“What’s so strange about it? It’s just a certificate, that’s all…”
Faced with Yukinoshita Yukino’s gaze, the usually thick-skinned Hikigaya Hachiman surprisingly felt a bit embarrassed.
“It’s nothing, I was just surprised. I thought Hikigaya-kun was beyond saving, but your writing is actually quite good…”
As Yukinoshita spoke, she withdrew her gaze and focused once more on the certificate in her hand.
This time, however, the corners of her mouth slightly curled up, as if she found something amusing.
“Just ‘quite good’? I wonder what rank the self-proclaimed genius Yukinoshita got? With your talent, you must have participated in this essay contest too, right?”
Although he scoffed at his second-place finish inwardly, hearing Yukinoshita’s comment still left Hikigaya annoyed.
After all, this was second place in a national competition!
Aside from one person who did better than him, he was the best!
“Sigh…”
Faced with Hachiman’s provocation, Yukinoshita put down the certificate and gave him a pitying look.
Then, under his confused gaze, she bent down and opened the school bag by her feet, pulling out a certificate identical in style to his.
“You’ve got to be kidding…”
Seeing the certificate in her hand, a bad feeling suddenly surged in Hikigaya’s chest.
And when Yukinoshita displayed the certificate to him, his premonition came true.
“First Place in the Essay Contest – Yukinoshita Yukino…”
Hikigaya read the content aloud with a dark expression.
“You must’ve worked really hard for the essay contest, Hikigaya-kun. Accidentally getting second place must be so embarrassing~”
Looking at his gloomy face, Yukinoshita was full of pride.
Originally, she didn’t feel much about winning.
After all, it was just another first place.
But upon seeing Hikigaya receive second, a thought suddenly came to her: I’m glad I got first.
“Well, I guess you win this time…”
Although he never cared much about rankings, at this moment, Hikigaya regretted not putting in more effort and submitting a better essay.
But the results were final—he could only admit defeat this time.
Outside the classroom, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya’s advisor, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had been eavesdropping at the door, revealed a smug expression, pleased her scheme had worked.
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While the two bickered, time quickly passed, and it was already dusk.
Gazing at the sunset outside the window, Hikigaya stood up to pack his things and prepare to leave.
However, seeing that Yukinoshita was still seated and reading, not showing any sign of getting ready to leave, he couldn’t help but ask, “Aren’t you going back?”
“Going back? Back where?”
She paused her page-turning, looked up at him, tilting her head in confusion.
“Home, of course.”
Hikigaya frowned slightly as he replied.
“Home… huh?”
A thoughtful expression appeared on Yukinoshita’s face.
But soon, her expression dimmed, and her tone toward Hikigaya turned cold: “When the time comes, I’ll go back!”
“Fine, I’ll head out first…”
Hearing her icy tone, Hikigaya naturally didn’t linger.
He pushed open the door and left, leaving Yukinoshita alone, sitting by the window in the glow of sunset.
She didn’t care about his departure and continued reading her book.
Only when the second bell reminding students to leave the school rang did she calmly pack her things and prepare to return to her apartment.
However, while packing, she suddenly realized she had forgotten to return the certificate to Hikigaya.
“Oh well, I’ll give it back to him tomorrow afternoon when he comes…”
Looking at the two certificates—first and second place—laid out side by side in her hand, Yukinoshita shook her head and carefully placed them together into her bag.
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Meanwhile, Hikigaya, who had left early, was pedaling his bike home.
After a quick ride, he managed to get home before Komachi.
He quickly tidied the living room, then collapsed on the sofa and started watching TV.
When Komachi bounced through the front door, she found her dear oni-chan sprawled on the sofa like usual, playing the role of a lazy fish.
Komachi, of course, knew Hikigaya did this to put her at ease.
Still, that didn’t stop her from feeling touched by his thoughtfulness.
“Oni-chan!”
With a shout, Komachi leapt toward him.
Hearing her voice, Hikigaya tried to sit up to greet her—but before he could move, she was already flying at him.
