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On the western coast of the Forgotten Continent, within the Terran Empire, stood the Wandering Song Academy.
“Geya, you’ve disappointed me greatly!
I asked you to describe Lord Versace’s personal visit to the border, his charitable act of providing disaster relief to the people—
What the hell is ‘the nobles’ money returned in full, the commoners’ money split seventy-thirty’!?”
“Respected instructor, I was only writing what I saw…”
“That won’t do! Lord Versace is one of the Empire’s most influential rising nobles. Offending him will do our academy’s funding allocation no favors this year!”
“I—”
“Take it back and revise it. Don’t make me repeat myself!”
“Of course, as you wish, instructor.”
Watching his most prized student return to her seat with a bitter expression, Ulasan finally let out a long sigh.
For heaven’s sake, he was Ulasan, the compiler of *One Thousand and One Praises*!
He’d secured the dean’s position entirely thanks to that textbook.
If any of his students slandered a noble lord, his reputation would be ruined in an instant!
He wasn’t willing to lose the privileges that came with his position over this.
Having disciplined his student, Ulasan finally settled before his low desk, carefully studying the blank sheepskin parchment upon it.
His quill pen rose and fell, repeating the motion several times, yet he still couldn’t bring himself to write—
The textbook *Praises* had been in use for twenty years, and most noble lords’ ears were calloused from hearing the same things.
He had to come up with more praise templates, expanding it to two thousand phrases, in order to maintain the academy’s standing.
To achieve this without any repetition was no easy task.
The candlelight flickered, casting his reading glasses in alternating brightness and shadow, illuminating the clear beads of sweat on his balding forehead.
The corridor outside was incredibly noisy too.
The sounds of discussion and running footsteps were endless, like flies circling and hovering around a rotting egg.
Finally, he could no longer bear the irritation in his heart.
Frantically crumpling the paper on his desk into a ball, he hurled it into the distant fireplace:
“It’s already the middle of the damn night! What the hell is all that racket outside!?”
Hearing her instructor’s roar, Geya, who had just settled back into her seat, jumped in fright.
She hurriedly stood up and pushed open the office door.
Many students rushed past in the corridor, their expressions urgent.
The Poet’s Academy had always promoted music and art, and to ensure students’ initiative, discipline had always been lax.
Holding song and dance parties in the dormitories at midnight, waking up in the morning to find a dozen people tangled up in bed—these were all common occurrences.
But no one would actually disturb the teachers right under their noses.
Geya had been studying at the academy for six years, and this was the first time she’d witnessed such a grand spectacle of students spontaneously rushing toward the courtyard.
Grabbing a passing student, she turned sideways, pretending to look expectantly toward the end of the corridor.
In reality, she was deliberately showing off her left profile—
She thought her left side looked better.
“Classmate, has something happened?”
“Senior Yuexi?”
The other person hadn’t expected to be stopped by the renowned [Geya Yuexi] of the academy.
It was hard not to recognize her.
After all, on this continent, elves seemed nearly extinct.
Let alone the even rarer half-elves.
And one who deliberately dyed her hair a striking pink was absolutely unique.
He steadied himself, his tone inevitably hurried, and then pointed toward the courtyard:
“Haven’t you heard? Just a short while ago, a new record appeared on the Forgotten Monument!”
“What!?”
Geya forcibly controlled her expression within a respectable range.
To avoid ruining the beauty her face bestowed.
But she clearly understood what that meant—
Legend had it that the Forgotten Monument was the handiwork of some deity.
They had condensed memory into substance, transforming it into an eternal monument that stood in the center of the Poet’s Academy.
Thus, wandering bards traveling the world would always inscribe what they’d seen and heard onto this monument, using magic to categorize and compile it.
It served both as a record of the continent’s history and of the rise and fall of various nations. Functioning as the continent’s history book.
It also filled the academy’s story repository, allowing future generations to compose even more excellent poems and ballads.
It was the foundation upon which the Poet’s Academy stood.
But later, perhaps some arrogant race—everyone speculated it was the elves, since they’d vanished without a trace—in any case, they angered the deity, who brought down the harshest punishment: a curse.
Overnight, the history books became blank pages, and people began unconsciously forgetting the past.
Even when recording new history, the content would dissipate the next day, leaving only oral transmission to pass down and continue great achievements.
At first, people didn’t notice the consequences.
But as time passed, one hundred years, two hundred years…
The brilliant deeds of their ancestors, due to the flaws of oral transmission, spawned countless conflicting versions until they lost their foundation and vanished in the river of history.
