Chapter 259: Chapter 258: Livestreamed Potty Break

“Are you satisfied now?”

Xu Ying gritted her teeth as she finished wiping the last bit of wet fur.

The Tibetan Fox leisurely sat back by her feet, its fluffy chest fur gleaming golden in the sunlight.

With its signature, faintly smiling expression, it scanned the crowd like a king who just finished an imperial meal and was pondering which state paper to review next.

The live chat was utterly bewitched by this quirky fox, with most discussions focused on this animal guest:

[Fox Director, we’ve prepared the press release for this meeting for you to review: The meet at the West Mountain historic site concluded successfully, with the Desert Rescue Station director Xu Ying and the West Mountain Wildlife Management Office director Tibetan Fox in attendance.]

[The meeting emphasized the continued adherence to the “fox-centric” development philosophy, ensuring the dietary rights of Snow Mountain’s wildlife. It called on all relevant units to improve service quality further, ensuring the safe and stable supply of premium meat broth.]

[West Mountain Fox Office Document [2023] No. 1: Minutes of the Beef Broth Tasting Meeting]

[First agenda item: Approval of Comrade Xu Ying’s appointment as the Imperial Mouthwipe Officer]

…

[Are you guys aiming for a government exam upstairs?!]

Finally, the Fox Director calmed down, Su Zhining settled, and Xu Ying could finally enjoy the food before her.

She picked up a piece of red willow roasted meat, the aroma of the charcoal mixed with the sweet and sour wild apple sauce exploding on her tongue, the crispy pastry of the roast bun crumbling between her teeth, so fragrant it made her squint.

“This is what life is about…” she sighed contentedly, about to launch an attack on the second roast bun—

Suddenly, she felt a furry sensation on her calf.

Looking down, she saw the Fox Director moving back and forth beside her feet in an extremely bizarre posture, occasionally rubbing its square head against her hiking boots, its fluffy tail sweeping the ground like a malfunctioning robotic vacuum.

“Fox Director,” Xu Ying didn’t even put down her chopsticks, “if you’re itchy, take a bath, don’t put on a caterpillar act here.”

The Tibetan Fox said nothing, merely continued crawling around at her feet. Xu Ying couldn’t take it anymore, stretching out her small hand and precisely grabbing the scruff of the Fox Director’s neck: “What’s the matter? Speak up.”

Lifted mid-air by Xu Ying, the Tibetan Fox’s four paws curled, its tail sweeping nervously around.

After much hesitation, it finally squeezed out a sound from its throat, as faint as a mosquito:

[Director… I need to poop.]

“Pfft—” Xu Ying almost spat out her milk tea, hurriedly putting the “leader” back on the ground, “What’s with your digestive system, learned from a sparrow? Eat and poop immediately?”

“How old are you, a fox who still needs to report for bathroom breaks, find a corner outside to settle, right?”

With a serious face, the Tibetan Fox sat upright, wagging its tail:

[I’m a certified Snow Mountain civil servant, how can I relieve myself anywhere?]

[There are program crew members outside, if they snap an improper photo…]

It looked worriedly at the drone outside the window, [I have millions of fans as an internet influencer, managing my image is crucial.]

[If someone captures that, such negative news spreads, won’t my reputation collapse? I’m so popular, surely it’ll affect my image among netizens.]

Xu Ying: …

Well, this official position sure comes with a celebrity complex.

Xu Ying rubbed her forehead, “What do you want then? We’re out here in the wilderness…”

The Fox Director’s eyes lit up, excitedly tapping the ground with its front paws:

[I watched TV yesterday, you humans’ housecats use litter boxes! They come with nice, soft litter to bury the poop.]

[Get me one too!]

“…”

Xu Ying almost choked on a roast bun, “Fox leader, at this four-thousand-meter high Snow Mountain, where am I supposed to find a litter box for you?”

No sooner had she finished speaking, the Tibetan Fox suddenly froze, its tail exploded into a feather duster:

[No, can’t hold it anymore! Emergency!]

Its gaze swept the room urgently, suddenly locking onto a target—Su Zhining’s 200,000 yuan bone china lunchbox!

In a flash, a yellow blur streaked by.

The Fox Director had already grabbed the silk-wrapped bone china bowl, turning into a bolt of lightning as it dashed outside.

Yao Yingzhe adjusted his glasses, “Did a yellow object just flash by…”

“Mm,” Xu Ying replied without looking up, calmly taking a bite of roasted meat, “our Fox Director has gone for a graceful bathroom break.”

Glancing down, Su Zhining found her gold-inlaid jade box empty—her six-figure bone china dish was gone!

“Ahhhhh! It carried off my dish!!!”

Su Zhining’s scream pierced the sky instantly, “That’s a bone china dish worth half a year’s wages! You despicable bandit fox!!!”

She grabbed a broom and rushed out, and hearing the epic combination of “Fox Director+six-figure dish+crime scene,” the cameraman immediately hoisted the equipment and sprinted after, the camera shaking wildly like an action movie.

When the broadcast finally stabilized, millions of viewers collectively widened their eyes—

The Fox Director was elegantly perched on Su Zhining’s six-figure dish, showcasing a face of complete satisfaction.

The Fox Director, truly an official-material, remained unfazed upon seeing the cameras filming, even shifting slightly to sit more comfortably on the dish, as if to say, “This item suits my officerly bottom quite well.”

The millions of viewers watching the live broadcast witnessed the Fox Director’s graceful bathroom manners, and the stream exploded:

[Fox Director, true to West Mountain’s top influencer, even has millions watching go to the bathroom!]

[First time seeing a fox litter box worth over 100,000, thank you Su Zhining for broadening our horizons.]

[The Tibetan Fox truly deserves to be Fox Director, knows how to live it up, using a china dish as a toilet, back in the day it would be a top-ranking official for sure!]

[Su Zhining: My dish! Fox Director: No, it’s your honor. (Rose in mouth)]

Su Zhining’s fans were already fuming.

[You fans have no empathy, joking at a time like this, a 200,000 yuan china dish tainted by this ugly fox!]

Netizens who couldn’t stand Su Zhining’s fans saw a chance for a sarcastic retort, mirroring back the fans’ previous comments verbatim:

[Oh, what do little animals know? The Tibetan Fox is not even two years old, okay, just a newbie in the entertainment industry, wild at home before, can’t you show some tolerance? Plus, your girl is so rich, surely she won’t quibble over it, that would be so petty!]

[That’s right~ Who told Su Zhining to flaunt a priceless dish on site, she should have been mentally prepared.]

Su Zhining clutched her head, feeling her mind buzzing—that’s a 200,000 yuan china dish!

Now it has become some fox’s “official toilet!”

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