In a flash, his body reacted instinctively—he opened his arms, caught her mid-air, spun half a turn to absorb the impact, and landed on the sofa with her cradled safely, shielding her from any harm.
“That was dangerous…”
As he lay on the couch, Hikigaya gently scolded her while looking at Komachi.
“Hehe…”
Komachi just flashed her signature little tiger-tooth grin, then bounced off the sofa and skipped upstairs.
Not long after, she came back down, having changed out of her school uniform into comfy casual clothes.
Seeing her outfit, Hikigaya’s eyelid twitched, but in the end, he said nothing.
After all, a big brother who lectures too much ends up being hated by his little sister…
After petting Kamakura the cat on the sofa, Hikigaya got up and went to his room to prepare for the evening’s task.
First, he took out a mysterious-looking toolbox.
Of course, it was completely useless.
Then, he added some talismans and exorcism tools.
Naturally, those didn’t work on real spirits either.
They were just for show—to put the client at ease.
After all, if he showed up empty-handed, they might think he was a fraud.
The only things that actually worked were the red bracelet on his wrist and the demon-slaying sword stored in his personal space.
But Hikigaya remained highly skeptical about the so-called “minor side effects” mentioned in the red ponytail wristband’s manual.
Unless absolutely necessary, he would never use the bracelet.
Having finished preparing the tools for his night mission, he heard Komachi calling him for dinner from downstairs.
After putting everything into his system’s inventory, Hikigaya quickly tidied up his room, opened the door, and headed downstairs.
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Chapters
- Chapter 344 344: The Onlooker Sees Most Clearly
- Chapter 343: Changing for You
- Chapter 342: The Other Side of the Inari God
- Chapter 341: The Bracelet is Broken
- Chapter 340: The Death of Kazuhiro Mitogawa
- Chapter 339: Want to Run? No Way!
- Chapter 338: Assault Form
- Chapter 337: Smart Mode Activated
- Chapter 336
- Chapter 335 335: Komachi's Shock
- Chapter 334 334: Please Don't Have Other Motives When Approaching Komachi
- Chapter 333 333: Poverty is the Main Reason
- Chapter 332 332
- Chapter 331 331: Hikigaya Hachiman is Mentally Exhausted
- Chapter 330 330: Sleeping In Is Not Allowed
- Chapter 329: Two More to Go
- Chapter 328 328: An Unexpected Turn of Events
- Chapter 327 327: Is There No Other Way?
- Chapter 326: Don't Be a Jerk for No Reason
- Chapter 325 325: I Used to Think So Too
- Chapter 324 324: The Man in the Trench Coat
- Chapter 323 323: Mrs. Yuigahama’s Helplessness
- Chapter 322: The Truth Already Known
- Chapter 321: The Wrong Shrine
- Chapter 320 320: A Bright Lamp in the Dark Night
- Chapter 319 319: Terrible Intelligence
- Chapter 318 318: It’s Become Second Nature to Grab Him
- Chapter 317 317: Tsurumi Rumi Sees Through Everything
- Chapter 316 316: Do Not Violate a Woman's Taboo
- Chapter 315: Please Allow Me to Explain
- Chapter 314 314: What Is It Like to Be Woken Up by Saika?