This dealt a devastating blow to the existing order.
Chaos in class structure and ethics swept across the entire continent.
Glorious nations declined as a result, while emerging forces rose in their place…
Everything on that monument also became smooth like the history books, polished enough to use as a mirror.
The Poet’s Academy also fell apart due to the chaos of war.
This made it difficult for true poets to continue their legacy until they finally disappeared without a trace.
It wasn’t until now, when the ruler of the Terran Empire—wanting poets to sing of the Empire’s great achievements through the generations and attempting to replace written records with language—announced the revival of this declining academy—
There hadn’t been any success yet.
Because so much time had passed, many professors believed that the so-called ‘monument’ was just a legend to cover up how pitiful the poets truly were.
Even while maintaining the monument’s dignity, they’d never held any hope for it again.
Let alone these students.
But even if they didn’t believe in the monument’s legend, hearing of such a miraculous occurrence, they couldn’t help but come and join the excitement.
The junior student asked awkwardly,
“Senior Yuexi, would you like to go see it with me?”
After a brief moment of surprise, Geya blinked at him and returned a smile:
“I’ll be right there.”
“Should I wait for you?” The junior’s face lit up with joy.
Geya tugged at the nameplate on the junior’s chest: “I’ll remember your name, Classmate Suwen. See you in the courtyard shortly.”
“I’ll wait for you!”
He thought he’d been chosen.
It wasn’t until Suwen passed through the end of the corridor that the smile on Geya’s lips dimmed, replaced by cold indifference mixed with fatigue.
She would never let him hear even a hint of rejection.
But she also would never fulfill a single promise.
The casual agreement was only to further demonstrate her charm and approachability.
She needed this for promotion to formal teaching assistant.
Suppressing her heart’s confusion about the Forgotten Monument, she quickly walked to her instructor’s side, bowing to report:
“Instructor, they say someone has inscribed new history on the Forgotten Monument.”
“Over such a trivial matter, they’re making this much noise—
What did you say!?
The Forgotten Monument? Who—who wrote it!?”
“It’s not clear yet.”
“Quickly, come with me to see!”
This blank monument commemorated the world’s forgotten history.
It was the world’s tomb.
But now someone suddenly tells you the grave has stirred.
Not only has it stirred, but someone has inscribed an epitaph on it.
The impact of this event was far greater than a nautiloid ship full of mind flayers and tadpoles suddenly flying up from the horizon!
Ulasan didn’t even care about his image, rushing toward the courtyard on his short legs.
Just as he pushed open the door, a cool breeze swept across his sparse scalp.
He quickly coughed and called out:
“Geya, quickly fetch my wig!”
After tidying up his appearance and maintaining proper dignity, he passed through the bustling crowd.
The bards had already surrounded the pitch-black monument in the center of the courtyard—a hundred feet tall and fifty feet wide.
“Dean!”
They quickly cleared a small path, and Ulasan bowed to both sides before straightening his back.
As he approached, he saw on the black monument a brilliant spiritual light, like dazzling stars above the clouds, clearly visible.
Looking directly at that ‘starlight,’ he saw it transform into flowing water, slowly extending and gathering into strings of floating text in the Common Tongue—
“Is what’s written the author’s experiences from yesterday?”
Having read through the content, Geya found these words oddly amusing.
“Though the wording was somewhat crude, it was unexpectedly… interesting?”
[Lost Calendar Year 1000, June 7th, Starberry Town, torrential rain.
One year after officially embarking on my journey, I was kicked out of a tavern…]
Lost Calendar Year 1000 marked the 1000th year since the world began commemorating the past.
June 7th was exactly yesterday.
But within the Terran Empire’s borders, the weather had been calm and peaceful.
[I admit the last performance was a disaster, but I’ve realized where the problem lies.
The second time won’t be a mess-up. Just give me one chance to prove myself—
I absolutely won’t be laughed at in the same tavern twice!
Just wait. I’ll make you wipe those mocking smirks off your faces.
Willingly offer up your applause and cheers!]
[Fuck, just as I was about to show off, my lute string broke.]
