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[Lost Calendar Year 1000, June 8th, Starberry Town, clearing skies after rain.
The day after being kicked out of the tavern, I encountered a kobold…]
As dusk deepened, Tang Qi lit a lamp and wrote furiously.
In less than a day, he had experienced a series of consecutive events—stopping an execution, investigating starberries, boldly exploring the cavern, and assassinating Jackal…
It seemed the journal’s special effect was stimulating Tang Qi’s desire to express himself.
Despite being physically and mentally exhausted, once he picked up the pen, it was as if he’d drunk from a refreshing spring, bursting with boundless vitality.
“When a slave possesses inexhaustible labor power, he becomes history’s greatest slave.”
Damn it, so “Slave of History Pen” was talking about him!
Since he was recording the day’s experiences, there was no need to fabricate any content.
This meant he rarely got stuck; his pen only pausing when some details weren’t clear enough.
[This kobold who spoke human language orchestrated everything.
But considering it’s only just learning to communicate properly, sometimes it can’t express itself clearly. Allow me to piece together the full story—]
Tang Qi suddenly turned around to look at the ‘sage’ Kuru, who was curled up in a corner hugging his staff, diligently studying a spellbook by the dim candlelight. He asked:
“Your offerings—were they dedicated to your master, or to the deity you worship?”
Due to their weakness, kobolds often recognized powerful creatures dwelling in underground caves as their masters—such as massive earthworms or spiders…
But in the natural world where the strong devour the weak, even powerful ‘masters’ didn’t necessarily live long, causing their subjects to change frequently.
But Kuru blinked:
“Egg!”
Tang Qi asked matter-of-factly:
“Your descendants’ eggs? Offering tributes to your own eggs is some kind of tribal ritual?”
Kuru hurriedly shook his head. Seeing that Tang Qi didn’t understand, it could only start gesturing.
“Kuru, underground, escape!” It made running motions.
“Discover, nest, start, dig!” It pretended to wield a pickaxe.
“Open space, has egg, majestic, worship!” It traced a circle about the size of an ostrich egg.
Tang Qi raised an eyebrow, realizing things weren’t as simple as he’d imagined:
“You mean—
You and your tribe were fleeing as refugees from deeper underground.
You accidentally discovered that clearing, which could serve as your nest, and took it over like cuckoos?”
“Rua!”
“Then while digging safety passages, you accidentally discovered an egg, and immediately decided to worship it? Why?”
It continued gesturing about the egg, even mimicking kneeling in worship:
“Ancestors, respect, fear!”
“You sensed a majesty in your bloodline that inspired awe and submission?”
Afraid that Kuru wouldn’t understand his vocabulary, Tang Qi also gestured, baring his teeth and waving his claws.
“Rua!”
Kuru thought this human was so clever—he could easily deduce sentences that it couldn’t express at all.
It hurriedly wrote down Tang Qi’s pronunciation and vocabulary in symbols only it could understand, for future Common Tongue practice.
But Tang Qi fell into silence.
He could feel his fingers gripping the pen trembling slightly.
And this all came from that hint of—
Excitement.
With the passage of time, perhaps most people had forgotten about kobold bloodlines.
But he had a rudimentary understanding of it.
As inheritors of a trace of dragon blood, kobolds habitually worship their ‘ancestors,’ even viewing guarding their ancestors’ offspring as a kind of honor.
That honor grants them courage, allowing them to stand out from the collective.
Then the ‘egg’ Kuru mentioned, sleeping inside it was very likely a…
Dragon?
[No poet can resist becoming a dragon rider—you know what I mean.]
Just as Tang Qi was trying to connect the nest in the cave that resembled ‘ruins’ with the ‘dragon egg’—
The door was knocked at an inopportune moment—
“Mister Poet, dinner can be prepared now. Or I can bring dinner to your room?”
“I’ll be right down.”
—
Hunger arrived right on cue, and only then did Tang Qi break free from his selfless ‘slave’ state.
When he opened the door, he was met by Catherine’s face, which could only be described as magnificent.
“I’m very sorry to disturb you, but ‘preparing a lavish dinner at home the night before the Harvest Festival’ is a town tradition.
I wasn’t sure whether you’d want to experience this atmosphere, so I had to presume.”
“No need to be so formal, madam. Your respect pleases me, but I also don’t want you to respect me too much. It makes me uncomfortable.”