- Chapter 313 313: Death of the Ghost Emperor
- Chapter 312 312: Equipment Update
- Chapter 311 311: No Need to Be Afraid
- Chapter 310: Examining the Bite Mark
- Chapter 309: Gullible Miura
- Chapter 308: The Mysterious Presence in the Water
- Chapter 307: Hikigaya Hachiman’s Way of Handling Things
- Chapter 306: This Time, You Are Wrong
- Chapter 305 305: The Shunned Tsurumi Rumi
- Chapter 304 304: Volunteer Work
- Chapter 303: Sold Out
- Chapter 302 302: Yotsuya Miko on the Offensive
- Chapter 301 301: Isayama Mei Appears
- Chapter 300: Tsuchimiya Kagura’s Arrival
- Chapter 299: The Figure in the Alley
- Chapter 298 298: Isayama Yomi’s Resentment
- Chapter 297 297: The Girl Who Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 296: Different Summer Vacation Lives
- Chapter 295: We Are the Ones Who Aren't Normal
- Chapter 294: A Meeting Under the Plan
- Chapter 293 293: The Conquest Order
- Chapter 292 292: This Is Your Wisest Decision
- Chapter 291: Sorry for Saying Strange Things
- Chapter 290 290
- Chapter 289 289: Almost Died
- Chapter 288: A Meeting Reeking of Gunpowder
- Chapter 287 287: The Reason for the Visit is Actually a Broken Air Conditioner
- Chapter 286 286: A Person Who Can Endanger His Life
- Chapter 285 285: The Morning Doorbell
- Chapter 284 284: The Agreement Expires After the Confession
- Chapter 283: Hikigaya Hachiman’s Condition
- Chapter 282 282: This Humble One Lacks Talent, Forgive the Intrusion
- Chapter 281 281: I Just Don’t Want You to Get Beaten Too Badly
- Chapter 280 280: Beginner, Please Be Lenient
- Chapter 279: Conflict
- Chapter 278 278: Sudden Incident
- Chapter 277: Inner Complications
- Chapter 276 276: Two People with Similar Experiences
- Chapter 275 275 Reunion
- Chapter 274 274: Still Remembered
- Chapter 273: Commotion at the School Gate
- Chapter 272 272: Taking You Home Is Not Out of the Question
- Chapter 271 271: A Commotion Caused by a Little Girl
- Chapter 270: Different Ways of Dealing with Being Late
- Chapter 269 269: Interlude on the Way to School
- Chapter 268 268: The Origin of the Killing Stone (Sessho-seki)
- Chapter 267: I Don't Want to Go to School!
- Chapter 266: The Despicable Rich Woman
- Chapter 265: The Unreliable Mother and Daughter
- Chapter 264 264 Relationship: Close Sisters
- Chapter 263 263: A Major Crisis!
- Chapter 262: It's All Onii-chan's Fault
- Chapter 261 261: The Return
- Chapter 260: Curtain Call
- Chapter 259: The Final Battle (Conclusion)
- Chapter 258: The Final Battle (Part 3)
- Chapter 257: The Final Battle (Part 2)
- Chapter 256 256: The Beginning of the Final Battle
- Chapter 255: The End of the King of Conquerors
- Chapter 254 254: Head-on Clash
- Chapter 253 253: The Battle on the Bridge
- Chapter 252: Capturing Matou Zouken
- Chapter 251: The Method of Substitution
- Chapter 250: The Holy Grail is With Me
- Chapter 249 249: Sorrow After Waking
- Chapter 248 248: A Duel Invitation
- Chapter 247: A War Sparked by a Woman
- Chapter 246: The Choice
- Chapter 245: A Not Bad Script
- Chapter 244 244: Reaping What One Sows
- Chapter 243 - 243 – The Assassin Who Loves Art
- Chapter 242 - 242 – The Mana Powerhouse: Solar Armor
- Chapter 241 - 241 – The Knight’s Exit
- Chapter 240 - 240 – The Night of Battle
- Chapter 239 239 – Saber’s True Master
- Chapter 238 238 – The War Continues
- Chapter 237 237 – The Base Under Attack
- Chapter 236 - 236 – Annihilation, This One Strike!
- Chapter 235 235 – Smash the Ground
- Chapter 234 - 234 – Support from the Inari God
- Chapter 233 233: It’s Not Over Yet!
