspicion spiking sharp in his chest. “…What is it?”
That was when Caelen smiled.
Not the rare, soft curve of his lips Eli had seen outside this dungeon. Not the confident, battle-born smirk he wore in combat.
This was different.
A wolfish baring of teeth. Mischievous. Dangerous. Almost sadistic, like he’d been waiting for this moment.
Golden light crawled up the fissures of his skin as the smirk deepened, and his gaze locked onto Eli with a glint that made his stomach knot.
Eli’s breath hitched. His Danger Detection wasn’t reacting—no threat from the priest, no gargoyles, no ambush.
And yet—
A chill shot down his spine all the same.
Because the danger wasn’t from the dungeon.
It was from Caelen.
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- Chapter 217: [TICK TOCK TICK TOCK]
- Chapter 216: [MENTAL WARFARE]
- Chapter 215: [A TRAP MADE BY A DEMON]
- Chapter 214: [ELI’S TURN TO ANSWER]
- Chapter 213: [CAELEN’S SIDE]
- Chapter 212: [WE GOT ABILITIES PT. 1]
- Chapter 211: [IT STARTED THE DAY-]
- Chapter 210: [THE PARK]
- Chapter 209: [SPARKLY]
- Chapter 208: [DEEP SIGH]
- Chapter 207: [BRINGING UP ORION]
- Chapter 206: [AERTH-LIKE CREATURES]
- Chapter 205: [THERAPY TIME!!!]
- Chapter 204: [THE DREADED NOTIFICATION]
- Chapter 203: [HER BOYS]
- Chapter 202: [KAIRIE RYU]
- Chapter 201: [APEX PREDATORS]
- Chapter 200: [LIGHTHEADED]
- Chapter 199: [JUMP OFF A BALCONY]
- Chapter 198: [5,900]
- Chapter 197: [LITTLE NOODLE]
- Chapter 196: [SMALLER]
- Chapter 195: [UNDENIABLY HUMAN]
- Chapter 194: [A SUDDEN LOSS]
- Chapter 193: [JUST FOR NOW]
- Chapter 192: [FIST FIGHT]
- Chapter 191: [SUCCESS...?]
- Chapter 190: [THE SERPENT AND THE NAME]
- Chapter 189: [PICTURE FRAME]
- Chapter 188: [THE MYSTERIOUS BUILDING]
- Chapter 187: [OUT]
- Chapter 186: [INSIDE THE SERPENT’S MOUTH]
- Chapter 185: [LOOKING AT ME]
- Chapter 184: [IS IT DEAD?]
- Chapter 183: [LION’S FANG GUILD’S TEAMWORK]
- Chapter 182: [IT CAN SPEAK?]
- Chapter 181: [ATTACK THOSE STUPID S-CLASS HUNTERS!]
- Chapter 180: [DUMB FUCKING BOSS MONSTER]
- Chapter 179: [SUSPICIOUS ELI]
- Chapter 178: [WHERE’S ELI?]
- Chapter 177: [NOWHERE TO BE SEEN]
- Chapter 176: [LITTLE SIDEKICKS]
- Chapter 175: [SYSTEM GLITCH]
- Chapter 174: [DID YOU DO THIS?]
- Chapter 173: [HERE THE WHOLE TIME]
- Chapter 172: [MY ORION]
- Chapter 171: [EELS]
- Chapter 170: [TEAMWORK MAKES ELI WORK]
- Chapter 169: [SHUT THE F UP!]
- Chapter 168: [THEN WE HELP]
- Chapter 167: [DON’T START!]
- Chapter 166: [THE POWER-UP IS…?!]
- Chapter 165: [SS-CLASS ABYSS SERPENT]
- Chapter 164: [NORMAL OF THEM]
- Chapter 163: [INSANE!!!]