Tang Qi shrugged somewhat awkwardly.
“We got along well last night, didn’t we? Just be yourself.”
Hearing him say this, Catherine couldn’t keep up the polite smile, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief, her expression becoming more animated:
“Honestly, I’ve been regretting my attitude toward you last night.
I can’t even imagine what misfortune would have befallen Anbi today if I’d driven you away.”
“That’s a false assumption, because I definitely would’ve stayed here shamelessly. Even if just to see you every day.”
Tang Qi tried to take her hand to kiss her fingertips.
He was imitating some courtly etiquette to appear more refined.
But the innkeeper, born to a farming family, couldn’t handle such gestures.
She quickly withdrew her hand, her brow furrowing slightly, showing some discomfort:
“Please don’t say such suggestive things—it makes me uncomfortable too.”
“Ahem, sorry. I was just trying to introduce myself smoothly—Tang Qi Weinberg.
Just call me Tang Qi. I’m currently trying to be a travel-writing bard, with a tentative book title of *The I-Don’t-Know-What-To-Call-It Journal*.”
“Catherine Nova, a tavern owner who hopes to one day read *The I-Don’t-Know-What-To-Call-It Journal*.”
“Then I suppose both our wishes will come true?”
Their conversation made the atmosphere, originally full of courtesy and politeness, increasingly casual.
Catherine noticed Kuru in the corner, buried in study, covered head to toe in robes and rags, not yet recognized:
“Will that gentleman join us downstairs for dinner?”
Tang Qi hesitated before explaining: “If it won’t frighten you, because it’s actually a… kobold.”
Caught off guard, Catherine stepped back in surprise.
But she quickly steadied herself and chose not to pry with great discretion:
“The Golden Oak doesn’t refuse any guest, especially a friend of yours. Actually, I should also mention there are two mercenaries downstairs.”
“Isn’t it supposed to be a reunion dinner? What are they doing at the tavern?”
“Perhaps the manor is too empty and they have nowhere else to go. Though I haven’t seen that Mister Jackal today.”
You’ll probably never see him again.
Tang Qi silently grumbled internally. Thinking of Black Snake, he inevitably thought of the main issue:
“By the way, if I wanted to buy some starberries, who in town would be most suitable?”
“Starberries have a very short shelf life, so they might not work well as a regular souvenir…”
Tang Qi hesitated for a long moment before roughly explaining his plan to ‘pass off inferior goods as quality’ to Catherine:
“So I need to prepare at least 300 kilograms of starberries, and after the merchant caravan arrives tomorrow, muddle through the whole affair if possible.”
“300 kilograms… that’s not a small amount, but fortunately starberries in town are cheaper than wheat.”
Catherine pondered for a moment, then suddenly clapped her hands.
“I understand—leave this matter to me.”
Tang Qi blinked, not expecting the supposedly ‘stingy’ Catherine to volunteer:
“Won’t this trouble you?”
“Don’t say that. You’re Anbi’s benefactor—how could such a small favor be considered ‘trouble’?”
Catherine extended her index finger and waved it left and right in front of Tang Qi.
“Besides, as an outsider, purchasing such a large batch of starberries from anyone would be extremely conspicuous, no matter who you bought from.
Tomorrow is the Harvest Festival—lots of people and eyes everywhere.
If someone with ulterior motives discovers that the batch of starberries you purchased appears in the ‘Starshine’ tribute submitted by Black Snake, they might expose you for profit, jealousy, or other reasons.”
“That’s true…”
“But I’m different—as a tavern owner, I can completely purchase an extra batch of starberries in the tavern’s name.
This way, outsiders won’t notice you, and I can even save you some money with local wholesale prices.
In this world, no one has a problem with saving money, don’t you agree?”
When it came to ‘financial’ topics, Catherine’s eyes seemed to sparkle.
And the pain point she mentioned was indeed Tang Qi’s concern.
Perhaps ‘stingy’ meant more like shrewd?
Then Catherine pondered again:
“However, even so, you still need to be careful.”