- Chapter 232 232: Preparing to Attack
- Chapter 231 231: Pay Attention to the Underground
- Chapter 230 230: Temporary Cooperation
- Chapter 229: Gathering of All
- Chapter 228: Strange Creatures
- Chapter 227: The Power of the Inari God
- Chapter 226: Choice
- Chapter 225: Sakura Loves Her Onii-chan the Most
- Chapter 224: Tohsaka Rin ’s Self-Rescue
- Chapter 223: If You Don’t Stop, I’ll Kill the Hostage
- Chapter 222: The Caster Who Comes Knocking
- Chapter 221: Just Passing By
- Chapter 220: RIN TOSAKA SKIPPING SCHOOL
- Chapter 219: The Egg of the Beast King
- Chapter 218 218: Diarmuid’s Revenge
- Chapter 217 217: Subjugating Caster
- Chapter 216 216: A Sudden Encounter
- Chapter 215 215: The Perverted Murderer
- Chapter 214: A Battle with a Disappointing Ending
- Chapter 213 213: Battle at the Harbor
- Chapter 212: Karna Awakens a Strange Hobby
- Chapter 211: Really Can’t Be Helped
- Chapter 210: Encounter on the Street
- Chapter 209 209: The Ice Cream Tastes Great
- Chapter 208: Summoning the Servant
- Chapter 207 207: Temporary Departure
- Chapter 206 206: Tohsaka Tokiomi’s Interference
- Chapter 205: Selected for No Reason
- Chapter 204: Entering the Church
- Chapter 203 203: Please Let Me Stay
- Chapter 202: A Peaceful World?
- Chapter 201: Are You Here to Save Me?
- Chapter 200 200: A Message from Another World
- Chapter 199: I’ll Only Say This to You
- Chapter 198: ‘The Three of Us’
- Chapter 197 197: Change in Aura
- Chapter 196: One-Seventh of the Power
- Chapter 195: Negotiations
- Chapter 194: A Step Too Late
- Chapter 193: The Not-So-Smart Fox
- Chapter 192 192: Young Yukinoshita
- Chapter 191 191: Grass-Cutting Unmatched
- Chapter 190: Shrine Under Attack
- Chapter 189: Mountain Spider
- Chapter 188: The Corpse Train
- Chapter 187 187: The Dire State of the Gods
- Chapter 186 186: The Apprentice Miko of the Inari God
- Chapter 185 185: Shh, Don’t Speak!
- Chapter 184 184: Going Out with Friends in the Afternoon
- Chapter 183 - 183 – Yukinoshita Suffers a Blow
- Chapter 182 182: Recovery Massage
- Chapter 181 181 – Special Tennis Training
- Chapter 180 - 180 – Everyone’s Surprise
- Chapter 179 179 – The Guardian Spirit by My Side
- Chapter 178: The Guardian of Chiba
- Chapter 177 177: Not Very Smart
- Chapter 176 176: The Battle After Freeing My Hands
- Chapter 175 175: If You Can’t Win, Transform
- Chapter 174: Astonishing Recovery
- Chapter 173: About Making Amends with Just Two Ice Creams
- Chapter 172: The Demon King is Really Weak
- Chapter 171: Tomorrow and Surprises Always Come
- Chapter 170: Mitogawa Kazuhiro
- Chapter 169: Warning
- Chapter 168: A Rare Moment of Peace
- Chapter 167 167: Does the Necklace Look Good?
- Chapter 166: Disheveled Clothes
- Chapter 165 165: The Arrival of Saika Totsuka
- Chapter 164 164: You’re All Picking on Me!
- Chapter 163 - 163 – Kawasaki Saki’s Helplessness
- Chapter 162 - 162 – Hiratsuka Shizuka’s Blind Date
- Chapter 161: The Unlucky One Who Got Dragged In
- Chapter 160 - 160 – Hikigaya’s Doubt
- Chapter 159: As Expected, She Fell Asleep During the Exam
- Chapter 158 158: Please!
- Chapter 157: Isshiki Iroha Gets Dismissed
- Chapter 156 156 – Want to Sit?
- Chapter 155 - 155 – Overflowing Vitality
- Chapter 154 - 154 – I Didn’t Prepare Much
- Chapter 153 153: Be Careful Not to Go Too Far
- Chapter 152: I Like Those With Backbone
- Chapter 151: Just Face It Normally
- Chapter 150: So It Was Just a Dream?
- Chapter 149: Can I Stay Like This for a While?
- Chapter 148 148: Staying Over Tonight?