- Chapter 162: [BLOOD BATH]
- Chapter 161: [LET’S MAKE SOME TAKOYAKI]
- Chapter 160: [MAKE THAT PAIN REAL]
- Chapter 159: [OBSERVATION OF A FAN]
- Chapter 158: [MAYBE WE CAN]
- Chapter 157: [HAVE TO WONDER]
- Chapter 156: [FIND HIS WAY BACK]
- Chapter 155: [GET KAIRO BACK]
- Chapter 154: [FOR A SPLIT SECOND]
- Chapter 153: [BLACK INK]
- Chapter 152: [THREE HEARTS]
- Chapter 151: [PULSING]
- Chapter 150: [BUY US MORE TIME]
- Chapter 149: [ALL EYES ON ELI]
- Chapter 148: [TIME TO THINK]
- Chapter 147: [IS THAT MEL?]
- Chapter 146: [WANTED MY FIRST KISS]
- Chapter 145: [KISS UPGRADE]
- Chapter 144: [DON’T DIE, DIE!]
- Chapter 143: [WHY, INDEED?]
- Chapter 142: [ELI DID WHAT?!]
- Chapter 141: [IT’S THE—]
- Chapter 140: [CAN’T BE HEARD]
- Chapter 139: [PRINCESS]
- Chapter 138: [MINE TO PROTECT]
- Chapter 137: [KILL HIM]
- Chapter 136: [CHASE US]
- Chapter 135: [TEMPORARY POWER-UP?]
- Chapter 134: [ESTIMATED DEATH LIKELIHOOD]
- Chapter 133: [700 ML]
- Chapter 132: [AT A LOSS]
- Chapter 131: [WHAT WAS LEFT BEHIND]
- Chapter 130: [USE MY BLOOD]
- Chapter 129: [KAIRO’S SWORD]
- Chapter 128: [GIANT OCTOPUS]
- Chapter 127: [LOOK UP]
- Chapter 126: [CHARM SHROUD]
- Chapter 125: [A HUNTER’S LIMIT]
- Chapter 124: [THROBBING HEAD]
- Chapter 123: [LIKE A PUPPET]
- Chapter 122: [PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE]
- Chapter 121: [SAVING WHISTLE]
- Chapter 120: [YOUR FAULT!]
- Chapter 119: [UNCERTAINTY]
- Chapter 118: [STOPPED APPEARING]
- Chapter 117: [A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION]
- Chapter 116: [WHAT DID YOU SEE?]
- Chapter 115: [UNCONSCIOUS]
- Chapter 114: [PHANTOMS]
- Chapter 113: [EYES UNDER THE WATER]
- Chapter 112: [THE KEY IS....]
- Chapter 111: [SS-CLASS]
- Chapter 110: [FEELING WEAK]
- Chapter 109: [OMINOUS]
- Chapter 108: [MY FAULT]
- Chapter 107: [ON HIS LEGS]
- Chapter 106: [DON’T FEEL SO GOOD]
- Chapter 105: [STAY CLOSE TO ME]
- Chapter 104: [A VERY DARK DUNGEON]
- Chapter 103: [KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE!]
- Chapter 102: [COME HERE]
- Chapter 101: [GOING IN RIGHT AWAY]
- Chapter 100: [CALM DOWN]
- Chapter 99: [TAKING YOU WITH ME]
- Chapter 98: [GOT LOST]
- Chapter 97: [HUFFING]
- Chapter 96: [HOUSE TOUR]
- Chapter 95: [COUCH IS REALLY COMFY]
- Chapter 94: [I’LL MAKE YOU BLUSH!]
- Chapter 93: [DO IT RIGHT]
- Chapter 92: [MISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRL]
- Chapter 91: [LUCAS KIM]
- Chapter 90: [HEAT THINGS UP?!]
- Chapter 89: [ARE YOU KIDDING?]
- Chapter 88: [SEEING GLASSES]
- Chapter 87: [HEART BREAK]
- Chapter 86: [UNEXPECTED]
- Chapter 85: [BRATTY]
- Chapter 84: [CHEST TOUCHING]
- Chapter 83: [DANGEROUSLY CLOSE]
- Chapter 82: [ANY SUGGESTIONS?]
- Chapter 81: [PERSPECTIVE]
- Chapter 80: [MEETING WITH MIDAS]
- Chapter 79: [HANDSOME!]