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Chapters
- Chapter 97 - Haunted
- Chapter 96 - Really That Affable
- Chapter 95 - The Council and the Meeting
- Chapter 94 - Domain of Honesty
- Chapter 93 - Hero of the Common Folk
- Chapter 92 - Dragon's Tail Pass
- Chapter 91 - Longgold City and Peace of Mind
- Chapter 90 - Utterly Boring
- Chapter 89 - Eggshell and Breath
- Chapter 88 - What Kind of Dragon
- Chapter 87 - Launch Announcement
- Chapter 86 - The Dragon Egg Moved
- Chapter 85 - I Allow You to Be Greedier
- Chapter 84 - I Haven't Decided Yet
- Chapter 83 - A Fitting Epilogue
- Chapter 82 - Money Pit and the Golden Kingdom
- Chapter 81 - Witness My Glory
- Chapter 80 - Oath of Glory
- Chapter 79 - You Shouldn't Have Discovered This
- Chapter 78 - Cold Embrace
- Chapter 77 - Sword of Dawn
- Chapter 76 - Praise Me
- Chapter 75 - Dawn Temple
- Chapter 74 - Tracking
- Chapter 73 - A Clever Way to Insult
- Chapter 72 - Is It Too Late to Return Your Head Now?
- Chapter 71 - The More You Curse, The Stronger I Get
- Chapter 70 - The Chibi Bird
- Chapter 69 - Polymorph
- Chapter 68 - What Kind of Hell Joke Is This?
- Chapter 67 - Have You Seen My Little Wolf?
- Chapter 66 - Crow's Mouth
- Chapter 65 - Dwarf, Let's Compare Heights
- Chapter 64 - The Third Reward
- Chapter 63 - Reward: Vicious Tongue
- Chapter 62 - I Will Make the World Remember My Name
- Chapter 61 - How Did He Dare
- Chapter 60 - Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
- Chapter 59 - Are There Even Any Humans Left in the Poet's Academy?
- Chapter 58 - Why Hasn't It Updated Yet?
- Chapter 57 - Weinberg Territory
- Chapter 56 - Departure
- Chapter 55 - Song Like Fire
- Chapter 54 - The Shackles of Servility
- Chapter 53 - A Noble and Lofty Deed
- Chapter 52 - The Fleeing Noble
- Chapter 51 - The Last Remaining Villain
- Chapter 50 - Predicament
- Chapter 49 - A Simple Multiple Choice Question
- Chapter 48 - Nobles and Their Subjects
- Chapter 47 - Burden
- Chapter 46 - The Mountain and the Oak
- Chapter 45 - Victory and Defeat
- Chapter 44 - Snake and Bear
- Chapter 43 - A Beautiful Defeat
- Chapter 42 - We Are of One Mind
- Chapter 41 - Conspiracy
- Chapter 40 - Fear
- Chapter 39 - The Three of Us Seem Pretty Capable
- Chapter 38 - Fatal Oversight
- Chapter 37 - Fireball and the Sun
- Chapter 36 - Bardic Inspiration?
- Chapter 35 - That Was a Damn Good Scolding
- Chapter 34 - Death's Warning Bell
- Chapter 33 - Ambushed
- Chapter 32 - Aspiring to Be a Mouthpiece
- Chapter 31 - Minions and Treasure
- Chapter 30 - Two Methods of Escape
- Chapter 29 - That Friend
- Chapter 28 - An Unexpected Turn
- Chapter 27 - Arrested
- Chapter 26 - Betrayed
- Chapter 25 - Feat - Alert
- Chapter 24 - Still Fantasizing
- Chapter 23 - Farewells and Toasts
- Chapter 22 - Ruins and Dragons
- Chapter 21 - The First Cup of Wine
- Chapter 20 - Harvesting the Spoils of War
- Chapter 19 - The Clever Kuru
- Chapter 18 - Passing Off Inferior Goods as Quality
- Chapter 17 - It Really Wants to Live
- Chapter 16 - This Bard is Overly Cautious
- Chapter 15 - Elegy
- Chapter 14 - Trap Expert
- Chapter 13 - Kobolds
- Chapter 12 - Dawnmist Forest
- Chapter 11 - Clues in the Footprints
- Chapter 10 - How Can You Call Yourself an Adventurer Without Taking Risks?
- Chapter 9 - The Stolen Starberries
- Chapter 8 - Beastfolk
- Chapter 7 - Stop Fantasizing
- Chapter 6 - The Grave Has Stirred
- Chapter 5 - The Art of Making Friends
- Chapter 4 - Recording Stories, Obtaining Rewards
- Chapter 3 - To Hell with Legends
- Chapter 2 - A True Bard
- Chapter 1 - Fantasizing Again