“Why?”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 97 - Haunted
- Chapter 96 - Really That Affable
- Chapter 95 - The Council and the Meeting
- Chapter 94 - Domain of Honesty
- Chapter 93 - Hero of the Common Folk
- Chapter 92 - Dragon's Tail Pass
- Chapter 91 - Longgold City and Peace of Mind
- Chapter 90 - Utterly Boring
- Chapter 89 - Eggshell and Breath
- Chapter 88 - What Kind of Dragon
- Chapter 87 - Launch Announcement
- Chapter 86 - The Dragon Egg Moved
- Chapter 85 - I Allow You to Be Greedier
- Chapter 84 - I Haven't Decided Yet
- Chapter 83 - A Fitting Epilogue
- Chapter 82 - Money Pit and the Golden Kingdom
- Chapter 81 - Witness My Glory
- Chapter 80 - Oath of Glory
- Chapter 79 - You Shouldn't Have Discovered This
- Chapter 78 - Cold Embrace
- Chapter 77 - Sword of Dawn
- Chapter 76 - Praise Me
- Chapter 75 - Dawn Temple
- Chapter 74 - Tracking
- Chapter 73 - A Clever Way to Insult
- Chapter 72 - Is It Too Late to Return Your Head Now?
- Chapter 71 - The More You Curse, The Stronger I Get
- Chapter 70 - The Chibi Bird
- Chapter 69 - Polymorph
- Chapter 68 - What Kind of Hell Joke Is This?
- Chapter 67 - Have You Seen My Little Wolf?
- Chapter 66 - Crow's Mouth
- Chapter 65 - Dwarf, Let's Compare Heights
- Chapter 64 - The Third Reward
- Chapter 63 - Reward: Vicious Tongue
- Chapter 62 - I Will Make the World Remember My Name
- Chapter 61 - How Did He Dare
- Chapter 60 - Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
- Chapter 59 - Are There Even Any Humans Left in the Poet's Academy?
- Chapter 58 - Why Hasn't It Updated Yet?
- Chapter 57 - Weinberg Territory
- Chapter 56 - Departure
- Chapter 55 - Song Like Fire
- Chapter 54 - The Shackles of Servility
- Chapter 53 - A Noble and Lofty Deed
- Chapter 52 - The Fleeing Noble
- Chapter 51 - The Last Remaining Villain
- Chapter 50 - Predicament
- Chapter 49 - A Simple Multiple Choice Question
- Chapter 48 - Nobles and Their Subjects
- Chapter 47 - Burden
- Chapter 46 - The Mountain and the Oak
- Chapter 45 - Victory and Defeat
- Chapter 44 - Snake and Bear
- Chapter 43 - A Beautiful Defeat
- Chapter 42 - We Are of One Mind
- Chapter 41 - Conspiracy
- Chapter 40 - Fear
- Chapter 39 - The Three of Us Seem Pretty Capable
- Chapter 38 - Fatal Oversight
- Chapter 37 - Fireball and the Sun
- Chapter 36 - Bardic Inspiration?
- Chapter 35 - That Was a Damn Good Scolding
- Chapter 34 - Death's Warning Bell
- Chapter 33 - Ambushed
- Chapter 32 - Aspiring to Be a Mouthpiece
- Chapter 31 - Minions and Treasure
- Chapter 30 - Two Methods of Escape
- Chapter 29 - That Friend
- Chapter 28 - An Unexpected Turn
- Chapter 27 - Arrested
- Chapter 26 - Betrayed
- Chapter 25 - Feat - Alert
- Chapter 24 - Still Fantasizing
- Chapter 23 - Farewells and Toasts
- Chapter 22 - Ruins and Dragons
- Chapter 21 - The First Cup of Wine
- Chapter 20 - Harvesting the Spoils of War
- Chapter 19 - The Clever Kuru
- Chapter 18 - Passing Off Inferior Goods as Quality
- Chapter 17 - It Really Wants to Live
- Chapter 16 - This Bard is Overly Cautious
- Chapter 15 - Elegy
- Chapter 14 - Trap Expert
- Chapter 13 - Kobolds
- Chapter 12 - Dawnmist Forest
- Chapter 11 - Clues in the Footprints
- Chapter 10 - How Can You Call Yourself an Adventurer Without Taking Risks?
- Chapter 9 - The Stolen Starberries
- Chapter 8 - Beastfolk
- Chapter 7 - Stop Fantasizing
- Chapter 6 - The Grave Has Stirred
- Chapter 5 - The Art of Making Friends
- Chapter 4 - Recording Stories, Obtaining Rewards
- Chapter 3 - To Hell with Legends
- Chapter 2 - A True Bard
- Chapter 1 - Fantasizing Again