- Chapter 147 147: Ended Before It Even Began + Information Patreon
- Chapter 146: The Beginning of a Frenzied Feast
- Chapter 145: Be Prepared!
- Chapter 144: The Fusion Monster
- Chapter 143 143: "Maybe Dying Really Would Be Better?"
- Chapter 142: Miko Yotsuya in Danger
- Chapter 141: A Hearty Dinner
- Chapter 140 140: One Day, You Will Accept It
- Chapter 139: Just Saying Hello
- Chapter 138: Blue Butterflies
- Chapter 137 137 – Evacuation
- Chapter 136 136 – The Suddenly Stopped Train
- Chapter 135 135 – Like a Mouse Seeing a Cat
- Chapter 134 134: The Encounter on the Platform
- Chapter 133 133: Transforming a Magical Tool
- Chapter 132 132: It's Really Great to Be Friends
- Chapter 131 131: The Fake Loli Who Caught Up
- Chapter 130: Requesting the Method
- Chapter 129 129: Remember This, You Bastard!
- Chapter 128 128 – The Evil Spirit That Transformed Into a Tentacle Monster
- Chapter 127 127: Sessho-seki (Killing Stone)
- Chapter 126 126: The Shitamachi Spirit Medium
- Chapter 125: Got Tricked?
- Chapter 124: Trying to End This Relationship
- Chapter 123: Totsuka Saika’s Invitation
- Chapter 122 122: You’re This Cute and You Tell Me You’re a Guy?!
- Chapter 121 121: Just Slightly Surprised, That’s All
- Chapter 120: An Unexpected Gain
- Chapter 119: The Scent on Her
- Chapter 118: The Passionate Mrs. Yuigahama
- Chapter 117: A Last-Minute Effort
- Chapter 116: The Evil Spirit of Tokyo
- Chapter 115: Car Accident
- Chapter 114 - 114 – The More You Drive, the More Roads You Know
- Chapter 113: Iroha Isshiki's Thank-You Gift
- Chapter 112: Purpose
- Chapter 111 - 111 – The Despairing Afternoon
- Chapter 110: Still Pretty Handsome with Eyes Closed
- Chapter 109: Indirect Kiss
- Chapter 108: The Morning Everyone Can’t Sleep
- Chapter 107: Compressing the Battlefield Space
- Chapter 106: Pursuit
- Chapter 105: Entering the Dream
- Chapter 104: Waiting
- Chapter 103: I’ll Come Again Tonight
- Chapter 102: The Three Members of the Service Club Are All Happy Today
- Chapter 101: The Trickster’s Dream-Entry Method
- Chapter 100: The Evil Spirit in the Dream
- Chapter 99: Trouble Comes Knocking in a Different Sense
- Chapter 98: The Request from Yui Zaimokuza
- Chapter 97: The Exorcist’s Request
- Chapter 96: Love Often Begins with Attraction
- Chapter 95: Yumiko Miura Wants to Study?
- Chapter 94: Yotsuya Miko’s Spirit-Summoning Constitution
- Chapter 93: Conversation with Haruno
- Chapter 92: It’s Better When Everyone Plays Together
- Chapter 91: Meeting at the Amusement Park
- Chapter 90: There Are No Evil Spirits at Miko’s House
- Chapter 89: Komachi’s Doubts
- Chapter 88: Reinforcements? No! An Open and Honest Vacation!
- Chapter 87 - 87 System: Host, would you like to consider corpse collection service?
- Chapter 86: A Fortuitous Search
- Chapter 85: The Appearance of the Demon King!
- Chapter 84: The Power of Talismans
- Chapter 83: Arriving at a Serious Place
- Chapter 82: The Frenzied Malevolent Spirit
- Chapter 81: The Malevolent Spirit That Doesn’t Follow the Rules
- Chapter 80: Miko Saw a Ghost Again!
