Chapter 291: Chapter 290: The Zhang Fei of Birds

The middle-aged woman hurriedly went to pick up the peanuts on the ground, fearing that if she picked them up too slowly, the birds would peck at them.

Other tourists who were about to feed the wildlife were also quite frightened and quickly stuffed their snacks back into their bags.

A little girl even proactively picked up a bag of chips from the ground and weakly asked Ye Jie, “Sister, where’s the trash can…?”

Ye Jie, backed by the bird army at this moment, was no longer timid. She flashed a standard polite smile and pointed out the trash can’s location to the little girl.

“Everyone should stop feeding the wildlife!”

“The little birds in the forest are watching you, and there are surveillance cameras and bird supervisors everywhere!”

At this moment, the round Northern Long-tailed Tit was nestled in Ye Jie’s palm, happily pecking at the reward of wild sea buckthorn berries, keeping its contributions and name hidden.

Netizens watching the whole process could not help but exclaim in excitement.

[The Bird Clan’s Revenge, a refreshing story arc!]

[Little Fat Chiu: With just one order from me, the entire West Mountain has to tremble three times!]

[I suggest the scenic area directly hire the Northern Long-tailed Tit as security.]

Someone couldn’t help but mutter, “How is this bird so understanding?”

Ye Jie unceremoniously promoted Xu Ying: “Because Beast Language expert Little Xu Station Chief has established the Snow Mountain Rescue Station on the West Mountain!”

“Many little birds in Snow Mountain are under Little Xu Station Chief’s organization, assisting in protecting the Snow Mountain environment and safeguarding our common home~”

“If anyone is interested, you can donate to the Snow Mountain Rescue Station. A donation of 29 yuan gets you a themed keychain~~”

The guests were amazed witnessing Ye Jie being protected by the Fei Niao Bang (Flying Birds Gang).

Jia Yao was eager: “Little Xu Station Chief, surely there’s more than one little assistant, right? I also want to feel what it’s like to be protected by the Fei Niao Bang!”

Xu Ying’s eyes twinkled with mischief, suddenly pointing to the sky: “Look quickly! Your new ’little assistant’ is here!”

Everyone looked up to see a small bird in black, white, and gray flying over, flapping its wings.

The most striking feature was its unique “masked hero” appearance—from the top of its head to its neck, the feathers were jet black and shiny, except for a snow-white circle around its eyes, making it look like it was wearing a robber’s mask with only the eyes exposed.

With those spinning black eyes, it inexplicably had the aura of a “bird bandit.”

“What on earth is this?” Lu Jinyu squinted his keen gamer’s eyes, “A member of the bird mafia?”

Jia Yao snickered, “Look at that tuft of black feathers by its mouth, doesn’t it resemble Zhang Fei’s big mustache?”

The bullet screen comments instantly exploded:

[First time seeing a bird with a robber’s mask, it’s the masked faction of the bird clan!]

[Help! This bird looks like it just finished robbing a bank!]

[It’s Zhang Fei of the bird world, Yide the Birdman!]

[This look is too streetwise; it should be added to GTA6.]

Yao Yingzhe adjusted his reading glasses, “Hmm? This bird looks familiar, isn’t there one in the city too?”

“That’s right!”

Xu Ying laughed and explained, “This is a unique subspecies of the White Wagtail in the West Mountain Range. Subspecies are like human dialects—even within Dragon Country, Sichuan and Chongqing speak differently from Henan.”

She crouched down and gently tapped the bird illustration on the snowy ground with her fingertip, “This subspecies, to adapt to the Snow Mountain environment, has darker plumage, like wearing a thick padded jacket. Their beaks are also more curved, making it easier to find bugs in rock crevices.”

“The most amazing thing is—” Xu Ying suddenly lowered her voice, “the bandit bird of the Snow Mountain subspecies has inherited the ’short temper’ gene. Last year, there was an especially fierce one that chased a drone filming its nest for a full three kilometers!”

Yao Yingzhe clicked his tongue in admiration, “Goodness, this is less a bird and more like a winged Snow Mountain security guard!”

The bullet screen exploded in laughter again:

[Got it, it’s the battle race of the bird world]

[Suggesting a renaming to “West Mountain Bandit Wagtail”]

[Drone: I was terrified at the time]

At this moment, Su Zhining suddenly screamed, “I found it! It’s right here in the illustration! Bai, Bai…”

She got stuck on the words “White Wagtail,” stomping anxiously.

Elder Yao’s eyes lit up and he quickly shouted, “White Wagtail (White Clever)!”

No sooner had he finished speaking than the “bandit bird” took a swift dive, landing precisely on Yao Yingzhe’s head.

Its little claws tugged at the old man’s silver hair, and its tail swung rapidly like it had a built-in motor, shaking three times a second, just like a “bird-shaped little motor.”

“Oh dear!” Yao Yingzhe hurriedly shielded his wig, “Bandit buddy, be gentle! This old man’s dignity is all I have left!”

Xu Ying suppressed a laugh and explained, “The White Wagtail’s tail is its mood indicator—45 degrees means happy, 90 degrees is alarm.”

She pointed at the nearly upright tail feathers, “Looking at this angle, it’s definitely an urgent matter!”

Sure enough, the White Wagtail grabbed a strand of Yao Yingzhe’s hair and was about to take off, impatiently chirping: [Hurry, come with me on a mission! I spotted a two-legged creature vandalizing the glacier!]

Xu Ying quickly translated for Yao Yingzhe, “It says someone is carving on the glacier!!!”

“Alright then! Off I go!” Yao Yingzhe jogged off, muttering, “These days, being an environmental volunteer requires knowing bird language…”

Leaving everyone watching his retreating figure, and the “bandit bird” gleaming in the sunlight, the bullet screen exploded once more:

[Today’s best duo: Fake Hair Old Man × Bandit Bird]

[Hahaha Could the White Wagtail’s big mustache be used to cover our Teacher Yao’s bald spot]

[Looks like a bandit but is actually kind-hearted, suggesting the scenic area give the White Wagtail a mini police badge]

Yao Yingzhe ran clumsily after the White Wagtail in the snow, his gray wig fluttering precariously in the harsh cold wind, looking like a dandelion fluff swaying in the breeze.

Turning around an ice mound, they saw several young people in windbreakers gathered in front of the glacier, their shiny “weapons” glinting coldly in the sunlight.

“Stop! Vandalizing glaciers is illegal!”

Elder Yao gasped for breath, shouting, his voice echoing over the icy surface, while the White Wagtail beside him had already dived, black and white like lightning, swooshing straight at them.

“Ow!” The young man under attack jumped up clutching the back of his head, the metal object in his hand clanged, hitting the ice.

Yao Yingzhe, staggering to catch up, turned red-faced as he realized that the “weapon” was nothing but a precision laser thermometer!

The young people even had “Research Institute of Glaciology” badges on their chests.

“A mistake, a big mistake!”

Yao Yingzhe clumsily straightened his wig, only to see the relentless White Wagtail circling above the students’ heads, its wings flapping noisily like an unyielding marshal. The live stream comments blew up:

[Bandit bird: Better to misjudge a thousand than miss one!]

[White Wagtail: I’m definitely meeting today’s quota!]

[Someone get this bird some glasses, please!]

[Why did the bandit leader file a false report, our Elder Yao is running himself ragged!]

[This White Wagtail is aptly named, definitely a “White Clever.”]

Elder Yao quickly bowed to apologize to the group of students.

However, the White Wagtail was relentless, chasing the students while chirping angrily, reminiscent of a scolding: [Still want to deny it! I saw you being sneaky with my own eyes!]

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