- Chapter 78: [DELIVERED]
- Chapter 77: [INVITATION]
- Chapter 76: [GOOD REWARDS]
- Chapter 75: [ACCOMPLISHED]
- Chapter 74: [CHALLENGE ACCEPTED]
- Chapter 73: [COMPETITION BETWEEN TWO S-CLASS HUNTERS]
- Chapter 72: [STRANGE]
- Chapter 71: [SUDDEN VISIT]
- Chapter 70: [BEEP BEEP]
- Chapter 69: [A GENIUS]
- Chapter 68: [SINGLEHANDEDLY]
- Chapter 67: [PHENOMENON]
- Chapter 66: [GOLDEN AURORA DRIVE]
- Chapter 65: [FINAL STAND]
- Chapter 64: [THREE SECONDS]
- Chapter 63: [A DISTRACTION]
- Chapter 62: [SQUASH THE ROACH]
- Chapter 61: [DESTROY THE GARGOYLES]
- Chapter 60: [FOCUS AND NEGLECT]
- Chapter 59: [WE NEED A PLAN]
- Chapter 58: [DON’T STOP LOOKING]
- Chapter 57: [EYES!]
- Chapter 56: [THE PRIEST]
- Chapter 55: [PREPARATION]
- Chapter 54: [A DOOR]
- Chapter 53: [HOLD HANDS?]
- Chapter 52: [FIND THE BOSS]
- Chapter 51: [NOT AN A-CLASS?]
- Chapter 50: [SOMETHING’S WRONG]
- Chapter 49: [GROTESQUES]
- Chapter 48: [ELI’S FIRST DUNGEON RAID]
- Chapter 47: [THE A-CLASS GATE]
- Chapter 46: [SUDDEN CROWD]
- Chapter 45: [CRAZY]
- Chapter 44: [POACHED]
- Chapter 43: [TEST RUN]
- Chapter 42: [SIMULATION ROOM]
- Chapter 41: [TRAINING FACILITY]
- Chapter 40: [WHY DO YOU CARE?]
- Chapter 39: [DON’T BE WARY]
- Chapter 38: [THE NATION’S PRINCE]
- Chapter 37: [KIDNAPPED]
- Chapter 36: [DELIVERY?]
- Chapter 35: [WHAT TO DO]
- Chapter 34: [VIRAL]
- Chapter 33: [RANDOM REWARDS]
- Chapter 32: [PENALTY]
- Chapter 31: [RIVALRY]
- Chapter 30: [A MOMENT OF DISRUPTION]
- Chapter 29: [S-CLASS HUNTERS’ MEETING]
- Chapter 28: [ONE WAY OR ANOTHER]
- Chapter 27: [BATTLE’S OVER]
- Chapter 26: [AN OPENING]
- Chapter 25: [READY]
- Chapter 24: [BACK-UP ARRIVES]
- Chapter 23: [BOSS’ MOVE]
- Chapter 22: [ATTACK THE BOSS]
- Chapter 21: [SAVED AGAIN]
- Chapter 20: [KILLER ROAR]
- Chapter 19: [NO FEAR]
- Chapter 18: [ELI’S HELP]
- Chapter 17: [CONDITIONING]
- Chapter 16: [DID IT COUNT?]
- Chapter 15: [CRIMSON SHADOW]
- Chapter 14: [ELI VS. THE OGRE]
- Chapter 13: [NO HUNTERS NEARBY]
- Chapter 12: [DANGER, DANGER!]
- Chapter 11: [SYSTEM MISSION: OBJECTIVE 1]
- Chapter 10: [SYSTEM PROFILE: ELIONE NOA AHN]
- Chapter 9: [SEDUCE OR DIE!]
- Chapter 8: [CHOOSE: YES OR NO]
- Chapter 7: [SYSTEM NOTICE]
- Chapter 6: [SYSTEM INITIATED]
- Chapter 5: [WARNING: DUNGEON IS CLOSING!]
- Chapter 4: [S-CLASS DUNGEON]
- Chapter 3: [THE E-CLASS]
- Chapter 2: [SYSTEM: START]
- Chapter 1: [SYSTEM: PROLOGUE]