- Chapter 79: An Excellent Neighbor
- Chapter 78: The Head in the Fridge
- Chapter 77 - 77 – The Troubled Siblings
- Chapter 76: I Could Smell It All, You Know
- Chapter 75: The Lost Miura
- Chapter 74: Miura Suddenly Appears
- Chapter 73 - 73 – A Rather Troublesome Dango
- Chapter 72: Yui Yuigahama Comes Again
- Chapter 71: My Family Could Barely Be Considered Nobility
- Chapter 70: Yurikawa Hana’s Mind is Only on...
- Chapter 69: Jealous Miura
- Chapter 68: I Got Seen
- Chapter 67: Saving Someone
- Chapter 66: Return
- Chapter 65: Great Bodhisattva Hachiman
- Chapter 64: I’ll Cover the Rear
- Chapter 63: Sudden Sunshine
- Chapter 62 - 62 — Spell — Guard
- Chapter 61: A Rather Cautious Demon King
- Chapter 60: When Slaying Monsters, Aim for the Head
- Chapter 59: Arrival in Another World
- Chapter 58: The System That Wanted to Slack Off but Nearly Messed Up
- Chapter 57: The Unique-Thoughted Evil Spirit and the Request for Help
- Chapter 56: Destroying the Banquet Is Completely Meaningless
- Chapter 55: The Banquet
- Chapter 54: An Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 53: Congratulations on Mastering It
- Chapter 52: "You Two Have Such a Good Relationship"
- Chapter 51: That Day, Hikigaya Hachiman Saw…
- Chapter 50: A Guest at the Service Club
- Chapter 49: Yuigahama Yui Takes Her First Step
- Chapter 48: Worth Millions, Yet Still a Pauper
- Chapter 47: A Communicative Evil Spirit
- Chapter 46: The Ghastly Spirit with a Truly Horrifying Appearance
- Chapter 45: Hiratsuka Shizuka Cleans Up the Mess
- Chapter 44: Using Their Own Words
- Chapter 43: Misunderstanding
- Chapter 42: This is Female Equipment!
- Chapter 41: On the Distribution Method of a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 40 - 40 End
- Chapter 39: My Body Isn’t the Same, But My Blade Still Cuts
- Chapter 38: You Left Me in Their Hands, Didn't You?
- Chapter 37: Thank You for Coming to Me of Your Own Accord
- Chapter 36: The Cheerful Employer
- Chapter 35: A Problematic Commission
- Chapter 34: It Backfired
- Chapter 33: The Silver-Tongued Yukinoshita
- Chapter 32: A Wordless Lunch
- Chapter 31: Hiratsuka Shizuka Senses Something Strange
- Chapter 30: Caught Sleeping in Class
- Chapter 29: This is a Reward!
- Chapter 28: Misunderstanding
- Chapter 27: Is Isshiki Iroha Starting to Doubt?
- Chapter 26: Encountering a Strange Evil Spirit
- Chapter 25: Isshiki Iroha’s Unlucky Day
- Chapter 24: The Deal with Kawasaki Saki
- Chapter 23: Curious Taishi
- Chapter 22: As If Understanding Something
- Chapter 21: Big Sister Brought a Man Home!
- Chapter 20: A Chance Encounter at the Intersection
- Chapter 19: Sorry
- Chapter 18: A Little Trick
- Chapter 17: The Extra Bento
- Chapter 16: The Family Being Watched
- Chapter 15: Kawasaki Saki
- Chapter 14: Morning
- Chapter 13: Clearing the Instance
- Chapter 12: Tactical Suit
- Chapter 11: A Beginner's Tutorial That Ends Before It Begins
- Chapter 10: The Proper Way to Face a Combat Situation
- Chapter 9 - 9 – The Advanced Evil Spirit That Launched a Sneak Attack
- Chapter 8: The Times Have Changed
- Chapter 7: Level Up – Intermediate Spirit Exorcist!
- Chapter 6: Hikigaya's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
- Chapter 5 - 5 – Spiritual Flow Technique
- Chapter 4: The Casually Named Instance
- Chapter 3 - 3 – The Little Devil, Iroha Isshiki
- Chapter 2: The Girl Who Can See Evil Spirits
- Chapter 1: A System Appeared in My Mind